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十代閻王
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十代閻王 The Ten Kings Of Hell

那nǎ個gè判pàn官guān敢gǎn出chū票piào?那nǎ個gè鬼guǐ使shǐ來lái勾gōu取qǔ?若ruò惱nǎo了le我wǒ,我wǒ拿ná出chū那nà大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng之zhī性xìng子zi,又yòu一yí路lù棍gùn,打dǎ入rù幽yōu冥míng,捉zhuō住zhù十shí代dài閻yán王wáng,一yí個gè個gè抽chōu了le他tā的de筋jīn,還hái不bù饒ráo他tā哩li。」那nǎ个gè判pàn官guān敢gǎn出chū票piào?那nǎ个gè鬼guǐ使shǐ来lái勾gōu取qǔ?若ruò恼nǎo了le我wǒ,我wǒ拿ná出chū那nà大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng之zhī性xìng子zi,又yòu一yí路lù棍gùn,打dǎ入rù幽yōu冥míng,捉zhuō住zhù十shí代dài阎yán王wáng,一yí个gè个gè抽chōu了le他tā的de筋jīn,还hái不bù饶ráo他tā哩li。」


逐句解 Line by line

那nǎ個gè判pàn官guān敢gǎn出chū票piào? 那nǎ个gè判pàn官guān敢gǎn出chū票piào?

Which judge would dare issue the warrant?

判官 is the magistrate of the underworld bureaucracy who keeps the ledgers of life and death; the 票 is the written warrant sent out to fetch a soul. Chinese hell runs on paperwork.

那nǎ個gè鬼guǐ使shǐ來lái勾gōu取qǔ? 那nǎ个gè鬼guǐ使shǐ来lái勾gōu取qǔ?

Which demon runner would come to make the arrest?

鬼使 are the ghost-officers who serve the summons — the constables of the dead. Three parallel questions, three ranks of the same bureaucracy, working down from king to judge to bailiff.

若ruò惱nǎo了le我wǒ,我wǒ拿ná出chū那nà大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng之zhī性xìng子zi,又yòu一yí路lù棍gùn,打dǎ入rù幽yōu冥míng,捉zhuō住zhù十shí代dài閻yán王wáng,一yí個gè個gè抽chōu了le他tā的de筋jīn,還hái不bù饒ráo他tā哩li。」 若ruò恼nǎo了le我wǒ,我wǒ拿ná出chū那nà大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng之zhī性xìng子zi,又yòu一yí路lù棍gùn,打dǎ入rù幽yōu冥míng,捉zhuō住zhù十shí代dài阎yán王wáng,一yí个gè个gè抽chōu了le他tā的de筋jīn,还hái不bù饶ráo他tā哩li。」

If they anger me I shall bring out that temper I had when I made havoc in heaven, and with one road of my cudgel I shall smash my way into the shades, seize the Ten Kings of Hell, and pull the sinews out of every one of them — and even then I would not let them off."

那 here is nà, pointing back at a specific and famous temper, against the three question words just before it. 十代閻王 are the ten kings who preside over the courts of the Chinese underworld. Pulling the sinews out is a real threat in this novel's world, not a turn of phrase.


總評 Commentary

Three rhetorical questions marching down the chain of command, and then the threat. The comedy is bureaucratic: Pilgrim is not defying death, he is defying a filing system, and he names each grade of official he intends to assault.

It is not an idle boast. Chapter three has him walk into the underworld, find his own entry in the ledger, and strike it out along with every monkey on the page. The Ten Kings did not stop him then and he is pointing out that nothing has changed.

The whole speech is meant as comfort, which is the joke. His master has just written that he is going to die, and Pilgrim's reassurance is a detailed description of the atrocities he will commit on the staff of hell. It is the only kind of comfort he knows how to give.