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The Mind-Monkey Bores Through the Body of Yin and Yang · The Demon Lord Returns to the True Great Way

嘓的嚥下
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嘓的嚥下 Every Cup Caught Below

那nà怪guài嘓guō的de嚥yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě嘓guō的de接jiē吃chī了le。第dì二èr鍾zhōng嚥yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě嘓guō的de又yòu接jiē吃chī了le。一yì連lián吃chī了le七qī八bā鍾zhōng,都dōu是shì他tā接jiē吃chī了le。那nà怪guài啯guō的de咽yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě啯guō的de接jiē吃chī了le。第dì二èr钟zhōng咽yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě啯guō的de又yòu接jiē吃chī了le。一yì连lián吃chī了le七qī八bā钟zhōng,都dōu是shì他tā接jiē吃chī了le。


逐句解 Line by line

那nà怪guài嘓guō的de嚥yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě嘓guō的de接jiē吃chī了le。 那nà怪guài啯guō的de咽yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě啯guō的de接jiē吃chī了le。

The creature swallowed it down with a gulp, and Wukong with a gulp caught it and drank it.

嘓 is a sound-word for a swallow, and the sentence uses it twice — once for each of them. The joke is entirely in the repetition: the same noise, one after the other, a few inches apart.

第dì二èr鍾zhōng嚥yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě嘓guō的de又yòu接jiē吃chī了le。 第dì二èr钟zhōng咽yàn下xià,被bèi行xíng者zhě啯guō的de又yòu接jiē吃chī了le。

The second cup went down, and Wukong with a gulp caught and drank that too.

The same sentence again with one character changed. Chinese narrative is happy to repeat a structure verbatim to show a process continuing, where English wants variation.

一yì連lián吃chī了le七qī八bā鍾zhōng,都dōu是shì他tā接jiē吃chī了le。 一yì连lián吃chī了le七qī八bā钟zhōng,都dōu是shì他tā接jiē吃chī了le。

Seven or eight cups in a row went down, and he caught and drank every one.

都 is dōu, all of them. And the count is the point: the demon believes he has drunk seven or eight cups of poisoned wine and is waiting for it to work on somebody else.


總評 Commentary

The comedy is mechanical and perfectly timed. Three sentences, each one a small variation on the last, and the reader watches a demon methodically drink himself into trouble while believing he is administering a dose.

There is a nice piece of physics in it too. The wine is doing exactly what wine does — going down a throat — and the only thing that has changed is that there is now a funnel at the far end. Nobody has been outfought. The plumbing has simply been altered.