官事對頭 A Suit With a Plaintiff
卻教太子上來哭父,皇后出來認夫,文武多官見主,我老孫與兄弟們動手。這才是有對頭的官事好打。」唐僧聞言,暗喜道:「只怕八戒不肯去。」行者笑道:「如何?我說你護短。你怎麼就知他不肯去?你只像我叫你時不答應,半個時辰便了。我這去,但憑三寸不爛之舌,莫說是豬八戒,就是豬九戒,也有本事教他跟著我走。」唐僧道:「也罷,隨你去叫他。」却教太子上来哭父,皇后出来认夫,文武多官见主,我老孙与兄弟们动手。这才是有对头的官事好打。」唐僧闻言,暗喜道:「只怕八戒不肯去。」行者笑道:「如何?我说你护短。你怎么就知他不肯去?你只像我叫你时不答应,半个时辰便了。我这去,但凭三寸不烂之舌,莫说是猪八戒,就是猪九戒,也有本事教他跟著我走。」唐僧道:「也罢,随你去叫他。」
逐句解 Line by line
'Then we will have the prince come forward to weep for his father, the queen come out to know her husband, and the host of civil and military officers behold their sovereign — and old Sun and his brothers will set to.'
哭父…認夫…見主: the prince to weep, the queen to recognize, the officials to behold — the witnesses who turn the seizure into a public reckoning. 教 = jiào (causative); 太子: 子 = zǐ.
'That is what it means to have a case with a plaintiff — a suit worth pressing.'
有對頭的官事: 'an official case with an opposing party' — a suit with a proper plaintiff, hence winnable. 對頭: the adversary.
Hearing this, the Tang Monk was secretly pleased, and said: 'I only fear Bajie will not be willing to go.'
暗喜: secretly delighted (the plan spares him). 只怕: 'I only fear.' 不肯 = bù.
The Pilgrim said with a laugh: 'What did I say?'
Wukong pounces on the master's doubt.
'I said you shield your own.'
The doubt itself proves the partiality.
'How do you know already that he won't go?'
不肯 = bù; how else would the master presume to read Bajie's mind?
'You need only do as you did when I called you and got no answer — just for half an hour.'
The favor asked: feign non-response, as the master just had — 不答應 (應 = yìng, 'to answer') — for half an hour, so Wukong can work on Bajie alone. 便了 = 'and that's all' (了 = le).
'When I go, with nothing but my three inches of unrotting tongue, never mind Pig Eight-Prohibitions — were he Pig Nine-Prohibitions, I'd still have the skill to talk him into following me.'
三寸不爛之舌: 'a three-inch tongue that never rots' — a proverb for persuasive eloquence (寸 = cùn). 豬九戒: 'Pig Nine-Prohibitions,' a comic escalation of 八戒. 教他跟著: talk him into following (教 = jiào; 著 = zhe).
The Tang Monk said: 'Very well — go and call him as you please.'
也罷: 'well, all right' — Tripitaka's assent (罷 = ba). 隨你: as you please.
The plan's second half completes its juridical logic: the recovered body will be met by a full slate of witnesses — the weeping prince, the recognizing queen, the assembled court — so that the confrontation becomes a public trial rather than a private brawl. Wukong's own phrase, 有對頭的官事好打 ('a suit with a plaintiff is worth pressing'), names the principle: a case needs both evidence and an accuser.
The comic thread tightens around Tripitaka. His fear that Bajie won't cooperate is instantly turned against him — proof, Wukong crows, that he 'shields his own.' The favor Wukong then asks is a small gem: the master need only feign sleep and give no answer, exactly as he had a moment before, so that Wukong may work on Bajie undisturbed.
Wukong's boast — his 'three-inch unrotting tongue' could talk even a 'Pig Nine-Prohibitions' into line — sets up the recruitment scene to follow. The chapter has been building, through these nested comic negotiations, toward its central set-piece: the drafting of the reluctant Bajie for a night of grave-robbing at the bottom of a well.