惟有酒 Nothing Beats Wine For That
行者道:「古人云:『斷送一生惟有酒。』又云:『破除萬事無過酒。』酒之為用多端,你只以飲酒為上。你將那貼身的侍婢喚一個進來,指與我看,我就變作他的模樣,在旁邊伏侍,卻好下手。」行者道:「古人云:『断送一生惟有酒。』又云:『破除万事无过酒。』酒之为用多端,你只以饮酒为上。你将那贴身的侍婢唤一个进来,指与我看,我就变作他的模样,在旁边伏侍,却好下手。」
逐句解 Line by line
Pilgrim said, "The ancients say, 'Nothing sees a life off like wine.'
He answers a tactical question with a proverb, which is very much his style. The line is a drinking commonplace of the period, the kind of thing quoted at table rather than looked up. 一 takes yì by ordinary tone change before the level tone of 生.
"And again, 'For clearing ten thousand troubles nothing beats wine.'
Two quotations, not one couplet — the text marks the second with its own 又云, a fresh saying rather than the second line of the first. The joke is that both of them end on the same character, 酒, which in a real couplet would be a fault and here is the entire point.
"Wine has many uses. You need only put drinking first.
The plan, and it is one line long. 為 is wéi twice here, the plain copula — to serve as, to take as — not the for-the-sake-of reading the automatic default returns.
"Call in one of the maids who wait on you in person, and point her out to me,
貼身 is close-to-the-body — a personal attendant rather than general household staff, near enough to a lady-in-waiting. 將 is jiāng, the disposal marker, and 那 is nà.
"and I will turn myself into her likeness, wait at your side, and so find my opening."
模 is mú in 模樣, appearance — the reading is fixed by the pair and not by the character, which is why the automatic default gets it wrong here and right almost everywhere else. 下手 is to make one's move, with a hint of striking.
Asked for a plan, Pilgrim quotes two drinking proverbs. They are the sort of lines a Ming reader would have known the way we know a slogan off a beer mat, and the text is careful to present them as two separate sayings — 古人云 for the first, 又云 for the second. Both end on the same word. Set them side by side and they look like a matched couplet, which is exactly the effect being aimed at.
Then the plan itself, which is short enough to be alarming: get everyone drunk, and while that is happening he will copy a maid and stand next to her. Wine appears twelve times in this chapter, four of them in these thirty-five characters. It is less a stratagem than a working method.
下手 at the end is doing more than the English lets on. It means to set about something, and it also means to strike, and the sentence does not say which. What has actually been agreed is that the queen will keep the fiend drinking while a disguised monkey waits beside her holding a rod.