門前對詰 The Quarrel at the Gate
妖邪出得門來,隨後有百十個小妖,一個個掄槍舞劍,擺開兩哨。對八戒道:「你是那寺裡和尚?為甚到此喧嚷?」八戒喝道:「我把你這打不死的潑物!你前夜與我頂嘴,今日如何推不知來問我?我本是東土大唐聖僧之徒弟,往西天拜佛求經者。你弄玄虛,假做甚麼靈感大王,專在陳家莊要吃童男童女。我本是陳清家一秤金,你不認得我麼?」那妖怪道:「你這和尚,甚沒道理。你變做一秤金,該一個冒名頂替之罪。我倒不曾吃你,反被你傷了我手背。已此讓了你,你怎麼又尋上我的門來?」八戒道:「你既讓我,卻怎麼又弄冷風,下大雪,凍結堅冰,害我師父?快早送我師父出來,萬事皆休;牙迸半個『不』字,你只看看手中鈀,決不饒你。」妖邪聞言,微微冷笑道:「這和尚賣此長舌,胡誇大口。果然是我作冷下雪凍河,攝你師父。你今嚷上門來,思量取討,只怕這一番不比那一番了:那時節,我因赴會,不曾帶得兵器,誤中你傷;你如今且休要走,我與你交敵三合。三合敵得我過,還你師父;敵不過,連你一發吃了。」妖邪出得门来,随后有百十个小妖,一个个抡枪舞剑,摆开两哨。对八戒道:「你是那寺里和尚?为甚到此喧嚷?」八戒喝道:「我把你这打不死的泼物!你前夜与我顶嘴,今日如何推不知来问我?我本是东土大唐圣僧之徒弟,往西天拜佛求经者。你弄玄虚,假做甚么灵感大王,专在陈家庄要吃童男童女。我本是陈清家一秤金,你不认得我么?」那妖怪道:「你这和尚,甚没道理。你变做一秤金,该一个冒名顶替之罪。我倒不曾吃你,反被你伤了我手背。已此让了你,你怎么又寻上我的门来?」八戒道:「你既让我,却怎么又弄冷风,下大雪,冻结坚冰,害我师父?快早送我师父出来,万事皆休;牙迸半个『不』字,你只看看手中钯,决不饶你。」妖邪闻言,微微冷笑道:「这和尚卖此长舌,胡夸大口。果然是我作冷下雪冻河,摄你师父。你今嚷上门来,思量取讨,只怕这一番不比那一番了:那时节,我因赴会,不曾带得兵器,误中你伤;你如今且休要走,我与你交敌三合。三合敌得我过,还你师父;敌不过,连你一发吃了。」
逐句解 Line by line
The fiend got out through his gate, and behind him came a hundred and more little demons, every one whirling a spear or brandishing a sword, drawn up in two files.
出得門來: 得 dé, the "managed to" form. 兩哨 is two files or pickets — the household turning out as a guard detail.
He said to Eight Rules: "From which monastery are you, monk?
那寺裡 asks: 那 nǎ, "which."
And why do you come here raising an uproar?"
為甚: 為 is wèi, the "for the sake of, on account of" reading, and 甚 is shén, "what" — together, "what for." Hold on to that 甚: six segments from here the same character turns up as shèn, meaning "extremely."
Eight Rules bellowed: "You rascally thing that will not die!
我把你這 is a swear left hanging. 把 normally sets up what you are going to do to something, and here the sentence never gets round to saying — it is exactly the English "why, you —".
The night before last you traded words with me. How is it that today you push it off as not knowing, and question me?
推不知, to shove a thing aside as none of your business, to play dumb. 前夜 refers to the sacrifice at Chen Village back in chapter 47, where Bajie took the girl's place and the demon got a rake across the hand.
I am a disciple of the holy monk of the Great Tang in the Land of the East, bound west to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures.
The standing self-introduction, repeated with barely a word changed all through the novel — the pilgrims' equivalent of showing a badge. 佛 is always fó.
You work your mystifications, set yourself up as some Great King Numinous Response, and do nothing in Chen Village but demand boys and girls to eat.
假做甚麼靈感大王: the 甚麼 here is dismissive — "setting yourself up as some so-called Great King." 甚 shén. 專在, to do nothing but.
I myself was Chen Qing's Weight-of-Gold. Do you not know me?"
一秤金, A Full Weight of Gold, is the name of Chen Qing's daughter from chapter 47 — the child Bajie impersonated at the sacrifice. He is claiming the identity as a taunt. 秤 chèng; 認得 keeps 得 as dé.
The monster said: "You monk are entirely without reason.
And here is the promised second reading. 甚沒道理: this 甚 is shèn, "extremely" — the same character that was shén, "what," twice already in this quarrel. 沒 méi.
You changed yourself into Weight-of-Gold, and that alone earns you the crime of false name and substitution.
冒名頂替 is legal boilerplate — taking another person's name and standing in another person's place. The demon is not swearing back at Bajie; he is charging him under a statute. That is the register he means to keep for the rest of the argument.
I never did eat you. On the contrary, it was you who wounded me on the back of the hand.
倒 is dào, the "on the contrary" word, not dǎo, "to topple over" — which is what the same character will mean in the rake's poem a few lines further on. 手背: 背 bèi, the noun.
With that I let you off. Why do you come seeking my gate again?"
已此 is written for 以此, "and with that." The demon has been keeping an account, and as far as he is concerned it was settled and closed.
Eight Rules said: "If you let me off, why then did you work a cold wind, bring down a great snow, freeze the ice hard, and do my master this harm?
The whole scheme of chapter 48 is read back to him as a charge sheet, in four short clauses: made a cold wind, brought down snow, froze the ice hard, harmed my master.
Send my master out this instant and all is settled;
萬事皆休, "and all of it is over" — the standard offer of terms before a fight starts.
but let half a 'no' burst out between your teeth, and you may look at the rake in my hand: I'll not spare you."
牙迸半個不字, "let half a no burst out between your teeth" — a wonderfully physical threat, and still the sort of thing spoken Chinese does well. There is a small technical prize here too. The 不 inside the quotation marks is not doing any negating; it is a character being named, like saying "the letter N." So it keeps its own dictionary tone, bù. In ordinary running speech, 不 standing before a falling tone like 字 would shift up to bú, and here it does not. 手中 中 zhōng; 看看 kàn.
Hearing this, the fiend gave a thin cold laugh: "This monk peddles a long tongue and brags with a great mouth.
長舌: 長 cháng. 胡誇大口, bragging with a big mouth. Note what the demon does with a death threat: he criticises its style. That is entirely in character.
It was indeed I who made the cold, sent down the snow, froze the river, and carried off your master.
攝 is to seize and carry off by magic rather than by hand. The confession comes without hesitation, because his defence was never that he is innocent — only that he was provoked first.
Now you come bawling to my gate, thinking to demand him back. But I fear this time will not be like the last. On that occasion I was going to a banquet and had brought no weapon, so I took my wound from you by mischance;
誤中你傷: 中 here is zhòng, "to be hit, to take a blow" — not the zhōng, "inside," of 手中 three lines back. 思量 keeps 量 as liáng; 那一番 and 那時節 both point, 那 nà.
Today you had better not think of running. I'll meet you in three bouts.
三合, three bouts — a wager with a fixed count. He proposes it because he expects to win it. The chapter will bring that number back three separate times, and never once in his favour.
Hold out against me for three bouts and I'll give your master back;
還你師父: 還 is huán, the verb "to give back," not the adverb hái, "still." 敵得我過 keeps 得 as dé.
fail, and I'll eat you along with him."
一發, "in one go, the whole lot together." He states the terms of eating them as calmly as he would state the terms of a bet, and that calm is the point.
The quarrel is conducted almost entirely in the language of a lawsuit. Bajie lays a charge. The demon answers with what a lawyer would call confession and avoidance — yes, he sent the snow and took the monk, but Bajie committed 冒名頂替之罪, the offence of false name and substitution, by taking the girl's place at the sacrifice, and it was the demon who came away wounded. He then claims to have already waived the matter, 已此讓了你, and asks why the file has been reopened. Every move is one a litigant would make, and the novel lets the fact that the subject of the suit is who may eat whom speak entirely for itself.
This is also the densest patch of double-reading characters in the chapter, and every one of them is settled by the sentence rather than by a dictionary. 甚 is shén, "what," in 為甚 and 甚麼 but shèn, "extremely," in 甚沒道理. 中 is zhōng, "inside," in 手中 but zhòng, "struck," in 誤中你傷. 還 is the verb huán, "give back," in 還你師父, not the adverb hái. And 倒 is dào, "on the contrary," not the dǎo, "topple," that turns up in the rake's poem a few lines later.
The demon's closing excuse — that last time he was on his way to a banquet and had left his weapon at home — is the alibi of every beaten duellist in history, and it sets up the three-bout wager that governs the rest of the fight.