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第三十一回
豬zhū八bā戒jiè義yì激jī猴hóu王wáng
孫sūn行xíng者zhě智zhì降xiáng妖yāo怪guài

Zhu Bajie, Roused by Duty, Provokes the Monkey King · Sun the Pilgrim, by Wit, Subdues the Fiend

第三十一回
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義yì結jié孔kǒng懷huái,法fǎ歸guī本běn性xìng。义yì结jié孔kǒng怀huái,法fǎ归guī本běn性xìng。
金jīn順shùn木mù馴xún成chéng正zhèng果guǒ,心xīn猿yuán木mù母mǔ合hé丹dān元yuán。金jīn顺shùn木mù驯xún成chéng正zhèng果guǒ,心xīn猿yuán木mù母mǔ合hé丹dān元yuán。
共gòng登dēng極jí樂lè世shì界jiè,同tóng來lái不bú二èr法fǎ門mén。共gòng登dēng极jí乐lè世shì界jiè,同tóng来lái不bú二èr法fǎ门mén。
經jīng乃nǎi修xiū行xíng之zhī總zǒng徑jìng,佛fó配pèi自zì己jǐ之zhī元yuán神shén。经jīng乃nǎi修xiū行xíng之zhī总zǒng径jìng,佛fó配pèi自zì己jǐ之zhī元yuán神shén。
兄xiōng和hé弟dì會huì成chéng三sān契qì,妖yāo與yǔ魔mó色sè應yìng五wǔ行xíng。兄xiōng和hé弟dì会huì成chéng三sān契qì,妖yāo与yǔ魔mó色sè应yìng五wǔ行xíng。
剪jiǎn除chú六liù門mén趣qù,即jí赴fù大dà雷léi音yīn。剪jiǎn除chú六liù门mén趣qù,即jí赴fù大dà雷léi音yīn。
扛擡到洞口

卻què說shuō那nà獃dāi子zi被bèi一yì窩wō猴hóu子zi捉zhuō住zhù了le,扛káng擡tái扯chě拉lā,把bǎ一yí件jiàn直zhí裰duō子zi揪jiū破pò。口kǒu裡lǐ勞láo勞láo叨dāo叨dāo的de,自zì家jiā念niàn誦sòng道dào:「罷bà了le,罷bà了le,這zhè一yí去qù有yǒu個gè打dǎ殺shā的de情qíng了le。」不bù一yì時shí,到dào洞dòng口kǒu。那nà大dà聖shèng坐zuò在zài石shí崖yá之zhī上shàng,罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè囊náng糠kāng的de夯hāng貨huò!你nǐ去qù便biàn罷bà了le,怎zěn麼me罵mà我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè跪guì在zài地dì下xià道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ不bù曾céng罵mà你nǐ;若ruò罵mà你nǐ,就jiù嚼jué了le舌shé頭tóu根gēn。我wǒ只zhǐ說shuō哥gē哥ge不bú去qù,我wǒ自zì去qù報bào師shī父fù便biàn了liǎo。怎zěn敢gǎn罵mà你nǐ?」却què说shuō那nà呆dāi子zi被bèi一yì窝wō猴hóu子zi捉zhuō住zhù了le,扛káng抬tái扯chě拉lā,把bǎ一yí件jiàn直zhí裰duō子zi揪jiū破pò。口kǒu里lǐ劳láo劳láo叨dāo叨dāo的de,自zì家jiā念niàn诵sòng道dào:「罢bà了le,罢bà了le,这zhè一yí去qù有yǒu个gè打dǎ杀shā的de情qíng了le。」不bù一yì时shí,到dào洞dòng口kǒu。那nà大dà圣shèng坐zuò在zài石shí崖yá之zhī上shàng,骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè囊náng糠kāng的de夯hāng货huò!你nǐ去qù便biàn罢bà了le,怎zěn么me骂mà我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè跪guì在zài地dì下xià道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ不bù曾céng骂mà你nǐ;若ruò骂mà你nǐ,就jiù嚼jué了le舌shé头tóu根gēn。我wǒ只zhǐ说shuō哥gē哥ge不bú去qù,我wǒ自zì去qù报bào师shī父fù便biàn了liǎo。怎zěn敢gǎn骂mà你nǐ?」

左右耳一扯

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me瞞mán得de過guò我wǒ?我wǒ這zhè左zuǒ耳ěr往wǎng上shàng一yì扯chě,曉xiǎo得de三sān十shí三sān天tiān人rén說shuō話huà;我wǒ這zhè右yòu耳ěr往wǎng下xià一yì扯chě,曉xiǎo得de十shí代dài閻yán王wáng與yǔ判pàn官guān算suàn帳zhàng。你nǐ今jīn走zǒu路lù把bǎ我wǒ罵mà,我wǒ豈qǐ不bù聽tīng見jiàn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ曉xiǎo得de你nǐ賊zéi頭tóu鼠shǔ腦nǎo的de,一yí定dìng又yòu變biàn作zuò個gè甚shén麼me東dōng西xī兒er,跟gēn著zhe我wǒ聽tīng的de。」行xíng者zhě叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,選xuǎn大dà棍gùn來lái,先xiān打dǎ二èr十shí個gè見jiàn面miàn孤gū拐guǎi,再zài打dǎ二èr十shí個gè背bèi花huā,然rán後hòu等děng我wǒ使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng與yǔ他tā送sòng行xíng。」八bā戒jiè慌huāng得de磕kē頭tóu道dào:「哥gē哥ge,千qiān萬wàn看kàn師shī父fù面miàn上shàng,饒ráo了le我wǒ罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ想xiǎng那nà師shī父fù好hǎo仁rén義yì兒er哩li。」八bā戒jiè又yòu道dào:「哥gē哥ge,不bú看kàn師shī父fù啊a,請qǐng看kàn海hǎi上shàng菩pú薩sà之zhī面miàn,饒ráo了le我wǒ罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me瞒mán得de过guò我wǒ?我wǒ这zhè左zuǒ耳ěr往wǎng上shàng一yì扯chě,晓xiǎo得de三sān十shí三sān天tiān人rén说shuō话huà;我wǒ这zhè右yòu耳ěr往wǎng下xià一yì扯chě,晓xiǎo得de十shí代dài阎yán王wáng与yǔ判pàn官guān算suàn帐zhàng。你nǐ今jīn走zǒu路lù把bǎ我wǒ骂mà,我wǒ岂qǐ不bù听tīng见jiàn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ晓xiǎo得de你nǐ贼zéi头tóu鼠shǔ脑nǎo的de,一yí定dìng又yòu变biàn作zuò个gè甚shén么me东dōng西xī儿er,跟gēn着zhe我wǒ听tīng的de。」行xíng者zhě叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,选xuǎn大dà棍gùn来lái,先xiān打dǎ二èr十shí个gè见jiàn面miàn孤gū拐guǎi,再zài打dǎ二èr十shí个gè背bèi花huā,然rán后hòu等děng我wǒ使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng与yǔ他tā送sòng行xíng。」八bā戒jiè慌huāng得de磕kē头tóu道dào:「哥gē哥ge,千qiān万wàn看kàn师shī父fù面miàn上shàng,饶ráo了le我wǒ罢bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ想xiǎng那nà师shī父fù好hǎo仁rén义yì儿er哩li。」八bā戒jiè又yòu道dào:「哥gē哥ge,不bú看kàn师shī父fù啊a,请qǐng看kàn海hǎi上shàng菩pú萨sà之zhī面miàn,饶ráo了le我wǒ罢bà。」

三分轉意

行xíng者zhě見jiàn說shuō起qǐ菩pú薩sà,卻què有yǒu三sān分fēn兒er轉zhuǎn意yì道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,既jì這zhè等děng說shuō,我wǒ且qiě不bù打dǎ你nǐ。你nǐ卻què老lǎo實shí說shuō,不bú要yào瞞mán我wǒ。那nà唐táng僧sēng在zài那nǎ裡lǐ有yǒu難nàn,你nǐ卻què來lái此cǐ哄hǒng我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,沒méi甚shén難nán處chù,實shí是shì想xiǎng你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「這zhè個gè好hǎo打dǎ的de劣liè貨huò,你nǐ怎zěn麼me還hái要yào者zhě囂xiāo我wǒ?老lǎo孫sūn身shēn回huí水shuǐ簾lián洞dòng,心xīn逐zhú取qǔ經jīng僧sēng。那nà師shī父fù步bù步bù有yǒu難nàn,處chù處chù該gāi災zāi,你nǐ趁chèn早zǎo兒er告gào訢xīn我wǒ,免miǎn打dǎ。」行xíng者zhě见jiàn说shuō起qǐ菩pú萨sà,却què有yǒu三sān分fēn儿er转zhuǎn意yì道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,既jì这zhè等děng说shuō,我wǒ且qiě不bù打dǎ你nǐ。你nǐ却què老lǎo实shí说shuō,不bú要yào瞒mán我wǒ。那nà唐táng僧sēng在zài那nǎ里lǐ有yǒu难nàn,你nǐ却què来lái此cǐ哄hǒng我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,没méi甚shén难nán处chù,实shí是shì想xiǎng你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「这zhè个gè好hǎo打dǎ的de劣liè货huò,你nǐ怎zěn么me还hái要yào者zhě嚣xiāo我wǒ?老lǎo孙sūn身shēn回huí水shuǐ帘lián洞dòng,心xīn逐zhú取qǔ经jīng僧sēng。那nà师shī父fù步bù步bù有yǒu难nàn,处chù处chù该gāi灾zāi,你nǐ趁chèn早zǎo儿er告gào䜣xīn我wǒ,免miǎn打dǎ。」

分明要瞞著你

八bā戒jiè聞wén得de此cǐ言yán,叩kòu頭tóu上shàng告gào道dào:「哥gē啊a,分fēn明míng要yào瞞mán著zhe你nǐ,請qǐng你nǐ去qù的de,不bù期qī你nǐ這zhè等děng樣yàng靈líng。饒ráo我wǒ打dǎ,放fàng我wǒ起qǐ來lái說shuō罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「也yě罷bà,起qǐ來lái說shuō。」眾zhòng猴hóu撒sā開kāi手shǒu。那nà獃dāi子zi跳tiào得de起qǐ來lái,兩liǎng邊biān亂luàn張zhāng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ張zhāng甚shén麼me?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「看kàn看kàn那nà條tiáo路lù兒er空kōng闊kuò,好hǎo跑pǎo。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ跑pǎo到dào那nǎ裡lǐ?我wǒ就jiù讓ràng你nǐ先xiān走zǒu三sān日rì,老lǎo孫sūn自zì有yǒu本běn事shì趕gǎn轉zhuǎn你nǐ來lái。快kuài早zǎo說shuō來lái,這zhè一yì惱nǎo發fā我wǒ的de性xìng子zi,斷duàn不bù饒ráo你nǐ。」八bā戒jiè闻wén得de此cǐ言yán,叩kòu头tóu上shàng告gào道dào:「哥gē啊a,分fēn明míng要yào瞒mán着zhe你nǐ,请qǐng你nǐ去qù的de,不bù期qī你nǐ这zhè等děng样yàng灵líng。饶ráo我wǒ打dǎ,放fàng我wǒ起qǐ来lái说shuō罢bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「也yě罢bà,起qǐ来lái说shuō。」众zhòng猴hóu撒sā开kāi手shǒu。那nà呆dāi子zi跳tiào得de起qǐ来lái,两liǎng边biān乱luàn张zhāng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ张zhāng甚shén么me?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「看kàn看kàn那nà条tiáo路lù儿er空kōng阔kuò,好hǎo跑pǎo。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ跑pǎo到dào那nǎ里lǐ?我wǒ就jiù让ràng你nǐ先xiān走zǒu三sān日rì,老lǎo孙sūn自zì有yǒu本běn事shì赶gǎn转zhuǎn你nǐ来lái。快kuài早zǎo说shuō来lái,这zhè一yì恼nǎo发fā我wǒ的de性xìng子zi,断duàn不bù饶ráo你nǐ。」

黑松林失師

八bā戒jiè道dào:「實shí不bù瞞mán哥gē哥ge說shuō,自zì你nǐ回huí後hòu,我wǒ與yǔ沙shā僧sēng保bǎo師shī父fù前qián行xíng,只zhǐ見jiàn一yí座zuò黑hēi松sōng林lín,師shī父fù下xià馬mǎ,教jiào我wǒ化huà齋zhāi。我wǒ因yīn許xǔ遠yuǎn,無wú一yí個gè人rén家jiā,辛xīn苦kǔ了le,略lüè在zài草cǎo裡lǐ睡shuì睡shuì。不bù想xiǎng沙shā僧sēng別bié了le師shī父fù,又yòu來lái尋xún我wǒ。你nǐ曉xiǎo得de師shī父fù沒méi有yǒu坐zuò性xìng,他tā獨dú步bù林lín間jiān玩wán景jǐng。出chū得de林lín,見jiàn一yí座zuò黃huáng金jīn寶bǎo塔tǎ放fàng光guāng,他tā只zhǐ當dàng寺sì院yuàn。不bù期qī塔tǎ下xià有yǒu個gè妖yāo精jīng,名míng喚huàn黃huáng袍páo,被bèi他tā拿ná住zhù。後hòu邊biān我wǒ與yǔ沙shā僧sēng回huí尋xún,止zhǐ見jiàn白bái馬mǎ、行xíng囊náng,不bú見jiàn師shī父fù。隨suí尋xún至zhì洞dòng口kǒu,與yǔ那nà怪guài廝sī殺shā。師shī父fù在zài洞dòng,幸xìng虧kuī了le一yí個gè救jiù星xīng。原yuán是shì寶bǎo象xiàng國guó王wáng第dì三sān個gè公gōng主zhǔ,被bèi那nà怪guài攝shè來lái者zhě。八bā戒jiè道dào:「实shí不bù瞒mán哥gē哥ge说shuō,自zì你nǐ回huí后hòu,我wǒ与yǔ沙shā僧sēng保bǎo师shī父fù前qián行xíng,只zhǐ见jiàn一yí座zuò黑hēi松sōng林lín,师shī父fù下xià马mǎ,教jiào我wǒ化huà斋zhāi。我wǒ因yīn许xǔ远yuǎn,无wú一yí个gè人rén家jiā,辛xīn苦kǔ了le,略lüè在zài草cǎo里lǐ睡shuì睡shuì。不bù想xiǎng沙shā僧sēng别bié了le师shī父fù,又yòu来lái寻xún我wǒ。你nǐ晓xiǎo得de师shī父fù没méi有yǒu坐zuò性xìng,他tā独dú步bù林lín间jiān玩wán景jǐng。出chū得de林lín,见jiàn一yí座zuò黄huáng金jīn宝bǎo塔tǎ放fàng光guāng,他tā只zhǐ当dàng寺sì院yuàn。不bù期qī塔tǎ下xià有yǒu个gè妖yāo精jīng,名míng唤huàn黄huáng袍páo,被bèi他tā拿ná住zhù。后hòu边biān我wǒ与yǔ沙shā僧sēng回huí寻xún,止zhǐ见jiàn白bái马mǎ、行xíng囊náng,不bú见jiàn师shī父fù。随suí寻xún至zhì洞dòng口kǒu,与yǔ那nà怪guài厮sī杀shā。师shī父fù在zài洞dòng,幸xìng亏kuī了le一yí个gè救jiù星xīng。原yuán是shì宝bǎo象xiàng国guó王wáng第dì三sān个gè公gōng主zhǔ,被bèi那nà怪guài摄shè来lái者zhě。

遞書復戰

他tā修xiū了le一yì封fēng家jiā書shū,託tuō師shī父fù寄jì去qù,遂suì說shuō方fāng便biàn,解jiě放fàng了le師shī父fù。到dào了le國guó中zhōng,遞dì了le書shū子zi,那nà國guó王wáng就jiù請qǐng師shī父fù降xiáng妖yāo,取qǔ回huí公gōng主zhǔ。哥gē啊a,你nǐ曉xiǎo得de,那nà老lǎo和hé尚shàng可kě會huì降xiáng妖yāo?我wǒ二èr人rén復fù去qù與yǔ戰zhàn,不bù知zhī那nà怪guài神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,將jiāng沙shā僧sēng又yòu捉zhuō了le。我wǒ敗bài陣zhèn而ér走zǒu,伏fú在zài草cǎo中zhōng。他tā修xiū了le一yì封fēng家jiā书shū,托tuō师shī父fù寄jì去qù,遂suì说shuō方fāng便biàn,解jiě放fàng了le师shī父fù。到dào了le国guó中zhōng,递dì了le书shū子zi,那nà国guó王wáng就jiù请qǐng师shī父fù降xiáng妖yāo,取qǔ回huí公gōng主zhǔ。哥gē啊a,你nǐ晓xiǎo得de,那nà老lǎo和hé尚shàng可kě会huì降xiáng妖yāo?我wǒ二èr人rén复fù去qù与yǔ战zhàn,不bù知zhī那nà怪guài神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,将jiāng沙shā僧sēng又yòu捉zhuō了le。我wǒ败bài阵zhèn而ér走zǒu,伏fú在zài草cǎo中zhōng。

認親變虎

那nà怪guài變biàn做zuò個gè俊jùn俏qiào文wén人rén入rù朝cháo,與yǔ國guó王wáng認rèn親qīn,把bǎ師shī父fù變biàn作zuò老lǎo虎hǔ。又yòu虧kuī了le白bái龍lóng馬mǎ夜yè現xiàn龍lóng身shēn,去qù尋xún師shī父fù,師shī父fù倒dào不bù曾céng尋xún見jiàn,卻què遇yù著zháo那nà怪guài在zài銀yín安ān殿diàn飲yǐn酒jiǔ。他tā變biàn一yì宮gōng娥é,與yǔ他tā巡xún酒jiǔ、舞wǔ刀dāo,欲yù乘chéng機jī而ér砍kǎn,反fǎn被bèi他tā用yòng滿mǎn堂táng紅hóng打dǎ傷shāng馬mǎ腿tuǐ。就jiù是shì他tā教jiào我wǒ來lái請qǐng師shī兄xiōng的de,說shuō道dào:『師shī兄xiōng是shì個gè有yǒu仁rén有yǒu義yì的de君jūn子zǐ,君jūn子zǐ不bú念niàn舊jiù惡è,一yí定dìng肯kěn來lái救jiù師shī父fù一yí難nàn。』萬wàn望wàng哥gē哥ge念niàn『一yí日rì為wéi師shī,終zhōng身shēn為wéi父fù』之zhī情qíng,千qiān萬wàn救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」那nà怪guài变biàn做zuò个gè俊jùn俏qiào文wén人rén入rù朝cháo,与yǔ国guó王wáng认rèn亲qīn,把bǎ师shī父fù变biàn作zuò老lǎo虎hǔ。又yòu亏kuī了le白bái龙lóng马mǎ夜yè现xiàn龙lóng身shēn,去qù寻xún师shī父fù,师shī父fù倒dào不bù曾céng寻xún见jiàn,却què遇yù着zháo那nà怪guài在zài银yín安ān殿diàn饮yǐn酒jiǔ。他tā变biàn一yì宫gōng娥é,与yǔ他tā巡xún酒jiǔ、舞wǔ刀dāo,欲yù乘chéng机jī而ér砍kǎn,反fǎn被bèi他tā用yòng满mǎn堂táng红hóng打dǎ伤shāng马mǎ腿tuǐ。就jiù是shì他tā教jiào我wǒ来lái请qǐng师shī兄xiōng的de,说shuō道dào:『师shī兄xiōng是shì个gè有yǒu仁rén有yǒu义yì的de君jūn子zǐ,君jūn子zǐ不bú念niàn旧jiù恶è,一yí定dìng肯kěn来lái救jiù师shī父fù一yí难nàn。』万wàn望wàng哥gē哥ge念niàn『一yí日rì为wéi师shī,终zhōng身shēn为wéi父fù』之zhī情qíng,千qiān万wàn救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」

請將不如激將

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè獃dāi子zi,我wǒ臨lín別bié之zhī時shí,曾céng叮dīng嚀níng又yòu叮dīng嚀níng,說shuō道dào:『若ruò有yǒu妖yāo魔mó捉zhuō住zhù師shī父fù,你nǐ就jiù說shuō老lǎo孫sūn是shì他tā大dà徒tú弟dì。』怎zěn麼me卻què不bù說shuō我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「請qǐng將jiàng不bù如rú激jī將jiàng,等děng我wǒ激jī他tā一yì激jī。」道dào:「哥gē啊a,不bù說shuō你nǐ還hái好hǎo哩li,只zhǐ為wèi說shuō你nǐ,他tā一yì發fā無wú狀zhuàng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn麼me說shuō?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ說shuō:『妖yāo精jīng,你nǐ不bú要yào無wú禮lǐ,莫mò害hài我wǒ師shī父fù。我wǒ還hái有yǒu個gè大dà師shī兄xiōng,叫jiào做zuò孫sūn行xíng者zhě,他tā神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,善shàn能néng降xiáng妖yāo,他tā來lái時shí教jiào你nǐ死sǐ無wú葬zàng身shēn之zhī地dì。』那nà怪guài聞wén言yán,越yuè加jiā忿fèn怒nù,罵mà道dào:『是shì個gè甚shén麼me孫sūn行xíng者zhě,我wǒ可kě怕pà他tā?他tā若ruò來lái,我wǒ剝bō了le他tā皮pí,抽chōu了le他tā觔jīn,啃kěn了le他tā骨gǔ,吃chī了le他tā心xīn。饒ráo他tā猴hóu子zi瘦shòu,我wǒ也yě把bǎ他tā剁duò鮓zhǎ著zhuó油yóu烹pēng。』」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè呆dāi子zi,我wǒ临lín别bié之zhī时shí,曾céng叮dīng咛níng又yòu叮dīng咛níng,说shuō道dào:『若ruò有yǒu妖yāo魔mó捉zhuō住zhù师shī父fù,你nǐ就jiù说shuō老lǎo孙sūn是shì他tā大dà徒tú弟dì。』怎zěn么me却què不bù说shuō我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「请qǐng将jiàng不bù如rú激jī将jiàng,等děng我wǒ激jī他tā一yì激jī。」道dào:「哥gē啊a,不bù说shuō你nǐ还hái好hǎo哩li,只zhǐ为wèi说shuō你nǐ,他tā一yì发fā无wú状zhuàng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn么me说shuō?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ说shuō:『妖yāo精jīng,你nǐ不bú要yào无wú礼lǐ,莫mò害hài我wǒ师shī父fù。我wǒ还hái有yǒu个gè大dà师shī兄xiōng,叫jiào做zuò孙sūn行xíng者zhě,他tā神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,善shàn能néng降xiáng妖yāo,他tā来lái时shí教jiào你nǐ死sǐ无wú葬zàng身shēn之zhī地dì。』那nà怪guài闻wén言yán,越yuè加jiā忿fèn怒nù,骂mà道dào:『是shì个gè甚shén么me孙sūn行xíng者zhě,我wǒ可kě怕pà他tā?他tā若ruò来lái,我wǒ剥bō了le他tā皮pí,抽chōu了le他tā觔jīn,啃kěn了le他tā骨gǔ,吃chī了le他tā心xīn。饶ráo他tā猴hóu子zi瘦shòu,我wǒ也yě把bǎ他tā剁duò鲊zhǎ着zhuó油yóu烹pēng。』」

碎屍萬段之仇

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,就jiù氣qì得de抓zhuā耳ěr撓náo腮sāi,暴bào躁zào亂luàn跳tiào道dào:「是shì那nǎ個gè敢gǎn這zhè等děng罵mà我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge息xī怒nù,是shì那nà黃huáng袍páo怪guài這zhè等děng罵mà來lái,我wǒ故gù學xué與yǔ你nǐ聽tīng也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「賢xián弟dì,你nǐ起qǐ來lái。不bú是shì我wǒ去qù不bù成chéng,既jì是shì妖yāo精jīng敢gǎn罵mà我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù不bù能néng不bù降xiáng他tā,我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù。老lǎo孫sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng,普pǔ天tiān的de神shén將jiàng看kàn見jiàn我wǒ,一yí個gè個gè控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn,口kǒu口kǒu稱chēng呼hū大dà聖shèng。這zhè妖yāo怪guài無wú禮lǐ,他tā敢gǎn背bèi前qián面miàn後hòu罵mà我wǒ。我wǒ這zhè去qù,把bǎ他tā拿ná住zhù,碎suì屍shī萬wàn段duàn,以yǐ報bào罵mà我wǒ之zhī仇chóu!報bào畢bì,我wǒ即jí回huí來lái。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,正zhèng是shì。你nǐ只zhǐ去qù拿ná了le妖yāo精jīng,報bào了le你nǐ仇chóu,那nà時shí來lái與yǔ不bù來lái,任rèn從cóng尊zūn意yì。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,就jiù气qì得de抓zhuā耳ěr挠náo腮sāi,暴bào躁zào乱luàn跳tiào道dào:「是shì那nǎ个gè敢gǎn这zhè等děng骂mà我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge息xī怒nù,是shì那nà黄huáng袍páo怪guài这zhè等děng骂mà来lái,我wǒ故gù学xué与yǔ你nǐ听tīng也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「贤xián弟dì,你nǐ起qǐ来lái。不bú是shì我wǒ去qù不bù成chéng,既jì是shì妖yāo精jīng敢gǎn骂mà我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù不bù能néng不bù降xiáng他tā,我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù。老lǎo孙sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng,普pǔ天tiān的de神shén将jiàng看kàn见jiàn我wǒ,一yí个gè个gè控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn,口kǒu口kǒu称chēng呼hū大dà圣shèng。这zhè妖yāo怪guài无wú礼lǐ,他tā敢gǎn背bèi前qián面miàn后hòu骂mà我wǒ。我wǒ这zhè去qù,把bǎ他tā拿ná住zhù,碎suì尸shī万wàn段duàn,以yǐ报bào骂mà我wǒ之zhī仇chóu!报bào毕bì,我wǒ即jí回huí来lái。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,正zhèng是shì。你nǐ只zhǐ去qù拿ná了le妖yāo精jīng,报bào了le你nǐ仇chóu,那nà时shí来lái与yǔ不bù来lái,任rèn从cóng尊zūn意yì。」

脫妖衣束虎裙

那nà大dà聖shèng才cái跳tiào下xià崖yá,撞zhuàng入rù洞dòng裡lǐ,脫tuō了le妖yāo衣yī。整zhěng一yì整zhěng錦jǐn直zhí裰duō,束shù一yí束shù虎hǔ皮pí裙qún,執zhí了le鐵tiě棒bàng,徑jìng出chū門mén來lái。慌huāng得de那nà群qún猴hóu攔lán住zhù道dào:「大dà聖shèng爺yé爺ye,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?帶dài挈qiè我wǒ們men耍shuǎ子zi幾jǐ年nián也yě好hǎo。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「小xiǎo的de們men,你nǐ說shuō那nǎ裡lǐ話huà。那nà大dà圣shèng才cái跳tiào下xià崖yá,撞zhuàng入rù洞dòng里lǐ,脱tuō了le妖yāo衣yī。整zhěng一yì整zhěng锦jǐn直zhí裰duō,束shù一yí束shù虎hǔ皮pí裙qún,执zhí了le铁tiě棒bàng,径jìng出chū门mén来lái。慌huāng得de那nà群qún猴hóu拦lán住zhù道dào:「大dà圣shèng爷yé爷ye,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù?带dài挈qiè我wǒ们men耍shuǎ子zi几jǐ年nián也yě好hǎo。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「小xiǎo的de们men,你nǐ说shuō那nǎ里lǐ话huà。

非趕是遣

我wǒ保bǎo唐táng僧sēng的de這zhè樁zhuāng事shì,天tiān上shàng地dì下xià,都dōu曉xiǎo得de孫sūn悟wù空kōng是shì唐táng僧sēng的de徒tú弟dì。他tā倒dào不bú是shì趕gǎn我wǒ回huí來lái,倒dào是shì教jiào我wǒ來lái家jiā看kàn看kàn,送sòng我wǒ來lái家jiā自zì在zài耍shuǎ子zi。如rú今jīn只zhǐ因yīn這zhè件jiàn事shì。你nǐ們men卻què都dōu要yào仔zǐ細xì看kān守shǒu家jiā業yè,依yī時shí插chā柳liǔ栽zāi松sōng,毋wú得dé廢fèi墜zhuì。待dài我wǒ還hái去qù保bǎo唐táng僧sēng,取qǔ經jīng回huí東dōng土tǔ,功gōng成chéng之zhī後hòu,仍réng回huí來lái與yǔ你nǐ們men共gòng樂lè天tiān真zhēn。」眾zhòng猴hóu各gè各gè領lǐng命mìng。我wǒ保bǎo唐táng僧sēng的de这zhè桩zhuāng事shì,天tiān上shàng地dì下xià,都dōu晓xiǎo得de孙sūn悟wù空kōng是shì唐táng僧sēng的de徒tú弟dì。他tā倒dào不bú是shì赶gǎn我wǒ回huí来lái,倒dào是shì教jiào我wǒ来lái家jiā看kàn看kàn,送sòng我wǒ来lái家jiā自zì在zài耍shuǎ子zi。如rú今jīn只zhǐ因yīn这zhè件jiàn事shì。你nǐ们men却què都dōu要yào仔zǐ细xì看kān守shǒu家jiā业yè,依yī时shí插chā柳liǔ栽zāi松sōng,毋wú得dé废fèi坠zhuì。待dài我wǒ还hái去qù保bǎo唐táng僧sēng,取qǔ经jīng回huí东dōng土tǔ,功gōng成chéng之zhī后hòu,仍réng回huí来lái与yǔ你nǐ们men共gòng乐lè天tiān真zhēn。」众zhòng猴hóu各gè各gè领lǐng命mìng。

下海淨身

那nà大dà聖shèng才cái和hé八bā戒jiè攜xié手shǒu駕jià雲yún,離lí了le洞dòng,過guò了le東dōng洋yáng大dà海hǎi,至zhì西xī岸àn,住zhù雲yún光guāng,叫jiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ且qiě在zài此cǐ慢màn行xíng,等děng我wǒ下xià海hǎi去qù淨jìng淨jìng身shēn子zi。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「忙máng忙máng的de走zǒu路lù,且qiě淨jìng甚shén麼me身shēn子zi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ那nǎ裡lǐ知zhī道dào。我wǒ自zì從cóng回huí來lái,這zhè幾jǐ日rì弄nòng得de身shēn上shàng有yǒu些xiē妖yāo精jīng氣qì了le。師shī父fù是shì個gè愛ài乾gān淨jìng的de,恐kǒng怕pà嫌xián我wǒ。」八bā戒jiè於yú此cǐ始shǐ識shí得de行xíng者zhě是shì片piàn真zhēn心xīn,更gèng無wú他tā意yì。那nà大dà圣shèng才cái和hé八bā戒jiè携xié手shǒu驾jià云yún,离lí了le洞dòng,过guò了le东dōng洋yáng大dà海hǎi,至zhì西xī岸àn,住zhù云yún光guāng,叫jiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ且qiě在zài此cǐ慢màn行xíng,等děng我wǒ下xià海hǎi去qù净jìng净jìng身shēn子zi。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「忙máng忙máng的de走zǒu路lù,且qiě净jìng甚shén么me身shēn子zi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ那nǎ里lǐ知zhī道dào。我wǒ自zì从cóng回huí来lái,这zhè几jǐ日rì弄nòng得de身shēn上shàng有yǒu些xiē妖yāo精jīng气qì了le。师shī父fù是shì个gè爱ài干gān净jìng的de,恐kǒng怕pà嫌xián我wǒ。」八bā戒jiè于yú此cǐ始shǐ识shí得de行xíng者zhě是shì片piàn真zhēn心xīn,更gèng无wú他tā意yì。

探看洞門

須xū臾yú洗xǐ畢bì,復fù駕jià雲yún西xī進jìn,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà金jīn塔tǎ放fàng光guāng。八bā戒jiè指zhǐ道dào:「那nà不bú是shì黃huáng袍páo怪guài家jiā?沙shā僧sēng還hái在zài他tā家jiā裡lǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ在zài空kōng中zhōng,等děng我wǒ下xià去qù看kàn看kàn那nà門mén前qián如rú何hé,好hǎo與yǔ妖yāo精jīng見jiàn陣zhèn。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bú要yào去qù,妖yāo精jīng不bú在zài家jiā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ曉xiǎo得de。」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,按àn落luò祥xiáng光guāng,徑jìng至zhì洞dòng門mén外wài觀guān看kàn。须xū臾yú洗xǐ毕bì,复fù驾jià云yún西xī进jìn,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà金jīn塔tǎ放fàng光guāng。八bā戒jiè指zhǐ道dào:「那nà不bú是shì黄huáng袍páo怪guài家jiā?沙shā僧sēng还hái在zài他tā家jiā里lǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ在zài空kōng中zhōng,等děng我wǒ下xià去qù看kàn看kàn那nà门mén前qián如rú何hé,好hǎo与yǔ妖yāo精jīng见jiàn阵zhèn。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bú要yào去qù,妖yāo精jīng不bú在zài家jiā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ晓xiǎo得de。」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,按àn落luò祥xiáng光guāng,径jìng至zhì洞dòng门mén外wài观guān看kàn。

擒獲雙孩

只zhǐ見jiàn有yǒu兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo孩hái子zi,在zài那nà裡lǐ使shǐ彎wān頭tóu棍gùn,打dǎ毛máo毬qiú,搶qiǎng窩wō耍shuǎ子zi哩li。一yí個gè有yǒu十shí來lái歲suì,一yí個gè有yǒu八bā九jiǔ歲suì了le。正zhèng戲xì處chù,被bèi行xíng者zhě趕gǎn上shàng前qián,也yě不bù管guǎn他tā是shì張zhāng家jiā李lǐ家jiā的de,一yì把bǎ抓zhuā著zháo頂dǐng搭dā子zi,提tí將jiāng過guò來lái。那nà孩hái子zi吃chī了le諕xià,口kǒu裡lǐ夾jiā罵mà帶dài哭kū的de亂luàn嚷rǎng。驚jīng動dòng那nà波bō月yuè洞dòng的de小xiǎo妖yāo,急jí報bào與yǔ公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,不bù知zhī甚shén人rén把bǎ二èr位wèi公gōng子zǐ搶qiǎng去qù也yě。」原yuán來lái那nà兩liǎng個gè孩hái子zi是shì公gōng主zhǔ與yǔ那nà怪guài生shēng的de。只zhǐ见jiàn有yǒu两liǎng个gè小xiǎo孩hái子zi,在zài那nà里lǐ使shǐ弯wān头tóu棍gùn,打dǎ毛máo毬qiú,抢qiǎng窝wō耍shuǎ子zi哩li。一yí个gè有yǒu十shí来lái岁suì,一yí个gè有yǒu八bā九jiǔ岁suì了le。正zhèng戏xì处chù,被bèi行xíng者zhě赶gǎn上shàng前qián,也yě不bù管guǎn他tā是shì张zhāng家jiā李lǐ家jiā的de,一yì把bǎ抓zhuā着zháo顶dǐng搭dā子zi,提tí将jiāng过guò来lái。那nà孩hái子zi吃chī了le諕xià,口kǒu里lǐ夹jiā骂mà带dài哭kū的de乱luàn嚷rǎng。惊jīng动dòng那nà波bō月yuè洞dòng的de小xiǎo妖yāo,急jí报bào与yǔ公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,不bù知zhī甚shén人rén把bǎ二èr位wèi公gōng子zǐ抢qiǎng去qù也yě。」原yuán来lái那nà两liǎng个gè孩hái子zi是shì公gōng主zhǔ与yǔ那nà怪guài生shēng的de。

高崖索兒

公gōng主zhǔ聞wén言yán,忙máng忙máng走zǒu出chū洞dòng門mén來lái,只zhǐ見jiàn行xíng者zhě提tí著zhe兩liǎng個gè孩hái子zi,站zhàn在zài那nà高gāo崖yá之zhī上shàng,意yì欲yù往wǎng下xià摜guàn。慌huāng得de那nà公gōng主zhǔ厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「那nà漢hàn子zi,我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ沒méi甚shén相xiāng干gān,怎zěn麼me把bǎ我wǒ兒ér子zi拿ná去qù?他tā老lǎo子zi利lì害hài,有yǒu些xiē差chā錯cuò,決jué不bù與yǔ你nǐ干gān休xiū。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ不bú認rèn得de我wǒ?我wǒ是shì那nà唐táng僧sēng的de大dà徒tú弟dì孫sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。我wǒ有yǒu個gè師shī弟dì沙shā和hé尚shàng在zài你nǐ洞dòng裡lǐ,你nǐ去qù放fàng他tā出chū來lái,我wǒ把bǎ這zhè兩liǎng個gè孩hái兒ér還huán你nǐ。似sì這zhè般bān兩liǎng個gè換huàn一yí個gè,還hái是shì你nǐ便pián宜yi。」公gōng主zhǔ闻wén言yán,忙máng忙máng走zǒu出chū洞dòng门mén来lái,只zhǐ见jiàn行xíng者zhě提tí着zhe两liǎng个gè孩hái子zi,站zhàn在zài那nà高gāo崖yá之zhī上shàng,意yì欲yù往wǎng下xià掼guàn。慌huāng得de那nà公gōng主zhǔ厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「那nà汉hàn子zi,我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ没méi甚shén相xiāng干gān,怎zěn么me把bǎ我wǒ儿ér子zi拿ná去qù?他tā老lǎo子zi利lì害hài,有yǒu些xiē差chā错cuò,决jué不bù与yǔ你nǐ干gān休xiū。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ不bú认rèn得de我wǒ?我wǒ是shì那nà唐táng僧sēng的de大dà徒tú弟dì孙sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。我wǒ有yǒu个gè师shī弟dì沙shā和hé尚shàng在zài你nǐ洞dòng里lǐ,你nǐ去qù放fàng他tā出chū来lái,我wǒ把bǎ这zhè两liǎng个gè孩hái儿ér还huán你nǐ。似sì这zhè般bān两liǎng个gè换huàn一yí个gè,还hái是shì你nǐ便pián宜yi。」

解放沙僧

那nà公gōng主zhǔ聞wén言yán,急jí往wǎng裡lǐ面miàn,喝hè退tuì那nà幾jǐ個gè把bǎ門mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo,親qīn動dòng手shǒu,把bǎ沙shā僧sēng解jiě了le。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ,你nǐ莫mò解jiě我wǒ,恐kǒng你nǐ那nà怪guài來lái家jiā,問wèn你nǐ要yào人rén,帶dài累lèi你nǐ受shòu氣qì。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「長zhǎng老lǎo啊a,你nǐ是shì我wǒ的de恩ēn人rén,你nǐ替tì我wǒ折zhé辯biàn了le家jiā書shū,救jiù了le我wǒ一yí命mìng,我wǒ也yě留liú心xīn放fàng你nǐ。不bù期qī洞dòng門mén之zhī外wài,你nǐ有yǒu個gè大dà師shī兄xiōng孫sūn悟wù空kōng來lái了le,叫jiào我wǒ放fàng你nǐ哩li。」那nà公gōng主zhǔ闻wén言yán,急jí往wǎng里lǐ面miàn,喝hè退tuì那nà几jǐ个gè把bǎ门mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo,亲qīn动dòng手shǒu,把bǎ沙shā僧sēng解jiě了le。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ,你nǐ莫mò解jiě我wǒ,恐kǒng你nǐ那nà怪guài来lái家jiā,问wèn你nǐ要yào人rén,带dài累lèi你nǐ受shòu气qì。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「长zhǎng老lǎo啊a,你nǐ是shì我wǒ的de恩ēn人rén,你nǐ替tì我wǒ折zhé辩biàn了le家jiā书shū,救jiù了le我wǒ一yí命mìng,我wǒ也yě留liú心xīn放fàng你nǐ。不bù期qī洞dòng门mén之zhī外wài,你nǐ有yǒu个gè大dà师shī兄xiōng孙sūn悟wù空kōng来lái了le,叫jiào我wǒ放fàng你nǐ哩li。」

醍醐灌頂

噫yī!那nà沙shā僧sēng一yì聞wén「孫sūn悟wù空kōng」的de三sān個gè字zì,好hǎo便biàn似sì醍tí醐hú灌guàn頂dǐng,甘gān露lù滋zī心xīn;一yí面miàn天tiān生shēng喜xǐ,滿mǎn腔qiāng都dōu是shì春chūn;也yě不bú似sì聞wén得de個gè人rén來lái,就jiù如rú拾shí著zháo一yì方fāng金jīn玉yù一yì般bān。你nǐ看kàn他tā捽zuó手shǒu拂fú衣yī,走zǒu出chū門mén來lái,對duì行xíng者zhě施shī禮lǐ道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ真zhēn是shì從cóng天tiān而ér降jiàng也yě。萬wàn乞qǐ救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè沙shā尼ní,師shī父fù念niàn緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu,可kě肯kěn替tì我wǒ方fāng便biàn一yì聲shēng?都dōu弄nòng嘴zuǐ施shī展zhǎn,要yào保bǎo師shī父fù,如rú何hé不bù走zǒu西xī方fāng路lù,卻què在zài這zhè裡lǐ蹲dūn甚shén麼me?」噫yī!那nà沙shā僧sēng一yì闻wén「孙sūn悟wù空kōng」的de三sān个gè字zì,好hǎo便biàn似sì醍tí醐hú灌guàn顶dǐng,甘gān露lù滋zī心xīn;一yí面miàn天tiān生shēng喜xǐ,满mǎn腔qiāng都dōu是shì春chūn;也yě不bú似sì闻wén得de个gè人rén来lái,就jiù如rú拾shí着zháo一yì方fāng金jīn玉yù一yì般bān。你nǐ看kàn他tā捽zuó手shǒu拂fú衣yī,走zǒu出chū门mén来lái,对duì行xíng者zhě施shī礼lǐ道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ真zhēn是shì从cóng天tiān而ér降jiàng也yě。万wàn乞qǐ救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè沙shā尼ní,师shī父fù念niàn紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu,可kě肯kěn替tì我wǒ方fāng便biàn一yì声shēng?都dōu弄nòng嘴zuǐ施shī展zhǎn,要yào保bǎo师shī父fù,如rú何hé不bù走zǒu西xī方fāng路lù,却què在zài这zhè里lǐ蹲dūn甚shén么me?」

既往不咎

沙shā僧sēng道dào:「哥gē哥ge,不bú必bì說shuō了le,君jūn子zǐ人rén既jì往wǎng不bú咎jiù。我wǒ等děng是shì個gè敗bài軍jūn之zhī將jiàng,不bù可kě語yǔ勇yǒng,救jiù我wǒ救jiù兒ér罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ上shàng來lái。」沙shā僧sēng才cái縱zòng身shēn跳tiào上shàng石shí崖yá。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「哥gē哥ge,不bú必bì说shuō了le,君jūn子zǐ人rén既jì往wǎng不bú咎jiù。我wǒ等děng是shì个gè败bài军jūn之zhī将jiàng,不bù可kě语yǔ勇yǒng,救jiù我wǒ救jiù儿ér罢bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ上shàng来lái。」沙shā僧sēng才cái纵zòng身shēn跳tiào上shàng石shí崖yá。

抱孩激怪

卻què說shuō那nà八bā戒jiè停tíng立lì空kōng中zhōng,看kàn見jiàn沙shā僧sēng出chū洞dòng,即jí按àn下xià雲yún頭tóu,叫jiào聲shēng:「沙shā兄xiōng弟dì,心xīn忍rěn,心xīn忍rěn。」沙shā僧sēng見jiàn身shēn道dào:「二èr哥gē,你nǐ從cóng那nǎ裡lǐ來lái?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ昨zuó日rì敗bài陣zhèn,夜yè間jiān進jìn城chéng,會huì了le白bái馬mǎ,知zhī師shī父fù有yǒu難nàn,被bèi黃huáng袍páo使shǐ法fǎ,變biàn做zuò個gè老lǎo虎hǔ。那nà白bái馬mǎ與yǔ我wǒ商shāng議yì,請qǐng師shī兄xiōng來lái的de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「獃dāi子zi,且qiě休xiū敘xù闊kuò。把bǎ這zhè兩liǎng個gè孩hái子zi,各gè抱bào著zhe一yí個gè,先xiān進jìn那nà寶bǎo象xiàng城chéng去qù激jī那nà怪guài來lái,等děng我wǒ在zài這zhè裡lǐ打dǎ他tā。」却què说shuō那nà八bā戒jiè停tíng立lì空kōng中zhōng,看kàn见jiàn沙shā僧sēng出chū洞dòng,即jí按àn下xià云yún头tóu,叫jiào声shēng:「沙shā兄xiōng弟dì,心xīn忍rěn,心xīn忍rěn。」沙shā僧sēng见jiàn身shēn道dào:「二èr哥gē,你nǐ从cóng那nǎ里lǐ来lái?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ昨zuó日rì败bài阵zhèn,夜yè间jiān进jìn城chéng,会huì了le白bái马mǎ,知zhī师shī父fù有yǒu难nàn,被bèi黄huáng袍páo使shǐ法fǎ,变biàn做zuò个gè老lǎo虎hǔ。那nà白bái马mǎ与yǔ我wǒ商shāng议yì,请qǐng师shī兄xiōng来lái的de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「呆dāi子zi,且qiě休xiū叙xù阔kuò。把bǎ这zhè两liǎng个gè孩hái子zi,各gè抱bào着zhe一yí个gè,先xiān进jìn那nà宝bǎo象xiàng城chéng去qù激jī那nà怪guài来lái,等děng我wǒ在zài这zhè里lǐ打dǎ他tā。」

定計激怪

沙shā僧sēng道dào:「哥gē啊a,怎zěn麼me樣yàng激jī他tā?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ兩liǎng個gè駕jià起qǐ雲yún,站zhàn在zài那nà金jīn鑾luán殿diàn上shàng,莫mò分fēn好hǎo歹dǎi,把bǎ那nà孩hái子zi往wǎng那nà白bái玉yù階jiē前qián一yí摜guàn。有yǒu人rén問wèn你nǐ是shì甚shén人rén,你nǐ便biàn說shuō是shì黃huáng袍páo妖yāo精jīng的de兒ér子zi,被bèi我wǒ兩liǎng個gè拿ná將jiāng來lái也yě。那nà怪guài聽tīng見jiàn,管guǎn情qíng回huí來lái,我wǒ卻què不bù須xū進jìn城chéng與yǔ他tā鬥dòu了le。若ruò在zài城chéng上shàng廝sī殺shā,必bì要yào噴pēn雲yún噯ǎi霧wù,播bō土tǔ揚yáng塵chén,驚jīng擾rǎo那nà朝cháo廷tíng與yǔ多duō官guān、黎lí庶shù,俱jù不bù安ān也yě。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「哥gē啊a,怎zěn么me样yàng激jī他tā?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ两liǎng个gè驾jià起qǐ云yún,站zhàn在zài那nà金jīn銮luán殿diàn上shàng,莫mò分fēn好hǎo歹dǎi,把bǎ那nà孩hái子zi往wǎng那nà白bái玉yù阶jiē前qián一yí掼guàn。有yǒu人rén问wèn你nǐ是shì甚shén人rén,你nǐ便biàn说shuō是shì黄huáng袍páo妖yāo精jīng的de儿ér子zi,被bèi我wǒ两liǎng个gè拿ná将jiāng来lái也yě。那nà怪guài听tīng见jiàn,管guǎn情qíng回huí来lái,我wǒ却què不bù须xū进jìn城chéng与yǔ他tā斗dòu了le。若ruò在zài城chéng上shàng厮sī杀shā,必bì要yào喷pēn云yún嗳ǎi雾wù,播bō土tǔ扬yáng尘chén,惊jīng扰rǎo那nà朝cháo廷tíng与yǔ多duō官guān、黎lí庶shù,俱jù不bù安ān也yě。」

肉𦚐之慮

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ但dàn幹gàn事shì,就jiù左zuǒ我wǒ們men。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「如rú何hé為wéi左zuǒ你nǐ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「這zhè兩liǎng個gè孩hái子zi被bèi你nǐ抓zhuā來lái,已yǐ此cǐ諕xià破pò膽dǎn了le,這zhè一yí會huì聲shēng都dōu哭kū啞yǎ,再zài一yí會huì必bì死sǐ無wú疑yí。我wǒ們men拿ná他tā往wǎng下xià一yí摜guàn,摜guàn做zuò個gè肉ròu𦚐tuó子zi,那nà怪guài趕gǎn上shàng肯kěn放fàng?定dìng要yào我wǒ兩liǎng個gè償cháng命mìng。你nǐ卻què還hái不bú是shì個gè乾gān淨jìng人rén?連lián見jiàn證zhèng也yě沒méi你nǐ,你nǐ卻què不bú是shì左zuǒ我wǒ們men?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ但dàn干gàn事shì,就jiù左zuǒ我wǒ们men。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「如rú何hé为wéi左zuǒ你nǐ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「这zhè两liǎng个gè孩hái子zi被bèi你nǐ抓zhuā来lái,已yǐ此cǐ諕xià破pò胆dǎn了le,这zhè一yí会huì声shēng都dōu哭kū哑yǎ,再zài一yí会huì必bì死sǐ无wú疑yí。我wǒ们men拿ná他tā往wǎng下xià一yí掼guàn,掼guàn做zuò个gè肉ròu𦚐tuó子zi,那nà怪guài赶gǎn上shàng肯kěn放fàng?定dìng要yào我wǒ两liǎng个gè偿cháng命mìng。你nǐ却què还hái不bú是shì个gè干gān净jìng人rén?连lián见jiàn证zhèng也yě没méi你nǐ,你nǐ却què不bú是shì左zuǒ我wǒ们men?」

抱孩赴城

行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā若ruò扯chě你nǐ,你nǐ兩liǎng個gè就jiù與yǔ他tā打dǎ將jiāng這zhè裡lǐ來lái。這zhè裡lǐ有yǒu戰zhàn場chǎng寬kuān闊kuò,我wǒ在zài此cǐ等děng候hòu打dǎ他tā。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì,大dà哥gē說shuō得de有yǒu理lǐ,我wǒ們men去qù來lái。」他tā兩liǎng個gè才cái倚yǐ仗zhàng威wēi風fēng,將jiāng孩hái子zi拿ná去qù。行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā若ruò扯chě你nǐ,你nǐ两liǎng个gè就jiù与yǔ他tā打dǎ将jiāng这zhè里lǐ来lái。这zhè里lǐ有yǒu战zhàn场chǎng宽kuān阔kuò,我wǒ在zài此cǐ等děng候hòu打dǎ他tā。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì,大dà哥gē说shuō得de有yǒu理lǐ,我wǒ们men去qù来lái。」他tā两liǎng个gè才cái倚yǐ仗zhàng威wēi风fēng,将jiāng孩hái子zi拿ná去qù。

帶郎認公

行xíng者zhě即jí跳tiào下xià石shí崖yá,到dào他tā塔tǎ門mén之zhī下xià。那nà公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ這zhè和hé尚shàng,全quán無wú信xìn義yì:你nǐ說shuō放fàng了le你nǐ師shī弟dì,就jiù與yǔ我wǒ孩hái兒ér,怎zěn麼me你nǐ師shī弟dì放fàng去qù,把bǎ我wǒ孩hái兒ér又yòu留liú,反fǎn來lái我wǒ門mén首shǒu做zuò甚shén?」行xíng者zhě陪péi笑xiào道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ休xiū怪guài。你nǐ來lái的de日rì子zi已yǐ久jiǔ,帶dài你nǐ令lìng郎láng去qù認rèn他tā外wài公gōng去qù哩li。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「和hé尚shàng莫mò無wú禮lǐ。我wǒ那nà黃huáng袍páo郎láng比bǐ眾zhòng不bù同tóng,你nǐ若ruò諕xià了le我wǒ的de孩hái兒ér,與yǔ他tā柳liǔ柳liǔ驚jīng是shì。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ啊a,為wéi人rén生shēng在zài天tiān地dì之zhī間jiān,怎zěn麼me便biàn是shì得dé罪zuì?」行xíng者zhě即jí跳tiào下xià石shí崖yá,到dào他tā塔tǎ门mén之zhī下xià。那nà公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ这zhè和hé尚shàng,全quán无wú信xìn义yì:你nǐ说shuō放fàng了le你nǐ师shī弟dì,就jiù与yǔ我wǒ孩hái儿ér,怎zěn么me你nǐ师shī弟dì放fàng去qù,把bǎ我wǒ孩hái儿ér又yòu留liú,反fǎn来lái我wǒ门mén首shǒu做zuò甚shén?」行xíng者zhě陪péi笑xiào道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ休xiū怪guài。你nǐ来lái的de日rì子zi已yǐ久jiǔ,带dài你nǐ令lìng郎láng去qù认rèn他tā外wài公gōng去qù哩li。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「和hé尚shàng莫mò无wú礼lǐ。我wǒ那nà黄huáng袍páo郎láng比bǐ众zhòng不bù同tóng,你nǐ若ruò諕xià了le我wǒ的de孩hái儿ér,与yǔ他tā柳liǔ柳liǔ惊jīng是shì。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ啊a,为wéi人rén生shēng在zài天tiān地dì之zhī间jiān,怎zěn么me便biàn是shì得dé罪zuì?」

責以不孝

公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ曉xiǎo得de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ女nǚ流liú家jiā,曉xiǎo得de甚shén麼me?」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ自zì幼yòu在zài宮gōng,曾céng受shòu父fù母mǔ教jiào訓xùn。記jì得de古gǔ書shū云yún:『五wǔ刑xíng之zhī屬shǔ三sān千qiān,而ér罪zuì莫mò大dà於yú不bú孝xiào。』」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ正zhèng是shì個gè不bú孝xiào之zhī人rén。蓋gài『父fù兮xī生shēng我wǒ,母mǔ兮xī鞠jū我wǒ。哀āi哀āi父fù母mǔ,生shēng我wǒ劬qú勞láo。』故gù孝xiào者zhě,百bǎi行xíng之zhī原yuán,萬wàn善shàn之zhī本běn。卻què怎zěn麼me將jiāng身shēn陪péi伴bàn妖yāo精jīng,更gèng不bù思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ?非fēi得dé不bú孝xiào之zhī罪zuì,如rú何hé?」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ晓xiǎo得de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ女nǚ流liú家jiā,晓xiǎo得de甚shén么me?」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ自zì幼yòu在zài宫gōng,曾céng受shòu父fù母mǔ教jiào训xùn。记jì得de古gǔ书shū云yún:『五wǔ刑xíng之zhī属shǔ三sān千qiān,而ér罪zuì莫mò大dà于yú不bú孝xiào。』」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ正zhèng是shì个gè不bú孝xiào之zhī人rén。盖gài『父fù兮xī生shēng我wǒ,母mǔ兮xī鞠jū我wǒ。哀āi哀āi父fù母mǔ,生shēng我wǒ劬qú劳láo。』故gù孝xiào者zhě,百bǎi行xíng之zhī原yuán,万wàn善shàn之zhī本běn。却què怎zěn么me将jiāng身shēn陪péi伴bàn妖yāo精jīng,更gèng不bù思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ?非fēi得dé不bú孝xiào之zhī罪zuì,如rú何hé?」

慚愧自陳

公gōng主zhǔ聞wén此cǐ正zhèng言yán,半bàn晌shǎng家jiā耳ěr紅hóng面miàn赤chì,慚cán愧kuì無wú地dì。忽hū失shī口kǒu道dào:「長zhǎng老lǎo之zhī言yán最zuì善shàn。我wǒ豈qǐ不bù思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ?只zhǐ因yīn這zhè妖yāo精jīng將jiāng我wǒ攝shè騙piàn在zài此cǐ,他tā的de法fǎ令lìng又yòu謹jǐn,我wǒ的de步bù履lǚ又yòu難nán,路lù遠yuǎn山shān遙yáo,無wú人rén可kě傳chuán音yīn信xìn。欲yù要yào自zì盡jìn,又yòu恐kǒng父fù母mǔ疑yí我wǒ逃táo走zǒu,事shì終zhōng不bù明míng。故gù沒méi奈nài何hé,苟gǒu延yán殘cán喘chuǎn,誠chéng為wéi天tiān地dì間jiān一yí大dà罪zuì人rén也yě。」說shuō罷bà,淚lèi如rú泉quán湧yǒng。公gōng主zhǔ闻wén此cǐ正zhèng言yán,半bàn晌shǎng家jiā耳ěr红hóng面miàn赤chì,惭cán愧kuì无wú地dì。忽hū失shī口kǒu道dào:「长zhǎng老lǎo之zhī言yán最zuì善shàn。我wǒ岂qǐ不bù思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ?只zhǐ因yīn这zhè妖yāo精jīng将jiāng我wǒ摄shè骗piàn在zài此cǐ,他tā的de法fǎ令lìng又yòu谨jǐn,我wǒ的de步bù履lǚ又yòu难nán,路lù远yuǎn山shān遥yáo,无wú人rén可kě传chuán音yīn信xìn。欲yù要yào自zì尽jìn,又yòu恐kǒng父fù母mǔ疑yí我wǒ逃táo走zǒu,事shì终zhōng不bù明míng。故gù没méi奈nài何hé,苟gǒu延yán残cán喘chuǎn,诚chéng为wéi天tiān地dì间jiān一yí大dà罪zuì人rén也yě。」说shuō罢bà,泪lèi如rú泉quán涌yǒng。

管拿妖精

行xíng者zhě道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ不bú必bì傷shāng悲bēi。豬zhū八bā戒jiè曾céng告gào訢xīn我wǒ,說shuō你nǐ有yǒu一yì封fēng書shū,曾céng救jiù了le我wǒ師shī父fù一yí命mìng,你nǐ書shū上shàng也yě有yǒu思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ之zhī意yì。老lǎo孫sūn來lái,管guǎn與yǔ你nǐ拿ná了le妖yāo精jīng,帶dài你nǐ回huí朝cháo見jiàn駕jià,別bié尋xún個gè佳jiā偶ǒu,侍shì奉fèng雙shuāng親qīn到dào老lǎo。你nǐ意yì如rú何hé?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「公gōng主zhǔ不bú必bì伤shāng悲bēi。猪zhū八bā戒jiè曾céng告gào䜣xīn我wǒ,说shuō你nǐ有yǒu一yì封fēng书shū,曾céng救jiù了le我wǒ师shī父fù一yí命mìng,你nǐ书shū上shàng也yě有yǒu思sī念niàn父fù母mǔ之zhī意yì。老lǎo孙sūn来lái,管guǎn与yǔ你nǐ拿ná了le妖yāo精jīng,带dài你nǐ回huí朝cháo见jiàn驾jià,别bié寻xún个gè佳jiā偶ǒu,侍shì奉fèng双shuāng亲qīn到dào老lǎo。你nǐ意yì如rú何hé?」

螃蟹模樣

公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「和hé尚shàng啊a,你nǐ莫mò要yào尋xún死sǐ。昨zuó者zhě你nǐ兩liǎng個gè師shī弟dì那nà樣yàng好hǎo漢hàn,也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ得de過guò我wǒ黃huáng袍páo郎láng。你nǐ這zhè般bān一yí個gè觔jīn多duō骨gǔ少shǎo的de瘦shòu鬼guǐ,一yí似sì個gè螃páng蟹xiè模mú樣yàng,骨gǔ頭tóu都dōu長zhǎng在zài外wài面miàn,有yǒu甚shén本běn事shì,你nǐ敢gǎn說shuō拿ná妖yāo魔mó之zhī話huà?」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「和hé尚shàng啊a,你nǐ莫mò要yào寻xún死sǐ。昨zuó者zhě你nǐ两liǎng个gè师shī弟dì那nà样yàng好hǎo汉hàn,也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ得de过guò我wǒ黄huáng袍páo郎láng。你nǐ这zhè般bān一yí个gè觔jīn多duō骨gǔ少shǎo的de瘦shòu鬼guǐ,一yí似sì个gè螃páng蟹xiè模mú样yàng,骨gǔ头tóu都dōu长zhǎng在zài外wài面miàn,有yǒu甚shén本běn事shì,你nǐ敢gǎn说shuō拿ná妖yāo魔mó之zhī话huà?」

秤鉈壓斤

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ原yuán來lái沒méi眼yǎn色sè,認rèn不bù得de人rén。俗sú語yǔ云yún:『尿suī泡pāo雖suī大dà無wú斤jīn兩liǎng,秤chèng鉈tuó雖suī小xiǎo壓yā千qiān斤jīn。』他tā們men相xiàng貌mào,空kōng大dà無wú用yòng:走zǒu路lù抗kàng風fēng,穿chuān衣yī費fèi布bù,種zhǒng火huǒ心xīn空kōng,頂dǐng門mén腰yāo軟ruǎn,吃chī食shí無wú功gōng。咱zán老lǎo孫sūn小xiǎo自zì小xiǎo,斤jīn節jié。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ原yuán来lái没méi眼yǎn色sè,认rèn不bù得de人rén。俗sú语yǔ云yún:『尿suī泡pāo虽suī大dà无wú斤jīn两liǎng,秤chèng铊tuó虽suī小xiǎo压yā千qiān斤jīn。』他tā们men相xiàng貌mào,空kōng大dà无wú用yòng:走zǒu路lù抗kàng风fēng,穿chuān衣yī费fèi布bù,种zhǒng火huǒ心xīn空kōng,顶dǐng门mén腰yāo软ruǎn,吃chī食shí无wú功gōng。咱zán老lǎo孙sūn小xiǎo自zì小xiǎo,斤jīn节jié。」

真個手段

那nà公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ真zhēn個gè有yǒu手shǒu段duàn麼me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de手shǒu段duàn,你nǐ是shì也yě不bù曾céng看kàn見jiàn,絕jué會huì降xiáng妖yāo,極jí能néng伏fú怪guài。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ卻què莫mò誤wù了le我wǒ耶yé。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「決jué然rán誤wù你nǐ不bù得de。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ既jì會huì降xiáng妖yāo伏fú怪guài,如rú今jīn卻què怎zěn樣yàng拿ná他tā?」行xíng者zhě說shuō:「你nǐ且qiě迴huí避bì迴huí避bì,莫mò在zài我wǒ這zhè眼yǎn前qián:倘tǎng他tā來lái時shí,不bù好hǎo動dòng手shǒu腳jiǎo,只zhǐ恐kǒng你nǐ與yǔ他tā情qíng濃nóng了le,捨shě不bù得de他tā。」那nà公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ真zhēn个gè有yǒu手shǒu段duàn么me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de手shǒu段duàn,你nǐ是shì也yě不bù曾céng看kàn见jiàn,绝jué会huì降xiáng妖yāo,极jí能néng伏fú怪guài。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ却què莫mò误wù了le我wǒ耶yé。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「决jué然rán误wù你nǐ不bù得de。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「你nǐ既jì会huì降xiáng妖yāo伏fú怪guài,如rú今jīn却què怎zěn样yàng拿ná他tā?」行xíng者zhě说shuō:「你nǐ且qiě回huí避bì回huí避bì,莫mò在zài我wǒ这zhè眼yǎn前qián:倘tǎng他tā来lái时shí,不bù好hǎo动dòng手shǒu脚jiǎo,只zhǐ恐kǒng你nǐ与yǔ他tā情qíng浓nóng了le,舍shě不bù得de他tā。」

十三年情

公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ怎zěn的de捨shě不bù得de他tā?其qí稽jī留liú於yú此cǐ者zhě,不bù得dé已yǐ耳ěr。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ與yǔ他tā做zuò了le十shí三sān年nián夫fū妻qī,豈qǐ無wú情qíng意yì?我wǒ若ruò見jiàn了le他tā,不bù與yǔ他tā兒ér戲xì,一yí棍gùn便biàn是shì一yí棍gùn,一yì拳quán便biàn是shì一yì拳quán,須xū要yào打dǎ倒dǎo他tā,才cái得dé你nǐ回huí朝cháo見jiàn駕jià。」公gōng主zhǔ道dào:「我wǒ怎zěn的de舍shě不bù得de他tā?其qí稽jī留liú于yú此cǐ者zhě,不bù得dé已yǐ耳ěr。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ与yǔ他tā做zuò了le十shí三sān年nián夫fū妻qī,岂qǐ无wú情qíng意yì?我wǒ若ruò见jiàn了le他tā,不bù与yǔ他tā儿ér戏xì,一yí棍gùn便biàn是shì一yí棍gùn,一yì拳quán便biàn是shì一yì拳quán,须xū要yào打dǎ倒dǎo他tā,才cái得dé你nǐ回huí朝cháo见jiàn驾jià。」

藏主變形

那nà公gōng主zhǔ果guǒ然rán依yī行xíng者zhě之zhī言yán,往wǎng僻pì靜jìng處chù躲duǒ避bì。也yě是shì他tā姻yīn緣yuán該gāi盡jìn,故gù遇yù著zháo大dà聖shèng來lái臨lín。那nà猴hóu王wáng把bǎ公gōng主zhǔ藏cáng了le,他tā卻què搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,就jiù變biàn做zuò公gōng主zhǔ一yì般bān模mú樣yàng,回huí轉zhuǎn洞dòng中zhōng,專zhuān候hòu那nà怪guài。那nà公gōng主zhǔ果guǒ然rán依yī行xíng者zhě之zhī言yán,往wǎng僻pì静jìng处chù躲duǒ避bì。也yě是shì他tā姻yīn缘yuán该gāi尽jìn,故gù遇yù着zháo大dà圣shèng来lái临lín。那nà猴hóu王wáng把bǎ公gōng主zhǔ藏cáng了le,他tā却què摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,就jiù变biàn做zuò公gōng主zhǔ一yì般bān模mú样yàng,回huí转zhuǎn洞dòng中zhōng,专zhuān候hòu那nà怪guài。

白玉階前

卻què說shuō八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng把bǎ兩liǎng個gè孩hái子zi拿ná到dào寶bǎo象xiàng國guó中zhōng,往wǎng那nà白bái玉yù階jiē前qián捽zuó下xià。可kě憐lián都dōu摜guàn做zuò個gè肉ròu餅bǐng相xiāng似sì,鮮xiān血xuè迸bèng流liú,骨gǔ骸hái粉fěn碎suì。慌huāng得de那nà滿mǎn朝cháo多duō官guān報bào道dào:「不bù好hǎo了le,不bù好hǎo了le,天tiān上shàng摜guàn下xià兩liǎng個gè人rén來lái了le。」八bā戒jiè厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「那nà孩hái子zi是shì黃huáng袍páo妖yāo精jīng的de兒ér子zi,被bèi老lǎo豬zhū與yǔ沙shā弟dì拿ná將jiāng來lái也yě!」却què说shuō八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng把bǎ两liǎng个gè孩hái子zi拿ná到dào宝bǎo象xiàng国guó中zhōng,往wǎng那nà白bái玉yù阶jiē前qián捽zuó下xià。可kě怜lián都dōu掼guàn做zuò个gè肉ròu饼bǐng相xiāng似sì,鲜xiān血xuè迸bèng流liú,骨gǔ骸hái粉fěn碎suì。慌huāng得de那nà满mǎn朝cháo多duō官guān报bào道dào:「不bù好hǎo了le,不bù好hǎo了le,天tiān上shàng掼guàn下xià两liǎng个gè人rén来lái了le。」八bā戒jiè厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「那nà孩hái子zi是shì黄huáng袍páo妖yāo精jīng的de儿ér子zi,被bèi老lǎo猪zhū与yǔ沙shā弟dì拿ná将jiāng来lái也yě!」

妖怪暗疑

那nà怪guài還hái在zài銀yín安ān殿diàn,宿sù酒jiǔ未wèi醒xǐng。正zhèng睡shuì夢mèng間jiān,聽tīng得de有yǒu人rén叫jiào他tā名míng字zì,他tā就jiù翻fān身shēn,擡tái頭tóu觀guān看kàn,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà雲yún端duān裡lǐ是shì豬zhū八bā戒jiè、沙shā和hé尚shàng二èr人rén吆yāo喝hè。妖yāo怪guài心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「豬zhū八bā戒jiè便biàn也yě罷bà了le;沙shā和hé尚shàng是shì我wǒ綁bǎng在zài家jiā裡lǐ,他tā怎zěn麼me得dé出chū來lái?我wǒ的de渾hún家jiā怎zěn麼me肯kěn放fàng他tā?我wǒ的de孩hái兒ér怎zěn麼me得dé到dào他tā手shǒu?這zhè怕pà是shì豬zhū八bā戒jiè不bù得dé我wǒ出chū去qù與yǔ他tā交jiāo戰zhàn,故gù將jiāng此cǐ計jì來lái羈jī我wǒ。我wǒ若ruò認rèn了le這zhè個gè泛fàn頭tóu,就jiù與yǔ他tā打dǎ啊a。那nà怪guài还hái在zài银yín安ān殿diàn,宿sù酒jiǔ未wèi醒xǐng。正zhèng睡shuì梦mèng间jiān,听tīng得de有yǒu人rén叫jiào他tā名míng字zì,他tā就jiù翻fān身shēn,抬tái头tóu观guān看kàn,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà云yún端duān里lǐ是shì猪zhū八bā戒jiè、沙shā和hé尚shàng二èr人rén吆yāo喝hè。妖yāo怪guài心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「猪zhū八bā戒jiè便biàn也yě罢bà了le;沙shā和hé尚shàng是shì我wǒ绑bǎng在zài家jiā里lǐ,他tā怎zěn么me得dé出chū来lái?我wǒ的de浑hún家jiā怎zěn么me肯kěn放fàng他tā?我wǒ的de孩hái儿ér怎zěn么me得dé到dào他tā手shǒu?这zhè怕pà是shì猪zhū八bā戒jiè不bù得dé我wǒ出chū去qù与yǔ他tā交jiāo战zhàn,故gù将jiāng此cǐ计jì来lái羁jī我wǒ。我wǒ若ruò认rèn了le这zhè个gè泛fàn头tóu,就jiù与yǔ他tā打dǎ啊a。

不辭而去

噫yī!我wǒ卻què還hái害hài酒jiǔ哩li。假jiǎ若ruò被bèi他tā築zhù上shàng一yì鈀pá,卻què不bú滅miè了le這zhè個gè威wēi風fēng,識shí破pò了le那nà個gè關guān竅qiào?且qiě等děng我wǒ回huí家jiā看kàn看kàn,是shì我wǒ的de兒ér子zi不bú是shì我wǒ的de兒ér子zi,再zài與yǔ他tā說shuō話huà不bù遲chí。」好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,他tā也yě不bù辭cí王wáng駕jià,轉zhuǎn山shān林lín,徑jìng去qù洞dòng中zhōng查chá信xìn息xī。噫yī!我wǒ却què还hái害hài酒jiǔ哩li。假jiǎ若ruò被bèi他tā筑zhù上shàng一yì钯pá,却què不bú灭miè了le这zhè个gè威wēi风fēng,识shí破pò了le那nà个gè关guān窍qiào?且qiě等děng我wǒ回huí家jiā看kàn看kàn,是shì我wǒ的de儿ér子zi不bú是shì我wǒ的de儿ér子zi,再zài与yǔ他tā说shuō话huà不bù迟chí。」好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,他tā也yě不bù辞cí王wáng驾jià,转zhuǎn山shān林lín,径jìng去qù洞dòng中zhōng查chá信xìn息xī。

朝中知妖

此cǐ時shí朝cháo中zhōng已yǐ知zhī他tā是shì個gè妖yāo怪guài了le。原yuán來lái他tā夜yè裡lǐ吃chī了le一yí個gè宮gōng娥é,還hái有yǒu十shí七qī個gè脫tuō命mìng去qù的de,五wǔ更gēng時shí奏zòu了le國guó王wáng,說shuō他tā如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ。又yòu因yīn他tā不bù辭cí而ér去qù,越yuè發fā知zhī他tā是shì怪guài。那nà國guó王wáng即jí著zhuó多duō官guān看kān守shǒu著zhe假jiǎ老lǎo虎hǔ不bù題tí。此cǐ时shí朝cháo中zhōng已yǐ知zhī他tā是shì个gè妖yāo怪guài了le。原yuán来lái他tā夜yè里lǐ吃chī了le一yí个gè宫gōng娥é,还hái有yǒu十shí七qī个gè脱tuō命mìng去qù的de,五wǔ更gēng时shí奏zòu了le国guó王wáng,说shuō他tā如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ。又yòu因yīn他tā不bù辞cí而ér去qù,越yuè发fā知zhī他tā是shì怪guài。那nà国guó王wáng即jí着zhuó多duō官guān看kān守shǒu着zhe假jiǎ老lǎo虎hǔ不bù题tí。

假哭賺妖

卻què說shuō那nà怪guài徑jìng回huí洞dòng口kǒu。行xíng者zhě見jiàn他tā來lái時shí,設shè法fǎ哄hǒng他tā,把bǎ眼yǎn擠jǐ了le一yì擠jǐ,撲pū簌sù簌sù淚lèi如rú雨yǔ落luò,兒ér天tiān兒ér地dì的de跌diē腳jiǎo搥chuí胸xiōng,於yú此cǐ洞dòng裡lǐ嚎háo啕táo痛tòng哭kū。那nà怪guài一yì時shí間jiān那nǎ裡lǐ認rèn得de,上shàng前qián摟lǒu住zhù道dào:「渾hún家jiā,你nǐ有yǒu何hé事shì,這zhè般bān煩fán惱nǎo?」那nà大dà聖shèng編biān成chéng的de鬼guǐ話huà,捏niē出chū的de虛xū詞cí,淚lèi汪wāng汪wāng的de告gào道dào:「郎láng君jūn啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『男nán子zǐ少shǎo妻qī財cái沒méi主zhǔ,婦fù女nǚ無wú夫fū身shēn落luò空kōng。』却què说shuō那nà怪guài径jìng回huí洞dòng口kǒu。行xíng者zhě见jiàn他tā来lái时shí,设shè法fǎ哄hǒng他tā,把bǎ眼yǎn挤jǐ了le一yì挤jǐ,扑pū簌sù簌sù泪lèi如rú雨yǔ落luò,儿ér天tiān儿ér地dì的de跌diē脚jiǎo搥chuí胸xiōng,于yú此cǐ洞dòng里lǐ嚎háo啕táo痛tòng哭kū。那nà怪guài一yì时shí间jiān那nǎ里lǐ认rèn得de,上shàng前qián搂lǒu住zhù道dào:「浑hún家jiā,你nǐ有yǒu何hé事shì,这zhè般bān烦fán恼nǎo?」那nà大dà圣shèng编biān成chéng的de鬼guǐ话huà,捏niē出chū的de虚xū词cí,泪lèi汪wāng汪wāng的de告gào道dào:「郎láng君jūn啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『男nán子zǐ少shǎo妻qī财cái没méi主zhǔ,妇fù女nǚ无wú夫fū身shēn落luò空kōng。』

編詞誆怪

你nǐ昨zuó日rì進jìn朝cháo認rèn親qīn,怎zěn不bù回huí來lái?今jīn早zǎo被bèi豬zhū八bā戒jiè劫jié了le沙shā和hé尚shàng,又yòu把bǎ我wǒ兩liǎng個gè孩hái兒ér搶qiǎng去qù,是shì我wǒ苦kǔ告gào,更gèng不bù肯kěn饒ráo。他tā說shuō拿ná去qù朝cháo中zhōng認rèn認rèn外wài公gōng,這zhè半bàn日rì不bú見jiàn孩hái兒ér,又yòu不bù知zhī存cún亡wáng如rú何hé,你nǐ又yòu不bú見jiàn來lái家jiā,教jiào我wǒ怎zěn生shēng割gē捨shě?故gù此cǐ止zhǐ不bú住zhù傷shāng心xīn痛tòng哭kū。」那nà怪guài聞wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng大dà怒nù道dào:「真zhēn個gè是shì我wǒ的de兒ér子zi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì,被bèi豬zhū八bā戒jiè搶qiǎng去qù了le。」你nǐ昨zuó日rì进jìn朝cháo认rèn亲qīn,怎zěn不bù回huí来lái?今jīn早zǎo被bèi猪zhū八bā戒jiè劫jié了le沙shā和hé尚shàng,又yòu把bǎ我wǒ两liǎng个gè孩hái儿ér抢qiǎng去qù,是shì我wǒ苦kǔ告gào,更gèng不bù肯kěn饶ráo。他tā说shuō拿ná去qù朝cháo中zhōng认rèn认rèn外wài公gōng,这zhè半bàn日rì不bú见jiàn孩hái儿ér,又yòu不bù知zhī存cún亡wáng如rú何hé,你nǐ又yòu不bú见jiàn来lái家jiā,教jiào我wǒ怎zěn生shēng割gē舍shě?故gù此cǐ止zhǐ不bú住zhù伤shāng心xīn痛tòng哭kū。」那nà怪guài闻wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng大dà怒nù道dào:「真zhēn个gè是shì我wǒ的de儿ér子zi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì,被bèi猪zhū八bā戒jiè抢qiǎng去qù了le。」

寶貝療疼

那nà妖yāo魔mó氣qì得de亂luàn跳tiào道dào:「罷bà了le,罷bà了le,我wǒ兒ér被bèi他tā摜guàn殺shā了le,已yǐ是shì不bù可kě活huó也yě。只zhǐ好hǎo拿ná那nà和hé尚shàng來lái與yǔ我wǒ兒ér子zi償cháng命mìng報bào仇chóu罷bà,渾hún家jiā,你nǐ且qiě莫mò哭kū。你nǐ如rú今jīn心xīn裡lǐ覺jué道dào怎zěn麼me?且qiě醫yī治zhì一yì醫yī治zhì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bù怎zěn的de,只zhǐ是shì捨shě不bù得de孩hái兒ér,哭kū得de我wǒ有yǒu些xiē心xīn疼téng。」妖yāo魔mó道dào:「不bù打dǎ緊jǐn,你nǐ請qǐng起qǐ來lái,我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ有yǒu件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi,只zhǐ在zài你nǐ那nà疼téng上shàng摸mō一yì摸mō兒er,就jiù不bù疼téng了le。卻què要yào仔zǐ細xì,休xiū使shǐ大dà指zhǐ兒er彈tán著zháo;若ruò使shǐ大dà指zhǐ兒er彈tán著zháo啊a,就jiù看kàn出chū我wǒ本běn相xiàng來lái了le。」那nà妖yāo魔mó气qì得de乱luàn跳tiào道dào:「罢bà了le,罢bà了le,我wǒ儿ér被bèi他tā掼guàn杀shā了le,已yǐ是shì不bù可kě活huó也yě。只zhǐ好hǎo拿ná那nà和hé尚shàng来lái与yǔ我wǒ儿ér子zi偿cháng命mìng报bào仇chóu罢bà,浑hún家jiā,你nǐ且qiě莫mò哭kū。你nǐ如rú今jīn心xīn里lǐ觉jué道dào怎zěn么me?且qiě医yī治zhì一yì医yī治zhì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bù怎zěn的de,只zhǐ是shì舍shě不bù得de孩hái儿ér,哭kū得de我wǒ有yǒu些xiē心xīn疼téng。」妖yāo魔mó道dào:「不bù打dǎ紧jǐn,你nǐ请qǐng起qǐ来lái,我wǒ这zhè里lǐ有yǒu件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi,只zhǐ在zài你nǐ那nà疼téng上shàng摸mō一yì摸mō儿er,就jiù不bù疼téng了le。却què要yào仔zǐ细xì,休xiū使shǐ大dà指zhǐ儿er弹tán着zháo;若ruò使shǐ大dà指zhǐ儿er弹tán着zháo啊a,就jiù看kàn出chū我wǒ本běn相xiàng来lái了le。」

吐出內丹

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn笑xiào道dào:「這zhè潑pō怪guài,倒dào也yě老lǎo實shí,不bú動dòng刑xíng法fǎ,就jiù自zì家jiā供gòng了le。等děng他tā拿ná出chū寶bǎo貝bèi來lái,我wǒ試shì彈tán他tā一yì彈tán,看kàn他tā是shì個gè甚shén麼me妖yāo怪guài。」那nà怪guài攜xié著zhe行xíng者zhě,一yì直zhí行xíng到dào洞dòng裡lǐ深shēn遠yuǎn密mì閉bì之zhī處chù。卻què從cóng口kǒu中zhōng吐tǔ出chū一yí件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi,有yǒu雞jī子zi大dà小xiǎo,是shì一yì顆kē舍shè利lì子zi玲líng瓏lóng內nèi丹dān。行xíng者zhě心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo東dōng西xī耶yé。這zhè件jiàn物wù不bù知zhī打dǎ了le多duō少shǎo坐zuò工gōng,煉liàn了le幾jǐ年nián磨mó難nàn,配pèi了le幾jǐ轉zhuǎn雌cí雄xióng,煉liàn成chéng這zhè顆kē內nèi丹dān舍shè利lì。今jīn日rì大dà有yǒu緣yuán法fǎ,遇yù著zháo老lǎo孫sūn。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn笑xiào道dào:「这zhè泼pō怪guài,倒dào也yě老lǎo实shí,不bú动dòng刑xíng法fǎ,就jiù自zì家jiā供gòng了le。等děng他tā拿ná出chū宝bǎo贝bèi来lái,我wǒ试shì弹tán他tā一yì弹tán,看kàn他tā是shì个gè甚shén么me妖yāo怪guài。」那nà怪guài携xié着zhe行xíng者zhě,一yì直zhí行xíng到dào洞dòng里lǐ深shēn远yuǎn密mì闭bì之zhī处chù。却què从cóng口kǒu中zhōng吐tǔ出chū一yí件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi,有yǒu鸡jī子zi大dà小xiǎo,是shì一yì颗kē舍shè利lì子zi玲líng珑lóng内nèi丹dān。行xíng者zhě心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo东dōng西xī耶yé。这zhè件jiàn物wù不bù知zhī打dǎ了le多duō少shǎo坐zuò工gōng,炼liàn了le几jǐ年nián磨mó难nàn,配pèi了le几jǐ转zhuǎn雌cí雄xióng,炼liàn成chéng这zhè颗kē内nèi丹dān舍shè利lì。今jīn日rì大dà有yǒu缘yuán法fǎ,遇yù着zháo老lǎo孙sūn。」

吞丹現相

那nà猴hóu子zi拿ná將jiāng過guò來lái,那nǎ裡lǐ有yǒu甚shén麼me疼téng處chù,特tè故gù意yì摸mō了le一yì摸mō,一yì指zhǐ頭tóu彈tán將jiāng去qù。那nà妖yāo慌huāng了le,劈pī手shǒu來lái搶qiǎng。你nǐ思sī量liáng,那nà猴hóu子zi好hǎo不bù溜liū撒sā,把bǎ那nà寶bǎo貝bèi一yì口kǒu吸xī在zài肚dù裡lǐ。那nà妖yāo魔mó揝zuàn著zhe拳quán頭tóu就jiù打dǎ。被bèi行xíng者zhě一yì手shǒu隔gé住zhù,把bǎ臉liǎn抹mǒ了le一yì抹mǒ,現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,道dào聲shēng:「妖yāo怪guài,不bú要yào無wú禮lǐ。你nǐ且qiě認rèn認rèn看kàn我wǒ是shì誰shuí?」那nà猴hóu子zi拿ná将jiāng过guò来lái,那nǎ里lǐ有yǒu甚shén么me疼téng处chù,特tè故gù意yì摸mō了le一yì摸mō,一yì指zhǐ头tóu弹tán将jiāng去qù。那nà妖yāo慌huāng了le,劈pī手shǒu来lái抢qiǎng。你nǐ思sī量liáng,那nà猴hóu子zi好hǎo不bù溜liū撒sā,把bǎ那nà宝bǎo贝bèi一yì口kǒu吸xī在zài肚dù里lǐ。那nà妖yāo魔mó揝zuàn着zhe拳quán头tóu就jiù打dǎ。被bèi行xíng者zhě一yì手shǒu隔gé住zhù,把bǎ脸liǎn抹mǒ了le一yì抹mǒ,现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,道dào声shēng:「妖yāo怪guài,不bú要yào无wú礼lǐ。你nǐ且qiě认rèn认rèn看kàn我wǒ是shì谁shuí?」

現相驚妖

那nà妖yāo怪guài見jiàn了le,大dà驚jīng道dào:「呀ya!渾hún家jiā,你nǐ怎zěn麼me拿ná出chū這zhè一yí副fù嘴zuǐ臉liǎn來lái耶yé?」行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ這zhè個gè潑pō怪guài!誰shuí是shì你nǐ渾hún家jiā?連lián你nǐ祖zǔ宗zōng也yě還hái不bú認rèn得de哩li。」那nà怪guài忽hū然rán省xǐng悟wù道dào:「我wǒ像xiàng有yǒu些xiē認rèn得de你nǐ哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ且qiě不bù打dǎ你nǐ,你nǐ再zài認rèn認rèn看kàn。」那nà妖yāo怪guài见jiàn了le,大dà惊jīng道dào:「呀ya!浑hún家jiā,你nǐ怎zěn么me拿ná出chū这zhè一yí副fù嘴zuǐ脸liǎn来lái耶yé?」行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ这zhè个gè泼pō怪guài!谁shuí是shì你nǐ浑hún家jiā?连lián你nǐ祖zǔ宗zōng也yě还hái不bú认rèn得de哩li。」那nà怪guài忽hū然rán省xǐng悟wù道dào:「我wǒ像xiàng有yǒu些xiē认rèn得de你nǐ哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ且qiě不bù打dǎ你nǐ,你nǐ再zài认rèn认rèn看kàn。」

詐誘寶貝

那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ雖suī見jiàn你nǐ眼yǎn熟shú,一yì時shí間jiān卻què想xiǎng不bù起qǐ姓xìng名míng,你nǐ果guǒ是shì誰shuí?從cóng那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?你nǐ把bǎ我wǒ渾hún家jiā估gū倒dǎo在zài何hé處chù,卻què來lái我wǒ家jiā詐zhà誘yòu我wǒ的de寶bǎo貝bèi?著zhuó實shí無wú禮lǐ,可kě惡wù!」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ是shì也yě不bú認rèn得de我wǒ。我wǒ是shì唐táng僧sēng的de大dà徒tú弟dì,叫jiào做zuò孫sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。我wǒ是shì你nǐ五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián的de舊jiù祖zǔ宗zōng哩li。」那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ虽suī见jiàn你nǐ眼yǎn熟shú,一yì时shí间jiān却què想xiǎng不bù起qǐ姓xìng名míng,你nǐ果guǒ是shì谁shuí?从cóng那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?你nǐ把bǎ我wǒ浑hún家jiā估gū倒dǎo在zài何hé处chù,却què来lái我wǒ家jiā诈zhà诱yòu我wǒ的de宝bǎo贝bèi?着zhuó实shí无wú礼lǐ,可kě恶wù!」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ是shì也yě不bú认rèn得de我wǒ。我wǒ是shì唐táng僧sēng的de大dà徒tú弟dì,叫jiào做zuò孙sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。我wǒ是shì你nǐ五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián的de旧jiù祖zǔ宗zōng哩li。」

逐回之辯

那nà怪guài道dào:「沒méi有yǒu這zhè話huà,沒méi有yǒu這zhè話huà。我wǒ拿ná住zhù唐táng僧sēng時shí,止zhǐ知zhī他tā有yǒu兩liǎng個gè徒tú弟dì,叫jiào做zuò豬zhū八bā戒jiè、沙shā和hé尚shàng,何hé曾zēng見jiàn有yǒu人rén說shuō個gè姓xìng孫sūn的de?你nǐ不bù知zhī是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de個gè怪guài物wù,到dào此cǐ騙piàn我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bù曾céng同tóng他tā二èr人rén來lái,是shì我wǒ師shī父fù因yīn老lǎo孫sūn慣guàn打dǎ妖yāo怪guài,殺shā傷shāng甚shèn多duō,他tā是shì個gè慈cí悲bēi好hào善shàn之zhī人rén,將jiāng我wǒ逐zhú回huí,故gù不bù曾céng同tóng他tā一yí路lù行xíng走zǒu。你nǐ是shì不bù知zhī你nǐ祖zǔ宗zōng名míng姓xìng。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ好hǎo不bú丈zhàng夫fū啊a,既jì受shòu了le師shī父fù趕gǎn逐zhú,卻què有yǒu甚shén麼me嘴zuǐ臉liǎn又yòu來lái見jiàn人rén?」那nà怪guài道dào:「没méi有yǒu这zhè话huà,没méi有yǒu这zhè话huà。我wǒ拿ná住zhù唐táng僧sēng时shí,止zhǐ知zhī他tā有yǒu两liǎng个gè徒tú弟dì,叫jiào做zuò猪zhū八bā戒jiè、沙shā和hé尚shàng,何hé曾zēng见jiàn有yǒu人rén说shuō个gè姓xìng孙sūn的de?你nǐ不bù知zhī是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de个gè怪guài物wù,到dào此cǐ骗piàn我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bù曾céng同tóng他tā二èr人rén来lái,是shì我wǒ师shī父fù因yīn老lǎo孙sūn惯guàn打dǎ妖yāo怪guài,杀shā伤shāng甚shèn多duō,他tā是shì个gè慈cí悲bēi好hào善shàn之zhī人rén,将jiāng我wǒ逐zhú回huí,故gù不bù曾céng同tóng他tā一yí路lù行xíng走zǒu。你nǐ是shì不bù知zhī你nǐ祖zǔ宗zōng名míng姓xìng。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ好hǎo不bú丈zhàng夫fū啊a,既jì受shòu了le师shī父fù赶gǎn逐zhú,却què有yǒu甚shén么me嘴zuǐ脸liǎn又yòu来lái见jiàn人rén?」

父子之仇

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè潑pō怪guài,豈qǐ知zhī『一yí日rì為wéi師shī,終zhōng身shēn為wéi父fù』?『父fù子zǐ無wú隔gé宿sù之zhī仇chóu』?你nǐ傷shāng害hài我wǒ師shī父fù,我wǒ怎zěn麼me不bù來lái救jiù他tā?你nǐ害hài他tā便biàn也yě罷bà?卻què又yòu背bèi前qián面miàn後hòu罵mà我wǒ,是shì怎zěn的de說shuō?」妖yāo怪guài道dào:「我wǒ何hé嘗cháng罵mà你nǐ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì豬zhū八bā戒jiè說shuō的de。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ不bú要yào信xìn他tā。那nà個gè豬zhū八bā戒jiè尖jiān著zhe嘴zuǐ,有yǒu些xiē會huì說shuō老lǎo婆pó舌shé頭tóu,你nǐ怎zěn聽tīng他tā?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè泼pō怪guài,岂qǐ知zhī『一yí日rì为wéi师shī,终zhōng身shēn为wéi父fù』?『父fù子zǐ无wú隔gé宿sù之zhī仇chóu』?你nǐ伤shāng害hài我wǒ师shī父fù,我wǒ怎zěn么me不bù来lái救jiù他tā?你nǐ害hài他tā便biàn也yě罢bà?却què又yòu背bèi前qián面miàn后hòu骂mà我wǒ,是shì怎zěn的de说shuō?」妖yāo怪guài道dào:「我wǒ何hé尝cháng骂mà你nǐ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì猪zhū八bā戒jiè说shuō的de。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ不bú要yào信xìn他tā。那nà个gè猪zhū八bā戒jiè尖jiān着zhe嘴zuǐ,有yǒu些xiē会huì说shuō老lǎo婆pó舌shé头tóu,你nǐ怎zěn听tīng他tā?」

打棍當茶

行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě不bú必bì講jiǎng此cǐ閑xián話huà。只zhǐ說shuō老lǎo孫sūn今jīn日rì到dào你nǐ家jiā裡lǐ,你nǐ好hǎo怠dài慢màn了le遠yuǎn客kè。雖suī無wú酒jiǔ饌zhuàn款kuǎn待dài,頭tóu卻què是shì有yǒu的de。快kuài快kuài將jiāng頭tóu伸shēn過guò來lái,等děng老lǎo孫sūn打dǎ一yí棍gùn兒er當dàng茶chá。」那nà怪guài聞wén得de說shuō打dǎ,呵hē呵hē大dà笑xiào道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě,你nǐ差chà了le計jì較jiào了le,你nǐ既jì說shuō要yào打dǎ,不bù該gāi跟gēn我wǒ進jìn來lái。我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo還hái有yǒu百bǎi十shí,饒ráo你nǐ滿mǎn身shēn是shì手shǒu,也yě打dǎ不bù出chū我wǒ的de門mén去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú說shuō,莫mò說shuō百bǎi十shí個gè,就jiù有yǒu幾jǐ千qiān幾jǐ萬wàn,只zhǐ要yào一yí個gè個gè查chá明míng白bái了le好hǎo打dǎ,棍gùn棍gùn無wú空kōng,教jiào你nǐ斷duàn根gēn絕jué跡jì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě不bú必bì讲jiǎng此cǐ闲xián话huà。只zhǐ说shuō老lǎo孙sūn今jīn日rì到dào你nǐ家jiā里lǐ,你nǐ好hǎo怠dài慢màn了le远yuǎn客kè。虽suī无wú酒jiǔ馔zhuàn款kuǎn待dài,头tóu却què是shì有yǒu的de。快kuài快kuài将jiāng头tóu伸shēn过guò来lái,等děng老lǎo孙sūn打dǎ一yí棍gùn儿er当dàng茶chá。」那nà怪guài闻wén得de说shuō打dǎ,呵hē呵hē大dà笑xiào道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě,你nǐ差chà了le计jì较jiào了le,你nǐ既jì说shuō要yào打dǎ,不bù该gāi跟gēn我wǒ进jìn来lái。我wǒ这zhè里lǐ大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo还hái有yǒu百bǎi十shí,饶ráo你nǐ满mǎn身shēn是shì手shǒu,也yě打dǎ不bù出chū我wǒ的de门mén去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú说shuō,莫mò说shuō百bǎi十shí个gè,就jiù有yǒu几jǐ千qiān几jǐ万wàn,只zhǐ要yào一yí个gè个gè查chá明míng白bái了le好hǎo打dǎ,棍gùn棍gùn无wú空kōng,教jiào你nǐ断duàn根gēn绝jué迹jì。」

三頭六臂

那nà怪guài聞wén言yán,急jí傳chuán號hào令lìng,把bǎ那nà山shān前qián山shān後hòu群qún妖yāo,洞dòng裡lǐ洞dòng外wài諸zhū怪guài,一yì齊qí點diǎn起qǐ,各gè執zhí器qì械xiè,把bǎ那nà三sān四sì層céng門mén,密mì密mì攔lán阻zǔ不bú放fàng。行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le,滿mǎn心xīn歡huān喜xǐ,雙shuāng手shǒu理lǐ棍gùn,喝hè聲shēng叫jiào:「變biàn!」變biàn的de三sān頭tóu六liù臂bì。把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,變biàn做zuò三sān根gēn金jīn箍gū棒bàng。你nǐ看kàn他tā六liù隻zhī手shǒu使shǐ著zhe三sān根gēn棒bàng,一yí路lù打dǎ將jiāng去qù,好hǎo便biàn似sì虎hǔ入rù羊yáng群qún,鷹yīng來lái雞jī柵zhà。可kě憐lián那nà小xiǎo怪guài,湯tāng著zháo的de,頭tóu如rú粉fěn碎suì;刮guā著zháo的de,血xuè似sì水shuǐ流liú。那nà怪guài闻wén言yán,急jí传chuán号hào令lìng,把bǎ那nà山shān前qián山shān后hòu群qún妖yāo,洞dòng里lǐ洞dòng外wài诸zhū怪guài,一yì齐qí点diǎn起qǐ,各gè执zhí器qì械xiè,把bǎ那nà三sān四sì层céng门mén,密mì密mì拦lán阻zǔ不bú放fàng。行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le,满mǎn心xīn欢huān喜xǐ,双shuāng手shǒu理lǐ棍gùn,喝hè声shēng叫jiào:「变biàn!」变biàn的de三sān头tóu六liù臂bì。把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,变biàn做zuò三sān根gēn金jīn箍gū棒bàng。你nǐ看kàn他tā六liù只zhī手shǒu使shǐ着zhe三sān根gēn棒bàng,一yí路lù打dǎ将jiāng去qù,好hǎo便biàn似sì虎hǔ入rù羊yáng群qún,鹰yīng来lái鸡jī栅zhà。可kě怜lián那nà小xiǎo怪guài,汤tāng着zháo的de,头tóu如rú粉fěn碎suì;刮guā着zháo的de,血xuè似sì水shuǐ流liú。

老妖出戰

往wǎng來lái縱zòng橫héng,如rú入rù無wú人rén之zhī境jìng。止zhǐ剩shèng一yí個gè老lǎo妖yāo,趕gǎn出chū門mén來lái罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè潑pō猴hóu,其qí實shí憊bèi懶lǎn!怎zěn麼me上shàng門mén子zi欺qī負fù人rén家jiā?」行xíng者zhě急jí回huí頭tóu,用yòng手shǒu招zhāo呼hū道dào:「你nǐ來lái,你nǐ來lái,打dǎ倒dǎo你nǐ,才cái是shì功gōng績jì。」那nà怪guài物wù,舉jǔ寶bǎo刀dāo,分fēn頭tóu便biàn砍kǎn;好hǎo行xíng者zhě,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,覿dí面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。這zhè一yì場cháng,在zài那nà山shān頂dǐng上shàng,半bàn雲yún半bàn霧wù的de殺shā哩li:往wǎng来lái纵zòng横héng,如rú入rù无wú人rén之zhī境jìng。止zhǐ剩shèng一yí个gè老lǎo妖yāo,赶gǎn出chū门mén来lái骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè泼pō猴hóu,其qí实shí惫bèi懒lǎn!怎zěn么me上shàng门mén子zi欺qī负fù人rén家jiā?」行xíng者zhě急jí回huí头tóu,用yòng手shǒu招zhāo呼hū道dào:「你nǐ来lái,你nǐ来lái,打dǎ倒dǎo你nǐ,才cái是shì功gōng绩jì。」那nà怪guài物wù,举jǔ宝bǎo刀dāo,分fēn头tóu便biàn砍kǎn;好hǎo行xíng者zhě,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,觌dí面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。这zhè一yì场cháng,在zài那nà山shān顶dǐng上shàng,半bàn云yún半bàn雾wù的de杀shā哩li:

半霧酣戰
大dà聖shèng神shén通tōng大dà,妖yāo魔mó本běn事shì高gāo。大dà圣shèng神shén通tōng大dà,妖yāo魔mó本běn事shì高gāo。
這zhè個gè橫héng理lǐ生shēng鐵tiě棒bàng,那nà個gè斜xié舉jǔ蘸zhàn鋼gāng刀dāo。这zhè个gè横héng理lǐ生shēng铁tiě棒bàng,那nà个gè斜xié举jǔ蘸zhàn钢gāng刀dāo。
悠yōu悠yōu刀dāo起qǐ明míng霞xiá亮liàng,輕qīng輕qīng棒bàng架jià彩cǎi雲yún飄piāo。悠yōu悠yōu刀dāo起qǐ明míng霞xiá亮liàng,轻qīng轻qīng棒bàng架jià彩cǎi云yún飘piāo。
往wǎng來lái護hù頂dǐng翻fān多duō次cì,反fǎn覆fù渾hún身shēn轉zhuǎn數shù遭zāo。往wǎng来lái护hù顶dǐng翻fān多duō次cì,反fǎn覆fù浑hún身shēn转zhuǎn数shù遭zāo。
一yí個gè隨suí風fēng更gēng面miàn目mù,一yí個gè立lì地dì把bǎ身shēn搖yáo。一yí个gè随suí风fēng更gēng面miàn目mù,一yí个gè立lì地dì把bǎ身shēn摇yáo。
那nà個gè大dà睜zhēng火huǒ眼yǎn伸shēn猿yuán臂bì,這zhè個gè明míng幌huǎng金jīn睛jīng折zhé虎hǔ腰yāo。那nà个gè大dà睁zhēng火huǒ眼yǎn伸shēn猿yuán臂bì,这zhè个gè明míng幌huǎng金jīn睛jīng折zhé虎hǔ腰yāo。
死生不顧
你nǐ來lái我wǒ去qù交jiāo鋒fēng戰zhàn,刀dāo迎yíng棒bàng架jià不bù相xiāng饒ráo。你nǐ来lái我wǒ去qù交jiāo锋fēng战zhàn,刀dāo迎yíng棒bàng架jià不bù相xiāng饶ráo。
猴hóu王wáng鐵tiě棍gùn依yī三sān略lüè,怪guài物wù鋼gāng刀dāo按àn六liù韜tāo。猴hóu王wáng铁tiě棍gùn依yī三sān略lüè,怪guài物wù钢gāng刀dāo按àn六liù韬tāo。
一yí個gè慣guàn行xíng手shǒu段duàn為wéi魔mó主zhǔ,一yí個gè廣guǎng施shī法fǎ力lì保bǎo唐táng僧sēng。一yí个gè惯guàn行xíng手shǒu段duàn为wéi魔mó主zhǔ,一yí个gè广guǎng施shī法fǎ力lì保bǎo唐táng僧sēng。
猛měng烈liè的de猴hóu王wáng添tiān猛měng烈liè,英yīng豪háo的de怪guài物wù長zhǎng英yīng豪háo。猛měng烈liè的de猴hóu王wáng添tiān猛měng烈liè,英yīng豪háo的de怪guài物wù长zhǎng英yīng豪háo。
死sǐ生shēng不bú顧gù空kōng中zhōng打dǎ,都dōu為wèi唐táng僧sēng拜bài佛fó遙yáo。死sǐ生shēng不bú顾gù空kōng中zhōng打dǎ,都dōu为wèi唐táng僧sēng拜bài佛fó遥yáo。
高探馬勢

他tā兩liǎng個gè戰zhàn有yǒu五wǔ六liù十shí合hé,不bù分fēn勝shèng負fù。行xíng者zhě心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「這zhè個gè潑pō怪guài,他tā那nà口kǒu刀dāo倒dào也yě抵dǐ得de住zhù老lǎo孫sūn的de這zhè根gēn棒bàng。等děng老lǎo孫sūn丟diū個gè破pò綻zhàn與yǔ他tā,看kàn他tā可kě認rèn得de?」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,雙shuāng手shǒu舉jǔ棍gùn,使shǐ一yí個gè「高gāo探tàn馬mǎ」的de勢shì子zi。那nà怪guài不bù識shí是shì計jì,見jiàn有yǒu空kòng兒er,舞wǔ著zhe寶bǎo刀dāo,徑jìng奔bēn下xià三sān路lù砍kǎn;被bèi行xíng者zhě急jí轉zhuǎn個gè「大dà中zhōng平píng」,挑tiāo開kāi他tā那nà口kǒu刀dāo,又yòu使shǐ個gè「葉yè底dǐ偷tōu桃táo勢shì」,望wàng妖yāo精jīng頭tóu頂dǐng一yí棍gùn,就jiù打dǎ得de他tā無wú影yǐng無wú蹤zōng。急jí收shōu棍gùn子zi看kàn處chù,不bú見jiàn了le妖yāo精jīng。他tā两liǎng个gè战zhàn有yǒu五wǔ六liù十shí合hé,不bù分fēn胜shèng负fù。行xíng者zhě心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「这zhè个gè泼pō怪guài,他tā那nà口kǒu刀dāo倒dào也yě抵dǐ得de住zhù老lǎo孙sūn的de这zhè根gēn棒bàng。等děng老lǎo孙sūn丢diū个gè破pò绽zhàn与yǔ他tā,看kàn他tā可kě认rèn得de?」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,双shuāng手shǒu举jǔ棍gùn,使shǐ一yí个gè「高gāo探tàn马mǎ」的de势shì子zi。那nà怪guài不bù识shí是shì计jì,见jiàn有yǒu空kòng儿er,舞wǔ着zhe宝bǎo刀dāo,径jìng奔bēn下xià三sān路lù砍kǎn;被bèi行xíng者zhě急jí转zhuǎn个gè「大dà中zhōng平píng」,挑tiāo开kāi他tā那nà口kǒu刀dāo,又yòu使shǐ个gè「叶yè底dǐ偷tōu桃táo势shì」,望wàng妖yāo精jīng头tóu顶dǐng一yí棍gùn,就jiù打dǎ得de他tā无wú影yǐng无wú踪zōng。急jí收shōu棍gùn子zi看kàn处chù,不bú见jiàn了le妖yāo精jīng。

天上之精

行xíng者zhě大dà驚jīng道dào:「我wǒ兒ér啊a,不bù禁jīn打dǎ,就jiù打dǎ得de不bú見jiàn了le。果guǒ是shì打dǎ死sǐ,好hǎo道dào也yě有yǒu些xiē膿nóng血xuè,如rú何hé沒méi一yì毫háo蹤zōng影yǐng?想xiǎng是shì走zǒu了le。」急jí縱zòng身shēn跳tiào在zài雲yún端duān裡lǐ看kàn處chù,四sì邊biān更gèng無wú動dòng靜jìng。「老lǎo孫sūn這zhè雙shuāng眼yǎn睛jīng,不bù管guǎn那nǎ裡lǐ,一yì抹mǒ都dōu見jiàn,卻què怎zěn麼me走zǒu得de這zhè等děng溜liū撒sā?我wǒ曉xiǎo得de了le,那nà怪guài說shuō有yǒu些xiē兒er認rèn得de我wǒ,想xiǎng必bì不bú是shì凡fán間jiān的de怪guài,多duō是shì天tiān上shàng來lái的de精jīng。」行xíng者zhě大dà惊jīng道dào:「我wǒ儿ér啊a,不bù禁jīn打dǎ,就jiù打dǎ得de不bú见jiàn了le。果guǒ是shì打dǎ死sǐ,好hǎo道dào也yě有yǒu些xiē脓nóng血xuè,如rú何hé没méi一yì毫háo踪zōng影yǐng?想xiǎng是shì走zǒu了le。」急jí纵zòng身shēn跳tiào在zài云yún端duān里lǐ看kàn处chù,四sì边biān更gèng无wú动dòng静jìng。「老lǎo孙sūn这zhè双shuāng眼yǎn睛jīng,不bù管guǎn那nǎ里lǐ,一yì抹mǒ都dōu见jiàn,却què怎zěn么me走zǒu得de这zhè等děng溜liū撒sā?我wǒ晓xiǎo得de了le,那nà怪guài说shuō有yǒu些xiē儿er认rèn得de我wǒ,想xiǎng必bì不bú是shì凡fán间jiān的de怪guài,多duō是shì天tiān上shàng来lái的de精jīng。」

直闖天門

那nà大dà聖shèng一yì時shí忍rěn不bú住zhù怒nù發fā,揝zuàn著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng,打dǎ個gè觔jīn斗dǒu,只zhǐ跳tiào到dào南nán天tiān門mén上shàng。慌huāng得de那nà龐páng、劉liú、苟gǒu、畢bì,張zhāng、陶táo、鄧dèng、辛xīn等děng眾zhòng,兩liǎng邊biān躬gōng身shēn控kòng背bèi,不bù敢gǎn攔lán阻zǔ,讓ràng他tā打dǎ入rù天tiān門mén,直zhí至zhì通tōng明míng殿diàn下xià。早zǎo有yǒu張zhāng、葛gé、許xǔ、丘qiū四sì大dà天tiān師shī問wèn道dào:「大dà聖shèng何hé來lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn保bǎo唐táng僧sēng至zhì寶bǎo象xiàng國guó,有yǒu一yì妖yāo魔mó欺qī騙piàn國guó女nǚ,傷shāng害hài吾wú師shī,老lǎo孫sūn與yǔ他tā賭dǔ鬥dòu。正zhèng鬥dòu間jiān,不bú見jiàn了le這zhè怪guài。想xiǎng那nà怪guài不bú是shì凡fán間jiān之zhī怪guài,多duō是shì天tiān上shàng之zhī精jīng,特tè來lái查chá勘kān,那nǎ一yí路lù走zǒu了le甚shén麼me妖yāo神shén?」那nà大dà圣shèng一yì时shí忍rěn不bú住zhù怒nù发fā,揝zuàn着zhe铁tiě棒bàng,打dǎ个gè觔jīn斗dǒu,只zhǐ跳tiào到dào南nán天tiān门mén上shàng。慌huāng得de那nà庞páng、刘liú、苟gǒu、毕bì,张zhāng、陶táo、邓dèng、辛xīn等děng众zhòng,两liǎng边biān躬gōng身shēn控kòng背bèi,不bù敢gǎn拦lán阻zǔ,让ràng他tā打dǎ入rù天tiān门mén,直zhí至zhì通tōng明míng殿diàn下xià。早zǎo有yǒu张zhāng、葛gé、许xǔ、丘qiū四sì大dà天tiān师shī问wèn道dào:「大dà圣shèng何hé来lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn保bǎo唐táng僧sēng至zhì宝bǎo象xiàng国guó,有yǒu一yì妖yāo魔mó欺qī骗piàn国guó女nǚ,伤shāng害hài吾wú师shī,老lǎo孙sūn与yǔ他tā赌dǔ斗dòu。正zhèng斗dòu间jiān,不bú见jiàn了le这zhè怪guài。想xiǎng那nà怪guài不bú是shì凡fán间jiān之zhī怪guài,多duō是shì天tiān上shàng之zhī精jīng,特tè来lái查chá勘kān,那nǎ一yí路lù走zǒu了le甚shén么me妖yāo神shén?」

獨少奎星

天tiān師shī聞wén言yán,即jí進jìn靈líng霄xiāo殿diàn上shàng啟qǐ奏zòu。蒙méng差chāi查chá勘kān九jiǔ曜yào星xīng官guān、十shí二èr元yuán辰chén、東dōng西xī南nán北běi中zhōng央yāng五wǔ斗dǒu、河hé漢hàn群qún辰chén、五wǔ岳yuè四sì瀆dú、普pǔ天tiān神shén聖shèng都dōu在zài天tiān上shàng,更gèng無wú一yí個gè敢gǎn離lí方fāng位wèi。又yòu查chá那nà斗dǒu牛niú宮gōng外wài二èr十shí八bā宿xiù,顛diān倒dǎo只zhǐ有yǒu二èr十shí七qī位wèi,內nèi獨dú少shǎo了le奎kuí星xīng。天tiān師shī回huí奏zòu道dào:「奎kuí木mù狼láng下xià界jiè了le。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「多duō少shǎo時shí不bú在zài天tiān了le?」天tiān師shī道dào:「四sì卯mǎo不bú到dào,三sān日rì點diǎn卯mǎo一yí次cì,今jīn已yǐ十shí三sān日rì了le。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「天tiān上shàng十shí三sān日rì,下xià界jiè已yǐ是shì十shí三sān年nián。」即jí命mìng本běn部bù收shōu他tā上shàng界jiè。天tiān师shī闻wén言yán,即jí进jìn灵líng霄xiāo殿diàn上shàng启qǐ奏zòu。蒙méng差chāi查chá勘kān九jiǔ曜yào星xīng官guān、十shí二èr元yuán辰chén、东dōng西xī南nán北běi中zhōng央yāng五wǔ斗dǒu、河hé汉hàn群qún辰chén、五wǔ岳yuè四sì渎dú、普pǔ天tiān神shén圣shèng都dōu在zài天tiān上shàng,更gèng无wú一yí个gè敢gǎn离lí方fāng位wèi。又yòu查chá那nà斗dǒu牛niú宫gōng外wài二èr十shí八bā宿xiù,颠diān倒dǎo只zhǐ有yǒu二èr十shí七qī位wèi,内nèi独dú少shǎo了le奎kuí星xīng。天tiān师shī回huí奏zòu道dào:「奎kuí木mù狼láng下xià界jiè了le。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「多duō少shǎo时shí不bú在zài天tiān了le?」天tiān师shī道dào:「四sì卯mǎo不bú到dào,三sān日rì点diǎn卯mǎo一yí次cì,今jīn已yǐ十shí三sān日rì了le。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「天tiān上shàng十shí三sān日rì,下xià界jiè已yǐ是shì十shí三sān年nián。」即jí命mìng本běn部bù收shōu他tā上shàng界jiè。

收妖上界

那nà二èr十shí七qī宿xiù星xīng員yuán領lǐng了le旨zhǐ意yì,出chū了le天tiān門mén,各gè念niàn咒zhòu語yǔ,驚jīng動dòng奎kuí星xīng。你nǐ道dào他tā在zài那nǎ裡lǐ躲duǒ避bì?他tā原yuán來lái是shì孫sūn大dà聖shèng大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng時shí打dǎ怕pà了le的de神shén將jiàng,閃shǎn在zài那nà山shān澗jiàn裡lǐ潛qián災zāi,被bèi水shuǐ氣qì隱yǐn住zhù妖yāo雲yún,所suǒ以yǐ不bù曾céng看kàn見jiàn他tā。他tā聽tīng得de本běn部bù星xīng員yuán念niàn咒zhòu,方fāng敢gǎn出chū頭tóu,隨suí眾zhòng上shàng界jiè。被bèi大dà聖shèng攔lán住zhù天tiān門mén要yào打dǎ,幸xìng虧kuī眾zhòng星xīng勸quàn住zhù,押yā見jiàn玉yù帝dì。那nà怪guài腰yāo間jiān取qǔ出chū金jīn牌pái,在zài殿diàn下xià叩kòu頭tóu納nà罪zuì。那nà二èr十shí七qī宿xiù星xīng员yuán领lǐng了le旨zhǐ意yì,出chū了le天tiān门mén,各gè念niàn咒zhòu语yǔ,惊jīng动dòng奎kuí星xīng。你nǐ道dào他tā在zài那nǎ里lǐ躲duǒ避bì?他tā原yuán来lái是shì孙sūn大dà圣shèng大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng时shí打dǎ怕pà了le的de神shén将jiàng,闪shǎn在zài那nà山shān涧jiàn里lǐ潜qián灾zāi,被bèi水shuǐ气qì隐yǐn住zhù妖yāo云yún,所suǒ以yǐ不bù曾céng看kàn见jiàn他tā。他tā听tīng得de本běn部bù星xīng员yuán念niàn咒zhòu,方fāng敢gǎn出chū头tóu,随suí众zhòng上shàng界jiè。被bèi大dà圣shèng拦lán住zhù天tiān门mén要yào打dǎ,幸xìng亏kuī众zhòng星xīng劝quàn住zhù,押yā见jiàn玉yù帝dì。那nà怪guài腰yāo间jiān取qǔ出chū金jīn牌pái,在zài殿diàn下xià叩kòu头tóu纳nà罪zuì。

奎星招罪

玉yù帝dì道dào:「奎kuí木mù狼láng,上shàng界jiè有yǒu無wú邊biān的de勝shèng景jǐng,你nǐ不bú受shòu用yòng,卻què私sī走zǒu一yì方fāng,何hé也yě?」奎kuí宿xiù叩kòu頭tóu奏zòu道dào:「萬wàn歲suì,赦shè臣chén死sǐ罪zuì。那nà寶bǎo象xiàng國guó王wáng公gōng主zhǔ,非fēi凡fán人rén也yě。他tā本běn是shì披pī香xiāng殿diàn侍shì香xiāng的de玉yù女nǚ,因yīn欲yù與yǔ臣chén私sī通tōng,臣chén恐kǒng點diǎn污wū了le天tiān宮gōng勝shèng境jìng。他tā思sī凡fán先xiān下xià界jiè去qù,托tuō生shēng於yú皇huáng宮gōng內nèi院yuàn。玉yù帝dì道dào:「奎kuí木mù狼láng,上shàng界jiè有yǒu无wú边biān的de胜shèng景jǐng,你nǐ不bú受shòu用yòng,却què私sī走zǒu一yì方fāng,何hé也yě?」奎kuí宿xiù叩kòu头tóu奏zòu道dào:「万wàn岁suì,赦shè臣chén死sǐ罪zuì。那nà宝bǎo象xiàng国guó王wáng公gōng主zhǔ,非fēi凡fán人rén也yě。他tā本běn是shì披pī香xiāng殿diàn侍shì香xiāng的de玉yù女nǚ,因yīn欲yù与yǔ臣chén私sī通tōng,臣chén恐kǒng点diǎn污wū了le天tiān宫gōng胜shèng境jìng。他tā思sī凡fán先xiān下xià界jiè去qù,托tuō生shēng于yú皇huáng宫gōng内nèi院yuàn。

前緣註定

是shì臣chén不bú負fù前qián期qī,變biàn作zuò妖yāo魔mó,占zhàn了le名míng山shān,攝shè他tā到dào洞dòng府fǔ,與yǔ他tā配pèi了le一yì十shí三sān年nián夫fū妻qī。『一yì飲yǐn一yì啄zhuó,莫mò非fēi前qián定dìng。』今jīn被bèi孫sūn大dà聖shèng到dào此cǐ成chéng功gōng。」玉yù帝dì聞wén言yán,收shōu了le金jīn牌pái,貶biǎn他tā去qù兜dōu率shuài宮gōng與yǔ太tài上shàng老lǎo君jūn燒shāo火huǒ,帶dài俸fèng差chāi操cāo,有yǒu功gōng復fù職zhí,無wú功gōng重zhòng加jiā其qí罪zuì。是shì臣chén不bú负fù前qián期qī,变biàn作zuò妖yāo魔mó,占zhàn了le名míng山shān,摄shè他tā到dào洞dòng府fǔ,与yǔ他tā配pèi了le一yì十shí三sān年nián夫fū妻qī。『一yì饮yǐn一yì啄zhuó,莫mò非fēi前qián定dìng。』今jīn被bèi孙sūn大dà圣shèng到dào此cǐ成chéng功gōng。」玉yù帝dì闻wén言yán,收shōu了le金jīn牌pái,贬biǎn他tā去qù兜dōu率shuài宫gōng与yǔ太tài上shàng老lǎo君jūn烧shāo火huǒ,带dài俸fèng差chāi操cāo,有yǒu功gōng复fù职zhí,无wú功gōng重zhòng加jiā其qí罪zuì。

唱喏而退

行xíng者zhě見jiàn玉yù帝dì如rú此cǐ發fā放fàng,心xīn中zhōng歡huān喜xǐ,朝cháo上shàng唱chàng個gè大dà喏rě,又yòu向xiàng眾zhòng神shén道dào:「列liè位wèi,起qǐ動dòng了le。」天tiān師shī笑xiào道dào:「那nà個gè猴hóu子zi還hái是shì這zhè等děng村cūn俗sú,替tì他tā收shōu了le怪guài神shén,也yě倒dào不bú謝xiè天tiān恩ēn,卻què就jiù唱chàng喏rě而ér退tuì。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「只zhǐ得dé他tā無wú事shì,落luò得de天tiān上shàng清qīng平píng是shì幸xìng。」行xíng者zhě见jiàn玉yù帝dì如rú此cǐ发fā放fàng,心xīn中zhōng欢huān喜xǐ,朝cháo上shàng唱chàng个gè大dà喏rě,又yòu向xiàng众zhòng神shén道dào:「列liè位wèi,起qǐ动dòng了le。」天tiān师shī笑xiào道dào:「那nà个gè猴hóu子zi还hái是shì这zhè等děng村cūn俗sú,替tì他tā收shōu了le怪guài神shén,也yě倒dào不bú谢xiè天tiān恩ēn,却què就jiù唱chàng喏rě而ér退tuì。」玉yù帝dì道dào:「只zhǐ得dé他tā无wú事shì,落luò得de天tiān上shàng清qīng平píng是shì幸xìng。」

妖精已絕

那nà大dà聖shèng按àn落luò祥xiáng光guāng,徑jìng轉zhuǎn碗wǎn子zi山shān波bō月yuè洞dòng,尋xún出chū公gōng主zhǔ,將jiāng那nà思sī凡fán下xià界jiè收shōu妖yāo的de言yán語yǔ正zhèng然rán陳chén訴sù。只zhǐ聽tīng得de半bàn空kōng中zhōng八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「師shī兄xiōng,有yǒu妖yāo精jīng,留liú幾jǐ個gè兒er我wǒ們men打dǎ耶yé。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「妖yāo精jīng已yǐ盡jìn絕jué矣yǐ。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「既jì把bǎ妖yāo精jīng打dǎ絕jué,無wú甚shèn罣guà礙ài,將jiāng公gōng主zhǔ引yǐn入rù朝cháo中zhōng去qù罷bà。不bú要yào睜zhēng眼yǎn,兄xiōng弟dì們men使shǐ個gè縮suō地dì法fǎ來lái。」那nà大dà圣shèng按àn落luò祥xiáng光guāng,径jìng转zhuǎn碗wǎn子zi山shān波bō月yuè洞dòng,寻xún出chū公gōng主zhǔ,将jiāng那nà思sī凡fán下xià界jiè收shōu妖yāo的de言yán语yǔ正zhèng然rán陈chén诉sù。只zhǐ听tīng得de半bàn空kōng中zhōng八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「师shī兄xiōng,有yǒu妖yāo精jīng,留liú几jǐ个gè儿er我wǒ们men打dǎ耶yé。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「妖yāo精jīng已yǐ尽jìn绝jué矣yǐ。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「既jì把bǎ妖yāo精jīng打dǎ绝jué,无wú甚shèn罣guà碍ài,将jiāng公gōng主zhǔ引yǐn入rù朝cháo中zhōng去qù罢bà。不bú要yào睁zhēng眼yǎn,兄xiōng弟dì们men使shǐ个gè缩suō地dì法fǎ来lái。」

公主還國

那nà公gōng主zhǔ只zhǐ聞wén得de耳ěr內nèi風fēng響xiǎng,霎shà時shí間jiān徑jìng回huí城chéng裡lǐ,他tā三sān人rén將jiāng公gōng主zhǔ帶dài上shàng金jīn鑾luán殿diàn上shàng。那nà公gōng主zhǔ恭gōng拜bài了le父fù王wáng、母mǔ后hòu,會huì了le姊zǐ妹mèi。各gè官guān俱jù來lái拜bài見jiàn。那nà公gōng主zhǔ才cái啟qǐ奏zòu道dào:「多duō虧kuī孫sūn長zhǎng老lǎo法fǎ力lì無wú邊biān,降xiáng了le黃huáng袍páo怪guài,救jiù奴nú回huí國guó。」那nà國guó王wáng問wèn曰yuē:「黃huáng袍páo是shì個gè甚shén怪guài?」那nà公gōng主zhǔ只zhǐ闻wén得de耳ěr内nèi风fēng响xiǎng,霎shà时shí间jiān径jìng回huí城chéng里lǐ,他tā三sān人rén将jiāng公gōng主zhǔ带dài上shàng金jīn銮luán殿diàn上shàng。那nà公gōng主zhǔ恭gōng拜bài了le父fù王wáng、母mǔ后hòu,会huì了le姊zǐ妹mèi。各gè官guān俱jù来lái拜bài见jiàn。那nà公gōng主zhǔ才cái启qǐ奏zòu道dào:「多duō亏kuī孙sūn长zhǎng老lǎo法fǎ力lì无wú边biān,降xiáng了le黄huáng袍páo怪guài,救jiù奴nú回huí国guó。」那nà国guó王wáng问wèn曰yuē:「黄huáng袍páo是shì个gè甚shén怪guài?」

前緣姻眷

行xíng者zhě道dào:「陛bì下xià的de駙fù馬mǎ是shì上shàng界jiè的de奎kuí星xīng,令lìng愛ài乃nǎi侍shì香xiāng的de玉yù女nǚ,因yīn思sī凡fán降jiàng落luò人rén間jiān。不bù非fēi小xiǎo可kě,都dōu因yīn前qián世shì前qián緣yuán,該gāi有yǒu這zhè些xiē姻yīn眷juàn。那nà怪guài被bèi老lǎo孫sūn上shàng天tiān宮gōng啟qǐ奏zòu玉yù帝dì,玉yù帝dì查chá得de他tā四sì卯mǎo不bú到dào,下xià界jiè十shí三sān日rì,就jiù是shì十shí三sān年nián了le。──蓋gài天tiān上shàng一yí日rì,下xià界jiè一yì年nián。──隨suí差chāi本běn部bù星xīng宿xiù收shōu他tā上shàng界jiè,貶biǎn在zài兜dōu率shuài宮gōng立lì功gōng去qù訖qì。老lǎo孫sūn卻què救jiù得de令lìng愛ài來lái也yě。」那nà國guó王wáng謝xiè了le行xíng者zhě的de恩ēn德dé,便biàn教jiào:「看kàn你nǐ師shī父fù去qù來lái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「陛bì下xià的de驸fù马mǎ是shì上shàng界jiè的de奎kuí星xīng,令lìng爱ài乃nǎi侍shì香xiāng的de玉yù女nǚ,因yīn思sī凡fán降jiàng落luò人rén间jiān。不bù非fēi小xiǎo可kě,都dōu因yīn前qián世shì前qián缘yuán,该gāi有yǒu这zhè些xiē姻yīn眷juàn。那nà怪guài被bèi老lǎo孙sūn上shàng天tiān宫gōng启qǐ奏zòu玉yù帝dì,玉yù帝dì查chá得de他tā四sì卯mǎo不bú到dào,下xià界jiè十shí三sān日rì,就jiù是shì十shí三sān年nián了le。──盖gài天tiān上shàng一yí日rì,下xià界jiè一yì年nián。──随suí差chāi本běn部bù星xīng宿xiù收shōu他tā上shàng界jiè,贬biǎn在zài兜dōu率shuài宫gōng立lì功gōng去qù讫qì。老lǎo孙sūn却què救jiù得de令lìng爱ài来lái也yě。」那nà国guó王wáng谢xiè了le行xíng者zhě的de恩ēn德dé,便biàn教jiào:「看kàn你nǐ师shī父fù去qù来lái。」

解虎識人

他tā三sān人rén徑jìng下xià寶bǎo殿diàn,與yǔ眾zhòng官guān到dào朝cháo房fáng裡lǐ,擡tái出chū鐵tiě籠lóng,將jiāng假jiǎ虎hǔ解jiě了le鐵tiě索suǒ。別bié人rén看kàn他tā是shì虎hǔ,獨dú行xíng者zhě看kàn他tā是shì人rén。原yuán來lái那nà師shī父fù被bèi妖yāo術shù魘yǎn住zhù,不bù能néng行xíng走zǒu,心xīn上shàng明míng白bái,只zhǐ是shì口kǒu眼yǎn難nán開kāi。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,你nǐ是shì個gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,怎zěn麼me弄nòng出chū這zhè般bān個gè惡è模mú樣yàng來lái也yě?你nǐ怪guài我wǒ行xíng兇xiōng作zuò惡è,趕gǎn我wǒ回huí去qù,你nǐ要yào一yì心xīn向xiàng善shàn,怎zěn麼me一yí旦dàn弄nòng出chū個gè這zhè等děng嘴zuǐ臉liǎn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,救jiù他tā救jiù兒ér罷bà,不bú要yào只zhǐ管guǎn揭jiē挑tiāo他tā了le。」他tā三sān人rén径jìng下xià宝bǎo殿diàn,与yǔ众zhòng官guān到dào朝cháo房fáng里lǐ,抬tái出chū铁tiě笼lóng,将jiāng假jiǎ虎hǔ解jiě了le铁tiě索suǒ。别bié人rén看kàn他tā是shì虎hǔ,独dú行xíng者zhě看kàn他tā是shì人rén。原yuán来lái那nà师shī父fù被bèi妖yāo术shù魇yǎn住zhù,不bù能néng行xíng走zǒu,心xīn上shàng明míng白bái,只zhǐ是shì口kǒu眼yǎn难nán开kāi。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,你nǐ是shì个gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,怎zěn么me弄nòng出chū这zhè般bān个gè恶è模mú样yàng来lái也yě?你nǐ怪guài我wǒ行xíng凶xiōng作zuò恶è,赶gǎn我wǒ回huí去qù,你nǐ要yào一yì心xīn向xiàng善shàn,怎zěn么me一yí旦dàn弄nòng出chū个gè这zhè等děng嘴zuǐ脸liǎn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,救jiù他tā救jiù儿ér罢bà,不bú要yào只zhǐ管guǎn揭jiē挑tiāo他tā了le。」

不看僧面

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ凡fán事shì攛cuān唆suō,是shì他tā個gè得dé意yì的de好hǎo徒tú弟dì,你nǐ不bú救jiù他tā,又yòu尋xún老lǎo孫sūn怎zěn的de?原yuán與yǔ你nǐ說shuō來lái,待dài降xiáng了le妖yāo精jīng,報bào了le罵mà我wǒ之zhī仇chóu,就jiù回huí去qù的de。」沙shā僧sēng近jìn前qián跪guì下xià道dào:「哥gē啊a,古gǔ人rén云yún:『不bú看kàn僧sēng面miàn看kàn佛fó面miàn。』兄xiōng長zhǎng既jì是shì到dào此cǐ,萬wàn望wàng救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。若ruò是shì我wǒ們men能néng救jiù,也yě不bù敢gǎn許xǔ遠yuǎn的de來lái奉fèng請qǐng你nǐ也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ凡fán事shì撺cuān唆suō,是shì他tā个gè得dé意yì的de好hǎo徒tú弟dì,你nǐ不bú救jiù他tā,又yòu寻xún老lǎo孙sūn怎zěn的de?原yuán与yǔ你nǐ说shuō来lái,待dài降xiáng了le妖yāo精jīng,报bào了le骂mà我wǒ之zhī仇chóu,就jiù回huí去qù的de。」沙shā僧sēng近jìn前qián跪guì下xià道dào:「哥gē啊a,古gǔ人rén云yún:『不bú看kàn僧sēng面miàn看kàn佛fó面miàn。』兄xiōng长zhǎng既jì是shì到dào此cǐ,万wàn望wàng救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。若ruò是shì我wǒ们men能néng救jiù,也yě不bù敢gǎn许xǔ远yuǎn的de来lái奉fèng请qǐng你nǐ也yě。」

噴水退術

行xíng者zhě用yòng手shǒu挽wǎn起qǐ道dào:「我wǒ豈qǐ有yǒu安ān心xīn不bú救jiù之zhī理lǐ?快kuài取qǔ水shuǐ來lái。」那nà八bā戒jiè飛fēi星xīng去qù驛yì中zhōng,取qǔ了le行xíng李lǐ、馬mǎ匹pǐ,將jiāng紫zǐ金jīn缽bō盂yú取qǔ出chū,盛chéng水shuǐ半bàn盂yú,遞dì與yǔ行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě接jiē水shuǐ在zài手shǒu,念niàn動dòng真zhēn言yán,望wàng那nà虎hǔ劈pī頭tóu一yì口kǒu噴pēn上shàng,退tuì了le妖yāo術shù,解jiě了le虎hǔ氣qì。行xíng者zhě用yòng手shǒu挽wǎn起qǐ道dào:「我wǒ岂qǐ有yǒu安ān心xīn不bú救jiù之zhī理lǐ?快kuài取qǔ水shuǐ来lái。」那nà八bā戒jiè飞fēi星xīng去qù驿yì中zhōng,取qǔ了le行xíng李lǐ、马mǎ匹pǐ,将jiāng紫zǐ金jīn钵bō盂yú取qǔ出chū,盛chéng水shuǐ半bàn盂yú,递dì与yǔ行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě接jiē水shuǐ在zài手shǒu,念niàn动dòng真zhēn言yán,望wàng那nà虎hǔ劈pī头tóu一yì口kǒu喷pēn上shàng,退tuì了le妖yāo术shù,解jiě了le虎hǔ气qì。

長老現身

長zhǎng老lǎo現xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,定dìng性xìng睜zhēng睛jīng,才cái認rèn得de是shì行xíng者zhě。一yì把bǎ攙chān住zhù道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ從cóng那nǎ裡lǐ來lái也yě?」沙shā僧sēng侍shì立lì左zuǒ右yòu,把bǎ那nà請qǐng行xíng者zhě,降xiáng妖yāo精jīng,救jiù公gōng主zhǔ,解jiě虎hǔ氣qì,並bìng回huí朝cháo上shàng項xiàng事shì,備bèi陳chén了le一yí遍biàn。三sān藏zàng謝xiè之zhī不bú盡jìn道dào:「賢xián徒tú,虧kuī了le你nǐ也yě,虧kuī了le你nǐ也yě。這zhè一yí去qù,早zǎo詣yì西xī方fāng,徑jìng回huí東dōng土tǔ,奏zòu唐táng王wáng,你nǐ的de功gōng勞láo第dì一yī。」长zhǎng老lǎo现xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,定dìng性xìng睁zhēng睛jīng,才cái认rèn得de是shì行xíng者zhě。一yì把bǎ搀chān住zhù道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ从cóng那nǎ里lǐ来lái也yě?」沙shā僧sēng侍shì立lì左zuǒ右yòu,把bǎ那nà请qǐng行xíng者zhě,降xiáng妖yāo精jīng,救jiù公gōng主zhǔ,解jiě虎hǔ气qì,并bìng回huí朝cháo上shàng项xiàng事shì,备bèi陈chén了le一yí遍biàn。三sān藏zàng谢xiè之zhī不bú尽jìn道dào:「贤xián徒tú,亏kuī了le你nǐ也yě,亏kuī了le你nǐ也yě。这zhè一yí去qù,早zǎo诣yì西xī方fāng,径jìng回huí东dōng土tǔ,奏zòu唐táng王wáng,你nǐ的de功gōng劳láo第dì一yī。」

辭王西去

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「莫mò說shuō,莫mò說shuō,但dàn不bú念niàn那nà話huà兒er,足zú感gǎn愛ài厚hòu之zhī情qíng也yě。」國guó王wáng聞wén此cǐ言yán,又yòu勸quàn謝xiè了le他tā四sì眾zhòng。整zhěng治zhì素sù筵yán,大dà開kāi東dōng閣gé。他tā師shī徒tú受shòu了le皇huáng恩ēn,辭cí王wáng西xī去qù。國guó王wáng又yòu率shuài多duō官guān遠yuǎn送sòng。這zhè正zhèng是shì:行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「莫mò说shuō,莫mò说shuō,但dàn不bú念niàn那nà话huà儿er,足zú感gǎn爱ài厚hòu之zhī情qíng也yě。」国guó王wáng闻wén此cǐ言yán,又yòu劝quàn谢xiè了le他tā四sì众zhòng。整zhěng治zhì素sù筵yán,大dà开kāi东dōng阁gé。他tā师shī徒tú受shòu了le皇huáng恩ēn,辞cí王wáng西xī去qù。国guó王wáng又yòu率shuài多duō官guān远yuǎn送sòng。这zhè正zhèng是shì:

君jūn回huí寶bǎo殿diàn定dìng江jiāng山shān,僧sēng去qù雷léi音yīn參cān佛fó祖zǔ。君jūn回huí宝bǎo殿diàn定dìng江jiāng山shān,僧sēng去qù雷léi音yīn参cān佛fó祖zǔ。

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī此cǐ後hòu又yòu有yǒu甚shén事shì,幾jǐ時shí得dé到dào西xī天tiān,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī此cǐ后hòu又yòu有yǒu甚shén事shì,几jǐ时shí得dé到dào西xī天tiān,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 The Pearl in the Mouth
Bound in righteousness as brothers dear, the Dharma comes home to the original nature. Metal made pliant and Wood grown tame, they ripen the true fruit; the Mind-Monkey and the Wood-Mother merge in the cinnabar prime. Together they climb to the World of Ultimate Bliss; together they pass through the Gate of Non-Duality. The scriptures are the master-road of cultivation; the Buddha is matched to one’s own primal spirit. Elder and younger, in their meeting, make the three concords; fiends and demons, each in its kind, answer to the Five Phases. Shear away the lures of the six gates, and hasten straightway to the Great Thunderclap.

Now the Blockhead, seized by a whole swarm of monkeys, was hoisted and hauled and dragged this way and that, until his cassock was torn clean through. Muttering and grumbling to himself, he recited under his breath, “Done for, done for — this time there’s surely a beating-to-death in it.” In no time at all they reached the cave-mouth, where the Great Sage sat atop the stone bluff and railed at him: “You chaff-stuffed lout! You might simply have gone on your way — why curse me?” Bajie knelt on the ground. “Brother, I never cursed you; had I cursed you, may I chew the very root of my tongue. I only said that if my brother would not go, I would go myself to report to our master, and there would be an end of it. How would I ever dare curse you?” “How could you hope to hide it from me?” said Pilgrim. “When I tug my left ear upward, I can make out the speech of the beings in the Thirty-Three Heavens; when I tug my right ear downward, I can make out the reckonings of the Ten Kings of the Underworld and their judges. Just now, as you walked along cursing me, how should I not have heard?” “Brother,” said Bajie, “I knew that, sly and furtive as you are, you’d surely change into some little thing or other and come tagging behind me to listen.” Pilgrim called out, “You little ones — fetch the big cudgels! First give him twenty across the shins to greet him, then twenty flowering welts across his back, and after that let me take my iron rod and give him a send-off.” Bajie, flustered, knocked his head on the ground. “Brother, by all means think of our master’s face — spare me, I beg you.” “I fancy that master of ours is a fine, righteous soul indeed,” said Pilgrim. “Brother,” said Bajie again, “if not for our master’s sake, then for the sake of the Bodhisattva of the sea — spare me, I beg you.” At the mention of the Bodhisattva, Pilgrim’s heart turned some three parts. “Brother, since you put it so, I’ll not beat you just yet. But speak honestly now, and don’t try to deceive me. Where is the Tang Monk in some plight, that you come here to hoodwink me?” “Brother, there’s no great trouble at all — the truth is, I missed you.” “You beating-worthy good-for-nothing,” Pilgrim cursed, “how dare you still bluster and wrangle with me? This old Sun’s body has returned to the Water-Curtain Cave, yet his heart still follows the scripture-seeking monk. That master of ours meets peril at every step and disaster at every turn — tell me early, and spare yourself a beating.” Hearing these words, Bajie knocked his head and confessed. “Brother, plainly I did mean to keep it from you and coax you into going — I never reckoned you would be so uncannily sharp. Spare me the beating, let me up, and I’ll tell it all.” “Very well — get up and speak.” The host of monkeys let go their hold, and the Blockhead sprang up and looked wildly to either side. “What are you gawking at?” “I’m seeing which stretch of road is broad and open — good for running.” “And where would you run to? Even were I to give you three days’ head start, this old Sun has the craft to fetch you back. Out with it, and quickly — if this stirs my temper up, I’ll not spare you at all.”

“I will hide nothing from you, elder brother. After you had gone back, Sha Seng and I escorted our master onward, until we came upon a wood of black pines. There the master dismounted and bade me go and beg a meal. Because I had gone so great a way and found not a single dwelling, I grew weary, and lay down a little while to sleep among the grass. I had not reckoned that Sha Seng would leave the master and come out to look for me. You know well that our master has no patience for sitting still: he walked out alone among the trees to take in the view. Coming clear of the wood, he spied a pagoda of yellow gold blazing with light, and took it for nothing but a monastery. Little did he expect that beneath the tower dwelt a fiend, Yellow Robe by name, by whom he was seized and held. “Coming back to search, Sha Seng and I found only the white horse and the baggage; of our master there was no sign. Following the trail to the mouth of the cave, we did battle with the fiend. Our master, held within, had the good fortune of one deliverer: she proved to be the third princess of the King of Baoxiang, carried off by that same fiend. She wrote out a letter to her family and entrusted it to the master to carry, and so, contriving his release, set him free. Arrived at the capital, he presented the letter; whereupon the king at once besought the master to subdue the fiend and win back the princess. Brother — you know it yourself — what should that old monk understand of subduing fiends? The two of us went once more to give battle; but we knew not how vast were the fiend’s arts, and he took Sha Seng captive again. Beaten from the field, I fled, and lay hidden in the grass. “The fiend changed himself into a comely young scholar and entered the court, claimed kinship with the king, and turned our master into a tiger. Then it fell to the White Dragon Horse, who by night resumed his dragon-shape and went to seek the master — the master he did not find, but he came instead upon the fiend, drinking in the Hall of Silver Peace. He changed into a palace maid, poured the wine in turn and danced with the blade, meaning to seize his moment and strike; but the fiend, with a great lamp-stand, wounded him instead in the leg. It was he who bade me come and entreat you, elder brother, saying, ‘The elder brother is a gentleman of benevolence and honour, and a gentleman does not brood on old wrongs; surely he will come to save the master from this one calamity.’ I beg you a thousand times, brother, to honour the bond that ‘a teacher for a single day is a father for a lifetime,’ and by all means to save him — do but save him.”

“You blockhead,” said Pilgrim, “when we parted I charged you again and yet again: should any fiend seize the master, you were to say that I, old Sun, am his chief disciple. Why then did you not speak of me?” Bajie thought again to himself: to invite a general serves less well than to provoke one — let me stir him up a little. Aloud he said, “Brother, had I not spoken of you it would have gone better; it was just because I named you that he grew the more outrageous.” “How so?” “I told him: ‘Fiend, be not insolent, and do no harm to my master. I have besides an elder brother, Sun the Pilgrim by name, of vast magic arts and mighty at subduing fiends; when he comes he will leave you no ground to be buried in.’ Hearing this, the fiend waxed the wrathfuller, and railed: ‘And what manner of thing is this Sun the Pilgrim, that I should fear him? If he comes, I will flay off his hide, draw out his sinews, gnaw his bones, and eat his heart. Lean though the monkey be, yet will I mince him to a paste and fry him in oil.’” At these words Pilgrim was so enraged that he clawed at his ears and scratched his cheeks, and springing about in a fury cried, “Who is it that dares to revile me thus?” “Calm your wrath, brother,” said Bajie; “it was that Yellow-Robe fiend who reviled you so, and I have but repeated it for you to hear.” “Worthy brother, get to your feet. It is not that I would not have gone; but since the fiend dares to revile me, I cannot but subdue him — I will go with you. Five hundred years ago, when old Sun made his great uproar in Heaven, every divine general under the sky, at the sight of me, bent his back and bowed low, and with one voice hailed me Great Sage. This fiend is past all decency, that he dares revile me behind my back and before my face alike. This time I go to take him, to hack his corpse into ten thousand pieces, and so avenge the insult he has done me! That vengeance done, I shall return at once.” “Just so, brother,” said Bajie. “You have only to go and seize the fiend and avenge your wrong; whether you come back then or no, that is as your honour pleases.”

The Great Sage then leapt down from the crag, dashed into the cave, and stripped off the fiend’s garb. He set straight his brocade cassock, bound fast his tiger-skin kilt, took up the iron staff, and came straight out at the door. The troop of monkeys, in alarm, barred his way, crying, “Great Sage, our lord, where are you bound? Take us along, and let us make merry a few years — that would be well.” “Little ones, what a thing to say. This charge of mine, to guard the Tang Monk — in Heaven above and on earth below, all know that Sun Wukong is the Tang Monk’s disciple. It is not, after all, that he drove me back; rather he bade me come home to look in on things, and sent me home to sport at my ease. But now, for this one matter’s sake— You must all, then, keep careful watch over the family estate, planting willow and pine in due season, and let nothing fall to ruin. Wait until I go back to guard the Tang Monk, fetch the scriptures, and return them to the Eastern Land; the work accomplished, I shall come again and share with you the joys of our unspoiled nature.” The monkeys, one and all, received his command. The Great Sage then joined hands with Bajie and mounted the clouds; leaving the cave, they crossed the Eastern Ocean and reached the western shore, where he stayed the cloud-light and called, “Brother, walk on slowly here a while, and let me go down into the sea to cleanse my body.” “We are hurrying along the road — what need to cleanse your body now?” “What should you know of it. Since I came home, these few days have left a taint of fiend’s reek about me. Our master is one who loves cleanliness, and I fear he would find me offensive.” It was at this that Bajie first perceived Pilgrim to be of a single true heart, with no other design whatever.

In a moment the washing was done, and mounting the clouds again they pressed on westward, until they saw that pagoda of gold ablaze with light. Bajie pointed. “Is that not the Yellow-Robe fiend’s dwelling? Sha Seng is still within his house.” “Stay you aloft,” said Pilgrim, “and let me go down to see how it stands before his gate, the better to give the fiend battle.” “Do not go down — the fiend is not at home.” “I know it.” Brave Monkey King — he pressed down the auspicious light and came straight to look about outside the cave door. There he saw two little children, wielding crook-headed sticks, driving a fur ball and scrambling at the holes, at their play. One was some ten years old, the other eight or nine. In the thick of their game, Pilgrim rushed upon them, and caring nothing whose sons they might be, with one grasp seized a topknot and hauled the child over. The child, taking fright, set up a wild clamour, cursing and weeping together, and the commotion startled the lesser imps of the Wave-Moon Cave, who ran in haste to report to the princess: “Mistress, some unknown person has carried off the two young masters.” Now these two children were, it appeared, those the princess had borne to the fiend. The princess came hurrying out at the cave door, and saw Pilgrim holding the two children, standing upon the high crag as if about to hurl them down. In alarm she cried out in a shrill voice, “You fellow — I have nothing whatever to do with you; why have you carried off my sons? Their father is a fearsome one; should any harm befall them, he will by no means let you off.” “Do you not know me? I am Sun Wukong the Pilgrim, chief disciple of that Tang Monk. I have a junior brother, Sha the Monk, within your cave; go and set him free, and I will give you back these two children. Two exchanged for one, in this manner — the bargain is still in your favour.” The princess, hearing this, hurried within, drove off with a shout the several imps that guarded the door, and with her own hands loosed Sha Seng’s bonds. “Princess, do not loose me,” said Sha Seng; “I fear that when your fiend comes home and demands the man of you, you will be implicated and made to suffer for it.” “Reverend one, you are my benefactor; you argued my letter through for me and saved my life, and I have been minded to set you free. Little did I look for it that outside the cave door your elder brother Sun Wukong should come, bidding me set you free.”

Ah! The moment Sha Seng heard those three words, “Sun Wukong,” it was as though pure cream were poured upon his crown and sweet dew steeped his heart; his whole face was gladness, his whole breast a springtime; it was not as if he had merely heard that someone had come, but as though he had chanced upon a piece of gold and jade. See him now shake his hands and brush down his robe, and come out at the door, and salute Pilgrim, saying, “Brother, you are indeed come down from Heaven itself. I beg you a thousand times — save me, do save me.” “You, Sha the shaveling,” said Pilgrim with a laugh, “when the master chanted the Tight-Fillet Spell, were you willing to put in one word of accommodation for me? All of you were glib enough, showing off, so keen to guard the master — how is it you are not on the road to the West, but crouching here instead? What are you about?” “Brother, no need to speak of it; a gentleman does not reproach what is past and done. We are, as it were, generals of a beaten army, in no case to talk of valour — save me, do save me, I pray.” “Come up here.” Only then did Sha Seng gather himself and leap up onto the stony crag.

Now Bajie, hovering aloft, saw Sha Seng come out of the cave, and at once pressed down the head of his cloud, calling, “Brother Sha, bear up, bear up.” “Second brother, whence do you come?” “After my rout yesterday, I entered the city by night and met the White Horse, and learned that the master was in peril — that Yellow Robe, by his arts, had changed him into a tiger. It was the White Horse who took counsel with me and had me go to entreat our elder brother.” “Blockhead, leave off this catching-up for now,” said Pilgrim. “Take these two children, one held by each of you, and go first into the city of Baoxiang to provoke the fiend forth, while I wait here to give him battle.” “Brother, how are we to provoke him?” asked Sha Seng. “The two of you ride up on the clouds and stand above the Hall of Golden Chimes; then, without heed of consequence, dash the children down before the white jade steps. Should any ask who you are, say only that these are the Yellow-Robe fiend’s sons, seized and brought here by the two of us. The fiend, hearing of it, will surely return, and I shall have no need to enter the city and fight him there. For were we to fight within the city, we should surely spew clouds and belch fog, scatter earth and raise dust, and so alarm the court, its many officers, and the common folk, that none would be at peace.” “Brother,” said Bajie with a laugh, “whenever you set a thing afoot, you leave us in the lurch.” “How do I set you in the wrong?” “These two children, seized by you, are already frightened out of their wits; a while now and their voices are cried hoarse, a while more and they will surely die. When we dash them down and they burst into a lump of minced flesh, will the fiend, coming up behind, ever let it pass? He will surely have the two of us pay with our lives. And are you not, after all, left with clean hands? There is not so much as a witness against you — is that not to leave us in the lurch?” “If he lays hold of you, the two of you have only to fight him and draw him back here. Here the field of battle is broad, and I shall wait in this place to give him combat.” “Just so, just so,” said Sha Seng; “the eldest brother speaks with reason. Let us be off.” The two of them then, trusting to their own bravado, took the children off.

Pilgrim at once leapt down from the stony crag and came beneath the door of the tower. “You monk, wholly without good faith!” said the princess. “You said that once your brother was freed you would give me my children; yet your brother is loosed and gone, and my children you keep still — what do you mean, coming back to my very door?” “Let the princess not take it amiss,” said Pilgrim with an ingratiating laugh. “You have been here now a long while; I am taking your young masters to acknowledge their grandsire.” “Monk, be not insolent. My lord Yellow Robe is unlike common folk; if you have frightened my children, then soothe away their fright for them.” “Princess — for one born a human being into this world between heaven and earth, how should this be an offence?” “That I know.” “You womenfolk — what should you know?” “From my childhood in the palace I received the teaching of my father and mother. I recall the old books say: ‘Of the offences that fall under the Five Punishments there are three thousand, yet no crime is greater than unfiliality.’” “Then you are precisely one who is unfilial. For as it is said: ‘My father begot me, my mother nurtured me. Alas, alas for my father and mother, who bore me in toil and pain.’ Thus filial devotion is the fountainhead of the hundred conducts and the root of the myriad goods. How is it, then, that you give your person to keep company with a fiend, and think no more upon your father and mother? If this be not the crime of unfiliality, what is it?” The princess, hearing this upright speech, for a long moment flushed red at the ears and cheeks, and was ashamed past all measure. Then, blurting it out, she said, “The reverend one’s words are most just. How should I not long for my father and mother? It is only that this fiend spirited and beguiled me hither; his spells and prohibitions are strict, my own goings hard, the road far and the mountains distant, with none by whom to send a word home. I wished to make an end of myself, but feared my parents would suppose I had fled, and the matter never be made clear. And so, helpless, I have dragged out this remnant of breath — truly a great sinner between heaven and earth.” Her words done, her tears welled up like a spring. “Let the princess not grieve. Zhu Bajie has told me that you had a letter which once saved my master’s life, and that in that letter you set down, too, your longing for your parents. Now that old Sun is come, I will assuredly take the fiend for you, bring you back to court to be received of the king, and see you matched with a worthy husband, to serve your parents to their old age. How seems it to you?”

“Monk, do not go seeking your death. Only yesterday your two brothers, stout fellows as they are, could not for all that prevail over my lord Yellow Robe. A scrawny wretch like you, all sinew and little bone, for all the world like a crab with its bones grown on the outside — what powers have you, that you dare talk of taking fiends?” “You have no eye for men, it seems,” said Pilgrim with a laugh, “and cannot tell one person from another. As the common saying goes: ‘A piss-bladder, though large, has no weight; a steelyard-weight, though small, presses a thousand catties.’ Those two are all show and no use: they breast the wind as they walk, they waste cloth on their clothes, they are hollow-hearted as a banked fire, soft at the crown and weak in the loins, and eat their food to no purpose. But old Sun of ours, small though he is, is small and solid.” “Have you indeed such powers?” “My powers you have not yet seen: I am consummate at subduing fiends, supreme at quelling monsters.” “See that you do not fail me, then.” “I shall by no means fail you.” “Since you can subdue fiends and quell monsters, how then will you take him now?” “Withdraw a while, and be not here before my eyes: for when he comes, it would be awkward to set to work, and I fear that, your love for him being deep, you would not have the heart to give him up.” “How should I be loath to give him up? That I have tarried here so long has been of sheer necessity, nothing more.” “You have been thirteen years his wife — can there be no feeling between you? When I meet him, I will not trifle with him: a blow of the staff shall be a blow of the staff, a stroke of the fist a stroke of the fist; I must strike him down, that you may return to court and be received of the king.” The princess did indeed follow Pilgrim’s word, and withdrew to some secluded spot to hide. It was, besides, that her marriage-bond was fated to end, and so she met with the coming of the Great Sage. The Monkey King, having hidden her away, then gave his body a shake and changed himself into her very likeness, returned into the cave, and waited there expressly for the fiend.

Now Bajie and Sha Seng carried the two children into the kingdom of Baoxiang, and flung them down before the white jade steps. Piteously they were both dashed to something like a meat-cake, the fresh blood spurting and the bones ground to powder. In alarm the officers thronging the court cried out, “This is ill, this is ill — two persons have been flung down out of the sky!” And Bajie cried out in a loud voice, “Those children are the Yellow-Robe fiend’s sons, seized and brought here by old Hog and Brother Sha!” The fiend was still in the Hall of Silver Peace, not yet sobered from the night’s wine. In the midst of sleep and dream he heard someone calling his name; he turned over, raised his head to look, and saw that up in the clouds it was the two, Zhu Bajie and Sha the Monk, hallooing. He thought secretly in his heart: Zhu Bajie, well and good; but Sha the Monk I bound fast at home — how has he got out? How should my wife be willing to release him? And how should my children have come into his hands? This is likely that Zhu Bajie, unable to get me out to fight him, has hit upon this device to snare me forth. If I take this bait, I shall have to fight him. Ah! But I am still muddled with drink. Should he land me a blow of his rake, would it not quench this majesty of mine and lay bare the whole contrivance? Let me first go home and see whether they are my sons or not, and it will not be too late to speak with him after. Bold fiend — without so much as taking leave of the king, he turned to the hills and woods and went straight to the cave to look into the news. By this time the court already knew him for a fiend. For it turned out that in the night he had devoured a palace maid, and that seventeen more had escaped with their lives and at the fifth watch reported to the king, telling him thus and thus; and because he had gone off without taking leave, the more surely did they know him for a monster. The king thereupon set the many officers to guard the false tiger — of which no more for now.

Now the fiend went straight back to the mouth of the cave. Pilgrim, seeing him come, contrived to gull him: squeezing his eyes to a squint, he let the tears fall pattering like rain, and crying ‘O my heaven, O my earth!’ stamped his feet and beat his breast, wailing and sobbing there within the cave. The fiend, for the moment, could in no way tell the difference; he came forward and clasped him, saying, “Wife, what is the matter, that you are so distressed?” The Great Sage, with his ghost-tale trumped up and his lie confected, told him, all awash in tears, “My lord — as the old saying has it: ‘A man who lacks a wife has no master for his wealth; a woman without a husband has her life set at naught.’ Yesterday you went to court to claim your kinship — why did you not come back? This morning Zhu Bajie carried off Sha the Monk by force, and seized my two children besides; for all my bitter pleading, he would not be moved. He said he would take them to court to acknowledge their grandsire; this half-day I have not seen the children, nor know whether they live or die, and you too are not come home — how am I to bear the parting? And so I could not stop this grieving and weeping.” The fiend, hearing this, in a great rage said, “Are they truly my sons?” “Just so — seized and carried off by Zhu Bajie.” So enraged he sprang about, the fiend cried, “It is over, it is over — my children, dashed dead by him, cannot now be alive. There is nothing for it but to take that monk and make him pay with his life for my sons’ — revenge for revenge. Wife, weep no more. How feels your heart within you now? Let me tend to it a little.” “It is nothing with me — only that, unable to give up the children, I have wept myself into a heartache.” “No matter; get up. I have here a treasure — give the sore place but a rub with it, and it will pain you no more. But have a care: do not flick it with your thumb; for if you flick it with your thumb, my true form will be seen.” Pilgrim laughed to himself: this vile fiend is honest enough — with no rack applied, he confesses of his own accord. Let him bring out the treasure, and I will give it a trial flick, and see what manner of fiend he is. The fiend led Pilgrim by the hand straight to a deep, remote, close-sealed recess of the cave. Then from his mouth he brought forth a treasure, of the bigness of a hen’s egg — a lustrous inner cinnabar, a relic-pearl. Pilgrim rejoiced within: what a fine thing! This thing — who knows how many sittings of meditation went to its making, how many years of refining ordeal, how many cyclings of male and female matched together — to forge this pellet of inner elixir, this relic. Today, by great good fortune, it has met with old Sun. The monkey took it over — there was no sore place at all — and, of set purpose, gave it a rub, then flicked it away with a finger. The fiend, in alarm, snatched at it with a sudden hand. But think — how nimble that monkey is: he sucked the treasure down into his belly at a single gulp. The fiend clenched his fist and made to strike; Pilgrim warded him off with one hand, and giving his own face a wipe, showed forth his true form, calling out, “Fiend, be not insolent. Look now, and tell me who I am!”

The fiend, at the sight, cried out in great alarm, “Ah! Wife, how is it you have put forth this face?” “Why, you vile fiend!” railed Pilgrim. “Who is your wife? You do not even know your own ancestor.” The fiend, of a sudden coming to himself, said, “I seem indeed to know you a little.” “I will not strike you yet — look again and see.” “Though your face is familiar, for the moment I cannot call your name to mind. Who are you in truth? And whence do you come? Where have you laid my wife low, that you come thus to my house to wheedle away my treasure by fraud? It is downright insolence — detestable!” “So you do not know me after all. I am the Tang Monk’s chief disciple, called Sun Wukong the Pilgrim. I am that old ancestor of yours from five hundred years ago.” “There is no such thing, no such thing. When I seized the Tang Monk, I knew only that he had two disciples, Zhu Bajie and Sha the Monk; when did anyone ever speak of one surnamed Sun? You are some monster or other, come from who knows where to cozen me here.” “I did not come with those two. My master, because old Sun is so given to slaying fiends and had killed and wounded a great many, being a merciful, goodness-loving man, sent me back; and so I did not journey along with them. You simply do not know your ancestor’s name and surname.” “What a poor sort of man you are! Having suffered your master’s dismissal, what face have you to come before people again?” “You vile fiend — what should you know of ‘a teacher for a single day is a father for a lifetime’? Or of ‘between father and son no grudge lasts overnight’? You have done my master harm — how should I not come to save him? That you harmed him might be let pass — but that you should revile me behind my back and to my face besides — what account is there of that?” “When did I ever revile you?” “It was Zhu Bajie who told me.” “Do not believe him. That Zhu Bajie, with his jutting snout, is something of a tale-bearer — how can you heed him?” “Enough of this idle talk. Say only that old Sun has come to your house today, and you have shown a guest from afar but poor courtesy. Though you have no wine and viands to entertain me, a head at least you have. Come, stretch out that head of yours quickly, and let old Sun give it a blow of the staff by way of tea.” The fiend, hearing talk of blows, laughed aloud. “Sun the Pilgrim, you have miscalculated: if you meant to fight, you should not have come in after me. Here I have a good hundred of my host, great and small; though you were hands all over, you could not fight your way out of my door.” “Talk no nonsense. Never mind a hundred — were there thousands upon thousands, I need only pick them off one by one, and my staff shall not miss a stroke; I will leave you neither root nor trace.”

The fiend, hearing this, hastily passed the word of command, mustering all at once the host of demons before and behind the mountain and the fiends within and without the cave; each took up his weapon, and they barred the three or four gates thick and fast, letting none pass. Pilgrim, seeing this, was glad at heart; taking the staff in both hands, he gave a shout — “Change!” — and turned into a thing of three heads and six arms. Giving the gold-banded staff a shake, he made of it three gold-banded staves. See him now, six hands plying three staves, laying about him all along the way — for all the world like a tiger loosed among sheep, a hawk stooping on a hen-coop. Piteous were the lesser fiends: those his staff grazed had their heads dashed to powder; those it raked, their blood ran like water. Back and forth, this way and that, he moved as through a land without men. Only the old fiend was left, and he came charging out at the door, railing, “You vile monkey, you are past all bearing! How dare you come to a man’s very door to bully him?” Pilgrim wheeled about at once, and beckoning with his hand cried, “Come on, come on — to knock you down, that will be the achievement.” The fiend raised his precious blade and hewed straight at the head; the brave Pilgrim whipped out his iron staff and met him face to face. And this bout, upon that mountain peak, half in cloud and half in mist, they fought thus:

Great the Sage’s magic power, high the fiend’s own art and craft. This one levels crosswise his rod of raw iron; that one lifts aslant his tempered blade of steel. Slow rises the blade, and bright the sunset-haze gleams; lightly the staff parries, and coloured clouds drift by. To and fro, guarding the crown, they turn many a time; over and over, whole bodies wheeling round and round. The one, with the wind, alters his very features; the other, planted firm, gives his frame a shake. That one, wide-glaring his fiery eyes, stretches an ape’s long arm; this one, bright-flashing his golden pupils, bends a tiger’s supple waist. You come, I go, blades crossed in the fray; sword meeting, staff parrying, neither yielding a jot. The Monkey King’s iron cudgel follows the Three Strategies; the fiend’s steel blade keeps to the Six Bow-Cases. The one, long practised in his arts, plays the fiend-lord; the other, broadly working his powers, guards the Tang Monk. The fierce Monkey King grows fiercer yet; the valiant fiend waxes the more in valour. Heedless of life and death they fight aloft in the air — all for the Tang Monk’s sake, who bows to the Buddha afar.

The two of them fought some fifty or sixty bouts, with neither victory nor defeat decided. Pilgrim rejoiced secretly: this vile fiend — that blade of his can, after all, hold off old Sun’s staff. Let old Sun throw him an opening, and see whether he knows it for what it is. The brave Monkey King, raising his staff in both hands, made the posture called ‘High Reach for the Horse.’ The fiend, not seeing the ruse, spied the opening and, brandishing his blade, drove straight down for the lower line; but Pilgrim, swiftly shifting to ‘Great Central Level,’ struck the blade aside, and then, with ‘Stealing the Peach beneath the Leaves,’ brought his staff down on the fiend’s crown — and struck him clean out of sight. Hastily drawing back his staff to look, he found the fiend nowhere to be seen. Pilgrim was greatly startled. “My child — you could not take a blow, and at one stroke you are gone from sight. Were you truly beaten dead, there should be at least some matter and blood — how is it there is not a trace, not a hair? He must have fled.” Quickly springing up into the clouds to look about, he found on every side no stir at all. “These two eyes of old Sun’s take in everything at a glance, no matter where — how then has he slipped away so nimbly? I have it — the fiend said he knew me a little; most likely he is no fiend of the mortal world, but a spirit come down from Heaven.” The Great Sage, unable for the moment to master his rising wrath, gripped his iron staff, turned a somersault, and in one bound leapt up to the Southern Gate of Heaven. So alarmed were the marshals Pang, Liu, Gou, and Bi, Zhang, Tao, Deng, and Xin, and the rest, that they bowed low with arched backs on either hand, not daring to bar him, and let him pass in at the gate straight to the foot of the Hall of Universal Brightness. At once the Four Grand Celestial Masters — Zhang, Ge, Xu, and Qiu — asked, “What brings the Great Sage?” “While guarding the Tang Monk on the way to Baoxiang, I found a fiend who had cheated the king’s daughter and done harm to my master, and old Sun gave him battle. In the very midst of the fight, the fiend vanished from sight. I judge him no fiend of the mortal world but a spirit of Heaven, and am come expressly to inquire: by which quarter has some spirit-fiend absconded?”

The Celestial Masters, hearing this, went in at once to the Hall of Numinous Empyrean to make report. Being commissioned to inquire, they found the Nine Luminary Star-officers, the Twelve Cyclical Spirits, the Five Dippers of the four quarters and the centre, the host of the River of Heaven, the Five Peaks and Four Rivers, and all the gods and sages under the sky present in Heaven, not one daring to quit his station. Checking again the Twenty-eight Lodges beyond the Palace of the Dipper and Ox, they found, counting them over, only twenty-seven in place — and lacking, alone, the Kui star. “Kui the Wood-Wolf has gone down to the world below,” they reported back. “How long has he been absent from Heaven?” said the Jade Emperor. “He has missed four roll-calls; the roll is called once in three days, and it is now thirteen days.” “Thirteen days in Heaven — in the world below that is thirteen years.” And he at once ordered the star’s own bureau to fetch him back to Heaven. The star-officers of the twenty-seven lodges, having received the command, went out at the gate of Heaven, and each reciting his spell, roused up the Kui star. Where, do you suppose, had he been hiding? He was, as it turned out, one of the divine generals whom the Great Sage had cowed at the time of the uproar in Heaven; he had slipped into a mountain ravine to lie low, and his fiend-cloud was hidden by the water-vapour — which was why he had not been seen. Hearing the star-officers of his own bureau reciting the spell, he only then dared show himself, and rose with the rest to Heaven. At the gate of Heaven the Great Sage barred his way, meaning to strike him, and it was only by the good offices of the assembled stars, who restrained him, that the culprit was brought under escort before the Jade Emperor. The fiend drew from his waist a golden tablet, and at the foot of the hall bowed his head and confessed his guilt. “Kui the Wood-Wolf,” said the Jade Emperor, “the upper realm has scenes of boundless beauty; these you would not enjoy, but stole away privately to a quarter of the earth — why so?” The Kui lodge bowed his head and submitted: “Your Majesty, pardon your servant’s capital crime. The princess, daughter of the King of Baoxiang, is no mortal woman. She was in origin the jade-maiden who tends the incense in the Hall of Spreading Fragrance; because she wished to have secret union with your servant, and I feared to defile the fair precincts of the heavenly palace, she, yearning for the mortal world, went down first and was reborn within the palace of the king. It was that your servant, not to fail the appointed tryst, took the form of a fiend, seized a famous mountain, spirited her to a cave-dwelling, and was matched with her as husband and wife for thirteen years. ‘Not a sip nor a peck but is foreordained.’ Now the Great Sage Sun has come and accomplished the matter.” The Jade Emperor, hearing this, took back the golden tablet and demoted him to the Tushita Palace to tend the fire for Lord Lao the Supreme — kept on his stipend but under assignment: with merit, to be restored to office; without, to have his punishment made the heavier. Pilgrim, seeing the Jade Emperor dispose of the matter thus, was glad at heart; he made a great bow toward the throne, and said to the assembled gods, “Gentlemen, I have troubled you.” “That monkey is as boorish as ever,” said the Celestial Master with a laugh; “we have caught his fiend-spirit for him, and instead of so much as thanking Heaven’s grace, off he goes with a mere bow.” “So long as he makes no trouble,” said the Jade Emperor, “and Heaven is left in peace, we may count ourselves fortunate.”

The Great Sage brought down his auspicious cloud, went straight back to the Wave-Moon Cave on Bowl Mountain, sought out the princess, and was in the very act of setting forth the whole story — her yearning for the mortal world, her descent, and the subduing of the fiend — when he heard Bajie and Sha Seng calling out shrilly from mid-air, “Elder brother, if there are fiends, leave us a few to fight!” “The fiends are all utterly done away with.” “Since the fiends are all destroyed and there is no further hindrance,” said Sha Seng, “let us bring the princess into the court. Do not open your eyes — brothers, let us work the earth-shrinking art.” The princess heard only a rushing of wind in her ears, and in an instant was back within the city; the three of them brought her up to the Hall of Golden Chimes. She reverently made her bows to the king her father and the queen her mother, and was reunited with her sisters, and the officers all came to pay their respects. Then the princess submitted, “It is thanks to the Reverend Sun’s boundless powers that the Yellow-Robe fiend was subdued and your handmaid brought home to her kingdom.” “And what manner of fiend was this Yellow Robe?” asked the king. “Your Majesty’s son-in-law was the Kui star of the upper realm, and your daughter the incense-tending jade-maiden, who for yearning of the mortal world came down among men. It was no small matter, but all owing to the karma of a former life, that they should be joined in this marriage-bond. The fiend, upon old Sun’s going up to the Heavenly Palace and reporting to the Jade Emperor, was found by inquiry to have missed four musters — thirteen days below, which is thirteen years, for a day in Heaven is a year in the world below — whereupon his own bureau was sent to fetch him back to Heaven, and he was demoted to earn merit in the Tushita Palace. And so old Sun has rescued your daughter and brought her home.” The king thanked Pilgrim for his kindness, and said, “Go now and see to your master.”

The three of them went straight down from the throne-hall, and with the officers came to the court-chamber, carried out the iron cage, and loosed the false tiger from its iron chains. To others he seemed a tiger; to Pilgrim alone he seemed a man. For the master, held fast by the fiend’s spell, could not move; his mind was clear within, only his mouth and eyes would not open. “Master,” said Pilgrim with a laugh, “you are so good a monk, how have you got yourself into so hideous a shape? You blamed me for my violence and evil-doing, and drove me back; you would keep a heart wholly bent on goodness — how, then, have you at a stroke got yourself such a countenance?” “Brother,” said Bajie, “save him, do save him, and leave off picking at him so.” “You, forever egging things on — you are his favourite, his prized disciple; if you will not save him, why come seeking old Sun? I told you at the outset: once the fiend was subdued and the insult to me avenged, I would go back.” Sha Seng came forward and knelt. “Brother, the ancients said: ‘If not for the monk’s sake, then for the Buddha’s.’ Since you, elder brother, are come to this place, I beg you a thousand times to save him. Had we the power to save him ourselves, we should never have dared come so far to entreat you.” Pilgrim raised him up by the hand. “How should I have any mind not to save him? Fetch water, quickly.” Bajie flew like a shooting star to the post-station, fetched the baggage and the horse, took out the purple-gold alms-bowl, filled it half with water, and handed it to Pilgrim. Pilgrim took the water in hand, recited the true words, and spat a mouthful full upon the tiger’s head — driving off the fiend’s enchantment and dissolving the tiger-nature. The master resumed his true body, and, steadying himself and opening his eyes, knew at last that it was Pilgrim. Seizing him fast by the arm, he said, “Wukong, whence have you come?” Sha Seng, standing in attendance at his side, set forth in full the whole train of events — the entreating of Pilgrim, the subduing of the fiend, the rescue of the princess, the dissolving of the tiger-nature, and the return to court. Tripitaka thanked him past all measure. “Worthy disciple, I owe it to you, I owe it all to you. On this journey — soon reaching the West, then straight back to the Eastern Land to report to the Tang king — yours shall be the foremost merit.”

“Say no more, say no more — only do not recite that spell of yours, and I shall feel your kind regard the more,” said Pilgrim with a laugh. The king, hearing this, again pressed his thanks upon the four of them. He set out a vegetarian feast and threw wide the eastern pavilion; and master and disciples, having received the royal bounty, took their leave of the king and departed westward, the king with his many officers escorting them far upon their way. And this is indeed the case:

The king turns back to his jewelled hall to settle his realm; the monk goes on to the Thunderclap to worship the Buddha-patriarch.

In the end there is no knowing what further matters lay ahead, nor when they would reach the Western Heaven — so listen to the next chapter’s telling.

札記 Notes

Better to goad than to beg. The chapter’s Chinese title calls what Bajie does 義激猴王 — goading the Monkey King — and Bajie announces the trick to us before he uses it, in a proverb: 請將不如激將, qǐng jiàng bù rú jī jiàng, to invite a general serves less well than to provoke one. Every threat the Yellow-Robe fiend supposedly made — the flaying, the sinews, the mincing and frying — is invented on the spot. The joke is that it works instantly, where an appeal to duty had failed, and that Wukong then dresses his vanity up as honour. When he finally faces the fiend and demands satisfaction for the insult, the fiend answers, truthfully, that he never said any such thing.

A monkey quotes the classics. The debate at the tower door is the chapter’s strangest scene: the Monkey King turns Confucian preacher and wins. The princess cites the Classic of Filial Piety — three thousand offences, and none worse than unfiliality — and Wukong agrees with her, then turns the maxim round and charges her with the crime. He clinches it with four lines from the Book of Songs, from the poem known as 蓼莪, whose second couplet has a history: the 晉書 records that Wáng Póu, whose father had been executed unjustly, could never read as far as ‘alas, alas for my father and mother’ without breaking down, so his students struck the poem from the syllabus rather than make him teach it. Look closely and Wukong is not quoting a poem at all: he takes a couplet from the fourth stanza, welds on one from the first, and delivers the join as though it ran that way — the canon quoted the way an argument needs it.

The children on the steps. The novel does not soften what the rescue costs. Wukong seizes two boys at their ball game, dangles them over a cliff to bargain for Sha Seng, keeps them afterwards in breach of the bargain, and finally has them thrown from a cloud onto the palace steps in front of the whole court. Bajie objects — in his usual ghoulish idiom, and out of self-interest — and is proved right in every particular. The horror is instrumental: it is the only thing that will bring the fiend home. The narrator allows himself one word of comment, 可憐, ‘piteously,’ and otherwise lets it stand.

Thirteen days, thirteen years. When the fight goes wrong, Wukong does not look for a stronger weapon; he goes to Heaven and asks for a headcount. What follows is one of the novel’s great comic inventions: the cosmos as a government office with an attendance sheet. Every rank is polled — luminaries, cyclical spirits, dippers, river-stars, peaks and rivers — and the Twenty-eight Lodges come up one short. The missing officer has failed four musters at 點卯, the dawn roll-call that opened the working day in a Chinese ministry. Thirteen days of truancy above; and since a day in Heaven is a year below, thirteen years of marriage on earth. The demon is not killed. He is recalled by his own department, demoted to furnace duty, and kept on his stipend pending review.

The pearl in the mouth. The fiend keeps his power in a single bead the size of a hen’s egg, carried in his mouth, and the novel calls it two things at once without troubling to reconcile them: a 舍利, the hard crystalline relic left in the ashes of a Buddhist holy man, and an 內丹, the inner cinnabar that Daoist practice refines inside the body over years of meditation. Wukong appraises it like a dealer, reading off the whole career of self-cultivation that went into it — and then swallows it. He is only able to, because grief for his children made the fiend careless enough to hand it over and name its one weakness in the same breath.

Who Yellow Robe turns out to be. 奎木狼, Kuí Mù Láng, ‘Kui the Wood-Wolf,’ is a star. Each of the Twenty-eight Lodges — the divisions of sky the moon passes through — carries a three-part name: the lodge, one of the Five Phases, and an animal. Two further disclosures land in quick succession. He had been hiding in a water-veiled ravine, which is why Wukong’s all-seeing eyes could not find him, and he was hiding because he is one of the divine generals Wukong terrified five hundred years ago during the uproar in Heaven. And the abduction was not an abduction: the princess was a celestial incense-maiden who came down first, and he followed to keep an appointment. A local horror turns out to be an aftershock of the novel’s own opening.

What Wukong actually asks for. The chapter began with a monkey too proud to come when asked. It ends with the master he was thrown out by seizing him by the arm and promising him first place in the report to the emperor — and with Wukong waving the whole thing away and naming his real price, which is very small: only stop chanting the Tight-Fillet Spell at me. The fellowship broken since the quarrel four chapters back walks out of Baoxiang whole, and the closing couplet divides the two destinies it has been holding together. A kingdom is something you can settle and go back inside to; the road to the Thunderclap is not.