按摩還魂 The Massage That Revives
八戒笑道:「兄弟莫哭。這猴子佯推死,嚇我們哩。你摸他摸,胸前還有一點熱氣沒有?」沙僧道:「渾身都冷了,就有一點兒熱氣,怎的就得回生?」八戒道:「他有七十二般變化,就有七十二條性命。你扯著腳,等我擺佈他。」真個那沙僧扯著腳,八戒扶著頭,把他拽個直,推上腳來,盤膝坐定。八戒將兩手搓熱,仵住他的七竅,使一個按摩禪法。原來那行者被冷水逼了,氣阻丹田,不能出聲。卻幸得八戒按摸揉擦,須臾間,氣透三關,轉明堂,沖開孔竅,叫了一聲:「師父啊!」八戒笑道:「兄弟莫哭。这猴子佯推死,吓我们哩。你摸他摸,胸前还有一点热气没有?」沙僧道:「浑身都冷了,就有一点儿热气,怎的就得回生?」八戒道:「他有七十二般变化,就有七十二条性命。你扯着脚,等我摆布他。」真个那沙僧扯着脚,八戒扶着头,把他拽个直,推上脚来,盘膝坐定。八戒将两手搓热,仵住他的七窍,使一个按摩禅法。原来那行者被冷水逼了,气阻丹田,不能出声。却幸得八戒按摸揉擦,须臾间,气透三关,转明堂,冲开孔窍,叫了一声:「师父啊!」
逐句解 Line by line
Eight Rules laughed: ‘Brother, don't weep.
Four characters, and the tonal shift is total. Sha Monk is weeping over a corpse and Bajie tells him to stop being silly.
This monkey is shamming dead to frighten us.
佯推死, shamming dead. 佯 yáng is to feign. Bajie's theory is that this is a monkey trick, which is callous and also, given who they are discussing, not an unreasonable prior.
Feel him, feel — is there still a spot of warmth in his chest, or none?’
And then he does the sensible thing that nobody else has done: tells Sha to check for warmth in the chest. For all the flippancy, Bajie is the only one in this scene taking a pulse.
Sha the Monk said: ‘His whole body is cold; even if there were a bit of warmth, how could he ever revive?’
Sha reports the body cold and gives up. His question is genuine despair rather than argument -- even if there were a spark, how would you get from there to alive? 得 at the full dé, managing to.
Eight Rules said: ‘He has seventy-two transformations, and so he has seventy-two lives.
Bajie's answer is magnificent nonsense: seventy-two transformations, therefore seventy-two lives. The seventy-two are real -- the arts of transformation Wukong learned from his first teacher, and one of his defining abilities. The inference from them to spare lives is entirely invented, and Bajie states it as established fact.
You take hold of his feet, and let me work on him.’
擺佈 means to handle or manage something, and it carries a slight sense of roughness -- to knock into shape. Given what he is about to do to a corpse, it is the right word.
So indeed Sha the Monk took his feet and Eight Rules held his head; they pulled him straight, drew up his legs, and set him cross-legged.
The physical business, described exactly: Sha at the feet, Bajie at the head, the body pulled straight, the legs drawn up, and set in a cross-legged sitting posture. They are arranging him into the meditation position, which is the necessary setup for what follows rather than a mark of respect.
Eight Rules rubbed his two hands warm, pressed them over Wukong's seven orifices, and worked a massage-meditation method.
Hands rubbed warm, pressed over the 七竅 -- the seven openings of the head, two eyes, two ears, two nostrils and the mouth. This is a real category in Chinese medicine, the channels by which the inside communicates with the outside. 按摩禪法 is a massage method with meditation attached. Bajie, of all three, is the one who knows how to do this.
The truth was, the Pilgrim, forced by the cold water, had his breath blocked in the cinnabar field and could not utter a sound.
The diagnosis, at last. The cold water blocked his breath in the 丹田, the cinnabar field -- the centre just below the navel where internal alchemy holds the vital breath is stored and worked. He is not dead. He is stoppered.
But luckily, thanks to Eight Rules' pressing and rubbing, kneading and chafing, in a moment the breath pierced the Three Passes, turned through the Bright Hall, burst open the orifices, and he cried out: ‘Master!’
And the cure, described as a route. The breath forces its way through the 三關, the Three Passes -- three points along the spine where the ascending breath is held up: 尾閭 at the base, 夾脊 between the shoulder blades, 玉枕 at the back of the skull. Then through the 明堂, the Bright Hall in the head, and out through the openings. This is the standard circuit of Daoist inner practice, and the novel is using it as a medical chart. Then he speaks, and the first word out of him is "Master."
The revival is funny and technically precise at the same time, which is a hard combination. Bajie refuses to accept the death, offers a piece of confident nonsense about seventy-two transformations meaning seventy-two lives, and then proceeds to perform a competent resuscitation.
What he actually does is described in the vocabulary of internal alchemy. The cold water had blocked Wukong's breath in the cinnabar field below the navel; the massage drives it back up through the Three Passes of the spine, through the Bright Hall in the head, and out. Anyone who has read a Daoist manual would recognise the route -- it is the circuit an adept spends years learning to open, here forced by a pig with warm hands.
And the line that redeems the whole scene: his first word on coming back is not a cry of pain or a curse at the demon. It is "Master." Sha Monk will remark on it in the next passage, and he is right to. The method was absurd; what it brought back was not.