困龍鬚 Six Things From Nowhere
行者道:「半空飛的老鴉屁,緊水負的鯉魚尿,王母娘娘搽臉粉,老君爐裡煉丹灰,玉皇戴破的頭巾要三塊,還要五根困龍鬚。六物煎湯送此藥,你王憂病等時除。」行者道:「半空飞的老鸦屁,紧水负的鲤鱼尿,王母娘娘搽脸粉,老君炉里炼丹灰,玉皇戴破的头巾要三块,还要五根困龙须。六物煎汤送此药,你王忧病等时除。」
逐句解 Line by line
Pilgrim said, "The fart of a crow flying in mid-air; the urine of a carp breasting a swift current; the Queen Mother's face powder; ash from Lord Lao's cinnabar furnace; three pieces of the Jade Emperor's worn-out headcloth; and five whiskers from a fettered dragon.
The list climbs from the merely impossible to the impossible in heaven. But look at the first two: a bird's wind and a fish's water. That is very nearly what is in the pills already. He is describing his own prescription and daring the room to recognise it. 娘娘 takes the light second syllable that doubled address words take. 的 is the light de at all three occurrences.
"Decoct the six, send this medicine down with it, and your king's anxious sickness will be gone on the instant."
A balanced pair of seven characters against seven, and it reads exactly like verse — but the edition sets it as prose, with none of the indentation it uses for a poem, so prose it stays. 憂病 ties the promise straight back to the diagnosis: fright and anxious brooding.
The six ingredients climb steadily out of reach: a crow's fart caught in mid-air, the urine of a carp breasting a current, the Queen Mother's face powder, ash from Lord Lao's furnace, three pieces of the Jade Emperor's worn-out headcloth, and five whiskers from a fettered dragon. The first two are merely impossible; by the end he is asking heaven to be burgled.
The first two are the ones to watch. A bird's wind and a fish's water are very nearly what is in the pills already, and he has put them at the head of a list designed to be refused. He is describing his own prescription and daring the court to notice.
The closing couplet promises the cure on the instant, and hooks it back to the diagnosis — the king's anxious sickness, named on the first day. It reads as verse and is set as prose, because the edition indents nothing here, and in this text the printer's own layout decides.