釘鈀之力 The Nail-Rake
國王又問道:「長老此去,有何兵器與他交戰?」八戒腰裡掣出鈀來道:「老豬使的是釘鈀。」國王笑道:「可敗壞門面。我這裡有的是鞭、簡、瓜、鎚,刀、槍、鉞、斧,劍、戟、矛、鐮,隨你選稱手的拿一件去。那鈀算做甚麼兵器?」八戒道:「陛下不知。我這鈀雖然粗夯,實是自幼隨身之器。曾在天河水府為帥,轄押八萬水兵,全仗此鈀之力。今臨凡世,保護吾師,逢山築破虎狼窩,遇水掀翻龍蜃穴,皆是此鈀。」国王又问道:「长老此去,有何兵器与他交战?」八戒腰里掣出钯来道:「老猪使的是钉钯。」国王笑道:「可败坏门面。我这里有的是鞭、简、瓜、锤,刀、枪、钺、斧,剑、戟、矛、镰,随你选称手的拿一件去。那钯算做甚么兵器?」八戒道:「陛下不知。我这钯虽然粗夯,实是自幼随身之器。曾在天河水府为帅,辖押八万水兵,全仗此钯之力。今临凡世,保护吾师,逢山筑破虎狼窝,遇水掀翻龙蜃穴,皆是此钯。」
逐句解 Line by line
The king asked further, 'Elder, when you go, what weapon have you to do battle with him?'
此去 = "on this going forth"; 兵器 = "a weapon"; 交戰 = "to join battle." The king, reassured of Eight Rules' powers, turns now to the practical question of arms.
Eight Rules drew out the rake from his waist and said, 'What Old Zhu wields is a nail-rake.'
掣出鈀來 (鈀 = pá) = "to draw out the rake"; 釘鈀 = "the nail-rake" (or muck-rake), Eight Rules' signature nine-toothed weapon (九齒釘鈀). 老豬 = "Old Zhu," his customary self-reference.
The king laughed and said, 'That would only disgrace your appearance. Here I have whips and maces, melon-hammers and mallets; sabres and spears, battle-axes and hatchets; swords and halberds, lances and sickles — choose whichever suits your hand and take it with you. What sort of weapon do you call that rake?'
敗壞門面 = "to spoil [one's] appearance, to make a poor show." The king lists the arms of his arsenal — 鞭簡瓜鎚, 刀槍鉞斧, 劍戟矛鐮; 稱手 (稱 = chèn, "to suit") = "suited to the hand." 那鈀 (那 = nà) 算做甚麼 (甚 = shén) = "what does that rake count as." The king mistakes a mighty magic weapon for a mere farm-tool.
Said Eight Rules, 'Your Majesty does not understand. This rake of mine, coarse and clumsy though it seems, has in truth been my constant weapon since youth. When I was a marshal in the water-mansion of the Heavenly River, in command of eighty thousand water-troops, it was wholly upon the power of this rake that I relied.'
粗夯 = "coarse and heavy, clumsy-looking"; 自幼隨身之器 = "a weapon [borne] on [my] person since youth." 天河水府為帥 (為 = wéi, "to be/act as") = "was marshal in the Heavenly River's water-mansion"; 轄押八萬水兵 = "commanded eighty thousand water-soldiers" — Eight Rules' former celestial rank as Marshal Tianpeng.
'Now, come down into the mortal world to guard my master, whenever I meet a mountain I break open the dens of tigers and wolves, and whenever I meet a river I overturn the lairs of dragons and sea-clams — and all of it is this rake.'
逢山築破虎狼窩 = "at mountains, to break open the tiger-and-wolf dens"; 遇水掀翻龍蜃穴 = "at rivers, to overturn the dragon-and-clam lairs" (蜃, the great clam-monster of legend). The pair of parallel clauses answers the king's scorn with the rake's true, demon-quelling prowess.
The weapon-exchange is a small comedy of appearances. The king, judging by the eye, takes Eight Rules' nail-rake for a farm-implement that "would only disgrace his appearance," and runs through the whole glittering inventory of a royal armory — whips, maces, sabres, halberds, and the rest — urging him to choose something worthier. The joke is that the humble-looking rake is in fact a celestial weapon of tremendous power, and Eight Rules' reply quietly corrects the king's error: coarse though it seems, it has been his since youth, and it was upon its strength that he commanded eighty thousand troops as Marshal of the Heavenly River. The passage lets the reader enjoy a knowledge the king lacks, and restores to Eight Rules some of the dignity his buffoonery has spent.