九齒釘鈀 A Nine Toothed Rake
他就跳下水,變作一個鮎魚,在我們腿襠裡鑽來鑽去,欲行姦騙之事,果有十分憊懶。他又跳出水去,現了本相。見我們不肯相從,他就使一柄九齒釘鈀,要傷我們性命。他就跳下水,变作一个鲇鱼,在我们腿裆里钻来钻去,欲行奸骗之事,果有十分惫懒。他又跳出水去,现了本相。见我们不肯相从,他就使一柄九齿钉钯,要伤我们性命。
逐句解 Line by line
"He jumped into the water, turned himself into a catfish, and went darting in and out between our legs, meaning to work some lewd trick on us. The creature is shameless through and through."
鮎魚 is a catfish, and the choice is exact rather than random: a catfish is smooth, slippery and impossible to grip, and a Chinese proverb about catching one with a gourd is the standing image for a hopeless task. 鑽來鑽去 — boring in and out — is the ordinary verb for wriggling through a gap. 憊懶 is Ming slang for a shameless rascal, and it is the word the Daoist himself will pick up and repeat in a moment.
"Then he sprang out of the water and showed his own shape again."
本相 is the original form — what a shape-shifter looks like when it stops shifting — and 相 here is xiàng, an appearance. The same character a line from now is xiāng, mutually, in a completely different word.
"And when he saw we would not give in to him, he took up a nine-toothed muckrake and made to take our lives."
相從 takes 相 as xiāng, the reciprocal — to go along with someone. And the weapon is Eight Rules's own: a 九齒釘鈀, nine-toothed spiked rake, a farm implement for breaking clods, which he carries because he was once Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds. 鈀 is pá, the rake, not bā — one of the ten characters this pipeline raises everywhere it occurs, because the wrong reading turns a muckrake into a metal bar.
The catfish is the detail that makes this passage work, and it is a nasty one. Of all the shapes available to him, Eight Rules picks the one that is slippery, bottom-dwelling and impossible to catch hold of, and he uses it to swim between seven naked women in a pool. Nothing about that has been softened in the telling. 欲行姦騙之事 — meaning to work a lewd deception — is about as blunt as the vocabulary gets.
Then the account turns, and this is the part that matters legally, so to speak. He came out of the water, resumed his shape, and reached for a weapon. Whatever the reader thinks of the seven spider-women — and they did try to eat a monk this morning — the sequence they describe ends with an armed man swinging at unarmed and unclothed opponents.
The rake deserves a word too. Eight Rules is a former celestial marshal reduced to a pig, and his weapon is farm equipment: nine iron teeth on a shaft, for breaking up soil. It is comic in the way everything about him is comic, right up to the moment somebody describes being on the wrong end of it.