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第七十三回
情qíng因yīn舊jiù恨hèn生shēng災zāi毒dú
心xīn主zhǔ遭zāo魔mó幸xìng破pò光guāng

Passion from an Old Grudge Breeds a Venomous Calamity · The Mind-Lord Meets a Demon and Is Saved by the Breaking Light

第七十三回
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樓閣重重

話huà說shuō孫sūn大dà聖shèng扶fú持chí著zhe唐táng僧sēng,與yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng奔bēn上shàng大dà路lù,一yì直zhí西xī來lái。不bú半bàn晌shǎng,忽hū見jiàn一yí處chù樓lóu閣gé重chóng重chóng,宮gōng殿diàn巍wēi巍wēi。唐táng僧sēng勒lè馬mǎ道dào:「徒tú弟dì,你nǐ看kàn那nà是shì個gè甚shén麼me去qù處chù?」话huà说shuō孙sūn大dà圣shèng扶fú持chí着zhe唐táng僧sēng,与yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng奔bēn上shàng大dà路lù,一yì直zhí西xī来lái。不bú半bàn晌shǎng,忽hū见jiàn一yí处chù楼lóu阁gé重chóng重chóng,宫gōng殿diàn巍wēi巍wēi。唐táng僧sēng勒lè马mǎ道dào:「徒tú弟dì,你nǐ看kàn那nà是shì个gè甚shén么me去qù处chù?」

山環樓閣

行xíng者zhě舉jǔ頭tóu觀guān看kàn,忽hū然rán見jiàn:行xíng者zhě举jǔ头tóu观guān看kàn,忽hū然rán见jiàn:

山shān環huán樓lóu閣gé,溪xī遶rào亭tíng臺tái。山shān环huán楼lóu阁gé,溪xī绕rào亭tíng台tái。
門mén前qián雜zá樹shù密mì森sēn森sēn,宅zhái外wài野yě花huā香xiāng豔yàn豔yàn。门mén前qián杂zá树shù密mì森sēn森sēn,宅zhái外wài野yě花huā香xiāng艳yàn艳yàn。
柳liǔ間jiān棲qī白bái鷺lù,渾hún如rú煙yān裡lǐ玉yù無wú瑕xiá;柳liǔ间jiān栖qī白bái鹭lù,浑hún如rú烟yān里lǐ玉yù无wú瑕xiá;
桃táo內nèi囀zhuàn黃huáng鶯yīng,卻què是shì火huǒ中zhōng金jīn有yǒu色sè。桃táo内nèi啭zhuàn黄huáng莺yīng,却què是shì火huǒ中zhōng金jīn有yǒu色sè。
不亞神仙
雙shuāng雙shuāng野yě鹿lù,忘wàng情qíng閑xián踏tà綠lǜ莎suō茵yīn;双shuāng双shuāng野yě鹿lù,忘wàng情qíng闲xián踏tà绿lǜ莎suō茵yīn;
對duì對duì山shān禽qín,飛fēi語yǔ高gāo鳴míng紅hóng樹shù杪miǎo。对duì对duì山shān禽qín,飞fēi语yǔ高gāo鸣míng红hóng树shù杪miǎo。
真zhēn如rú劉liú阮ruǎn天tiān臺tái洞dòng,不bú亞yà神shén仙xiān閬làng苑yuàn家jiā。真zhēn如rú刘liú阮ruǎn天tiān台tái洞dòng,不bú亚yà神shén仙xiān阆làng苑yuàn家jiā。
黃花觀

行xíng者zhě報bào道dào:「師shī父fù,那nà所suǒ在zài也yě不bú是shì王wáng侯hóu第dì宅zhái,也yě不bú是shì豪háo富fù人rén家jiā,卻què像xiàng一yí個gè庵ān觀guàn寺sì院yuàn。到dào那nà裡lǐ方fāng知zhī端duān的dì。」三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán,加jiā鞭biān促cù馬mǎ。師shī徒tú們men來lái至zhì門mén前qián觀guān看kàn,門mén上shàng嵌qiàn著zhe一yí塊kuài石shí板bǎn,上shàng有yǒu「黃huáng花huā觀guàn」三sān字zì。行xíng者zhě报bào道dào:「师shī父fù,那nà所suǒ在zài也yě不bú是shì王wáng侯hóu第dì宅zhái,也yě不bú是shì豪háo富fù人rén家jiā,却què像xiàng一yí个gè庵ān观guàn寺sì院yuàn。到dào那nà里lǐ方fāng知zhī端duān的dì。」三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán,加jiā鞭biān促cù马mǎ。师shī徒tú们men来lái至zhì门mén前qián观guān看kàn,门mén上shàng嵌qiàn着zhe一yí块kuài石shí板bǎn,上shàng有yǒu「黄huáng花huā观guàn」三sān字zì。

修行一般

三sān藏zàng下xià馬mǎ。八bā戒jiè道dào:「黃huáng花huā觀guàn乃nǎi道dào士shì之zhī家jiā,我wǒ們men進jìn去qù會huì他tā一yí會huì也yě好hǎo,他tā與yǔ我wǒ們men衣yī冠guān雖suī別bié,修xiū行xíng一yì般bān。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「說shuō得de是shì。一yì則zé進jìn去qù看kàn看kàn景jǐng致zhì,二èr來lái也yě當dàng撒sā貨huò頭tóu口kǒu。看kàn方fāng便biàn處chù,安ān排pái些xiē齋zhāi飯fàn,與yǔ師shī父fù吃chī。」三sān藏zàng下xià马mǎ。八bā戒jiè道dào:「黄huáng花huā观guàn乃nǎi道dào士shì之zhī家jiā,我wǒ们men进jìn去qù会huì他tā一yí会huì也yě好hǎo,他tā与yǔ我wǒ们men衣yī冠guān虽suī别bié,修xiū行xíng一yì般bān。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「说shuō得de是shì。一yì则zé进jìn去qù看kàn看kàn景jǐng致zhì,二èr来lái也yě当dàng撒sā货huò头tóu口kǒu。看kàn方fāng便biàn处chù,安ān排pái些xiē斋zhāi饭fàn,与yǔ师shī父fù吃chī。」

黃芽白雪

長zhǎng老lǎo依yī言yán,四sì眾zhòng共gòng入rù。但dàn見jiàn二èr門mén上shàng有yǒu一yí對duì春chūn聯lián:「黃huáng芽yá白bái雪xuě神shén仙xiān府fǔ;瑤yáo草cǎo琪qí花huā羽yǔ士shì家jiā。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「這zhè個gè是shì燒shāo茅máo煉liàn藥yào,弄nòng爐lú火huǒ,提tí罐guàn子zi的de道dào士shì。」长zhǎng老lǎo依yī言yán,四sì众zhòng共gòng入rù。但dàn见jiàn二èr门mén上shàng有yǒu一yí对duì春chūn联lián:「黄huáng芽yá白bái雪xuě神shén仙xiān府fǔ;瑶yáo草cǎo琪qí花huā羽yǔ士shì家jiā。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「这zhè个gè是shì烧shāo茅máo炼liàn药yào,弄nòng炉lú火huǒ,提tí罐guàn子zi的de道dào士shì。」

謹言謹言

三sān藏zàng捻niǎn他tā一yì把bǎ道dào:「謹jǐn言yán,謹jǐn言yán。我wǒ們men不bù與yǔ他tā相xiāng識shí,又yòu不bú認rèn親qīn,左zuǒ右yòu暫zàn時shí一yí會huì,管guǎn他tā怎zěn的de?」說shuō不bù了liǎo,進jìn了le二èr門mén,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà正zhèng殿diàn謹jǐn閉bì,東dōng廊láng下xià坐zuò著zhe一yí個gè道dào士shì,在zài那nà裡lǐ丸wán藥yào。三sān藏zàng捻niǎn他tā一yì把bǎ道dào:「谨jǐn言yán,谨jǐn言yán。我wǒ们men不bù与yǔ他tā相xiāng识shí,又yòu不bú认rèn亲qīn,左zuǒ右yòu暂zàn时shí一yí会huì,管guǎn他tā怎zěn的de?」说shuō不bù了liǎo,进jìn了le二èr门mén,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà正zhèng殿diàn谨jǐn闭bì,东dōng廊láng下xià坐zuò着zhe一yí个gè道dào士shì,在zài那nà里lǐ丸wán药yào。

伏虎降龍

你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng打dǎ扮bàn:你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng打dǎ扮bàn:

戴dài一yì頂dǐng紅hóng豔yàn豔yàn戧qiāng金jīn冠guān,穿chuān一yì領lǐng黑hēi淄zī淄zī烏wū皂zào服fú,踏tà一yì雙shuāng綠lǜ陣zhèn陣zhèn雲yún頭tóu履lǚ,繫jì一yì條tiáo黃huáng拂fú拂fú呂lǚ公gōng絛tāo。戴dài一yì顶dǐng红hóng艳yàn艳yàn戗qiāng金jīn冠guān,穿chuān一yì领lǐng黑hēi淄zī淄zī乌wū皂zào服fú,踏tà一yì双shuāng绿lǜ阵zhèn阵zhèn云yún头tóu履lǚ,系jì一yì条tiáo黄huáng拂fú拂fú吕lǚ公gōng绦tāo。
面miàn如rú瓜guā鐵tiě,目mù若ruò朗lǎng星xīng。面miàn如rú瓜guā铁tiě,目mù若ruò朗lǎng星xīng。
準zhǔn頭tóu高gāo大dà類lèi回huí回huí,唇chún口kǒu翻fān張zhāng如rú達dá達dá。准zhǔn头tóu高gāo大dà类lèi回huí回huí,唇chún口kǒu翻fān张zhāng如rú达dá达dá。
道dào心xīn一yí片piàn隱yǐn轟hōng雷léi,伏fú虎hǔ降xiáng龍lóng真zhēn羽yǔ士shì。道dào心xīn一yí片piàn隐yǐn轰hōng雷léi,伏fú虎hǔ降xiáng龙lóng真zhēn羽yǔ士shì。
降階迎接

三sān藏zàng見jiàn了le,厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「老lǎo神shén仙xiān,貧pín僧sēng問wèn訊xùn了le。」那nà道dào士shì猛měng擡tái頭tóu,一yí見jiàn心xīn驚jīng,丟diū了le手shǒu中zhōng之zhī藥yào,按àn簪zān兒ér,整zhěng衣yī服fú,降jiàng階jiē迎yíng接jiē道dào:「老lǎo師shī父fù,失shī迎yíng了le。請qǐng裡lǐ面miàn坐zuò。」長zhǎng老lǎo歡huān喜xǐ上shàng殿diàn。三sān藏zàng见jiàn了le,厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「老lǎo神shén仙xiān,贫pín僧sēng问wèn讯xùn了le。」那nà道dào士shì猛měng抬tái头tóu,一yí见jiàn心xīn惊jīng,丢diū了le手shǒu中zhōng之zhī药yào,按àn簪zān儿ér,整zhěng衣yī服fú,降jiàng阶jiē迎yíng接jiē道dào:「老lǎo师shī父fù,失shī迎yíng了le。请qǐng里lǐ面miàn坐zuò。」长zhǎng老lǎo欢huān喜xǐ上shàng殿diàn。

三清聖像

推tuī開kāi門mén,見jiàn有yǒu三sān清qīng聖shèng像xiàng,供gòng桌zhuō有yǒu爐lú有yǒu香xiāng。即jí拈niān香xiāng注zhù爐lú,禮lǐ拜bài三sān匝zā,方fāng與yǔ道dào士shì行xíng禮lǐ。遂suì至zhì客kè位wèi中zhōng,同tóng徒tú弟dì們men坐zuò下xià。推tuī开kāi门mén,见jiàn有yǒu三sān清qīng圣shèng像xiàng,供gòng桌zhuō有yǒu炉lú有yǒu香xiāng。即jí拈niān香xiāng注zhù炉lú,礼lǐ拜bài三sān匝zā,方fāng与yǔ道dào士shì行xíng礼lǐ。遂suì至zhì客kè位wèi中zhōng,同tóng徒tú弟dì们men坐zuò下xià。

幾個冤家

急jí喚huàn仙xiān童tóng看kàn茶chá。當dāng有yǒu兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo童tóng,即jí入rù裡lǐ邊biān,尋xún茶chá盤pán,洗xǐ茶chá盞zhǎn,擦cā茶chá匙chí,辦bàn茶chá果guǒ,忙máng忙máng的de亂luàn走zǒu,早zǎo驚jīng動dòng那nà幾jǐ個gè冤yuān家jiā。急jí唤huàn仙xiān童tóng看kàn茶chá。当dāng有yǒu两liǎng个gè小xiǎo童tóng,即jí入rù里lǐ边biān,寻xún茶chá盘pán,洗xǐ茶chá盏zhǎn,擦cā茶chá匙chí,办bàn茶chá果guǒ,忙máng忙máng的de乱luàn走zǒu,早zǎo惊jīng动dòng那nà几jǐ个gè冤yuān家jiā。

同堂學藝

原yuán來lái那nà盤pán絲sī洞dòng七qī個gè女nǚ怪guài與yǔ這zhè道dào士shì同tóng堂táng學xué藝yì。自zì從cóng穿chuān了le舊jiù衣yī,喚huàn出chū兒ér子zi,徑jìng來lái此cǐ處chù。正zhèng在zài後hòu面miàn裁cái剪jiǎn衣yī服fú,忽hū見jiàn那nà童tóng子zǐ看kàn茶chá,便biàn問wèn道dào:「童tóng兒ér,有yǒu甚shén客kè來lái了le,這zhè般bān忙máng冗rǒng?」原yuán来lái那nà盘pán丝sī洞dòng七qī个gè女nǚ怪guài与yǔ这zhè道dào士shì同tóng堂táng学xué艺yì。自zì从cóng穿chuān了le旧jiù衣yī,唤huàn出chū儿ér子zi,径jìng来lái此cǐ处chù。正zhèng在zài后hòu面miàn裁cái剪jiǎn衣yī服fú,忽hū见jiàn那nà童tóng子zǐ看kàn茶chá,便biàn问wèn道dào:「童tóng儿ér,有yǒu甚shén客kè来lái了le,这zhè般bān忙máng冗rǒng?」

白胖和尚

仙xiān童tóng道dào:「適shì間jiān有yǒu四sì個gè和hé尚shàng進jìn來lái,師shī父fù教jiào來lái看kàn茶chá。」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「可kě有yǒu個gè白bái胖pàng和hé尚shàng?」道dào:「有yǒu。」又yòu問wèn:「可kě有yǒu個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de?」道dào:「有yǒu。」仙xiān童tóng道dào:「适shì间jiān有yǒu四sì个gè和hé尚shàng进jìn来lái,师shī父fù教jiào来lái看kàn茶chá。」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「可kě有yǒu个gè白bái胖pàng和hé尚shàng?」道dào:「有yǒu。」又yòu问wèn:「可kě有yǒu个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de?」道dào:「有yǒu。」

丟個眼色

女nǚ怪guài道dào:「你nǐ快kuài去qù遞dì了le茶chá,對duì你nǐ師shī父fù丟diū個gè眼yǎn色sè,著zhuó他tā進jìn來lái,我wǒ有yǒu要yào緊jǐn的de話huà說shuō。」果guǒ然rán那nà仙xiān童tóng將jiāng五wǔ杯bēi茶chá拿ná出chū去qù,道dào士shì斂liǎn衣yī,雙shuāng手shǒu拿ná一yì杯bēi遞dì與yǔ三sān藏zàng,然rán後hòu與yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng、行xíng者zhě。女nǚ怪guài道dào:「你nǐ快kuài去qù递dì了le茶chá,对duì你nǐ师shī父fù丢diū个gè眼yǎn色sè,着zhuó他tā进jìn来lái,我wǒ有yǒu要yào紧jǐn的de话huà说shuō。」果guǒ然rán那nà仙xiān童tóng将jiāng五wǔ杯bēi茶chá拿ná出chū去qù,道dào士shì敛liǎn衣yī,双shuāng手shǒu拿ná一yì杯bēi递dì与yǔ三sān藏zàng,然rán后hòu与yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng、行xíng者zhě。

去去就來

茶chá罷bà,收shōu鍾zhōng。小xiǎo童tóng丟diū個gè眼yǎn色sè,那nà道dào士shì就jiù欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「列liè位wèi請qǐng坐zuò。」教jiào:「童tóng兒ér,放fàng了le茶chá盤pán陪péi侍shì。等děng我wǒ去qù去qù就jiù來lái。」此cǐ時shí長zhǎng老lǎo與yǔ徒tú弟dì們men並bìng一yí個gè小xiǎo童tóng,出chū殿diàn上shàng觀guān玩wán不bù題tí。茶chá罢bà,收shōu钟zhōng。小xiǎo童tóng丢diū个gè眼yǎn色sè,那nà道dào士shì就jiù欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「列liè位wèi请qǐng坐zuò。」教jiào:「童tóng儿ér,放fàng了le茶chá盘pán陪péi侍shì。等děng我wǒ去qù去qù就jiù来lái。」此cǐ时shí长zhǎng老lǎo与yǔ徒tú弟dì们men并bìng一yí个gè小xiǎo童tóng,出chū殿diàn上shàng观guān玩wán不bù题tí。

齊齊跪倒

卻què說shuō道dào士shì走zǒu進jìn方fāng丈zhàng中zhōng,只zhǐ見jiàn七qī個gè女nǚ子zǐ齊qí齊qí跪guì倒dǎo,叫jiào:「師shī兄xiōng,師shī兄xiōng,聽tīng小xiǎo妹mèi子zi一yì言yán。」道dào士shì用yòng手shǒu攙chān起qǐ道dào:「你nǐ們men早zǎo間jiān來lái時shí,要yào與yǔ我wǒ說shuō甚shén麼me話huà,可kě可kě的de今jīn日rì丸wán藥yào,這zhè枝zhī藥yào忌jì見jiàn陰yīn人rén,所suǒ以yǐ不bù曾céng答dá你nǐ。却què说shuō道dào士shì走zǒu进jìn方fāng丈zhàng中zhōng,只zhǐ见jiàn七qī个gè女nǚ子zǐ齐qí齐qí跪guì倒dǎo,叫jiào:「师shī兄xiōng,师shī兄xiōng,听tīng小xiǎo妹mèi子zi一yì言yán。」道dào士shì用yòng手shǒu搀chān起qǐ道dào:「你nǐ们men早zǎo间jiān来lái时shí,要yào与yǔ我wǒ说shuō甚shén么me话huà,可kě可kě的de今jīn日rì丸wán药yào,这zhè枝zhī药yào忌jì见jiàn阴yīn人rén,所suǒ以yǐ不bù曾céng答dá你nǐ。

專為客來

如rú今jīn又yòu有yǒu客kè在zài外wài面miàn,有yǒu話huà且qiě慢màn慢màn說shuō罷bà。」眾zhòng怪guài道dào:「告gào稟bǐng師shī兄xiōng:這zhè樁zhuāng事shì,專zhuān為wèi客kè來lái,方fāng敢gǎn告gào訴sù;若ruò客kè去qù了le,縱zòng說shuō也yě沒méi用yòng了le。」如rú今jīn又yòu有yǒu客kè在zài外wài面miàn,有yǒu话huà且qiě慢màn慢màn说shuō罢bà。」众zhòng怪guài道dào:「告gào禀bǐng师shī兄xiōng:这zhè桩zhuāng事shì,专zhuān为wèi客kè来lái,方fāng敢gǎn告gào诉sù;若ruò客kè去qù了le,纵zòng说shuō也yě没méi用yòng了le。」

清靜修仙

道dào士shì笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ看kàn賢xián妹mèi說shuō話huà,怎zěn麼me專zhuān為wèi客kè來lái才cái說shuō?卻què不bù瘋fēng了le?且qiě莫mò說shuō我wǒ是shì個gè清qīng靜jìng修xiū仙xiān之zhī輩bèi,就jiù是shì個gè俗sú人rén家jiā,有yǒu妻qī子zǐ老lǎo小xiǎo家jiā務wù事shì,也yě等děng客kè去qù了le再zài處chǔ。道dào士shì笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ看kàn贤xián妹mèi说shuō话huà,怎zěn么me专zhuān为wèi客kè来lái才cái说shuō?却què不bù疯fēng了le?且qiě莫mò说shuō我wǒ是shì个gè清qīng静jìng修xiū仙xiān之zhī辈bèi,就jiù是shì个gè俗sú人rén家jiā,有yǒu妻qī子zǐ老lǎo小xiǎo家jiā务wù事shì,也yě等děng客kè去qù了le再zài处chǔ。

師兄息怒

怎zěn麼me這zhè等děng不bù賢xián,替tì我wǒ裝zhuāng幌huǎng子zi哩li?且qiě讓ràng我wǒ出chū去qù。」眾zhòng怪guài又yòu一yì齊qí扯chě住zhù道dào:「師shī兄xiōng息xī怒nù。我wǒ問wèn你nǐ,前qián邊biān那nà客kè是shì那nà方fāng來lái的de?」怎zěn么me这zhè等děng不bù贤xián,替tì我wǒ装zhuāng幌huǎng子zi哩li?且qiě让ràng我wǒ出chū去qù。」众zhòng怪guài又yòu一yì齐qí扯chě住zhù道dào:「师shī兄xiōng息xī怒nù。我wǒ问wèn你nǐ,前qián边biān那nà客kè是shì那nà方fāng来lái的de?」

和尚便怎麼

道dào士shì唾tuò著zhe臉liǎn,不bù答dá應yìng。眾zhòng怪guài道dào:「方fāng才cái小xiǎo童tóng進jìn來lái取qǔ茶chá,我wǒ聞wén得dé他tā說shuō,是shì四sì個gè和hé尚shàng。」道dào士shì作zuò怒nù道dào:「和hé尚shàng便biàn怎zěn麼me?」道dào士shì唾tuò着zhe脸liǎn,不bù答dá应yìng。众zhòng怪guài道dào:「方fāng才cái小xiǎo童tóng进jìn来lái取qǔ茶chá,我wǒ闻wén得dé他tā说shuō,是shì四sì个gè和hé尚shàng。」道dào士shì作zuò怒nù道dào:「和hé尚shàng便biàn怎zěn么me?」

長嘴大耳

眾zhòng怪guài道dào:「四sì個gè和hé尚shàng,內nèi有yǒu一yí個gè白bái面miàn胖pàng的de,有yǒu一yí個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr的de,師shī兄xiōng可kě曾céng問wèn他tā是shì那nà裡lǐ來lái的de?」道dào士shì道dào:「內nèi中zhōng是shì有yǒu這zhè兩liǎng個gè,你nǐ怎zěn麼me知zhī道dào?想xiǎng是shì在zài那nà裡lǐ見jiàn他tā來lái?」众zhòng怪guài道dào:「四sì个gè和hé尚shàng,内nèi有yǒu一yí个gè白bái面miàn胖pàng的de,有yǒu一yí个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr的de,师shī兄xiōng可kě曾céng问wèn他tā是shì那nà里lǐ来lái的de?」道dào士shì道dào:「内nèi中zhōng是shì有yǒu这zhè两liǎng个gè,你nǐ怎zěn么me知zhī道dào?想xiǎng是shì在zài那nà里lǐ见jiàn他tā来lái?」

唐朝差往

女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「師shī兄xiōng原yuán不bù知zhī這zhè個gè委wěi曲qū。那nà和hé尚shàng乃nǎi唐táng朝cháo差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng去qù的de。今jīn早zǎo到dào我wǒ洞dòng裡lǐ化huà齋zhāi,委wěi是shì妹mèi子zi們men聞wén得dé唐táng僧sēng之zhī名míng,將jiāng他tā拿ná了le。」道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ拿ná他tā怎zěn的de?」女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「师shī兄xiōng原yuán不bù知zhī这zhè个gè委wěi曲qū。那nà和hé尚shàng乃nǎi唐táng朝cháo差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng去qù的de。今jīn早zǎo到dào我wǒ洞dòng里lǐ化huà斋zhāi,委wěi是shì妹mèi子zi们men闻wén得dé唐táng僧sēng之zhī名míng,将jiāng他tā拿ná了le。」道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ拿ná他tā怎zěn的de?」

十世修行

女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「我wǒ們men久jiǔ聞wén人rén說shuō,唐táng僧sēng乃nǎi十shí世shì修xiū行xíng的de真zhēn體tǐ,有yǒu人rén吃chī他tā一yí塊kuài肉ròu,延yán壽shòu長cháng生shēng,故gù此cǐ拿ná了le他tā。後hòu被bèi那nà個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de和hé尚shàng把bǎ我wǒ們men攔lán在zài濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán裡lǐ,先xiān搶qiǎng了le衣yī服fú,後hòu弄nòng本běn事shì,強qiǎng要yào同tóng我wǒ等děng洗xǐ浴yù,也yě止zhǐ他tā不bú住zhù。女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「我wǒ们men久jiǔ闻wén人rén说shuō,唐táng僧sēng乃nǎi十shí世shì修xiū行xíng的de真zhēn体tǐ,有yǒu人rén吃chī他tā一yí块kuài肉ròu,延yán寿shòu长cháng生shēng,故gù此cǐ拿ná了le他tā。后hòu被bèi那nà个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de和hé尚shàng把bǎ我wǒ们men拦lán在zài濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán里lǐ,先xiān抢qiǎng了le衣yī服fú,后hòu弄nòng本běn事shì,强qiǎng要yào同tóng我wǒ等děng洗xǐ浴yù,也yě止zhǐ他tā不bú住zhù。

九齒釘鈀

他tā就jiù跳tiào下xià水shuǐ,變biàn作zuò一yí個gè鮎nián魚yú,在zài我wǒ們men腿tuǐ襠dāng裡lǐ鑽zuān來lái鑽zuān去qù,欲yù行xíng姦jiān騙piàn之zhī事shì,果guǒ有yǒu十shí分fēn憊bèi懶lǎn。他tā又yòu跳tiào出chū水shuǐ去qù,現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng。見jiàn我wǒ們men不bù肯kěn相xiāng從cóng,他tā就jiù使shǐ一yì柄bǐng九jiǔ齒chǐ釘dīng鈀pá,要yào傷shāng我wǒ們men性xìng命mìng。他tā就jiù跳tiào下xià水shuǐ,变biàn作zuò一yí个gè鲇nián鱼yú,在zài我wǒ们men腿tuǐ裆dāng里lǐ钻zuān来lái钻zuān去qù,欲yù行xíng奸jiān骗piàn之zhī事shì,果guǒ有yǒu十shí分fēn惫bèi懒lǎn。他tā又yòu跳tiào出chū水shuǐ去qù,现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng。见jiàn我wǒ们men不bù肯kěn相xiāng从cóng,他tā就jiù使shǐ一yì柄bǐng九jiǔ齿chǐ钉dīng钯pá,要yào伤shāng我wǒ们men性xìng命mìng。

同窗之雅

若ruò不bú是shì我wǒ們men有yǒu些xiē見jiàn識shí,幾jǐ乎hū遭zāo他tā毒dú手shǒu,故gù此cǐ戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng逃táo生shēng。又yòu著zhuó你nǐ愚yú外wài甥sheng與yǔ他tā敵dí鬥dòu,不bù知zhī存cún亡wáng如rú何hé。我wǒ們men特tè來lái投tóu兄xiōng長zhǎng,望wàng兄xiōng長zhǎng念niàn昔xī日rì同tóng窗chuāng之zhī雅yǎ,與yǔ我wǒ今jīn日rì做zuò個gè報bào冤yuān之zhī人rén。」若ruò不bú是shì我wǒ们men有yǒu些xiē见jiàn识shí,几jǐ乎hū遭zāo他tā毒dú手shǒu,故gù此cǐ战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng逃táo生shēng。又yòu着zhuó你nǐ愚yú外wài甥sheng与yǔ他tā敌dí斗dòu,不bù知zhī存cún亡wáng如rú何hé。我wǒ们men特tè来lái投tóu兄xiōng长zhǎng,望wàng兄xiōng长zhǎng念niàn昔xī日rì同tóng窗chuāng之zhī雅yǎ,与yǔ我wǒ今jīn日rì做zuò个gè报bào冤yuān之zhī人rén。」

變了聲色

那nà道dào士shì聞wén此cǐ言yán,卻què就jiù惱nǎo恨hèn,遂suì變biàn了le聲shēng色sè道dào:「這zhè和hé尚shàng原yuán來lái這zhè等děng無wú禮lǐ,這zhè等děng憊bèi懶lǎn。你nǐ們men都dōu放fàng心xīn,等děng我wǒ擺bǎi佈bù他tā。」那nà道dào士shì闻wén此cǐ言yán,却què就jiù恼nǎo恨hèn,遂suì变biàn了le声shēng色sè道dào:「这zhè和hé尚shàng原yuán来lái这zhè等děng无wú礼lǐ,这zhè等děng惫bèi懒lǎn。你nǐ们men都dōu放fàng心xīn,等děng我wǒ摆bǎi布bù他tā。」

一打三分低

眾zhòng女nǚ子zǐ謝xiè道dào:「師shī兄xiōng如rú若ruò動dòng手shǒu,等děng我wǒ們men都dōu來lái相xiāng幫bāng打dǎ他tā。」道dào士shì道dào:「不bú用yòng打dǎ,不bú用yòng打dǎ。常cháng言yán道dào:『一yì打dǎ三sān分fēn低dī。』你nǐ們men都dōu跟gēn我wǒ來lái。」众zhòng女nǚ子zǐ谢xiè道dào:「师shī兄xiōng如rú若ruò动dòng手shǒu,等děng我wǒ们men都dōu来lái相xiāng帮bāng打dǎ他tā。」道dào士shì道dào:「不bú用yòng打dǎ,不bú用yòng打dǎ。常cháng言yán道dào:『一yì打dǎ三sān分fēn低dī。』你nǐ们men都dōu跟gēn我wǒ来lái。」

小皮箱兒

眾zhòng女nǚ子zǐ相xiāng隨suí左zuǒ右yòu。他tā入rù房fáng內nèi,取qǔ了le梯tī子zi,轉zhuǎn過guò床chuáng後hòu,爬pá上shàng屋wū梁liáng,拿ná下xià一yí個gè小xiǎo皮pí箱xiāng兒ér。那nà箱xiāng兒ér有yǒu八bā寸cùn高gāo下xià,一yì尺chǐ長cháng短duǎn,四sì寸cùn寬kuān窄zhǎi,上shàng有yǒu一yì把bǎ小xiǎo銅tóng鎖suǒ兒ér鎖suǒ住zhù。众zhòng女nǚ子zǐ相xiāng随suí左zuǒ右yòu。他tā入rù房fáng内nèi,取qǔ了le梯tī子zi,转zhuǎn过guò床chuáng后hòu,爬pá上shàng屋wū梁liáng,拿ná下xià一yí个gè小xiǎo皮pí箱xiāng儿ér。那nà箱xiāng儿ér有yǒu八bā寸cùn高gāo下xià,一yì尺chǐ长cháng短duǎn,四sì寸cùn宽kuān窄zhǎi,上shàng有yǒu一yì把bǎ小xiǎo铜tóng锁suǒ儿ér锁suǒ住zhù。

掃積上千斤

即jí於yú袖xiù中zhōng拿ná出chū一yì方fāng鵝é黃huáng綾líng汗hàn巾jīn兒ér來lái,汗hàn巾jīn鬚xū上shàng繫jì著zhe一yì把bǎ小xiǎo鑰yào匙shi兒ér。開kāi了le鎖suǒ,取qǔ出chū一yì包bāo兒ér藥yào來lái。此cǐ藥yào乃nǎi是shì:即jí于yú袖xiù中zhōng拿ná出chū一yì方fāng鹅é黄huáng绫líng汗hàn巾jīn儿ér来lái,汗hàn巾jīn须xū上shàng系jì着zhe一yì把bǎ小xiǎo钥yào匙shi儿ér。开kāi了le锁suǒ,取qǔ出chū一yì包bāo儿ér药yào来lái。此cǐ药yào乃nǎi是shì:

山shān中zhōng百bǎi鳥niǎo糞fèn,掃sǎo積jī上shàng千qiān斤jīn。山shān中zhōng百bǎi鸟niǎo粪fèn,扫sǎo积jī上shàng千qiān斤jīn。
是shì用yòng銅tóng鍋guō煮zhǔ,煎jiān熬áo火huǒ候hòu勻yún。是shì用yòng铜tóng锅guō煮zhǔ,煎jiān熬áo火huǒ候hòu匀yún。
入口見閻君
千qiān斤jīn熬áo一yì杓sháo,一yì杓sháo煉liàn三sān分fēn。千qiān斤jīn熬áo一yì杓sháo,一yì杓sháo炼liàn三sān分fēn。
三sān分fēn還hái要yào炒chǎo,再zài煅duàn再zài重chóng熏xūn。三sān分fēn还hái要yào炒chǎo,再zài煅duàn再zài重chóng熏xūn。
製zhì成chéng此cǐ毒dú藥yào,貴guì似sì寶bǎo和hé珍zhēn。制zhì成chéng此cǐ毒dú药yào,贵guì似sì宝bǎo和hé珍zhēn。
如rú若ruò嘗cháng他tā味wèi,入rù口kǒu見jiàn閻yán君jūn。如rú若ruò尝cháng他tā味wèi,入rù口kǒu见jiàn阎yán君jūn。
只消一釐

道dào士shì對duì七qī個gè女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「妹mèi妹mei,我wǒ這zhè寶bǎo貝bèi,若ruò與yǔ凡fán人rén吃chī,只zhǐ消xiāo一yì釐lí,入rù腹fù就jiù死sǐ;若ruò與yǔ神shén仙xiān吃chī,也yě只zhǐ消xiāo三sān釐lí就jiù絕jué;這zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng,只zhǐ怕pà也yě有yǒu些xiē道dào行héng,須xū得dé三sān釐lí。快kuài取qǔ等děng子zi來lái。」道dào士shì对duì七qī个gè女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「妹mèi妹mei,我wǒ这zhè宝bǎo贝bèi,若ruò与yǔ凡fán人rén吃chī,只zhǐ消xiāo一yì厘lí,入rù腹fù就jiù死sǐ;若ruò与yǔ神shén仙xiān吃chī,也yě只zhǐ消xiāo三sān厘lí就jiù绝jué;这zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng,只zhǐ怕pà也yě有yǒu些xiē道dào行héng,须xū得dé三sān厘lí。快kuài取qǔ等děng子zi来lái。」

十二個紅棗

內nèi一yì女nǚ子zǐ急jí拿ná了le一yì把bǎ等děng子zi道dào:「稱chēng出chū一yì分fēn二èr釐lí,分fēn作zuò四sì分fēn。」卻què拿ná了le十shí二èr個gè紅hóng棗zǎo兒ér,將jiāng棗zǎo掐qiā破pò些xiē兒ér,揌sāi上shàng一yì釐lí,分fēn在zài四sì隻zhī茶chá鍾zhōng內nèi;内nèi一yì女nǚ子zǐ急jí拿ná了le一yì把bǎ等děng子zi道dào:「称chēng出chū一yì分fēn二èr厘lí,分fēn作zuò四sì分fēn。」却què拿ná了le十shí二èr个gè红hóng枣zǎo儿ér,将jiāng枣zǎo掐qiā破pò些xiē儿ér,揌sāi上shàng一yì厘lí,分fēn在zài四sì只zhī茶chá钟zhōng内nèi;

兩個黑棗兒

又yòu將jiāng兩liǎng個gè黑hēi棗zǎo兒ér做zuò一yí個gè茶chá鍾zhōng,著zhuó一yí個gè托tuō盤pán安ān了le對duì眾zhòng女nǚ說shuō:「等děng我wǒ去qù問wèn他tā,不bú是shì唐táng朝cháo的de便biàn罷bà;若ruò是shì唐táng朝cháo來lái的de,就jiù教jiào換huàn茶chá,你nǐ卻què將jiāng此cǐ茶chá令lìng童tóng兒ér拿ná出chū。但dàn吃chī了le,個gè個gè身shēn亡wáng,就jiù與yǔ你nǐ報bào了le此cǐ讎chóu,解jiě了le煩fán惱nǎo也yě。」七qī女nǚ感gǎn激jī不bú盡jìn。又yòu将jiāng两liǎng个gè黑hēi枣zǎo儿ér做zuò一yí个gè茶chá钟zhōng,着zhuó一yí个gè托tuō盘pán安ān了le对duì众zhòng女nǚ说shuō:「等děng我wǒ去qù问wèn他tā,不bú是shì唐táng朝cháo的de便biàn罢bà;若ruò是shì唐táng朝cháo来lái的de,就jiù教jiào换huàn茶chá,你nǐ却què将jiāng此cǐ茶chá令lìng童tóng儿ér拿ná出chū。但dàn吃chī了le,个gè个gè身shēn亡wáng,就jiù与yǔ你nǐ报bào了le此cǐ雠chóu,解jiě了le烦fán恼nǎo也yě。」七qī女nǚ感gǎn激jī不bú尽jìn。

虛禮謙恭

那nà道dào士shì換huàn了le一yí件jiàn衣yī服fú,虛xū禮lǐ謙qiān恭gōng,走zǒu將jiāng出chū去qù,請qǐng唐táng僧sēng等děng又yòu至zhì客kè位wèi坐zuò下xià,道dào:「老lǎo師shī父fù莫mò怪guài。適shì間jiān去qù後hòu面miàn吩fēn咐fu小xiǎo徒tú,教jiào他tā們men挑tiāo些xiē青qīng菜cài、蘿luó蔔bo,安ān排pái一yí頓dùn素sù齋zhāi供gòng養yǎng,所suǒ以yǐ失shī陪péi。」那nà道dào士shì换huàn了le一yí件jiàn衣yī服fú,虚xū礼lǐ谦qiān恭gōng,走zǒu将jiāng出chū去qù,请qǐng唐táng僧sēng等děng又yòu至zhì客kè位wèi坐zuò下xià,道dào:「老lǎo师shī父fù莫mò怪guài。适shì间jiān去qù后hòu面miàn吩fēn咐fu小xiǎo徒tú,教jiào他tā们men挑tiāo些xiē青qīng菜cài、萝luó卜bo,安ān排pái一yí顿dùn素sù斋zhāi供gòng养yǎng,所suǒ以yǐ失shī陪péi。」

三升俸糧

三sān藏zàng道dào:「貧pín僧sēng素sù手shǒu進jìn拜bài,怎zěn麼me敢gǎn勞láo賜cì齋zhāi?」道dào士shì笑xiào云yún:「你nǐ我wǒ都dōu是shì出chū家jiā人rén,見jiàn山shān門mén就jiù有yǒu三sān升shēng俸fèng糧liáng,何hé言yán素sù手shǒu?敢gǎn問wèn老lǎo師shī父fù,在zài何hé寶bǎo山shān?到dào此cǐ何hé幹gàn?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「贫pín僧sēng素sù手shǒu进jìn拜bài,怎zěn么me敢gǎn劳láo赐cì斋zhāi?」道dào士shì笑xiào云yún:「你nǐ我wǒ都dōu是shì出chū家jiā人rén,见jiàn山shān门mén就jiù有yǒu三sān升shēng俸fèng粮liáng,何hé言yán素sù手shǒu?敢gǎn问wèn老lǎo师shī父fù,在zài何hé宝bǎo山shān?到dào此cǐ何hé干gàn?」

滿面生春

三sān藏zàng道dào:「貧pín僧sēng乃nǎi東dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng駕jià下xià差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān大dà雷léi音yīn寺sì取qǔ經jīng者zhě。卻què才cái路lù過guò仙xiān宮gōng,竭jié誠chéng進jìn拜bài。」道dào士shì聞wén言yán,滿mǎn面miàn生shēng春chūn道dào:「老lǎo師shī乃nǎi忠zhōng誠chéng大dà德dé之zhī佛fó,小xiǎo道dào不bù知zhī,失shī於yú遠yuǎn候hòu,恕shù罪zuì,恕shù罪zuì。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「贫pín僧sēng乃nǎi东dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng驾jià下xià差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān大dà雷léi音yīn寺sì取qǔ经jīng者zhě。却què才cái路lù过guò仙xiān宫gōng,竭jié诚chéng进jìn拜bài。」道dào士shì闻wén言yán,满mǎn面miàn生shēng春chūn道dào:「老lǎo师shī乃nǎi忠zhōng诚chéng大dà德dé之zhī佛fó,小xiǎo道dào不bù知zhī,失shī于yú远yuǎn候hòu,恕shù罪zuì,恕shù罪zuì。」

快去換茶

叫jiào:「童tóng兒ér,快kuài去qù換huàn茶chá來lái,一yì廂xiāng作zuò速sù辦bàn齋zhāi。」那nà小xiǎo童tóng走zǒu將jiāng進jìn去qù,眾zhòng女nǚ子zǐ招zhāo呼hū他tā來lái道dào:「這zhè裡lǐ有yǒu現xiàn成chéng好hǎo茶chá,拿ná出chū去qù。」那nà童tóng子zǐ果guǒ然rán將jiāng五wǔ鍾zhōng茶chá拿ná出chū。叫jiào:「童tóng儿ér,快kuài去qù换huàn茶chá来lái,一yì厢xiāng作zuò速sù办bàn斋zhāi。」那nà小xiǎo童tóng走zǒu将jiāng进jìn去qù,众zhòng女nǚ子zǐ招zhāo呼hū他tā来lái道dào:「这zhè里lǐ有yǒu现xiàn成chéng好hǎo茶chá,拿ná出chū去qù。」那nà童tóng子zǐ果guǒ然rán将jiāng五wǔ钟zhōng茶chá拿ná出chū。

第四鍾

道dào士shì連lián忙máng雙shuāng手shǒu拿ná一yí個gè紅hóng棗zǎo兒ér茶chá鍾zhōng奉fèng與yǔ唐táng僧sēng。他tā見jiàn八bā戒jiè身shēn軀qū大dà,就jiù認rèn做zuò大dà徒tú弟dì;沙shā僧sēng認rèn做zuò二èr徒tú弟dì;見jiàn行xíng者zhě身shēn量liàng小xiǎo,認rèn做zuò三sān徒tú弟dì。所suǒ以yǐ第dì四sì鍾zhōng才cái奉fèng與yǔ行xíng者zhě。道dào士shì连lián忙máng双shuāng手shǒu拿ná一yí个gè红hóng枣zǎo儿ér茶chá钟zhōng奉fèng与yǔ唐táng僧sēng。他tā见jiàn八bā戒jiè身shēn躯qū大dà,就jiù认rèn做zuò大dà徒tú弟dì;沙shā僧sēng认rèn做zuò二èr徒tú弟dì;见jiàn行xíng者zhě身shēn量liàng小xiǎo,认rèn做zuò三sān徒tú弟dì。所suǒ以yǐ第dì四sì钟zhōng才cái奉fèng与yǔ行xíng者zhě。

行者眼乖

行xíng者zhě眼yǎn乖guāi,接jiē了le茶chá鍾zhōng,早zǎo已yǐ見jiàn盤pán子zi裡lǐ那nà茶chá鍾zhōng是shì兩liǎng個gè黑hēi棗zǎo兒ér。他tā道dào:「先xiān生shēng,我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ穿chuān換huàn一yì杯bēi。」行xíng者zhě眼yǎn乖guāi,接jiē了le茶chá钟zhōng,早zǎo已yǐ见jiàn盘pán子zi里lǐ那nà茶chá钟zhōng是shì两liǎng个gè黑hēi枣zǎo儿ér。他tā道dào:「先xiān生shēng,我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ穿chuān换huàn一yì杯bēi。」

下色棗兒

道dào士shì笑xiào道dào:「不bù瞞mán長zhǎng老lǎo說shuō,山shān野yě中zhōng貧pín道dào士shì,茶chá果guǒ一yì時shí不bú備bèi,才cái然rán在zài後hòu面miàn親qīn自zì尋xún果guǒ子zi,止zhǐ有yǒu這zhè十shí二èr個gè紅hóng棗zǎo,做zuò四sì鍾zhōng茶chá奉fèng敬jìng。小xiǎo道dào又yòu不bù可kě空kōng陪péi,所suǒ以yǐ將jiāng兩liǎng個gè下xià色sè棗zǎo兒ér作zuò一yì杯bēi奉fèng陪péi。此cǐ乃nǎi貧pín道dào恭gōng敬jìng之zhī意yì也yě。」道dào士shì笑xiào道dào:「不bù瞒mán长zhǎng老lǎo说shuō,山shān野yě中zhōng贫pín道dào士shì,茶chá果guǒ一yì时shí不bú备bèi,才cái然rán在zài后hòu面miàn亲qīn自zì寻xún果guǒ子zi,止zhǐ有yǒu这zhè十shí二èr个gè红hóng枣zǎo,做zuò四sì钟zhōng茶chá奉fèng敬jìng。小xiǎo道dào又yòu不bù可kě空kōng陪péi,所suǒ以yǐ将jiāng两liǎng个gè下xià色sè枣zǎo儿ér作zuò一yì杯bēi奉fèng陪péi。此cǐ乃nǎi贫pín道dào恭gōng敬jìng之zhī意yì也yě。」

路貧貧殺人

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「說shuō那nà裡lǐ話huà?古gǔ人rén云yún:『在zài家jiā不bú是shì貧pín?路lù貧pín貧pín殺shā人rén。』你nǐ是shì住zhù家jiā兒ér的de,何hé以yǐ言yán貧pín!像xiàng我wǒ們men這zhè行xíng腳jiǎo僧sēng,才cái是shì真zhēn貧pín哩li。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「说shuō那nà里lǐ话huà?古gǔ人rén云yún:『在zài家jiā不bú是shì贫pín?路lù贫pín贫pín杀shā人rén。』你nǐ是shì住zhù家jiā儿ér的de,何hé以yǐ言yán贫pín!像xiàng我wǒ们men这zhè行xíng脚jiǎo僧sēng,才cái是shì真zhēn贫pín哩li。

右手蓋住

我wǒ和hé你nǐ換huàn換huàn。我wǒ和hé你nǐ換huàn換huàn。」三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán道dào:「悟wù空kōng,這zhè仙xiān長zhǎng實shí乃nǎi愛ài客kè之zhī意yì,你nǐ吃chī了le罷bà,換huàn怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě無wú奈nài,將jiāng左zuǒ手shǒu接jiē了le,右yòu手shǒu蓋gài住zhù,看kàn著zhe他tā們men。我wǒ和hé你nǐ换huàn换huàn。我wǒ和hé你nǐ换huàn换huàn。」三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán道dào:「悟wù空kōng,这zhè仙xiān长zhǎng实shí乃nǎi爱ài客kè之zhī意yì,你nǐ吃chī了le罢bà,换huàn怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě无wú奈nài,将jiāng左zuǒ手shǒu接jiē了le,右yòu手shǒu盖gài住zhù,看kàn着zhe他tā们men。

三個紅棗兒

卻què說shuō那nà八bā戒jiè一yì則zé饑jī,二èr則zé渴kě,原yuán來lái是shì食shí腸cháng大dà大dà的de,見jiàn那nà鍾zhōng子zi裡lǐ有yǒu三sān個gè紅hóng棗zǎo兒ér,拿ná起qǐ來lái嘓guō的de都dōu咽yàn在zài肚dù裡lǐ。師shī父fù也yě吃chī了le,沙shā僧sēng也yě吃chī了le。却què说shuō那nà八bā戒jiè一yì则zé饥jī,二èr则zé渴kě,原yuán来lái是shì食shí肠cháng大dà大dà的de,见jiàn那nà钟zhōng子zi里lǐ有yǒu三sān个gè红hóng枣zǎo儿ér,拿ná起qǐ来lái啯guō的de都dōu咽yàn在zài肚dù里lǐ。师shī父fù也yě吃chī了le,沙shā僧sēng也yě吃chī了le。

暈倒在地

一yí霎shà時shí,只zhǐ見jiàn八bā戒jiè臉liǎn上shàng變biàn色sè,沙shā僧sēng滿mǎn眼yǎn流liú淚lèi,唐táng僧sēng口kǒu中zhōng吐tù沫mò。他tā們men都dōu坐zuò不bú住zhù,暈yūn倒dǎo在zài地dì。一yí霎shà时shí,只zhǐ见jiàn八bā戒jiè脸liǎn上shàng变biàn色sè,沙shā僧sēng满mǎn眼yǎn流liú泪lèi,唐táng僧sēng口kǒu中zhōng吐tù沫mò。他tā们men都dōu坐zuò不bú住zhù,晕yūn倒dǎo在zài地dì。

跌得粉碎

這zhè大dà聖shèng情qíng知zhī是shì毒dú,將jiāng茶chá鍾zhōng手shǒu舉jǔ起qǐ來lái,望wàng道dào士shì劈pī臉liǎn一yí摜guàn。道dào士shì將jiāng袍páo袖xiù隔gé起qǐ,噹dāng的de一yì聲shēng,把bǎ個gè鍾zhōng子zi跌diē得de粉fěn碎suì。这zhè大dà圣shèng情qíng知zhī是shì毒dú,将jiāng茶chá钟zhōng手shǒu举jǔ起qǐ来lái,望wàng道dào士shì劈pī脸liǎn一yí掼guàn。道dào士shì将jiāng袍páo袖xiù隔gé起qǐ,当dāng的de一yì声shēng,把bǎ个gè钟zhōng子zi跌diē得de粉fěn碎suì。

十分村魯

道dào士shì怒nù道dào:「你nǐ這zhè和hé尚shàng,十shí分fēn村cūn魯lǔ!怎zěn麼me把bǎ我wǒ鍾zhōng子zi捽zuó了le?」行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè畜chù生sheng!你nǐ看kàn我wǒ那nà三sān個gè人rén是shì怎zěn麼me說shuō?道dào士shì怒nù道dào:「你nǐ这zhè和hé尚shàng,十shí分fēn村cūn鲁lǔ!怎zěn么me把bǎ我wǒ钟zhōng子zi捽zuó了le?」行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè畜chù生sheng!你nǐ看kàn我wǒ那nà三sān个gè人rén是shì怎zěn么me说shuō?

闖下甚禍

我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén相xiāng干gān,你nǐ卻què將jiāng毒dú藥yào茶chá藥yào倒dǎo我wǒ的de人rén?」道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè村cūn畜chù生sheng闖chuǎng下xià禍huò來lái,你nǐ豈qǐ不bù知zhī?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ們men才cái進jìn你nǐ門mén,方fāng敘xù了le坐zuò次cì,道dào及jí鄉xiāng貫guàn,又yòu不bù曾céng有yǒu個gè高gāo言yán,那nà裡lǐ闖chuǎng下xià甚shén禍huò?」我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén相xiāng干gān,你nǐ却què将jiāng毒dú药yào茶chá药yào倒dǎo我wǒ的de人rén?」道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè村cūn畜chù生sheng闯chuǎng下xià祸huò来lái,你nǐ岂qǐ不bù知zhī?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ们men才cái进jìn你nǐ门mén,方fāng叙xù了le坐zuò次cì,道dào及jí乡xiāng贯guàn,又yòu不bù曾céng有yǒu个gè高gāo言yán,那nà里lǐ闯chuǎng下xià甚shén祸huò?」

濯垢泉洗澡

道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ可kě曾céng在zài盤pán絲sī洞dòng化huà齋zhāi麼me?你nǐ可kě曾céng在zài濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán洗xǐ澡zǎo麼me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán乃nǎi七qī個gè女nǚ怪guài,你nǐ既jì說shuō出chū這zhè話huà,必bì定dìng與yǔ他tā苟gǒu合hé,必bì定dìng也yě是shì妖yāo精jīng。不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī我wǒ一yí棒bàng。」道dào士shì道dào:「你nǐ可kě曾céng在zài盘pán丝sī洞dòng化huà斋zhāi么me?你nǐ可kě曾céng在zài濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán洗xǐ澡zǎo么me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán乃nǎi七qī个gè女nǚ怪guài,你nǐ既jì说shuō出chū这zhè话huà,必bì定dìng与yǔ他tā苟gǒu合hé,必bì定dìng也yě是shì妖yāo精jīng。不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī我wǒ一yí棒bàng。」

摸出金箍棒

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,去qù耳ěr朵duo裡lǐ摸mō出chū金jīn箍gū棒bàng,幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,碗wǎn來lái粗cū細xì,望wàng道dào士shì劈pī臉liǎn打dǎ來lái;那nà道dào士shì急jí轉zhuǎn身shēn躲duǒ過guò,取qǔ一yì口kǒu寶bǎo劍jiàn來lái迎yíng。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,去qù耳ěr朵duo里lǐ摸mō出chū金jīn箍gū棒bàng,幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,碗wǎn来lái粗cū细xì,望wàng道dào士shì劈pī脸liǎn打dǎ来lái;那nà道dào士shì急jí转zhuǎn身shēn躲duǒ过guò,取qǔ一yì口kǒu宝bǎo剑jiàn来lái迎yíng。

丟開解數

他tā兩liǎng個gè廝sī罵mà廝sī打dǎ,早zǎo驚jīng動dòng那nà裡lǐ邊biān的de女nǚ怪guài。他tā七qī個gè一yì擁yōng出chū來lái,叫jiào道dào:「師shī兄xiōng且qiě莫mò勞láo心xīn,待dài小xiǎo妹mèi子zi拿ná他tā。」行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le,越yuè生shēng嗔chēn怒nù,雙shuāng手shǒu掄lūn鐵tiě棒bàng,丟diū開kāi解xiè數shù,滾gǔn將jiāng進jìn去qù亂luàn打dǎ。他tā两liǎng个gè厮sī骂mà厮sī打dǎ,早zǎo惊jīng动dòng那nà里lǐ边biān的de女nǚ怪guài。他tā七qī个gè一yì拥yōng出chū来lái,叫jiào道dào:「师shī兄xiōng且qiě莫mò劳láo心xīn,待dài小xiǎo妹mèi子zi拿ná他tā。」行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le,越yuè生shēng嗔chēn怒nù,双shuāng手shǒu抡lūn铁tiě棒bàng,丢diū开kāi解xiè数shù,滚gǔn将jiāng进jìn去qù乱luàn打dǎ。

絲繩亂冒

只zhǐ見jiàn那nà七qī個gè敞chǎng開kāi懷huái,腆tiǎn著zhe雪xuě白bái肚dù子zi,臍qí孔kǒng中zhōng作zuò出chū法fǎ來lái:骨gǔ都dū都dū絲sī繩shéng亂luàn冒mào,搭dā起qǐ一yí個gè天tiān篷péng,把bǎ行xíng者zhě蓋gài在zài底dǐ下xià。行xíng者zhě見jiàn事shì不bù諧xié,即jí翻fān身shēn念niàn聲shēng咒zhòu語yǔ,打dǎ個gè觔jīn斗dǒu,撲pū的de撞zhuàng破pò天tiān篷péng走zǒu了le。只zhǐ见jiàn那nà七qī个gè敞chǎng开kāi怀huái,腆tiǎn着zhe雪xuě白bái肚dù子zi,脐qí孔kǒng中zhōng作zuò出chū法fǎ来lái:骨gǔ都dū都dū丝sī绳shéng乱luàn冒mào,搭dā起qǐ一yí个gè天tiān篷péng,把bǎ行xíng者zhě盖gài在zài底dǐ下xià。行xíng者zhě见jiàn事shì不bù谐xié,即jí翻fān身shēn念niàn声shēng咒zhòu语yǔ,打dǎ个gè觔jīn斗dǒu,扑pū的de撞zhuàng破pò天tiān篷péng走zǒu了le。

無影無形

忍rěn著zhe性xìng氣qì,淤yū淤yū的de立lì在zài空kōng中zhōng看kàn處chù,見jiàn那nà怪guài絲sī繩shéng晃huǎng亮liàng,穿chuān穿chuān道dào道dào,卻què是shì穿chuān梭suō的de經jīng緯wěi,頃qǐng刻kè間jiān,把bǎ黃huáng花huā觀guàn的de樓lóu臺tái殿diàn閣gé都dōu遮zhē得de無wú影yǐng無wú形xíng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「利lì害hài,利lì害hài。早zǎo是shì不bù曾céng著zháo他tā手shǒu。忍rěn着zhe性xìng气qì,淤yū淤yū的de立lì在zài空kōng中zhōng看kàn处chù,见jiàn那nà怪guài丝sī绳shéng晃huǎng亮liàng,穿chuān穿chuān道dào道dào,却què是shì穿chuān梭suō的de经jīng纬wěi,顷qǐng刻kè间jiān,把bǎ黄huáng花huā观guàn的de楼lóu台tái殿diàn阁gé都dōu遮zhē得de无wú影yǐng无wú形xíng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「利lì害hài,利lì害hài。早zǎo是shì不bù曾céng着zháo他tā手shǒu。

合意同心

怪guài道dào豬zhū八bā戒jiè跌diē了le若ruò干gān。似sì這zhè般bān怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?我wǒ師shī父fù與yǔ師shī弟dì卻què又yòu中zhòng了le毒dú藥yào。這zhè夥huǒ怪guài合hé意yì同tóng心xīn,卻què不bù知zhī是shì個gè甚shén來lái歷lì,待dài我wǒ還hái去qù問wèn那nà土tǔ地dì神shén也yě。」怪guài道dào猪zhū八bā戒jiè跌diē了le若ruò干gān。似sì这zhè般bān怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?我wǒ师shī父fù与yǔ师shī弟dì却què又yòu中zhòng了le毒dú药yào。这zhè伙huǒ怪guài合hé意yì同tóng心xīn,却què不bù知zhī是shì个gè甚shén来lái历lì,待dài我wǒ还hái去qù问wèn那nà土tǔ地dì神shén也yě。」

土地老兒

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,按àn落luò雲yún頭tóu,捻niǎn著zhe訣jué,念niàn聲shēng「唵ǎn」字zì真zhēn言yán,把bǎ個gè土tǔ地dì老lǎo兒ér又yòu拘jū來lái了le。戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng跪guì下xià路lù旁páng,叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「大dà聖shèng,你nǐ去qù救jiù你nǐ師shī父fù的de,為wèi何hé又yòu轉zhuǎn來lái也yě?」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,按àn落luò云yún头tóu,捻niǎn着zhe诀jué,念niàn声shēng「唵ǎn」字zì真zhēn言yán,把bǎ个gè土tǔ地dì老lǎo儿ér又yòu拘jū来lái了le。战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng跪guì下xià路lù旁páng,叩kòu头tóu道dào:「大dà圣shèng,你nǐ去qù救jiù你nǐ师shī父fù的de,为wèi何hé又yòu转zhuǎn来lái也yě?」

毒藥茶

行xíng者zhě道dào:「早zǎo間jiān救jiù了le師shī父fù,前qián去qù不bù遠yuǎn,遇yù一yí座zuò黃huáng花huā觀guàn,我wǒ與yǔ師shī父fù等děng進jìn去qù看kàn看kàn,那nà觀guàn主zhǔ迎yíng接jiē。才cái敘xù話huà間jiān,被bèi他tā把bǎ毒dú藥yào茶chá藥yào倒dǎo我wǒ師shī父fù等děng。我wǒ幸xìng不bù曾céng吃chī茶chá,使shǐ棒bàng就jiù打dǎ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「早zǎo间jiān救jiù了le师shī父fù,前qián去qù不bù远yuǎn,遇yù一yí座zuò黄huáng花huā观guàn,我wǒ与yǔ师shī父fù等děng进jìn去qù看kàn看kàn,那nà观guàn主zhǔ迎yíng接jiē。才cái叙xù话huà间jiān,被bèi他tā把bǎ毒dú药yào茶chá药yào倒dǎo我wǒ师shī父fù等děng。我wǒ幸xìng不bù曾céng吃chī茶chá,使shǐ棒bàng就jiù打dǎ。

吐放絲繩

他tā卻què說shuō出chū盤pán絲sī洞dòng化huà齋zhāi,濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán洗xǐ澡zǎo之zhī事shì,我wǒ就jiù知zhī那nà廝sī是shì怪guài。才cái舉jǔ手shǒu相xiāng敵dí,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà七qī個gè女nǚ子zǐ跑pǎo出chū,吐tǔ放fàng絲sī繩shéng,老lǎo孫sūn虧kuī有yǒu見jiàn識shí走zǒu了le。他tā却què说shuō出chū盘pán丝sī洞dòng化huà斋zhāi,濯zhuó垢gòu泉quán洗xǐ澡zǎo之zhī事shì,我wǒ就jiù知zhī那nà厮sī是shì怪guài。才cái举jǔ手shǒu相xiāng敌dí,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà七qī个gè女nǚ子zǐ跑pǎo出chū,吐tǔ放fàng丝sī绳shéng,老lǎo孙sūn亏kuī有yǒu见jiàn识shí走zǒu了le。

七個蜘蛛精

我wǒ想xiǎng你nǐ在zài此cǐ間jiān為wéi神shén,定dìng知zhī他tā的de來lái歷lì,是shì個gè甚shén麼me妖yāo精jīng?老lǎo實shí說shuō來lái,免miǎn打dǎ。」土tǔ地dì叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「那nà妖yāo精jīng到dào此cǐ,住zhù不bú上shàng十shí年nián。小xiǎo神shén自zì三sān年nián前qián檢jiǎn點diǎn之zhī後hòu,方fāng見jiàn他tā的de本běn相xiàng,乃nǎi是shì七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng。我wǒ想xiǎng你nǐ在zài此cǐ间jiān为wéi神shén,定dìng知zhī他tā的de来lái历lì,是shì个gè甚shén么me妖yāo精jīng?老lǎo实shí说shuō来lái,免miǎn打dǎ。」土tǔ地dì叩kòu头tóu道dào:「那nà妖yāo精jīng到dào此cǐ,住zhù不bú上shàng十shí年nián。小xiǎo神shén自zì三sān年nián前qián检jiǎn点diǎn之zhī后hòu,方fāng见jiàn他tā的de本běn相xiàng,乃nǎi是shì七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng。

作法降他

他tā吐tǔ那nà些xiē絲sī繩shéng,乃nǎi是shì蛛zhū絲sī。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,十shí分fēn歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「據jù你nǐ說shuō,卻què是shì小xiǎo可kě。既jì這zhè般bān,你nǐ回huí去qù,等děng我wǒ作zuò法fǎ降xiáng他tā也yě。」那nà土tǔ地dì叩kòu頭tóu而ér去qù。他tā吐tǔ那nà些xiē丝sī绳shéng,乃nǎi是shì蛛zhū丝sī。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,十shí分fēn欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「据jù你nǐ说shuō,却què是shì小xiǎo可kě。既jì这zhè般bān,你nǐ回huí去qù,等děng我wǒ作zuò法fǎ降xiáng他tā也yě。」那nà土tǔ地dì叩kòu头tóu而ér去qù。

捋下七十根

行xíng者zhě卻què到dào黃huáng花huā觀guàn外wài,將jiāng尾wěi巴ba上shàng毛máo捋luō下xià七qī十shí根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn做zuò七qī十shí個gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě;又yòu將jiāng金jīn箍gū棒bàng吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn做zuò七qī十shí一yì條tiáo雙shuāng角jiǎo叉chā兒ér棒bàng。行xíng者zhě却què到dào黄huáng花huā观guàn外wài,将jiāng尾wěi巴ba上shàng毛máo捋luō下xià七qī十shí根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn做zuò七qī十shí个gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě;又yòu将jiāng金jīn箍gū棒bàng吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn做zuò七qī十shí一yì条tiáo双shuāng角jiǎo叉chā儿ér棒bàng。

攪那絲繩

每měi一yí個gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě與yǔ他tā一yì根gēn,他tā自zì家jiā使shǐ一yì根gēn,站zhàn在zài外wài邊biān,將jiāng叉chā兒ér攪jiǎo那nà絲sī繩shéng,一yì齊qí著zhuó力lì,打dǎ個gè號hào子zi,把bǎ那nà絲sī繩shéng都dōu攪jiǎo斷duàn,各gè攪jiǎo了le有yǒu十shí餘yú斤jīn。裡lǐ面miàn拖tuō出chū七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū,足zú有yǒu巴bā斗dǒu大dà小xiǎo的de身shēn軀qū。每měi一yí个gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě与yǔ他tā一yì根gēn,他tā自zì家jiā使shǐ一yì根gēn,站zhàn在zài外wài边biān,将jiāng叉chā儿ér搅jiǎo那nà丝sī绳shéng,一yì齐qí着zhuó力lì,打dǎ个gè号hào子zi,把bǎ那nà丝sī绳shéng都dōu搅jiǎo断duàn,各gè搅jiǎo了le有yǒu十shí余yú斤jīn。里lǐ面miàn拖tuō出chū七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū,足zú有yǒu巴bā斗dǒu大dà小xiǎo的de身shēn躯qū。

饒命饒命

一yí個gè個gè攢cuán著zhe手shǒu腳jiǎo,索suǒ著zhe頭tóu,只zhǐ叫jiào:「饒ráo命mìng,饒ráo命mìng。」此cǐ時shí七qī十shí個gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě,按àn住zhù七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū,那nà裡lǐ肯kěn放fàng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě不bú要yào打dǎ他tā,只zhǐ教jiào還huán我wǒ師shī父fù、師shī弟dì來lái。」一yí个gè个gè攒cuán着zhe手shǒu脚jiǎo,索suǒ着zhe头tóu,只zhǐ叫jiào:「饶ráo命mìng,饶ráo命mìng。」此cǐ时shí七qī十shí个gè小xiǎo行xíng者zhě,按àn住zhù七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū,那nà里lǐ肯kěn放fàng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě不bú要yào打dǎ他tā,只zhǐ教jiào还huán我wǒ师shī父fù、师shī弟dì来lái。」

救不得你了

那nà怪guài厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「師shī兄xiōng,還huán他tā唐táng僧sēng,救jiù我wǒ命mìng也yě。」那nà道dào士shì從cóng裡lǐ邊biān跑pǎo出chū道dào:「妹mèi妹mei,我wǒ要yào吃chī唐táng僧sēng哩li,救jiù不bù得de你nǐ了le。」那nà怪guài厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「师shī兄xiōng,还huán他tā唐táng僧sēng,救jiù我wǒ命mìng也yě。」那nà道dào士shì从cóng里lǐ边biān跑pǎo出chū道dào:「妹mèi妹mei,我wǒ要yào吃chī唐táng僧sēng哩li,救jiù不bù得de你nǐ了le。」

盡情打爛

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,大dà怒nù道dào:「你nǐ既jì不bù還huán我wǒ師shī父fù,且qiě看kàn你nǐ妹mèi妹mei的de樣yàng子zi。」好hǎo大dà聖shèng,把bǎ叉chā兒ér棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,復fù了le一yì根gēn鐵tiě棒bàng,雙shuāng手shǒu舉jǔ起qǐ,把bǎ七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng盡jìn情qíng打dǎ爛làn。行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,大dà怒nù道dào:「你nǐ既jì不bù还huán我wǒ师shī父fù,且qiě看kàn你nǐ妹mèi妹mei的de样yàng子zi。」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,把bǎ叉chā儿ér棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,复fù了le一yì根gēn铁tiě棒bàng,双shuāng手shǒu举jǔ起qǐ,把bǎ七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng尽jìn情qíng打dǎ烂làn。

各懷忿怒

卻què又yòu將jiāng尾wěi巴ba搖yáo了le兩liǎng搖yáo,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo,單dān身shēn掄lūn棒bàng,趕gǎn入rù裡lǐ邊biān來lái打dǎ道dào士shì。那nà道dào士shì見jiàn他tā打dǎ死sǐ了le師shī妹mèi,心xīn甚shèn不bù忍rěn,即jí發fā狠hěn舉jǔ劍jiàn來lái迎yíng。這zhè一yì場cháng各gè懷huái忿fèn怒nù,一yí個gè個gè大dà展zhǎn神shén通tōng。却què又yòu将jiāng尾wěi巴ba摇yáo了le两liǎng摇yáo,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo,单dān身shēn抡lūn棒bàng,赶gǎn入rù里lǐ边biān来lái打dǎ道dào士shì。那nà道dào士shì见jiàn他tā打dǎ死sǐ了le师shī妹mèi,心xīn甚shèn不bù忍rěn,即jí发fā狠hěn举jǔ剑jiàn来lái迎yíng。这zhè一yì场cháng各gè怀huái忿fèn怒nù,一yí个gè个gè大dà展zhǎn神shén通tōng。

七女嗚呼

這zhè一yì場cháng好hǎo殺shā:这zhè一yì场cháng好hǎo杀shā:

妖yāo精jīng掄lūn寶bǎo劍jiàn,大dà聖shèng舉jǔ金jīn箍gū。妖yāo精jīng抡lūn宝bǎo剑jiàn,大dà圣shèng举jǔ金jīn箍gū。
都dōu為wèi唐táng朝cháo三sān藏zàng,先xiān教jiào七qī女nǚ嗚wū呼hū。都dōu为wèi唐táng朝cháo三sān藏zàng,先xiān教jiào七qī女nǚ呜wū呼hū。
如rú今jīn大dà展zhǎn經jīng綸lún手shǒu,施shī威wēi弄nòng法fǎ逞chěng金jīn吾wú。如rú今jīn大dà展zhǎn经jīng纶lún手shǒu,施shī威wēi弄nòng法fǎ逞chěng金jīn吾wú。
大dà聖shèng神shén光guāng壯zhuàng,妖yāo仙xiān膽dǎn氣qì粗cū。大dà圣shèng神shén光guāng壮zhuàng,妖yāo仙xiān胆dǎn气qì粗cū。
渾身解數
渾hún身shēn解xiè數shù如rú花huā錦jǐn,雙shuāng手shǒu騰téng那nuó似sì轆lù轤lú。浑hún身shēn解xiè数shù如rú花huā锦jǐn,双shuāng手shǒu腾téng那nuó似sì辘lù轳lú。
乒pīng乓pāng劍jiàn棒bàng響xiǎng。乒pīng乓pāng剑jiàn棒bàng响xiǎng。
慘cǎn淡dàn野yě雲yún浮fú。惨cǎn淡dàn野yě云yún浮fú。
劖chán言yán語yǔ,使shǐ機jī謀móu,一yì來lái一yì往wǎng如rú畫huà圖tú。劖chán言yán语yǔ,使shǐ机jī谋móu,一yì来lái一yì往wǎng如rú画huà图tú。
殺shā得de風fēng響xiǎng沙shā飛fēi狼láng虎hǔ怕pà,天tiān昏hūn地dì暗àn斗dǒu星xīng無wú。杀shā得de风fēng响xiǎng沙shā飞fēi狼láng虎hǔ怕pà,天tiān昏hūn地dì暗àn斗dǒu星xīng无wú。
脫了皂袍

那nà道dào士shì與yǔ大dà聖shèng戰zhàn經jīng五wǔ六liù十shí合hé,漸jiàn覺jué手shǒu軟ruǎn。一yì時shí間jiān鬆sōng了le筋jīn節jié,便biàn解jiě開kāi衣yī帶dài,忽hū辣là的de響xiǎng一yì聲shēng,脫tuō了le皂zào袍páo。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ兒ér子zi,打dǎ不bú過guò人rén,就jiù脫tuō剝bō了le也yě是shì不bù能néng夠gòu的de。」那nà道dào士shì与yǔ大dà圣shèng战zhàn经jīng五wǔ六liù十shí合hé,渐jiàn觉jué手shǒu软ruǎn。一yì时shí间jiān松sōng了le筋jīn节jié,便biàn解jiě开kāi衣yī带dài,忽hū辣là的de响xiǎng一yì声shēng,脱tuō了le皂zào袍páo。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ儿ér子zi,打dǎ不bú过guò人rén,就jiù脱tuō剥bō了le也yě是shì不bù能néng够gòu的de。」

一千隻眼

原yuán來lái這zhè道dào士shì剝bō了le衣yī裳shang,把bǎ手shǒu一yì齊qí擡tái起qǐ,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà兩liǎng脅xié下xià有yǒu一yì千qiān隻zhī眼yǎn,眼yǎn中zhōng迸bèng放fàng金jīn光guāng,十shí分fēn利lì害hài:原yuán来lái这zhè道dào士shì剥bō了le衣yī裳shang,把bǎ手shǒu一yì齐qí抬tái起qǐ,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà两liǎng胁xié下xià有yǒu一yì千qiān只zhī眼yǎn,眼yǎn中zhōng迸bèng放fàng金jīn光guāng,十shí分fēn利lì害hài:

森sēn森sēn黃huáng霧wù,艷yàn艷yàn金jīn光guāng。森sēn森sēn黄huáng雾wù,艳yàn艳yàn金jīn光guāng。
森sēn森sēn黃huáng霧wù,兩liǎng邊biān脅xié下xià似sì噴pēn雲yún;森sēn森sēn黄huáng雾wù,两liǎng边biān胁xié下xià似sì喷pēn云yún;
艷yàn艷yàn金jīn光guāng,千qiān隻zhī眼yǎn中zhōng如rú放fàng火huǒ。艳yàn艳yàn金jīn光guāng,千qiān只zhī眼yǎn中zhōng如rú放fàng火huǒ。
金光黃霧
左zuǒ右yòu卻què如rú金jīn桶tǒng,東dōng西xī猶yóu似sì銅tóng鐘zhōng。左zuǒ右yòu却què如rú金jīn桶tǒng,东dōng西xī犹yóu似sì铜tóng钟zhōng。
此cǐ乃nǎi妖yāo仙xiān施shī法fǎ力lì,道dào士shì顯xiǎn神shén通tōng:幌huǎng眼yǎn迷mí天tiān遮zhē日rì月yuè,罩zhào人rén爆bào燥zào氣qì朦méng朧lóng;此cǐ乃nǎi妖yāo仙xiān施shī法fǎ力lì,道dào士shì显xiǎn神shén通tōng:幌huǎng眼yǎn迷mí天tiān遮zhē日rì月yuè,罩zhào人rén爆bào燥zào气qì朦méng胧lóng;
把bǎ個gè齊qí天tiān孫sūn大dà聖shèng,困kùn在zài金jīn光guāng黃huáng霧wù中zhōng。把bǎ个gè齐qí天tiān孙sūn大dà圣shèng,困kùn在zài金jīn光guāng黄huáng雾wù中zhōng。
倒栽蔥

行xíng者zhě慌huāng了le手shǒu腳jiǎo,只zhǐ在zài那nà金jīn光guāng影yǐng裡lǐ亂luàn轉zhuǎn,向xiàng前qián不bù能néng舉jǔ步bù,退tuì後hòu不bù能néng動dòng腳jiǎo,卻què便biàn似sì在zài個gè桶tǒng裡lǐ轉zhuǎn的de一yì般bān。無wú奈nài又yòu爆bào燥zào不bú過guò,他tā急jí了le,往wǎng上shàng著zhuó實shí一yí跳tiào,卻què撞zhuàng破pò金jīn光guāng,撲pū的de跌diē了le一yí個gè倒dào栽zāi蔥cōng,覺jué道dào撞zhuàng的de頭tóu疼téng。行xíng者zhě慌huāng了le手shǒu脚jiǎo,只zhǐ在zài那nà金jīn光guāng影yǐng里lǐ乱luàn转zhuǎn,向xiàng前qián不bù能néng举jǔ步bù,退tuì后hòu不bù能néng动dòng脚jiǎo,却què便biàn似sì在zài个gè桶tǒng里lǐ转zhuǎn的de一yì般bān。无wú奈nài又yòu爆bào燥zào不bú过guò,他tā急jí了le,往wǎng上shàng着zhuó实shí一yí跳tiào,却què撞zhuàng破pò金jīn光guāng,扑pū的de跌diē了le一yí个gè倒dào栽zāi葱cōng,觉jué道dào撞zhuàng的de头tóu疼téng。

晦氣晦氣

急jí伸shēn頭tóu摸mō摸mō,把bǎ頂dǐng梁liáng皮pí都dōu撞zhuàng軟ruǎn了le。自zì家jiā心xīn焦jiāo道dào:「晦huì氣qì,晦huì氣qì,這zhè顆kē頭tóu今jīn日rì也yě不bú濟jì了le。常cháng時shí刀dāo砍kǎn斧fǔ剁duò,莫mò能néng傷shāng損sǔn,卻què怎zěn麼me被bèi這zhè金jīn光guāng撞zhuàng軟ruǎn了le皮pí肉ròu?急jí伸shēn头tóu摸mō摸mō,把bǎ顶dǐng梁liáng皮pí都dōu撞zhuàng软ruǎn了le。自zì家jiā心xīn焦jiāo道dào:「晦huì气qì,晦huì气qì,这zhè颗kē头tóu今jīn日rì也yě不bú济jì了le。常cháng时shí刀dāo砍kǎn斧fǔ剁duò,莫mò能néng伤shāng损sǔn,却què怎zěn么me被bèi这zhè金jīn光guāng撞zhuàng软ruǎn了le皮pí肉ròu?

前去不得

久jiǔ以yǐ後hòu定dìng要yào貢gòng膿nóng。縱zòng然rán好hǎo了le,也yě是shì個gè破pò傷shāng風fēng。」一yí會huì家jiā爆bào燥zào難nán禁jīn,卻què又yòu自zì家jiā計jì較jiào道dào:「前qián去qù不bù得de,後hòu退tuì不bù得de,左zuǒ行xíng不bù得de,右yòu行xíng不bù得de,往wǎng上shàng又yòu撞zhuàng不bù得de,卻què怎zěn麼me好hǎo?往wǎng下xià走zǒu他tā娘niáng罷bà。」久jiǔ以yǐ后hòu定dìng要yào贡gòng脓nóng。纵zòng然rán好hǎo了le,也yě是shì个gè破pò伤shāng风fēng。」一yí会huì家jiā爆bào燥zào难nán禁jīn,却què又yòu自zì家jiā计jì较jiào道dào:「前qián去qù不bù得de,后hòu退tuì不bù得de,左zuǒ行xíng不bù得de,右yòu行xíng不bù得de,往wǎng上shàng又yòu撞zhuàng不bù得de,却què怎zěn么me好hǎo?往wǎng下xià走zǒu他tā娘niáng罢bà。」

穿山甲

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,念niàn個gè咒zhòu語yǔ,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn做zuò個gè穿chuān山shān甲jiǎ,又yòu名míng鯪líng鯉lǐ鱗lín。真zhēn個gè是shì:好hǎo大dà圣shèng,念niàn个gè咒zhòu语yǔ,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn做zuò个gè穿chuān山shān甲jiǎ,又yòu名míng鲮líng鲤lǐ鳞lín。真zhēn个gè是shì:

四sì隻zhī鐵tiě爪zhǎo,鑽zuān山shān碎suì石shí如rú撾zhuā粉fěn;四sì只zhī铁tiě爪zhǎo,钻zuān山shān碎suì石shí如rú挝zhuā粉fěn;
滿mǎn身shēn鱗lín甲jiǎ,破pò嶺lǐng穿chuān巖yán似sì切qiè蔥cōng。满mǎn身shēn鳞lín甲jiǎ,破pò岭lǐng穿chuān岩yán似sì切qiè葱cōng。
鋼鑽金錐
兩liǎng眼yǎn光guāng明míng,好hǎo便biàn似sì雙shuāng星xīng晃huǎng亮liàng;两liǎng眼yǎn光guāng明míng,好hǎo便biàn似sì双shuāng星xīng晃huǎng亮liàng;
一yì嘴zuǐ尖jiān利lì,勝shèng強qiáng如rú鋼gāng鑽zuàn金jīn錐zhuī。一yì嘴zuǐ尖jiān利lì,胜shèng强qiáng如rú钢gāng钻zuàn金jīn锥zhuī。
藥yào中zhōng有yǒu性xìng穿chuān山shān甲jiǎ,俗sú語yǔ呼hū為wéi鯪líng鯉lǐ鱗lín。药yào中zhōng有yǒu性xìng穿chuān山shān甲jiǎ,俗sú语yǔ呼hū为wéi鲮líng鲤lǐ鳞lín。
罩得十餘里

你nǐ看kàn他tā硬yìng著zhe頭tóu,往wǎng地dì下xià一yì鑽zuān,就jiù鑽zuān了le有yǒu二èr十shí餘yú里lǐ,方fāng才cái出chū頭tóu。原yuán來lái那nà金jīn光guāng只zhǐ罩zhào得de十shí餘yú里lǐ。出chū來lái現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,力lì軟ruǎn觔jīn麻má,渾hún身shēn疼téng痛tòng,止zhǐ不bú住zhù眼yǎn中zhōng流liú淚lèi。你nǐ看kàn他tā硬yìng着zhe头tóu,往wǎng地dì下xià一yì钻zuān,就jiù钻zuān了le有yǒu二èr十shí余yú里lǐ,方fāng才cái出chū头tóu。原yuán来lái那nà金jīn光guāng只zhǐ罩zhào得de十shí余yú里lǐ。出chū来lái现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,力lì软ruǎn觔jīn麻má,浑hún身shēn疼téng痛tòng,止zhǐ不bú住zhù眼yǎn中zhōng流liú泪lèi。

陽溝之內

忽hū失shī聲shēng叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,忽hū失shī声shēng叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,

當dāng年nián秉bǐng教jiào出chū山shān中zhōng,共gòng往wǎng西xī來lái苦kǔ用yòng工gōng。当dāng年nián秉bǐng教jiào出chū山shān中zhōng,共gòng往wǎng西xī来lái苦kǔ用yòng工gōng。
大dà海hǎi洪hóng波bō無wú恐kǒng懼jù,陽yáng溝gōu之zhī內nèi卻què遭zāo風fēng。」大dà海hǎi洪hóng波bō无wú恐kǒng惧jù,阳yáng沟gōu之zhī内nèi却què遭zāo风fēng。」
身穿重孝

美měi猴hóu王wáng正zhèng當dāng悲bēi切qiè,忽hū聽tīng得dé山shān背bèi後hòu有yǒu人rén啼tí哭kū,即jí欠qiàn身shēn揩kāi了le眼yǎn淚lèi,回huí頭tóu觀guān看kàn。但dàn見jiàn一yí個gè婦fù人rén,身shēn穿chuān重zhòng孝xiào,左zuǒ手shǒu托tuō一yì盞zhǎn涼liáng漿jiāng水shuǐ飯fàn,右yòu手shǒu執zhí幾jǐ張zhāng燒shāo紙zhǐ黃huáng錢qián,從cóng那nà廂xiāng一yí步bù一yì聲shēng,哭kū著zhe走zǒu來lái。美měi猴hóu王wáng正zhèng当dāng悲bēi切qiè,忽hū听tīng得dé山shān背bèi后hòu有yǒu人rén啼tí哭kū,即jí欠qiàn身shēn揩kāi了le眼yǎn泪lèi,回huí头tóu观guān看kàn。但dàn见jiàn一yí个gè妇fù人rén,身shēn穿chuān重zhòng孝xiào,左zuǒ手shǒu托tuō一yì盏zhǎn凉liáng浆jiāng水shuǐ饭fàn,右yòu手shǒu执zhí几jǐ张zhāng烧shāo纸zhǐ黄huáng钱qián,从cóng那nà厢xiāng一yí步bù一yì声shēng,哭kū着zhe走zǒu来lái。

斷腸人

行xíng者zhě點diǎn頭tóu嗟jiē嘆tàn道dào:「正zhèng是shì:『流liú淚lèi眼yǎn逢féng流liú淚lèi眼yǎn,斷duàn腸cháng人rén遇yù斷duàn腸cháng人rén。』這zhè一yí個gè婦fù人rén,不bù知zhī所suǒ哭kū何hé事shì?待dài我wǒ問wèn他tā一yí問wèn。」行xíng者zhě点diǎn头tóu嗟jiē叹tàn道dào:「正zhèng是shì:『流liú泪lèi眼yǎn逢féng流liú泪lèi眼yǎn,断duàn肠cháng人rén遇yù断duàn肠cháng人rén。』这zhè一yí个gè妇fù人rén,不bù知zhī所suǒ哭kū何hé事shì?待dài我wǒ问wèn他tā一yí问wèn。」

買竹竿爭講

那nà婦fù人rén不bú一yì時shí走zǒu上shàng前qián來lái,迎yíng著zhe行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn問wèn道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà,你nǐ哭kū的de是shì甚shén人rén?」婦fù人rén噙qín淚lèi道dào:「我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū因yīn與yǔ黃huáng花huā觀guàn觀guàn主zhǔ買mǎi竹zhú竿gān爭zhēng講jiǎng,被bèi他tā將jiāng毒dú藥yào茶chá藥yào死sǐ,我wǒ將jiāng這zhè陌mò紙zhǐ錢qián燒shāo化huà,以yǐ報bào夫fū婦fù之zhī情qíng。」那nà妇fù人rén不bú一yì时shí走zǒu上shàng前qián来lái,迎yíng着zhe行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn问wèn道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà,你nǐ哭kū的de是shì甚shén人rén?」妇fù人rén噙qín泪lèi道dào:「我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū因yīn与yǔ黄huáng花huā观guàn观guàn主zhǔ买mǎi竹zhú竿gān争zhēng讲jiǎng,被bèi他tā将jiāng毒dú药yào茶chá药yào死sǐ,我wǒ将jiāng这zhè陌mò纸zhǐ钱qián烧shāo化huà,以yǐ报bào夫fū妇fù之zhī情qíng。」

欺心戲我

行xíng者zhě聽tīng言yán,眼yǎn中zhōng流liú淚lèi。那nà女nǚ子zǐ見jiàn了le,作zuò怒nù道dào:「你nǐ甚shèn無wú知zhī,我wǒ為wèi丈zhàng夫fū煩fán惱nǎo生shēng悲bēi,你nǐ怎zěn麼me淚lèi眼yǎn愁chóu眉méi,欺qī心xīn戲xì我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě听tīng言yán,眼yǎn中zhōng流liú泪lèi。那nà女nǚ子zǐ见jiàn了le,作zuò怒nù道dào:「你nǐ甚shèn无wú知zhī,我wǒ为wèi丈zhàng夫fū烦fán恼nǎo生shēng悲bēi,你nǐ怎zěn么me泪lèi眼yǎn愁chóu眉méi,欺qī心xīn戏xì我wǒ?」

結為兄妹

行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà息xī怒nù。我wǒ本běn是shì東dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng欽qīn差chāi御yù弟dì唐táng三sān藏zàng大dà徒tú弟dì孫sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。因yīn往wǎng西xī天tiān,行xíng過guò黃huáng花huā觀guàn歇xiē馬mǎ。那nà觀guàn中zhōng道dào士shì,不bù知zhī是shì個gè甚shén麼me妖yāo精jīng,他tā與yǔ七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng結jié為wéi兄xiōng妹mèi。行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà息xī怒nù。我wǒ本běn是shì东dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng钦qīn差chāi御yù弟dì唐táng三sān藏zàng大dà徒tú弟dì孙sūn悟wù空kōng行xíng者zhě。因yīn往wǎng西xī天tiān,行xíng过guò黄huáng花huā观guàn歇xiē马mǎ。那nà观guàn中zhōng道dào士shì,不bù知zhī是shì个gè甚shén么me妖yāo精jīng,他tā与yǔ七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng结jié为wéi兄xiōng妹mèi。

背了是非

蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng在zài盤pán絲sī洞dòng要yào害hài我wǒ師shī父fù,是shì我wǒ與yǔ師shī弟dì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng救jiù解jiě得de脫tuō。那nà蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng走zǒu到dào他tā這zhè裡lǐ,背bèi了le是shì非fēi,說shuō我wǒ等děng有yǒu欺qī騙piàn之zhī意yì。道dào士shì將jiāng毒dú藥yào茶chá藥yào倒dǎo我wǒ師shī父fù、師shī弟dì共gòng三sān人rén,連lián馬mǎ四sì口kǒu,陷xiàn在zài他tā觀guàn裡lǐ。蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng在zài盘pán丝sī洞dòng要yào害hài我wǒ师shī父fù,是shì我wǒ与yǔ师shī弟dì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng救jiù解jiě得de脱tuō。那nà蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng走zǒu到dào他tā这zhè里lǐ,背bèi了le是shì非fēi,说shuō我wǒ等děng有yǒu欺qī骗piàn之zhī意yì。道dào士shì将jiāng毒dú药yào茶chá药yào倒dǎo我wǒ师shī父fù、师shī弟dì共gòng三sān人rén,连lián马mǎ四sì口kǒu,陷xiàn在zài他tā观guàn里lǐ。

將我網住

惟wéi我wǒ不bù曾céng吃chī他tā茶chá,將jiāng茶chá鍾zhōng摜guàn碎suì,他tā就jiù與yǔ我wǒ相xiāng打dǎ。正zhèng嚷rǎng時shí,那nà七qī個gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng跑pǎo出chū來lái吐tǔ放fàng絲sī繩shéng,將jiāng我wǒ網wǎng住zhù,是shì我wǒ使shǐ法fǎ力lì走zǒu脫tuō。問wèn及jí土tǔ地dì,說shuō他tā本běn相xiàng。惟wéi我wǒ不bù曾céng吃chī他tā茶chá,将jiāng茶chá钟zhōng掼guàn碎suì,他tā就jiù与yǔ我wǒ相xiāng打dǎ。正zhèng嚷rǎng时shí,那nà七qī个gè蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng跑pǎo出chū来lái吐tǔ放fàng丝sī绳shéng,将jiāng我wǒ网wǎng住zhù,是shì我wǒ使shǐ法fǎ力lì走zǒu脱tuō。问wèn及jí土tǔ地dì,说shuō他tā本běn相xiàng。

萬道金光

我wǒ卻què又yòu使shǐ分fēn身shēn法fǎ攪jiǎo絕jué絲sī繩shéng,拖tuō出chū妖yāo來lái,一yí頓dùn棒bàng打dǎ死sǐ。這zhè道dào士shì即jí與yǔ他tā報bào仇chóu,舉jǔ寶bǎo劍jiàn與yǔ我wǒ相xiāng鬥dòu。鬥dòu經jīng六liù十shí回huí合hé,他tā敗bài了le陣zhèn,隨suí脫tuō了le衣yī裳shang,兩liǎng脅xié下xià放fàng出chū千qiān隻zhī眼yǎn,有yǒu萬wàn道dào金jīn光guāng,把bǎ我wǒ罩zhào定dìng。我wǒ却què又yòu使shǐ分fēn身shēn法fǎ搅jiǎo绝jué丝sī绳shéng,拖tuō出chū妖yāo来lái,一yí顿dùn棒bàng打dǎ死sǐ。这zhè道dào士shì即jí与yǔ他tā报bào仇chóu,举jǔ宝bǎo剑jiàn与yǔ我wǒ相xiāng斗dòu。斗dòu经jīng六liù十shí回huí合hé,他tā败bài了le阵zhèn,随suí脱tuō了le衣yī裳shang,两liǎng胁xié下xià放fàng出chū千qiān只zhī眼yǎn,有yǒu万wàn道dào金jīn光guāng,把bǎ我wǒ罩zhào定dìng。

豈敢相戲

所suǒ以yǐ進jìn退tuì兩liǎng難nán,才cái變biàn做zuò一yí個gè鯪líng鯉lǐ鱗lín,從cóng地dì下xià鑽zuān出chū來lái。正zhèng自zì悲bēi切qiè,忽hū聽tīng得dé你nǐ哭kū,故gù此cǐ相xiāng問wèn。因yīn見jiàn你nǐ為wèi丈zhàng夫fū有yǒu此cǐ紙zhǐ錢qián報bào答dá,我wǒ師shī父fù喪sàng身shēn,更gèng無wú一yí物wù相xiāng酬chóu,所suǒ以yǐ自zì怨yuàn生shēng悲bēi,豈qǐ敢gǎn相xiāng戲xì。」所suǒ以yǐ进jìn退tuì两liǎng难nán,才cái变biàn做zuò一yí个gè鲮líng鲤lǐ鳞lín,从cóng地dì下xià钻zuān出chū来lái。正zhèng自zì悲bēi切qiè,忽hū听tīng得dé你nǐ哭kū,故gù此cǐ相xiāng问wèn。因yīn见jiàn你nǐ为wèi丈zhàng夫fū有yǒu此cǐ纸zhǐ钱qián报bào答dá,我wǒ师shī父fù丧sàng身shēn,更gèng无wú一yí物wù相xiāng酬chóu,所suǒ以yǐ自zì怨yuàn生shēng悲bēi,岂qǐ敢gǎn相xiāng戏xì。」

百眼魔君

那nà婦fù女nǚ放fàng下xià水shuǐ飯fàn、紙zhǐ錢qián,對duì行xíng者zhě陪péi禮lǐ道dào:「莫mò怪guài,莫mò怪guài,我wǒ不bù知zhī你nǐ是shì被bèi難nàn者zhě。才cái據jù你nǐ說shuō將jiāng起qǐ來lái,你nǐ不bú認rèn得dé那nà道dào士shì。他tā本běn是shì個gè百bǎi眼yǎn魔mó君jūn,又yòu喚huàn做zuò多duō目mù怪guài。那nà妇fù女nǚ放fàng下xià水shuǐ饭fàn、纸zhǐ钱qián,对duì行xíng者zhě陪péi礼lǐ道dào:「莫mò怪guài,莫mò怪guài,我wǒ不bù知zhī你nǐ是shì被bèi难nàn者zhě。才cái据jù你nǐ说shuō将jiāng起qǐ来lái,你nǐ不bú认rèn得dé那nà道dào士shì。他tā本běn是shì个gè百bǎi眼yǎn魔mó君jūn,又yòu唤huàn做zuò多duō目mù怪guài。

破得金光

你nǐ既jì然rán有yǒu此cǐ變biàn化huà,脫tuō得dé金jīn光guāng,戰zhàn得de許xǔ久jiǔ,必bì定dìng有yǒu大dà神shén通tōng,卻què只zhǐ是shì還hái近jìn不bù得de那nà廝sī。我wǒ教jiào你nǐ去qù請qǐng一yí位wèi聖shèng賢xián,他tā能néng破pò得dé金jīn光guāng,降xiáng得dé道dào士shì。」你nǐ既jì然rán有yǒu此cǐ变biàn化huà,脱tuō得dé金jīn光guāng,战zhàn得de许xǔ久jiǔ,必bì定dìng有yǒu大dà神shén通tōng,却què只zhǐ是shì还hái近jìn不bù得de那nà厮sī。我wǒ教jiào你nǐ去qù请qǐng一yí位wèi圣shèng贤xián,他tā能néng破pò得dé金jīn光guāng,降xiáng得dé道dào士shì。」

指教指教

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,連lián忙máng唱chàng喏rě道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà知zhī此cǐ來lái歷lì,煩fán為wèi指zhǐ教jiào指zhǐ教jiào。果guǒ是shì那nà位wèi聖shèng賢xián,我wǒ去qù請qǐng求qiú,救jiù我wǒ師shī父fù之zhī難nàn,就jiù報bào你nǐ丈zhàng夫fū之zhī仇chóu。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,连lián忙máng唱chàng喏rě道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà知zhī此cǐ来lái历lì,烦fán为wèi指zhǐ教jiào指zhǐ教jiào。果guǒ是shì那nà位wèi圣shèng贤xián,我wǒ去qù请qǐng求qiú,救jiù我wǒ师shī父fù之zhī难nàn,就jiù报bào你nǐ丈zhàng夫fū之zhī仇chóu。」

骨髓俱爛

婦fù人rén道dào:「我wǒ就jiù說shuō出chū來lái,你nǐ去qù請qǐng他tā,降xiáng了le道dào士shì,只zhǐ可kě報bào仇chóu而ér已yǐ,恐kǒng不bù能néng救jiù你nǐ師shī父fù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn不bù能néng救jiù?」婦fù人rén道dào:「那nà廝sī毒dú藥yào最zuì狠hěn:藥yào倒dǎo人rén,三sān日rì之zhī間jiān,骨gǔ髓suǐ俱jù爛làn。你nǐ此cǐ往wǎng回huí恐kǒng遲chí了le,故gù不bù能néng救jiù。」妇fù人rén道dào:「我wǒ就jiù说shuō出chū来lái,你nǐ去qù请qǐng他tā,降xiáng了le道dào士shì,只zhǐ可kě报bào仇chóu而ér已yǐ,恐kǒng不bù能néng救jiù你nǐ师shī父fù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn不bù能néng救jiù?」妇fù人rén道dào:「那nà厮sī毒dú药yào最zuì狠hěn:药yào倒dǎo人rén,三sān日rì之zhī间jiān,骨gǔ髓suǐ俱jù烂làn。你nǐ此cǐ往wǎng回huí恐kǒng迟chí了le,故gù不bù能néng救jiù。」

千里之遙

行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ會huì走zǒu路lù,憑píng他tā多duō遠yuǎn,只zhǐ消xiāo半bàn日rì。」女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「你nǐ既jì會huì走zǒu路lù,聽tīng我wǒ說shuō:此cǐ處chù到dào那nà裡lǐ有yǒu千qiān里lǐ之zhī遙yáo。那nà廂xiāng有yǒu一yí座zuò山shān,名míng喚huàn紫zǐ雲yún山shān。山shān中zhōng有yǒu個gè千qiān花huā洞dòng,洞dòng中zhōng有yǒu位wèi聖shèng賢xián,喚huàn做zuò毘pí藍lán婆pó,他tā能néng降xiáng得dé此cǐ怪guài。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ会huì走zǒu路lù,凭píng他tā多duō远yuǎn,只zhǐ消xiāo半bàn日rì。」女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「你nǐ既jì会huì走zǒu路lù,听tīng我wǒ说shuō:此cǐ处chù到dào那nà里lǐ有yǒu千qiān里lǐ之zhī遥yáo。那nà厢xiāng有yǒu一yí座zuò山shān,名míng唤huàn紫zǐ云yún山shān。山shān中zhōng有yǒu个gè千qiān花huā洞dòng,洞dòng中zhōng有yǒu位wèi圣shèng贤xián,唤huàn做zuò毘pí蓝lán婆pó,他tā能néng降xiáng得dé此cǐ怪guài。」

早不見了

行xíng者zhě道dào:「那nà山shān坐zuò落luò何hé方fāng?卻què從cóng何hé方fāng去qù?」女nǚ子zǐ用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「那nà直zhí南nán上shàng便biàn是shì。」行xíng者zhě回huí頭tóu看kàn時shí,那nà女nǚ子zǐ早zǎo不bú見jiàn了le。行xíng者zhě道dào:「那nà山shān坐zuò落luò何hé方fāng?却què从cóng何hé方fāng去qù?」女nǚ子zǐ用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「那nà直zhí南nán上shàng便biàn是shì。」行xíng者zhě回huí头tóu看kàn时shí,那nà女nǚ子zǐ早zǎo不bú见jiàn了le。

千乞留名

行xíng者zhě慌huāng忙máng禮lǐ拜bài道dào:「是shì那nà位wèi菩pú薩sà?我wǒ弟dì子zǐ鑽zuān昏hūn了le,不bù能néng相xiāng識shí,千qiān乞qǐ留liú名míng,好hǎo謝xiè。」只zhǐ見jiàn那nà半bàn空kōng中zhōng叫jiào道dào:「大dà聖shèng,是shì我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě慌huāng忙máng礼lǐ拜bài道dào:「是shì那nà位wèi菩pú萨sà?我wǒ弟dì子zǐ钻zuān昏hūn了le,不bù能néng相xiāng识shí,千qiān乞qǐ留liú名míng,好hǎo谢xiè。」只zhǐ见jiàn那nà半bàn空kōng中zhōng叫jiào道dào:「大dà圣shèng,是shì我wǒ。」

假做孝婦

行xíng者zhě急jí擡tái頭tóu看kàn處chù,原yuán是shì黎lí山shān老lǎo姆mǔ。趕gǎn至zhì空kōng中zhōng謝xiè道dào:「老lǎo姆mǔ從cóng何hé來lái指zhǐ教jiào我wǒ也yě?」老lǎo姆mǔ道dào:「我wǒ才cái自zì龍lóng華huá會huì上shàng回huí來lái,見jiàn你nǐ師shī父fù有yǒu難nàn,假jiǎ做zuò孝xiào婦fù,借jiè夫fū喪sàng之zhī名míng,免miǎn他tā一yì死sǐ。行xíng者zhě急jí抬tái头tóu看kàn处chù,原yuán是shì黎lí山shān老lǎo姆mǔ。赶gǎn至zhì空kōng中zhōng谢xiè道dào:「老lǎo姆mǔ从cóng何hé来lái指zhǐ教jiào我wǒ也yě?」老lǎo姆mǔ道dào:「我wǒ才cái自zì龙lóng华huá会huì上shàng回huí来lái,见jiàn你nǐ师shī父fù有yǒu难nàn,假jiǎ做zuò孝xiào妇fù,借jiè夫fū丧sàng之zhī名míng,免miǎn他tā一yì死sǐ。

多怪人

你nǐ快kuài去qù請qǐng他tā,但dàn不bù可kě說shuō出chū是shì我wǒ指zhǐ教jiào,那nà聖shèng賢xián有yǒu些xiē多duō怪guài人rén。」你nǐ快kuài去qù请qǐng他tā,但dàn不bù可kě说shuō出chū是shì我wǒ指zhǐ教jiào,那nà圣shèng贤xián有yǒu些xiē多duō怪guài人rén。」

青松遮勝境

行xíng者zhě謝xiè了le,辭cí別bié,把bǎ觔jīn斗dǒu雲yún一yí縱zòng,隨suí到dào紫zǐ雲yún山shān上shàng。按àn定dìng雲yún頭tóu,就jiù見jiàn那nà千qiān花huā洞dòng。那nà洞dòng外wài:行xíng者zhě谢xiè了le,辞cí别bié,把bǎ觔jīn斗dǒu云yún一yí纵zòng,随suí到dào紫zǐ云yún山shān上shàng。按àn定dìng云yún头tóu,就jiù见jiàn那nà千qiān花huā洞dòng。那nà洞dòng外wài:

青qīng松sōng遮zhē勝shèng境jìng,翠cuì柏bǎi繞rào仙xiān居jū。青qīng松sōng遮zhē胜shèng境jìng,翠cuì柏bǎi绕rào仙xiān居jū。
綠lǜ柳liǔ盈yíng山shān道dào,奇qí花huā滿mǎn澗jiàn渠qú。绿lǜ柳liǔ盈yíng山shān道dào,奇qí花huā满mǎn涧jiàn渠qú。
幽鹿步徐徐
香xiāng蘭lán圍wéi石shí屋wū,芳fāng草cǎo映yìng巖yán嵎yú。香xiāng兰lán围wéi石shí屋wū,芳fāng草cǎo映yìng岩yán嵎yú。
流liú水shuǐ連lián溪xī碧bì,雲yún封fēng古gǔ樹shù虛xū。流liú水shuǐ连lián溪xī碧bì,云yún封fēng古gǔ树shù虚xū。
野yě禽qín聲shēng聒guō聒guō,幽yōu鹿lù步bù徐xú徐xú。野yě禽qín声shēng聒guō聒guō,幽yōu鹿lù步bù徐xú徐xú。
修xiū竹zhú枝zhī枝zhī秀xiù,紅hóng梅méi葉yè葉yè舒shū。修xiū竹zhú枝zhī枝zhī秀xiù,红hóng梅méi叶yè叶yè舒shū。
四時無葉落
寒hán鴉yā棲qī古gǔ樹shù,春chūn鳥niǎo噪zào高gāo樗chū。寒hán鸦yā栖qī古gǔ树shù,春chūn鸟niǎo噪zào高gāo樗chū。
夏xià麥mài盈yíng田tián廣guǎng,秋qiū禾hé遍biàn地dì餘yú。夏xià麦mài盈yíng田tián广guǎng,秋qiū禾hé遍biàn地dì余yú。
四sì時shí無wú葉yè落luò,八bā節jié有yǒu花huā如rú。四sì时shí无wú叶yè落luò,八bā节jié有yǒu花huā如rú。
每měi生shēng瑞ruì藹ǎi連lián霄xiāo漢hàn,常cháng放fàng祥xiáng雲yún接jiē太tài虛xū。每měi生shēng瑞ruì蔼ǎi连lián霄xiāo汉hàn,常cháng放fàng祥xiáng云yún接jiē太tài虚xū。
靜靜悄悄

這zhè大dà聖shèng喜xǐ喜xǐ歡huān歡huān走zǒu將jiāng進jìn去qù,一yì程chéng一yì節jié,看kàn不bú盡jìn無wú邊biān的de景jǐng致zhì。直zhí入rù裡lǐ面miàn,更gèng沒méi個gè人rén兒ér,靜jìng靜jìng悄qiǎo悄qiǎo的de,雞jī犬quǎn之zhī聲shēng也yě無wú。心xīn中zhōng暗àn道dào:「這zhè聖shèng賢xián想xiǎng是shì不bú在zài家jiā了le。」这zhè大dà圣shèng喜xǐ喜xǐ欢huān欢huān走zǒu将jiāng进jìn去qù,一yì程chéng一yì节jié,看kàn不bú尽jìn无wú边biān的de景jǐng致zhì。直zhí入rù里lǐ面miàn,更gèng没méi个gè人rén儿ér,静jìng静jìng悄qiǎo悄qiǎo的de,鸡jī犬quǎn之zhī声shēng也yě无wú。心xīn中zhōng暗àn道dào:「这zhè圣shèng贤xián想xiǎng是shì不bú在zài家jiā了le。」

織金袍

又yòu進jìn數shù里lǐ看kàn時shí,見jiàn一yí個gè女nǚ道dào姑gū坐zuò在zài榻tà上shàng。你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú樣yàng:又yòu进jìn数shù里lǐ看kàn时shí,见jiàn一yí个gè女nǚ道dào姑gū坐zuò在zài榻tà上shàng。你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú样yàng:

頭tóu戴dài五wǔ花huā納nà錦jǐn帽mào,身shēn穿chuān一yì領lǐng織zhī金jīn袍páo。头tóu戴dài五wǔ花huā纳nà锦jǐn帽mào,身shēn穿chuān一yì领lǐng织zhī金jīn袍páo。
腳jiǎo踏tà雲yún尖jiān鳳fèng頭tóu履lǚ,腰yāo繫jì攢cuán絲sī雙shuāng穗suì絛tāo。脚jiǎo踏tà云yún尖jiān凤fèng头tóu履lǚ,腰yāo系jì攒cuán丝sī双shuāng穗suì绦tāo。
姓名高
面miàn似sì秋qiū容róng霜shuāng後hòu老lǎo,聲shēng如rú春chūn燕yàn社shè前qián嬌jiāo。面miàn似sì秋qiū容róng霜shuāng后hòu老lǎo,声shēng如rú春chūn燕yàn社shè前qián娇jiāo。
腹fù中zhōng久jiǔ諳ān三sān乘shèng法fǎ,心xīn上shàng常cháng修xiū四sì諦dì饒ráo。腹fù中zhōng久jiǔ谙ān三sān乘shèng法fǎ,心xīn上shàng常cháng修xiū四sì谛dì饶ráo。
悟wù出chū空kōng空kōng真zhēn正zhèng果guǒ,煉liàn成chéng了liǎo了liǎo自zì逍xiāo遙yáo。悟wù出chū空kōng空kōng真zhēn正zhèng果guǒ,炼liàn成chéng了liǎo了liǎo自zì逍xiāo遥yáo。
正zhèng是shì千qiān花huā洞dòng裡lǐ佛fó,毘pí藍lán菩pú薩sà姓xìng名míng高gāo。正zhèng是shì千qiān花huā洞dòng里lǐ佛fó,毘pí蓝lán菩pú萨sà姓xìng名míng高gāo。
合掌回禮

行xíng者zhě止zhǐ不bú住zhù腳jiǎo,近jìn前qián叫jiào道dào:「毘pí藍lán婆pó菩pú薩sà,問wèn訊xùn了le。」那nà菩pú薩sà即jí下xià榻tà,合hé掌zhǎng回huí禮lǐ道dào:「大dà聖shèng,失shī迎yíng了le。你nǐ從cóng那nà裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me就jiù認rèn得dé我wǒ是shì大dà聖shèng?」行xíng者zhě止zhǐ不bú住zhù脚jiǎo,近jìn前qián叫jiào道dào:「毘pí蓝lán婆pó菩pú萨sà,问wèn讯xùn了le。」那nà菩pú萨sà即jí下xià榻tà,合hé掌zhǎng回huí礼lǐ道dào:「大dà圣shèng,失shī迎yíng了le。你nǐ从cóng那nà里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me就jiù认rèn得dé我wǒ是shì大dà圣shèng?」

大鬧天宮

毘pí藍lán婆pó道dào:「你nǐ當dāng年nián大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng時shí,普pǔ地dì裡lǐ傳chuán了le你nǐ的de形xíng像xiàng,誰shuí人rén不bù知zhī,那nà個gè不bù識shí?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì:『好hǎo事shì不bù出chū門mén,惡è事shì傳chuán千qiān里lǐ。』像xiàng我wǒ如rú今jīn皈guī正zhèng佛fó門mén,你nǐ就jiù不bù曉xiǎo的de了le?」毘pí蓝lán婆pó道dào:「你nǐ当dāng年nián大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng时shí,普pǔ地dì里lǐ传chuán了le你nǐ的de形xíng像xiàng,谁shuí人rén不bù知zhī,那nà个gè不bù识shí?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì:『好hǎo事shì不bù出chū门mén,恶è事shì传chuán千qiān里lǐ。』像xiàng我wǒ如rú今jīn皈guī正zhèng佛fó门mén,你nǐ就jiù不bù晓xiǎo的de了le?」

恭喜恭喜

毘pí藍lán道dào:「幾jǐ時shí皈guī正zhèng?恭gōng喜xǐ,恭gōng喜xǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「近jìn能néng脫tuō命mìng,保bǎo師shī父fù唐táng僧sēng上shàng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng,師shī父fù遇yù黃huáng花huā觀guàn道dào士shì,將jiāng毒dú藥yào茶chá藥yào倒dǎo。毘pí蓝lán道dào:「几jǐ时shí皈guī正zhèng?恭gōng喜xǐ,恭gōng喜xǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「近jìn能néng脱tuō命mìng,保bǎo师shī父fù唐táng僧sēng上shàng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng,师shī父fù遇yù黄huáng花huā观guàn道dào士shì,将jiāng毒dú药yào茶chá药yào倒dǎo。

三百餘年

我wǒ與yǔ那nà廝sī賭dǔ鬥dòu,他tā就jiù放fàng金jīn光guāng罩zhào住zhù我wǒ,是shì我wǒ使shǐ神shén通tōng走zǒu脫tuō了le。聞wén菩pú薩sà能néng滅miè他tā的de金jīn光guāng,特tè來lái拜bài請qǐng。」菩pú薩sà道dào:「是shì誰shuí與yǔ你nǐ說shuō的de?我wǒ自zì赴fù了le盂yú蘭lán會huì,到dào今jīn三sān百bǎi餘yú年nián,不bù曾céng出chū門mén。我wǒ与yǔ那nà厮sī赌dǔ斗dòu,他tā就jiù放fàng金jīn光guāng罩zhào住zhù我wǒ,是shì我wǒ使shǐ神shén通tōng走zǒu脱tuō了le。闻wén菩pú萨sà能néng灭miè他tā的de金jīn光guāng,特tè来lái拜bài请qǐng。」菩pú萨sà道dào:「是shì谁shuí与yǔ你nǐ说shuō的de?我wǒ自zì赴fù了le盂yú兰lán会huì,到dào今jīn三sān百bǎi余yú年nián,不bù曾céng出chū门mén。

隱姓埋名

我wǒ隱yǐn姓xìng埋mái名míng,更gèng無wú一yì人rén得dé知zhī,你nǐ卻què怎zěn麼me知zhī道dào?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì個gè地dì裡lǐ鬼guǐ,不bù管guǎn那nà裡lǐ,自zì家jiā都dōu會huì訪fǎng著zháo。」毘pí藍lán道dào:「也yě罷bà,也yě罷bà。我wǒ本běn當dāng不bú去qù,奈nài蒙méng大dà聖shèng下xià臨lín,不bù可kě滅miè了le求qiú經jīng之zhī善shàn,我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù來lái。」我wǒ隐yǐn姓xìng埋mái名míng,更gèng无wú一yì人rén得dé知zhī,你nǐ却què怎zěn么me知zhī道dào?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì个gè地dì里lǐ鬼guǐ,不bù管guǎn那nà里lǐ,自zì家jiā都dōu会huì访fǎng着zháo。」毘pí蓝lán道dào:「也yě罢bà,也yě罢bà。我wǒ本běn当dāng不bú去qù,奈nài蒙méng大dà圣shèng下xià临lín,不bù可kě灭miè了le求qiú经jīng之zhī善shàn,我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù来lái。」

繡花針兒

行xíng者zhě稱chēng謝xiè了le,道dào:「我wǒ忒tè無wú知zhī,擅shàn自zì催cuī促cù。但dàn不bù知zhī曾céng帶dài甚shén麼me兵bīng器qì?」菩pú薩sà道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn兒ér,能néng破pò那nà廝sī。」行xíng者zhě忍rěn不bú住zhù道dào:「老lǎo姆mǔ誤wù了le我wǒ,早zǎo知zhī是shì繡xiù花huā針zhēn,不bù須xū勞láo你nǐ,就jiù問wèn老lǎo孫sūn要yào一yí擔dàn也yě是shì有yǒu的de。」行xíng者zhě称chēng谢xiè了le,道dào:「我wǒ忒tè无wú知zhī,擅shàn自zì催cuī促cù。但dàn不bù知zhī曾céng带dài甚shén么me兵bīng器qì?」菩pú萨sà道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn儿ér,能néng破pò那nà厮sī。」行xíng者zhě忍rěn不bú住zhù道dào:「老lǎo姆mǔ误wù了le我wǒ,早zǎo知zhī是shì绣xiù花huā针zhēn,不bù须xū劳láo你nǐ,就jiù问wèn老lǎo孙sūn要yào一yí担dàn也yě是shì有yǒu的de。」

昴日星官

毘pí藍lán道dào:「你nǐ那nà繡xiù花huā針zhēn,無wú非fēi是shì鋼gāng鐵tiě金jīn針zhēn,用yòng不bù得de。我wǒ這zhè寶bǎo貝bèi,非fēi鋼gāng非fēi鐵tiě非fēi金jīn,乃nǎi我wǒ小xiǎo兒ér日rì眼yǎn裡lǐ煉liàn成chéng的de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「令lìng郎láng是shì誰shuí?」毘pí藍lán道dào:「小xiǎo兒ér乃nǎi昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。」行xíng者zhě驚jīng駭hài不bù已yǐ。毘pí蓝lán道dào:「你nǐ那nà绣xiù花huā针zhēn,无wú非fēi是shì钢gāng铁tiě金jīn针zhēn,用yòng不bù得de。我wǒ这zhè宝bǎo贝bèi,非fēi钢gāng非fēi铁tiě非fēi金jīn,乃nǎi我wǒ小xiǎo儿ér日rì眼yǎn里lǐ炼liàn成chéng的de。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「令lìng郎láng是shì谁shuí?」毘pí蓝lán道dào:「小xiǎo儿ér乃nǎi昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。」行xíng者zhě惊jīng骇hài不bù已yǐ。

破了金光

早zǎo望wàng見jiàn金jīn光guāng艷yàn艷yàn,即jí回huí向xiàng毘pí藍lán道dào:「金jīn光guāng處chù便biàn是shì黃huáng花huā觀guàn也yě。」毘pí藍lán隨suí於yú衣yī領lǐng裡lǐ取qǔ出chū一yí個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn,似sì眉méi毛máo粗cū細xì,有yǒu五wǔ六liù分fēn長cháng短duǎn,拈niān在zài手shǒu,望wàng空kōng拋pāo去qù。少shǎo時shí間jiān,響xiǎng一yì聲shēng,破pò了le金jīn光guāng。早zǎo望wàng见jiàn金jīn光guāng艳yàn艳yàn,即jí回huí向xiàng毘pí蓝lán道dào:「金jīn光guāng处chù便biàn是shì黄huáng花huā观guàn也yě。」毘pí蓝lán随suí于yú衣yī领lǐng里lǐ取qǔ出chū一yí个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn,似sì眉méi毛máo粗cū细xì,有yǒu五wǔ六liù分fēn长cháng短duǎn,拈niān在zài手shǒu,望wàng空kōng抛pāo去qù。少shǎo时shí间jiān,响xiǎng一yì声shēng,破pò了le金jīn光guāng。

尋針尋針

行xíng者zhě喜xǐ道dào:「菩pú薩sà,妙miào哉zāi,妙miào哉zāi!尋xún針zhēn,尋xún針zhēn。」毘pí藍lán托tuō在zài手shǒu掌zhǎng內nèi道dào:「這zhè不bú是shì?」行xíng者zhě卻què同tóng按àn下xià雲yún頭tóu,走zǒu入rù觀guàn裡lǐ,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà道dào士shì合hé了le眼yǎn,不bù能néng舉jǔ步bù。行xíng者zhě喜xǐ道dào:「菩pú萨sà,妙miào哉zāi,妙miào哉zāi!寻xún针zhēn,寻xún针zhēn。」毘pí蓝lán托tuō在zài手shǒu掌zhǎng内nèi道dào:「这zhè不bú是shì?」行xíng者zhě却què同tóng按àn下xià云yún头tóu,走zǒu入rù观guàn里lǐ,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà道dào士shì合hé了le眼yǎn,不bù能néng举jǔ步bù。

裝瞎子

行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè潑pō怪guài裝zhuāng瞎xiā子zi哩li。」耳ěr朵duo裡lǐ取qǔ出chū棒bàng來lái就jiù打dǎ。毘pí藍lán扯chě住zhù道dào:「大dà聖shèng莫mò打dǎ,且qiě看kàn你nǐ師shī父fù去qù。」行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè泼pō怪guài装zhuāng瞎xiā子zi哩li。」耳ěr朵duo里lǐ取qǔ出chū棒bàng来lái就jiù打dǎ。毘pí蓝lán扯chě住zhù道dào:「大dà圣shèng莫mò打dǎ,且qiě看kàn你nǐ师shī父fù去qù。」

積個陰德

行xíng者zhě徑jìng至zhì後hòu面miàn客kè位wèi裡lǐ看kàn時shí,他tā三sān人rén都dōu睡shuì在zài地dì上shàng吐tù痰tán吐tù沫mò哩li。行xíng者zhě垂chuí淚lèi道dào:「卻què怎zěn麼me好hǎo?卻què怎zěn麼me好hǎo?」毘pí藍lán道dào:「大dà聖shèng莫mò悲bēi。也yě是shì我wǒ今jīn日rì出chū門mén一yì場cháng,索suǒ性xìng積jī個gè陰yīn德dé。行xíng者zhě径jìng至zhì后hòu面miàn客kè位wèi里lǐ看kàn时shí,他tā三sān人rén都dōu睡shuì在zài地dì上shàng吐tù痰tán吐tù沫mò哩li。行xíng者zhě垂chuí泪lèi道dào:「却què怎zěn么me好hǎo?却què怎zěn么me好hǎo?」毘pí蓝lán道dào:「大dà圣shèng莫mò悲bēi。也yě是shì我wǒ今jīn日rì出chū门mén一yì场cháng,索suǒ性xìng积jī个gè阴yīn德dé。

解毒丹

我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ有yǒu解jiě毒dú丹dān,送sòng你nǐ三sān丸wán。」行xíng者zhě轉zhuǎn身shēn拜bài求qiú。那nà菩pú薩sà袖xiù中zhōng取qǔ出chū一yí個gè破pò紙zhǐ包bāo兒ér,內nèi將jiāng三sān粒lì紅hóng丸wán子zi遞dì與yǔ行xíng者zhě,教jiào放fàng入rù口kǒu裡lǐ。我wǒ这zhè里lǐ有yǒu解jiě毒dú丹dān,送sòng你nǐ三sān丸wán。」行xíng者zhě转zhuǎn身shēn拜bài求qiú。那nà菩pú萨sà袖xiù中zhōng取qǔ出chū一yí个gè破pò纸zhǐ包bāo儿ér,内nèi将jiāng三sān粒lì红hóng丸wán子zi递dì与yǔ行xíng者zhě,教jiào放fàng入rù口kǒu里lǐ。

得了性命

行xíng者zhě把bǎ藥yào扳bān開kāi他tā們men牙yá關guān,每měi人rén揌sāi了le一yì丸wán。須xū臾yú,藥yào味wèi入rù腹fù,便biàn就jiù一yì齊qí嘔ǒu噦yuě,遂suì吐tù出chū毒dú味wèi,得dé了le性xìng命mìng。那nà八bā戒jiè先xiān爬pá起qǐ道dào:「悶mèn殺shā我wǒ也yě。」三sān藏zàng、沙shā僧sēng俱jù醒xǐng了le道dào:「好hǎo暈yūn也yě。」行xíng者zhě把bǎ药yào扳bān开kāi他tā们men牙yá关guān,每měi人rén揌sāi了le一yì丸wán。须xū臾yú,药yào味wèi入rù腹fù,便biàn就jiù一yì齐qí呕ǒu哕yuě,遂suì吐tù出chū毒dú味wèi,得dé了le性xìng命mìng。那nà八bā戒jiè先xiān爬pá起qǐ道dào:「闷mèn杀shā我wǒ也yě。」三sān藏zàng、沙shā僧sēng俱jù醒xǐng了le道dào:「好hǎo晕yūn也yě。」

快都來拜謝

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ們men那nà茶chá裡lǐ中zhòng了le毒dú了le。虧kuī這zhè毘pí藍lán菩pú薩sà搭dā救jiù,快kuài都dōu來lái拜bài謝xiè。」三sān藏zàng欠qiàn身shēn整zhěng衣yī謝xiè了le。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ们men那nà茶chá里lǐ中zhòng了le毒dú了le。亏kuī这zhè毘pí蓝lán菩pú萨sà搭dā救jiù,快kuài都dōu来lái拜bài谢xiè。」三sān藏zàng欠qiàn身shēn整zhěng衣yī谢xiè了le。

定是妖精

八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī兄xiōng,那nà道dào士shì在zài那nà裡lǐ?等děng我wǒ問wèn他tā一yí問wèn,為wèi何hé這zhè般bān害hài我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě把bǎ蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng上shàng項xiàng事shì說shuō了le一yí遍biàn。八bā戒jiè發fā狠hěn道dào:「這zhè廝sī既jì與yǔ蜘zhī蛛zhū為wéi姊zǐ妹mèi,定dìng是shì妖yāo精jīng。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī兄xiōng,那nà道dào士shì在zài那nà里lǐ?等děng我wǒ问wèn他tā一yí问wèn,为wèi何hé这zhè般bān害hài我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě把bǎ蜘zhī蛛zhū精jīng上shàng项xiàng事shì说shuō了le一yí遍biàn。八bā戒jiè发fā狠hěn道dào:「这zhè厮sī既jì与yǔ蜘zhī蛛zhū为wéi姊zǐ妹mèi,定dìng是shì妖yāo精jīng。」

看守門戶

行xíng者zhě指zhǐ道dào:「他tā在zài那nà殿diàn外wài立lì定dìng裝zhuāng瞎xiā子zi哩li。」八bā戒jiè拿ná鈀pá就jiù築zhù,又yòu被bèi毘pí藍lán止zhǐ住zhù道dào:「天tiān蓬péng息xī怒nù。大dà聖shèng知zhī我wǒ洞dòng裡lǐ無wú人rén,待dài我wǒ收shōu他tā去qù看kān守shǒu門mén戶hù也yě。」行xíng者zhě指zhǐ道dào:「他tā在zài那nà殿diàn外wài立lì定dìng装zhuāng瞎xiā子zi哩li。」八bā戒jiè拿ná钯pá就jiù筑zhù,又yòu被bèi毘pí蓝lán止zhǐ住zhù道dào:「天tiān蓬péng息xī怒nù。大dà圣shèng知zhī我wǒ洞dòng里lǐ无wú人rén,待dài我wǒ收shōu他tā去qù看kān守shǒu门mén户hù也yě。」

大蜈蚣精

行xíng者zhě道dào:「感gǎn蒙méng大dà德dé,豈qǐ不bú奉fèng承chéng。但dàn只zhǐ是shì教jiào他tā現xiàn本běn像xiàng,我wǒ們men看kàn看kàn。」毘pí藍lán道dào:「容róng易yì。」即jí上shàng前qián用yòng手shǒu一yì指zhǐ,那nà道dào士shì撲pū的de倒dǎo在zài塵chén埃āi,現xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,乃nǎi是shì一yì條tiáo七qī尺chǐ長cháng短duǎn的de大dà蜈wú蚣gōng精jīng。毘pí藍lán使shǐ小xiǎo指zhǐ頭tóu挑tiǎo起qǐ,駕jià祥xiáng雲yún,徑jìng轉zhuǎn千qiān花huā洞dòng去qù。行xíng者zhě道dào:「感gǎn蒙méng大dà德dé,岂qǐ不bú奉fèng承chéng。但dàn只zhǐ是shì教jiào他tā现xiàn本běn像xiàng,我wǒ们men看kàn看kàn。」毘pí蓝lán道dào:「容róng易yì。」即jí上shàng前qián用yòng手shǒu一yì指zhǐ,那nà道dào士shì扑pū的de倒dǎo在zài尘chén埃āi,现xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,乃nǎi是shì一yì条tiáo七qī尺chǐ长cháng短duǎn的de大dà蜈wú蚣gōng精jīng。毘pí蓝lán使shǐ小xiǎo指zhǐ头tóu挑tiǎo起qǐ,驾jià祥xiáng云yún,径jìng转zhuǎn千qiān花huā洞dòng去qù。

這媽媽兒

八bā戒jiè打dǎ仰yǎng道dào:「這zhè媽mā媽ma兒ér卻què也yě利lì害hài,怎zěn麼me就jiù降xiáng這zhè般bān惡è物wù?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ問wèn他tā有yǒu甚shén兵bīng器qì破pò他tā金jīn光guāng,他tā道dào有yǒu個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn兒ér,是shì他tā兒ér子zi在zài日rì眼yǎn裡lǐ煉liàn的de。八bā戒jiè打dǎ仰yǎng道dào:「这zhè妈mā妈ma儿ér却què也yě利lì害hài,怎zěn么me就jiù降xiáng这zhè般bān恶è物wù?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ问wèn他tā有yǒu甚shén兵bīng器qì破pò他tā金jīn光guāng,他tā道dào有yǒu个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn儿ér,是shì他tā儿ér子zi在zài日rì眼yǎn里lǐ炼liàn的de。

是個母雞

及jí問wèn他tā令lìng郎láng是shì誰shuí,他tā道dào是shì昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。我wǒ想xiǎng昴mǎo日rì星xīng是shì隻zhī公gōng雞jī,這zhè老lǎo媽mā媽ma必bì定dìng是shì個gè母mǔ雞jī。雞jī最zuì能néng降xiáng蜈wú蚣gōng,所suǒ以yǐ能néng收shōu伏fú也yě。」及jí问wèn他tā令lìng郎láng是shì谁shuí,他tā道dào是shì昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。我wǒ想xiǎng昴mǎo日rì星xīng是shì只zhī公gōng鸡jī,这zhè老lǎo妈mā妈ma必bì定dìng是shì个gè母mǔ鸡jī。鸡jī最zuì能néng降xiáng蜈wú蚣gōng,所suǒ以yǐ能néng收shōu伏fú也yě。」

頂禮不盡

三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán,頂dǐng禮lǐ不bú盡jìn。教jiào:「徒tú弟dì們men,收shōu拾shí去qù罷bà。」那nà沙shā僧sēng即jí在zài裡lǐ面miàn尋xún了le些xiē米mǐ糧liáng,安ān排pái了le些xiē齋zhāi,俱jù飽bǎo餐cān一yí頓dùn。牽qiān馬mǎ挑tiāo擔dàn,請qǐng師shī父fù出chū門mén。三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán,顶dǐng礼lǐ不bú尽jìn。教jiào:「徒tú弟dì们men,收shōu拾shí去qù罢bà。」那nà沙shā僧sēng即jí在zài里lǐ面miàn寻xún了le些xiē米mǐ粮liáng,安ān排pái了le些xiē斋zhāi,俱jù饱bǎo餐cān一yí顿dùn。牵qiān马mǎ挑tiāo担dàn,请qǐng师shī父fù出chū门mén。

燒得煨燼

行xíng者zhě從cóng他tā廚chú中zhōng放fàng了le一yì把bǎ火huǒ,把bǎ一yí座zuò觀guàn霎shà時shí燒shāo得de煨wēi燼jìn,卻què拽yè步bù長cháng行xíng。正zhèng是shì:行xíng者zhě从cóng他tā厨chú中zhōng放fàng了le一yì把bǎ火huǒ,把bǎ一yí座zuò观guàn霎shà时shí烧shāo得de煨wēi烬jìn,却què拽yè步bù长cháng行xíng。正zhèng是shì:

唐táng僧sēng得dé命mìng感gǎn毘pí藍lán,了liǎo性xìng消xiāo除chú多duō目mù怪guài。唐táng僧sēng得dé命mìng感gǎn毘pí蓝lán,了liǎo性xìng消xiāo除chú多duō目mù怪guài。
下回分解

畢bì竟jìng向xiàng前qián去qù還hái有yǒu甚shén麼me事shì體tǐ,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng向xiàng前qián去qù还hái有yǒu甚shén么me事shì体tǐ,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 Three Red Dates

We tell now how the Great Sage Sun, steadying the Tang Monk, hurried with Eight Rules and Sha Monk up onto the highroad and pressed straight on westward. Before half a while had passed they came of a sudden on a place where towers rose tier upon tier and halls stood up in majesty. The Tang Monk reined in his horse. “Disciples,” he said, “look there — what sort of place is that?” Pilgrim raised his head to look, and all at once he saw:

Hills ring the towers; a stream winds round the terrace. Before the gate mixed trees stand thick and dark; beyond the walls wild flowers breathe rich and bright. White egrets roost among the willows, for all the world like flawless jade in mist; Yellow orioles warble within the peach trees — gold, rather, that keeps its colour in the fire. Wild deer, two by two, tread the green sedge at their ease, all care forgotten; Mountain birds, pair by pair, call to one another in flight, high in the red treetops. Truly this is the Tiantai grotto of Liu and Ruan; no less, indeed, than the immortals' home at Langyuan.

“Master,” Pilgrim reported back, “that place is no nobleman's mansion, nor is it some rich family's house. It looks more like a convent or an abbey, a religious house of one sort or another. We shall know for certain when we get there.” At these words Tripitaka laid on the whip and urged his horse forward. Master and disciples came up to the gate and looked. Set into it was a slab of stone, and on the slab three characters: Yellow Flower Abbey. Tripitaka dismounted. “A Yellow Flower Abbey is a Daoist's house,” said Eight Rules. “It would do no harm to step in and pay the man a call. His cap and gown are not ours, but the practice is the same.” “Well said,” agreed Sha Monk. “For one thing, we go in and see the sights; for another, it will do to get the animals unloaded. And if it is convenient, they can set out a little vegetarian food for our master.”

The elder took their advice, and the four of them went in together. There on the inner gate they saw a pair of spring couplets:

Yellow sprout and white snow, a mansion of immortals; Jasper grass and jade blossom, the house of a feathered adept.

Pilgrim laughed. “This is one of your thatch-burning, drug-cooking Daoists — the sort who fiddles with a stove and lugs a pot about.” Tripitaka gave him a pinch. “Mind your tongue. Mind your tongue. We are not acquainted with the man, and we are no kin of his. Either way it is a short call — what business is he of ours?” Before he had finished speaking they were through the inner gate, and there they saw the main hall shut fast, and under the eastern gallery a Daoist sitting rolling pills. Look how he was got up:

On his head, a blazing red cap inlaid with gold; on his body, a robe of deepest black; on his feet, a pair of cloud-toed shoes in vivid green; at his waist, a streaming yellow Lü Gong sash. A face like a melon cast in iron, eyes like bright stars. The bridge of his nose high and large, in the manner of a Hui; his lips turned out and open, like a Tatar's. One whole expanse of Daoist heart with thunder hidden rolling inside it — a true feathered adept, tamer of tigers and subduer of dragons.

Tripitaka saw him and called out in a loud voice, “Venerable Immortal! This poor monk pays his respects.” The Daoist jerked his head up, and the sight of them gave him a start. He dropped the pill in his hand, pressed his hairpin straight, smoothed down his robe, and came down the steps to meet them. “Venerable Master! Forgive me for not coming out to you. Please step inside and be seated.” The elder went up into the hall, well pleased. They pushed the door open and saw the holy images of the Three Pure Ones, and on the altar table a censer and incense. At once he took up incense, set it in the censer, made three circuits of obeisance, and only then exchanged bows with the Daoist. Then he went through to the guest seats and sat down with his disciples, while the Daoist called hurriedly for the immortal lads to bring tea. There were two young lads on hand, and in they went to the back — hunting out the tea tray, washing the cups, wiping the spoons, laying out the sweetmeats — bustling about in such a hurry that they roused those several old enemies.

Now as it happened, the seven women-monsters of Gossamer Cave and this Daoist had learned their arts in the same hall. Ever since they had put their old clothes back on and called out their sons, they had come straight here. They were at the back cutting out clothes when they suddenly caught sight of the lad fetching tea, and asked, “Boy — what guests have arrived, that you are in such a scramble?” “Four monks came in just now,” said the lad, “and the master told me to serve tea.” “Was there a fat white monk?” asked the woman-monster. “There was.” “And one with a long snout and big ears?” “There was.” “Go and hand the tea round, quickly,” she said, “and throw your master a look. Have him come in here — I have something urgent to say to him.” Sure enough, the lad carried out five cups of tea. The Daoist drew his robe together, took up a cup in both hands and presented it to Tripitaka, and after that to Eight Rules, Sha Monk and Pilgrim. The tea done, the cups were cleared. The lad threw him a look, and the Daoist half rose from his seat. “Gentlemen, please keep your places.” He told the boy, “Set down the tea tray and keep our guests company. I shall just step out and be back directly.” At this the elder and his disciples, with the one young lad, went out onto the hall to look about — of which no more for now.

The Daoist walked into the abbot's chamber, and there he found seven women all kneeling together. “Elder brother! Elder brother!” they cried. “Hear one word from your little sisters.” The Daoist put out a hand to raise them up. “When you came this morning you had something to say to me. As it happened I was rolling pills today, and this particular drug must not be seen by women — which is why I gave you no answer. And now there are guests outside as well. If you have something to say, let it keep and we shall talk at leisure.” “We beg to report, elder brother,” said the monsters. “This business is entirely on account of the guests' arrival; only now do we dare tell it. If the guests go, then telling you will be no use at all.” The Daoist laughed. “Listen to my worthy sisters talk! Why should it be only because guests have come that you will speak? Have you gone quite mad? Never mind that I am one of those who cultivate immortality in quiet and purity — even an ordinary layman, with a wife and children, old and young, and household business to attend to, would wait until his guests had gone before dealing with it. How can you be so ill-mannered, making a public show of me? Now let me get out there.” The monsters all took hold of him at once. “Elder brother, curb your anger. Let us just ask you — those guests out in front, where have they come from?” The Daoist pulled a sour face and made no answer. “Just now the boy came in for the tea,” said the monsters, “and we heard him say they were four monks.” “And what if they are monks?” said the Daoist crossly. “Four monks, and among them one with a pale fat face, and one with a long snout and big ears. Elder brother, did you ever ask them where they had come from?” “There are indeed those two among them,” said the Daoist. “How do you know? You must have seen them somewhere?”

“Elder brother,” said the women, “you do not know the ins and outs of this. Those monks were sent by the Tang court to fetch the scriptures in the West. This morning they came to our cave to beg a meal, and the truth is your little sisters had heard the Tang Monk's name and took him.” “And what did you take him for?” said the Daoist. “We have long heard it said that the Tang Monk is the true body of ten lifetimes of cultivation, and that anyone who eats a single piece of his flesh will lengthen his years and live long. That is why we took him. Then that monk with the long snout and the big ears cornered us in the Filth-Cleansing Spring — first he made off with our clothes, then he showed off his arts and forced his way into bathing with us, and we could not stop him. “He jumped into the water, turned himself into a catfish, and went darting in and out between our legs, meaning to work some lewd trick on us. The creature is shameless through and through. Then he sprang out of the water and showed his own shape again; and when he saw we would not give in to him, he took up a nine-toothed muckrake and made to take our lives. “If we had not had some wits about us we should have died at his hands, and so we fled, trembling, for our lives. We also sent your foolish nephews to fight him, and we do not know whether they are alive or dead. We have come expressly to throw ourselves on you, elder brother, and we hope that for the sake of our old fellowship at the same window you will be the one to avenge us today.”

Hearing this, the Daoist was seized with anger and resentment, and his voice and face changed. “So the monk is as ill-mannered as that — as shameless as that. Set your minds at rest, all of you. Leave me to deal with him.” The women thanked him. “Elder brother, if you go to it, let us all come and help you beat him.” “No need to strike him,” said the Daoist. “No need to strike him. As the common saying has it: strike a blow and you sink three parts. Come with me, all of you.” The women followed close on either side of him. He went into a room, fetched a ladder, passed round behind the bed, climbed to the roof-beam and brought down a small leather box. The box stood some eight cùn high, a chǐ or so long and four cùn across, with a small brass lock fastening it. From his sleeve he at once drew a square of goose-yellow silk handkerchief, and tied to its fringe was a small key. He opened the lock and brought out a packet of medicine. And this medicine was:

Droppings of a hundred birds out of the hills, swept up and heaped to a thousand catties. Boiled up then in a copper pot, decocted at an even heat. A thousand catties boiled down to a single ladle; one ladle refined to three fēn. Three fēn must then be fried, calcined again and smoked again. So is this poison made, precious as treasure and gem. And should you taste the savour of it, it enters the mouth and you meet King Yama.

“Sisters,” said the Daoist to the seven women, “this treasure of mine — give it to an ordinary man and one lí is all it takes; it reaches the belly and he is dead. Give it to an immortal and three lí will finish him. These monks, I dare say, have some attainment of their own, so three lí will be wanted. Fetch the scales, quickly.” One of the women snatched up a steelyard. “Weigh out one fēn two lí,” she said, “and divide it into four portions.” Then he took twelve red dates, pinched each one a little open, stuffed in a lí apiece, and shared them out among four tea cups; and with two black dates he made up another cup, set the whole lot out on a tray, and said to the women, “Let me go and question them. If they are not from the Tang, we let it be; but if they are from the Tang, I shall call for the tea to be changed, and you are to have the boys carry this tea out. One drink and every one of them dies, your grievance is avenged and your vexation resolved.” The seven women were grateful beyond measure.

The Daoist changed his gown, all ceremony and humility, and went out to invite the Tang Monk and the others back to the guest seats. “Venerable Master, do not take it amiss. I was just at the back telling my boys to pick a few greens and turnips and set out a vegetarian meal for you, which is why I left you.” “This poor monk has come to call empty-handed,” said Tripitaka. “How should I presume to trouble you for a meal?” The Daoist smiled. “You and I are both of us men who have left the household. Wherever we see a temple gate there are three shēng of stipend grain waiting. Why speak of empty hands? May I ask, venerable master — from what precious mountain? And on what business here?” “This poor monk,” said Tripitaka, “was sent by the Tang court of the Eastern Land to the Great Thunderclap Monastery in the West, to fetch the scriptures. We were just passing your immortal palace and came in with all sincerity to pay our respects.” At these words the Daoist's whole face bloomed. “Venerable master, you are a Buddha of loyalty and great virtue! This humble Daoist did not know, and failed to come out and meet you at a distance. Forgive me, forgive me.” He called out, “Boy! Go and change the tea, quickly — and get the meal seen to at the same time.” The boy went in, and the women beckoned him over. “There is good tea ready here,” they said. “Take it out.” And sure enough, the boy carried out five cups of tea. The Daoist hurriedly took up in both hands a cup with red dates in it and presented it to the Tang Monk. Seeing that Eight Rules had the biggest frame, he took him for the senior disciple; and Sha Monk for the second; and seeing that Pilgrim was small in build, took him for the third. And so it was only the fourth cup that was handed to Pilgrim.

Pilgrim's eye was sharp. He took his cup, and had already seen that the one left on the tray had two black dates in it. “Sir,” he said, “let me swap cups with you.” The Daoist laughed. “I shall not deceive you, elder — a poor Daoist here in the wild hills is not always stocked with tea-sweets. I was just now at the back looking for fruit myself, and there were only these twelve red dates, enough to make four cups for you. And I could hardly sit with you drinking nothing, so I made up a cup with two inferior dates to keep you company. This is only my humble respect for you.” Pilgrim laughed. “What kind of talk is that? As the ancients said: at home, is that poverty? It is poverty on the road that kills a man. You are a man with a home. How can you talk of being poor? It is people like us, monks who go on foot, who are the truly poor. Let me swap with you. Let me swap with you.” Tripitaka heard this and said, “Wukong, the immortal gentleman means it kindly to his guests. Drink it, and have done. What is there to change?” Pilgrim, having no choice, took the cup in his left hand, covered it with his right, and watched them.

Now Eight Rules was hungry for one thing and thirsty for another, and his gullet was a large one to start with. Seeing three red dates in his cup, he picked them up and swallowed the lot down into his belly at a gulp. His master ate too. Sha Monk ate too. In a moment Eight Rules's face changed colour, Sha Monk's eyes streamed with tears, and froth came from the Tang Monk's mouth. None of them could stay upright, and they fainted and fell to the ground. The Great Sage knew at once it was poison. He raised the cup in his hand and hurled it full in the Daoist's face. The Daoist threw up his gown-sleeve to fend it off, and with a clang the cup fell and smashed to powder. “You monk!” said the Daoist furiously. “What an utter boor! How dare you fling down my cup?” “You animal!” swore Pilgrim back. “Look at those three of mine — what do you call that? What have I to do with you, that you should drug my people down with poisoned tea?” “You coarse animal,” said the Daoist, “you have brought this trouble down on yourself. Can you really not know it?” “We had only just come in at your door,” said Pilgrim. “We had barely settled who sat where and said where we were from. Not one sharp word had passed. What trouble have we blundered into?” “Did you ever beg a meal at Gossamer Cave?” said the Daoist. “Did you ever bathe at the Filth-Cleansing Spring?” “The Filth-Cleansing Spring is where those seven women-monsters are,” said Pilgrim. “Since you bring that up, you must have been carrying on with them, and you must be a monster yourself. Don't run — take my cudgel.” Splendid Great Sage! He felt in his ear and drew out the gold-banded cudgel, gave it a shake till it was as thick as a bowl, and struck full at the Daoist's face; and the Daoist twisted aside in haste and drew a precious sword to meet him.

The two of them cursed and struck at each other, and the noise soon roused the women-monsters inside. The seven of them came swarming out. “Elder brother, don't trouble yourself,” they called. “Let your little sisters take him.” Pilgrim, seeing this, grew angrier still. He swung the iron cudgel in both hands, let loose his whole repertoire, and went rolling in among them, laying about him. The seven of them threw open their robes, thrust out their snow-white bellies, and worked a spell from their navels: out gushed silk cords in a rush, building up a canopy of heaven that covered Pilgrim over underneath it. Pilgrim, seeing things were going badly, turned over at once, spoke a spell, turned a somersault, and with a bang burst through the canopy and was gone. Holding his temper, he stood sullenly in the air and looked, and saw the monsters' silk cords glittering, running back and forth in lines, warp and weft as though from a shuttle. In no time at all the towers and halls of the Yellow Flower Abbey were covered over beyond all trace. “Formidable,” said Pilgrim. “Formidable. Just as well I did not fall into their hands. No wonder Zhu Eight Rules took so many falls. What is to be done about a thing like this? And my master and my brothers have been struck by poison on top of it. This gang of monsters is of one mind together, and I still do not know what they are. I had better go and ask the local earth god again.”

Splendid Great Sage! He pressed his cloud down, made the finger-sign, spoke the syllable Om, and had the old earth god hauled up before him once more. Trembling, the god knelt at the roadside and knocked his head on the ground. “Great Sage — you went off to rescue your master. Why have you come back?” “This morning I rescued my master,” said Pilgrim, “and we had not gone far when we came on a Yellow Flower Abbey. My master and I went in to have a look round, and the abbot came out to meet us. We had barely got talking when he drugged my master and the others down with poisoned tea. By luck I did not drink mine, so I set about him with the cudgel. But then he brought up the business of begging a meal at Gossamer Cave and bathing at the Filth-Cleansing Spring, and I knew at once the fellow was a monster. We had only just come to blows when those seven women ran out and spat out silk cords, and old Sun had the sense to get away. “I reckon that since you are the god in these parts you must know their provenance. What sort of monsters are they? Tell me straight and save yourself a beating.” The earth god knocked his head. “Those monsters came here less than ten years ago. It was only after an inspection three years ago that I made out their true shape, and they are seven spider spirits. The cords they spit out are spider silk.” Pilgrim heard this and was hugely pleased. “By your account, then, this is a small matter. That being so, you may go back. Leave me to work a spell and subdue them.” The earth god knocked his head and went.

Pilgrim went round to the outside of the Yellow Flower Abbey, stripped seventy hairs off his tail, blew an immortal breath on them and cried, “Change!” and at once they became seventy little Pilgrims; then he blew an immortal breath on the gold-banded cudgel too and cried, “Change!” and it became seventy-one two-pronged forked staves. He gave one to each little Pilgrim and kept one himself, and standing outside they wound the silk cords onto the forks, put out their strength together at a work-chant, wound the cords right through, and each of them wound up ten catties and more. And out from inside they dragged seven spiders, each with a body a good basket-measure in size. One after another they drew in their legs and hunched their heads, crying only, “Spare us! Spare us!” By now the seventy little Pilgrims had the seven spiders pinned and were in no mood to let go. “Don't kill them yet,” said Pilgrim. “Just make them give me back my master and my brothers.” The monsters cried out shrilly, “Elder brother! Give him back his Tang Monk and save our lives!” The Daoist came running out from inside. “Sisters — I mean to eat the Tang Monk. I cannot save you.” Pilgrim heard that and blazed up. “Since you will not give me back my master, then look what becomes of your sisters.” Splendid Great Sage! He shook the forked staff, and it was one iron cudgel again; he raised it in both hands and beat the seven spider spirits to a pulp. Then he gave his tail a shake or two, took back the hairs, and swinging the cudgel alone charged inside to attack the Daoist. The Daoist, seeing his fellow students beaten to death, could not bear it, and in a rage raised his sword to meet him. In this bout each nursed his own fury, and each unfolded his full powers. And what a fight it was:

The monster swung his precious sword, the Great Sage raised his gold band. All for the sake of Tripitaka of Tang, and seven women have died for it first. Now they unfold hands fit to govern a state, showing their power, working their arts, parading like the palace guard. The Great Sage's divine light was mighty, the monster-immortal's nerve was coarse and bold. His whole repertoire like flowered brocade, his two hands shifting like a windlass. Clash and clatter of sword and staff. Bleak and dim the wild clouds drift. Cutting words, laid schemes, a coming and a going like a painted scene. They fought till the wind roared and sand flew and wolves and tigers took fright, till heaven darkened, earth dimmed, and the Dipper stars were gone.

The Daoist fought the Great Sage through fifty or sixty bouts and gradually felt his hands go weak. All at once his sinews slackened, and he undid his belt, and with a sudden rip he threw off his black gown. Pilgrim laughed. “My boy — if you can't beat a man, stripping off won't help you either.” Now it turned out that the Daoist, having stripped off his clothes, raised both arms together, and there under his two flanks were a thousand eyes, and from those eyes burst golden light, most formidable:

Dense yellow mist, blazing golden light. Dense yellow mist, spouting from under either flank like cloud; Blazing golden light, as though a thousand eyes had loosed a fire. Left and right, it was like a golden bucket; east and west, like a bell of bronze. This was the monster-immortal working his powers, the Daoist displaying his arts: it dazzled the eye, confused the heavens, blotted out sun and moon; it covered a man in a scorching, stifling haze; And it trapped the Great Sage Sun, Equal to Heaven, inside the golden light and yellow mist.

Pilgrim lost his head and his footing, and could only spin about inside the shadow of the golden light — unable to take a step forward, unable to move a foot backward, exactly like a man turning round inside a bucket. There was no help for it, and the scorching heat past bearing; he grew desperate, gave a good hard jump straight up, broke clean through the golden light — and came down with a thump head over heels, and felt his head aching where he had struck it. He put a hand up quickly and felt about, and found he had knocked the skin on the crown of his head soft. “Rotten luck! Rotten luck!” he said, fretting to himself. “This head of mine is no good at all today. Ordinarily sword-cuts and axe-blows could do me no injury. How is it this golden light has knocked my skin and flesh soft? Given time this is bound to fester. And even if it heals, it will be a case of lockjaw.” After a while the scorching heat was past bearing, and he reasoned with himself: “Forward I cannot go, back I cannot go, left I cannot go, right I cannot go, and upward I cannot break through. What then? Down, damn it — I'll go down.”

Splendid Great Sage! He spoke a spell, gave himself a shake, and turned into a pangolin, otherwise called a scaly anteater. And truly:

Four iron claws, boring through hills and crushing rock as though beating powder; A whole body of scaled armour, splitting ridges and piercing crags as though slicing scallions. Two eyes bright and clear, for all the world like a pair of shining stars; One snout sharp and keen, better by far than a steel drill or a golden awl. Among drugs it has its virtue, the pierce-mountain-armour; in common speech they call it the carp-scale.

Just look at him — he hardened his head, drove down into the ground, bored a good twenty lǐ and more, and only then came up. As it turned out, the golden light covered only ten lǐ or so. He came out and resumed his own shape, weak in the limbs and numb in the sinews, aching all over, and could not stop the tears in his eyes. All at once he cried out aloud, “Master! —

“In that year I took the teaching and came out of the mountain, and westward together we have toiled at the work. “On the great sea, in towering waves, I knew no fear — and here in a drainage ditch I am wrecked by the wind.”

The Handsome Monkey King was in the depth of his grief when he suddenly heard somebody weeping behind the hill. He straightened up at once, wiped his eyes and turned to look. And there was a woman in deepest mourning, carrying in her left hand a bowl of cold gruel and rice and in her right a few sheets of paper money for burning, coming from over that way a step and a sob at a time, weeping as she walked. Pilgrim nodded and sighed. “Just so: weeping eyes meet weeping eyes, and the broken-hearted meet the broken-hearted. Here is a woman, and who knows what she is weeping for? Let me go and ask her.” Before long the woman came up and met Pilgrim face to face. Pilgrim bowed. “Lady bodhisattva, who is it you weep for?” The woman answered through her tears, “My husband fell into a dispute with the abbot of the Yellow Flower Abbey over buying bamboo poles, and was poisoned to death by him with drugged tea. I am burning this string of paper money to repay what was between husband and wife.” Pilgrim heard this, and the tears came into his eyes. The woman saw it and rounded on him angrily. “How ignorant you are! I am grieving in sorrow for my husband — what do you mean by these wet eyes and this long face, playing false and mocking me?”

Pilgrim bowed. “Lady bodhisattva, let your anger rest. I am the senior disciple of Tripitaka of Tang, the imperial commissioner and sworn brother of the Emperor of the Great Tang in the Land of the East — Sun Wukong, called Pilgrim. On our way to the Western Heaven we passed the Yellow Flower Abbey and stopped to rest the horse. The Daoist in that abbey — I do not know what sort of monster he is — has sworn brotherhood with seven spider spirits. “The spider spirits meant to do my master harm at Gossamer Cave, and it was I and my brothers Eight Rules and Sha Monk who got him free. The spider spirits came here to him, carried their tale, and said we had meant to cheat them. The Daoist drugged my master and my brothers down with poisoned tea — three of them, four counting the horse — and they are trapped inside his abbey. “Only I did not drink his tea. I dashed the cup to pieces, and he set on me at once. While we were still shouting, out ran those seven spider spirits, spat out silk cords and netted me in — and I got clear by working a spell. I put the question to the local earth god, and he told me their true shapes. Then I used the body-dividing art to wind the silk cords right through, dragged the monsters out, and killed them with one round of the cudgel. “The Daoist set about avenging them at once, raised his precious sword and fought me. We fought through sixty bouts, he lost the field, and then he pulled off his clothes and let out a thousand eyes from under his two flanks, with ten thousand beams of golden light, and pinned me under it. So I could go neither forward nor back, and I turned into a scaly anteater and bored my way out through the ground. “I was just there in my grief when I heard you weeping, and so I asked. And seeing that you have this paper money to repay your husband with, while my master has lost his life and I have not one thing to offer him in return — that is why I fell to blaming myself and grieving. How should I dare to mock you?”

The woman set down the gruel and the paper money and made her apologies to Pilgrim. “Forgive me, forgive me — I did not know you were one who had suffered a calamity. Now from what you have been telling me, you do not know who that Daoist is. He is in fact a Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, also called the Many-Eyed Fiend. “Since you have such powers of transformation, and got clear of the golden light, and fought him so long, you must certainly have great magic — and still you cannot get near the fellow. Let me tell you of a sage you may go and ask. She can break the golden light and subdue the Daoist.” Pilgrim heard this and hurriedly made her a bow. “Lady bodhisattva, since you know his provenance — I beg you, tell me, tell me. If she is truly such a sage, I will go and beg her to save my master from his peril — and avenge your husband at the same time.” “I will tell you,” said the woman, “and you may go and ask her, and she will subdue the Daoist. But that will only avenge the dead. I am afraid it will not save your master.” “Why will it not save him?” said Pilgrim. “That fellow's poison is the cruellest there is,” said the woman. “It brings a man down, and within three days the very marrow of his bones has rotted. By the time you have been there and back I fear it will be too late, and so it will not save him.” “I know how to travel,” said Pilgrim. “However far it is, half a day will do it.” “If you can travel,” said the woman, “then listen. From here to there is a thousand lǐ. Over that way there is a mountain called Purple Cloud Mountain. In that mountain is a Thousand Flower Cave, and in that cave is a sage called Vairambha, and she can subdue this monster.” “Where does that mountain lie?” said Pilgrim. “And which way do I go?” The woman pointed with her hand. “Straight south, and there it is.” Pilgrim turned his head to look, and the woman was already gone.

Pilgrim hastily made obeisance. “Which bodhisattva is this? Your disciple has bored himself stupid and could not recognise you. I beg you a thousand times, leave your name, that I may thank you properly.” And a voice called down from the middle air, “Great Sage — it is I.” Pilgrim looked up quickly, and it was the Old Mother of Mount Li. He flew up into the air to thank her. “Old Mother, where have you come from to instruct me?” “I was just on my way back from the Dragon Flower Assembly,” said the Old Mother, “and seeing your master in peril I played a mourning wife, borrowing the pretext of a husband's death, to spare him from dying. Go quickly and ask her — but you must not say that I told you. That sage is somewhat inclined to take offence.”

Pilgrim gave his thanks, took his leave, launched his somersault cloud and was at Purple Cloud Mountain directly. He pressed his cloud down, and there was the Thousand Flower Cave. Outside that cave:

Green pines screen a place of beauty, kingfisher cypress rings an immortal's dwelling. Green willows fill the mountain path, strange flowers crowd the gully stream. Fragrant orchids surround a stone house, sweet grasses light the rock corner. Running water joins the stream in green, cloud seals the ancient trees in emptiness. Wild birds cry in a clatter, secluded deer step slow and slow. Tall bamboo, branch on branch, stands fine; red plum, leaf on leaf, unfurls. Winter crows roost in the ancient trees, spring birds clamour in the tall ailanthus. Summer wheat fills the broad fields, autumn grain lies everywhere to spare. In the four seasons no leaf falls; through the eight divisions there are always flowers. Ever it breeds auspicious haze that reaches the Milky Way, ever it looses blessed cloud that touches the Great Void.

The Great Sage went in delighted, stretch by stretch and stage by stage, and could not take in all the endless scenery. He went straight inside, and there was not a soul, all silent and still, not even the sound of a cock or a dog. “The sage must not be at home,” he said to himself. He went several lǐ further in and looked, and saw a woman in Daoist dress sitting on a couch. Look how she was got up:

On her head a five-flowered cap of quilted brocade, on her body a robe woven with gold. On her feet cloud-tipped phoenix-head shoes, at her waist a twisted-silk sash with a double tassel. Her face like autumn's look, aged after the frost; her voice like a spring swallow before the festival, soft and sweet. In her belly long conversant with the Three Vehicles, in her heart forever cultivating the abundance of the Four Truths. She has woken to the true fruit of emptiness upon emptiness, refined to a clear clarity and roams at ease. This is indeed the Buddha within the Thousand Flower Cave — Bodhisattva Vairambha, whose name stands high.

Pilgrim could not hold his feet back. He went up close and called, “Bodhisattva Vairambha — I pay my respects.” The bodhisattva came down from her couch at once and returned the salute with joined palms. “Great Sage, forgive me for not coming out to meet you. Where have you come from?” “How do you know at once that I am the Great Sage?” said Pilgrim. “In the year you made havoc in Heaven,” said Vairambha, “your likeness was passed round everywhere on earth. Who does not know it? Which of us would not recognise you?” “Just so,” said Pilgrim. “Good deeds never leave the gate; bad ones travel a thousand lǐ. But now that I have turned to the Buddhist gate, you had not heard of that?” “And when did you turn to the right path?” said Vairambha. “My congratulations, my congratulations.” “Not long ago I got my life back,” said Pilgrim, “and I am guarding my master Tripitaka on his way west to fetch the scriptures. My master met the Daoist of the Yellow Flower Abbey, and was drugged down with poisoned tea. I fought the fellow, and he loosed a golden light and clapped it over me, and I got away by working my magic. I heard that the bodhisattva can put out his golden light, and so I have come expressly to beg her help.” “Who told you this?” said the bodhisattva. “Since I attended the Ullambana assembly I have not been out of doors for more than three hundred years. I have hidden my surname and buried my given name, and not one soul knows of me. How is it that you do?” “I am a ground-ghost,” said Pilgrim. “Wherever it is, I can always find it out for myself.” “Very well,” said Vairambha. “Very well. By rights I should not go. But since the Great Sage has come down to me in person, I cannot extinguish so good a work as the fetching of the scriptures. I will go with you.”

Pilgrim thanked her. “I was too ignorant, and pressed you on my own account. But I do not know — have you brought a weapon?” “I have an embroidery needle,” said the bodhisattva, “which can break the fellow.” Pilgrim could not hold himself. “The Old Mother has led me astray! Had I known it was an embroidery needle I need not have troubled you — ask old Sun for a whole load of them and he has got them.” “That embroidery needle of yours,” said Vairambha, “is nothing but steel or iron or gold. It will not serve. This treasure of mine is not steel, not iron, not gold. It was refined in my little son's sun-eye.” “And who is your esteemed son?” said Pilgrim. “My little son,” said Vairambha, “is the Star Lord of the Pleiades.” Pilgrim was astonished beyond measure.

Soon he caught sight of the golden light blazing, and turned back to Vairambha. “Where the golden light is, that is the Yellow Flower Abbey.” Vairambha drew an embroidery needle out of her collar — about the thickness of an eyebrow and five or six fēn in length — took it between her fingers and tossed it into the air. In a moment there was a crack, and the golden light broke. Pilgrim cried out in delight, “Bodhisattva — wonderful, wonderful! The needle, the needle — find it!” Vairambha held it out on her open palm. “Is this not it?” Pilgrim came down with her on the cloud, walked into the abbey, and saw the Daoist standing with his eyes shut, unable to take a step. Pilgrim swore at him. “You vile monster, you are shamming blind!” He took the cudgel out of his ear and struck at him. Vairambha caught hold of him. “Great Sage, do not strike. Go and see to your master.”

Pilgrim went straight through to the guest seats at the back and looked, and the three of them were lying on the ground bringing up phlegm and foam. Pilgrim wept. “What is to be done? What is to be done?” “Great Sage, do not grieve,” said Vairambha. “Since I have come out today after all, I may as well store up a little hidden merit. I have here a poison-dissolving elixir. I will give you three pills.” Pilgrim turned and bowed in entreaty. The bodhisattva brought out of her sleeve a battered paper packet, took three red pills from inside it and handed them to Pilgrim, telling him to put them in their mouths. Pilgrim prised their jaws apart and stuffed a pill into each of them. In a moment the taste of the medicine reached their bellies, and all at once they retched together and brought up the poison, and got their lives back. Eight Rules was the first to crawl up. “That nearly stifled me to death!” Tripitaka and Sha Monk both woke. “How dizzy I am!” “There was poison in that tea of yours,” said Pilgrim. “We owe it to Bodhisattva Vairambha that we were saved. Come, all of you, and give thanks.” Tripitaka raised himself, straightened his robe and gave his thanks.

“Elder brother,” said Eight Rules, “where is that Daoist? Let me put a question to him — why did he do us this injury?” Pilgrim told him the whole business of the spider spirits over once. Eight Rules said fiercely, “If the fellow is sisters with the spiders, then he must be a monster.” Pilgrim pointed. “There he stands outside the hall, shamming blind.” Eight Rules took up his rake to strike, and again Vairambha stopped him. “Marshal Tianpeng, let your anger rest. The Great Sage knows there is nobody in my cave. Let me take him back to watch the gate for me.” “I am deeply obliged for your great kindness,” said Pilgrim. “How should I not oblige you in turn? Only have him show his true shape first, so that we may see it.” “Easily done,” said Vairambha. She stepped up and pointed with her hand, and the Daoist dropped flat into the dust and showed his original body — a great centipede spirit some seven chǐ in length. Vairambha hooked him up on her little finger, mounted an auspicious cloud, and went straight back to the Thousand Flower Cave.

Eight Rules gaped up after her. “That old lady is formidable! How did she subdue such a vile creature so easily?” Pilgrim laughed. “I asked her what weapon she had to break his golden light, and she said she had an embroidery needle, refined by her son inside the eye of the sun. And when I asked who her esteemed son was, she said he was the Star Lord of the Pleiades. Now I reckon the Pleiades Star is a cock, so this old lady must certainly be a hen. And a fowl is the best thing there is for subduing a centipede — which is how she was able to take him.”

Hearing this, Tripitaka bowed without end. He told them, “Disciples — pack up and let us go.” Sha Monk went inside at once, found some rice and grain, put together a vegetarian meal, and they all ate their fill. They led out the horse, shouldered the luggage, and invited their master to take the road. Pilgrim set a fire going in the kitchen, and in a moment the whole abbey was burnt to embers and ash; and then he strode off down the road. And so indeed:

The Tang Monk got his life and thanked Vairambha; the nature made clear, the Many-Eyed Fiend was done away with.

There is no telling what further business lay ahead as they went on; listen, and the next chapter will explain.

札記 Notes

Three dates, four cups, and the arithmetic that checks. The murder is done with sweets, and the chapter does the sums in front of you. A fēn is ten lí, so the one fēn two lí weighed out on the steelyard is twelve lí, divided four ways: three lí a cup, exactly the dose the Daoist named for a monk with some training behind him. Twelve dates across four cups is three to a cup — and five hundred characters later, when Eight Rules looks into his own cup, there they are. Ming vernacular fiction is rarely this careful with numbers. When it is, the care is the horror: we could describe this weapon to a magistrate long before anybody drinks.

The fifth cup. The plan has one flaw and the Daoist builds it himself. He needs something to drink alongside his guests, so he makes up a fifth cup with two black dates instead of red — and now there is a tray on which one cup does not match. Then he ranks the disciples by size, serves the biggest first, and hands the last cup to the smallest man in the room. Everything that follows comes out of that: the person served last has the longest look at the tray, and the person he judged least important is 百眼魔君's undoing. Every demon in this book underestimates Pilgrim on sight, and every one of them is reading the evidence correctly.

Two houses, described in the same words. Read the arrival at the abbey and the arrival at the cave side by side and they are the same scene twice. Both open with the storyteller turning to you and saying look how this one is got up. Both then run a costume verse using the same four verbs down the body — 戴 for the head, then the torso, then the feet, then the waist — and both close on a 絛, a sash. Both guests give the Buddhist salutation 問訊; both hosts apologise with 失迎, forgive me for not coming out to meet you. In the whole chapter 戴, 履, 絛, 問訊 and 失迎 each occur exactly twice, and all ten of those are inside these two scenes, roughly 4,900 characters apart. One house held a centipede with a locked box on the roof-beam. The other held a hen with the antidote loose in a torn paper packet. Nothing in the manners told you which was which — which is the whole argument of the chapter, made in architecture rather than in speeches.

Yellow sprout and white snow. The couplet on the inner gate is not gardening. 黃芽 and 白雪 are trade terms of inner alchemy, the two substances an adept is supposed to raise inside his own body — so the doorposts are a prospectus, and Pilgrim prices the man off them instantly by naming the other school, the outer sort with the furnace and the crucible. Outer alchemy heated minerals and fed the results to emperors, several of whom it killed; inner alchemy moved the same imagery indoors and made the body the vessel. By the Ming the indoor school had largely won, which makes this gate's advertising perfectly up to date. It is also the joke of the chapter's opening: Pilgrim sneers at a man for fiddling with a stove, having spent forty-nine days sealed inside one himself in chapter seven.

The widow who was never a widow. Everything she tells him is true except everything about herself. The Daoist really is a hundred-eyed fiend; the poison really does rot the marrow in three days; 毘藍婆 really does live on Purple Cloud Mountain and really can beat him. The husband, the quarrel over bamboo poles, the bowl of cold gruel and the string of paper money were all stage dressing — 假做孝婦, she says afterwards, I played a mourning wife. And the disguise is chosen with great care. Pilgrim would not have taken directions from a passing deity; he had not asked for help and was in no state to accept it. What he did do, at the very bottom of his afternoon, was stop for somebody crying harder than he was. She built the one person he could not walk past.

A thousand eyes, and a sewing needle. The chapter's own title promises a Many-Eyed Fiend — 多目怪 — and keeps the reader waiting four-fifths of the way through before anybody in the story says it aloud. When the gown comes off, the eyes are not on his face but in the hollows under his raised arms, which is the softest and most private part of a human outline, and the light they throw is described four separate times as something put over you: a bucket, a bell, a cover, a lid. It is not a weapon that strikes. It is a jar with an oven in it. And the answer to it, after half a tonne of bird droppings boiled down to three fēn of poison and a light that swallowed a whole monastery, is a woman reaching into her collar for a needle about the thickness of an eyebrow. Ten characters and it is over. Everything expensive in this chapter is beaten by something that costs nothing.

Why a hen beats a centipede. Pilgrim works out the solution afterwards, out loud, standing in a courtyard, talking to a pig — and it is not magic at all, it is natural history. Each of the twenty-eight lunar mansions of Chinese astronomy has an animal attached to it, and the beast of 昴, the Pleiades, is the cock. Vairambha's son is the 昴日星官, Star Lord of the Pleiades; therefore, Pilgrim reasons, his mother is a 母雞, a hen; and a fowl is the best thing there is for dealing with a 蜈蚣. Every step is sound, and the conclusion is that a monastery full of weighed poison was undone by ordinary barnyard predation. This is the novel's characteristic move and it is not mockery: heaven is organised like a village, and if you know which animal an office belongs to, you know what it eats. Half the crises in this book are solved by finding out whose creature escaped from where.

What Gossamer Cave has to do with it. None of this would have happened if seven people had not walked twenty lǐ to complain. The chapter never recaps the previous one, but it depends on it entirely: 盤絲洞, Gossamer Cave, and 濯垢泉, the Filth-Cleansing Spring, are each named four times here, and the whole plot turns on the seven women carrying that grievance to a man who owed them something. The bond is precise. They and the Daoist are 同堂學藝 — they studied under one master in one hall — and fellow students of a Ming school addressed each other as brother and sister for life and were expected to answer when called. The women even name the claim outright, 同窗, the fellowship of the same window, which is still what a Chinese speaker calls a school friend. It is not sentiment. It is presenting an invoice. And the moment the debt and his own appetite point in different directions, he takes the monk and lets his sisters die.