- 其一 春光明媚 Winter Passes And Spring Returns
- 其二 自去化些齋 The Master Will Beg Himself
- 其三 一日為師 One Day A Teacher
- 其四 無邊無際 Today The House Is Close
- 其五 小的兒苦 The Youngest Bears The Hardship
- 其六 天氣晴明 The Weather Is Fine Today
- 其七 不必違拗 Sha Monk Ends The Argument
- 其八 好座住場 A Fine Place To Live
- 其九 刺鳳描鸞 Four Women At Their Needlework
- 其十 遊蜂錯認真 The Bees Would Be Fooled
- 其十一 一發靜悄悄 The Whole Place Falls Silent
- 其十二 踢氣毬 Three More Women Playing Kickball
- 其十三 搖拽緗裙 Green Sleeves And Yellow Skirts
- 其十四 出牆花 Flower Over The Wall
- 其十五 臥魚將腳抷 Lying Fish And Raised Heel
- 其十六 黃河水倒流 The Yellow River Runs Backward
- 其十七 汗流粉膩 Sweat Through The Silk
- 其十八 又有詩為證 A Poem To Prove It
- 其十九 隨緣佈施 The Monk Speaks Up
- 其二十 女流尚且 Women Attend To Monks
- 其二十一 沒甚房廊 No Rooms Behind The Door
- 其二十二 九曲九灣 Nine Bends Of Running Water
- 其二十三 妖仙尋隱處 A Demon Immortals Hiding Place
- 其二十四 冷氣陰陰 Stone Tables And Cold Air
- 其二十五 化甚麼緣 What Are You Collecting For
- 其二十六 請緣簿出來 Show Us The Subscription Book
- 其二十七 遠來的和尚 A Monk From Far Away
- 其二十八 快辦齋來 Quick Get The Meal On
- 其二十九 人油炒煉 What Was In The Pans
- 其三十 胎裡素 Born Vegetarian In The Womb
- 其三十一 此是素的 This Food Is Vegetarian
- 其三十二 切莫揀人 Not Picking And Choosing
- 其三十三 不若放生 Let A Living Thing Go
- 其三十四 上門的買賣 Business That Walks In
- 其三十五 仙人指路 The Immortal Points The Way
- 其三十六 脊背朝上 Three Ropes From The Beam
- 其三十七 我命休矣 Two Hours And Im Finished
- 其三十八 便去脫剝 Silk From Their Waists
- 其三十九 腰眼中冒出 Rope Thick As A Duck Egg
- 其四十 一片光亮 A Sheet Of Light
- 其四十一 如雪又亮 Like Snow Brighter Than Snow
- 其四十二 賢弟莫嚷 Brother Dont Shout
- 其四十三 卻似經緯 Warp And Weft Of Silk
- 其四十四 且問他一問 Better Ask Before I Hit It
- 其四十五 似推磨的 The Local God Spins Like A Millstone
- 其四十六 偏打老年人 He Hits Old People For Preference
- 其四十七 當境土地 Kowtowing At The Roadside
- 其四十八 不要假忙 No Need To Fuss
- 其四十九 可曾在那 Have You Come Over That Ridge
- 其五十 洞裡有七個 Seven Monsters In The Cave
- 其五十一 濯垢泉 The Filth Cleansing Spring
- 其五十二 更不曾與他 The Immortals Never Argued
- 其五十三 一日三遭 Three Times A Day
- 其五十四 回本廟去了 Back To Your Own Shrine
- 其五十五 釘在路傍 A Fly On A Grass Stem
- 其五十六 笑語諠譁 Seven Women Come Out Laughing
- 其五十七 臨下界 Moon Goddess Come Down
- 其五十八 怪不得 No Wonder My Master Came
- 其五十九 蒸那胖和尚 Steam The Fat Monk
- 其六十 果有一塘 A Pool Of Hot Water
- 其六十一 射落九烏 Nine Crows Shot Down
- 其六十二 此泉乃濯垢 The Nine Yang Springs
- 其六十三 一氣無冬夏 One Breath No Winter
- 其六十四 玉體新 Jade Flesh Made New
- 其六十五 五丈餘闊 Five Zhang Across
- 其六十六 彩漆的衣架 Two Painted Clothes Racks
- 其六十七 搭在衣架上 Clothes On The Rack
- 其六十八 金蓮三寸窄 Three Inches Of Golden Lotus
- 其六十九 滾湯潑老鼠 Boiling Water On Rats
- 其七十 著實不濟 A Man Does Not Fight Women
- 其七十一 毛猶霜雪 Feathers Like Frost And Snow
- 其七十二 盡情叼去 Seven Suits Carried Off
- 其七十三 典當鋪裡 Straight Out Of The Pawnshop
- 其七十四 那曾用剝 No Stripping Required
- 其七十五 喚做盤絲洞 The Whole Story Told
- 其七十六 恐怕污了 Afraid Of Dirtying My Cudgel
- 其七十七 只要留根 Always Leave A Root
- 其七十八 寧少路邊錢 Rather Short Of Money
- 其七十九 斬草除根 Cut The Weeds Pull The Roots
- 其八十 匾毛畜生 That Flat Feathered Brute
- 其八十一 攜帶我和尚 Let Me Wash With You
- 其八十二 男女不同席 Seven Years And No Mat
- 其八十三 水勢極熟 The Catfish In The Pool
- 其八十四 滑扢虀的 Slippery As Anything
- 其八十五 你端的是 Who Do You Take Me For
- 其八十六 天蓬元帥 Marshal Of The Heavenly Reeds
- 其八十七 有眼無珠 Eyes Without Pupils
- 其八十八 賣糖君子哄 Once Fooled By A Sweet Seller
- 其八十九 憐香惜玉 No Pity For The Fragrant
- 其九十 臍孔中 Silk From Seven Navels
- 其九十一 舉得腳步 He Cannot Lift A Foot
- 其九十二 倒栽蔥 Face Down And Upside Down
- 其九十三 只睡在地下 Flat Out And Groaning
- 其九十四 也不傷他 They Do Not Hurt Him
- 其九十五 孩兒們何在 Where Are My Children
- 其九十六 蜜螞蠦班 Seven Insect Sons
- 其九十七 獸有獸語 Beasts Have Beast Speech
- 其九十八 錯惹了唐朝 We Offended A Monk
- 其九十九 舅舅家 Come To Your Uncles House
- 其一百 我的頭可腫 Is My Head Swollen
- 其101 闖下禍來 You Have Brought Trouble
- 其102 些小人兒 Seven Very Small Monsters
- 其103 母親欺辱 You Insulted Our Mother
- 其104 無窮之數 One Becomes Ten Thousand
- 其105 遍地舞蜻蜓 Wax Moths And Dragonflies
- 其106 蟲兒也欺負 Even The Bugs Bully Us
- 其107 甚麼市語 What Is This Market Talk
- 其108 我的毫毛是 Seven Kinds Of Hawk
- 其109 哼哼的哭哩 Hanging There And Sobbing
- 其110 赤條條的 Where Did The Monsters Go
- 其111 不見蹤跡 Not A Trace Of Them
- 其112 築倒他這 Knock The House Down
- 其113 都燒得乾淨 Burnt Clean Away
- 其114 下回分解 To Be Continued