- 其一 骷髏若嶺 The Bone Yard At The Gate
- 其二 尸山血海 Only The Monkey King Walks In
- 其三 清奇幽雅 Three Gates And A Dais
- 其四 鑿牙鋸齒 The Lion In The Middle Seat
- 其五 鳳目金睛 The Elephant On The Left
- 其六 金翅鯤頭 The Roc On The Right
- 其七 威風凜凜 A Hundred Odd In Full Armour
- 其八 心中歡喜 Walking In Wearing A Dead Face
- 其九 不敢說起 He Tells The Lie Again
- 其十 磨一磨 He Is Grinding It For You
- 其十一 渾身是汗 Sweating Through His Hide
- 其十二 快早關門 Shut The Doors Shut The Doors
- 其十三 家長裡短 The Trouble With A Shut Door
- 其十四 三大王抽筋 Skin Bones And Sinew
- 其十五 沒個蒼蠅 Not A Fly In Years
- 其十六 一個金蒼蠅 A Gold Fly In The Face
- 其十七 笑出原嘴臉 The Laugh That Gave Him Away
- 其十八 就是孫行者 He Must Have Killed The Scout
- 其十九 我是小鑽風 I Am Little Bore Wind
- 其二十 你有牌兒麼 Have You Got A Badge
- 其二十一 雷公嘴 I Saw The Thunder God Mouth
- 其二十二 四馬攢蹄 Trussed Like A Horse
- 其二十三 一條尾巴 Yellow Fur And A Tail
- 其二十四 逃遁之法 Not Yet He Slips Away
- 其二十五 三十六個人 Thirty Six Men To Lift It
- 其二十六 按天罡之數 Seven Treasures And Eight Trigrams
- 其二十七 颼的一聲 Drawn In With A Whistle
- 其二十八 西方之路 No Road To The West Now
- 其二十九 外有虛名 Cool Enough To Live In
- 其三十 但聞得人言 One Year Of Silence
- 其三十一 捻著避火訣 Forty Snakes And A Fire Charm
- 其三十二 著實難禁 Three Fire Dragons
- 其三十三 緊靠著身 The Bottle Grows With Him
- 其三十四 難難難 His Ankle Goes Soft
- 其三十五 吊下淚來 He Weeps For His Master
- 其三十六 同證西方 The Lament To Xuanzang
- 其三十七 昔日名高 The Price Of A Famous Name
- 其三十八 救命毫毛 Three Hairs From The Bodhisattva
- 其三十九 只此三根 A Drill A Bow And A Cord
- 其四十 透進光亮 He Drills Through The Bottom
- 其四十一 蟭蟟蟲兒 Out As A Gnat
- 其四十二 瓶輕了 The Bottle Has Gone Light
- 其四十三 空者控也 Empty Means Gone
- 其四十四 颼者走也 Whoosh Means Run Off
- 其四十五 拿來出恭 Only Good For A Chamber Pot
- 其四十六 撮土為香 The Master Praying To The Sky
- 其四十七 許久不回 Master I Have Come Back
- 其四十八 有緣有分 Three Reasons I Came Back
- 其四十九 感謝不盡 You Did Not Fight Them
- 其五十 孤掌難鳴 One Thread Makes No Cord
- 其五十一 協力同心 Send Them Both With You
- 其五十二 放屁添風 A Fart Adds To The Wind
- 其五十三 帶挈帶挈 Do Not Play Tricks On Me
- 其五十四 厲聲高叫 Come Out And Fight Me
- 其五十五 話不虛傳 The Talk Was Not Empty
- 其五十六 打個頭仗 Who Will Take The First Round
- 其五十七 裝聾推啞 Nobody Answers The Call
- 其五十八 戰上三合 Three Rounds And No More
- 其五十九 鐵額銅頭 Iron Brow And Bronze Head
- 其六十 英雄威武 Who Is Knocking At The Door
- 其六十一 有風方起浪 No Waves Without A Wind
- 其六十二 狐群狗黨 One Against One No Helpers
- 其六十三 坐家虎 The Stay At Home Tiger
- 其六十四 不許幫丁 Stand And Take Three Cuts
- 其六十五 做個樁兒 Three Cuts At The Bald Head
- 其六十六 立個合同 Let Us Draw Up A Contract
- 其六十七 硬頭兒 The First Cut Lands
- 其六十八 銅頭鐵腦蓋 Born With A Bronze Head
- 其六十九 四斗星官 The Star Officers Made It
- 其七十 不要說嘴 The Sabre Speaks For Itself
- 其七十一 鋒刃依三略 Sharp As The Three Strategies
- 其七十二 兩個瓢 Two Gourds At One Slice
- 其七十三 誤砍誤讓 Have Another Cut Then
- 其七十四 劈做兩半 The Head Splits In Two
- 其七十五 分身法 Then There Would Be Four
- 其七十六 還你二萬 Chop Ten Thousand Times
- 其七十七 只會分身 You Cannot Put Them Back
- 其七十八 打了棍半 One And A Half Strokes
- 其七十九 哭喪棒 What Kind Of Mourning Stick
- 其八十 九轉鑌鐵 Nine Times Refined Iron
- 其八十一 深藏海藏 As Fine As An Iron Thread
- 其八十二 威風打散 It Scattered The Peach Banquet
- 其八十三 天兵十萬 Ten Thousand Troops Fled
- 其八十四 整整挨排 Five Hundred Years In A Row
- 其八十五 骨化麵 Flesh To Dust Bone To Flour
- 其八十六 太歲新華劍 Better Than The New Blade
- 其八十七 笑吟吟 Trembling And Smiling
- 其八十八 神珍棒 The Rod Against The Sabre
- 其八十九 邪正分明 One Changes Face One Grows
- 其九十 不分輸贏 Twenty Rounds And No Winner
- 其九十一 虎頭性子 The Idiot Cannot Hold Back
- 其九十二 嘴長耳大 After Him After Him
- 其九十三 現了原身 He Opens His Mouth Wide
- 其九十四 一口吞之 Swallowed At One Gulp
- 其九十五 個大恭也 Tomorrow You Will Be Dung
- 其九十六 喘呵呵 Where Is Wukong
- 其九十七 化作塵土 All Turned To Dust
- 其九十八 十分苦痛 Let Us Divide The Luggage
- 其九十九 各人散火 You Go Back To Eating People
- 其一百 以為得計 He Is In My Belly
- 其101 不中吃 He Is Not Good Eating
- 其102 擺佈他 Salt Water To Bring Him Up
- 其103 生了根 He Has Taken Root
- 其104 頭暈眼花 I Will Winter In Here
- 其105 單直裰 Warm And Out Of The Wind
- 其106 打起禪來 I Will Starve Him Out
- 其107 摺疊鍋兒 A Folding Pot For The Offal
- 其108 那裡支鍋 Where Would You Set The Pot
- 其109 當天窗 A Skylight And A Chimney
- 其110 硬著膽 Fetch Out The Drugged Wine
- 其111 鳳髓龍肝 I Have Drunk The Jade Emperors
- 其112 喇叭口子 A Trumpet In The Throat
- 其113 嘓的嚥下 Every Cup Caught Below
- 其114 紅也不紅 Not Even A Flush
- 其115 撒起酒風 Drunk And Turning Cartwheels
- 其116 下回分解 To Be Continued