假佛成精 A False Buddha Turned Sprite
佛祖道:「他是我面前司磬的一個黃眉童兒。三月三日,我因赴元始會去,留他在宮看守,他把我這幾件寶貝拐出,假佛成精。那搭包兒是我的後天袋子,俗名喚做『人種袋』。那條狼牙棒是個敲磬的槌兒。」佛祖道:「他是我面前司磬的一个黄眉童儿。三月三日,我因赴元始会去,留他在宫看守,他把我这几件宝贝拐出,假佛成精。那搭包儿是我的后天袋子,俗名唤做『人种袋』。那条狼牙棒是个敲磬的槌儿。」
逐句解 Line by line
The Buddha Patriarch said, "He is a yellow-browed page of mine who had charge of the chime-stone before me.
司磬 — in charge of the chime — is a servant's post, and 童兒, with its unstressed ending, is a boy. The creature that has beaten a god's household and four divine generals is a member of the domestic staff.
On the third day of the third month I went to the Assembly of the Primordial Beginning and left him in the palace on watch; and he made off with these few treasures of mine, and passed himself off as a Buddha and turned sprite.
看 is kān in 看守, to mind or guard something — not the kàn of looking, which is the reading almost everybody meets first. 元始 is the Celestial Worthy the god of Wudang also served, so the chapter's two divine establishments turn out to share a superior.
That bundle is my Bag of the Latter Heaven, commonly called the Bag of Human Seed.
種 is zhǒng here, a seed or a kind. The bag has a formal name and a vulgar one and the text gives both, which is the sort of detail that makes a magic object feel like an object.
That wolf-tooth club is the mallet for striking the chime."
Twelve characters, and the weapon no sword or spear could mark turns out to be a stick for hitting a bell with.
The explanation deflates the entire chapter, and it does so in four sentences. The fiend is a page. The invincible club is a chime-mallet. The bag that has swallowed the heavenly host, five dragons, two generals, a prince and four more generals is a piece of his master's luggage.
The date is doing quiet work. The third day of the third month is when the Buddha went to the Assembly, and the chapter has already dated the god of Wudang's birth to the first day of the third month — the same month, two days apart. The novel has put both of its divine calendars in the third month without remarking on it.
What the passage does not explain is why nobody knew. Guanyin's standing order, the Jade Emperor's commission, the god of Wudang's household and a Bodhisattva's disciple have all been thrown at a runaway servant, and none of the four establishments involved could say whose servant he was.