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第八十三回
心xīn猿yuán識shí得dé丹dān頭tóu
姹chà女nǚ還hái歸guī本běn性xìng

The Mind-Ape Knows the Elixir Head · The Fair Girl Returns to Her Original Nature

第八十三回
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在他肚裡

卻què說shuō三sān藏zàng著zhuó妖yāo精jīng送sòng出chū洞dòng外wài,沙shā和hé尚shàng近jìn前qián問wèn曰yuē:「師shī父fù出chū來lái,師shī兄xiōng何hé在zài?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「他tā有yǒu算suàn計jì,必bì定dìng貼tiē換huàn師shī父fù出chū來lái也yě。」三sān藏zàng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ著zhe妖yāo精jīng道dào:「你nǐ師shī兄xiōng在zài他tā肚dù裡lǐ哩li。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「腌ā臢zā殺shā人rén。却què说shuō三sān藏zàng着zhuó妖yāo精jīng送sòng出chū洞dòng外wài,沙shā和hé尚shàng近jìn前qián问wèn曰yuē:「师shī父fù出chū来lái,师shī兄xiōng何hé在zài?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「他tā有yǒu算suàn计jì,必bì定dìng贴tiē换huàn师shī父fù出chū来lái也yě。」三sān藏zàng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ着zhe妖yāo精jīng道dào:「你nǐ师shī兄xiōng在zài他tā肚dù里lǐ哩li。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「腌ā臜zā杀shā人rén。

把口張開

在zài肚dù裡lǐ做zuò甚shén?出chū來lái罷ba。」行xíng者zhě在zài裡lǐ邊biān叫jiào道dào:「張zhāng開kāi口kǒu,等děng我wǒ出chū來lái。」那nà怪guài真zhēn個gè把bǎ口kǒu張zhāng開kāi。在zài肚dù里lǐ做zuò甚shén?出chū来lái罢ba。」行xíng者zhě在zài里lǐ边biān叫jiào道dào:「张zhāng开kāi口kǒu,等děng我wǒ出chū来lái。」那nà怪guài真zhēn个gè把bǎ口kǒu张zhāng开kāi。

咽喉之內

行xíng者zhě變biàn得de小xiǎo小xiǎo的de,𧿼guā在zài咽yān喉hóu之zhī內nèi,正zhèng欲yù出chū來lái,又yòu恐kǒng他tā無wú理lǐ來lái咬yǎo,即jí將jiāng鐵tiě棒bàng取qǔ出chū,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」行xíng者zhě变biàn得de小xiǎo小xiǎo的de,𧿼guā在zài咽yān喉hóu之zhī内nèi,正zhèng欲yù出chū来lái,又yòu恐kǒng他tā无wú理lǐ来lái咬yǎo,即jí将jiāng铁tiě棒bàng取qǔ出chū,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」

棗核釘兒

變biàn作zuò個gè棗zǎo核hé釘dīng兒ér,撐chēng住zhù他tā的de上shàng腭è子zi,把bǎ身shēn一yí縱zòng,跳tiào出chū口kǒu外wài,就jiù把bǎ鐵tiě棒bàng順shùn手shǒu帶dài出chū,把bǎ腰yāo一yì躬gōng,還hái是shì原yuán身shēn法fǎ像xiàng,舉jǔ起qǐ棒bàng來lái就jiù打dǎ;那nà妖yāo精jīng也yě隨suí手shǒu取qǔ出chū兩liǎng口kǒu寶bǎo劍jiàn,叮dīng噹dāng架jià住zhù。变biàn作zuò个gè枣zǎo核hé钉dīng儿ér,撑chēng住zhù他tā的de上shàng腭è子zi,把bǎ身shēn一yí纵zòng,跳tiào出chū口kǒu外wài,就jiù把bǎ铁tiě棒bàng顺shùn手shǒu带dài出chū,把bǎ腰yāo一yì躬gōng,还hái是shì原yuán身shēn法fǎ像xiàng,举jǔ起qǐ棒bàng来lái就jiù打dǎ;那nà妖yāo精jīng也yě随suí手shǒu取qǔ出chū两liǎng口kǒu宝bǎo剑jiàn,叮dīng当dāng架jià住zhù。

這場好殺

兩liǎng個gè在zài山shān頭tóu上shàng這zhè場cháng好hǎo殺shā:两liǎng个gè在zài山shān头tóu上shàng这zhè场cháng好hǎo杀shā:

雙shuāng舞wǔ劍jiàn飛fēi當dāng面miàn架jià,金jīn箍gū棒bàng起qǐ照zhào頭tóu來lái。双shuāng舞wǔ剑jiàn飞fēi当dāng面miàn架jià,金jīn箍gū棒bàng起qǐ照zhào头tóu来lái。
一yí個gè是shì天tiān生shēng猴hóu屬shǔ心xīn猿yuán體tǐ,一yí個gè是shì地dì產chǎn精jīng靈líng姹chà女nǚ骸hái。一yí个gè是shì天tiān生shēng猴hóu属shǔ心xīn猿yuán体tǐ,一yí个gè是shì地dì产chǎn精jīng灵líng姹chà女nǚ骸hái。
他tā兩liǎng個gè,恨hèn沖chōng懷huái,喜xǐ處chù生shēng仇chóu大dà會huì垓gāi。他tā两liǎng个gè,恨hèn冲chōng怀huái,喜xǐ处chù生shēng仇chóu大dà会huì垓gāi。
純陰結聖胎
那nà個gè要yào取qǔ元yuán陽yáng成chéng配pèi偶ǒu,這zhè個gè要yào戰zhàn純chún陰yīn結jié聖shèng胎tāi。那nà个gè要yào取qǔ元yuán阳yáng成chéng配pèi偶ǒu,这zhè个gè要yào战zhàn纯chún阴yīn结jié圣shèng胎tāi。
棒bàng舉jǔ一yì天tiān寒hán霧wù漫màn,劍jiàn迎yíng滿mǎn地dì黑hēi塵chén篩shāi。棒bàng举jǔ一yì天tiān寒hán雾wù漫màn,剑jiàn迎yíng满mǎn地dì黑hēi尘chén筛shāi。
因yīn長zhǎng老lǎo,拜bài如rú來lái,恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng爭zhēng顯xiǎn大dà才cái。因yīn长zhǎng老lǎo,拜bài如rú来lái,恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng争zhēng显xiǎn大dà才cái。
水火不投
水shuǐ火huǒ不bù投tóu母mǔ道dào損sǔn,陰yīn陽yáng難nán合hé各gè分fēn開kāi。水shuǐ火huǒ不bù投tóu母mǔ道dào损sǔn,阴yīn阳yáng难nán合hé各gè分fēn开kāi。
兩liǎng家jiā鬥dòu罷bà多duō時shí節jié,地dì動dòng山shān搖yáo樹shù木mù摧cuī。两liǎng家jiā斗dòu罢bà多duō时shí节jié,地dì动dòng山shān摇yáo树shù木mù摧cuī。
滿肚紅

八bā戒jiè見jiàn他tā們men賭dǔ鬥dòu,口kǒu裡lǐ絮xù絮xù叨dāo叨dāo,返fǎn恨hèn行xíng者zhě,轉zhuǎn身shēn對duì沙shā僧sēng道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,師shī兄xiōng胡hú纏chán。才cái子zi在zài他tā肚dù裡lǐ,掄lūn起qǐ拳quán來lái,送sòng他tā一yí個gè滿mǎn肚dù紅hóng,巴bā開kāi肚dù皮pí鑽zuān出chū來lái,卻què不bù了liǎo帳zhàng?八bā戒jiè见jiàn他tā们men赌dǔ斗dòu,口kǒu里lǐ絮xù絮xù叨dāo叨dāo,返fǎn恨hèn行xíng者zhě,转zhuǎn身shēn对duì沙shā僧sēng道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,师shī兄xiōng胡hú缠chán。才cái子zi在zài他tā肚dù里lǐ,抡lūn起qǐ拳quán来lái,送sòng他tā一yí个gè满mǎn肚dù红hóng,巴bā开kāi肚dù皮pí钻zuān出chū来lái,却què不bù了liǎo帐zhàng?

這等猖狂

怎zěn麼me又yòu從cóng他tā口kǒu裡lǐ出chū來lái,卻què與yǔ他tā爭zhēng戰zhàn,讓ràng他tā這zhè等děng猖chāng狂kuáng?」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「正zhèng是shì。卻què也yě虧kuī了le師shī兄xiōng深shēn洞dòng中zhōng救jiù出chū師shī父fù,返fǎn又yòu與yǔ妖yāo精jīng廝sī戰zhàn。怎zěn么me又yòu从cóng他tā口kǒu里lǐ出chū来lái,却què与yǔ他tā争zhēng战zhàn,让ràng他tā这zhè等děng猖chāng狂kuáng?」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「正zhèng是shì。却què也yě亏kuī了le师shī兄xiōng深shēn洞dòng中zhōng救jiù出chū师shī父fù,返fǎn又yòu与yǔ妖yāo精jīng厮sī战zhàn。

放屁添風

且qiě請qǐng師shī父fù自zì家jiā坐zuò著zhe,我wǒ和hé你nǐ各gè持chí兵bīng器qì,助zhù助zhù大dà哥gē,打dǎ倒dǎo妖yāo精jīng去qù來lái。」八bā戒jiè擺bǎi手shǒu道dào:「不bù不bù不bù,他tā有yǒu神shén通tōng,我wǒ們men不bú濟jì。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「說shuō那nǎ裡lǐ話huà,都dōu是shì大dà家jiā有yǒu益yì之zhī事shì,雖suī說shuō不bú濟jì,卻què也yě放fàng屁pì添tiān風fēng。」且qiě请qǐng师shī父fù自zì家jiā坐zuò着zhe,我wǒ和hé你nǐ各gè持chí兵bīng器qì,助zhù助zhù大dà哥gē,打dǎ倒dǎo妖yāo精jīng去qù来lái。」八bā戒jiè摆bǎi手shǒu道dào:「不bù不bù不bù,他tā有yǒu神shén通tōng,我wǒ们men不bú济jì。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「说shuō那nǎ里lǐ话huà,都dōu是shì大dà家jiā有yǒu益yì之zhī事shì,虽suī说shuō不bú济jì,却què也yě放fàng屁pì添tiān风fēng。」

一時興發

那nà獃dāi子zi一yì時shí興xìng發fā,掣chè了le釘dīng鈀pá,叫jiào聲shēng:「去qù來lái。」他tā兩liǎng個gè不bú顧gù師shī父fù,一yì齊qí駕jià風fēng趕gǎn上shàng,舉jǔ釘dīng鈀pá,使shǐ寶bǎo杖zhàng,望wàng妖yāo精jīng亂luàn打dǎ。那nà妖yāo精jīng戰zhàn行xíng者zhě一yí個gè已yǐ是shì不bù能néng,又yòu見jiàn他tā二èr人rén,怎zěn生shēng抵dǐ敵dí,急jí回huí頭tóu,抽chōu身shēn就jiù走zǒu。那nà呆dāi子zi一yì时shí兴xìng发fā,掣chè了le钉dīng钯pá,叫jiào声shēng:「去qù来lái。」他tā两liǎng个gè不bú顾gù师shī父fù,一yì齐qí驾jià风fēng赶gǎn上shàng,举jǔ钉dīng钯pá,使shǐ宝bǎo杖zhàng,望wàng妖yāo精jīng乱luàn打dǎ。那nà妖yāo精jīng战zhàn行xíng者zhě一yí个gè已yǐ是shì不bù能néng,又yòu见jiàn他tā二èr人rén,怎zěn生shēng抵dǐ敌dí,急jí回huí头tóu,抽chōu身shēn就jiù走zǒu。

右腳上花鞋

行xíng者zhě喝hè道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì們men趕gǎn上shàng。」那nà妖yāo精jīng見jiàn他tā們men趕gǎn得de緊jǐn,即jí將jiāng右yòu腳jiǎo上shàng花huā鞋xié脫tuō下xià來lái,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,念niàn個gè咒zhòu語yǔ,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn作zuò本běn身shēn模mú樣yàng,使shǐ兩liǎng口kǒu劍jiàn舞wǔ將jiāng來lái;將jiāng身shēn一yì幌huǎng,化huà一yí陣zhèn清qīng風fēng,徑jìng直zhí回huí去qù。行xíng者zhě喝hè道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì们men赶gǎn上shàng。」那nà妖yāo精jīng见jiàn他tā们men赶gǎn得de紧jǐn,即jí将jiāng右yòu脚jiǎo上shàng花huā鞋xié脱tuō下xià来lái,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,念niàn个gè咒zhòu语yǔ,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn作zuò本běn身shēn模mú样yàng,使shǐ两liǎng口kǒu剑jiàn舞wǔ将jiāng来lái;将jiāng身shēn一yì幌huǎng,化huà一yí阵zhèn清qīng风fēng,径jìng直zhí回huí去qù。

顧命而回

這zhè番fān也yě只zhǐ說shuō戰zhàn他tā們men不bú過guò,顧gù命mìng而ér回huí,豈qǐ知zhī又yòu有yǒu這zhè般bān樣yàng事shì!这zhè番fān也yě只zhǐ说shuō战zhàn他tā们men不bú过guò,顾gù命mìng而ér回huí,岂qǐ知zhī又yòu有yǒu这zhè般bān样yàng事shì!

咬斷韁繩

也yě是shì三sān藏zàng災zāi星xīng未wèi退tuì,他tā到dào洞dòng門mén前qián牌pái樓lóu下xià,卻què見jiàn唐táng僧sēng在zài那nà裡lǐ獨dú坐zuò,他tā就jiù近jìn前qián一yì把bǎ抱bào住zhù,搶qiǎng了le行xíng李li,咬yǎo斷duàn韁jiāng繩shéng,連lián人rén和hé馬mǎ,復fù又yòu攝shè將jiāng進jìn去qù不bù題tí。也yě是shì三sān藏zàng灾zāi星xīng未wèi退tuì,他tā到dào洞dòng门mén前qián牌pái楼lóu下xià,却què见jiàn唐táng僧sēng在zài那nà里lǐ独dú坐zuò,他tā就jiù近jìn前qián一yì把bǎ抱bào住zhù,抢qiǎng了le行xíng李li,咬yǎo断duàn缰jiāng绳shéng,连lián人rén和hé马mǎ,复fù又yòu摄shè将jiāng进jìn去qù不bù题tí。

一隻花鞋

且qiě說shuō八bā戒jiè閃shǎn個gè空kōng,一yì鈀pá把bǎ妖yāo精jīng打dǎ落luò地dì,乃nǎi是shì一yì隻zhī花huā鞋xié。行xíng者zhě看kàn見jiàn道dào:「你nǐ這zhè兩liǎng個gè獃dāi子zi,看kàn著zhe師shī父fù罷bà了le,誰shuí要yào你nǐ來lái幫bāng甚shén麼me功gōng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「沙shā和hé尚shàng,如rú何hé麼me?我wǒ說shuō莫mò來lái。且qiě说shuō八bā戒jiè闪shǎn个gè空kōng,一yì钯pá把bǎ妖yāo精jīng打dǎ落luò地dì,乃nǎi是shì一yì只zhī花huā鞋xié。行xíng者zhě看kàn见jiàn道dào:「你nǐ这zhè两liǎng个gè呆dāi子zi,看kàn着zhe师shī父fù罢bà了le,谁shuí要yào你nǐ来lái帮bāng甚shén么me功gōng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「沙shā和hé尚shàng,如rú何hé么me?我wǒ说shuō莫mò来lái。

夾腦風

這zhè猴hóu子zi好hǎo的de有yǒu些xiē夾jiā腦nǎo風fēng,我wǒ們men替tì他tā降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài,返fǎn落luò得de他tā生shēng報bào怨yuàn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài那nǎ裡lǐ降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài?那nà妖yāo怪guài昨zuó日rì與yǔ我wǒ戰zhàn時shí,使shǐ了le一yí個gè遺yí鞋xié計jì哄hǒng了le。这zhè猴hóu子zi好hǎo的de有yǒu些xiē夹jiā脑nǎo风fēng,我wǒ们men替tì他tā降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài,返fǎn落luò得de他tā生shēng报bào怨yuàn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài那nǎ里lǐ降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài?那nà妖yāo怪guài昨zuó日rì与yǔ我wǒ战zhàn时shí,使shǐ了le一yí个gè遗yí鞋xié计jì哄hǒng了le。

一並無蹤

你nǐ們men走zǒu了le,不bù知zhī師shī父fù如rú何hé,我wǒ們men快kuài去qù看kàn看kàn。」三sān人rén急jí回huí來lái,果guǒ然rán沒méi了le師shī父fù,連lián行xíng李li、白bái馬mǎ一yí並bìng無wú蹤zōng。慌huāng得de個gè八bā戒jiè兩liǎng頭tóu亂luàn跑pǎo,沙shā僧sēng前qián後hòu跟gēn尋xún,孫sūn大dà聖shèng亦yì心xīn焦jiāo性xìng燥zào。你nǐ们men走zǒu了le,不bù知zhī师shī父fù如rú何hé,我wǒ们men快kuài去qù看kàn看kàn。」三sān人rén急jí回huí来lái,果guǒ然rán没méi了le师shī父fù,连lián行xíng李li、白bái马mǎ一yí并bìng无wú踪zōng。慌huāng得de个gè八bā戒jiè两liǎng头tóu乱luàn跑pǎo,沙shā僧sēng前qián后hòu跟gēn寻xún,孙sūn大dà圣shèng亦yì心xīn焦jiāo性xìng燥zào。

半截兒韁繩

正zhèng尋xún覓mì處chù,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà路lù傍páng邊biān斜xié軃duǒ著zhe半bàn截jié兒ér韁jiāng繩shéng。他tā一yì把bǎ拿ná起qǐ,止zhǐ不bú住zhù眼yǎn中zhōng流liú淚lèi,放fàng聲shēng叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,我wǒ去qù時shí辭cí別bié人rén和hé馬mǎ,回huí來lái只zhǐ見jiàn這zhè些xiē繩shéng。」正zhèng是shì那nà:見jiàn鞍ān思sī俊jùn馬mǎ,滴dī淚lèi想xiǎng親qīn人rén。正zhèng寻xún觅mì处chù,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà路lù傍páng边biān斜xié軃duǒ着zhe半bàn截jié儿ér缰jiāng绳shéng。他tā一yì把bǎ拿ná起qǐ,止zhǐ不bú住zhù眼yǎn中zhōng流liú泪lèi,放fàng声shēng叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,我wǒ去qù时shí辞cí别bié人rén和hé马mǎ,回huí来lái只zhǐ见jiàn这zhè些xiē绳shéng。」正zhèng是shì那nà:见jiàn鞍ān思sī俊jùn马mǎ,滴dī泪lèi想xiǎng亲qīn人rén。

事無三不成

八bā戒jiè見jiàn他tā垂chuí淚lèi,不bù禁jīn仰yǎng天tiān大dà笑xiào。行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè夯hāng貨huò,又yòu是shì要yào散sàn火huǒ哩li?」八bā戒jiè又yòu笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,不bú是shì這zhè話huà,師shī父fù一yí定dìng又yòu被bèi妖yāo精jīng攝shè進jìn洞dòng去qù了le。常cháng言yán道dào:『事shì無wú三sān不bù成chéng。』八bā戒jiè见jiàn他tā垂chuí泪lèi,不bù禁jīn仰yǎng天tiān大dà笑xiào。行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè夯hāng货huò,又yòu是shì要yào散sàn火huǒ哩li?」八bā戒jiè又yòu笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,不bú是shì这zhè话huà,师shī父fù一yí定dìng又yòu被bèi妖yāo精jīng摄shè进jìn洞dòng去qù了le。常cháng言yán道dào:『事shì无wú三sān不bù成chéng。』

勢不容己

你nǐ進jìn洞dòng兩liǎng遭zāo了le,再zài進jìn去qù一yì遭zāo,管guǎn情qíng救jiù出chū師shī父fù來lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě揩kāi了le眼yǎn淚lèi道dào:「也yě罷bà,到dào此cǐ地dì位wèi,勢shì不bù容róng己jǐ,我wǒ還hái進jìn去qù。你nǐ兩liǎng個gè沒méi了le行xíng李li、馬mǎ匹pǐ耽dān心xīn,卻què好hǎo生shēng把bǎ守shǒu洞dòng口kǒu。」你nǐ进jìn洞dòng两liǎng遭zāo了le,再zài进jìn去qù一yì遭zāo,管guǎn情qíng救jiù出chū师shī父fù来lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě揩kāi了le眼yǎn泪lèi道dào:「也yě罢bà,到dào此cǐ地dì位wèi,势shì不bù容róng己jǐ,我wǒ还hái进jìn去qù。你nǐ两liǎng个gè没méi了le行xíng李li、马mǎ匹pǐ耽dān心xīn,却què好hǎo生shēng把bǎ守shǒu洞dòng口kǒu。」

本身法相

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,即jí轉zhuǎn身shēn跳tiào入rù裡lǐ面miàn,不bù施shī變biàn化huà,就jiù將jiāng本běn身shēn法fǎ相xiàng。真zhēn個gè是shì:好hǎo大dà圣shèng,即jí转zhuǎn身shēn跳tiào入rù里lǐ面miàn,不bù施shī变biàn化huà,就jiù将jiāng本běn身shēn法fǎ相xiàng。真zhēn个gè是shì:

古gǔ怪guài別bié腮sāi心xīn裡lǐ強qiáng,自zì小xiǎo為wéi怪guài神shén力lì壯zhuàng。古gǔ怪guài别bié腮sāi心xīn里lǐ强qiáng,自zì小xiǎo为wéi怪guài神shén力lì壮zhuàng。
高gāo低dī面miàn賽sài馬mǎ鞍ān鞽qiáo,眼yǎn放fàng金jīn光guāng如rú火huǒ亮liàng。高gāo低dī面miàn赛sài马mǎ鞍ān鞒qiáo,眼yǎn放fàng金jīn光guāng如rú火huǒ亮liàng。
渾hún身shēn毛máo硬yìng似sì鋼gāng針zhēn,虎hǔ皮pí裙qún繫xì明míng花huā響xiǎng。浑hún身shēn毛máo硬yìng似sì钢gāng针zhēn,虎hǔ皮pí裙qún系xì明míng花huā响xiǎng。
十萬八千將
上shàng天tiān撞zhuàng散sàn萬wàn雲yún飛fēi,下xià海hǎi混hùn起qǐ千qiān層céng浪làng。上shàng天tiān撞zhuàng散sàn万wàn云yún飞fēi,下xià海hǎi混hùn起qǐ千qiān层céng浪làng。
當dāng天tiān倚yǐ力lì打dǎ天tiān王wáng,擋dǎng退tuì十shí萬wàn八bā千qiān將jiàng。当dāng天tiān倚yǐ力lì打dǎ天tiān王wáng,挡dǎng退tuì十shí万wàn八bā千qiān将jiàng。
官guān封fēng大dà聖shèng美měi猴hóu精jīng,手shǒu中zhōng慣guàn使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng。官guān封fēng大dà圣shèng美měi猴hóu精jīng,手shǒu中zhōng惯guàn使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng。
今jīn日rì西xī天tiān任rèn顯xiǎn能néng,復fù來lái洞dòng內nèi扶fú三sān藏zàng。今jīn日rì西xī天tiān任rèn显xiǎn能néng,复fù来lái洞dòng内nèi扶fú三sān藏zàng。
全無人跡

你nǐ看kàn他tā停tíng住zhù雲yún光guāng,徑jìng到dào了le妖yāo精jīng宅zhái外wài。見jiàn那nà門mén樓lóu門mén關guān了le,不bù分fēn好hǎo歹dǎi,掄lūn鐵tiě棒bàng一yí下xià打dǎ開kāi,闖chuǎng將jiāng進jìn去qù。那nà裡lǐ還hái靜jìng悄qiāo悄qiāo,全quán無wú人rén跡jì。東dōng廊láng下xià不bú見jiàn唐táng僧sēng。你nǐ看kàn他tā停tíng住zhù云yún光guāng,径jìng到dào了le妖yāo精jīng宅zhái外wài。见jiàn那nà门mén楼lóu门mén关guān了le,不bù分fēn好hǎo歹dǎi,抡lūn铁tiě棒bàng一yí下xià打dǎ开kāi,闯chuǎng将jiāng进jìn去qù。那nà里lǐ还hái静jìng悄qiāo悄qiāo,全quán无wú人rén迹jì。东dōng廊láng下xià不bú见jiàn唐táng僧sēng。

妖精窠穴

亭tíng子zi上shàng桌zhuō椅yǐ,與yǔ各gè處chù家jiā火huǒ,一yí件jiàn也yě無wú。原yuán來lái他tā的de洞dòng裡lǐ週zhōu圍wéi有yǒu三sān百bǎi餘yú里lǐ,妖yāo精jīng窠kē穴xué甚shèn多duō。前qián番fān攝shè唐táng僧sēng在zài此cǐ,被bèi行xíng者zhě尋xún著zháo;今jīn番fān攝shè了le,又yòu怕pà行xíng者zhě來lái尋xún,當dāng時shí搬bān了le,不bù知zhī去qù向xiàng。亭tíng子zi上shàng桌zhuō椅yǐ,与yǔ各gè处chù家jiā火huǒ,一yí件jiàn也yě无wú。原yuán来lái他tā的de洞dòng里lǐ周zhōu围wéi有yǒu三sān百bǎi余yú里lǐ,妖yāo精jīng窠kē穴xué甚shèn多duō。前qián番fān摄shè唐táng僧sēng在zài此cǐ,被bèi行xíng者zhě寻xún着zháo;今jīn番fān摄shè了le,又yòu怕pà行xíng者zhě来lái寻xún,当dāng时shí搬bān了le,不bù知zhī去qù向xiàng。

災殃鑄就

惱nǎo得de這zhè行xíng者zhě跌diē腳jiǎo搥chuí胸xiōng,放fàng聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,你nǐ是shì個gè晦huì氣qì轉zhuǎn成chéng的de唐táng三sān藏zàng,災zāi殃yāng鑄zhù就jiù的de取qǔ經jīng僧sēng。噫yī!這zhè條tiáo路lù且qiě是shì走zǒu熟shú了le,如rú何hé不bú在zài?卻què教jiào老lǎo孫sūn那nǎ裡lǐ尋xún找zhǎo也yě?」恼nǎo得de这zhè行xíng者zhě跌diē脚jiǎo搥chuí胸xiōng,放fàng声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,你nǐ是shì个gè晦huì气qì转zhuǎn成chéng的de唐táng三sān藏zàng,灾zāi殃yāng铸zhù就jiù的de取qǔ经jīng僧sēng。噫yī!这zhè条tiáo路lù且qiě是shì走zǒu熟shú了le,如rú何hé不bú在zài?却què教jiào老lǎo孙sūn那nǎ里lǐ寻xún找zhǎo也yě?」

一陣香風

正zhèng自zì吆yāo喝hè爆bào燥zào之zhī間jiān,忽hū聞wén得dé一yí陣zhèn香xiāng風fēng撲pū鼻bí,他tā回huí了le性xìng道dào:「這zhè香xiāng煙yān是shì從cóng後hòu面miàn飄piāo出chū,想xiǎng是shì在zài後hòu頭tóu哩li。」拽yè開kāi步bù,提tí著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng,走zǒu將jiāng進jìn去qù看kàn時shí,也yě不bú見jiàn動dòng靜jìng。正zhèng自zì吆yāo喝hè爆bào燥zào之zhī间jiān,忽hū闻wén得dé一yí阵zhèn香xiāng风fēng扑pū鼻bí,他tā回huí了le性xìng道dào:「这zhè香xiāng烟yān是shì从cóng后hòu面miàn飘piāo出chū,想xiǎng是shì在zài后hòu头tóu哩li。」拽yè开kāi步bù,提tí着zhe铁tiě棒bàng,走zǒu将jiāng进jìn去qù看kàn时shí,也yě不bú见jiàn动dòng静jìng。

大流金香爐

只zhǐ見jiàn有yǒu三sān間jiān倒dào坐zuò兒ér,近jìn後hòu壁bì卻què鋪pù一yì張zhāng龍lóng吞tūn口kǒu雕diāo漆qī供gòng桌zhuō,桌zhuō上shàng有yǒu一yí個gè大dà流liú金jīn香xiāng爐lú,爐lú內nèi有yǒu香xiāng煙yān馥fù郁yù。那nà上shàng面miàn供gòng養yǎng著zhe一yí個gè大dà金jīn字zì牌pái,牌pái上shàng寫xiě著zhe「尊zūn父fù李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī位wèi」;只zhǐ见jiàn有yǒu三sān间jiān倒dào坐zuò儿ér,近jìn后hòu壁bì却què铺pù一yì张zhāng龙lóng吞tūn口kǒu雕diāo漆qī供gòng桌zhuō,桌zhuō上shàng有yǒu一yí个gè大dà流liú金jīn香xiāng炉lú,炉lú内nèi有yǒu香xiāng烟yān馥fù郁yù。那nà上shàng面miàn供gòng养yǎng着zhe一yí个gè大dà金jīn字zì牌pái,牌pái上shàng写xiě着zhe「尊zūn父fù李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī位wèi」;

笑聲不絕

略lüè次cì些xiē兒ér,寫xiě著zhe「尊zūn兄xiōng哪né吒zhā三sān太tài子zǐ位wèi」。行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le,滿mǎn心xīn歡huān喜xǐ,也yě不bú去qù搜sōu妖yāo怪guài,找zhǎo唐táng僧sēng,把bǎ鐵tiě棒bàng捻niǎn作zuò個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn兒ér,揌sāi在zài耳ěr朵duo裡lǐ,掄lūn開kāi手shǒu,把bǎ那nà牌pái子zi並bìng香xiāng爐lú拿ná將jiāng起qǐ來lái,返fǎn雲yún光guāng,徑jìng出chū門mén去qù。至zhì洞dòng口kǒu,唏xī唏xī哈hā哈hā,笑xiào聲shēng不bù絕jué。略lüè次cì些xiē儿ér,写xiě着zhe「尊zūn兄xiōng哪né咤zhā三sān太tài子zǐ位wèi」。行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le,满mǎn心xīn欢huān喜xǐ,也yě不bú去qù搜sōu妖yāo怪guài,找zhǎo唐táng僧sēng,把bǎ铁tiě棒bàng捻niǎn作zuò个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn儿ér,揌sāi在zài耳ěr朵duo里lǐ,抡lūn开kāi手shǒu,把bǎ那nà牌pái子zi并bìng香xiāng炉lú拿ná将jiāng起qǐ来lái,返fǎn云yún光guāng,径jìng出chū门mén去qù。至zhì洞dòng口kǒu,唏xī唏xī哈hā哈hā,笑xiào声shēng不bù绝jué。

這牌子要人

八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng聽tīng見jiàn,掣chè放fàng洞dòng口kǒu,迎yíng著zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「哥gē哥ge這zhè等děng歡huān喜xǐ,想xiǎng是shì救jiù出chū師shī父fù也yě?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù消xiāo我wǒ們men救jiù,只zhǐ問wèn這zhè牌pái子zi要yào人rén。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,這zhè牌pái子zi不bú是shì妖yāo精jīng,又yòu不bú會huì說shuō話huà,怎zěn麼me問wèn他tā要yào人rén?」八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng听tīng见jiàn,掣chè放fàng洞dòng口kǒu,迎yíng着zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「哥gē哥ge这zhè等děng欢huān喜xǐ,想xiǎng是shì救jiù出chū师shī父fù也yě?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù消xiāo我wǒ们men救jiù,只zhǐ问wèn这zhè牌pái子zi要yào人rén。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,这zhè牌pái子zi不bú是shì妖yāo精jīng,又yòu不bú会huì说shuō话huà,怎zěn么me问wèn他tā要yào人rén?」

妖精家供養

行xíng者zhě放fàng在zài地dì下xià道dào:「你nǐ們men看kàn。」沙shā僧sēng近jìn前qián看kàn時shí,上shàng寫xiě著zhe「尊zūn父fù李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī位wèi」、「尊zūn兄xiōng哪né吒zhā三sān太tài子zǐ位wèi」。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「此cǐ意yì何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè是shì那nà妖yāo精jīng家jiā供gòng養yǎng的de。行xíng者zhě放fàng在zài地dì下xià道dào:「你nǐ们men看kàn。」沙shā僧sēng近jìn前qián看kàn时shí,上shàng写xiě着zhe「尊zūn父fù李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī位wèi」、「尊zūn兄xiōng哪né咤zhā三sān太tài子zǐ位wèi」。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「此cǐ意yì何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè是shì那nà妖yāo精jīng家jiā供gòng养yǎng的de。

思凡下界

我wǒ闖chuǎng入rù他tā住zhù居jū之zhī所suǒ,見jiàn人rén物wù俱jù無wú,惟wéi有yǒu此cǐ牌pái。想xiǎng是shì李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī女nǚ,三sān太tài子zǐ之zhī妹mèi,思sī凡fán下xià界jiè,假jiǎ扮bàn妖yāo邪xié,將jiāng我wǒ師shī父fù攝shè去qù。不bú問wèn他tā要yào人rén,卻què問wèn誰shuí要yào?我wǒ闯chuǎng入rù他tā住zhù居jū之zhī所suǒ,见jiàn人rén物wù俱jù无wú,惟wéi有yǒu此cǐ牌pái。想xiǎng是shì李lǐ天tiān王wáng之zhī女nǚ,三sān太tài子zǐ之zhī妹mèi,思sī凡fán下xià界jiè,假jiǎ扮bàn妖yāo邪xié,将jiāng我wǒ师shī父fù摄shè去qù。不bú问wèn他tā要yào人rén,却què问wèn谁shuí要yào?

告個御狀

你nǐ兩liǎng個gè且qiě在zài此cǐ把bǎ守shǒu,等děng老lǎo孫sūn執zhí此cǐ牌pái位wèi,徑jìng上shàng天tiān堂táng玉yù帝dì前qián告gào個gè御yù狀zhuàng,教jiào天tiān王wáng爺yé兒ér們men還huán我wǒ師shī父fù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『告gào人rén死sǐ罪zuì得dé死sǐ罪zuì。』須xū是shì理lǐ順shùn,方fāng可kě為wéi之zhī。你nǐ两liǎng个gè且qiě在zài此cǐ把bǎ守shǒu,等děng老lǎo孙sūn执zhí此cǐ牌pái位wèi,径jìng上shàng天tiān堂táng玉yù帝dì前qián告gào个gè御yù状zhuàng,教jiào天tiān王wáng爷yé儿ér们men还huán我wǒ师shī父fù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『告gào人rén死sǐ罪zuì得dé死sǐ罪zuì。』须xū是shì理lǐ顺shùn,方fāng可kě为wéi之zhī。

紙狀兒

況kuàng御yù狀zhuàng又yòu豈qǐ是shì可kě輕qīng易yì告gào的de?你nǐ且qiě與yǔ我wǒ說shuō,怎zěn的de告gào他tā?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu主zhǔ張zhāng:我wǒ把bǎ這zhè牌pái位wèi、香xiāng爐lú做zuò個gè證zhèng見jiàn,另lìng外wài再zài備bèi紙zhǐ狀zhuàng兒ér。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「狀zhuàng兒ér上shàng怎zěn麼me寫xiě?况kuàng御yù状zhuàng又yòu岂qǐ是shì可kě轻qīng易yì告gào的de?你nǐ且qiě与yǔ我wǒ说shuō,怎zěn的de告gào他tā?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu主zhǔ张zhāng:我wǒ把bǎ这zhè牌pái位wèi、香xiāng炉lú做zuò个gè证zhèng见jiàn,另lìng外wài再zài备bèi纸zhǐ状zhuàng儿ér。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「状zhuàng儿ér上shàng怎zěn么me写xiě?

念念我聽

你nǐ且qiě念niàn念niàn我wǒ聽tīng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:你nǐ且qiě念niàn念niàn我wǒ听tīng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:

「告gào狀zhuàng人rén孫sūn悟wù空kōng,年nián甲jiǎ在zài牒dié,係xì東dōng土tǔ唐táng朝cháo西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng僧sēng唐táng三sān藏zàng徒tú弟dì。「告gào状zhuàng人rén孙sūn悟wù空kōng,年nián甲jiǎ在zài牒dié,系xì东dōng土tǔ唐táng朝cháo西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng僧sēng唐táng三sān藏zàng徒tú弟dì。
走出親女
告gào為wèi假jiǎ妖yāo攝shè陷xiàn人rén口kǒu事shì:今jīn有yǒu托tuō塔tǎ天tiān王wáng李lǐ靖jìng同tóng男nán哪né吒zhā太tài子zǐ,閨guī門mén不bù謹jǐn,走zǒu出chū親qīn女nǚ,在zài下xià方fāng陷xiàn空kōng山shān無wú底dǐ洞dòng變biàn化huà妖yāo邪xié,迷mí害hài人rén命mìng無wú數shù。告gào为wèi假jiǎ妖yāo摄shè陷xiàn人rén口kǒu事shì:今jīn有yǒu托tuō塔tǎ天tiān王wáng李lǐ靖jìng同tóng男nán哪né咤zhā太tài子zǐ,闺guī门mén不bù谨jǐn,走zǒu出chū亲qīn女nǚ,在zài下xià方fāng陷xiàn空kōng山shān无wú底dǐ洞dòng变biàn化huà妖yāo邪xié,迷mí害hài人rén命mìng无wú数shù。
今jīn將jiāng吾wú師shī攝shè陷xiàn曲qū邃suì之zhī所suǒ,渺miǎo無wú尋xún處chù。今jīn将jiāng吾wú师shī摄shè陷xiàn曲qū邃suì之zhī所suǒ,渺miǎo无wú寻xún处chù。
父子不仁
若ruò不bú狀zhuàng告gào,切qiè思sī伊yī父fù子zǐ不bù仁rén,故gù縱zòng女nǚ氏shì成chéng精jīng害hài眾zhòng。若ruò不bú状zhuàng告gào,切qiè思sī伊yī父fù子zǐ不bù仁rén,故gù纵zòng女nǚ氏shì成chéng精jīng害hài众zhòng。
伏fú乞qǐ憐lián准zhǔn,行xíng拘jū至zhì案àn,收shōu邪xié救jiù師shī,明míng正zhèng其qí罪zuì,深shēn為wéi恩ēn便biàn。伏fú乞qǐ怜lián准zhǔn,行xíng拘jū至zhì案àn,收shōu邪xié救jiù师shī,明míng正zhèng其qí罪zuì,深shēn为wéi恩ēn便biàn。
有yǒu此cǐ上shàng告gào。」有yǒu此cǐ上shàng告gào。」
茶滾就回

八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng聞wén其qí言yán,十shí分fēn歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「哥gē啊a,告gào的de有yǒu理lǐ,必bì得dé上shàng風fēng。切qiè須xū早zǎo來lái;稍shāo遲chí恐kǒng妖yāo精jīng傷shāng了le師shī父fù性xìng命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ快kuài,我wǒ快kuài,多duō時shí飯fàn熟shú,少shǎo時shí茶chá滾gǔn就jiù回huí。」八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng闻wén其qí言yán,十shí分fēn欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「哥gē啊a,告gào的de有yǒu理lǐ,必bì得dé上shàng风fēng。切qiè须xū早zǎo来lái;稍shāo迟chí恐kǒng妖yāo精jīng伤shāng了le师shī父fù性xìng命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ快kuài,我wǒ快kuài,多duō时shí饭fàn熟shú,少shǎo时shí茶chá滚gǔn就jiù回huí。」

南天門外

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,執zhí著zhe這zhè牌pái位wèi、香xiāng爐lú,將jiāng身shēn一yí縱zòng,駕jià祥xiáng雲yún,直zhí至zhì南nán天tiān門mén外wài。時shí有yǒu把bǎ天tiān門mén的de大dà力lì天tiān王wáng與yǔ護hù國guó天tiān王wáng見jiàn了le行xíng者zhě,一yí個gè個gè都dōu控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn,不bù敢gǎn攔lán阻zǔ,讓ràng他tā進jìn去qù。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,执zhí着zhe这zhè牌pái位wèi、香xiāng炉lú,将jiāng身shēn一yí纵zòng,驾jià祥xiáng云yún,直zhí至zhì南nán天tiān门mén外wài。时shí有yǒu把bǎ天tiān门mén的de大dà力lì天tiān王wáng与yǔ护hù国guó天tiān王wáng见jiàn了le行xíng者zhě,一yí个gè个gè都dōu控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn,不bù敢gǎn拦lán阻zǔ,让ràng他tā进jìn去qù。

這個賴皮

直zhí至zhì通tōng明míng殿diàn下xià,有yǒu張zhāng、葛gé、許xǔ、丘qiū四sì大dà天tiān師shī迎yíng面miàn作zuò禮lǐ道dào:「大dà聖shèng何hé來lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「有yǒu紙zhǐ狀zhuàng兒ér,要yào告gào兩liǎng個gè人rén哩li。」天tiān師shī吃chī驚jīng道dào:「這zhè個gè賴lài皮pí,不bù知zhī要yào告gào那nǎ個gè?」無wú奈nài,將jiāng他tā引yǐn入rù靈líng霄xiāo殿diàn下xià啟qǐ奏zòu,蒙méng旨zhǐ宣xuān進jìn。直zhí至zhì通tōng明míng殿diàn下xià,有yǒu张zhāng、葛gé、许xǔ、丘qiū四sì大dà天tiān师shī迎yíng面miàn作zuò礼lǐ道dào:「大dà圣shèng何hé来lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「有yǒu纸zhǐ状zhuàng儿ér,要yào告gào两liǎng个gè人rén哩li。」天tiān师shī吃chī惊jīng道dào:「这zhè个gè赖lài皮pí,不bù知zhī要yào告gào那nǎ个gè?」无wú奈nài,将jiāng他tā引yǐn入rù灵líng霄xiāo殿diàn下xià启qǐ奏zòu,蒙méng旨zhǐ宣xuān进jìn。

將狀子呈上

行xíng者zhě將jiāng牌pái位wèi、香xiāng爐lú放fàng下xià,朝cháo上shàng禮lǐ畢bì,將jiāng狀zhuàng子zi呈chéng上shàng。葛gé仙xiān翁wēng接jiē了le,鋪pù在zài御yù案àn。行xíng者zhě将jiāng牌pái位wèi、香xiāng炉lú放fàng下xià,朝cháo上shàng礼lǐ毕bì,将jiāng状zhuàng子zi呈chéng上shàng。葛gé仙xiān翁wēng接jiē了le,铺pù在zài御yù案àn。

太白金星

玉yù帝dì從cóng頭tóu看kàn了le,見jiàn這zhè等děng這zhè等děng,即jí將jiāng原yuán狀zhuàng批pī作zuò聖shèng旨zhǐ,宣xuān西xī方fāng長cháng庚gēng太tài白bái金jīn星xīng領lǐng旨zhǐ,到dào雲yún樓lóu宮gōng宣xuān托tuō塔tǎ李lǐ天tiān王wáng見jiàn駕jià。行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián奏zòu道dào:「望wàng天tiān主zhǔ好hǎo生shēng懲chéng治zhì;不bù然rán,又yòu別bié生shēng事shì端duān。」玉yù帝dì从cóng头tóu看kàn了le,见jiàn这zhè等děng这zhè等děng,即jí将jiāng原yuán状zhuàng批pī作zuò圣shèng旨zhǐ,宣xuān西xī方fāng长cháng庚gēng太tài白bái金jīn星xīng领lǐng旨zhǐ,到dào云yún楼lóu宫gōng宣xuān托tuō塔tǎ李lǐ天tiān王wáng见jiàn驾jià。行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián奏zòu道dào:「望wàng天tiān主zhǔ好hǎo生shēng惩chéng治zhì;不bù然rán,又yòu别bié生shēng事shì端duān。」

原告也去

玉yù帝dì又yòu吩fēn咐fu:「原yuán告gào也yě去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo孫sūn也yě去qù?」四sì天tiān師shī道dào:「萬wàn歲suì已yǐ出chū了le旨zhǐ意yì,你nǐ可kě同tóng金jīn星xīng去qù來lái。」行xíng者zhě真zhēn個gè隨suí著zhe金jīn星xīng,縱zòng雲yún頭tóu,早zǎo至zhì雲yún樓lóu宮gōng。玉yù帝dì又yòu吩fēn咐fu:「原yuán告gào也yě去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo孙sūn也yě去qù?」四sì天tiān师shī道dào:「万wàn岁suì已yǐ出chū了le旨zhǐ意yì,你nǐ可kě同tóng金jīn星xīng去qù来lái。」行xíng者zhě真zhēn个gè随suí着zhe金jīn星xīng,纵zòng云yún头tóu,早zǎo至zhì云yún楼lóu宫gōng。

童子侍立

原yuán來lái是shì天tiān王wáng住zhù宅zhái,號hào雲yún樓lóu宮gōng。金jīn星xīng見jiàn宮gōng門mén首shǒu有yǒu個gè童tóng子zǐ侍shì立lì。那nà童tóng子zǐ認rèn得dé金jīn星xīng,即jí入rù裡lǐ報bào道dào:「太tài白bái金jīn星xīng老lǎo爺yé來lái了le。」天tiān王wáng遂suì出chū迎yíng迓yà。原yuán来lái是shì天tiān王wáng住zhù宅zhái,号hào云yún楼lóu宫gōng。金jīn星xīng见jiàn宫gōng门mén首shǒu有yǒu个gè童tóng子zǐ侍shì立lì。那nà童tóng子zǐ认rèn得dé金jīn星xīng,即jí入rù里lǐ报bào道dào:「太tài白bái金jīn星xīng老lǎo爷yé来lái了le。」天tiān王wáng遂suì出chū迎yíng迓yà。

即又作怒

又yòu見jiàn金jīn星xīng捧pěng著zhe旨zhǐ意yì,即jí命mìng焚fén香xiāng。及jí轉zhuǎn身shēn,又yòu見jiàn行xíng者zhě跟gēn入rù,天tiān王wáng即jí又yòu作zuò怒nù。你nǐ道dào他tā作zuò怒nù為wèi何hé?又yòu见jiàn金jīn星xīng捧pěng着zhe旨zhǐ意yì,即jí命mìng焚fén香xiāng。及jí转zhuǎn身shēn,又yòu见jiàn行xíng者zhě跟gēn入rù,天tiān王wáng即jí又yòu作zuò怒nù。你nǐ道dào他tā作zuò怒nù为wèi何hé?

敗陣的仇氣

當dāng年nián行xíng者zhě大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng時shí,玉yù帝dì曾céng封fēng天tiān王wáng為wéi降xiáng魔mó大dà元yuán帥shuài,封fēng哪né吒zhā太tài子zǐ為wéi三sān壇tán海hǎi會huì之zhī神shén,帥shuài領lǐng天tiān兵bīng,收shōu降xiáng行xíng者zhě,屢lǚ戰zhàn不bù能néng取qǔ勝shèng。還hái是shì五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián敗bài陣zhèn的de仇chóu氣qì,有yǒu些xiē惱nǎo他tā,故gù此cǐ作zuò怒nù。当dāng年nián行xíng者zhě大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng时shí,玉yù帝dì曾céng封fēng天tiān王wáng为wéi降xiáng魔mó大dà元yuán帅shuài,封fēng哪né咤zhā太tài子zǐ为wéi三sān坛tán海hǎi会huì之zhī神shén,帅shuài领lǐng天tiān兵bīng,收shōu降xiáng行xíng者zhě,屡lǚ战zhàn不bù能néng取qǔ胜shèng。还hái是shì五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián败bài阵zhèn的de仇chóu气qì,有yǒu些xiē恼nǎo他tā,故gù此cǐ作zuò怒nù。

雷霆大怒

他tā且qiě忍rěn不bú住zhù道dào:「老lǎo長cháng庚gēng,你nǐ賫jī得dé是shì甚shén麼me旨zhǐ意yì?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「是shì孫sūn大dà聖shèng告gào你nǐ的de狀zhuàng子zi。」那nà天tiān王wáng本běn是shì煩fán惱nǎo,聽tīng見jiàn說shuō個gè「告gào」字zì,一yì發fā雷léi霆tíng大dà怒nù道dào:「他tā告gào我wǒ怎zěn的de?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「告gào你nǐ假jiǎ妖yāo攝shè陷xiàn人rén口kǒu事shì。他tā且qiě忍rěn不bú住zhù道dào:「老lǎo长cháng庚gēng,你nǐ赍jī得dé是shì甚shén么me旨zhǐ意yì?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「是shì孙sūn大dà圣shèng告gào你nǐ的de状zhuàng子zi。」那nà天tiān王wáng本běn是shì烦fán恼nǎo,听tīng见jiàn说shuō个gè「告gào」字zì,一yì发fā雷léi霆tíng大dà怒nù道dào:「他tā告gào我wǒ怎zěn的de?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「告gào你nǐ假jiǎ妖yāo摄shè陷xiàn人rén口kǒu事shì。

請自家開讀

你nǐ焚fén了le香xiāng,請qǐng自zì家jiā開kāi讀dú。」那nà天tiān王wáng氣qì呼hū呼hū的de設shè了le香xiāng案àn,望wàng空kōng謝xiè恩ēn。拜bài畢bì,展zhǎn開kāi旨zhǐ意yì看kàn了le,原yuán來lái是shì這zhè般bān這zhè般bān,如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,恨hèn得de他tā手shǒu撲pū著zhe香xiāng案àn道dào:「這zhè個gè猴hóu頭tóu,他tā也yě錯cuò告gào我wǒ了le。」金jīn星xīng道dào:「且qiě息xī怒nù。你nǐ焚fén了le香xiāng,请qǐng自zì家jiā开kāi读dú。」那nà天tiān王wáng气qì呼hū呼hū的de设shè了le香xiāng案àn,望wàng空kōng谢xiè恩ēn。拜bài毕bì,展zhǎn开kāi旨zhǐ意yì看kàn了le,原yuán来lái是shì这zhè般bān这zhè般bān,如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,恨hèn得de他tā手shǒu扑pū着zhe香xiāng案àn道dào:「这zhè个gè猴hóu头tóu,他tā也yě错cuò告gào我wǒ了le。」金jīn星xīng道dào:「且qiě息xī怒nù。

三個兒子

現xiàn有yǒu牌pái位wèi、香xiāng爐lú在zài御yù前qián作zuò證zhèng,說shuō是shì你nǐ親qīn女nǚ哩li。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「我wǒ止zhǐ有yǒu三sān個gè兒ér子zi,一yí個gè女nǚ兒ér。大dà小xiǎo兒ér名míng金jīn吒zhā,侍shì奉fèng如rú來lái,做zuò前qián部bù護hù法fǎ;二èr小xiǎo兒ér名míng木mù叉chā,在zài南nán海hǎi隨suí觀guān世shì音yīn做zuò徒tú弟dì;现xiàn有yǒu牌pái位wèi、香xiāng炉lú在zài御yù前qián作zuò证zhèng,说shuō是shì你nǐ亲qīn女nǚ哩li。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「我wǒ止zhǐ有yǒu三sān个gè儿ér子zi,一yí个gè女nǚ儿ér。大dà小xiǎo儿ér名míng金jīn咤zhā,侍shì奉fèng如rú来lái,做zuò前qián部bù护hù法fǎ;二èr小xiǎo儿ér名míng木mù叉chā,在zài南nán海hǎi随suí观guān世shì音yīn做zuò徒tú弟dì;

年方七歲

三sān小xiǎo兒ér名míng哪né吒zhā,在zài我wǒ身shēn邊biān,早zǎo晚wǎn隨suí朝cháo護hù駕jià。一yì女nǚ年nián方fāng七qī歲suì,名míng貞zhēn英yīng,人rén事shì尚shàng未wèi省shěng得de,如rú何hé會huì做zuò妖yāo精jīng?不bú信xìn,抱bào出chū來lái你nǐ看kàn。這zhè猴hóu頭tóu著zhuó實shí無wú禮lǐ。三sān小xiǎo儿ér名míng哪né咤zhā,在zài我wǒ身shēn边biān,早zǎo晚wǎn随suí朝cháo护hù驾jià。一yì女nǚ年nián方fāng七qī岁suì,名míng贞zhēn英yīng,人rén事shì尚shàng未wèi省shěng得de,如rú何hé会huì做zuò妖yāo精jīng?不bú信xìn,抱bào出chū来lái你nǐ看kàn。这zhè猴hóu头tóu着zhuó实shí无wú礼lǐ。

誣告加三等

且qiě莫mò說shuō我wǒ是shì天tiān上shàng元yuán勛xūn,封fēng受shòu先xiān斬zhǎn後hòu奏zòu之zhī職zhí,就jiù是shì下xià界jiè小xiǎo民mín,也yě不bù可kě誣wū告gào。律lǜ云yún:『誣wū告gào加jiā三sān等děng。』」叫jiào手shǒu下xià:「將jiāng縛fù妖yāo索suǒ把bǎ這zhè猴hóu頭tóu綑kǔn了le。」且qiě莫mò说shuō我wǒ是shì天tiān上shàng元yuán勋xūn,封fēng受shòu先xiān斩zhǎn后hòu奏zòu之zhī职zhí,就jiù是shì下xià界jiè小xiǎo民mín,也yě不bù可kě诬wū告gào。律lǜ云yún:『诬wū告gào加jiā三sān等děng。』」叫jiào手shǒu下xià:「将jiāng缚fù妖yāo索suǒ把bǎ这zhè猴hóu头tóu捆kǔn了le。」

索兒頗重

那nà庭tíng下xià擺bǎi列liè著zhe巨jù靈líng神shén、魚yú肚dù將jiàng、藥yào叉chā雄xióng帥shuài,一yì擁yōng上shàng前qián,把bǎ行xíng者zhě綑kǔn了le。金jīn星xīng道dào:「李lǐ天tiān王wáng莫mò闖chuǎng禍huò啊a。我wǒ在zài御yù前qián同tóng他tā領lǐng旨zhǐ意yì來lái宣xuān你nǐ的de人rén,你nǐ那nà索suǒ兒ér頗pō重zhòng,一yì時shí綑kǔn壞huài他tā,閣gé氣qì。」那nà庭tíng下xià摆bǎi列liè着zhe巨jù灵líng神shén、鱼yú肚dù将jiàng、药yào叉chā雄xióng帅shuài,一yì拥yōng上shàng前qián,把bǎ行xíng者zhě捆kǔn了le。金jīn星xīng道dào:「李lǐ天tiān王wáng莫mò闯chuǎng祸huò啊a。我wǒ在zài御yù前qián同tóng他tā领lǐng旨zhǐ意yì来lái宣xuān你nǐ的de人rén,你nǐ那nà索suǒ儿ér颇pō重zhòng,一yì时shí捆kǔn坏huài他tā,阁gé气qì。」

砍妖刀

天tiān王wáng道dào:「金jīn星xīng啊a,似sì他tā這zhè等děng詐zhà偽wěi告gào擾rǎo,怎zěn該gāi容róng他tā?你nǐ且qiě坐zuò下xià,待dài我wǒ取qǔ砍kǎn妖yāo刀dāo砍kǎn了le這zhè個gè猴hóu頭tóu,然rán後hòu與yǔ你nǐ見jiàn駕jià回huí旨zhǐ。」金jīn星xīng見jiàn他tā取qǔ刀dāo,心xīn驚jīng膽dǎn戰zhàn,對duì行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ幹gàn事shì差chà了le。天tiān王wáng道dào:「金jīn星xīng啊a,似sì他tā这zhè等děng诈zhà伪wěi告gào扰rǎo,怎zěn该gāi容róng他tā?你nǐ且qiě坐zuò下xià,待dài我wǒ取qǔ砍kǎn妖yāo刀dāo砍kǎn了le这zhè个gè猴hóu头tóu,然rán后hòu与yǔ你nǐ见jiàn驾jià回huí旨zhǐ。」金jīn星xīng见jiàn他tā取qǔ刀dāo,心xīn惊jīng胆dǎn战zhàn,对duì行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ干gàn事shì差chà了le。

先輸後贏

御yù狀zhuàng可kě是shì輕qīng易yì告gào的de?你nǐ也yě不bù訪fǎng的de實shí,似sì這zhè般bān亂luàn弄nòng,傷shāng其qí性xìng命mìng,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě全quán然rán不bú懼jù,笑xiào吟yín吟yín的de道dào:「老lǎo官guān兒ér放fàng心xīn,一yì些xiē沒méi事shì。老lǎo孫sūn的de買mǎi賣mài,原yuán是shì這zhè等děng做zuò,一yí定dìng先xiān輸shū後hòu贏yíng。」御yù状zhuàng可kě是shì轻qīng易yì告gào的de?你nǐ也yě不bù访fǎng的de实shí,似sì这zhè般bān乱luàn弄nòng,伤shāng其qí性xìng命mìng,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě全quán然rán不bú惧jù,笑xiào吟yín吟yín的de道dào:「老lǎo官guān儿ér放fàng心xīn,一yì些xiē没méi事shì。老lǎo孙sūn的de买mǎi卖mài,原yuán是shì这zhè等děng做zuò,一yí定dìng先xiān输shū后hòu赢yíng。」

斬妖劍架住

說shuō不bù了liǎo,天tiān王wáng掄lūn過guò刀dāo來lái,望wàng行xíng者zhě劈pī頭tóu就jiù砍kǎn。早zǎo有yǒu那nà三sān太tài子zǐ趕gǎn上shàng前qián,將jiāng斬zhǎn妖yāo劍jiàn架jià住zhù,叫jiào道dào:「父fù王wáng息xī怒nù。」天tiān王wáng大dà驚jīng失shī色sè。噫yī!说shuō不bù了liǎo,天tiān王wáng抡lūn过guò刀dāo来lái,望wàng行xíng者zhě劈pī头tóu就jiù砍kǎn。早zǎo有yǒu那nà三sān太tài子zǐ赶gǎn上shàng前qián,将jiāng斩zhǎn妖yāo剑jiàn架jià住zhù,叫jiào道dào:「父fù王wáng息xī怒nù。」天tiān王wáng大dà惊jīng失shī色sè。噫yī!

故名哪吒

父fù見jiàn子zǐ以yǐ劍jiàn架jià刀dāo,就jiù當dāng喝hè退tuì,怎zěn麼me返fǎn大dà驚jīng失shī色sè?原yuán來lái天tiān王wáng生shēng此cǐ子zǐ時shí,他tā左zuǒ手shǒu掌zhǎng上shàng有yǒu個gè「哪nǎ」字zì,右yòu手shǒu掌zhǎng上shàng有yǒu個gè「吒zhā」字zì,故gù名míng哪né吒zhā。父fù见jiàn子zǐ以yǐ剑jiàn架jià刀dāo,就jiù当dāng喝hè退tuì,怎zěn么me返fǎn大dà惊jīng失shī色sè?原yuán来lái天tiān王wáng生shēng此cǐ子zǐ时shí,他tā左zuǒ手shǒu掌zhǎng上shàng有yǒu个gè「哪nǎ」字zì,右yòu手shǒu掌zhǎng上shàng有yǒu个gè「咤zhā」字zì,故gù名míng哪né咤zhā。

剔骨還父

這zhè太tài子zǐ三sān朝zhāo兒ér就jiù下xià海hǎi淨jìng身shēn闖chuǎng禍huò,踏tà倒dǎo水shuǐ晶jīng宮gōng,捉zhuō住zhù蛟jiāo龍lóng要yào抽chōu筋jīn為wéi絛tāo子zi。天tiān王wáng知zhī道dào,恐kǒng生shēng後hòu患huàn,欲yù殺shā之zhī。哪né吒zhā奮fèn怒nù,將jiāng刀dāo在zài手shǒu,割gē肉ròu還huán母mǔ,剔tī骨gǔ還huán父fù,還huán了le父fù精jīng母mǔ血xuè。这zhè太tài子zǐ三sān朝zhāo儿ér就jiù下xià海hǎi净jìng身shēn闯chuǎng祸huò,踏tà倒dǎo水shuǐ晶jīng宫gōng,捉zhuō住zhù蛟jiāo龙lóng要yào抽chōu筋jīn为wéi绦tāo子zi。天tiān王wáng知zhī道dào,恐kǒng生shēng后hòu患huàn,欲yù杀shā之zhī。哪né咤zhā奋fèn怒nù,将jiāng刀dāo在zài手shǒu,割gē肉ròu还huán母mǔ,剔tī骨gǔ还huán父fù,还huán了le父fù精jīng母mǔ血xuè。

一點靈魂

一yì點diǎn靈líng魂hún,徑jìng到dào西xī方fāng極jí樂lè世shì界jiè告gào佛fó。佛fó正zhèng與yǔ眾zhòng菩pú薩sà講jiǎng經jīng,只zhǐ聞wén得dé幢chuáng幡fān寶bǎo蓋gài有yǒu人rén叫jiào道dào:「救jiù命mìng!」一yì点diǎn灵líng魂hún,径jìng到dào西xī方fāng极jí乐lè世shì界jiè告gào佛fó。佛fó正zhèng与yǔ众zhòng菩pú萨sà讲jiǎng经jīng,只zhǐ闻wén得dé幢chuáng幡fān宝bǎo盖gài有yǒu人rén叫jiào道dào:「救jiù命mìng!」

碧藕為骨

佛fó慧huì眼yǎn一yí看kàn,知zhī是shì哪né吒zhā之zhī魂hún,即jí將jiāng碧bì藕ǒu為wéi骨gǔ,荷hé葉yè為wéi衣yī,念niàn動dòng起qǐ死sǐ回huí生shēng真zhēn言yán,哪né吒zhā遂suì得dé了le性xìng命mìng。運yùn用yòng神shén力lì,法fǎ降xiáng九jiǔ十shí六liù洞dòng妖yāo魔mó,神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà。後hòu來lái要yào殺shā天tiān王wáng,報bào那nà剔tī骨gǔ之zhī仇chóu。佛fó慧huì眼yǎn一yí看kàn,知zhī是shì哪né咤zhā之zhī魂hún,即jí将jiāng碧bì藕ǒu为wéi骨gǔ,荷hé叶yè为wéi衣yī,念niàn动dòng起qǐ死sǐ回huí生shēng真zhēn言yán,哪né咤zhā遂suì得dé了le性xìng命mìng。运yùn用yòng神shén力lì,法fǎ降xiáng九jiǔ十shí六liù洞dòng妖yāo魔mó,神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà。后hòu来lái要yào杀shā天tiān王wáng,报bào那nà剔tī骨gǔ之zhī仇chóu。

玲瓏剔透

天tiān王wáng無wú奈nài,告gào求qiú我wǒ佛fó如rú來lái。如rú來lái以yǐ和hé為wéi尚shàng,賜cì他tā一yí座zuò玲líng瓏lóng剔tī透tòu舍shè利lì子zǐ如rú意yì黃huáng金jīn寶bǎo塔tǎ。那nà塔tǎ上shàng層céng層céng有yǒu佛fó,豔yàn豔yàn光guāng明míng。喚huàn哪né吒zhā以yǐ佛fó為wéi父fù,解jiě釋shì了le冤yuān仇chóu。天tiān王wáng无wú奈nài,告gào求qiú我wǒ佛fó如rú来lái。如rú来lái以yǐ和hé为wéi尚shàng,赐cì他tā一yí座zuò玲líng珑lóng剔tī透tòu舍shè利lì子zǐ如rú意yì黄huáng金jīn宝bǎo塔tǎ。那nà塔tǎ上shàng层céng层céng有yǒu佛fó,艳yàn艳yàn光guāng明míng。唤huàn哪né咤zhā以yǐ佛fó为wéi父fù,解jiě释shì了le冤yuān仇chóu。

未曾托著

所suǒ以yǐ稱chēng為wéi托tuō塔tǎ李lǐ天tiān王wáng者zhě,此cǐ也yě。今jīn日rì因yīn閑xián在zài家jiā,未wèi曾céng托tuō著zháo那nà塔tǎ,恐kǒng哪né吒zhā有yǒu報bào仇chóu之zhī意yì,故gù嚇xià個gè大dà驚jīng失shī色sè。所suǒ以yǐ称chēng为wéi托tuō塔tǎ李lǐ天tiān王wáng者zhě,此cǐ也yě。今jīn日rì因yīn闲xián在zài家jiā,未wèi曾céng托tuō着zháo那nà塔tǎ,恐kǒng哪né咤zhā有yǒu报bào仇chóu之zhī意yì,故gù吓xià个gè大dà惊jīng失shī色sè。

女兒在下界

卻què即jí回huí手shǒu,向xiàng塔tǎ座zuò上shàng取qǔ了le黃huáng金jīn寶bǎo塔tǎ,托tuō在zài手shǒu間jiān,問wèn哪né吒zhā道dào:「孩hái兒ér,你nǐ以yǐ劍jiàn架jià住zhù我wǒ刀dāo,有yǒu何hé話huà說shuō?」哪né吒zhā棄qì劍jiàn叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「父fù王wáng,是shì有yǒu女nǚ兒ér在zài下xià界jiè哩li。」却què即jí回huí手shǒu,向xiàng塔tǎ座zuò上shàng取qǔ了le黄huáng金jīn宝bǎo塔tǎ,托tuō在zài手shǒu间jiān,问wèn哪né咤zhā道dào:「孩hái儿ér,你nǐ以yǐ剑jiàn架jià住zhù我wǒ刀dāo,有yǒu何hé话huà说shuō?」哪né咤zhā弃qì剑jiàn叩kòu头tóu道dào:「父fù王wáng,是shì有yǒu女nǚ儿ér在zài下xià界jiè哩li。」

姊妹四個

天tiān王wáng道dào:「孩hái兒ér,我wǒ只zhǐ生shēng了le你nǐ姊zǐ妹mèi四sì個gè,那nǎ裡lǐ又yòu有yǒu個gè女nǚ兒ér哩li?」哪né吒zhā道dào:「父fù王wáng忘wàng了le?那nà女nǚ兒ér原yuán是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng。三sān百bǎi年nián前qián成chéng怪guài,在zài靈líng山shān偷tōu食shí了le如rú來lái的de香xiāng花huā寶bǎo燭zhú,如rú來lái差chà我wǒ父fù子zǐ天tiān兵bīng,將jiāng他tā拿ná住zhù。天tiān王wáng道dào:「孩hái儿ér,我wǒ只zhǐ生shēng了le你nǐ姊zǐ妹mèi四sì个gè,那nǎ里lǐ又yòu有yǒu个gè女nǚ儿ér哩li?」哪né咤zhā道dào:「父fù王wáng忘wàng了le?那nà女nǚ儿ér原yuán是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng。三sān百bǎi年nián前qián成chéng怪guài,在zài灵líng山shān偷tōu食shí了le如rú来lái的de香xiāng花huā宝bǎo烛zhú,如rú来lái差chà我wǒ父fù子zǐ天tiān兵bīng,将jiāng他tā拿ná住zhù。

深山喂鹿

拿ná住zhù時shí,只zhǐ該gāi打dǎ死sǐ,如rú來lái吩fēn咐fu道dào:『積jī水shuǐ養yǎng魚yú終zhōng不bú釣diào,深shēn山shān喂wèi鹿lù望wàng長cháng生shēng。』當dāng時shí饒ráo了le他tā性xìng命mìng。積jī此cǐ恩ēn念niàn,拜bài父fù王wáng為wéi父fù,拜bài孩hái兒ér為wéi兄xiōng,在zài下xià方fāng供gòng設shè牌pái位wèi,侍shì奉fèng香xiāng火huǒ。拿ná住zhù时shí,只zhǐ该gāi打dǎ死sǐ,如rú来lái吩fēn咐fu道dào:『积jī水shuǐ养yǎng鱼yú终zhōng不bú钓diào,深shēn山shān喂wèi鹿lù望wàng长cháng生shēng。』当dāng时shí饶ráo了le他tā性xìng命mìng。积jī此cǐ恩ēn念niàn,拜bài父fù王wáng为wéi父fù,拜bài孩hái儿ér为wéi兄xiōng,在zài下xià方fāng供gòng设shè牌pái位wèi,侍shì奉fèng香xiāng火huǒ。

同胞之親妹

不bù期qī他tā又yòu成chéng精jīng,陷xiàn害hài唐táng僧sēng,卻què被bèi孫sūn行xíng者zhě搜sōu尋xún到dào巢cháo穴xué之zhī間jiān,將jiāng牌pái位wèi拿ná來lái,就jiù做zuò名míng告gào了le御yù狀zhuàng。此cǐ是shì結jié拜bài之zhī恩ēn女nǚ,非fēi我wǒ同tóng胞bāo之zhī親qīn妹mèi也yě。」天tiān王wáng聞wén言yán,悚sǒng然rán驚jīng訝yà道dào:「孩hái兒ér,我wǒ實shí忘wàng了le。不bù期qī他tā又yòu成chéng精jīng,陷xiàn害hài唐táng僧sēng,却què被bèi孙sūn行xíng者zhě搜sōu寻xún到dào巢cháo穴xué之zhī间jiān,将jiāng牌pái位wèi拿ná来lái,就jiù做zuò名míng告gào了le御yù状zhuàng。此cǐ是shì结jié拜bài之zhī恩ēn女nǚ,非fēi我wǒ同tóng胞bāo之zhī亲qīn妹mèi也yě。」天tiān王wáng闻wén言yán,悚sǒng然rán惊jīng讶yà道dào:「孩hái儿ér,我wǒ实shí忘wàng了le。

地湧夫人

他tā叫jiào做zuò甚shén麼me名míng字zì?」太tài子zǐ道dào:「他tā有yǒu三sān個gè名míng字zì:他tā的de本běn身shēn出chū處chù,喚huàn做zuò金jīn鼻bí白bái毛máo老lǎo鼠shǔ精jīng;因yīn偷tōu香xiāng花huā寶bǎo燭zhú,改gǎi名míng喚huàn做zuò半bàn截jié觀guān音yīn;如rú今jīn饒ráo他tā下xià界jiè,又yòu改gǎi了le,喚huàn做zuò地dì湧yǒng夫fū人rén是shì也yě。」他tā叫jiào做zuò甚shén么me名míng字zì?」太tài子zǐ道dào:「他tā有yǒu三sān个gè名míng字zì:他tā的de本běn身shēn出chū处chù,唤huàn做zuò金jīn鼻bí白bái毛máo老lǎo鼠shǔ精jīng;因yīn偷tōu香xiāng花huā宝bǎo烛zhú,改gǎi名míng唤huàn做zuò半bàn截jié观guān音yīn;如rú今jīn饶ráo他tā下xià界jiè,又yòu改gǎi了le,唤huàn做zuò地dì涌yǒng夫fū人rén是shì也yě。」

那個敢解我

天tiān王wáng卻què才cái省xǐng悟wù,放fàng下xià寶bǎo塔tǎ,便biàn親qīn手shǒu來lái解jiě行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě就jiù放fàng起qǐ刁diāo來lái道dào:「那nǎ個gè敢gǎn解jiě我wǒ?要yào便biàn連lián繩shéng兒ér擡tái去qù見jiàn駕jià,老lǎo孫sūn的de官guān事shì才cái贏yíng。」慌huāng得de天tiān王wáng手shǒu軟ruǎn,太tài子zǐ無wú言yán,眾zhòng家jiā將jiàng委wěi委wěi而ér退tuì。天tiān王wáng却què才cái省xǐng悟wù,放fàng下xià宝bǎo塔tǎ,便biàn亲qīn手shǒu来lái解jiě行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě就jiù放fàng起qǐ刁diāo来lái道dào:「那nǎ个gè敢gǎn解jiě我wǒ?要yào便biàn连lián绳shéng儿ér抬tái去qù见jiàn驾jià,老lǎo孙sūn的de官guān事shì才cái赢yíng。」慌huāng得de天tiān王wáng手shǒu软ruǎn,太tài子zǐ无wú言yán,众zhòng家jiā将jiàng委wěi委wěi而ér退tuì。

萬事從寬

那nà大dà聖shèng打dǎ滾gǔn撒sā賴lài,只zhǐ要yào天tiān王wáng去qù見jiàn駕jià。天tiān王wáng無wú計jì可kě施shī,哀āi求qiú金jīn星xīng說shuō個gè方fāng便biàn。金jīn星xīng道dào:「古gǔ人rén云yún:『萬wàn事shì從cóng寬kuān。』你nǐ幹gàn事shì忒tè緊jǐn了le些xiē兒ér,就jiù把bǎ他tā綑kǔn住zhù,又yòu要yào殺shā他tā。那nà大dà圣shèng打dǎ滚gǔn撒sā赖lài,只zhǐ要yào天tiān王wáng去qù见jiàn驾jià。天tiān王wáng无wú计jì可kě施shī,哀āi求qiú金jīn星xīng说shuō个gè方fāng便biàn。金jīn星xīng道dào:「古gǔ人rén云yún:『万wàn事shì从cóng宽kuān。』你nǐ干gàn事shì忒tè紧jǐn了le些xiē儿ér,就jiù把bǎ他tā捆kǔn住zhù,又yòu要yào杀shā他tā。

晚親義重

這zhè猴hóu子zi是shì個gè有yǒu名míng的de賴lài皮pí,你nǐ如rú今jīn教jiào我wǒ怎zěn的de處chǔ?若ruò論lùn你nǐ令lìng郎láng講jiǎng起qǐ來lái,雖suī是shì恩ēn女nǚ,不bú是shì親qīn女nǚ,卻què也yě晚wǎn親qīn義yì重zhòng,不bù拘jū怎zěn生shēng折zhé辨biàn,你nǐ也yě有yǒu個gè罪zuì名míng。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「老lǎo星xīng怎zěn說shuō個gè方fāng便biàn,就jiù沒méi罪zuì了le。」这zhè猴hóu子zi是shì个gè有yǒu名míng的de赖lài皮pí,你nǐ如rú今jīn教jiào我wǒ怎zěn的de处chǔ?若ruò论lùn你nǐ令lìng郎láng讲jiǎng起qǐ来lái,虽suī是shì恩ēn女nǚ,不bú是shì亲qīn女nǚ,却què也yě晚wǎn亲qīn义yì重zhòng,不bù拘jū怎zěn生shēng折zhé辨biàn,你nǐ也yě有yǒu个gè罪zuì名míng。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「老lǎo星xīng怎zěn说shuō个gè方fāng便biàn,就jiù没méi罪zuì了le。」

無情可說

金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ也yě要yào和hé解jiě你nǐ們men,卻què只zhǐ是shì無wú情qíng可kě說shuō。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ那nà奏zòu招zhāo安ān授shòu官guān銜xián的de事shì,說shuō說shuō他tā也yě罷bà了le。」真zhēn個gè金jīn星xīng上shàng前qián,將jiāng手shǒu摸mō著zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「大dà聖shèng,看kàn我wǒ薄bó面miàn,解jiě了le繩shéng好hǎo去qù見jiàn駕jià。」金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ也yě要yào和hé解jiě你nǐ们men,却què只zhǐ是shì无wú情qíng可kě说shuō。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ那nà奏zòu招zhāo安ān授shòu官guān衔xián的de事shì,说shuō说shuō他tā也yě罢bà了le。」真zhēn个gè金jīn星xīng上shàng前qián,将jiāng手shǒu摸mō着zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「大dà圣shèng,看kàn我wǒ薄bó面miàn,解jiě了le绳shéng好hǎo去qù见jiàn驾jià。」

我會滾法

行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo官guān兒ér,不bú用yòng解jiě,我wǒ會huì滾gǔn法fǎ,一yí路lù滾gǔn就jiù滾gǔn到dào也yě。」金jīn星xīng笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ這zhè猴hóu忒tè恁nèn寡guǎ情qíng。我wǒ昔xī日rì也yě曾céng有yǒu些xiē恩ēn義yì兒ér到dào你nǐ,我wǒ這zhè些xiē些xiē事shì兒ér,就jiù不bù依yī我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ與yǔ我wǒ有yǒu甚shén恩ēn義yì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo官guān儿ér,不bú用yòng解jiě,我wǒ会huì滚gǔn法fǎ,一yí路lù滚gǔn就jiù滚gǔn到dào也yě。」金jīn星xīng笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ这zhè猴hóu忒tè恁nèn寡guǎ情qíng。我wǒ昔xī日rì也yě曾céng有yǒu些xiē恩ēn义yì儿ér到dào你nǐ,我wǒ这zhè些xiē些xiē事shì儿ér,就jiù不bù依yī我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ与yǔ我wǒ有yǒu甚shén恩ēn义yì?」

老身力奏

金jīn星xīng道dào:「你nǐ當dāng年nián在zài花huā果guǒ山shān為wéi怪guài,伏fú虎hǔ降xiáng龍lóng,強qiáng消xiāo死sǐ籍jí,聚jù群qún妖yāo大dà肆sì猖chāng狂kuáng,上shàng天tiān欲yù要yào擒qín你nǐ,也yě是shì老lǎo身shēn力lì奏zòu,降jiàng旨zhǐ招zhāo安ān,把bǎ你nǐ宣xuān上shàng天tiān堂táng,封fēng你nǐ做zuò弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn。金jīn星xīng道dào:「你nǐ当dāng年nián在zài花huā果guǒ山shān为wéi怪guài,伏fú虎hǔ降xiáng龙lóng,强qiáng消xiāo死sǐ籍jí,聚jù群qún妖yāo大dà肆sì猖chāng狂kuáng,上shàng天tiān欲yù要yào擒qín你nǐ,也yě是shì老lǎo身shēn力lì奏zòu,降jiàng旨zhǐ招zhāo安ān,把bǎ你nǐ宣xuān上shàng天tiān堂táng,封fēng你nǐ做zuò弼bì马mǎ温wēn。

無滅無生

你nǐ吃chī了le玉yù帝dì仙xiān酒jiǔ,後hòu又yòu招zhāo安ān,也yě是shì老lǎo身shēn力lì奏zòu,封fēng你nǐ做zuò『齊qí天tiān大dà聖shèng』。你nǐ又yòu不bù守shǒu本běn分fèn,偷tōu桃táo盜dào酒jiǔ,竊qiè老lǎo君jūn之zhī丹dān,如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,才cái得dé個gè無wú滅miè無wú生shēng。若ruò不bú是shì我wǒ,你nǐ如rú何hé得dé到dào今jīn日rì?」你nǐ吃chī了le玉yù帝dì仙xiān酒jiǔ,后hòu又yòu招zhāo安ān,也yě是shì老lǎo身shēn力lì奏zòu,封fēng你nǐ做zuò『齐qí天tiān大dà圣shèng』。你nǐ又yòu不bù守shǒu本běn分fèn,偷tōu桃táo盗dào酒jiǔ,窃qiè老lǎo君jūn之zhī丹dān,如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,才cái得dé个gè无wú灭miè无wú生shēng。若ruò不bú是shì我wǒ,你nǐ如rú何hé得dé到dào今jīn日rì?」

老頭兒同墓

行xíng者zhě道dào:「古gǔ人rén說shuō得de好hǎo:『死sǐ了le莫mò與yǔ老lǎo頭tóu兒ér同tóng墓mù。』乾gān淨jìng會huì揭jiē挑tiāo人rén。我wǒ也yě只zhǐ是shì做zuò弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn,鬧nào天tiān宮gōng罷bà了le,再zài無wú甚shén大dà事shì。也yě罷bà,也yě罷bà,看kàn你nǐ老lǎo人rén家jiā面miàn皮pí,還hái教jiào他tā自zì己jǐ來lái解jiě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「古gǔ人rén说shuō得de好hǎo:『死sǐ了le莫mò与yǔ老lǎo头tóu儿ér同tóng墓mù。』干gān净jìng会huì揭jiē挑tiāo人rén。我wǒ也yě只zhǐ是shì做zuò弼bì马mǎ温wēn,闹nào天tiān宫gōng罢bà了le,再zài无wú甚shén大dà事shì。也yě罢bà,也yě罢bà,看kàn你nǐ老lǎo人rén家jiā面miàn皮pí,还hái教jiào他tā自zì己jǐ来lái解jiě。」

一一上前

天tiān王wáng才cái敢gǎn向xiàng前qián,解jiě了le縛fù,請qǐng行xíng者zhě著zhuó衣yī上shàng坐zuò,一yī一yī上shàng前qián施shī禮lǐ。天tiān王wáng才cái敢gǎn向xiàng前qián,解jiě了le缚fù,请qǐng行xíng者zhě着zhuó衣yī上shàng坐zuò,一yī一yī上shàng前qián施shī礼lǐ。

先輸後贏

行xíng者zhě朝cháo了le金jīn星xīng道dào:「老lǎo官guān兒ér,何hé如rú?我wǒ說shuō先xiān輸shū後hòu贏yíng,買mǎi賣mài兒ér原yuán是shì這zhè等děng做zuò。快kuài催cuī他tā去qù見jiàn駕jià,莫mò誤wù了le我wǒ的de師shī父fù。」金jīn星xīng道dào:「莫mò忙máng,弄nòng了le這zhè一yí會huì,也yě吃chī鍾zhōng茶chá兒ér去qù。」行xíng者zhě朝cháo了le金jīn星xīng道dào:「老lǎo官guān儿ér,何hé如rú?我wǒ说shuō先xiān输shū后hòu赢yíng,买mǎi卖mài儿ér原yuán是shì这zhè等děng做zuò。快kuài催cuī他tā去qù见jiàn驾jià,莫mò误wù了le我wǒ的de师shī父fù。」金jīn星xīng道dào:「莫mò忙máng,弄nòng了le这zhè一yí会huì,也yě吃chī钟zhōng茶chá儿ér去qù。」

你得何罪

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ吃chī他tā的de茶chá,受shòu他tā的de私sī,賣mài放fàng犯fàn人rén,輕qīng慢màn聖shèng旨zhǐ,你nǐ得dé何hé罪zuì?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「不bù吃chī茶chá,不bù吃chī茶chá。連lián我wǒ也yě賴lài將jiāng起qǐ來lái了le。李lǐ天tiān王wáng,快kuài走zǒu,快kuài走zǒu。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ吃chī他tā的de茶chá,受shòu他tā的de私sī,卖mài放fàng犯fàn人rén,轻qīng慢màn圣shèng旨zhǐ,你nǐ得dé何hé罪zuì?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「不bù吃chī茶chá,不bù吃chī茶chá。连lián我wǒ也yě赖lài将jiāng起qǐ来lái了le。李lǐ天tiān王wáng,快kuài走zǒu,快kuài走zǒu。」

那裡敢去

天tiān王wáng那nǎ裡lǐ敢gǎn去qù,怕pà他tā沒méi的de說shuō做zuò有yǒu的de,放fàng起qǐ刁diāo來lái,口kǒu裡lǐ胡hú說shuō亂luàn道dào,怎zěn生shēng與yǔ他tā折zhé辨biàn?沒méi奈nài何hé,又yòu央yāng金jīn星xīng,教jiào說shuō方fāng便biàn。金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu一yí句jù話huà兒ér,你nǐ可kě依yī我wǒ?」天tiān王wáng那nǎ里lǐ敢gǎn去qù,怕pà他tā没méi的de说shuō做zuò有yǒu的de,放fàng起qǐ刁diāo来lái,口kǒu里lǐ胡hú说shuō乱luàn道dào,怎zěn生shēng与yǔ他tā折zhé辨biàn?没méi奈nài何hé,又yòu央yāng金jīn星xīng,教jiào说shuō方fāng便biàn。金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu一yí句jù话huà儿ér,你nǐ可kě依yī我wǒ?」

說得好

行xíng者zhě道dào:「繩shéng綑kǔn刀dāo砍kǎn之zhī事shì,我wǒ也yě通tōng看kàn你nǐ面miàn,還hái有yǒu甚shén話huà?你nǐ說shuō,你nǐ說shuō。說shuō得de好hǎo,就jiù依yī你nǐ;說shuō得de不bù好hǎo,莫mò怪guài。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「绳shéng捆kǔn刀dāo砍kǎn之zhī事shì,我wǒ也yě通tōng看kàn你nǐ面miàn,还hái有yǒu甚shén话huà?你nǐ说shuō,你nǐ说shuō。说shuō得de好hǎo,就jiù依yī你nǐ;说shuō得de不bù好hǎo,莫mò怪guài。」

天上一日

金jīn星xīng道dào:「一yí日rì官guān事shì十shí日rì打dǎ。你nǐ告gào了le御yù狀zhuàng,說shuō妖yāo精jīng是shì天tiān王wáng的de女nǚ兒ér,天tiān王wáng說shuō不bú是shì,你nǐ兩liǎng個gè只zhǐ管guǎn在zài御yù前qián折zhé辨biàn,反fǎn復fù不bù已yǐ。我wǒ說shuō天tiān上shàng一yí日rì,下xià界jiè就jiù是shì一yì年nián。金jīn星xīng道dào:「一yí日rì官guān事shì十shí日rì打dǎ。你nǐ告gào了le御yù状zhuàng,说shuō妖yāo精jīng是shì天tiān王wáng的de女nǚ儿ér,天tiān王wáng说shuō不bú是shì,你nǐ两liǎng个gè只zhǐ管guǎn在zài御yù前qián折zhé辨biàn,反fǎn复fù不bù已yǐ。我wǒ说shuō天tiān上shàng一yí日rì,下xià界jiè就jiù是shì一yì年nián。

小和尚兒

這zhè一yì年nián之zhī間jiān,那nà妖yāo精jīng把bǎ你nǐ師shī父fù陷xiàn在zài洞dòng中zhōng,莫mò說shuō成chéng親qīn,若ruò有yǒu個gè喜xǐ花huā下xià兒ér子zi,也yě生shēng了le一yí個gè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng兒ér,卻què不bú誤wù了le大dà事shì?」这zhè一yì年nián之zhī间jiān,那nà妖yāo精jīng把bǎ你nǐ师shī父fù陷xiàn在zài洞dòng中zhōng,莫mò说shuō成chéng亲qīn,若ruò有yǒu个gè喜xǐ花huā下xià儿ér子zi,也yě生shēng了le一yí个gè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng儿ér,却què不bú误wù了le大dà事shì?」

茶滾就回

行xíng者zhě低dī頭tóu想xiǎng道dào:「是shì啊a,我wǒ離lí八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng,只zhǐ說shuō多duō時shí飯fàn熟shú、少shǎo時shí茶chá滾gǔn就jiù回huí,今jīn已yǐ弄nòng了le這zhè半bàn會huì,卻què不bù遲chí了le?老lǎo官guān兒ér,既jì依yī你nǐ說shuō,這zhè旨zhǐ意yì如rú何hé回huí繳jiǎo?」行xíng者zhě低dī头tóu想xiǎng道dào:「是shì啊a,我wǒ离lí八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng,只zhǐ说shuō多duō时shí饭fàn熟shú、少shǎo时shí茶chá滚gǔn就jiù回huí,今jīn已yǐ弄nòng了le这zhè半bàn会huì,却què不bù迟chí了le?老lǎo官guān儿ér,既jì依yī你nǐ说shuō,这zhè旨zhǐ意yì如rú何hé回huí缴jiǎo?」

原告脫逃

金jīn星xīng道dào:「教jiào李lǐ天tiān王wáng點diǎn兵bīng,同tóng你nǐ下xià去qù降xiáng妖yāo,我wǒ去qù回huí旨zhǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me樣yàng回huí?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ只zhǐ說shuō原yuán告gào脫tuō逃táo,被bèi告gào免miǎn提tí。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo啊a,我wǒ倒dào看kàn你nǐ面miàn情qíng罷bà了le,你nǐ倒dào說shuō我wǒ脫tuō逃táo。金jīn星xīng道dào:「教jiào李lǐ天tiān王wáng点diǎn兵bīng,同tóng你nǐ下xià去qù降xiáng妖yāo,我wǒ去qù回huí旨zhǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me样yàng回huí?」金jīn星xīng道dào:「我wǒ只zhǐ说shuō原yuán告gào脱tuō逃táo,被bèi告gào免miǎn提tí。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo啊a,我wǒ倒dào看kàn你nǐ面miàn情qíng罢bà了le,你nǐ倒dào说shuō我wǒ脱tuō逃táo。

南天門外

教jiào他tā點diǎn兵bīng在zài南nán天tiān門mén外wài等děng我wǒ,我wǒ即jí和hé你nǐ回huí旨zhǐ繳jiǎo狀zhuàng去qù。」天tiān王wáng害hài怕pà道dào:「他tā這zhè一yí去qù,若ruò有yǒu言yán語yǔ,是shì臣chén背bèi君jūn也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ老lǎo孫sūn當dāng甚shén麼me樣yàng人rén?教jiào他tā点diǎn兵bīng在zài南nán天tiān门mén外wài等děng我wǒ,我wǒ即jí和hé你nǐ回huí旨zhǐ缴jiǎo状zhuàng去qù。」天tiān王wáng害hài怕pà道dào:「他tā这zhè一yí去qù,若ruò有yǒu言yán语yǔ,是shì臣chén背bèi君jūn也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ老lǎo孙sūn当dāng甚shén么me样yàng人rén?

駟馬難追

我wǒ也yě是shì個gè大dà丈zhàng夫fū,『一yì言yán既jì出chū,駟sì馬mǎ難nán追zhuī』,豈qǐ又yòu有yǒu污wū言yán頂dǐng你nǐ?」天tiān王wáng即jí謝xiè了le行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě與yǔ金jīn星xīng回huí旨zhǐ。天tiān王wáng點diǎn起qǐ本běn部bù天tiān兵bīng,徑jìng出chū南nán天tiān門mén外wài。我wǒ也yě是shì个gè大dà丈zhàng夫fū,『一yì言yán既jì出chū,驷sì马mǎ难nán追zhuī』,岂qǐ又yòu有yǒu污wū言yán顶dǐng你nǐ?」天tiān王wáng即jí谢xiè了le行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě与yǔ金jīn星xīng回huí旨zhǐ。天tiān王wáng点diǎn起qǐ本běn部bù天tiān兵bīng,径jìng出chū南nán天tiān门mén外wài。

降天恩免究

金jīn星xīng與yǔ行xíng者zhě回huí見jiàn玉yù帝dì道dào:「陷xiàn唐táng僧sēng者zhě,乃nǎi金jīn鼻bí白bái毛máo老lǎo鼠shǔ成chéng精jīng,假jiǎ設shè天tiān王wáng父fù子zǐ牌pái位wèi。天tiān王wáng知zhī之zhī,已yǐ點diǎn兵bīng收shōu怪guài去qù了le,望wàng天tiān尊zūn赦shè罪zuì。」玉yù帝dì已yǐ知zhī此cǐ情qíng,降jiàng天tiān恩ēn免miǎn究jiū。金jīn星xīng与yǔ行xíng者zhě回huí见jiàn玉yù帝dì道dào:「陷xiàn唐táng僧sēng者zhě,乃nǎi金jīn鼻bí白bái毛máo老lǎo鼠shǔ成chéng精jīng,假jiǎ设shè天tiān王wáng父fù子zǐ牌pái位wèi。天tiān王wáng知zhī之zhī,已yǐ点diǎn兵bīng收shōu怪guài去qù了le,望wàng天tiān尊zūn赦shè罪zuì。」玉yù帝dì已yǐ知zhī此cǐ情qíng,降jiàng天tiān恩ēn免miǎn究jiū。

風滾滾

行xíng者zhě即jí返fǎn雲yún光guāng,到dào南nán天tiān門mén外wài,見jiàn天tiān王wáng、太tài子zǐ佈bù列liè天tiān兵bīng等děng候hòu。噫yī!那nà些xiē神shén將jiàng風fēng滾gǔn滾gǔn,霧wù騰téng騰téng,接jiē住zhù大dà聖shèng,一yì齊qí墜zhuì下xià雲yún頭tóu,早zǎo到dào了le陷xiàn空kōng山shān上shàng。八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng眼yǎn巴bā巴bā正zhèng等děng,只zhǐ見jiàn天tiān兵bīng與yǔ行xíng者zhě來lái了le。行xíng者zhě即jí返fǎn云yún光guāng,到dào南nán天tiān门mén外wài,见jiàn天tiān王wáng、太tài子zǐ布bù列liè天tiān兵bīng等děng候hòu。噫yī!那nà些xiē神shén将jiàng风fēng滚gǔn滚gǔn,雾wù腾téng腾téng,接jiē住zhù大dà圣shèng,一yì齐qí坠zhuì下xià云yún头tóu,早zǎo到dào了le陷xiàn空kōng山shān上shàng。八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng眼yǎn巴bā巴bā正zhèng等děng,只zhǐ见jiàn天tiān兵bīng与yǔ行xíng者zhě来lái了le。

累及累及

獃dāi子zi迎yíng著zhe天tiān王wáng施shī禮lǐ道dào:「累lěi及jí,累lěi及jí。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「天tiān蓬péng元yuán帥shuài,你nǐ卻què不bù知zhī。只zhǐ因yīn我wǒ父fù子zǐ受shòu他tā一yí炷zhù香xiāng,致zhì令lìng妖yāo精jīng無wú理lǐ,困kùn了le你nǐ師shī父fù。來lái遲chí莫mò怪guài。呆dāi子zi迎yíng着zhe天tiān王wáng施shī礼lǐ道dào:「累lěi及jí,累lěi及jí。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「天tiān蓬péng元yuán帅shuài,你nǐ却què不bù知zhī。只zhǐ因yīn我wǒ父fù子zǐ受shòu他tā一yí炷zhù香xiāng,致zhì令lìng妖yāo精jīng无wú理lǐ,困kùn了le你nǐ师shī父fù。来lái迟chí莫mò怪guài。

洞門還向

這zhè個gè山shān就jiù是shì陷xiàn空kōng山shān了le?但dàn不bù知zhī他tā的de洞dòng門mén還hái向xiàng那nǎ邊biān開kāi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ這zhè條tiáo路lù且qiě是shì走zǒu熟shú了le,只zhǐ是shì這zhè個gè洞dòng叫jiào做zuò個gè無wú底dǐ洞dòng,周zhōu圍wéi有yǒu三sān百bǎi餘yú里lǐ,妖yāo精jīng窠kē穴xué甚shèn多duō。这zhè个gè山shān就jiù是shì陷xiàn空kōng山shān了le?但dàn不bù知zhī他tā的de洞dòng门mén还hái向xiàng那nǎ边biān开kāi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ这zhè条tiáo路lù且qiě是shì走zǒu熟shú了le,只zhǐ是shì这zhè个gè洞dòng叫jiào做zuò个gè无wú底dǐ洞dòng,周zhōu围wéi有yǒu三sān百bǎi余yú里lǐ,妖yāo精jīng窠kē穴xué甚shèn多duō。

鬼影也沒個

前qián番fān我wǒ師shī父fù在zài那nà兩liǎng滴dī水shuǐ的de門mén樓lóu裡lǐ,今jīn番fān靜jìng悄qiāo悄qiāo,鬼guǐ影yǐng也yě沒méi個gè,不bù知zhī又yòu搬bān在zài何hé處chù去qù也yě。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「任rèn他tā設shè盡jìn千qiān般bān計jì,難nán脫tuō天tiān羅luó地dì網wǎng中zhōng。到dào洞dòng門mén前qián再zài作zuò道dào理lǐ。」大dà家jiā就jiù行xíng。前qián番fān我wǒ师shī父fù在zài那nà两liǎng滴dī水shuǐ的de门mén楼lóu里lǐ,今jīn番fān静jìng悄qiāo悄qiāo,鬼guǐ影yǐng也yě没méi个gè,不bù知zhī又yòu搬bān在zài何hé处chù去qù也yě。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「任rèn他tā设shè尽jìn千qiān般bān计jì,难nán脱tuō天tiān罗luó地dì网wǎng中zhōng。到dào洞dòng门mén前qián再zài作zuò道dào理lǐ。」大dà家jiā就jiù行xíng。

缸口大的門

咦yí!約yuē有yǒu十shí餘yú里lǐ,就jiù到dào了le那nà大dà石shí邊biān。行xíng者zhě指zhǐ那nà缸gāng口kǒu大dà的de門mén兒ér道dào:「兀wù的de便biàn是shì也yě。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「『不bú入rù虎hǔ穴xué,安ān得dé虎hǔ子zi。』咦yí!约yuē有yǒu十shí余yú里lǐ,就jiù到dào了le那nà大dà石shí边biān。行xíng者zhě指zhǐ那nà缸gāng口kǒu大dà的de门mén儿ér道dào:「兀wù的de便biàn是shì也yě。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「『不bú入rù虎hǔ穴xué,安ān得dé虎hǔ子zi。』

當頭還要

誰shuí敢gǎn當dāng先xiān?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ當dāng先xiān。」三sān太tài子zǐ道dào:「我wǒ奉fèng旨zhǐ降xiáng妖yāo,我wǒ當dāng先xiān。」那nà獃dāi子zi便biàn莽mǎng撞zhuàng起qǐ來lái,高gāo聲shēng叫jiào道dào:「當dāng頭tóu還hái要yào我wǒ老lǎo豬zhū。」谁shuí敢gǎn当dāng先xiān?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ当dāng先xiān。」三sān太tài子zǐ道dào:「我wǒ奉fèng旨zhǐ降xiáng妖yāo,我wǒ当dāng先xiān。」那nà呆dāi子zi便biàn莽mǎng撞zhuàng起qǐ来lái,高gāo声shēng叫jiào道dào:「当dāng头tóu还hái要yào我wǒ老lǎo猪zhū。」

上天無路

天tiān王wáng道dào:「不bù須xū囉luō噪zào,但dàn依yī我wǒ分fēn擺bǎi:孫sūn大dà聖shèng和hé太tài子zǐ同tóng領lǐng著zhe兵bīng將jiàng下xià去qù,我wǒ們men三sān人rén在zài口kǒu上shàng把bǎ守shǒu,做zuò個gè裡lǐ應yìng外wài合hé,教jiào他tā上shàng天tiān無wú路lù,入rù地dì無wú門mén,才cái顯xiǎn些xiē些xiē手shǒu段duàn。」眾zhòng人rén都dōu答dá應yìng了le一yì聲shēng:「是shì。」天tiān王wáng道dào:「不bù须xū啰luō噪zào,但dàn依yī我wǒ分fēn摆bǎi:孙sūn大dà圣shèng和hé太tài子zǐ同tóng领lǐng着zhe兵bīng将jiàng下xià去qù,我wǒ们men三sān人rén在zài口kǒu上shàng把bǎ守shǒu,做zuò个gè里lǐ应yìng外wài合hé,教jiào他tā上shàng天tiān无wú路lù,入rù地dì无wú门mén,才cái显xiǎn些xiē些xiē手shǒu段duàn。」众zhòng人rén都dōu答dá应yìng了le一yì声shēng:「是shì。」

雙輪日月

你nǐ看kàn那nà行xíng者zhě和hé三sān太tài子zǐ領lǐng了le兵bīng將jiàng,望wàng洞dòng裡lǐ只zhǐ是shì一yì溜liū。駕jià起qǐ雲yún光guāng,擡tái頭tóu一yí望wàng,果guǒ然rán好hǎo個gè洞dòng啊a:你nǐ看kàn那nà行xíng者zhě和hé三sān太tài子zǐ领lǐng了le兵bīng将jiàng,望wàng洞dòng里lǐ只zhǐ是shì一yì溜liū。驾jià起qǐ云yún光guāng,抬tái头tóu一yí望wàng,果guǒ然rán好hǎo个gè洞dòng啊a:

依yī舊jiù雙shuāng輪lún日rì月yuè,照zhào般bān一yí望wàng山shān川chuān。依yī旧jiù双shuāng轮lún日rì月yuè,照zhào般bān一yí望wàng山shān川chuān。
珠zhū淵yuān玉yù井jǐng暖nuǎn弢tāo煙yān。珠zhū渊yuān玉yù井jǐng暖nuǎn弢tāo烟yān。
更gèng有yǒu許xǔ多duō堪kān羨xiàn。更gèng有yǒu许xǔ多duō堪kān羡xiàn。
洞天罕見
疊dié疊dié朱zhū樓lóu畫huà閣gé,嶷yí嶷yí赤chì壁bì青qīng田tián。叠dié叠dié朱zhū楼lóu画huà阁gé,嶷yí嶷yí赤chì壁bì青qīng田tián。
三sān春chūn楊yáng柳liǔ九jiǔ秋qiū蓮lián。三sān春chūn杨yáng柳liǔ九jiǔ秋qiū莲lián。
兀wù的de洞dòng天tiān罕hǎn見jiàn。兀wù的de洞dòng天tiān罕hǎn见jiàn。
草都踏光

頃qǐng刻kè間jiān,停tíng住zhù了le雲yún光guāng,徑jìng到dào那nà妖yāo精jīng舊jiù宅zhái。挨āi門mén兒ér搜sōu尋xún,吆yāo吆yāo喝hè喝hè,一yì重chóng又yòu一yì重chóng,一yí處chù又yòu一yí處chù,把bǎ那nà三sān百bǎi里lǐ地dì,草cǎo都dōu踏tà光guāng了le,那nǎ見jiàn個gè妖yāo精jīng?那nǎ見jiàn個gè三sān藏zàng?顷qǐng刻kè间jiān,停tíng住zhù了le云yún光guāng,径jìng到dào那nà妖yāo精jīng旧jiù宅zhái。挨āi门mén儿ér搜sōu寻xún,吆yāo吆yāo喝hè喝hè,一yì重chóng又yòu一yì重chóng,一yí处chù又yòu一yí处chù,把bǎ那nà三sān百bǎi里lǐ地dì,草cǎo都dōu踏tà光guāng了le,那nǎ见jiàn个gè妖yāo精jīng?那nǎ见jiàn个gè三sān藏zàng?

另有個小洞

都dōu只zhǐ說shuō:「這zhè孽niè畜chù一yí定dìng是shì早zǎo出chū了le這zhè洞dòng,遠yuǎn遠yuǎn去qù哩li。」那nǎ曉xiǎo得dé他tā在zài那nà東dōng南nán黑hēi角jiǎo落luò上shàng,望wàng下xià去qù,另lìng有yǒu個gè小xiǎo洞dòng。都dōu只zhǐ说shuō:「这zhè孽niè畜chù一yí定dìng是shì早zǎo出chū了le这zhè洞dòng,远yuǎn远yuǎn去qù哩li。」那nǎ晓xiǎo得dé他tā在zài那nà东dōng南nán黑hēi角jiǎo落luò上shàng,望wàng下xià去qù,另lìng有yǒu个gè小xiǎo洞dòng。

暗香馥馥

洞dòng裡lǐ一yì重chóng小xiǎo小xiǎo門mén,一yì間jiān矮ǎi矮ǎi屋wū,盆pén栽zāi了le幾jǐ種zhǒng花huā,簷yán傍páng著zhe數shù竿gān竹zhú,黑hēi氣qì氳yūn氳yūn,暗àn香xiāng馥fù馥fù。老lǎo怪guài攝shè了le三sān藏zàng,搬bān在zài這zhè裡lǐ,逼bī住zhù成chéng親qīn。只zhǐ說shuō行xíng者zhě再zài也yě找zhǎo不bù著zháo,誰shuí知zhī他tā命mìng合hé該gāi休xiū。洞dòng里lǐ一yì重chóng小xiǎo小xiǎo门mén,一yì间jiān矮ǎi矮ǎi屋wū,盆pén栽zāi了le几jǐ种zhǒng花huā,簷yán傍páng着zhe数shù竿gān竹zhú,黑hēi气qì氲yūn氲yūn,暗àn香xiāng馥fù馥fù。老lǎo怪guài摄shè了le三sān藏zàng,搬bān在zài这zhè里lǐ,逼bī住zhù成chéng亲qīn。只zhǐ说shuō行xíng者zhě再zài也yě找zhǎo不bù着zháo,谁shuí知zhī他tā命mìng合hé该gāi休xiū。

伸起頸來

那nà些xiē小xiǎo怪guài在zài裡lǐ面miàn,一yí個gè個gè嚌jì嚌jì嘈cáo嘈cáo,挨āi挨āi簇cù簇cù。中zhōng間jiān有yǒu個gè大dà膽dǎn些xiē的de,伸shēn起qǐ頸jǐng來lái,望wàng洞dòng外wài略lüè看kàn一yí看kàn,一yì頭tóu撞zhuàng著zháo個gè天tiān兵bīng,一yì聲shēng嚷rǎng道dào:「在zài這zhè裡lǐ!」那nà些xiē小xiǎo怪guài在zài里lǐ面miàn,一yí个gè个gè哜jì哜jì嘈cáo嘈cáo,挨āi挨āi簇cù簇cù。中zhōng间jiān有yǒu个gè大dà胆dǎn些xiē的de,伸shēn起qǐ颈jǐng来lái,望wàng洞dòng外wài略lüè看kàn一yí看kàn,一yì头tóu撞zhuàng着zháo个gè天tiān兵bīng,一yì声shēng嚷rǎng道dào:「在zài这zhè里lǐ!」

一窟妖精

那nà行xíng者zhě惱nǎo起qǐ性xìng來lái,捻niǎn著zhe金jīn箍gū棒bàng,一yí下xià闖chuǎng將jiāng進jìn去qù。那nà裡lǐ邊biān窄zhǎi小xiǎo,窩wō著zhe一yì窟kū妖yāo精jīng。三sān太tài子zǐ縱zòng起qǐ天tiān兵bīng,一yì齊qí擁yōng上shàng,一yí個gè個gè那nǎ裡lǐ去qù躲duǒ?行xíng者zhě尋xún著zháo唐táng僧sēng,和hé那nà龍lóng馬mǎ,和hé那nà行xíng李li。那nà行xíng者zhě恼nǎo起qǐ性xìng来lái,捻niǎn着zhe金jīn箍gū棒bàng,一yí下xià闯chuǎng将jiāng进jìn去qù。那nà里lǐ边biān窄zhǎi小xiǎo,窝wō着zhe一yì窟kū妖yāo精jīng。三sān太tài子zǐ纵zòng起qǐ天tiān兵bīng,一yì齐qí拥yōng上shàng,一yí个gè个gè那nǎ里lǐ去qù躲duǒ?行xíng者zhě寻xún着zháo唐táng僧sēng,和hé那nà龙lóng马mǎ,和hé那nà行xíng李li。

拖木頭

那nà老lǎo怪guài尋xún思sī無wú路lù,看kàn著zhe哪né吒zhā太tài子zǐ,只zhǐ是shì磕kē頭tóu求qiú命mìng。太tài子zǐ道dào:「這zhè是shì玉yù旨zhǐ來lái拿ná你nǐ,不bù當dāng小xiǎo可kě。我wǒ父fù子zǐ只zhǐ為wèi受shòu了le一yí炷zhù香xiāng,險xiǎn些xiē兒ér和hé尚shàng拖tuō木mù頭tou──做zuò出chū了le寺sì。」那nà老lǎo怪guài寻xún思sī无wú路lù,看kàn着zhe哪né咤zhā太tài子zǐ,只zhǐ是shì磕kē头tóu求qiú命mìng。太tài子zǐ道dào:「这zhè是shì玉yù旨zhǐ来lái拿ná你nǐ,不bù当dāng小xiǎo可kě。我wǒ父fù子zǐ只zhǐ为wèi受shòu了le一yí炷zhù香xiāng,险xiǎn些xiē儿ér和hé尚shàng拖tuō木mù头tou──做zuò出chū了le寺sì。」

吃場苦楚

啈hēng聲shēng天tiān兵bīng,取qǔ下xià縛fù妖yāo索suǒ,把bǎ那nà些xiē妖yāo精jīng都dōu綑kǔn了le。老lǎo怪guài也yě少shào不bù得de吃chī場cháng苦kǔ楚chǔ。返fǎn雲yún光guāng,一yì齊qí出chū洞dòng。行xíng者zhě口kǒu裡lǐ嘻xī嘻xī嗄á嗄á。啈hēng声shēng天tiān兵bīng,取qǔ下xià缚fù妖yāo索suǒ,把bǎ那nà些xiē妖yāo精jīng都dōu捆kǔn了le。老lǎo怪guài也yě少shào不bù得de吃chī场cháng苦kǔ楚chǔ。返fǎn云yún光guāng,一yì齐qí出chū洞dòng。行xíng者zhě口kǒu里lǐ嘻xī嘻xī嗄á嗄á。

卻見你師父

天tiān王wáng掣chè開kāi洞dòng口kǒu,迎yíng著zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「今jīn番fān卻què見jiàn你nǐ師shī父fù也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「多duō謝xiè了le,多duō謝xiè了le。」就jiù引yǐn三sān藏zàng拜bài謝xiè天tiān王wáng,次cì及jí太tài子zǐ。天tiān王wáng掣chè开kāi洞dòng口kǒu,迎yíng着zhe行xíng者zhě道dào:「今jīn番fān却què见jiàn你nǐ师shī父fù也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「多duō谢xiè了le,多duō谢xiè了le。」就jiù引yǐn三sān藏zàng拜bài谢xiè天tiān王wáng,次cì及jí太tài子zǐ。

輕易不得

沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè只zhǐ是shì要yào碎suì剮guǎ那nà老lǎo精jīng,天tiān王wáng道dào:「他tā是shì奉fèng玉yù旨zhǐ拿ná的de,輕qīng易yì不bù得de,我wǒ們men還hái要yào去qù回huí旨zhǐ哩li。」一yì邊biān天tiān王wáng同tóng三sān太tài子zǐ領lǐng著zhe天tiān兵bīng神shén將jiàng,押yā住zhù妖yāo精jīng,去qù奏zòu天tiān曹cáo,聽tīng候hòu發fā落luò;沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè只zhǐ是shì要yào碎suì剐guǎ那nà老lǎo精jīng,天tiān王wáng道dào:「他tā是shì奉fèng玉yù旨zhǐ拿ná的de,轻qīng易yì不bù得de,我wǒ们men还hái要yào去qù回huí旨zhǐ哩li。」一yì边biān天tiān王wáng同tóng三sān太tài子zǐ领lǐng着zhe天tiān兵bīng神shén将jiàng,押yā住zhù妖yāo精jīng,去qù奏zòu天tiān曹cáo,听tīng候hòu发fā落luò;

割斷絲蘿

一yì邊biān行xíng者zhě擁yōng著zhe唐táng僧sēng,沙shā僧sēng收shōu拾shí行xíng李li,八bā戒jiè攏lǒng馬mǎ,請qǐng唐táng僧sēng騎qí馬mǎ,齊qí上shàng大dà路lù。這zhè正zhèng是shì:一yì边biān行xíng者zhě拥yōng着zhe唐táng僧sēng,沙shā僧sēng收shōu拾shí行xíng李li,八bā戒jiè拢lǒng马mǎ,请qǐng唐táng僧sēng骑qí马mǎ,齐qí上shàng大dà路lù。这zhè正zhèng是shì:

割gē斷duàn絲sī蘿luó乾gān金jīn海hǎi,打dǎ開kāi玉yù鎖suǒ出chū樊fán籠lóng。割gē断duàn丝sī萝luó干gān金jīn海hǎi,打dǎ开kāi玉yù锁suǒ出chū樊fán笼lóng。
下回分解

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī前qián去qù何hé如rú,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī前qián去qù何hé如rú,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 Two Painted Boards

Now the fiend had sent Tripitaka out of the cave, and Sha Monk came forward to ask, “Master, you are out — but where has our elder brother got to?” Bajie said, “He has a plan of his own. He will have traded himself for the master, depend on it.” Tripitaka pointed at the fiend with his hand and said, “Your elder brother is in her belly.” Bajie laughed. “Filthy, that is what it is. “What is he doing in her belly? Come on out.” Pilgrim called from inside, “Open your mouth and let me out.” The monster really did open her mouth. Pilgrim made himself very small and scrambled up inside her throat. He was about to come out when it struck him that she might be unreasonable enough to bite, so he brought out his iron rod, blew a magic breath on it and cried, “Change!”

It turned into a peg shaped like a date stone, which he braced against the roof of her mouth. Then he gave a leap, sprang out past her lips, dragged the rod after him as he went, arched his back and stood there in his own true form again, and swung the rod down to strike; and the fiend, just as readily, drew out a pair of treasure swords and met it with a clang. The two of them on the mountain top now fought a fine fight:

Twin swords danced up to block him face to face; the gold-banded rod came down at her head. One is a heaven-born ape by nature, a body of the Mind-Ape; one is an earth-bred sprite, the very bones of the Fair Girl. The two of them, hatred swelling in their breasts, made a great muster where delight breeds a grudge.
That one means to take his primal yang and make a match of it; this one means to fight her pure yin and knot the holy embryo. The rod flew up and cold fog filled the sky; the swords came on and black dust sifted over the ground. For the elder's sake, to reach the Tathagata, they strove in bitter hatred and each showed great skill.
Water and fire will not mix, and the way of the mother is spoiled; yin and yang will not join, and each pulls apart. The two households fought a good long while; the ground shook, the mountain swayed, and the trees came down.

Bajie watched the two of them going at it and began muttering away to himself, his temper turning against Pilgrim. He swung round to Sha Monk and said, “Brother, our elder brother is making a mess of this. He was in her belly just now. He could have swung a fist, sent her a bellyful of red, torn the skin open and climbed out — and would that not have settled the account? “Why come out through her mouth instead, and stand there trading blows, and let her rage about like this?” Sha Monk said, “Just so. Still, we have our elder brother to thank for getting the master out of the deep cave, and now he is fighting the fiend on top of that. “Let the master sit here by himself. You and I will take up our weapons, go and help our eldest brother, and knock the fiend down.” Bajie waved both hands. “No, no, no. She has powers. We are no match for her.” Sha Monk said, “What a thing to say. This benefits all of us. We may be no match, but a fart still adds to the wind.”

The Idiot's blood was up in a moment. He hauled out his muckrake and shouted, “Let us go!” The pair of them left the master where he was, rode the wind up together, and laid into the fiend, the rake swinging and the treasure staff coming down. The fiend had been unable to beat Pilgrim single-handed. Now that she saw the other two as well, how was she to hold out? She whipped her head round and turned to run. Pilgrim shouted, “After her, brothers!” The fiend saw them pressing her hard, so she stripped the flowered shoe off her right foot, blew a magic breath on it, said a spell over it and cried, “Change!” It changed at once into the very likeness of her, and came dancing back with two swords; and she gave her own body a shake, turned into a gust of clean wind, and went straight back the way she had come. This time she meant only that she could not beat the three of them and was running to save her skin. Who could have known that something quite different was waiting?

It was also that Tripitaka's unlucky star had not yet set. When she reached the archway in front of the cave mouth she found the Tang Monk sitting there all alone. She went straight up, threw her arms round him, snatched the baggage, bit through the bridle rope, and carried man and horse together back inside — of which no more for now. Meanwhile Bajie had found an opening, and one blow of the rake knocked the fiend to the ground — where she turned out to be a single flowered shoe. Pilgrim saw it and said, “You pair of idiots. You were to keep an eye on the master — who asked you to come and help with anything?” Bajie said, “Sha Monk, how about that? I said we should not come. “This monkey has a touch of wind in the brain. We subdue his demon for him and all we get back is his complaining.” Pilgrim said, “Where exactly did you subdue any demon? When that demon fought me yesterday she used the same abandoned-shoe trick to fool me.

“You two ran off, and heaven knows what has become of the master. Let us get back there quickly and look.” The three of them hurried back, and sure enough the master was gone — baggage and white horse with him, not a trace of any of them. Bajie in his panic went dashing about in both directions at once; Sha Monk hunted front and back; and even the Great Sage Sun was frantic and hot-tempered with it. As they were casting about, they caught sight of half a length of bridle rope trailing crookedly at the side of the road. He picked it up, and could not hold back the tears in his eyes. He cried out, “Master! When I left I said goodbye to a man and a horse, and I come back to nothing but this piece of rope.” It was just as they say: seeing the saddle he thought of the fine horse; the tears fell as he thought of the one he loved. Bajie saw him in tears and could not help roaring with laughter at the sky. Pilgrim swore at him. “You great oaf, are you looking to break up the company again?” Bajie laughed again. “Brother, that is not it at all. The master has certainly been carried off into the cave by the fiend again. As the old saying goes: nothing is done in fewer than three tries.

“You have been into the cave twice. Go in once more and you will be sure to bring the master out.” Pilgrim wiped his eyes and said, “Very well. Things have come to such a pass that there is no help for it. I will go in again. You two have no baggage or horse to worry about now, so mind you guard the cave mouth properly.” The fine Great Sage turned about and sprang inside, and this time he worked no transformation at all but went in his own true form. It was truly a case of this:

Odd-shaped, with jutting cheeks, and hard of heart within; a monster from his youth, and stout in supernatural strength. High and low, his face outdoes a saddle-bow; his eyes shoot golden light, bright as fire. The hair all over him is stiff as steel needles; the tiger-skin kilt is tied on and its bright flowers rustle.
Up in heaven he scattered ten thousand flying clouds; down in the sea he stirred a thousand layers of waves. Facing heaven he trusted his strength and fought the Heavenly King; he drove back a hundred and eight thousand generals. By command he was styled Great Sage, the Handsome Monkey Sprite; in his hand he has always wielded the gold-banded rod. Today in the west he puts forth all he can; back he comes into the cave to hold up Tripitaka.

Look at him: he brought his cloud to a halt and went straight to the outside of the fiend's house. Seeing the gate of the gatehouse shut, he did not stop to sort good from bad but swung the iron rod and broke it open at a blow, and charged in. Inside it was silent as ever, without a footprint anywhere. Under the eastern gallery there was no Tang Monk. On the pavilion the tables and chairs, and the household gear everywhere, were gone to the last item. It turned out that the inside of her cave ran three hundred lǐ and more round about, and the fiend had a great many burrows in it. The time before, when she carried the Tang Monk off to this place, Pilgrim had managed to find him; this time she had carried him off and, afraid Pilgrim would come hunting again, had moved at once, and where to nobody knew. It so exasperated Pilgrim that he stamped and beat his breast, and cried out at the top of his voice, “Master! You are a Tang Tripitaka turned out of sheer bad luck, a scripture-seeking monk cast out of pure calamity. Ai! I know this road well enough by now — how is it you are not here? Where does that leave old Monkey to go looking?”

He was in the middle of hollering and fuming when all at once a gust of scented wind came to his nose. He recovered himself and said, “That incense smoke is drifting out from the back. She must be somewhere behind here.” He strode out, lifted the iron rod, and walked on in to have a look — but there was nothing stirring. He saw only three rooms facing north, and against the back wall stood a carved-lacquer altar table with a dragon-swallow mouth. On the table was a great gilt incense burner, and inside it the incense smoke lay rich and heavy. Set up on the altar above was a great gilt-lettered tablet, and on the tablet was written HONOURED FATHER, HIS PLACE, LI THE HEAVENLY KING; and a little lower down was written HONOURED ELDER BROTHER, NEZHA, THIRD PRINCE, HIS PLACE. Pilgrim saw it and his heart filled with delight. He gave up hunting for the fiend and looking for the Tang Monk, pinched the iron rod down to an embroidery needle, tucked it into his ear, spread his hands, picked up tablets and incense burner together, turned his cloud round and went straight out of the door. At the cave mouth he came out chortling and cackling, laughing without a stop.

Bajie and Sha Monk heard him, pulled back from the cave mouth and came to meet him. “Brother, you are as pleased as all that — you must have got the master out?” Pilgrim laughed. “There is no need for us to rescue anybody. We only ask this tablet for him.” Bajie said, “Brother, this tablet is not the fiend, and it cannot talk either. How are you going to ask it for anybody?” Pilgrim set them down on the ground. “Look at these.” Sha Monk came close and looked, and there written above were HONOURED FATHER, HIS PLACE, LI THE HEAVENLY KING and HONOURED ELDER BROTHER, NEZHA, THIRD PRINCE, HIS PLACE. Sha Monk said, “What does this mean?” Pilgrim said, “This is what that fiend's household worships. “I broke into the place where she lives and found neither person nor thing there, only this tablet. My guess is that she is a daughter of Li the Heavenly King and a younger sister of the Third Prince, that she longed for the mortal world and came down to it, put on the disguise of a fiend, and has carried my master off. If I do not ask her people for him, who am I to ask?

“You two stand guard here. Let old Monkey take these tablets straight up to heaven and lay an accusation before the Jade Emperor himself, and make the Heavenly King and his sons give me back my master.” Bajie said, “Brother, the old saying goes: accuse a man of a capital crime and you get the capital crime. It has to stand up in reason before you can do it. “Besides, is an accusation before the throne a thing to be laid lightly? Tell me first: how do you mean to accuse him?” Pilgrim laughed. “I have it worked out. I shall make these tablets and this incense burner my evidence, and get up another plaint on paper besides.” Bajie said, “What will you write on the plaint? “Read it out and let me hear it.” Pilgrim said:

“The accuser is Sun Wukong. His age and particulars are on the register. He is a disciple of the Tang Tripitaka, a monk of the Tang court of the Eastern Land, sent west to fetch scriptures.
“The charge is: a false fiend has seized and imprisoned a person. There is now Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, together with his son Prince Nezha, whose household discipline is slack, who have let a daughter of their own out of doors. In the world below, at the Bottomless Cave of Mount Empty-Trap, she has changed herself into a fiend and deluded and destroyed lives beyond counting. “She has now carried off my own master into a deep and winding place, where there is no trace of him to be found.
“If I do not bring this plaint, then I must consider that father and son have been unkind, and have deliberately let a woman of their house turn demon and injure the multitude. “I humbly beg your compassion and approval: that a summons be issued and the case brought to court, the wickedness taken up and my master rescued, and the guilt plainly established. This would be a deep kindness. “Herewith the above accusation.”

Bajie and Sha Monk heard him out and were delighted. “Brother, the accusation is sound. You are bound to have the better of it. But you must come back quickly. Any delay and I fear the fiend will do the master a fatal injury.” Pilgrim said, “I shall be quick, I shall be quick. As long as it takes rice to cook, or tea to come to the boil, and I am back.” The fine Great Sage held the tablets and the incense burner, gave his body a leap, rode an auspicious cloud, and went straight to the outside of the South Heaven Gate. The Mighty Heavenly King and the Kingdom-Guarding Heavenly King, who held the gate at that time, saw Pilgrim and every one of them bowed with hands behind his back and did not dare bar the way, but let him through. He went straight down to the Hall of Universal Brightness, where the four great Celestial Masters Zhang, Ge, Xu and Qiu came to meet him with a bow. “What brings the Great Sage here?” Pilgrim said, “I have a plaint on paper. I want to accuse two people.” The Celestial Masters were taken aback. “This shameless creature — who can he want to accuse?” There was nothing for it: they took him in below the Hall of Divine Mists and made the report, and an edict came down admitting him.

Pilgrim set down the tablets and the incense burner, made his bow to the throne, and handed up the plaint. The Immortal Ge received it and spread it out on the imperial desk. The Jade Emperor read it through from the top, saw how the matter stood, and had the plaint itself endorsed as an edict. He summoned the Gold Star of Venus, Changgeng of the west, to receive the order and go to the Cloud Tower Palace to summon Li the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King before the throne. Pilgrim came forward and submitted, “I hope the Heavenly Lord will punish him properly; otherwise there will be more trouble out of it.” The Jade Emperor gave a further instruction: “The accuser goes too.” Pilgrim said, “Old Monkey goes as well?” The four Celestial Masters said, “His Majesty has issued the edict. You may go along with the Gold Star.” Pilgrim did indeed follow the Gold Star. They rode the cloud head and were soon at the Cloud Tower Palace.

It turned out that this was the Heavenly King's own house, and it was called the Cloud Tower Palace. The Gold Star saw a boy attendant standing at the palace gate. The boy knew the Gold Star, and went straight in to report, “The old lord, the Gold Star of Venus, has come.” The Heavenly King thereupon came out to receive him. Seeing besides that the Gold Star was carrying an edict, he at once ordered incense to be lit. Then, as he turned, he saw Pilgrim come in behind, and the Heavenly King turned angry on the spot. Do you know why he turned angry? In the year when Pilgrim made his great uproar in heaven, the Jade Emperor had appointed the Heavenly King Grand Marshal Demon-Queller, and appointed Prince Nezha God of the Three Altars and the Assembly of the Sea, to lead the heavenly host and take Pilgrim in. They fought repeatedly and could not win. It was still the sore feeling of that defeat five hundred years ago; he had some resentment of him, and that was why he turned angry.

He could not hold it in. “Old Changgeng, what edict is it you have fetched?” The Gold Star said, “It is a plaint against you laid by the Great Sage Sun.” The Heavenly King had been out of temper already; hearing the word accuse spoken, he burst into a thunderclap of rage. “What is he accusing me of?” The Gold Star said, “He accuses you of a false fiend seizing and imprisoning a person. “Burn your incense and read it for yourself.” The Heavenly King, huffing and puffing, set out the incense table and gave thanks to the empty air. The bowing done, he opened out the edict and read it, and found it was thus and thus, so and so. It so galled him that he thumped the incense table with his hand. “This monkey head — he has accused me wrongly.” The Gold Star said, “Calm your anger. “The tablets and the incense burner are there before the throne as evidence, and they say she is a daughter of your own.” The Heavenly King said, “I have only three sons and one daughter. My eldest boy is called Jinzha. He serves the Tathagata and is a guardian of the vanguard; my second boy is called Muzha, and is in the Southern Sea, a disciple following Guanyin;

“my third boy is called Nezha, and is at my side, attending court morning and evening as a guard. My one daughter is a girl of just seven years, called Zhenying. She does not understand the affairs of people yet — how could she manage to be a fiend? If you do not believe it, I will have her carried out for you to see. This monkey head is downright insolent. “Never mind that I am a founding officer of heaven, holding an office that lets me execute first and report afterwards — even a small commoner in the world below cannot be falsely accused. The statute says: false accusation, three degrees added.” He called to his people, “Take the demon-binding rope and tie this monkey head up.” Ranged below the hall were the Mighty Spirit God, General Fish-Belly and the Yaksha Chieftain. They rushed forward in a body and had Pilgrim tied. The Gold Star said, “Heavenly King Li, do not go making trouble. I came with him from before the throne, bearing an edict to summon you. That rope of yours is rather heavy. Bind him too long and it will do him harm, and there will be bad feeling.”

The Heavenly King said, “Gold Star, when a creature brings a lying, harassing accusation like this, how can he be tolerated? Sit down a while. Wait till I take the demon-cleaving blade and cut off this monkey head, and then I will go with you to the throne and report back.” The Gold Star, seeing him fetch the blade, was frightened out of his wits. He said to Pilgrim, “You have gone about this wrongly. “Is an accusation before the throne a thing to be laid lightly? You did not even establish the facts, and you go blundering about like this. If it costs you your life, what then?” Pilgrim was not in the least afraid. He said, smiling all over his face, “Set your mind at rest, old sir. There is nothing in it at all. Old Monkey does business this way as a rule. It always goes lose first and win after.” Before he had finished, the Heavenly King swung the blade round and brought it down at Pilgrim's head. Up came the Third Prince at once, who caught it on his demon-cleaving sword and cried, “Father, stay your anger.” The Heavenly King went white with shock. Ai!

When a father sees a son block his blade with a sword, he should shout him down. Why should he go white with shock instead? It turns out that when the Heavenly King fathered this son, there was the character NA on his left palm and the character ZHA on his right, and so he was named Nezha. This prince, three days old, went down into the sea to wash himself and got into trouble. He trampled the Crystal Palace flat and caught a scaly dragon, meaning to draw out its sinews for a sash-cord. The Heavenly King learned of it and, fearing what would come of it later, wanted to kill him. Nezha flew into a rage. Taking the blade in his own hand, he cut off his flesh and gave it back to his mother, scraped his bones and gave them back to his father, and returned to them the seed and blood of his parents. A single point of his soul went straight to the Western Paradise to lay a complaint before the Buddha. The Buddha was in the middle of expounding the scriptures to the assembled bodhisattvas when he heard, from among the banners and jewelled canopies, somebody crying, “Save me!”

One look from the Buddha's eye of wisdom and he knew it was Nezha's soul. He took green lotus root for bones and lotus leaves for a coat, said over him the true words that raise the dead, and Nezha thereby got his life again. Putting his divine strength to use, he subdued the demons of ninety-six caves by magic, and his powers were vast. Afterwards he meant to kill the Heavenly King, to avenge the scraping of his bones. The Heavenly King, having no other course, went and begged our Buddha the Tathagata. The Tathagata, holding that peace is best, gave him a pagoda of yellow gold, openwork and translucent, made of relic-grains and answering to the will. On every tier of that pagoda there were buddhas, in a dazzle of light. He told Nezha to take the Buddha as his father, and the feud was dissolved. And that is why he is called Li the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King. Today, being at leisure at home, he had not got that pagoda in his hand, and fearing Nezha might mean to take his revenge, he was frightened into going white with shock.

So he turned his hand at once, took the yellow-gold pagoda from its stand, held it in his hand, and asked Nezha, “Child, you have blocked my blade with your sword. What have you to say?” Nezha threw down his sword, knocked his head on the ground, and said, “Father, there is a daughter of ours in the world below.” The Heavenly King said, “Child, I fathered just the four of you, brothers and sister. Where would another daughter come from?” Nezha said, “Father, have you forgotten? That daughter was a fiend to begin with. Three hundred years ago she turned monster, and on the Spirit Mountain she stole and ate the Tathagata's incense flowers and precious candles. The Tathagata sent us, father and son, with heaven's troops, and we took her. “When we had taken her, she ought only to have been put to death, but the Tathagata instructed us: keep water and rear fish and in the end do not angle for them; feed deer in the deep hills and hope for long life. So at the time her life was spared. Out of gratitude for the kindness she bowed to my father as her father and to me as her elder brother, and she set up tablets to us in the world below and kept the incense burning.

“Not looking for it, she turned monster again, did the Tang Monk a mischief, and was then tracked to her nest by Sun the Pilgrim, who carried off the tablets and used them as grounds to lay a plaint before the throne. This is a daughter by kindness and adoption; she is no true sister of mine, of one womb.” The Heavenly King heard him out and said, startled and shaken, “Child, I really had forgotten. “What is she called?” The prince said, “She has three names. By her own origin and nature she is called the Gold-Nosed White-Haired Rodent Sprite; for stealing the incense flowers and precious candles she was renamed the Half-Sized Guanyin; and now that she has been pardoned into the world below she has changed it again, and is called the Lady of the Earth Spring.” The Heavenly King came to his senses at last, set down the precious pagoda, and went with his own hands to untie Pilgrim. Pilgrim promptly started playing up. “Who dares untie me? If you want anything, carry me before the throne rope and all. That is how old Monkey wins his lawsuit.” It so flustered the Heavenly King that his hands went weak, the prince had nothing to say, and the household generals shrank back in confusion.

The Great Sage rolled about on the ground and played the shameless rogue, insisting the Heavenly King go before the throne. The Heavenly King had no plan left. He begged the Gold Star to say something to smooth it over. The Gold Star said, “The ancients had it: in all things be generous.” You handled this a touch too tightly. You tied him up, and then you wanted to kill him as well. “This monkey is a famous shameless rogue. What would you have me do about it now? And to go by what your son says, though she is a daughter by kindness and not by blood, still the kinship came late and the obligation is heavy. However you argue it, you have a charge to answer.” The Heavenly King said, “Old Star, what form of words would you find that would leave me innocent?” The Gold Star said, “I do want to make peace between you, only there is nothing I can appeal to.” The Heavenly King said, “Tell him about that business of memorialising to have him pardoned and given office. That should do it.” So the Gold Star came forward, laid his hand on Pilgrim and said, “Great Sage, for the sake of my poor face, let the ropes be untied and let us go before the throne.”

Pilgrim said, “Old sir, there is no need to untie me. I have a rolling method — I shall just roll the whole way there.” The Gold Star laughed. “You monkey, you are altogether too heartless. In days gone by I did you some kindnesses. And in this small matter of mine you will not oblige me?” Pilgrim said, “What kindnesses have you ever done me?” The Gold Star said, “In the year you were a monster on the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit, subduing tigers and taming dragons, striking your name off the register of the dead by force, gathering the demon host and running riot — heaven meant to take you, and it was this old self who argued the case, so that an edict came down pardoning you. You were called up to heaven and made Master of the Heavenly Stables.” “You drank the Jade Emperor's immortal wine, and afterwards were pardoned again — and that too was this old self arguing the case, so that you were styled Great Sage Equal To Heaven. Then you would not keep to your station: you stole the peaches and helped yourself to the wine, made off with Lord Lao's elixir, and so on and so forth — and that is how you came to be neither perishable nor mortal. If it had not been for me, how would you have got to where you are today?”

Pilgrim said, “The ancients put it well: do not share a grave with an old man. He will pick you clean, right enough. All I ever did was hold the post of Master of the Heavenly Stables and make an uproar in heaven, and there was nothing much else to it. Well then, well then. For the sake of your venerable face, let him come and untie me himself.” Only then did the Heavenly King dare to come forward. He loosed the bonds, invited Pilgrim to put on his clothes and take the upper seat, and one by one they came up and paid their respects. Pilgrim turned to face the Gold Star. “Well, old sir? What did I say? I said lose first and win after. That is how the trade is always done. Hurry him along to the throne, and do not make me lose my master.” The Gold Star said, “Do not be in a rush. We have been at this a while; have a cup of tea first.”

Pilgrim said, “You drink his tea, take his private favours, let a prisoner off for money, treat the imperial edict lightly — what crime is that of yours?” The Gold Star said, “No tea, no tea. You will have me up on a charge as well. Li the Heavenly King — quick, quick, let us go.” The Heavenly King would not go for anything. He was afraid the other would make things up that were not so, start playing the rogue, talk wild nonsense in open court — how was he to argue it out with him? There was nothing else for it. He begged the Gold Star again, and asked him to find a form of words. The Gold Star said, “I have a word to say. Will you take it from me?” Pilgrim said, “After the rope and the blade, I am still giving your face its due. What more have you to say? Say it, say it. Say it well and I shall do as you ask; say it badly and do not blame me.”

The Gold Star said, “One day of official business, ten days of trouble. You have laid your accusation before the throne. You say the fiend is the Heavenly King's daughter and he says she is not, and the two of you will go on arguing it back and forth in front of the Emperor with no end to it. And I tell you: one day up here is a year in the world below. “In the course of that one year the fiend will have your master shut up in her cave. Never mind the wedding — if there were a child got under the flowers, a small monk would have been born by now, and would that not have ruined the whole undertaking?” Pilgrim lowered his head and thought. “That is so. When I left Bajie and Sha Monk I only said that in the time it takes rice to cook or tea to boil I should be back, and I have been messing about here half the day — is that not late already? Old sir, if I am to do as you say, how is this edict to be answered for?”

The Gold Star said, “Have Li the Heavenly King muster troops and go down with you to subdue the fiend, and I shall go and report the edict answered.” Pilgrim said, “And how will you report it?” The Gold Star said, “I shall simply say the plaintiff absconded and the defendant was excused attendance.” Pilgrim laughed. “Very fine. I let you off for the sake of your face, and you turn round and say I absconded. “Have him muster his troops outside the South Heaven Gate and wait for me, and I shall go back with you to answer the edict and hand in the plaint.” The Heavenly King said in alarm, “If he goes off and says anything, that is a subject going behind his sovereign's back.” Pilgrim said, “What sort of person do you take old Monkey for? “I am a grown man too. A word once out, four horses cannot overtake it — would I go back on it with foul language?” The Heavenly King thanked Pilgrim at once. Pilgrim and the Gold Star went to answer the edict. The Heavenly King mustered the troops of his own command and went straight out of the South Heaven Gate.

The Gold Star and Pilgrim went back to see the Jade Emperor. “The one who trapped the Tang Monk is a gold-nosed white-haired rat turned sprite, who set up false tablets to the Heavenly King and his son. The Heavenly King knows of it and has already mustered troops and gone to take the monster. We beg the Heavenly Honoured One to pardon the offence.” The Jade Emperor already knew how the matter stood, and sent down heavenly grace remitting the inquiry. Pilgrim turned his cloud back at once, and outside the South Heaven Gate he saw the Heavenly King and the prince with the heavenly troops drawn up and waiting. Ai! Those divine generals came with the wind rolling and the mist boiling. They caught up the Great Sage and all together plunged down through the cloud head, and were soon on the Mountain of the Empty Trap. Bajie and Sha Monk were watching for him with staring eyes when they saw the heavenly troops arrive with Pilgrim. The Idiot went to meet the Heavenly King and made his bow. “We have put you to trouble, put you to trouble.” The Heavenly King said, “Marshal Tianpeng, you do not know how it stands. It is only because my son and I accepted a stick of her incense that the fiend has grown lawless and shut your master up. Forgive our coming so late.

“Is this mountain the Mountain of the Empty Trap? Only I do not know which side his cave door opens on.” Pilgrim said, “I know this road well enough. Only the cave is called the Bottomless Cave. It runs three hundred lǐ and more round about, and the fiend has a great many burrows in it. “Last time my master was in that gatehouse with the double eaves. This time it is silent as the grave, without even the ghost of a shadow, and I have no idea where she has moved to.” The Heavenly King said, “Let him lay every scheme he has: he will not get out of the net of heaven and earth. We will think what to do when we get to the cave mouth.” So they all set off. Ai! It was some ten lǐ or more, and they came to that great rock. Pilgrim pointed at the door in it, the size of a jar mouth, and said, “That is the one.” The Heavenly King said, “If you do not enter the tiger's den, how will you get the tiger's cub?

“Who dares go first?” Pilgrim said, “I go first.” The Third Prince said, “I have an edict to subdue the fiend. I go first.” The Idiot then blundered in and shouted at the top of his voice, “Old Hog wants the front!” The Heavenly King said, “No need for all this noise. Only follow my dispositions. The Great Sage Sun and the prince take the troops down together; we three keep the mouth above, and make it so that inside answers outside, and there is no road up to heaven for her and no door down into the earth. Then we shall see a little skill.” Everyone answered with one voice, “Yes.” Look at them: Pilgrim and the Third Prince took the troops and went down into the cave in one long slide. They raised their cloud light, lifted their heads and looked round — and it really was a fine cave:

The same old sun and moon, twin wheels; the same view of hills and streams. Pearl pools and jade wells warm the mist. And there is much more worth envying.
Tier upon tier of vermilion towers and painted galleries; peak upon peak of red cliffs and green fields. Willows of the third month of spring, lotuses of the ninth month of autumn. Truly a cave heaven seldom seen.

In a moment they halted their cloud light and went straight to the fiend's old house. They searched door by door, hollering and shouting, fold after fold and place after place, and trod the grass bare over all three hundred lǐ — and where was there any fiend to be seen? Where was there any Tripitaka? They all said, “This creature must have got out of the cave early and gone a long way off.” How were they to know that away on the south-east, in a dark corner, if you looked down there was another little cave? Inside the cave was one small fold of a door, one low little house, a few kinds of flower planted in pots, and a handful of bamboo stems standing by the eaves, with dark vapours thick about it and a hidden scent on the air. The old fiend had carried Tripitaka off and moved him here, and was pressing him to the marriage. She only reckoned that Pilgrim would never find her again — little knowing that her allotted span was due to end.

Those little demons inside were chattering and clamouring, jostling and crowding together. One in the middle, bolder than the rest, stretched his neck up and took a quick look outside the cave — and ran his head straight into a heavenly soldier. He let out a yell: “They are in here!” That set Pilgrim's temper going. He gripped the gold-banded rod and charged straight in at a rush. It was cramped in there, a hollow packed with fiends. The Third Prince set the heavenly troops on and they crowded in all at once. Where was any of them to hide? Pilgrim found the Tang Monk, and the dragon horse, and the baggage. The old fiend, casting about and finding no way out, looked at Prince Nezha and did nothing but knock her head on the ground and beg for her life. The prince said, “This is by the Jade Emperor's own order to take you. It is no small matter. My father and I, only for taking a stick of her incense, came near enough to being monks dragging timber — carried clean out of the temple.”

He shouted to the heavenly troops, who took down the demon-binding rope and tied every one of those fiends up. The old fiend too was in for a round of bitterness to eat. They turned back their cloud light and came out of the cave together. Pilgrim was chuckling and cackling to himself. The Heavenly King pulled the cave mouth open and came to meet Pilgrim. “This time you do see your master.” Pilgrim said, “My thanks, my thanks.” So he brought Tripitaka forward to bow his thanks to the Heavenly King, and after him to the prince. Sha Monk and Bajie wanted nothing but to hack the old sprite to pieces, but the Heavenly King said, “She was taken under the Jade Emperor's own order. She is not to be dealt with lightly. We still have to go and report back.” On the one side the Heavenly King and the Third Prince took the heavenly troops and the divine officers, held the fiends under guard, and went off to lay the matter before the Bureau of Heaven and await sentence;

On the other side Pilgrim gathered the Tang Monk up, Sha Monk got the baggage together, Bajie brought the horse round, they asked the Tang Monk to mount, and all of them took the high road. This is just the case:

Cut through the dodder and the vine, dry up the golden sea; open the jade lock and get out of the cage.

As to how they fared going on from there, we do not yet know; listen to the explanation in the next chapter.

札記 Notes

A rescue with almost no fighting in it. Count what actually gets the master back. A shoe pulled off a foot and left in the dust, which fools everybody twice. Half a length of bitten bridle rope. Two wooden name plates and an incense burner, carried across the sky in somebody's arms. A written accusation in correct legal form. A proverb about four horses. And, at the very end, a small demon who could not resist putting his head out of a door. The iron rod appears in the last quarter of the chapter for eleven characters. This is one of the few episodes in the whole journey where the Great Sage wins by paperwork, and the novel knows it is funny.

The tablets told the exact truth. The two boards say HONOURED FATHER and HONOURED ELDER BROTHER, and every word on them is true. The fiend really does call Heavenly King Li her father and Nezha her brother. What nobody can read off the lettering is that she is an adopted daughter, spared three hundred years ago and grateful ever since, and not a child of the house at all. So the accusation is wrong in its facts and right in its substance, the Heavenly King is innocent and still liable, and the case turns on a distinction no document could ever have carried. For a chapter that treats evidence as decisive, that is a very dry joke.

The character that is not in your font. Early on, Pilgrim shrinks himself and scrambles up inside the fiend's throat, and the verb the 1592 edition uses there is a character so rare that many fonts still cannot show it — which is why it is described here rather than printed. It is built from the foot radical with a melon beside it for the sound, so it is read gua in the first tone. The strange part is that the great dictionaries gloss it as the creases of the skin on a foot, a noun, which is nothing like what it is doing here. The novel uses it seven times across four chapters and always as a verb of undignified scrambling: clambering into a chest, scuttling out as an ant, scrambling up a cliff. Somebody wanted a word that existed in speech and had no character, and took one off the shelf.

Nezha gives his body back. The long digression in the middle is not decoration. Chinese teaching held that your body is not your own — it comes from your parents and you owe it to them — and the three-day-old Nezha takes that literally when his father decides to kill him. He cuts off his flesh and returns it to his mother, scrapes his bones and returns them to his father, and hands back the seed and blood that made him. He settles the debt by liquidating it. The Buddha then rebuilds him out of lotus root and lotus leaves, and the choice of plant is the point: the lotus grows out of mud and the mud does not mark it. A boy who has just discharged everything he owed his parents is remade from the one thing that owes nothing to where it came from.

One day up here is a year down there. Before he leaves, Pilgrim promises his brothers he will be back in the time it takes rice to cook or tea to boil. It is a boast about speed. Some three thousand characters later the Gold Star of Venus quietly converts it: a day in heaven is a year on earth, so while the lawsuit grinds on his master will spend twelve months shut in a cave with somebody trying to marry him. Venus even does the arithmetic on what could be born in that time. It is the only argument in the chapter that moves Pilgrim, and the novel set it up before he ever left the road.

Everybody wins by quoting a proverb. Watch how arguments are actually settled here. Sha Monk talks Bajie into a fight with a saying about a fart adding to the wind. Bajie talks Pilgrim into a third descent with one about nothing being done in fewer than three tries, and warns him off the lawsuit with one about false accusers getting the sentence they asked for. The Heavenly King quotes the tiger and the den before entering the cave. Venus ends the whole case with two — one day of official business, ten days of trouble — and Pilgrim closes the bargain with the oldest of the lot: a word once out, four horses cannot overtake it. Nobody in this book argues if a proverb will do the work.

She is a rat, and the chapter never says so. The clues run for two thousand characters before the name arrives. Her cave is described with the word for a burrow, not a hall. It runs three hundred li round about, upwards of a hundred and seventy kilometres of tunnel, and she has a great many burrows in it. She moves house overnight when hunted. When the heavenly army finally sweeps the whole of it and finds nothing, what they have missed is a small door in a dark corner. Only then does Nezha give her three names: what she is by nature, a gold-nosed white-haired rodent sprite; what she was renamed for stealing the offerings; and what she now calls herself, the Lady of the Earth Spring — the one who wells up out of the ground.

The couplet had a life outside the novel. The chapter closes on two lines about cutting through the dodder and the vine, drying up the golden sea, opening the jade lock and getting out of the cage. The dodder and the vine are the old emblem of a marriage, so the first line severs one; the golden sea is the reservoir of vital essence the fiend spent three chapters trying to draw on. What is worth knowing is that these lines circulated on their own. A Daoist manual of 1812 quotes them entire in its chapter on the barrier of sexual desire and credits them to the patriarch Qiu Chuji, because the novel itself was long thought to be his. Some readers took this comedy about a rat and a lawsuit as scripture on how not to be ruined.