假哭賺妖 The Feigned Weeping
卻說那怪徑回洞口。行者見他來時,設法哄他,把眼擠了一擠,撲簌簌淚如雨落,兒天兒地的跌腳搥胸,於此洞裡嚎啕痛哭。那怪一時間那裡認得,上前摟住道:「渾家,你有何事,這般煩惱?」那大聖編成的鬼話,捏出的虛詞,淚汪汪的告道:「郎君啊,常言道:『男子少妻財沒主,婦女無夫身落空。』却说那怪径回洞口。行者见他来时,设法哄他,把眼挤了一挤,扑簌簌泪如雨落,儿天儿地的跌脚搥胸,于此洞里嚎啕痛哭。那怪一时间那里认得,上前搂住道:「浑家,你有何事,这般烦恼?」那大圣编成的鬼话,捏出的虚词,泪汪汪的告道:「郎君啊,常言道:『男子少妻财没主,妇女无夫身落空。』
逐句解 Line by line
Now the fiend went straight back to the mouth of the cave.
徑回, jìng huí: straight back, without stopping.
Pilgrim, seeing him come, contrived to gull him: squeezing his eyes to a squint, he let the tears fall pattering like rain, and crying 'O my heaven, O my earth!' stamped his feet and beat his breast, wailing and sobbing there within the cave.
The performance begins, and the novel enjoys every detail of it. 哄, hǒng, to gull, to coax somebody into believing a thing; 撲簌簌, pū sù sù, a sound-word for tears coming fast. 兒天兒地, ér tiān ér dì, is the wail itself — "oh heaven, oh earth" — with 兒 as a pure cry, not a word. 嚎啕痛哭, háo táo tòng kū, to weep and wail bitterly. Note that he squeezes his eyes first: the tears are manufactured on the spot.
The fiend, for the moment, could in no way tell the difference; he came forward and clasped him, saying, "Wife, what is the matter, that you are so distressed?"
一時間, yì shí jiān, for the moment; 那裡認得, nǎ lǐ rèn de, "how was he to tell?" — the questioning 那. Then 摟住, lǒu zhù, to take in one's arms. The demon embraces the enemy who has come to kill him, and asks tenderly what is wrong.
The Great Sage, with his ghost-tale trumped up and his lie confected, told him, all awash in tears, "My lord — as the old saying has it: 'A man who lacks a wife has no master for his wealth; a woman without a husband has her life set at naught.'
The narrator labels the goods before selling them. 編成鬼話, biān chéng guǐ huà, a trumped-up tale — literally "ghost talk," which is Chinese for nonsense told with a straight face; 捏出虛詞, niē chū xū cí, words pinched and moulded out of nothing. And then the proverb: 男子少妻財沒主, nán zǐ shǎo qī cái méi zhǔ, a man without a wife has nobody to mind his property, a woman without a husband has her life come to nothing. Wukong deploys a piece of conventional wisdom about wifely dependence in order to sound like a wife.
The deception is the comic centre of the chapter, and the novel plays it at leisure. The Great Sage, in the princess's shape, works up a virtuoso display of grief — squinted eyes, pattering tears, wails to heaven and earth, stamping and breast-beating — while the demon, wholly taken in, embraces his supposed wife with real concern. The irony is complete: the monster consoling the enemy who has come to destroy him.
The theatrical lament is prefaced with a folk proverb about husbands and wives needing each other, deployed with a straight face to lend the manufactured distress the ring of genuine wifely sorrow. The narrator's frank labels for the performance — trumped-up tale, words moulded out of nothing — let the reader in on the artifice at every step, so that the pleasure lies not in suspense but in watching the trap close by inches.