這牌子要人 Only Ask This Tablet For Him
八戒、沙僧聽見,掣放洞口,迎著行者道:「哥哥這等歡喜,想是救出師父也?」行者笑道:「不消我們救,只問這牌子要人。」八戒道:「哥啊,這牌子不是妖精,又不會說話,怎麼問他要人?」八戒、沙僧听见,掣放洞口,迎着行者道:「哥哥这等欢喜,想是救出师父也?」行者笑道:「不消我们救,只问这牌子要人。」八戒道:「哥啊,这牌子不是妖精,又不会说话,怎么问他要人?」
逐句解 Line by line
Bajie and Sha Monk heard him, pulled back from the cave mouth and came to meet him. "Brother, you are as pleased as all that — you must have got the master out?"
著 is zhe, the marker of action under way — they come out to meet him and are still coming as they speak. 這等歡喜 is as pleased as this, and they are reading his face from a distance, which is how the joke is set up: he is delighted, and not for the reason they assume.
Pilgrim laughed. "There is no need for us to rescue anybody. We only ask this tablet for him."
不消 is there is no need — a Ming vernacular word that has faded out of the standard language but is still alive in the south. 牌子 keeps 子 at the unstressed zi of ordinary objects: a board, a sign, a bit of painted wood. Three passages on he calls it 牌位 instead, a spirit tablet, and the difference in dignity between the two words is the whole of Pilgrim's plan.
Bajie said, "Brother, this tablet is not the fiend, and it cannot talk either. How are you going to ask it for anybody?"
Bajie's objection is perfectly sensible and completely beside the point, which is his usual position. He is thinking about interrogation; Pilgrim is thinking about evidence.
The comedy of this exchange is that everyone is right. The disciples are right that the master has not been rescued; Pilgrim is right that the thing in his hands is worth more than a rescue.
Watch the vocabulary shift over the next few passages. What Bajie calls a signboard, Pilgrim will call a spirit tablet, and by the time the case reaches heaven it will be called evidence.