龍王遜寶 The Dragon-King Pleads Poverty
我師兄孫悟空多多拜上,著我來問你取甚麼寶貝哩。」龍王道:「可憐,我這裡怎麼得個寶貝?比不得那江、河、淮、濟的龍王,飛騰變化,便有寶貝。我久困於此,日月且不能長見,寶貝果何自而來也?」八戒道:「不要推辭,有便拿出來罷。」龍王道:「有便有一件寶貝,只是拿不出來,就元帥親自來看看,何如?」八戒道:「妙妙妙,須是看看來也。」我师兄孙悟空多多拜上,着我来问你取甚么宝贝哩。」龙王道:「可怜,我这里怎么得个宝贝?比不得那江、河、淮、济的龙王,飞腾变化,便有宝贝。我久困于此,日月且不能长见,宝贝果何自而来也?」八戒道:「不要推辞,有便拿出来罢。」龙王道:「有便有一件宝贝,只是拿不出来,就元帅亲自来看看,何如?」八戒道:「妙妙妙,须是看看来也。」
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'My elder brother Sun Wukong sends his warmest respects, and has sent me to ask you for whatever treasure you may have.'
He delivers the request as a formal errand, complete with his brother's compliments. 多多拜上: 'sends his warmest respects,' the standard courtesy. 著我來: sent me to come (著 = zhuó, in its assigning sense). 甚麼 = shén me. The demand itself — hand over whatever treasure you have — is not courteous at all.
The Dragon-King said: 'Alas — where should I get a treasure here?'
可憐: 'alas,' or more exactly 'pity me.' 怎麼得: however should I come by one? (得 = dé).
'I am not to be compared with the dragon-kings of the Yangtze, the Yellow River, the Huai, and the Ji, who soar and transform and so come by treasures.'
江、河、淮、濟 are the Yangtze, the Yellow River, the Huai and the Ji — the Four Watercourses of the classical geography, and the grandest addresses a dragon can have. Their kings fly about and shape-shift and naturally accumulate treasure. He, by contrast, lives in a hole. 比不得: cannot be compared with (得 = dé). 那 = nà.
'I have long been shut up here, unable even to see sun or moon for long — from where should any treasure come to me?'
久困於此: long shut up here. 不能長見: cannot see sun or moon for any length of time (長 = cháng). It is a real complaint, and it is also a bargaining position.
Bajie said: 'No need to make excuses — if you have it, just bring it out.'
不要推辭: no need to demur — the brisk answer to ritual modesty. 有便拿出來罷: if you've got it, out with it (罷 = ba).
The Dragon-King said: 'A treasure of a sort I do have, only it cannot be brought out; suppose the Marshal came and looked at it himself?'
拿不出來: it can't be carried out. Perfectly true, and beautifully chosen: a corpse is exactly the sort of treasure you have to come and view in person. 親自來看看: come and see for yourself.
Bajie said: 'Splendid, splendid, splendid — I must go and take a look.'
妙妙妙: 'splendid' three times over. Greed has never needed persuading twice.
The negotiation opens with a courtly comedy of poverty. This dragon-king, unlike his grand riverine cousins on the Yangtze and the Yellow River, protests that he is too poor and too confined even to see the sun, let alone to have accumulated treasure. The humility is partly genuine — a well is a mean address — and partly a setup, because the one 'treasure' he does have is a corpse he would dearly like somebody else to take away.
Bajie cuts through the courtesies with characteristic bluntness — no need to make excuses, out with it — and accepts the invitation to come and look with eager greed. The irony is that both parties are maneuvering, the dragon-king to be rid of a body he is bound to preserve, the pig to claim a prize that does not exist. The 'treasure' each has in mind is the same object seen from opposite ends of a lie.