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第六十八回
朱zhū紫zǐ國guó唐táng僧sēng論lùn前qián世shì
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At Purpuria the Tang Monk Discourses on a Former Life · Pilgrim Sun Practises as a Thrice-Broken Arm

反了陰陽
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反了陰陽 Yin And Yang Turned Around

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「不bù羞xiū,你nǐ這zhè反fǎn了le陰yīn陽yáng的de。他tā二èr位wèi老lǎo媽mā媽ma兒er,不bú叫jiào他tā做zuò婆pó婆po、奶nǎi奶nai,倒dào叫jiào他tā做zuò公gōng公gong?」眾zhòng人rén道dào:「莫mò弄nòng嘴zuǐ,快kuài尋xún你nǐ師shī兄xiōng去qù。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「不bù羞xiū,你nǐ这zhè反fǎn了le阴yīn阳yáng的de。他tā二èr位wèi老lǎo妈mā妈ma儿er,不bú叫jiào他tā做zuò婆pó婆po、奶nǎi奶nai,倒dào叫jiào他tā做zuò公gōng公gong?」众zhòng人rén道dào:「莫mò弄nòng嘴zuǐ,快kuài寻xún你nǐ师shī兄xiōng去qù。」


逐句解 Line by line

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「不bù羞xiū,你nǐ這zhè反fǎn了le陰yīn陽yáng的de。 八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「不bù羞xiū,你nǐ这zhè反fǎn了le阴yīn阳yáng的de。

Eight Rules laughed. "Shame on you! You have got your yin and yang the wrong way round.

反了陰陽 — the two principles the wrong way round — is the crude engine of the joke, and it does in four characters what English would need something coarser for.

他tā二èr位wèi老lǎo媽mā媽ma兒er,不bú叫jiào他tā做zuò婆pó婆po、奶nǎi奶nai,倒dào叫jiào他tā做zuò公gōng公gong?」 他tā二èr位wèi老lǎo妈mā妈ma儿er,不bú叫jiào他tā做zuò婆pó婆po、奶nǎi奶nai,倒dào叫jiào他tā做zuò公gōng公gong?」

"These two are old dames. Instead of calling them goodwife or grandmother, you call them grandfather?"

兒 is the weak little er on 媽媽兒; of the chapter's seven occurrences only 兒子, a son, keeps the full tone. 倒 is dào, the adverb that flags a contrary turn — you go and do the opposite. Three more doubled terms of address stand in this one sentence, all weak on the second syllable.

眾zhòng人rén道dào:「莫mò弄nòng嘴zuǐ,快kuài尋xún你nǐ師shī兄xiōng去qù。」 众zhòng人rén道dào:「莫mò弄nòng嘴zuǐ,快kuài寻xún你nǐ师shī兄xiōng去qù。」

The crowd said, "Stop wagging your tongue and go and find your brother."

弄嘴 is to make play with the mouth, and it turns on the same 弄 he used a moment ago for what his brother did to him. The crowd is telling him to stop doing with words what Pilgrim did with a whirlwind.


總評 Commentary

Eight Rules is not apologising; he is insisting. Told he has got the sex of two court officials wrong, he replies that they are old women and the mistake is everybody else's — which is a joke about what a eunuch is, made to a eunuch's face, by a man being held for theft.

The chapter has packed its whole stock of kinship words into this exchange. Grandmother, grandfather, goodwife, mother — four kinds of relative in two sentences, every one of them misapplied, and every one doubled, so that the rhythm of the joke is a sort of babble.

莫弄嘴 ends it flatly. Nobody laughs and nobody takes offence; the crowd simply wants to get on, and Eight Rules's best material has landed on people with somewhere to be.