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亡人啄我
Pecked Awake
那獃子慌得爬將起來,口裡亂嚷道:「有妖怪,有妖怪,把我戳了一槍去了,嘴上好不疼呀。」伸手摸摸,泱出血來了。他道:「蹭蹬啊,我又沒甚喜事,怎麼嘴上掛了紅耶?」他看著這血手,口裡絮絮叨叨的兩邊亂看,卻不見動靜。道:「無甚妖怪,怎麼戳我一槍麼?」忽擡頭往上看時,原來是個啄木蟲,在半空中飛哩。獃子咬牙罵道:「這個亡人,弼馬溫欺負我罷了,你也來欺負我。我曉得了。他一定不認我是個人,只把我嘴當一段黑朽枯爛的樹,內中生了蟲,尋蟲兒吃的,將我啄了這一下也。等我把嘴揣在懷裡睡罷。」那呆子慌得爬将起来,口里乱嚷道:「有妖怪,有妖怪,把我戳了一枪去了,嘴上好不疼呀。」伸手摸摸,泱出血来了。他道:「蹭蹬啊,我又没甚喜事,怎么嘴上挂了红耶?」他看著这血手,口里絮絮叨叨的两边乱看,却不见动静。道:「无甚妖怪,怎么戳我一枪么?」忽擡头往上看时,原来是个啄木虫,在半空中飞哩。呆子咬牙骂道:「这个亡人,弼马温欺负我罢了,你也来欺负我。我晓得了。他一定不认我是个人,只把我嘴当一段黑朽枯烂的树,内中生了虫,寻虫儿吃的,将我啄了这一下也。等我把嘴揣在怀里睡罢。」
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那獃子慌得爬將起來,口裡亂嚷道:「有妖怪,有妖怪,把我戳了一槍去了,嘴上好不疼呀。」
那呆子慌得爬将起来,口里乱嚷道:「有妖怪,有妖怪,把我戳了一枪去了,嘴上好不疼呀。」
The blockhead, flustered, scrambled up, bawling: “A fiend, a fiend! It jabbed me with a spear and made off — how my mouth hurts!”
戳了一槍 (chuō le yì qiāng), "jabbed with a spear." 那 nà; 慌得 — 得 de; 爬將起來 — 將 jiāng.
伸手摸摸,泱出血來了。
伸手摸摸,泱出血来了。
He reached up and felt about — blood was welling out.
泱出血 (yāng chū xuè), "blood welled out." 摸摸, "to feel about."
他道:「蹭蹬啊,我又沒甚喜事,怎麼嘴上掛了紅耶?」
他道:「蹭蹬啊,我又没甚喜事,怎么嘴上挂了红耶?」
Said he: “Wretched luck! I’ve had no happy occasion — so how is it my mouth is hung with red?”
蹭蹬 (cèng dèng), "wretched luck, a stumble." 沒甚 — 甚 shén ("any").
他看著這血手,口裡絮絮叨叨的兩邊亂看,卻不見動靜。
他看著这血手,口里絮絮叨叨的两边乱看,却不见动静。
Staring at his bloodied hand, muttering and grumbling, he looked wildly to either side — but saw nothing stirring.
絮絮叨叨 (xù xù dāo dāo), "muttering, grumbling." 看著 — 著 zhe.
道:「無甚妖怪,怎麼戳我一槍麼?」
道:「无甚妖怪,怎么戳我一枪么?」
Said he: “No fiend about — so what jabbed me with a spear?”
無甚 (wú shén), "no [fiend] at all" — 甚 shén.
忽擡頭往上看時,原來是個啄木蟲,在半空中飛哩。
忽擡头往上看时,原来是个啄木虫,在半空中飞哩。
Suddenly he raised his head and looked up — and there was a woodpecker, flying about in mid-air.
啄木蟲 (zhuó mù chóng), "woodpecker." 半空中 — 中 zhōng.
獃子咬牙罵道:「這個亡人,弼馬溫欺負我罷了,你也來欺負我。
呆子咬牙骂道:「这个亡人,弼马温欺负我罢了,你也来欺负我。
The blockhead gnashed his teeth and railed: “You cursed thing! It’s bad enough that the Bimawen bullies me — now you come and bully me too.
亡人 (wáng rén), "cursed creature" (a term of abuse). 欺負, "to bully."
我曉得了。
我晓得了。
I have it now.
曉得 (xiǎo de), "to understand, realize" — 得 de.
他一定不認我是個人,只把我嘴當一段黑朽枯爛的樹,內中生了蟲,尋蟲兒吃的,將我啄了這一下也。
他一定不认我是个人,只把我嘴当一段黑朽枯烂的树,内中生了虫,寻虫儿吃的,将我啄了这一下也。
It surely does not take me for a man, but takes my snout for a length of black, rotten, crumbling wood with grubs bred inside; hunting a grub to eat, it gave me that peck.
把…當 (bǎ…dàng), "to take [X] for [Y]" — 當 here dàng ("regard as"). 內中 — 中 zhōng; 蟲兒 — 兒 er; 將我啄 — 將 jiāng.
等我把嘴揣在懷裡睡罷。」
等我把嘴揣在怀里睡罢。」
I’ll just tuck my snout into my bosom and sleep.”
揣在懷裡 (chuāi zài huái lǐ), "to tuck into the bosom."
總評 Commentary
Startled from his bliss by the peck, Eight Rules erupts in comic panic — bawling of a “fiend” and a “spear,” astonished to find his mouth bloodied for no festive reason. The narration savors his obtuseness: he looks wildly about, sees nothing, and only on glancing up spots the small woodpecker he cannot connect to his wound.
His attempt to reason out the peck is the joke’s core. Rather than suspect Pilgrim, he concludes the bird has mistaken his snout for a rotten, grub-filled log — an explanation both absurd and unwittingly apt, for it is precisely his wooden-headed dullness that Pilgrim’s woodpecker means to mock. Undeterred, he resolves simply to tuck his snout away and sleep on.