原告脫逃 The Plaintiff Has Absconded
金星道:「教李天王點兵,同你下去降妖,我去回旨。」行者道:「你怎麼樣回?」金星道:「我只說原告脫逃,被告免提。」行者笑道:「好啊,我倒看你面情罷了,你倒說我脫逃。金星道:「教李天王点兵,同你下去降妖,我去回旨。」行者道:「你怎么样回?」金星道:「我只说原告脱逃,被告免提。」行者笑道:「好啊,我倒看你面情罢了,你倒说我脱逃。
逐句解 Line by line
The Gold Star said, "Have Li the Heavenly King muster troops and go down with you to subdue the fiend, and I shall go and report the edict answered."
降 is xiáng, to subdue, not the jiàng of coming down — and the line has both ideas in it, since the troops do also go down. 點兵 is to muster, to call the roll of a force. Venus's settlement gives Pilgrim everything he actually wanted and nothing he asked for.
Pilgrim said, "And how will you report it?"
The right question. Pilgrim has grasped that the settlement has to survive contact with the record.
The Gold Star said, "I shall simply say the plaintiff absconded and the defendant was excused attendance."
原告脫逃 and 被告免提 are both real court formulas — plaintiff fled, defendant not produced — and putting them together produces a case that has quietly ceased to exist. It is a beautiful piece of administrative lying, and Venus offers it without a flicker.
Pilgrim laughed. "Very fine. I let you off for the sake of your face, and you turn round and say I absconded.
Both 倒 are dào, contrariwise — the reading for a thing turned about, not the dǎo of falling over. The character appears twice in one sentence doing the same work: I did that, and you do this instead. 罷了 takes bà, closing the clause.
The case ends in a false entry in the record, agreed to by everyone, and nobody thinks twice about it. That is the chapter's last word on the machinery it has spent three thousand characters admiring.
Pilgrim's objection is not moral. He minds being written down as the one who ran away, which is a matter of face, and having minded it out loud he agrees anyway.