空歡喜 A Cat Biting A Bladder
眾侍婢分班,出屏風外擺列。惟有假春嬌執壺,上下奉酒。娘娘與那妖王專說得是夫妻之話。你看那娘娘一片雲情雨意,哄得那妖王骨軟觔麻。只是沒福,不得沾身。可憐!真是貓咬尿胞──空歡喜。众侍婢分班,出屏风外摆列。惟有假春娇执壶,上下奉酒。娘娘与那妖王专说得是夫妻之话。你看那娘娘一片云情雨意,哄得那妖王骨软觔麻。只是没福,不得沾身。可怜!真是猫咬尿胞──空欢喜。
逐句解 Line by line
The maids divided into ranks and drew up outside the screen. Only the false Chunjiao kept the pot, serving wine up and down.
The room empties and the one who stays is the one nobody should trust. 分 is fēn, to divide into groups; 惟有 is only, which is the word doing the damage.
The Queen and the fiend king talked of nothing but the talk of husband and wife.
得 is de here, the light linker between a verb and what follows it — 說得是 is a settled reading in this edition. 專 is exclusively, only: nothing else was discussed.
See how the Queen was all cloud-feeling and rain-desire, coaxing the fiend king until his bones went soft and his sinews numb.
雲情雨意 is built on the oldest euphemism in Chinese literature: a king of Chu dreamed of a goddess who told him she was the morning cloud and the evening rain, and clouds-and-rain has meant sex ever since. 得 is de again, this time joining 哄 to its result.
Only he had no such luck: he could not touch her. A pity!
沒 is méi, the everyday negative, which the old dictionary does not record at all. 得 is dé here and not the light linker: the character in front of 不 is 福, a noun, so 不得 is the modal cannot rather than a verb with its negative complement.
It was truly a case of the cat biting the bladder — joy over nothing at all.
A 歇後語: a picture, a dash, and the meaning. A cat bites into a bladder expecting meat and gets a mouthful of air. The punchline turns on 空 doing two jobs at once — the bladder is empty, and so is the delight. 胞 is pāo: 康熙 肉部五畫 opens at 匹交切, 𠀤音拋 for exactly this sense and puts the familiar reading in a later band.
The chapter has been building to this joke for a long time and it lands in nine characters. 貓咬尿胞──空歡喜 is a xiehouyu, the two-part Chinese proverb where the first half draws a picture and the second half tells you what it means. A cat bites into a bladder expecting meat and gets air. 空 does double duty: the bladder is empty and so is the pleasure.
It is also a callback. 滿心歡喜 — heart full of delight — was used of this same fiend 372 characters ago, when he hurried out to meet the queen at the door of the flaying pavilion. Here the narrator picks the word up again and empties it out.
不得沾身 is the line the chapter keeps coming back to. 沾身 appears three times altogether, and the other two arrive 4,107 characters from here, when the Bodhisattva explains why the fiend was never able to touch her. The joke and the theology are the same fact told twice, once as a cat with a mouthful of air and once as a decree from heaven.