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第七十三回
qíngyīnjiùhènshēngzāi
xīnzhǔzāoxìngguāng

Passion from an Old Grudge Breeds a Venomous Calamity · The Mind-Lord Meets a Demon and Is Saved by the Breaking Light

第七十三回
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樓閣重重

huàshuōsūnshèngchízhetángsēngjièshāsēngbēnshàngzhí西láibànshǎngjiànchùlóuchóngchónggōng殿diànwēiwēitángsēngdào:「kànshìshénmechù?」huàshuōsūnshèngchízhetángsēngjièshāsēngbēnshàngzhí西láibànshǎngjiànchùlóuchóngchónggōng殿diànwēiwēitángsēngdào:「kànshìshénmechù?」

山環樓閣

xíngzhětóuguānkànránjiànxíngzhětóuguānkànránjiàn

shānhuánlóuràotíngtáishānhuánlóuràotíngtái
ménqiánshùsēnsēnzháiwàihuāxiāngyànyànménqiánshùsēnsēnzháiwàihuāxiāngyànyàn
liǔjiānbáihúnyānxiáliǔjiānbáihúnyānxiá
táonèizhuànhuángyīngquèshìhuǒzhōngjīnyǒutáonèizhuànhuángyīngquèshìhuǒzhōngjīnyǒu
不亞神仙
shuāngshuāng鹿wàngqíngxiánsuōyīnshuāngshuāng鹿wàngqíngxián绿suōyīn
duìduìshānqínfēigāomínghóngshùmiǎoduìduìshānqínfēigāomínghóngshùmiǎo
zhēnliúruǎntiāntáidòngshénxiānlàngyuànjiāzhēnliúruǎntiāntáidòngshénxiānlàngyuànjiā
黃花觀

xíngzhěbàodào:「shīsuǒzàishìwánghóuzháishìháorénjiāquèxiàngānguànyuàndàofāngzhīduān。」sānzàngwényánjiābiānshīmenláizhìménqiánguānkànménshàngqiànzhekuàishíbǎnshàngyǒuhuánghuāguànsānxíngzhěbàodào:「shīsuǒzàishìwánghóuzháishìháorénjiāquèxiàngānguànyuàndàofāngzhīduān。」sānzàngwényánjiābiānshīmenláizhìménqiánguānkànménshàngqiànzhekuàishíbǎnshàngyǒuhuánghuāguànsān

修行一般

sānzàngxiàjièdào:「huánghuāguànnǎidàoshìzhījiāmenjìnhuìhuìhǎomenguānsuībiéxiūxíngbān。」shāsēngdào:「shuōdeshìjìnkànkànjǐngzhìèrláidànghuòtóukǒukànfāng便biànchùānpáixiēzhāifànshīchī。」sānzàngxiàjièdào:「huánghuāguànnǎidàoshìzhījiāmenjìnhuìhuìhǎomenguānsuībiéxiūxíngbān。」shāsēngdào:「shuōdeshìjìnkànkànjǐngzhìèrláidànghuòtóukǒukànfāng便biànchùānpáixiēzhāifànshīchī。」

黃芽白雪

zhǎnglǎoyánzhònggòngdànjiànèrménshàngyǒuduìchūnlián:「huángbáixuěshénxiānyáocǎohuāshìjiā。」xíngzhěxiàodào:「zhèshìshāomáoliànyàonònghuǒguànzidedàoshì。」zhǎnglǎoyánzhònggòngdànjiànèrménshàngyǒuduìchūnlián:「huángbáixuěshénxiānyáocǎohuāshìjiā。」xíngzhěxiàodào:「zhèshìshāomáoliànyàonònghuǒguànzidedàoshì。」

謹言謹言

sānzàngniǎndào:「jǐnyánjǐnyánmenxiāngshíyòurènqīnzuǒyòuzànshíhuìguǎnzěnde?」shuōliǎojìnleèrménzhǐjiànzhèng殿diànjǐndōnglángxiàzuòzhedàoshìzàiwányàosānzàngniǎndào:「jǐnyánjǐnyánmenxiāngshíyòurènqīnzuǒyòuzànshíhuìguǎnzěnde?」shuōliǎojìnleèrménzhǐjiànzhèng殿diànjǐndōnglángxiàzuòzhedàoshìzàiwányào

伏虎降龍

kànzěnshēngbànkànzěnshēngbàn

dàidǐnghóngyànyànqiāngjīnguān穿chuānlǐnghēizàoshuāngzhènzhènyúntóutiáohuánggōngtāodàidǐnghóngyànyànqiāngjīnguān穿chuānlǐnghēizàoshuāng绿zhènzhènyúntóutiáohuánggōngtāo
miànguātiěruòlǎngxīngmiànguātiěruòlǎngxīng
zhǔntóugāolèihuíhuíchúnkǒufānzhāngzhǔntóugāolèihuíhuíchúnkǒufānzhāng
dàoxīnpiànyǐnhōngléixiánglóngzhēnshìdàoxīnpiànyǐnhōngléixiánglóngzhēnshì
降階迎接

sānzàngjiànleshēnggāojiàodào:「lǎoshénxiānpínsēngwènxùnle。」dàoshìměngtáitóujiànxīnjīngdiūleshǒuzhōngzhīyàoànzānérzhěngjiàngjiēyíngjiēdào:「lǎoshīshīyíngleqǐngmiànzuò。」zhǎnglǎohuānshàng殿diànsānzàngjiànleshēnggāojiàodào:「lǎoshénxiānpínsēngwènxùnle。」dàoshìměngtáitóujiànxīnjīngdiūleshǒuzhōngzhīyàoànzānérzhěngjiàngjiēyíngjiēdào:「lǎoshīshīyíngleqǐngmiànzuò。」zhǎnglǎohuānshàng殿diàn

三清聖像

tuīkāiménjiànyǒusānqīngshèngxiànggòngzhuōyǒuyǒuxiāngniānxiāngzhùbàisānfāngdàoshìxíngsuìzhìwèizhōngtóngmenzuòxiàtuīkāiménjiànyǒusānqīngshèngxiànggòngzhuōyǒuyǒuxiāngniānxiāngzhùbàisānfāngdàoshìxíngsuìzhìwèizhōngtóngmenzuòxià

幾個冤家

huànxiāntóngkànchádāngyǒuliǎngxiǎotóngbiānxúnchápáncházhǎncháchíbàncháguǒmángmángdeluànzǒuzǎojīngdòngyuānjiāhuànxiāntóngkànchádāngyǒuliǎngxiǎotóngbiānxúnchápáncházhǎncháchíbàncháguǒmángmángdeluànzǒuzǎojīngdòngyuānjiā

同堂學藝

yuánláipándòngguàizhèdàoshìtóngtángxuécóng穿chuānlejiùhuànchūérzijìngláichùzhèngzàihòumiàncáijiǎnjiàntóngkànchá便biànwèndào:「tóngéryǒushénláilezhèbānmángrǒng?」yuánláipándòngguàizhèdàoshìtóngtángxuécóng穿chuānlejiùhuànchūérzijìngláichùzhèngzàihòumiàncáijiǎnjiàntóngkànchá便biànwèndào:「tóngéryǒushénláilezhèbānmángrǒng?」

白胖和尚

xiāntóngdào:「shìjiānyǒushàngjìnláishījiàoláikànchá。」guàidào:「yǒubáipàngshàng?」dào:「yǒu。」yòuwèn:「yǒuchángzuǐěrduode?」dào:「yǒu。」xiāntóngdào:「shìjiānyǒushàngjìnláishījiàoláikànchá。」guàidào:「yǒubáipàngshàng?」dào:「yǒu。」yòuwèn:「yǒuchángzuǐěrduode?」dào:「yǒu。」

丟個眼色

guàidào:「kuàilecháduìshīdiūyǎnzhuójìnláiyǒuyàojǐndehuàshuō。」guǒránxiāntóngjiāngbēicháchūdàoshìliǎnshuāngshǒubēisānzàngránhòujièshāsēngxíngzhěguàidào:「kuàilecháduìshīdiūyǎnzhuójìnláiyǒuyàojǐndehuàshuō。」guǒránxiāntóngjiāngbēicháchūdàoshìliǎnshuāngshǒubēisānzàngránhòujièshāsēngxíngzhě

去去就來

cháshōuzhōngxiǎotóngdiūyǎndàoshìjiùqiànshēndào:「lièwèiqǐngzuò。」jiào:「tóngérfànglechápánpéishìděngjiùlái。」shízhǎnglǎomenbìngxiǎotóngchū殿diànshàngguānwáncháshōuzhōngxiǎotóngdiūyǎndàoshìjiùqiànshēndào:「lièwèiqǐngzuò。」jiào:「tóngérfànglechápánpéishìděngjiùlái。」shízhǎnglǎomenbìngxiǎotóngchū殿diànshàngguānwán

齊齊跪倒

quèshuōdàoshìzǒujìnfāngzhàngzhōngzhǐjiànguìdǎojiào:「shīxiōngshīxiōngtīngxiǎomèiziyán。」dàoshìyòngshǒuchāndào:「menzǎojiānláishíyàoshuōshénmehuàdejīnwányàozhèzhīyàojiànyīnrénsuǒcéngquèshuōdàoshìzǒujìnfāngzhàngzhōngzhǐjiànguìdǎojiào:「shīxiōngshīxiōngtīngxiǎomèiziyán。」dàoshìyòngshǒuchāndào:「menzǎojiānláishíyàoshuōshénmehuàdejīnwányàozhèzhīyàojiànyīnrénsuǒcéng

專為客來

jīnyòuyǒuzàiwàimiànyǒuhuàqiěmànmànshuō。」zhòngguàidào:「gàobǐngshīxiōngzhèzhuāngshìzhuānwèiláifānggǎngàoruòlezòngshuōméiyòngle。」jīnyòuyǒuzàiwàimiànyǒuhuàqiěmànmànshuō。」zhòngguàidào:「gàobǐngshīxiōngzhèzhuāngshìzhuānwèiláifānggǎngàoruòlezòngshuōméiyòngle。」

清靜修仙

dàoshìxiàodào:「kànxiánmèishuōhuàzěnmezhuānwèiláicáishuōquèfēngleqiěshuōshìqīngjìngxiūxiānzhībèijiùshìrénjiāyǒulǎoxiǎojiāshìděnglezàichǔdàoshìxiàodào:「kànxiánmèishuōhuàzěnmezhuānwèiláicáishuōquèfēngleqiěshuōshìqīngjìngxiūxiānzhībèijiùshìrénjiāyǒulǎoxiǎojiāshìděnglezàichǔ

師兄息怒

zěnmezhèděngxiánzhuānghuǎngziliqiěràngchū。」zhòngguàiyòuchězhùdào:「shīxiōngwènqiánbiānshìfāngláide?」zěnmezhèděngxiánzhuānghuǎngziliqiěràngchū。」zhòngguàiyòuchězhùdào:「shīxiōngwènqiánbiānshìfāngláide?」

和尚便怎麼

dàoshìtuòzheliǎnyìngzhòngguàidào:「fāngcáixiǎotóngjìnláicháwénshuōshìshàng。」dàoshìzuòdào:「shàng便biànzěnme?」dàoshìtuòzheliǎnyìngzhòngguàidào:「fāngcáixiǎotóngjìnláicháwénshuōshìshàng。」dàoshìzuòdào:「shàng便biànzěnme?」

長嘴大耳

zhòngguàidào:「shàngnèiyǒubáimiànpàngdeyǒuchángzuǐěrdeshīxiōngcéngwènshìláide?」dàoshìdào:「nèizhōngshìyǒuzhèliǎngzěnmezhīdàoxiǎngshìzàijiànlái?」zhòngguàidào:「shàngnèiyǒubáimiànpàngdeyǒuchángzuǐěrdeshīxiōngcéngwènshìláide?」dàoshìdào:「nèizhōngshìyǒuzhèliǎngzěnmezhīdàoxiǎngshìzàijiànlái?」

唐朝差往

dào:「shīxiōngyuánzhīzhèwěishàngnǎitángcháochāiwǎng西tiānjīngdejīnzǎodàodònghuàzhāiwěishìmèizimenwéntángsēngzhīmíngjiāngle。」dàoshìdào:「zěnde?」dào:「shīxiōngyuánzhīzhèwěishàngnǎitángcháochāiwǎng西tiānjīngdejīnzǎodàodònghuàzhāiwěishìmèizimenwéntángsēngzhīmíngjiāngle。」dàoshìdào:「zěnde?」

十世修行

dào:「menjiǔwénrénshuōtángsēngnǎishíshìxiūxíngdezhēnyǒurénchīkuàiròuyánshòuchángshēnglehòubèichángzuǐěrduodeshàngmenlánzàizhuógòuquánxiānqiǎnglehòunòngběnshìqiǎngyàotóngděngzhǐzhùdào:「menjiǔwénrénshuōtángsēngnǎishíshìxiūxíngdezhēnyǒurénchīkuàiròuyán寿shòuchángshēnglehòubèichángzuǐěrduodeshàngmenlánzàizhuógòuquánxiānqiǎnglehòunòngběnshìqiǎngyàotóngděngzhǐzhù

九齒釘鈀

jiùtiàoxiàshuǐbiànzuòniánzàimentuǐdāngzuānláizuānxíngjiānpiànzhīshìguǒyǒushífēnbèilǎnyòutiàochūshuǐxiànleběnxiàngjiànmenkěnxiāngcóngjiù使shǐbǐngjiǔchǐdīngyàoshāngmenxìngmìngjiùtiàoxiàshuǐbiànzuòniánzàimentuǐdāngzuānláizuānxíngjiānpiànzhīshìguǒyǒushífēnbèilǎnyòutiàochūshuǐxiànleběnxiàngjiànmenkěnxiāngcóngjiù使shǐbǐngjiǔ齿chǐdīngyàoshāngmenxìngmìng

同窗之雅

ruòshìmenyǒuxiējiànshízāoshǒuzhànjīngjīngtáoshēngyòuzhuówàishengdòuzhīcúnwángmenláitóuxiōngzhǎngwàngxiōngzhǎngniàntóngchuāngzhījīnzuòbàoyuānzhīrén。」ruòshìmenyǒuxiējiànshízāoshǒuzhànjīngjīngtáoshēngyòuzhuówàishengdòuzhīcúnwángmenláitóuxiōngzhǎngwàngxiōngzhǎngniàntóngchuāngzhījīnzuòbàoyuānzhīrén。」

變了聲色

dàoshìwényánquèjiùnǎohènsuìbiànleshēngdào:「zhèshàngyuánláizhèděngzhèděngbèilǎnmendōufàngxīnděngbǎi。」dàoshìwényánquèjiùnǎohènsuìbiànleshēngdào:「zhèshàngyuánláizhèděngzhèděngbèilǎnmendōufàngxīnděngbǎi。」

一打三分低

zhòngxièdào:「shīxiōngruòdòngshǒuděngmendōuláixiāngbāng。」dàoshìdào:「yòngyòngchángyándào:『sānfēn。』mendōugēnlái。」zhòngxièdào:「shīxiōngruòdòngshǒuděngmendōuláixiāngbāng。」dàoshìdào:「yòngyòngchángyándào:『sānfēn。』mendōugēnlái。」

小皮箱兒

zhòngxiāngsuízuǒyòufángnèilezizhuǎnguòchuánghòushàngliángxiàxiǎoxiāngérxiāngéryǒucùngāoxiàchǐchángduǎncùnkuānzhǎishàngyǒuxiǎotóngsuǒérsuǒzhùzhòngxiāngsuízuǒyòufángnèilezizhuǎnguòchuánghòushàngliángxiàxiǎoxiāngérxiāngéryǒucùngāoxiàchǐchángduǎncùnkuānzhǎishàngyǒuxiǎotóngsuǒérsuǒzhù

掃積上千斤

xiùzhōngchūfāngéhuánglínghànjīnérláihànjīnshàngzhexiǎoyàoshiérkāilesuǒchūbāoéryàoláiyàonǎishìxiùzhōngchūfāngéhuánglínghànjīnérláihànjīnshàngzhexiǎoyàoshiérkāilesuǒchūbāoéryàoláiyàonǎishì

shānzhōngbǎiniǎofènsǎoshàngqiānjīnshānzhōngbǎiniǎofènsǎoshàngqiānjīn
shìyòngtóngguōzhǔjiānáohuǒhòuyúnshìyòngtóngguōzhǔjiānáohuǒhòuyún
入口見閻君
qiānjīnáosháosháoliànsānfēnqiānjīnáosháosháoliànsānfēn
sānfēnháiyàochǎozàiduànzàichóngxūnsānfēnháiyàochǎozàiduànzàichóngxūn
zhìchéngyàoguìbǎozhēnzhìchéngyàoguìbǎozhēn
ruòchángwèikǒujiànyánjūnruòchángwèikǒujiànyánjūn
只消一釐

dàoshìduìdào:「mèimeizhèbǎobèiruòfánrénchīzhǐxiāojiùruòshénxiānchīzhǐxiāosānjiùjuézhèxiēshàngzhǐyǒuxiēdàohéngsānkuàiděngzilái。」dàoshìduìdào:「mèimeizhèbǎobèiruòfánrénchīzhǐxiāojiùruòshénxiānchīzhǐxiāosānjiùjuézhèxiēshàngzhǐyǒuxiēdàohéngsānkuàiděngzilái。」

十二個紅棗

nèileděngzidào:「chēngchūfēnèrfēnzuòfēn。」quèleshíèrhóngzǎoérjiāngzǎoqiāxiēérsāishàngfēnzàizhīcházhōngnèinèileděngzidào:「chēngchūfēnèrfēnzuòfēn。」quèleshíèrhóngzǎoérjiāngzǎoqiāxiēérsāishàngfēnzàizhīcházhōngnèi

兩個黑棗兒

yòujiāngliǎnghēizǎoérzuòcházhōngzhuótuōpánānleduìzhòngshuō:「děngwènshìtángcháode便biànruòshìtángcháoláidejiùjiàohuàncháquèjiāngchálìngtóngérchūdànchīleshēnwángjiùbàolechóujiělefánnǎo。」gǎnjìnyòujiāngliǎnghēizǎoérzuòcházhōngzhuótuōpánānleduìzhòngshuō:「děngwènshìtángcháode便biànruòshìtángcháoláidejiùjiàohuàncháquèjiāngchálìngtóngérchūdànchīleshēnwángjiùbàolechóujiělefánnǎo。」gǎnjìn

虛禮謙恭

dàoshìhuànlejiànqiāngōngzǒujiāngchūqǐngtángsēngděngyòuzhìwèizuòxiàdào:「lǎoshīguàishìjiānhòumiànfēnfuxiǎojiàomentiāoxiēqīngcàiluóboānpáidùnzhāigòngyǎngsuǒshīpéi。」dàoshìhuànlejiànqiāngōngzǒujiāngchūqǐngtángsēngděngyòuzhìwèizuòxiàdào:「lǎoshīguàishìjiānhòumiànfēnfuxiǎojiàomentiāoxiēqīngcàiluóboānpáidùnzhāigòngyǎngsuǒshīpéi。」

三升俸糧

sānzàngdào:「pínsēngshǒujìnbàizěnmegǎnláozhāi?」dàoshìxiàoyún:「dōushìchūjiārénjiànshānménjiùyǒusānshēngfèngliángyánshǒugǎnwènlǎoshīzàibǎoshāndàogàn?」sānzàngdào:「pínsēngshǒujìnbàizěnmegǎnláozhāi?」dàoshìxiàoyún:「dōushìchūjiārénjiànshānménjiùyǒusānshēngfèngliángyánshǒugǎnwènlǎoshīzàibǎoshāndàogàn?」

滿面生春

sānzàngdào:「pínsēngnǎidōngtángjiàxiàchāiwǎng西tiānléiyīnjīngzhěquècáiguòxiāngōngjiéchéngjìnbài。」dàoshìwényán滿mǎnmiànshēngchūndào:「lǎoshīnǎizhōngchéngzhīxiǎodàozhīshīyuǎnhòushùzuìshùzuì。」sānzàngdào:「pínsēngnǎidōngtángjiàxiàchāiwǎng西tiānléiyīnjīngzhěquècáiguòxiāngōngjiéchéngjìnbài。」dàoshìwényánmǎnmiànshēngchūndào:「lǎoshīnǎizhōngchéngzhīxiǎodàozhīshīyuǎnhòushùzuìshùzuì。」

快去換茶

jiào:「tóngérkuàihuàncháláixiāngzuòbànzhāi。」xiǎotóngzǒujiāngjìnzhòngzhāoláidào:「zhèyǒuxiànchénghǎocháchū。」tóngguǒránjiāngzhōngcháchūjiào:「tóngérkuàihuàncháláixiāngzuòbànzhāi。」xiǎotóngzǒujiāngjìnzhòngzhāoláidào:「zhèyǒuxiànchénghǎocháchū。」tóngguǒránjiāngzhōngcháchū

第四鍾

dàoshìliánmángshuāngshǒuhóngzǎoércházhōngfèngtángsēngjiànjièshēnjiùrènzuòshāsēngrènzuòèrjiànxíngzhěshēnliàngxiǎorènzuòsānsuǒzhōngcáifèngxíngzhědàoshìliánmángshuāngshǒuhóngzǎoércházhōngfèngtángsēngjiànjièshēnjiùrènzuòshāsēngrènzuòèrjiànxíngzhěshēnliàngxiǎorènzuòsānsuǒzhōngcáifèngxíngzhě

行者眼乖

xíngzhěyǎnguāijiēlecházhōngzǎojiànpánzicházhōngshìliǎnghēizǎoérdào:「xiānshēng穿chuānhuànbēi。」xíngzhěyǎnguāijiēlecházhōngzǎojiànpánzicházhōngshìliǎnghēizǎoérdào:「xiānshēng穿chuānhuànbēi。」

下色棗兒

dàoshìxiàodào:「mánzhǎnglǎoshuōshānzhōngpíndàoshìcháguǒshíbèicáiránzàihòumiànqīnxúnguǒzizhǐyǒuzhèshíèrhóngzǎozuòzhōngcháfèngjìngxiǎodàoyòukōngpéisuǒjiāngliǎngxiàzǎoérzuòbēifèngpéinǎipíndàogōngjìngzhī。」dàoshìxiàodào:「mánzhǎnglǎoshuōshānzhōngpíndàoshìcháguǒshíbèicáiránzàihòumiànqīnxúnguǒzizhǐyǒuzhèshíèrhóngzǎozuòzhōngcháfèngjìngxiǎodàoyòukōngpéisuǒjiāngliǎngxiàzǎoérzuòbēifèngpéinǎipíndàogōngjìngzhī。」

路貧貧殺人

xíngzhěxiàodào:「shuōhuàrényún:『zàijiāshìpínpínpínshārén。』shìzhùjiāérdeyánpínxiàngmenzhèxíngjiǎosēngcáishìzhēnpínlixíngzhěxiàodào:「shuōhuàrényún:『zàijiāshìpínpínpínshārén。』shìzhùjiāérdeyánpínxiàngmenzhèxíngjiǎosēngcáishìzhēnpínli

右手蓋住

huànhuànhuànhuàn。」sānzàngwényándào:「kōngzhèxiānzhǎngshínǎiàizhīchīlehuànzěnde?」xíngzhěnàijiāngzuǒshǒujiēleyòushǒugàizhùkànzhemenhuànhuànhuànhuàn。」sānzàngwényándào:「kōngzhèxiānzhǎngshínǎiàizhīchīlehuànzěnde?」xíngzhěnàijiāngzuǒshǒujiēleyòushǒugàizhùkànzhemen

三個紅棗兒

quèshuōjièèryuánláishìshíchángdejiànzhōngziyǒusānhóngzǎoérláiguōdedōuyànzàishīchīleshāsēngchīlequèshuōjièèryuánláishìshíchángdejiànzhōngziyǒusānhóngzǎoérláiguōdedōuyànzàishīchīleshāsēngchīle

暈倒在地

shàshízhǐjiànjièliǎnshàngbiànshāsēng滿mǎnyǎnliúlèitángsēngkǒuzhōngmendōuzuòzhùyūndǎozàishàshízhǐjiànjièliǎnshàngbiànshāsēngmǎnyǎnliúlèitángsēngkǒuzhōngmendōuzuòzhùyūndǎozài

跌得粉碎

zhèshèngqíngzhīshìjiāngcházhōngshǒuláiwàngdàoshìliǎnguàndàoshìjiāngpáoxiùdāngdeshēngzhōngzidiēdefěnsuìzhèshèngqíngzhīshìjiāngcházhōngshǒuláiwàngdàoshìliǎnguàndàoshìjiāngpáoxiùdāngdeshēngzhōngzidiēdefěnsuì

十分村魯

dàoshìdào:「zhèshàngshífēncūnzěnmezhōngzizuóle?」xíngzhědào:「zhèchùshengkànsānrénshìzěnmeshuōdàoshìdào:「zhèshàngshífēncūnzěnmezhōngzizuóle?」xíngzhědào:「zhèchùshengkànsānrénshìzěnmeshuō

闖下甚禍

yǒushénxiānggānquèjiāngyàocháyàodǎoderén?」dàoshìdào:「zhècūnchùshengchuǎngxiàhuòláizhī?」xíngzhědào:「mencáijìnménfānglezuòdàoxiāngguànyòucéngyǒugāoyánchuǎngxiàshénhuò?」yǒushénxiānggānquèjiāngyàocháyàodǎoderén?」dàoshìdào:「zhècūnchùshengchuǎngxiàhuòláizhī?」xíngzhědào:「mencáijìnménfānglezuòdàoxiāngguànyòucéngyǒugāoyánchuǎngxiàshénhuò?」

濯垢泉洗澡

dàoshìdào:「céngzàipándònghuàzhāimecéngzàizhuógòuquánzǎome?」xíngzhědào:「zhuógòuquánnǎiguàishuōchūzhèhuàdìnggǒudìngshìyāojīngyàozǒuchībàng。」dàoshìdào:「céngzàipándònghuàzhāimecéngzàizhuógòuquánzǎome?」xíngzhědào:「zhuógòuquánnǎiguàishuōchūzhèhuàdìnggǒudìngshìyāojīngyàozǒuchībàng。」

摸出金箍棒

hǎoshèngěrduochūjīnbànghuǎnghuǎngwǎnláiwàngdàoshìliǎnláidàoshìzhuǎnshēnduǒguòkǒubǎojiànláiyínghǎoshèngěrduochūjīnbànghuǎnghuǎngwǎnláiwàngdàoshìliǎnláidàoshìzhuǎnshēnduǒguòkǒubǎojiànláiyíng

丟開解數

liǎngzǎojīngdòngbiāndeguàiyōngchūláijiàodào:「shīxiōngqiěláoxīndàixiǎomèizi。」xíngzhějiànleyuèshēngchēnshuāngshǒulūntiěbàngdiūkāixièshùgǔnjiāngjìnluànliǎngzǎojīngdòngbiāndeguàiyōngchūláijiàodào:「shīxiōngqiěláoxīndàixiǎomèizi。」xíngzhějiànleyuèshēngchēnshuāngshǒulūntiěbàngdiūkāixièshùgǔnjiāngjìnluàn

絲繩亂冒

zhǐjiànchǎngkāihuáitiǎnzhexuěbáizikǒngzhōngzuòchūláishéngluànmàotiānpéngxíngzhěgàizàixiàxíngzhějiànshìxiéfānshēnniànshēngzhòujīndǒudezhuàngtiānpéngzǒulezhǐjiànchǎngkāi怀huáitiǎnzhexuěbáizikǒngzhōngzuòchūláishéngluànmàotiānpéngxíngzhěgàizàixiàxíngzhějiànshìxiéfānshēnniànshēngzhòujīndǒudezhuàngtiānpéngzǒule

無影無形

rěnzhexìngdezàikōngzhōngkànchùjiànguàishénghuǎngliàng穿chuān穿chuāndàodàoquèshì穿chuānsuōdejīngwěiqǐngjiānhuánghuāguàndelóutái殿diàndōuzhēdeyǐngxíngxíngzhědào:「hàihàizǎoshìcéngzháoshǒurěnzhexìngdezàikōngzhōngkànchùjiànguàishénghuǎngliàng穿chuān穿chuāndàodàoquèshì穿chuānsuōdejīngwěiqǐngjiānhuánghuāguàndelóutái殿diàndōuzhēdeyǐngxíngxíngzhědào:「hàihàizǎoshìcéngzháoshǒu

合意同心

guàidàozhūjièdiēleruògānzhèbānzěnshēngshìhǎoshīshīquèyòuzhòngleyàozhèhuǒguàitóngxīnquèzhīshìshénláidàiháiwènshén。」guàidàozhūjièdiēleruògānzhèbānzěnshēngshìhǎoshīshīquèyòuzhòngleyàozhèhuǒguàitóngxīnquèzhīshìshénláidàiháiwènshén。」

土地老兒

hǎoshèngànluòyúntóuniǎnzhejuéniànshēngǎnzhēnyánlǎoéryòuláilezhànjīngjīngguìxiàpángkòutóudào:「shèngjiùshīdewèiyòuzhuǎnlái?」hǎoshèngànluòyúntóuniǎnzhejuéniànshēngǎnzhēnyánlǎoéryòuláilezhànjīngjīngguìxiàpángkòutóudào:「shèngjiùshīdewèiyòuzhuǎnlái?」

毒藥茶

xíngzhědào:「zǎojiānjiùleshīqiányuǎnzuòhuánghuāguànshīděngjìnkànkànguànzhǔyíngjiēcáihuàjiānbèiyàocháyàodǎoshīděngxìngcéngchīchá使shǐbàngjiùxíngzhědào:「zǎojiānjiùleshīqiányuǎnzuòhuánghuāguànshīděngjìnkànkànguànzhǔyíngjiēcáihuàjiānbèiyàocháyàodǎoshīděngxìngcéngchīchá使shǐbàngjiù

吐放絲繩

quèshuōchūpándònghuàzhāizhuógòuquánzǎozhīshìjiùzhīshìguàicáishǒuxiāngzhǐjiànpǎochūfàngshénglǎosūnkuīyǒujiànshízǒulequèshuōchūpándònghuàzhāizhuógòuquánzǎozhīshìjiùzhīshìguàicáishǒuxiāngzhǐjiànpǎochūfàngshénglǎosūnkuīyǒujiànshízǒule

七個蜘蛛精

xiǎngzàijiānwéishéndìngzhīdeláishìshénmeyāojīnglǎoshíshuōláimiǎn。」kòutóudào:「yāojīngdàozhùshàngshíniánxiǎoshénsānniánqiánjiǎndiǎnzhīhòufāngjiàndeběnxiàngnǎishìzhīzhūjīngxiǎngzàijiānwéishéndìngzhīdeláishìshénmeyāojīnglǎoshíshuōláimiǎn。」kòutóudào:「yāojīngdàozhùshàngshíniánxiǎoshénsānniánqiánjiǎndiǎnzhīhòufāngjiàndeběnxiàngnǎishìzhīzhūjīng

作法降他

xiēshéngnǎishìzhū。」xíngzhěwényánshífēnhuāndào:「shuōquèshìxiǎozhèbānhuíděngzuòxiáng。」kòutóuérxiēshéngnǎishìzhū。」xíngzhěwényánshífēnhuāndào:「shuōquèshìxiǎozhèbānhuíděngzuòxiáng。」kòutóuér

捋下七十根

xíngzhěquèdàohuánghuāguànwàijiāngwěibashàngmáoluōxiàshígēnchuīkǒuxiānjiào:「biàn!」biànzuòshíxiǎoxíngzhěyòujiāngjīnbàngchuīkǒuxiānjiào:「biàn!」biànzuòshítiáoshuāngjiǎochāérbàngxíngzhěquèdàohuánghuāguànwàijiāngwěibashàngmáoluōxiàshígēnchuīkǒuxiānjiào:「biàn!」biànzuòshíxiǎoxíngzhěyòujiāngjīnbàngchuīkǒuxiānjiào:「biàn!」biànzuòshítiáoshuāngjiǎochāérbàng

攪那絲繩

měixiǎoxíngzhěgēnjiā使shǐgēnzhànzàiwàibiānjiāngchāérjiǎoshéngzhuóhàozishéngdōujiǎoduànjiǎoleyǒushíjīnmiàntuōchūzhīzhūyǒudǒuxiǎodeshēnměixiǎoxíngzhěgēnjiā使shǐgēnzhànzàiwàibiānjiāngchāérjiǎoshéngzhuóhàozishéngdōujiǎoduànjiǎoleyǒushíjīnmiàntuōchūzhīzhūyǒudǒuxiǎodeshēn

饒命饒命

cuánzheshǒujiǎosuǒzhetóuzhǐjiào:「ráomìngráomìng。」shíshíxiǎoxíngzhěànzhùzhīzhūkěnfàngxíngzhědào:「qiěyàozhǐjiàohuánshīshīlái。」cuánzheshǒujiǎosuǒzhetóuzhǐjiào:「ráomìngráomìng。」shíshíxiǎoxíngzhěànzhùzhīzhūkěnfàngxíngzhědào:「qiěyàozhǐjiàohuánshīshīlái。」

救不得你了

guàishēnggāojiàodào:「shīxiōnghuántángsēngjiùmìng。」dàoshìcóngbiānpǎochūdào:「mèimeiyàochītángsēnglijiùdele。」guàishēnggāojiàodào:「shīxiōnghuántángsēngjiùmìng。」dàoshìcóngbiānpǎochūdào:「mèimeiyàochītángsēnglijiùdele。」

盡情打爛

xíngzhěwényándào:「huánshīqiěkànmèimeideyàngzi。」hǎoshèngchāérbànghuǎnghuǎnglegēntiěbàngshuāngshǒuzhīzhūjīngjìnqínglànxíngzhěwényándào:「huánshīqiěkànmèimeideyàngzi。」hǎoshèngchāérbànghuǎnghuǎnglegēntiěbàngshuāngshǒuzhīzhūjīngjìnqínglàn

各懷忿怒

quèyòujiāngwěibayáoleliǎngyáoshōuleháomáodānshēnlūnbànggǎnbiānláidàoshìdàoshìjiànleshīmèixīnshènrěnhěnjiànláiyíngzhèchánghuái忿fènzhǎnshéntōngquèyòujiāngwěibayáoleliǎngyáoshōuleháomáodānshēnlūnbànggǎnbiānláidàoshìdàoshìjiànleshīmèixīnshènrěnhěnjiànláiyíngzhècháng怀huái忿fènzhǎnshéntōng

七女嗚呼

zhèchánghǎoshāzhèchánghǎoshā

yāojīnglūnbǎojiànshèngjīnyāojīnglūnbǎojiànshèngjīn
dōuwèitángcháosānzàngxiānjiàodōuwèitángcháosānzàngxiānjiào
jīnzhǎnjīnglúnshǒushīwēinòngchěngjīnjīnzhǎnjīnglúnshǒushīwēinòngchěngjīn
shèngshénguāngzhuàngyāoxiāndǎnshèngshénguāngzhuàngyāoxiāndǎn
渾身解數
húnshēnxièshùhuājǐnshuāngshǒuténgnuóhúnshēnxièshùhuājǐnshuāngshǒuténgnuó
pīngpāngjiànbàngxiǎngpīngpāngjiànbàngxiǎng
cǎndànyúncǎndànyún
chányán使shǐmóuláiwǎnghuàchányán使shǐmóuláiwǎnghuà
shādefēngxiǎngshāfēilángtiānhūnàndǒuxīngshādefēngxiǎngshāfēilángtiānhūnàndǒuxīng
脫了皂袍

dàoshìshèngzhànjīngliùshíjiànjuéshǒuruǎnshíjiānsōnglejīnjié便biànjiěkāidàidexiǎngshēngtuōlezàopáoxíngzhěxiàodào:「érziguòrénjiùtuōleshìnénggòude。」dàoshìshèngzhànjīngliùshíjiànjuéshǒuruǎnshíjiānsōnglejīnjié便biànjiěkāidàidexiǎngshēngtuōlezàopáoxíngzhěxiàodào:「érziguòrénjiùtuōleshìnénggòude。」

一千隻眼

yuánláizhèdàoshìleshangshǒutáizhǐjiànliǎngxiéxiàyǒuqiānzhīyǎnyǎnzhōngbèngfàngjīnguāngshífēnhàiyuánláizhèdàoshìleshangshǒutáizhǐjiànliǎngxiéxiàyǒuqiānzhīyǎnyǎnzhōngbèngfàngjīnguāngshífēnhài

sēnsēnhuángyànyànjīnguāngsēnsēnhuángyànyànjīnguāng
sēnsēnhuángliǎngbiānxiéxiàpēnyúnsēnsēnhuángliǎngbiānxiéxiàpēnyún
yànyànjīnguāngqiānzhīyǎnzhōngfànghuǒyànyànjīnguāngqiānzhīyǎnzhōngfànghuǒ
金光黃霧
zuǒyòuquèjīntǒngdōng西yóutóngzhōngzuǒyòuquèjīntǒngdōng西yóutóngzhōng
nǎiyāoxiānshīdàoshìxiǎnshéntōnghuǎngyǎntiānzhēyuèzhàorénbàozàoménglóngnǎiyāoxiānshīdàoshìxiǎnshéntōnghuǎngyǎntiānzhēyuèzhàorénbàozàoménglóng
tiānsūnshèngkùnzàijīnguānghuángzhōngtiānsūnshèngkùnzàijīnguānghuángzhōng
倒栽蔥

xíngzhěhuāngleshǒujiǎozhǐzàijīnguāngyǐngluànzhuǎnxiàngqiánnéng退tuìhòunéngdòngjiǎoquè便biànzàitǒngzhuǎndebānnàiyòubàozàoguòlewǎngshàngzhuóshítiàoquèzhuàngjīnguāngdediēledàozāicōngjuédàozhuàngdetóuténgxíngzhěhuāngleshǒujiǎozhǐzàijīnguāngyǐngluànzhuǎnxiàngqiánnéng退tuìhòunéngdòngjiǎoquè便biànzàitǒngzhuǎndebānnàiyòubàozàoguòlewǎngshàngzhuóshítiàoquèzhuàngjīnguāngdediēledàozāicōngjuédàozhuàngdetóuténg

晦氣晦氣

shēntóudǐngliángdōuzhuàngruǎnlejiāxīnjiāodào:「huìhuìzhètóujīnlechángshídāokǎnduònéngshāngsǔnquèzěnmebèizhèjīnguāngzhuàngruǎnleròushēntóudǐngliángdōuzhuàngruǎnlejiāxīnjiāodào:「huìhuìzhètóujīnlechángshídāokǎnduònéngshāngsǔnquèzěnmebèizhèjīnguāngzhuàngruǎnleròu

前去不得

jiǔhòudìngyàogòngnóngzòngránhǎoleshìshāngfēng。」huìjiābàozàonánjīnquèyòujiājiàodào:「qiándehòu退tuìdezuǒxíngdeyòuxíngdewǎngshàngyòuzhuàngdequèzěnmehǎowǎngxiàzǒuniáng。」jiǔhòudìngyàogòngnóngzòngránhǎoleshìshāngfēng。」huìjiābàozàonánjīnquèyòujiājiàodào:「qiándehòu退tuìdezuǒxíngdeyòuxíngdewǎngshàngyòuzhuàngdequèzěnmehǎowǎngxiàzǒuniáng。」

穿山甲

hǎoshèngniànzhòuyáoshēnbiànbiànzuò穿chuānshānjiǎyòumínglínglínzhēnshìhǎoshèngniànzhòuyáoshēnbiànbiànzuò穿chuānshānjiǎyòumínglínglínzhēnshì

zhītiězhǎozuānshānsuìshízhuāfěnzhītiězhǎozuānshānsuìshízhuāfěn
滿mǎnshēnlínjiǎlǐng穿chuānyánqiècōngmǎnshēnlínjiǎlǐng穿chuānyánqiècōng
鋼鑽金錐
liǎngyǎnguāngmínghǎo便biànshuāngxīnghuǎngliàngliǎngyǎnguāngmínghǎo便biànshuāngxīnghuǎngliàng
zuǐjiānshèngqiánggāngzuànjīnzhuīzuǐjiānshèngqiánggāngzuànjīnzhuī
yàozhōngyǒuxìng穿chuānshānjiǎwéilínglínyàozhōngyǒuxìng穿chuānshānjiǎwéilínglín
罩得十餘里

kànyìngzhetóuwǎngxiàzuānjiùzuānleyǒuèrshífāngcáichūtóuyuánláijīnguāngzhǐzhàodeshíchūláixiànleběnxiàngruǎnjīnhúnshēnténgtòngzhǐzhùyǎnzhōngliúlèikànyìngzhetóuwǎngxiàzuānjiùzuānleyǒuèrshífāngcáichūtóuyuánláijīnguāngzhǐzhàodeshíchūláixiànleběnxiàngruǎnjīnhúnshēnténgtòngzhǐzhùyǎnzhōngliúlèi

陽溝之內

shīshēngjiàodào:「shīashīshēngjiàodào:「shīa

dāngniánbǐngjiàochūshānzhōnggòngwǎng西láiyònggōngdāngniánbǐngjiàochūshānzhōnggòngwǎng西láiyònggōng
hǎihóngkǒngyánggōuzhīnèiquèzāofēng。」hǎihóngkǒngyánggōuzhīnèiquèzāofēng。」
身穿重孝

měihóuwángzhèngdāngbēiqiètīngshānbèihòuyǒurénqiànshēnkāileyǎnlèihuítóuguānkàndànjiànrénshēn穿chuānzhòngxiàozuǒshǒutuōzhǎnliáng漿jiāngshuǐfànyòushǒuzhízhāngshāozhǐhuángqiáncóngxiāngshēngzhezǒuláiměihóuwángzhèngdāngbēiqiètīngshānbèihòuyǒurénqiànshēnkāileyǎnlèihuítóuguānkàndànjiànrénshēn穿chuānzhòngxiàozuǒshǒutuōzhǎnliángjiāngshuǐfànyòushǒuzhízhāngshāozhǐhuángqiáncóngxiāngshēngzhezǒulái

斷腸人

xíngzhědiǎntóujiētàndào:「zhèngshì:『liúlèiyǎnféngliúlèiyǎnduànchángrénduànchángrén。』zhèrénzhīsuǒshìdàiwènwèn。」xíngzhědiǎntóujiētàndào:「zhèngshì:『liúlèiyǎnféngliúlèiyǎnduànchángrénduànchángrén。』zhèrénzhīsuǒshìdàiwènwèn。」

買竹竿爭講

rénshízǒushàngqiánláiyíngzhexíngzhěxíngzhěgōngshēnwèndào:「deshìshénrén?」rénqínlèidào:「zhàngyīnhuánghuāguànguànzhǔmǎizhú竿gānzhēngjiǎngbèijiāngyàocháyàojiāngzhèzhǐqiánshāohuàbàozhīqíng。」rénshízǒushàngqiánláiyíngzhexíngzhěxíngzhěgōngshēnwèndào:「deshìshénrén?」rénqínlèidào:「zhàngyīnhuánghuāguànguànzhǔmǎizhú竿gānzhēngjiǎngbèijiāngyàocháyàojiāngzhèzhǐqiánshāohuàbàozhīqíng。」

欺心戲我

xíngzhětīngyányǎnzhōngliúlèijiànlezuòdào:「shènzhīwèizhàngfánnǎoshēngbēizěnmelèiyǎnchóuméixīn?」xíngzhětīngyányǎnzhōngliúlèijiànlezuòdào:「shènzhīwèizhàngfánnǎoshēngbēizěnmelèiyǎnchóuméixīn?」

結為兄妹

xíngzhěgōngshēndào:「běnshìdōngtángqīnchāitángsānzàngsūnkōngxíngzhěyīnwǎng西tiānxíngguòhuánghuāguànxiēguànzhōngdàoshìzhīshìshénmeyāojīngzhīzhūjīngjiéwéixiōngmèixíngzhěgōngshēndào:「běnshìdōngtángqīnchāitángsānzàngsūnkōngxíngzhěyīnwǎng西tiānxíngguòhuánghuāguànxiēguànzhōngdàoshìzhīshìshénmeyāojīngzhīzhūjīngjiéwéixiōngmèi

背了是非

zhīzhūjīngzàipándòngyàohàishīshìshījièshāsēngjiùjiědetuōzhīzhūjīngzǒudàozhèbèileshìfēishuōděngyǒupiànzhīdàoshìjiāngyàocháyàodǎoshīshīgòngsānrénliánkǒuxiànzàiguànzhīzhūjīngzàipándòngyàohàishīshìshījièshāsēngjiùjiědetuōzhīzhūjīngzǒudàozhèbèileshìfēishuōděngyǒupiànzhīdàoshìjiāngyàocháyàodǎoshīshīgòngsānrénliánkǒuxiànzàiguàn

將我網住

wéicéngchīchájiāngcházhōngguànsuìjiùxiāngzhèngrǎngshízhīzhūjīngpǎochūláifàngshéngjiāngwǎngzhùshì使shǐzǒutuōwènshuōběnxiàngwéicéngchīchájiāngcházhōngguànsuìjiùxiāngzhèngrǎngshízhīzhūjīngpǎochūláifàngshéngjiāngwǎngzhùshì使shǐzǒutuōwènshuōběnxiàng

萬道金光

quèyòu使shǐfēnshēnjiǎojuéshéngtuōchūyāoláidùnbàngzhèdàoshìbàochóubǎojiànxiāngdòudòujīngliùshíhuíbàilezhènsuítuōleshangliǎngxiéxiàfàngchūqiānzhīyǎnyǒuwàndàojīnguāngzhàodìngquèyòu使shǐfēnshēnjiǎojuéshéngtuōchūyāoláidùnbàngzhèdàoshìbàochóubǎojiànxiāngdòudòujīngliùshíhuíbàilezhènsuítuōleshangliǎngxiéxiàfàngchūqiānzhīyǎnyǒuwàndàojīnguāngzhàodìng

豈敢相戲

suǒjìn退tuìliǎngnáncáibiànzuòlínglíncóngxiàzuānchūláizhèngbēiqiètīngxiāngwènyīnjiànwèizhàngyǒuzhǐqiánbàoshīsàngshēngèngxiāngchóusuǒyuànshēngbēigǎnxiāng。」suǒjìn退tuìliǎngnáncáibiànzuòlínglíncóngxiàzuānchūláizhèngbēiqiètīngxiāngwènyīnjiànwèizhàngyǒuzhǐqiánbàoshīsàngshēngèngxiāngchóusuǒyuànshēngbēigǎnxiāng。」

百眼魔君

fàngxiàshuǐfànzhǐqiánduìxíngzhěpéidào:「guàiguàizhīshìbèinànzhěcáishuōjiāngláirèndàoshìběnshìbǎiyǎnjūnyòuhuànzuòduōguàifàngxiàshuǐfànzhǐqiánduìxíngzhěpéidào:「guàiguàizhīshìbèinànzhěcáishuōjiāngláirèndàoshìběnshìbǎiyǎnjūnyòuhuànzuòduōguài

破得金光

rányǒubiànhuàtuōjīnguāngzhàndejiǔdìngyǒushéntōngquèzhǐshìháijìndejiàoqǐngwèishèngxiánnéngjīnguāngxiángdàoshì。」rányǒubiànhuàtuōjīnguāngzhàndejiǔdìngyǒushéntōngquèzhǐshìháijìndejiàoqǐngwèishèngxiánnéngjīnguāngxiángdàoshì。」

指教指教

xíngzhěwényánliánmángchàngdào:「zhīláifánwèizhǐjiàozhǐjiàoguǒshìwèishèngxiánqǐngqiújiùshīzhīnànjiùbàozhàngzhīchóu。」xíngzhěwényánliánmángchàngdào:「zhīláifánwèizhǐjiàozhǐjiàoguǒshìwèishèngxiánqǐngqiújiùshīzhīnànjiùbàozhàngzhīchóu。」

骨髓俱爛

réndào:「jiùshuōchūláiqǐngxiángledàoshìzhǐbàochóuérkǒngnéngjiùshī。」xíngzhědào:「zěnnéngjiù?」réndào:「yàozuìhěnyàodǎorénsānzhījiānsuǐlànwǎnghuíkǒngchílenéngjiù。」réndào:「jiùshuōchūláiqǐngxiángledàoshìzhǐbàochóuérkǒngnéngjiùshī。」xíngzhědào:「zěnnéngjiù?」réndào:「yàozuìhěnyàodǎorénsānzhījiānsuǐlànwǎnghuíkǒngchílenéngjiù。」

千里之遙

xíngzhědào:「huìzǒupíngduōyuǎnzhǐxiāobàn。」dào:「huìzǒutīngshuōchùdàoyǒuqiānzhīyáoxiāngyǒuzuòshānmínghuànyúnshānshānzhōngyǒuqiānhuādòngdòngzhōngyǒuwèishèngxiánhuànzuòlánnéngxiángguài。」xíngzhědào:「huìzǒupíngduōyuǎnzhǐxiāobàn。」dào:「huìzǒutīngshuōchùdàoyǒuqiānzhīyáoxiāngyǒuzuòshānmínghuànyúnshānshānzhōngyǒuqiānhuādòngdòngzhōngyǒuwèishèngxiánhuànzuòlánnéngxiángguài。」

早不見了

xíngzhědào:「shānzuòluòfāngquècóngfāng?」yòngshǒuzhǐdìngdào:「zhínánshàng便biànshì。」xíngzhěhuítóukànshízǎojiànlexíngzhědào:「shānzuòluòfāngquècóngfāng?」yòngshǒuzhǐdìngdào:「zhínánshàng便biànshì。」xíngzhěhuítóukànshízǎojiànle

千乞留名

xíngzhěhuāngmángbàidào:「shìwèizuānhūnlenéngxiāngshíqiānliúmínghǎoxiè。」zhǐjiànbànkōngzhōngjiàodào:「shèngshì。」xíngzhěhuāngmángbàidào:「shìwèizuānhūnlenéngxiāngshíqiānliúmínghǎoxiè。」zhǐjiànbànkōngzhōngjiàodào:「shèngshì。」

假做孝婦

xíngzhětáitóukànchùyuánshìshānlǎogǎnzhìkōngzhōngxièdào:「lǎocóngláizhǐjiào?」lǎodào:「cáilónghuáhuìshànghuíláijiànshīyǒunànjiǎzuòxiàojièsàngzhīmíngmiǎnxíngzhětáitóukànchùyuánshìshānlǎogǎnzhìkōngzhōngxièdào:「lǎocóngláizhǐjiào?」lǎodào:「cáilónghuáhuìshànghuíláijiànshīyǒunànjiǎzuòxiàojièsàngzhīmíngmiǎn

多怪人

kuàiqǐngdànshuōchūshìzhǐjiàoshèngxiányǒuxiēduōguàirén。」kuàiqǐngdànshuōchūshìzhǐjiàoshèngxiányǒuxiēduōguàirén。」

青松遮勝境

xíngzhěxièlebiéjīndǒuyúnzòngsuídàoyúnshānshàngàndìngyúntóujiùjiànqiānhuādòngdòngwàixíngzhěxièlebiéjīndǒuyúnzòngsuídàoyúnshānshàngàndìngyúntóujiùjiànqiānhuādòngdòngwài

qīngsōngzhēshèngjìngcuìbǎiràoxiānqīngsōngzhēshèngjìngcuìbǎiràoxiān
liǔyíngshāndàohuā滿mǎnjiàn绿liǔyíngshāndàohuāmǎnjiàn
幽鹿步徐徐
xiānglánwéishífāngcǎoyìngyánxiānglánwéishífāngcǎoyìngyán
liúshuǐliányúnfēngshùliúshuǐliányúnfēngshù
qínshēngguōguōyōu鹿qínshēngguōguōyōu鹿
xiūzhúzhīzhīxiùhóngméishūxiūzhúzhīzhīxiùhóngméishū
四時無葉落
hánshùchūnniǎozàogāochūhánshùchūnniǎozàogāochū
xiàmàiyíngtiánguǎngqiūbiànxiàmàiyíngtián广guǎngqiūbiàn
shíluòjiéyǒuhuāshíluòjiéyǒuhuā
měishēngruìǎiliánxiāohànchángfàngxiángyúnjiētàiměishēngruìǎiliánxiāohànchángfàngxiángyúnjiētài
靜靜悄悄

zhèshènghuānhuānzǒujiāngjìnchéngjiékànjìnbiāndejǐngzhìzhímiàngèngméirénérjìngjìngqiǎoqiǎodequǎnzhīshēngxīnzhōngàndào:「zhèshèngxiánxiǎngshìzàijiāle。」zhèshènghuānhuānzǒujiāngjìnchéngjiékànjìnbiāndejǐngzhìzhímiàngèngméirénérjìngjìngqiǎoqiǎodequǎnzhīshēngxīnzhōngàndào:「zhèshèngxiánxiǎngshìzàijiāle。」

織金袍

yòujìnshùkànshíjiàndàozuòzàishàngkànzěnshēngyàngyòujìnshùkànshíjiàndàozuòzàishàngkànzěnshēngyàng

tóudàihuājǐnmàoshēn穿chuānlǐngzhījīnpáotóudàihuājǐnmàoshēn穿chuānlǐngzhījīnpáo
jiǎoyúnjiānfèngtóuyāocuánshuāngsuìtāojiǎoyúnjiānfèngtóuyāocuánshuāngsuìtāo
姓名高
miànqiūróngshuānghòulǎoshēngchūnyànshèqiánjiāomiànqiūróngshuānghòulǎoshēngchūnyànshèqiánjiāo
zhōngjiǔānsānshèngxīnshàngchángxiūráozhōngjiǔānsānshèngxīnshàngchángxiūráo
chūkōngkōngzhēnzhèngguǒliànchéngliǎoliǎoxiāoyáochūkōngkōngzhēnzhèngguǒliànchéngliǎoliǎoxiāoyáo
zhèngshìqiānhuādònglánxìngmínggāozhèngshìqiānhuādònglánxìngmínggāo
合掌回禮

xíngzhězhǐzhùjiǎojìnqiánjiàodào:「lánwènxùnle。」xiàzhǎnghuídào:「shèngshīyínglecóngláide?」xíngzhědào:「zěnmejiùrènshìshèng?」xíngzhězhǐzhùjiǎojìnqiánjiàodào:「lánwènxùnle。」xiàzhǎnghuídào:「shèngshīyínglecóngláide?」xíngzhědào:「zěnmejiùrènshìshèng?」

大鬧天宮

lándào:「dāngniánnàotiāngōngshíchuánledexíngxiàngshuírénzhīshí?」xíngzhědào:「zhèngshì:『hǎoshìchūménèshìchuánqiān。』xiàngjīnguīzhèngménjiùxiǎodele?」lándào:「dāngniánnàotiāngōngshíchuánledexíngxiàngshuírénzhīshí?」xíngzhědào:「zhèngshì:『hǎoshìchūménèshìchuánqiān。』xiàngjīnguīzhèngménjiùxiǎodele?」

恭喜恭喜

lándào:「shíguīzhènggōnggōng。」xíngzhědào:「jìnnéngtuōmìngbǎoshītángsēngshàng西tiānjīngshīhuánghuāguàndàoshìjiāngyàocháyàodǎolándào:「shíguīzhènggōnggōng。」xíngzhědào:「jìnnéngtuōmìngbǎoshītángsēngshàng西tiānjīngshīhuánghuāguàndàoshìjiāngyàocháyàodǎo

三百餘年

dòujiùfàngjīnguāngzhàozhùshì使shǐshéntōngzǒutuōlewénnéngmièdejīnguāngláibàiqǐng。」dào:「shìshuíshuōdelelánhuìdàojīnsānbǎiniáncéngchūméndòujiùfàngjīnguāngzhàozhùshì使shǐshéntōngzǒutuōlewénnéngmièdejīnguāngláibàiqǐng。」dào:「shìshuíshuōdelelánhuìdàojīnsānbǎiniáncéngchūmén

隱姓埋名

yǐnxìngmáimínggèngrénzhīquèzěnmezhīdào?」xíngzhědào:「shìguǐguǎnjiādōuhuìfǎngzháo。」lándào:「běndāngnàiméngshèngxiàlínmièleqiújīngzhīshànlái。」yǐnxìngmáimínggèngrénzhīquèzěnmezhīdào?」xíngzhědào:「shìguǐguǎnjiādōuhuì访fǎngzháo。」lándào:「běndāngnàiméngshèngxiàlínmièleqiújīngzhīshànlái。」

繡花針兒

xíngzhěchēngxièledào:「zhīshàncuīdànzhīcéngdàishénmebīng?」dào:「yǒuxiùhuāzhēnérnéng。」xíngzhěrěnzhùdào:「lǎolezǎozhīshìxiùhuāzhēnláojiùwènlǎosūnyàodànshìyǒude。」xíngzhěchēngxièledào:「zhīshàncuīdànzhīcéngdàishénmebīng?」dào:「yǒuxiùhuāzhēnérnéng。」xíngzhěrěnzhùdào:「lǎolezǎozhīshìxiùhuāzhēnláojiùwènlǎosūnyàodànshìyǒude。」

昴日星官

lándào:「xiùhuāzhēnfēishìgāngtiějīnzhēnyòngdezhèbǎobèifēigāngfēitiěfēijīnnǎixiǎoéryǎnliànchéngde。」xíngzhědào:「lìnglángshìshuí?」lándào:「xiǎoérnǎimǎoxīngguān。」xíngzhějīnghàilándào:「xiùhuāzhēnfēishìgāngtiějīnzhēnyòngdezhèbǎobèifēigāngfēitiěfēijīnnǎixiǎoéryǎnliànchéngde。」xíngzhědào:「lìnglángshìshuí?」lándào:「xiǎoérnǎimǎoxīngguān。」xíngzhějīnghài

破了金光

zǎowàngjiànjīnguāngyànyànhuíxiànglándào:「jīnguāngchù便biànshìhuánghuāguàn。」lánsuílǐngchūxiùhuāzhēnméimáoyǒuliùfēnchángduǎnniānzàishǒuwàngkōngpāoshǎoshíjiānxiǎngshēnglejīnguāngzǎowàngjiànjīnguāngyànyànhuíxiànglándào:「jīnguāngchù便biànshìhuánghuāguàn。」lánsuílǐngchūxiùhuāzhēnméimáoyǒuliùfēnchángduǎnniānzàishǒuwàngkōngpāoshǎoshíjiānxiǎngshēnglejīnguāng

尋針尋針

xíngzhědào:「miàozāimiàozāixúnzhēnxúnzhēn。」lántuōzàishǒuzhǎngnèidào:「zhèshì?」xíngzhěquètóngànxiàyúntóuzǒuguànzhǐjiàndàoshìleyǎnnéngxíngzhědào:「miàozāimiàozāixúnzhēnxúnzhēn。」lántuōzàishǒuzhǎngnèidào:「zhèshì?」xíngzhěquètóngànxiàyúntóuzǒuguànzhǐjiàndàoshìleyǎnnéng

裝瞎子

xíngzhědào:「zhèguàizhuāngxiāzili。」ěrduochūbàngláijiùlánchězhùdào:「shèngqiěkànshī。」xíngzhědào:「zhèguàizhuāngxiāzili。」ěrduochūbàngláijiùlánchězhùdào:「shèngqiěkànshī。」

積個陰德

xíngzhějìngzhìhòumiànwèikànshísānréndōushuìzàishàngtánlixíngzhěchuílèidào:「quèzěnmehǎoquèzěnmehǎo?」lándào:「shèngbēishìjīnchūménchángsuǒxìngyīnxíngzhějìngzhìhòumiànwèikànshísānréndōushuìzàishàngtánlixíngzhěchuílèidào:「quèzěnmehǎoquèzěnmehǎo?」lándào:「shèngbēishìjīnchūménchángsuǒxìngyīn

解毒丹

zhèyǒujiědānsòngsānwán。」xíngzhězhuǎnshēnbàiqiúxiùzhōngchūzhǐbāoérnèijiāngsānhóngwánzixíngzhějiàofàngkǒuzhèyǒujiědānsòngsānwán。」xíngzhězhuǎnshēnbàiqiúxiùzhōngchūzhǐbāoérnèijiāngsānhóngwánzixíngzhějiàofàngkǒu

得了性命

xíngzhěyàobānkāimenguānměirénsāilewányàowèi便biànjiùǒuyuěsuìchūwèilexìngmìngjièxiāndào:「mènshā。」sānzàngshāsēngxǐngledào:「hǎoyūn。」xíngzhěyàobānkāimenguānměirénsāilewányàowèi便biànjiùǒuyuěsuìchūwèilexìngmìngjièxiāndào:「mènshā。」sānzàngshāsēngxǐngledào:「hǎoyūn。」

快都來拜謝

xíngzhědào:「mencházhònglelekuīzhèlánjiùkuàidōuláibàixiè。」sānzàngqiànshēnzhěngxièlexíngzhědào:「mencházhònglelekuīzhèlánjiùkuàidōuláibàixiè。」sānzàngqiànshēnzhěngxièle

定是妖精

jièdào:「shīxiōngdàoshìzàiděngwènwènwèizhèbānhài?」xíngzhězhīzhūjīngshàngxiàngshìshuōlebiànjièhěndào:「zhèzhīzhūwéimèidìngshìyāojīng。」jièdào:「shīxiōngdàoshìzàiděngwènwènwèizhèbānhài?」xíngzhězhīzhūjīngshàngxiàngshìshuōlebiànjièhěndào:「zhèzhīzhūwéimèidìngshìyāojīng。」

看守門戶

xíngzhězhǐdào:「zài殿diànwàidìngzhuāngxiāzili。」jièjiùzhùyòubèilánzhǐzhùdào:「tiānpéngshèngzhīdòngréndàishōukānshǒumén。」xíngzhězhǐdào:「zài殿diànwàidìngzhuāngxiāzili。」jièjiùzhùyòubèilánzhǐzhùdào:「tiānpéngshèngzhīdòngréndàishōukānshǒumén。」

大蜈蚣精

xíngzhědào:「gǎnméngfèngchéngdànzhǐshìjiàoxiànběnxiàngmenkànkàn。」lándào:「róng。」shàngqiányòngshǒuzhǐdàoshìdedǎozàichénāixiànleyuánshēnnǎishìtiáochǐchángduǎndegōngjīnglán使shǐxiǎozhǐtóutiǎojiàxiángyúnjìngzhuǎnqiānhuādòngxíngzhědào:「gǎnméngfèngchéngdànzhǐshìjiàoxiànběnxiàngmenkànkàn。」lándào:「róng。」shàngqiányòngshǒuzhǐdàoshìdedǎozàichénāixiànleyuánshēnnǎishìtiáochǐchángduǎndegōngjīnglán使shǐxiǎozhǐtóutiǎojiàxiángyúnjìngzhuǎnqiānhuādòng

這媽媽兒

jièyǎngdào:「zhèmaérquèhàizěnmejiùxiángzhèbānè?」xíngzhěxiàodào:「wènyǒushénbīngjīnguāngdàoyǒuxiùhuāzhēnérshìérzizàiyǎnliàndejièyǎngdào:「zhèmaérquèhàizěnmejiùxiángzhèbānè?」xíngzhěxiàodào:「wènyǒushénbīngjīnguāngdàoyǒuxiùhuāzhēnérshìérzizàiyǎnliànde

是個母雞

wènlìnglángshìshuídàoshìmǎoxīngguānxiǎngmǎoxīngshìzhīgōngzhèlǎomadìngshìzuìnéngxiánggōngsuǒnéngshōu。」wènlìnglángshìshuídàoshìmǎoxīngguānxiǎngmǎoxīngshìzhīgōngzhèlǎomadìngshìzuìnéngxiánggōngsuǒnéngshōu。」

頂禮不盡

sānzàngwényándǐngjìnjiào:「menshōushí。」shāsēngzàimiànxúnlexiēliángānpáilexiēzhāibǎocāndùnqiāntiāodànqǐngshīchūménsānzàngwényándǐngjìnjiào:「menshōushí。」shāsēngzàimiànxúnlexiēliángānpáilexiēzhāibǎocāndùnqiāntiāodànqǐngshīchūmén

燒得煨燼

xíngzhěcóngchúzhōngfànglehuǒzuòguànshàshíshāodewēijìnquèchángxíngzhèngshìxíngzhěcóngchúzhōngfànglehuǒzuòguànshàshíshāodewēijìnquèchángxíngzhèngshì

tángsēngmìnggǎnlánliǎoxìngxiāochúduōguàitángsēngmìnggǎnlánliǎoxìngxiāochúduōguài
下回分解

jìngxiàngqiánháiyǒushénmeshìqiětīngxiàhuífēnjiějìngxiàngqiánháiyǒushénmeshìqiětīngxiàhuífēnjiě

英譯 Three Red Dates

We tell now how the Great Sage Sun, steadying the Tang Monk, hurried with Eight Rules and Sha Monk up onto the highroad and pressed straight on westward. Before half a while had passed they came of a sudden on a place where towers rose tier upon tier and halls stood up in majesty. The Tang Monk reined in his horse. “Disciples,” he said, “look there — what sort of place is that?” Pilgrim raised his head to look, and all at once he saw:

Hills ring the towers; a stream winds round the terrace. Before the gate mixed trees stand thick and dark; beyond the walls wild flowers breathe rich and bright. White egrets roost among the willows, for all the world like flawless jade in mist; Yellow orioles warble within the peach trees — gold, rather, that keeps its colour in the fire. Wild deer, two by two, tread the green sedge at their ease, all care forgotten; Mountain birds, pair by pair, call to one another in flight, high in the red treetops. Truly this is the Tiantai grotto of Liu and Ruan; no less, indeed, than the immortals' home at Langyuan.

“Master,” Pilgrim reported back, “that place is no nobleman's mansion, nor is it some rich family's house. It looks more like a convent or an abbey, a religious house of one sort or another. We shall know for certain when we get there.” At these words Tripitaka laid on the whip and urged his horse forward. Master and disciples came up to the gate and looked. Set into it was a slab of stone, and on the slab three characters: Yellow Flower Abbey. Tripitaka dismounted. “A Yellow Flower Abbey is a Daoist's house,” said Eight Rules. “It would do no harm to step in and pay the man a call. His cap and gown are not ours, but the practice is the same.” “Well said,” agreed Sha Monk. “For one thing, we go in and see the sights; for another, it will do to get the animals unloaded. And if it is convenient, they can set out a little vegetarian food for our master.”

The elder took their advice, and the four of them went in together. There on the inner gate they saw a pair of spring couplets:

Yellow sprout and white snow, a mansion of immortals; Jasper grass and jade blossom, the house of a feathered adept.

Pilgrim laughed. “This is one of your thatch-burning, drug-cooking Daoists — the sort who fiddles with a stove and lugs a pot about.” Tripitaka gave him a pinch. “Mind your tongue. Mind your tongue. We are not acquainted with the man, and we are no kin of his. Either way it is a short call — what business is he of ours?” Before he had finished speaking they were through the inner gate, and there they saw the main hall shut fast, and under the eastern gallery a Daoist sitting rolling pills. Look how he was got up:

On his head, a blazing red cap inlaid with gold; on his body, a robe of deepest black; on his feet, a pair of cloud-toed shoes in vivid green; at his waist, a streaming yellow Lü Gong sash. A face like a melon cast in iron, eyes like bright stars. The bridge of his nose high and large, in the manner of a Hui; his lips turned out and open, like a Tatar's. One whole expanse of Daoist heart with thunder hidden rolling inside it — a true feathered adept, tamer of tigers and subduer of dragons.

Tripitaka saw him and called out in a loud voice, “Venerable Immortal! This poor monk pays his respects.” The Daoist jerked his head up, and the sight of them gave him a start. He dropped the pill in his hand, pressed his hairpin straight, smoothed down his robe, and came down the steps to meet them. “Venerable Master! Forgive me for not coming out to you. Please step inside and be seated.” The elder went up into the hall, well pleased. They pushed the door open and saw the holy images of the Three Pure Ones, and on the altar table a censer and incense. At once he took up incense, set it in the censer, made three circuits of obeisance, and only then exchanged bows with the Daoist. Then he went through to the guest seats and sat down with his disciples, while the Daoist called hurriedly for the immortal lads to bring tea. There were two young lads on hand, and in they went to the back — hunting out the tea tray, washing the cups, wiping the spoons, laying out the sweetmeats — bustling about in such a hurry that they roused those several old enemies.

Now as it happened, the seven women-monsters of Gossamer Cave and this Daoist had learned their arts in the same hall. Ever since they had put their old clothes back on and called out their sons, they had come straight here. They were at the back cutting out clothes when they suddenly caught sight of the lad fetching tea, and asked, “Boy — what guests have arrived, that you are in such a scramble?” “Four monks came in just now,” said the lad, “and the master told me to serve tea.” “Was there a fat white monk?” asked the woman-monster. “There was.” “And one with a long snout and big ears?” “There was.” “Go and hand the tea round, quickly,” she said, “and throw your master a look. Have him come in here — I have something urgent to say to him.” Sure enough, the lad carried out five cups of tea. The Daoist drew his robe together, took up a cup in both hands and presented it to Tripitaka, and after that to Eight Rules, Sha Monk and Pilgrim. The tea done, the cups were cleared. The lad threw him a look, and the Daoist half rose from his seat. “Gentlemen, please keep your places.” He told the boy, “Set down the tea tray and keep our guests company. I shall just step out and be back directly.” At this the elder and his disciples, with the one young lad, went out onto the hall to look about — of which no more for now.

The Daoist walked into the abbot's chamber, and there he found seven women all kneeling together. “Elder brother! Elder brother!” they cried. “Hear one word from your little sisters.” The Daoist put out a hand to raise them up. “When you came this morning you had something to say to me. As it happened I was rolling pills today, and this particular drug must not be seen by women — which is why I gave you no answer. And now there are guests outside as well. If you have something to say, let it keep and we shall talk at leisure.” “We beg to report, elder brother,” said the monsters. “This business is entirely on account of the guests' arrival; only now do we dare tell it. If the guests go, then telling you will be no use at all.” The Daoist laughed. “Listen to my worthy sisters talk! Why should it be only because guests have come that you will speak? Have you gone quite mad? Never mind that I am one of those who cultivate immortality in quiet and purity — even an ordinary layman, with a wife and children, old and young, and household business to attend to, would wait until his guests had gone before dealing with it. How can you be so ill-mannered, making a public show of me? Now let me get out there.” The monsters all took hold of him at once. “Elder brother, curb your anger. Let us just ask you — those guests out in front, where have they come from?” The Daoist pulled a sour face and made no answer. “Just now the boy came in for the tea,” said the monsters, “and we heard him say they were four monks.” “And what if they are monks?” said the Daoist crossly. “Four monks, and among them one with a pale fat face, and one with a long snout and big ears. Elder brother, did you ever ask them where they had come from?” “There are indeed those two among them,” said the Daoist. “How do you know? You must have seen them somewhere?”

“Elder brother,” said the women, “you do not know the ins and outs of this. Those monks were sent by the Tang court to fetch the scriptures in the West. This morning they came to our cave to beg a meal, and the truth is your little sisters had heard the Tang Monk's name and took him.” “And what did you take him for?” said the Daoist. “We have long heard it said that the Tang Monk is the true body of ten lifetimes of cultivation, and that anyone who eats a single piece of his flesh will lengthen his years and live long. That is why we took him. Then that monk with the long snout and the big ears cornered us in the Filth-Cleansing Spring — first he made off with our clothes, then he showed off his arts and forced his way into bathing with us, and we could not stop him. “He jumped into the water, turned himself into a catfish, and went darting in and out between our legs, meaning to work some lewd trick on us. The creature is shameless through and through. Then he sprang out of the water and showed his own shape again; and when he saw we would not give in to him, he took up a nine-toothed muckrake and made to take our lives. “If we had not had some wits about us we should have died at his hands, and so we fled, trembling, for our lives. We also sent your foolish nephews to fight him, and we do not know whether they are alive or dead. We have come expressly to throw ourselves on you, elder brother, and we hope that for the sake of our old fellowship at the same window you will be the one to avenge us today.”

Hearing this, the Daoist was seized with anger and resentment, and his voice and face changed. “So the monk is as ill-mannered as that — as shameless as that. Set your minds at rest, all of you. Leave me to deal with him.” The women thanked him. “Elder brother, if you go to it, let us all come and help you beat him.” “No need to strike him,” said the Daoist. “No need to strike him. As the common saying has it: strike a blow and you sink three parts. Come with me, all of you.” The women followed close on either side of him. He went into a room, fetched a ladder, passed round behind the bed, climbed to the roof-beam and brought down a small leather box. The box stood some eight cùn high, a chǐ or so long and four cùn across, with a small brass lock fastening it. From his sleeve he at once drew a square of goose-yellow silk handkerchief, and tied to its fringe was a small key. He opened the lock and brought out a packet of medicine. And this medicine was:

Droppings of a hundred birds out of the hills, swept up and heaped to a thousand catties. Boiled up then in a copper pot, decocted at an even heat. A thousand catties boiled down to a single ladle; one ladle refined to three fēn. Three fēn must then be fried, calcined again and smoked again. So is this poison made, precious as treasure and gem. And should you taste the savour of it, it enters the mouth and you meet King Yama.

“Sisters,” said the Daoist to the seven women, “this treasure of mine — give it to an ordinary man and one is all it takes; it reaches the belly and he is dead. Give it to an immortal and three will finish him. These monks, I dare say, have some attainment of their own, so three will be wanted. Fetch the scales, quickly.” One of the women snatched up a steelyard. “Weigh out one fēn two ,” she said, “and divide it into four portions.” Then he took twelve red dates, pinched each one a little open, stuffed in a apiece, and shared them out among four tea cups; and with two black dates he made up another cup, set the whole lot out on a tray, and said to the women, “Let me go and question them. If they are not from the Tang, we let it be; but if they are from the Tang, I shall call for the tea to be changed, and you are to have the boys carry this tea out. One drink and every one of them dies, your grievance is avenged and your vexation resolved.” The seven women were grateful beyond measure.

The Daoist changed his gown, all ceremony and humility, and went out to invite the Tang Monk and the others back to the guest seats. “Venerable Master, do not take it amiss. I was just at the back telling my boys to pick a few greens and turnips and set out a vegetarian meal for you, which is why I left you.” “This poor monk has come to call empty-handed,” said Tripitaka. “How should I presume to trouble you for a meal?” The Daoist smiled. “You and I are both of us men who have left the household. Wherever we see a temple gate there are three shēng of stipend grain waiting. Why speak of empty hands? May I ask, venerable master — from what precious mountain? And on what business here?” “This poor monk,” said Tripitaka, “was sent by the Tang court of the Eastern Land to the Great Thunderclap Monastery in the West, to fetch the scriptures. We were just passing your immortal palace and came in with all sincerity to pay our respects.” At these words the Daoist's whole face bloomed. “Venerable master, you are a Buddha of loyalty and great virtue! This humble Daoist did not know, and failed to come out and meet you at a distance. Forgive me, forgive me.” He called out, “Boy! Go and change the tea, quickly — and get the meal seen to at the same time.” The boy went in, and the women beckoned him over. “There is good tea ready here,” they said. “Take it out.” And sure enough, the boy carried out five cups of tea. The Daoist hurriedly took up in both hands a cup with red dates in it and presented it to the Tang Monk. Seeing that Eight Rules had the biggest frame, he took him for the senior disciple; and Sha Monk for the second; and seeing that Pilgrim was small in build, took him for the third. And so it was only the fourth cup that was handed to Pilgrim.

Pilgrim's eye was sharp. He took his cup, and had already seen that the one left on the tray had two black dates in it. “Sir,” he said, “let me swap cups with you.” The Daoist laughed. “I shall not deceive you, elder — a poor Daoist here in the wild hills is not always stocked with tea-sweets. I was just now at the back looking for fruit myself, and there were only these twelve red dates, enough to make four cups for you. And I could hardly sit with you drinking nothing, so I made up a cup with two inferior dates to keep you company. This is only my humble respect for you.” Pilgrim laughed. “What kind of talk is that? As the ancients said: at home, is that poverty? It is poverty on the road that kills a man. You are a man with a home. How can you talk of being poor? It is people like us, monks who go on foot, who are the truly poor. Let me swap with you. Let me swap with you.” Tripitaka heard this and said, “Wukong, the immortal gentleman means it kindly to his guests. Drink it, and have done. What is there to change?” Pilgrim, having no choice, took the cup in his left hand, covered it with his right, and watched them.

Now Eight Rules was hungry for one thing and thirsty for another, and his gullet was a large one to start with. Seeing three red dates in his cup, he picked them up and swallowed the lot down into his belly at a gulp. His master ate too. Sha Monk ate too. In a moment Eight Rules's face changed colour, Sha Monk's eyes streamed with tears, and froth came from the Tang Monk's mouth. None of them could stay upright, and they fainted and fell to the ground. The Great Sage knew at once it was poison. He raised the cup in his hand and hurled it full in the Daoist's face. The Daoist threw up his gown-sleeve to fend it off, and with a clang the cup fell and smashed to powder. “You monk!” said the Daoist furiously. “What an utter boor! How dare you fling down my cup?” “You animal!” swore Pilgrim back. “Look at those three of mine — what do you call that? What have I to do with you, that you should drug my people down with poisoned tea?” “You coarse animal,” said the Daoist, “you have brought this trouble down on yourself. Can you really not know it?” “We had only just come in at your door,” said Pilgrim. “We had barely settled who sat where and said where we were from. Not one sharp word had passed. What trouble have we blundered into?” “Did you ever beg a meal at Gossamer Cave?” said the Daoist. “Did you ever bathe at the Filth-Cleansing Spring?” “The Filth-Cleansing Spring is where those seven women-monsters are,” said Pilgrim. “Since you bring that up, you must have been carrying on with them, and you must be a monster yourself. Don't run — take my cudgel.” Splendid Great Sage! He felt in his ear and drew out the gold-banded cudgel, gave it a shake till it was as thick as a bowl, and struck full at the Daoist's face; and the Daoist twisted aside in haste and drew a precious sword to meet him.

The two of them cursed and struck at each other, and the noise soon roused the women-monsters inside. The seven of them came swarming out. “Elder brother, don't trouble yourself,” they called. “Let your little sisters take him.” Pilgrim, seeing this, grew angrier still. He swung the iron cudgel in both hands, let loose his whole repertoire, and went rolling in among them, laying about him. The seven of them threw open their robes, thrust out their snow-white bellies, and worked a spell from their navels: out gushed silk cords in a rush, building up a canopy of heaven that covered Pilgrim over underneath it. Pilgrim, seeing things were going badly, turned over at once, spoke a spell, turned a somersault, and with a bang burst through the canopy and was gone. Holding his temper, he stood sullenly in the air and looked, and saw the monsters' silk cords glittering, running back and forth in lines, warp and weft as though from a shuttle. In no time at all the towers and halls of the Yellow Flower Abbey were covered over beyond all trace. “Formidable,” said Pilgrim. “Formidable. Just as well I did not fall into their hands. No wonder Zhu Eight Rules took so many falls. What is to be done about a thing like this? And my master and my brothers have been struck by poison on top of it. This gang of monsters is of one mind together, and I still do not know what they are. I had better go and ask the local earth god again.”

Splendid Great Sage! He pressed his cloud down, made the finger-sign, spoke the syllable Om, and had the old earth god hauled up before him once more. Trembling, the god knelt at the roadside and knocked his head on the ground. “Great Sage — you went off to rescue your master. Why have you come back?” “This morning I rescued my master,” said Pilgrim, “and we had not gone far when we came on a Yellow Flower Abbey. My master and I went in to have a look round, and the abbot came out to meet us. We had barely got talking when he drugged my master and the others down with poisoned tea. By luck I did not drink mine, so I set about him with the cudgel. But then he brought up the business of begging a meal at Gossamer Cave and bathing at the Filth-Cleansing Spring, and I knew at once the fellow was a monster. We had only just come to blows when those seven women ran out and spat out silk cords, and old Sun had the sense to get away. “I reckon that since you are the god in these parts you must know their provenance. What sort of monsters are they? Tell me straight and save yourself a beating.” The earth god knocked his head. “Those monsters came here less than ten years ago. It was only after an inspection three years ago that I made out their true shape, and they are seven spider spirits. The cords they spit out are spider silk.” Pilgrim heard this and was hugely pleased. “By your account, then, this is a small matter. That being so, you may go back. Leave me to work a spell and subdue them.” The earth god knocked his head and went.

Pilgrim went round to the outside of the Yellow Flower Abbey, stripped seventy hairs off his tail, blew an immortal breath on them and cried, “Change!” and at once they became seventy little Pilgrims; then he blew an immortal breath on the gold-banded cudgel too and cried, “Change!” and it became seventy-one two-pronged forked staves. He gave one to each little Pilgrim and kept one himself, and standing outside they wound the silk cords onto the forks, put out their strength together at a work-chant, wound the cords right through, and each of them wound up ten catties and more. And out from inside they dragged seven spiders, each with a body a good basket-measure in size. One after another they drew in their legs and hunched their heads, crying only, “Spare us! Spare us!” By now the seventy little Pilgrims had the seven spiders pinned and were in no mood to let go. “Don't kill them yet,” said Pilgrim. “Just make them give me back my master and my brothers.” The monsters cried out shrilly, “Elder brother! Give him back his Tang Monk and save our lives!” The Daoist came running out from inside. “Sisters — I mean to eat the Tang Monk. I cannot save you.” Pilgrim heard that and blazed up. “Since you will not give me back my master, then look what becomes of your sisters.” Splendid Great Sage! He shook the forked staff, and it was one iron cudgel again; he raised it in both hands and beat the seven spider spirits to a pulp. Then he gave his tail a shake or two, took back the hairs, and swinging the cudgel alone charged inside to attack the Daoist. The Daoist, seeing his fellow students beaten to death, could not bear it, and in a rage raised his sword to meet him. In this bout each nursed his own fury, and each unfolded his full powers. And what a fight it was:

The monster swung his precious sword, the Great Sage raised his gold band. All for the sake of Tripitaka of Tang, and seven women have died for it first. Now they unfold hands fit to govern a state, showing their power, working their arts, parading like the palace guard. The Great Sage's divine light was mighty, the monster-immortal's nerve was coarse and bold. His whole repertoire like flowered brocade, his two hands shifting like a windlass. Clash and clatter of sword and staff. Bleak and dim the wild clouds drift. Cutting words, laid schemes, a coming and a going like a painted scene. They fought till the wind roared and sand flew and wolves and tigers took fright, till heaven darkened, earth dimmed, and the Dipper stars were gone.

The Daoist fought the Great Sage through fifty or sixty bouts and gradually felt his hands go weak. All at once his sinews slackened, and he undid his belt, and with a sudden rip he threw off his black gown. Pilgrim laughed. “My boy — if you can't beat a man, stripping off won't help you either.” Now it turned out that the Daoist, having stripped off his clothes, raised both arms together, and there under his two flanks were a thousand eyes, and from those eyes burst golden light, most formidable:

Dense yellow mist, blazing golden light. Dense yellow mist, spouting from under either flank like cloud; Blazing golden light, as though a thousand eyes had loosed a fire. Left and right, it was like a golden bucket; east and west, like a bell of bronze. This was the monster-immortal working his powers, the Daoist displaying his arts: it dazzled the eye, confused the heavens, blotted out sun and moon; it covered a man in a scorching, stifling haze; And it trapped the Great Sage Sun, Equal to Heaven, inside the golden light and yellow mist.

Pilgrim lost his head and his footing, and could only spin about inside the shadow of the golden light — unable to take a step forward, unable to move a foot backward, exactly like a man turning round inside a bucket. There was no help for it, and the scorching heat past bearing; he grew desperate, gave a good hard jump straight up, broke clean through the golden light — and came down with a thump head over heels, and felt his head aching where he had struck it. He put a hand up quickly and felt about, and found he had knocked the skin on the crown of his head soft. “Rotten luck! Rotten luck!” he said, fretting to himself. “This head of mine is no good at all today. Ordinarily sword-cuts and axe-blows could do me no injury. How is it this golden light has knocked my skin and flesh soft? Given time this is bound to fester. And even if it heals, it will be a case of lockjaw.” After a while the scorching heat was past bearing, and he reasoned with himself: “Forward I cannot go, back I cannot go, left I cannot go, right I cannot go, and upward I cannot break through. What then? Down, damn it — I'll go down.”

Splendid Great Sage! He spoke a spell, gave himself a shake, and turned into a pangolin, otherwise called a scaly anteater. And truly:

Four iron claws, boring through hills and crushing rock as though beating powder; A whole body of scaled armour, splitting ridges and piercing crags as though slicing scallions. Two eyes bright and clear, for all the world like a pair of shining stars; One snout sharp and keen, better by far than a steel drill or a golden awl. Among drugs it has its virtue, the pierce-mountain-armour; in common speech they call it the carp-scale.

Just look at him — he hardened his head, drove down into the ground, bored a good twenty and more, and only then came up. As it turned out, the golden light covered only ten or so. He came out and resumed his own shape, weak in the limbs and numb in the sinews, aching all over, and could not stop the tears in his eyes. All at once he cried out aloud, “Master! —

“In that year I took the teaching and came out of the mountain, and westward together we have toiled at the work. “On the great sea, in towering waves, I knew no fear — and here in a drainage ditch I am wrecked by the wind.”

The Handsome Monkey King was in the depth of his grief when he suddenly heard somebody weeping behind the hill. He straightened up at once, wiped his eyes and turned to look. And there was a woman in deepest mourning, carrying in her left hand a bowl of cold gruel and rice and in her right a few sheets of paper money for burning, coming from over that way a step and a sob at a time, weeping as she walked. Pilgrim nodded and sighed. “Just so: weeping eyes meet weeping eyes, and the broken-hearted meet the broken-hearted. Here is a woman, and who knows what she is weeping for? Let me go and ask her.” Before long the woman came up and met Pilgrim face to face. Pilgrim bowed. “Lady bodhisattva, who is it you weep for?” The woman answered through her tears, “My husband fell into a dispute with the abbot of the Yellow Flower Abbey over buying bamboo poles, and was poisoned to death by him with drugged tea. I am burning this string of paper money to repay what was between husband and wife.” Pilgrim heard this, and the tears came into his eyes. The woman saw it and rounded on him angrily. “How ignorant you are! I am grieving in sorrow for my husband — what do you mean by these wet eyes and this long face, playing false and mocking me?”

Pilgrim bowed. “Lady bodhisattva, let your anger rest. I am the senior disciple of Tripitaka of Tang, the imperial commissioner and sworn brother of the Emperor of the Great Tang in the Land of the East — Sun Wukong, called Pilgrim. On our way to the Western Heaven we passed the Yellow Flower Abbey and stopped to rest the horse. The Daoist in that abbey — I do not know what sort of monster he is — has sworn brotherhood with seven spider spirits. “The spider spirits meant to do my master harm at Gossamer Cave, and it was I and my brothers Eight Rules and Sha Monk who got him free. The spider spirits came here to him, carried their tale, and said we had meant to cheat them. The Daoist drugged my master and my brothers down with poisoned tea — three of them, four counting the horse — and they are trapped inside his abbey. “Only I did not drink his tea. I dashed the cup to pieces, and he set on me at once. While we were still shouting, out ran those seven spider spirits, spat out silk cords and netted me in — and I got clear by working a spell. I put the question to the local earth god, and he told me their true shapes. Then I used the body-dividing art to wind the silk cords right through, dragged the monsters out, and killed them with one round of the cudgel. “The Daoist set about avenging them at once, raised his precious sword and fought me. We fought through sixty bouts, he lost the field, and then he pulled off his clothes and let out a thousand eyes from under his two flanks, with ten thousand beams of golden light, and pinned me under it. So I could go neither forward nor back, and I turned into a scaly anteater and bored my way out through the ground. “I was just there in my grief when I heard you weeping, and so I asked. And seeing that you have this paper money to repay your husband with, while my master has lost his life and I have not one thing to offer him in return — that is why I fell to blaming myself and grieving. How should I dare to mock you?”

The woman set down the gruel and the paper money and made her apologies to Pilgrim. “Forgive me, forgive me — I did not know you were one who had suffered a calamity. Now from what you have been telling me, you do not know who that Daoist is. He is in fact a Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, also called the Many-Eyed Fiend. “Since you have such powers of transformation, and got clear of the golden light, and fought him so long, you must certainly have great magic — and still you cannot get near the fellow. Let me tell you of a sage you may go and ask. She can break the golden light and subdue the Daoist.” Pilgrim heard this and hurriedly made her a bow. “Lady bodhisattva, since you know his provenance — I beg you, tell me, tell me. If she is truly such a sage, I will go and beg her to save my master from his peril — and avenge your husband at the same time.” “I will tell you,” said the woman, “and you may go and ask her, and she will subdue the Daoist. But that will only avenge the dead. I am afraid it will not save your master.” “Why will it not save him?” said Pilgrim. “That fellow's poison is the cruellest there is,” said the woman. “It brings a man down, and within three days the very marrow of his bones has rotted. By the time you have been there and back I fear it will be too late, and so it will not save him.” “I know how to travel,” said Pilgrim. “However far it is, half a day will do it.” “If you can travel,” said the woman, “then listen. From here to there is a thousand . Over that way there is a mountain called Purple Cloud Mountain. In that mountain is a Thousand Flower Cave, and in that cave is a sage called Vairambha, and she can subdue this monster.” “Where does that mountain lie?” said Pilgrim. “And which way do I go?” The woman pointed with her hand. “Straight south, and there it is.” Pilgrim turned his head to look, and the woman was already gone.

Pilgrim hastily made obeisance. “Which bodhisattva is this? Your disciple has bored himself stupid and could not recognise you. I beg you a thousand times, leave your name, that I may thank you properly.” And a voice called down from the middle air, “Great Sage — it is I.” Pilgrim looked up quickly, and it was the Old Mother of Mount Li. He flew up into the air to thank her. “Old Mother, where have you come from to instruct me?” “I was just on my way back from the Dragon Flower Assembly,” said the Old Mother, “and seeing your master in peril I played a mourning wife, borrowing the pretext of a husband's death, to spare him from dying. Go quickly and ask her — but you must not say that I told you. That sage is somewhat inclined to take offence.”

Pilgrim gave his thanks, took his leave, launched his somersault cloud and was at Purple Cloud Mountain directly. He pressed his cloud down, and there was the Thousand Flower Cave. Outside that cave:

Green pines screen a place of beauty, kingfisher cypress rings an immortal's dwelling. Green willows fill the mountain path, strange flowers crowd the gully stream. Fragrant orchids surround a stone house, sweet grasses light the rock corner. Running water joins the stream in green, cloud seals the ancient trees in emptiness. Wild birds cry in a clatter, secluded deer step slow and slow. Tall bamboo, branch on branch, stands fine; red plum, leaf on leaf, unfurls. Winter crows roost in the ancient trees, spring birds clamour in the tall ailanthus. Summer wheat fills the broad fields, autumn grain lies everywhere to spare. In the four seasons no leaf falls; through the eight divisions there are always flowers. Ever it breeds auspicious haze that reaches the Milky Way, ever it looses blessed cloud that touches the Great Void.

The Great Sage went in delighted, stretch by stretch and stage by stage, and could not take in all the endless scenery. He went straight inside, and there was not a soul, all silent and still, not even the sound of a cock or a dog. “The sage must not be at home,” he said to himself. He went several further in and looked, and saw a woman in Daoist dress sitting on a couch. Look how she was got up:

On her head a five-flowered cap of quilted brocade, on her body a robe woven with gold. On her feet cloud-tipped phoenix-head shoes, at her waist a twisted-silk sash with a double tassel. Her face like autumn's look, aged after the frost; her voice like a spring swallow before the festival, soft and sweet. In her belly long conversant with the Three Vehicles, in her heart forever cultivating the abundance of the Four Truths. She has woken to the true fruit of emptiness upon emptiness, refined to a clear clarity and roams at ease. This is indeed the Buddha within the Thousand Flower Cave — Bodhisattva Vairambha, whose name stands high.

Pilgrim could not hold his feet back. He went up close and called, “Bodhisattva Vairambha — I pay my respects.” The bodhisattva came down from her couch at once and returned the salute with joined palms. “Great Sage, forgive me for not coming out to meet you. Where have you come from?” “How do you know at once that I am the Great Sage?” said Pilgrim. “In the year you made havoc in Heaven,” said Vairambha, “your likeness was passed round everywhere on earth. Who does not know it? Which of us would not recognise you?” “Just so,” said Pilgrim. “Good deeds never leave the gate; bad ones travel a thousand . But now that I have turned to the Buddhist gate, you had not heard of that?” “And when did you turn to the right path?” said Vairambha. “My congratulations, my congratulations.” “Not long ago I got my life back,” said Pilgrim, “and I am guarding my master Tripitaka on his way west to fetch the scriptures. My master met the Daoist of the Yellow Flower Abbey, and was drugged down with poisoned tea. I fought the fellow, and he loosed a golden light and clapped it over me, and I got away by working my magic. I heard that the bodhisattva can put out his golden light, and so I have come expressly to beg her help.” “Who told you this?” said the bodhisattva. “Since I attended the Ullambana assembly I have not been out of doors for more than three hundred years. I have hidden my surname and buried my given name, and not one soul knows of me. How is it that you do?” “I am a ground-ghost,” said Pilgrim. “Wherever it is, I can always find it out for myself.” “Very well,” said Vairambha. “Very well. By rights I should not go. But since the Great Sage has come down to me in person, I cannot extinguish so good a work as the fetching of the scriptures. I will go with you.”

Pilgrim thanked her. “I was too ignorant, and pressed you on my own account. But I do not know — have you brought a weapon?” “I have an embroidery needle,” said the bodhisattva, “which can break the fellow.” Pilgrim could not hold himself. “The Old Mother has led me astray! Had I known it was an embroidery needle I need not have troubled you — ask old Sun for a whole load of them and he has got them.” “That embroidery needle of yours,” said Vairambha, “is nothing but steel or iron or gold. It will not serve. This treasure of mine is not steel, not iron, not gold. It was refined in my little son's sun-eye.” “And who is your esteemed son?” said Pilgrim. “My little son,” said Vairambha, “is the Star Lord of the Pleiades.” Pilgrim was astonished beyond measure.

Soon he caught sight of the golden light blazing, and turned back to Vairambha. “Where the golden light is, that is the Yellow Flower Abbey.” Vairambha drew an embroidery needle out of her collar — about the thickness of an eyebrow and five or six fēn in length — took it between her fingers and tossed it into the air. In a moment there was a crack, and the golden light broke. Pilgrim cried out in delight, “Bodhisattva — wonderful, wonderful! The needle, the needle — find it!” Vairambha held it out on her open palm. “Is this not it?” Pilgrim came down with her on the cloud, walked into the abbey, and saw the Daoist standing with his eyes shut, unable to take a step. Pilgrim swore at him. “You vile monster, you are shamming blind!” He took the cudgel out of his ear and struck at him. Vairambha caught hold of him. “Great Sage, do not strike. Go and see to your master.”

Pilgrim went straight through to the guest seats at the back and looked, and the three of them were lying on the ground bringing up phlegm and foam. Pilgrim wept. “What is to be done? What is to be done?” “Great Sage, do not grieve,” said Vairambha. “Since I have come out today after all, I may as well store up a little hidden merit. I have here a poison-dissolving elixir. I will give you three pills.” Pilgrim turned and bowed in entreaty. The bodhisattva brought out of her sleeve a battered paper packet, took three red pills from inside it and handed them to Pilgrim, telling him to put them in their mouths. Pilgrim prised their jaws apart and stuffed a pill into each of them. In a moment the taste of the medicine reached their bellies, and all at once they retched together and brought up the poison, and got their lives back. Eight Rules was the first to crawl up. “That nearly stifled me to death!” Tripitaka and Sha Monk both woke. “How dizzy I am!” “There was poison in that tea of yours,” said Pilgrim. “We owe it to Bodhisattva Vairambha that we were saved. Come, all of you, and give thanks.” Tripitaka raised himself, straightened his robe and gave his thanks.

“Elder brother,” said Eight Rules, “where is that Daoist? Let me put a question to him — why did he do us this injury?” Pilgrim told him the whole business of the spider spirits over once. Eight Rules said fiercely, “If the fellow is sisters with the spiders, then he must be a monster.” Pilgrim pointed. “There he stands outside the hall, shamming blind.” Eight Rules took up his rake to strike, and again Vairambha stopped him. “Marshal Tianpeng, let your anger rest. The Great Sage knows there is nobody in my cave. Let me take him back to watch the gate for me.” “I am deeply obliged for your great kindness,” said Pilgrim. “How should I not oblige you in turn? Only have him show his true shape first, so that we may see it.” “Easily done,” said Vairambha. She stepped up and pointed with her hand, and the Daoist dropped flat into the dust and showed his original body — a great centipede spirit some seven chǐ in length. Vairambha hooked him up on her little finger, mounted an auspicious cloud, and went straight back to the Thousand Flower Cave.

Eight Rules gaped up after her. “That old lady is formidable! How did she subdue such a vile creature so easily?” Pilgrim laughed. “I asked her what weapon she had to break his golden light, and she said she had an embroidery needle, refined by her son inside the eye of the sun. And when I asked who her esteemed son was, she said he was the Star Lord of the Pleiades. Now I reckon the Pleiades Star is a cock, so this old lady must certainly be a hen. And a fowl is the best thing there is for subduing a centipede — which is how she was able to take him.”

Hearing this, Tripitaka bowed without end. He told them, “Disciples — pack up and let us go.” Sha Monk went inside at once, found some rice and grain, put together a vegetarian meal, and they all ate their fill. They led out the horse, shouldered the luggage, and invited their master to take the road. Pilgrim set a fire going in the kitchen, and in a moment the whole abbey was burnt to embers and ash; and then he strode off down the road. And so indeed:

The Tang Monk got his life and thanked Vairambha; the nature made clear, the Many-Eyed Fiend was done away with.

There is no telling what further business lay ahead as they went on; listen, and the next chapter will explain.

札記 Notes

Three dates, four cups, and the arithmetic that checks. The murder is done with sweets, and the chapter does the sums in front of you. A fēn is ten , so the one fēn two weighed out on the steelyard is twelve , divided four ways: three a cup, exactly the dose the Daoist named for a monk with some training behind him. Twelve dates across four cups is three to a cup — and five hundred characters later, when Eight Rules looks into his own cup, there they are. Ming vernacular fiction is rarely this careful with numbers. When it is, the care is the horror: we could describe this weapon to a magistrate long before anybody drinks.

The fifth cup. The plan has one flaw and the Daoist builds it himself. He needs something to drink alongside his guests, so he makes up a fifth cup with two black dates instead of red — and now there is a tray on which one cup does not match. Then he ranks the disciples by size, serves the biggest first, and hands the last cup to the smallest man in the room. Everything that follows comes out of that: the person served last has the longest look at the tray, and the person he judged least important is 百眼魔君's undoing. Every demon in this book underestimates Pilgrim on sight, and every one of them is reading the evidence correctly.

Two houses, described in the same words. Read the arrival at the abbey and the arrival at the cave side by side and they are the same scene twice. Both open with the storyteller turning to you and saying look how this one is got up. Both then run a costume verse using the same four verbs down the body — for the head, then the torso, then the feet, then the waist — and both close on a , a sash. Both guests give the Buddhist salutation 問訊; both hosts apologise with 失迎, forgive me for not coming out to meet you. In the whole chapter , , , 問訊 and 失迎 each occur exactly twice, and all ten of those are inside these two scenes, roughly 4,900 characters apart. One house held a centipede with a locked box on the roof-beam. The other held a hen with the antidote loose in a torn paper packet. Nothing in the manners told you which was which — which is the whole argument of the chapter, made in architecture rather than in speeches.

Yellow sprout and white snow. The couplet on the inner gate is not gardening. 黃芽 and 白雪 are trade terms of inner alchemy, the two substances an adept is supposed to raise inside his own body — so the doorposts are a prospectus, and Pilgrim prices the man off them instantly by naming the other school, the outer sort with the furnace and the crucible. Outer alchemy heated minerals and fed the results to emperors, several of whom it killed; inner alchemy moved the same imagery indoors and made the body the vessel. By the Ming the indoor school had largely won, which makes this gate's advertising perfectly up to date. It is also the joke of the chapter's opening: Pilgrim sneers at a man for fiddling with a stove, having spent forty-nine days sealed inside one himself in chapter seven.

The widow who was never a widow. Everything she tells him is true except everything about herself. The Daoist really is a hundred-eyed fiend; the poison really does rot the marrow in three days; 毘藍婆 really does live on Purple Cloud Mountain and really can beat him. The husband, the quarrel over bamboo poles, the bowl of cold gruel and the string of paper money were all stage dressing — 假做孝婦, she says afterwards, I played a mourning wife. And the disguise is chosen with great care. Pilgrim would not have taken directions from a passing deity; he had not asked for help and was in no state to accept it. What he did do, at the very bottom of his afternoon, was stop for somebody crying harder than he was. She built the one person he could not walk past.

A thousand eyes, and a sewing needle. The chapter's own title promises a Many-Eyed Fiend — 多目怪 — and keeps the reader waiting four-fifths of the way through before anybody in the story says it aloud. When the gown comes off, the eyes are not on his face but in the hollows under his raised arms, which is the softest and most private part of a human outline, and the light they throw is described four separate times as something put over you: a bucket, a bell, a cover, a lid. It is not a weapon that strikes. It is a jar with an oven in it. And the answer to it, after half a tonne of bird droppings boiled down to three fēn of poison and a light that swallowed a whole monastery, is a woman reaching into her collar for a needle about the thickness of an eyebrow. Ten characters and it is over. Everything expensive in this chapter is beaten by something that costs nothing.

Why a hen beats a centipede. Pilgrim works out the solution afterwards, out loud, standing in a courtyard, talking to a pig — and it is not magic at all, it is natural history. Each of the twenty-eight lunar mansions of Chinese astronomy has an animal attached to it, and the beast of , the Pleiades, is the cock. Vairambha's son is the 昴日星官, Star Lord of the Pleiades; therefore, Pilgrim reasons, his mother is a 母雞, a hen; and a fowl is the best thing there is for dealing with a 蜈蚣. Every step is sound, and the conclusion is that a monastery full of weighed poison was undone by ordinary barnyard predation. This is the novel's characteristic move and it is not mockery: heaven is organised like a village, and if you know which animal an office belongs to, you know what it eats. Half the crises in this book are solved by finding out whose creature escaped from where.

What Gossamer Cave has to do with it. None of this would have happened if seven people had not walked twenty to complain. The chapter never recaps the previous one, but it depends on it entirely: 盤絲洞, Gossamer Cave, and 濯垢泉, the Filth-Cleansing Spring, are each named four times here, and the whole plot turns on the seven women carrying that grievance to a man who owed them something. The bond is precise. They and the Daoist are 同堂學藝 — they studied under one master in one hall — and fellow students of a Ming school addressed each other as brother and sister for life and were expected to answer when called. The women even name the claim outright, 同窗, the fellowship of the same window, which is still what a Chinese speaker calls a school friend. It is not sentiment. It is presenting an invoice. And the moment the debt and his own appetite point in different directions, he takes the monk and lets his sisters die.