第三十四回
魔王巧算困心猿
大聖騰挪騙寶貝
The Demon King, by artful reckoning, confounds the Mind-Monkey; the Great Sage, by shifting sleight, filches away the treasures.
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假妖誆魔
The False Imp Cozens the Fiend
八戒又在梁上喊道:「不好了,不好了,拴的是假貨,吊的是正身。」老魔停杯便問:「那豬八戒吆喝的是甚麼?」行者已變做小妖,上前道:「豬八戒攛道孫行者教變化走了罷,他不肯走,在那裡吆喝哩。」二魔道:「還說豬八戒老實,原來這等不老實,該打二十多嘴棍。」八戒又在梁上喊道:「不好了,不好了,拴的是假货,吊的是正身。」老魔停杯便问:「那猪八戒吆喝的是甚么?」行者已变做小妖,上前道:「猪八戒撺道孙行者教变化走了罢,他不肯走,在那里吆喝哩。」二魔道:「还说猪八戒老实,原来这等不老实,该打二十多嘴棍。」
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八戒又在梁上喊道:「不好了,不好了,拴的是假貨,吊的是正身。」老魔停杯便問:「那豬八戒吆喝的是甚麼?」
八戒又在梁上喊道:「不好了,不好了,拴的是假货,吊的是正身。」老魔停杯便问:「那猪八戒吆喝的是甚么?」
Bajie, up on the beam again, shouted: “It's bad, it's bad — what's tied is a fake, what's hung is the real thing!” The old fiend set down his cup and asked: “What's that Pig Bajie bawling about?”
拴的是假貨,吊的是正身 (shuān de shì jiǎ huò, diào de shì zhèng shēn), "what's tied is a fake, what's hung is the real thing" — Bajie again blurting the truth. 那豬八戒吆喝的是甚麼 (nà zhū bā jiè yāo hè de shì shén me), "what's that Pig bawling?" — deictic nà, 喝 read hè, to shout.
行者已變做小妖,上前道:「豬八戒攛道孫行者教變化走了罷,他不肯走,在那裡吆喝哩。」二魔道:「還說豬八戒老實,原來這等不老實,該打二十多嘴棍。」
行者已变做小妖,上前道:「猪八戒撺道孙行者教变化走了罢,他不肯走,在那里吆喝哩。」二魔道:「还说猪八戒老实,原来这等不老实,该打二十多嘴棍。」
Pilgrim, already changed into a little imp, stepped forward and said: “Pig Bajie is egging on Sun the Pilgrim, telling him to change shape and be off; but he won't go, and stands there bawling.” The second fiend said: “And they said Pig Bajie was honest — so this is how honest he is! He deserves twenty blows for a loose mouth.”
攛道孫行者教變化走了罷 (cuān dào sūn xíng zhě jiào biàn huà zǒu le ba), "egging Sun the Pilgrim to change and be off" — 教 read jiào, hortative ba. 還說豬八戒老實 (hái shuō zhū bā jiè lǎo shí), "and they said Pig was honest" — 還 read hái.
總評 Commentary
The chapter's running joke reaches its most perfect turn. Bajie, unable ever to hold his tongue, blurts the exact truth — the bound figure is a fake, the real Wukong is loose — and it saves nothing, because the truth from Bajie's mouth is worthless currency. The demon lord's response is not alarm but irritation: what is that Pig bawling about? The accurate warning is discounted precisely for coming from the party's least credible member.
And Wukong, now a bystander imp, seals the deception by weaponizing Bajie's honesty against him: he reports that Pig is trying to help Sun the Pilgrim escape, converting Bajie's true cry into evidence of treachery. The second fiend's verdict — so much for Pig's honesty, twenty blows for a loose mouth — completes the comic inversion, punishing the one truth-teller in the room for telling the truth. It is a small masterpiece of how a fool's veracity, in a house of fiends, becomes indistinguishable from a knave's lie.