- 其一 無計可施 At The End Of His Devices
- 其二 中天神岳 The Sacred Peak Of Mid Heaven
- 其三 夢吞日光 A Dream Of Swallowing Sunlight
- 其四 真武之名 The Name Of The True Warrior
- 其五 五百靈官 Five Hundred Numinous Officers
- 其六 一事奉勞 One Matter To Trouble You
- 其七 以為真佛 Taking Them For True Buddhas
- 其八 依然裝去 Bagged Again As Before
- 其九 威鎮北方 I Held The North In Awe
- 其十 不敢擅動 I Dare Not Move Unbidden
- 其十一 山門外叫戰 Calling For Battle At The Gate
- 其十二 何方來者 From What Quarter Are These
- 其十三 免你一死 That You May Escape Death
- 其十四 吃吾一棒 Taste This Rod Of Mine
- 其十五 這一場好殺 A Fine Battle This Was
- 其十六 擡在地窖 Carried Into The Cellar
- 其十七 沒精沒采 Spiritless And Dejected
- 其十八 不來點卯 Never Coming To Muster
- 其十九 受甚罪苦 What Sufferings Do They Bear
- 其二十 愧上天宮 Ashamed To Climb To Heaven
- 其二十一 神通廣大 His Powers Are Vast
- 其二十二 待老孫去請 Let Old Monkey Go And Ask
- 其二十三 直奔盱眙山 Straight To Mount Xuyi
- 其二十四 北臨淮水 North It Borders The Huai
- 其二十五 寶塔崢嶸 A Pagoda Rearing High
- 其二十六 仰視金瓶 Looking Up At The Golden Vase
- 其二十七 出門迎迓 He Came Out To Meet Him
- 其二十八 假充佛祖 Counterfeiting The Buddha
- 其二十九 無依無倚 Without Prop Or Stay
- 其三十 淮水泛漲 The Huai Is In Flood
- 其三十一 鼓噪而出 Out With Drums And Shouting
- 其三十二 面上無肉 Your Face Has No Flesh
- 其三十三 擅敢到此 You Dare Come Here
- 其三十四 等我道來 Let Me Tell It Out
- 其三十五 微微冷笑 A Faint Cold Laugh
- 其三十六 直挺橫衝 Straight Thrust And Sidelong Charge
- 其三十七 齊心圍繞 Circling Him With One Heart
- 其三十八 不分勝負 Neither Could Win
- 其三十九 牢封固鎖 Sealed Fast And Locked
- 其四十 悵望悲啼 Gazing Out And Weeping
- 其四十一 一朵彩雲 A Cloud Of Many Colours
- 其四十二 笑和尚 The Laughing Monk
- 其四十三 東來佛祖 The Buddha Come From The East
- 其四十四 何處精魔 What Place Bred This Sprite
- 其四十五 假佛成精 A False Buddha Turned Sprite
- 其四十六 家法不謹 Slack Discipline In Your House
- 其四十七 許敗不許勝 You May Lose But Not Win
- 其四十八 慧眼高明 Eyes Of Wisdom Clear And High
- 其四十九 口中神水 Divine Water From His Mouth
- 其五十 送命來也 He Comes To Give Up His Life
- 其五十一 掙挫不得 You Cannot Wriggle Out
- 其五十二 比個雌雄 Settle Which Of Us Is Better
- 其五十三 敗陣就走 He Broke And Ran
- 其五十四 又熟又甜 Ripe And Sweet
- 其五十五 張口便啃 He Opened His Mouth And Bit
- 其五十六 抓腸蒯腹 Clawing Gut And Scraping Belly
- 其五十七 饒我命罷 Spare My Life
- 其五十八 亂掏亂搗 Digging And Pounding
- 其五十九 花殘葉落 Blossom Fallen And Leaf Down
- 其六十 還我金來 Give Me Back My Gold
- 其六十一 尋金還我 Go And Find My Gold
- 其六十二 返本還原 Returned To Its Original Form
- 其六十三 跑到廚房 He Ran To The Kitchen
- 其六十四 困於何所 Where Are They Penned
- 其六十五 一一拜謝 He Bowed His Thanks To Each
- 其六十六 燒為灰燼 Burnt To Ashes
- 其六十七 消災消障 Calamity Gone And Hindrance Gone
- 其六十八 下回分解 To Be Continued