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第三十四回
魔mó王wáng巧qiǎo算suàn困kùn心xīn猿yuán
大dà聖shèng騰téng挪nuó騙piàn寶bǎo貝bèi

The Demon King, by artful reckoning, confounds the Mind-Monkey; the Great Sage, by shifting sleight, filches away the treasures.

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小妖失寶

卻què說shuō那nà兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo妖yāo將jiāng假jiǎ葫hú蘆lu拿ná在zài手shǒu中zhōng,爭zhēng看kàn一yí會huì,忽hū擡tái頭tóu不bú見jiàn了le行xíng者zhě。伶líng俐lì蟲chóng道dào:「哥gē啊a,神shén仙xiān也yě會huì打dǎ誑kuáng語yǔ。他tā說shuō換huàn了le寶bǎo貝bèi,度dù我wǒ等děng成chéng仙xiān,怎zěn麼me不bù辭cí就jiù去qù了le?」精jīng細xì鬼guǐ道dào:「我wǒ們men相xiāng應yìng便pián宜yi的de多duō哩li,他tā敢gǎn去qù得de成chéng?拿ná過guò葫hú蘆lu來lái,等děng我wǒ裝zhuāng裝zhuāng天tiān,也yě試shì演yǎn試shì演yǎn看kàn。」却què说shuō那nà两liǎng个gè小xiǎo妖yāo将jiāng假jiǎ葫hú芦lu拿ná在zài手shǒu中zhōng,争zhēng看kàn一yí会huì,忽hū抬tái头tóu不bú见jiàn了le行xíng者zhě。伶líng俐lì虫chóng道dào:「哥gē啊a,神shén仙xiān也yě会huì打dǎ诳kuáng语yǔ。他tā说shuō换huàn了le宝bǎo贝bèi,度dù我wǒ等děng成chéng仙xiān,怎zěn么me不bù辞cí就jiù去qù了le?」精jīng细xì鬼guǐ道dào:「我wǒ们men相xiāng应yìng便pián宜yi的de多duō哩li,他tā敢gǎn去qù得de成chéng?拿ná过guò葫hú芦lu来lái,等děng我wǒ装zhuāng装zhuāng天tiān,也yě试shì演yǎn试shì演yǎn看kàn。」

兩試裝天

真zhēn個gè把bǎ葫hú蘆lu往wǎng上shàng一yì拋pāo,撲pū的de就jiù落luò將jiāng下xià來lái。慌huāng得de個gè伶líng俐lì蟲chóng道dào:「怎zěn麼me不bù裝zhuāng?不bù裝zhuāng?莫mò是shì孫sūn行xíng者zhě假jiǎ變biàn神shén仙xiān,將jiāng假jiǎ葫hú蘆lu換huàn了le我wǒ們men的de真zhēn的de去qù耶yé?」精jīng細xì鬼guǐ道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú說shuō,孫sūn行xíng者zhě是shì那nà三sān座zuò山shān壓yā住zhù了le,怎zěn生shēng得dé出chū?拿ná過guò來lái,等děng我wǒ念niàn他tā那nà幾jǐ句jù咒zhòu兒er裝zhuāng了le看kàn。」這zhè怪guài也yě把bǎ葫hú蘆lu兒er望wàng空kōng丟diū起qǐ,口kǒu中zhōng念niàn道dào:「若ruò有yǒu半bàn聲shēng不bù肯kěn,就jiù上shàng靈líng霄xiāo殿diàn上shàng,動dòng起qǐ刀dāo兵bīng。」念niàn不bù了liǎo,撲pū的de又yòu落luò將jiāng下xià來lái。兩liǎng妖yāo道dào:「不bù裝zhuāng,不bù裝zhuāng,一yí定dìng是shì個gè假jiǎ的de。」真zhēn个gè把bǎ葫hú芦lu往wǎng上shàng一yì抛pāo,扑pū的de就jiù落luò将jiāng下xià来lái。慌huāng得de个gè伶líng俐lì虫chóng道dào:「怎zěn么me不bù装zhuāng?不bù装zhuāng?莫mò是shì孙sūn行xíng者zhě假jiǎ变biàn神shén仙xiān,将jiāng假jiǎ葫hú芦lu换huàn了le我wǒ们men的de真zhēn的de去qù耶yé?」精jīng细xì鬼guǐ道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú说shuō,孙sūn行xíng者zhě是shì那nà三sān座zuò山shān压yā住zhù了le,怎zěn生shēng得dé出chū?拿ná过guò来lái,等děng我wǒ念niàn他tā那nà几jǐ句jù咒zhòu儿er装zhuāng了le看kàn。」这zhè怪guài也yě把bǎ葫hú芦lu儿er望wàng空kōng丢diū起qǐ,口kǒu中zhōng念niàn道dào:「若ruò有yǒu半bàn声shēng不bù肯kěn,就jiù上shàng灵líng霄xiāo殿diàn上shàng,动dòng起qǐ刀dāo兵bīng。」念niàn不bù了liǎo,扑pū的de又yòu落luò将jiāng下xià来lái。两liǎng妖yāo道dào:「不bù装zhuāng,不bù装zhuāng,一yí定dìng是shì个gè假jiǎ的de。」

毫毛歸身

正zhèng嚷rǎng處chù,孫sūn大dà聖shèng在zài半bàn空kōng裡lǐ聽tīng得de明míng白bái,看kàn得de真zhēn實shí,恐kǒng怕pà他tā弄nòng得de時shí辰chén多duō了le,緊jǐn要yào處chù走zǒu了le風fēng汛xùn,將jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,把bǎ那nà變biàn葫hú蘆lu的de毫háo毛máo收shōu上shàng身shēn來lái,弄nòng得de那nà兩liǎng個gè妖yāo四sì手shǒu皆jiē空kōng。精jīng細xì鬼guǐ道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,拿ná葫hú蘆lu來lái。」伶líng俐lì蟲chóng道dào:「你nǐ拿ná著zhe的de。」「天tiān呀yā!怎zěn麼me不bú見jiàn了le?」都dōu去qù地dì下xià亂luàn摸mō,草cǎo裡lǐ胡hú尋xún,吞tūn袖xiù子zi,揣chuāi腰yāo間jiān,那nǎ裡lǐ得dé有yǒu?正zhèng嚷rǎng处chù,孙sūn大dà圣shèng在zài半bàn空kōng里lǐ听tīng得de明míng白bái,看kàn得de真zhēn实shí,恐kǒng怕pà他tā弄nòng得de时shí辰chén多duō了le,紧jǐn要yào处chù走zǒu了le风fēng汛xùn,将jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,把bǎ那nà变biàn葫hú芦lu的de毫háo毛máo收shōu上shàng身shēn来lái,弄nòng得de那nà两liǎng个gè妖yāo四sì手shǒu皆jiē空kōng。精jīng细xì鬼guǐ道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,拿ná葫hú芦lu来lái。」伶líng俐lì虫chóng道dào:「你nǐ拿ná着zhe的de。」「天tiān呀yā!怎zěn么me不bú见jiàn了le?」都dōu去qù地dì下xià乱luàn摸mō,草cǎo里lǐ胡hú寻xún,吞tūn袖xiù子zi,揣chuāi腰yāo间jiān,那nǎ里lǐ得dé有yǒu?

商議回山

二èr妖yāo嚇xià得de呆dāi呆dāi掙zhēng掙zhēng道dào:「怎zěn的de好hǎo?怎zěn的de好hǎo?當dāng時shí大dà王wáng將jiāng寶bǎo貝bèi付fù與yǔ我wǒ們men,教jiào拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě。今jīn行xíng者zhě既jì不bù曾céng拿ná得dé,連lián寶bǎo貝bèi都dōu不bú見jiàn了le,我wǒ們men怎zěn敢gǎn去qù回huí話huà?這zhè一yí頓dùn直zhí直zhí的de打dǎ死sǐ了le也yě。怎zěn的de好hǎo!怎zěn的de好hǎo!」伶líng俐lì蟲chóng道dào:「我wǒ們men走zǒu了le罷ba。」精jīng細xì鬼guǐ道dào:「往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu麼me?」伶líng俐lì蟲chóng道dào:「不bù管guǎn那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu罷ba。若ruò回huí去qù說shuō沒méi寶bǎo貝bèi,斷duàn然rán是shì送sòng命mìng了le。」精jīng細xì鬼guǐ道dào:「不bú要yào走zǒu,還hái回huí去qù。二èr大dà王wáng平píng日rì看kàn你nǐ甚shèn好hǎo,我wǒ推tuī一yí句jù兒er在zài你nǐ身shēn上shàng。他tā若ruò肯kěn將jiāng就jiù,留liú得dé性xìng命mìng;說shuō不bú過guò,就jiù打dǎ死sǐ,還hái在zài此cǐ間jiān。莫mò弄nòng得de兩liǎng頭tóu不bù著zháo。去qù來lái,去qù來lái。」那nà怪guài商shāng議yì了le,轉zhuǎn步bù回huí山shān。二èr妖yāo吓xià得de呆dāi呆dāi挣zhēng挣zhēng道dào:「怎zěn的de好hǎo?怎zěn的de好hǎo?当dāng时shí大dà王wáng将jiāng宝bǎo贝bèi付fù与yǔ我wǒ们men,教jiào拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě。今jīn行xíng者zhě既jì不bù曾céng拿ná得dé,连lián宝bǎo贝bèi都dōu不bú见jiàn了le,我wǒ们men怎zěn敢gǎn去qù回huí话huà?这zhè一yí顿dùn直zhí直zhí的de打dǎ死sǐ了le也yě。怎zěn的de好hǎo!怎zěn的de好hǎo!」伶líng俐lì虫chóng道dào:「我wǒ们men走zǒu了le罢ba。」精jīng细xì鬼guǐ道dào:「往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu么me?」伶líng俐lì虫chóng道dào:「不bù管guǎn那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu罢ba。若ruò回huí去qù说shuō没méi宝bǎo贝bèi,断duàn然rán是shì送sòng命mìng了le。」精jīng细xì鬼guǐ道dào:「不bú要yào走zǒu,还hái回huí去qù。二èr大dà王wáng平píng日rì看kàn你nǐ甚shèn好hǎo,我wǒ推tuī一yí句jù儿er在zài你nǐ身shēn上shàng。他tā若ruò肯kěn将jiāng就jiù,留liú得dé性xìng命mìng;说shuō不bú过guò,就jiù打dǎ死sǐ,还hái在zài此cǐ间jiān。莫mò弄nòng得de两liǎng头tóu不bù着zháo。去qù来lái,去qù来lái。」那nà怪guài商shāng议yì了le,转zhuǎn步bù回huí山shān。

蒼蠅隨妖

行xíng者zhě在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng見jiàn他tā回huí去qù,又yòu搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn作zuò蒼cāng蠅yíng兒er,飛fēi下xià去qù,跟gēn著zhe小xiǎo妖yāo。你nǐ道dào他tā既jì變biàn了le蒼cāng蠅yíng,那nà寶bǎo貝bèi卻què放fàng在zài何hé處chù?如rú丟diū在zài路lù上shàng,藏cáng在zài草cǎo裡lǐ,被bèi人rén看kàn見jiàn拿ná去qù,卻què不bú是shì勞láo而ér無wú功gōng?他tā還hái帶dài在zài身shēn上shàng。帶dài在zài身shēn上shàng啊a,蒼cāng蠅yíng不bú過guò豆dòu粒lì大dà小xiǎo,如rú何hé容róng得de?原yuán來lái他tā那nà寶bǎo貝bèi,與yǔ他tā金jīn箍gū棒bàng相xiāng同tóng,叫jiào做zuò如rú意yì佛fó寶bǎo,隨suí身shēn變biàn化huà,可kě以yǐ大dà,可kě以yǐ小xiǎo,故gù身shēn上shàng亦yì可kě容róng得de。行xíng者zhě在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng见jiàn他tā回huí去qù,又yòu摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn作zuò苍cāng蝇yíng儿er,飞fēi下xià去qù,跟gēn着zhe小xiǎo妖yāo。你nǐ道dào他tā既jì变biàn了le苍cāng蝇yíng,那nà宝bǎo贝bèi却què放fàng在zài何hé处chù?如rú丢diū在zài路lù上shàng,藏cáng在zài草cǎo里lǐ,被bèi人rén看kàn见jiàn拿ná去qù,却què不bú是shì劳láo而ér无wú功gōng?他tā还hái带dài在zài身shēn上shàng。带dài在zài身shēn上shàng啊a,苍cāng蝇yíng不bú过guò豆dòu粒lì大dà小xiǎo,如rú何hé容róng得de?原yuán来lái他tā那nà宝bǎo贝bèi,与yǔ他tā金jīn箍gū棒bàng相xiāng同tóng,叫jiào做zuò如rú意yì佛fó宝bǎo,随suí身shēn变biàn化huà,可kě以yǐ大dà,可kě以yǐ小xiǎo,故gù身shēn上shàng亦yì可kě容róng得de。

洞中回話

他tā嚶yīng的de一yì聲shēng飛fēi下xià去qù,跟gēn定dìng那nà怪guài。不bù一yì時shí,到dào了le洞dòng裡lǐ。只zhǐ見jiàn那nà兩liǎng個gè魔mó頭tóu坐zuò在zài那nà裡lǐ飲yǐn酒jiǔ,小xiǎo妖yāo朝cháo上shàng跪guì下xià。行xíng者zhě就jiù釘dīng在zài那nà門mén櫃guì上shàng,側cè耳ěr聽tīng著zhe。小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「大dà王wáng。」二èr老lǎo魔mó即jí停tíng杯bēi道dào:「你nǐ們men來lái了le?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「來lái了le。」又yòu問wèn:「拿ná著zháo孫sūn行xíng者zhě否fǒu?」小xiǎo妖yāo叩kòu頭tóu,不bù敢gǎn聲shēng言yán。老lǎo魔mó又yòu問wèn,又yòu不bù敢gǎn應yìng,只zhǐ是shì叩kòu頭tóu。他tā嘤yīng的de一yì声shēng飞fēi下xià去qù,跟gēn定dìng那nà怪guài。不bù一yì时shí,到dào了le洞dòng里lǐ。只zhǐ见jiàn那nà两liǎng个gè魔mó头tóu坐zuò在zài那nà里lǐ饮yǐn酒jiǔ,小xiǎo妖yāo朝cháo上shàng跪guì下xià。行xíng者zhě就jiù钉dīng在zài那nà门mén柜guì上shàng,侧cè耳ěr听tīng着zhe。小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「大dà王wáng。」二èr老lǎo魔mó即jí停tíng杯bēi道dào:「你nǐ们men来lái了le?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「来lái了le。」又yòu问wèn:「拿ná着zháo孙sūn行xíng者zhě否fǒu?」小xiǎo妖yāo叩kòu头tóu,不bù敢gǎn声shēng言yán。老lǎo魔mó又yòu问wèn,又yòu不bù敢gǎn应yìng,只zhǐ是shì叩kòu头tóu。

小妖訴情

問wèn之zhī再zài三sān,小xiǎo妖yāo俯fǔ伏fú在zài地dì:「赦shè小xiǎo的de萬wàn千qiān死sǐ罪zuì,赦shè小xiǎo的de萬wàn千qiān死sǐ罪zuì。我wǒ等děng執zhí著zhe寶bǎo貝bèi,走zǒu到dào半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,忽hū遇yù著zháo蓬péng萊lái山shān一yí個gè神shén仙xiān。他tā問wèn我wǒ們men那nǎ裡lǐ去qù,我wǒ們men答dá道dào:『拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě去qù。』那nà神shén仙xiān聽tīng見jiàn說shuō孫sūn行xíng者zhě,他tā也yě惱nǎo他tā,要yào與yǔ我wǒ們men幫bāng工gōng。是shì我wǒ們men不bù曾céng叫jiào他tā幫bāng工gōng,卻què將jiāng拿ná寶bǎo貝bèi裝zhuāng人rén的de情qíng由yóu,與yǔ他tā說shuō了le。那nà神shén仙xiān也yě有yǒu個gè葫hú蘆lu,善shàn能néng裝zhuāng天tiān。我wǒ們men也yě是shì妄wàng想xiǎng之zhī心xīn,養yǎng家jiā之zhī意yì:他tā的de裝zhuāng天tiān,我wǒ的de裝zhuāng人rén,與yǔ他tā換huàn了le罷bà。原yuán說shuō葫hú蘆lu換huàn葫hú蘆lu,伶líng俐lì蟲chóng又yòu貼tiē他tā個gè淨jìng瓶píng。誰shuí想xiǎng他tā仙xiān家jiā之zhī物wù,近jìn不bù得de凡fán人rén之zhī手shǒu。正zhèng試shì演yǎn處chù,就jiù連lián人rén都dōu不bú見jiàn了le。萬wàn望wàng饒ráo小xiǎo的de們men死sǐ罪zuì。」问wèn之zhī再zài三sān,小xiǎo妖yāo俯fǔ伏fú在zài地dì:「赦shè小xiǎo的de万wàn千qiān死sǐ罪zuì,赦shè小xiǎo的de万wàn千qiān死sǐ罪zuì。我wǒ等děng执zhí着zhe宝bǎo贝bèi,走zǒu到dào半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,忽hū遇yù着zháo蓬péng莱lái山shān一yí个gè神shén仙xiān。他tā问wèn我wǒ们men那nǎ里lǐ去qù,我wǒ们men答dá道dào:『拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě去qù。』那nà神shén仙xiān听tīng见jiàn说shuō孙sūn行xíng者zhě,他tā也yě恼nǎo他tā,要yào与yǔ我wǒ们men帮bāng工gōng。是shì我wǒ们men不bù曾céng叫jiào他tā帮bāng工gōng,却què将jiāng拿ná宝bǎo贝bèi装zhuāng人rén的de情qíng由yóu,与yǔ他tā说shuō了le。那nà神shén仙xiān也yě有yǒu个gè葫hú芦lu,善shàn能néng装zhuāng天tiān。我wǒ们men也yě是shì妄wàng想xiǎng之zhī心xīn,养yǎng家jiā之zhī意yì:他tā的de装zhuāng天tiān,我wǒ的de装zhuāng人rén,与yǔ他tā换huàn了le罢bà。原yuán说shuō葫hú芦lu换huàn葫hú芦lu,伶líng俐lì虫chóng又yòu贴tiē他tā个gè净jìng瓶píng。谁shuí想xiǎng他tā仙xiān家jiā之zhī物wù,近jìn不bù得de凡fán人rén之zhī手shǒu。正zhèng试shì演yǎn处chù,就jiù连lián人rén都dōu不bú见jiàn了le。万wàn望wàng饶ráo小xiǎo的de们men死sǐ罪zuì。」

二魔獻策

老lǎo魔mó聽tīng說shuō,暴bào躁zào如rú雷léi道dào:「罷bà了le,罷bà了le,這zhè就jiù是shì孫sūn行xíng者zhě假jiǎ妝zhuāng神shén仙xiān騙piàn哄hǒng去qù了le。那nà猴hóu頭tóu神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,處chù處chù人rén熟shú,不bù知zhī那nǎ個gè毛máo神shén放fàng他tā出chū來lái,騙piàn去qù寶bǎo貝bèi。」二èr魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng長zhǎng息xī怒nù。叵pǒ耐nài那nà猴hóu頭tóu著zhuó然rán無wú禮lǐ,既jì有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,便biàn走zǒu了le也yě罷bà,怎zěn麼me又yòu騙piàn寶bǎo貝bèi?我wǒ若ruò沒méi本běn事shì拿ná他tā,永yǒng不bú在zài西xī方fāng路lù上shàng為wéi怪guài。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「怎zěn生shēng拿ná他tā?」二èr魔mó道dào:「我wǒ們men有yǒu五wǔ件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi,去qù了le兩liǎng件jiàn,還hái有yǒu三sān件jiàn,務wù要yào拿ná住zhù他tā。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「還hái有yǒu那nǎ三sān件jiàn?」二èr魔mó道dào:「還hái有yǒu七qī星xīng劍jiàn與yǔ芭bā蕉jiāo扇shàn在zài我wǒ身shēn邊biān,那nà一yì條tiáo幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng,在zài壓yā龍lóng山shān壓yā龍lóng洞dòng老lǎo母mǔ親qīn那nà裡lǐ收shōu著zhe哩li。如rú今jīn差chāi兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo妖yāo去qù請qǐng母mǔ親qīn來lái吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,就jiù教jiào他tā帶dài幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng來lái拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「差chāi那nǎ個gè去qù?」二èr魔mó道dào:「不bù差chāi這zhè樣yàng廢fèi物wù去qù。」老lǎo魔mó听tīng说shuō,暴bào躁zào如rú雷léi道dào:「罢bà了le,罢bà了le,这zhè就jiù是shì孙sūn行xíng者zhě假jiǎ妆zhuāng神shén仙xiān骗piàn哄hǒng去qù了le。那nà猴hóu头tóu神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,处chù处chù人rén熟shú,不bù知zhī那nǎ个gè毛máo神shén放fàng他tā出chū来lái,骗piàn去qù宝bǎo贝bèi。」二èr魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng长zhǎng息xī怒nù。叵pǒ耐nài那nà猴hóu头tóu着zhuó然rán无wú礼lǐ,既jì有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,便biàn走zǒu了le也yě罢bà,怎zěn么me又yòu骗piàn宝bǎo贝bèi?我wǒ若ruò没méi本běn事shì拿ná他tā,永yǒng不bú在zài西xī方fāng路lù上shàng为wéi怪guài。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「怎zěn生shēng拿ná他tā?」二èr魔mó道dào:「我wǒ们men有yǒu五wǔ件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi,去qù了le两liǎng件jiàn,还hái有yǒu三sān件jiàn,务wù要yào拿ná住zhù他tā。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「还hái有yǒu那nǎ三sān件jiàn?」二èr魔mó道dào:「还hái有yǒu七qī星xīng剑jiàn与yǔ芭bā蕉jiāo扇shàn在zài我wǒ身shēn边biān,那nà一yì条tiáo幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng,在zài压yā龙lóng山shān压yā龙lóng洞dòng老lǎo母mǔ亲qīn那nà里lǐ收shōu着zhe哩li。如rú今jīn差chāi两liǎng个gè小xiǎo妖yāo去qù请qǐng母mǔ亲qīn来lái吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,就jiù教jiào他tā带dài幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng来lái拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「差chāi那nǎ个gè去qù?」二èr魔mó道dào:「不bù差chāi这zhè样yàng废fèi物wù去qù。」

差遣伴當

將jiāng精jīng細xì鬼guǐ、伶líng俐lì蟲chóng一yì聲shēng喝hè起qǐ。二èr人rén道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà,打dǎ也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ,罵mà也yě不bù曾céng罵mà,卻què就jiù饒ráo了le。」二èr魔mó道dào:「叫jiào那nà常cháng隨suí的de伴bàn當dāng巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng來lái。」二èr人rén跪guì下xià,二èr魔mó吩fēn咐fù道dào:「你nǐ卻què要yào小xiǎo心xīn。」俱jù應yìng道dào:「小xiǎo心xīn。」「卻què要yào仔zǐ細xì。」俱jù應yìng道dào:「仔zǐ細xì。」又yòu問wèn道dào:「你nǐ認rèn得de老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai家jiā麼me?」又yòu俱jù應yìng道dào:「認rèn得de。」「你nǐ既jì認rèn得de,你nǐ快kuài早zǎo走zǒu動dòng,到dào老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai處chù,多duō多duō拜bài上shàng,說shuō請qǐng吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu哩li;就jiù著zhe帶dài幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng來lái,要yào拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě。」将jiāng精jīng细xì鬼guǐ、伶líng俐lì虫chóng一yì声shēng喝hè起qǐ。二èr人rén道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà,打dǎ也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ,骂mà也yě不bù曾céng骂mà,却què就jiù饶ráo了le。」二èr魔mó道dào:「叫jiào那nà常cháng随suí的de伴bàn当dāng巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng来lái。」二èr人rén跪guì下xià,二èr魔mó吩fēn咐fù道dào:「你nǐ却què要yào小xiǎo心xīn。」俱jù应yìng道dào:「小xiǎo心xīn。」「却què要yào仔zǐ细xì。」俱jù应yìng道dào:「仔zǐ细xì。」又yòu问wèn道dào:「你nǐ认rèn得de老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai家jiā么me?」又yòu俱jù应yìng道dào:「认rèn得de。」「你nǐ既jì认rèn得de,你nǐ快kuài早zǎo走zǒu动dòng,到dào老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai处chù,多duō多duō拜bài上shàng,说shuō请qǐng吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu哩li;就jiù着zhe带dài幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng来lái,要yào拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě。」

蠅隨疾走

二èr怪guài領lǐng命mìng疾jí走zǒu。怎zěn知zhī那nà行xíng者zhě在zài傍páng,一yì一yì聽tīng得de明míng白bái。他tā展zhǎn開kāi翅chì,飛fēi將jiāng去qù,趕gǎn上shàng巴bā山shān虎hǔ,釘dīng在zài他tā身shēn上shàng。行xíng經jīng二èr三sān里lǐ,就jiù要yào打dǎ殺shā他tā兩liǎng個gè。又yòu思sī道dào:「打dǎ死sǐ他tā,有yǒu何hé難nán事shì?但dàn他tā奶nǎi奶nai身shēn邊biān有yǒu那nà幌huǎng金jīn索suǒ,又yòu不bù知zhī住zhù在zài何hé處chù,等děng我wǒ且qiě問wèn他tā一yí問wèn再zài打dǎ。」好hǎo行xíng者zhě,嚶yīng的de一yì聲shēng,躲duǒ離lí小xiǎo妖yāo,讓ràng他tā先xiān行xíng有yǒu百bǎi十shí步bù。卻què又yòu搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,也yě變biàn做zuò個gè小xiǎo妖yāo兒er,戴dài一yì頂dǐng狐hú皮pí帽mào子zi,將jiāng虎hǔ皮pí裙qún子zi倒dào插chā上shàng來lái勒lēi住zhù,趕gǎn上shàng道dào:「走zǒu路lù的de,等děng我wǒ一yì等děng。」二èr怪guài领lǐng命mìng疾jí走zǒu。怎zěn知zhī那nà行xíng者zhě在zài傍páng,一yì一yì听tīng得de明míng白bái。他tā展zhǎn开kāi翅chì,飞fēi将jiāng去qù,赶gǎn上shàng巴bā山shān虎hǔ,钉dīng在zài他tā身shēn上shàng。行xíng经jīng二èr三sān里lǐ,就jiù要yào打dǎ杀shā他tā两liǎng个gè。又yòu思sī道dào:「打dǎ死sǐ他tā,有yǒu何hé难nán事shì?但dàn他tā奶nǎi奶nai身shēn边biān有yǒu那nà幌huǎng金jīn索suǒ,又yòu不bù知zhī住zhù在zài何hé处chù,等děng我wǒ且qiě问wèn他tā一yí问wèn再zài打dǎ。」好hǎo行xíng者zhě,嘤yīng的de一yì声shēng,躲duǒ离lí小xiǎo妖yāo,让ràng他tā先xiān行xíng有yǒu百bǎi十shí步bù。却què又yòu摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,也yě变biàn做zuò个gè小xiǎo妖yāo儿er,戴dài一yì顶dǐng狐hú皮pí帽mào子zi,将jiāng虎hǔ皮pí裙qún子zi倒dào插chā上shàng来lái勒lēi住zhù,赶gǎn上shàng道dào:「走zǒu路lù的de,等děng我wǒ一yì等děng。」

冒充外班

那nà倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng回huí頭tóu問wèn道dào:「是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「好hǎo哥gē啊a,連lián自zì家jiā人rén也yě認rèn不bù得de?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「我wǒ家jiā沒méi有yǒu你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn麼me沒méi我wǒ?你nǐ再zài認rèn認rèn我wǒ。」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「面miàn生shēng,面miàn生shēng,不bù曾céng相xiāng會huì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì。你nǐ們men不bù曾céng會huì著zháo我wǒ,我wǒ是shì外wài班bān的de。」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「外wài班bān長zhǎng官guān,是shì不bù曾céng會huì。你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「大dà王wáng說shuō差chāi你nǐ二èr位wèi請qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai來lái吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,教jiào他tā就jiù帶dài幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng來lái,拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě。恐kǒng你nǐ二èr位wèi走zǒu得de緩huǎn,有yǒu些xiē貪tān頑wán,誤wù了le正zhèng事shì,又yòu差chāi我wǒ來lái催cuī你nǐ們men快kuài去qù。」那nà倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng回huí头tóu问wèn道dào:「是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「好hǎo哥gē啊a,连lián自zì家jiā人rén也yě认rèn不bù得de?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「我wǒ家jiā没méi有yǒu你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn么me没méi我wǒ?你nǐ再zài认rèn认rèn我wǒ。」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「面miàn生shēng,面miàn生shēng,不bù曾céng相xiāng会huì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì。你nǐ们men不bù曾céng会huì着zháo我wǒ,我wǒ是shì外wài班bān的de。」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「外wài班bān长zhǎng官guān,是shì不bù曾céng会huì。你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「大dà王wáng说shuō差chāi你nǐ二èr位wèi请qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai来lái吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,教jiào他tā就jiù带dài幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng来lái,拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě。恐kǒng你nǐ二èr位wèi走zǒu得de缓huǎn,有yǒu些xiē贪tān顽wán,误wù了le正zhèng事shì,又yòu差chāi我wǒ来lái催cuī你nǐ们men快kuài去qù。」

刮殺小妖

小xiǎo妖yāo見jiàn說shuō著zhe海hǎi底dǐ眼yǎn,更gèng不bù疑yí惑huò,把bǎ行xíng者zhě果guǒ認rèn做zuò一yì家jiā人rén。急jí急jí忙máng忙máng,往wǎng前qián飛fēi跑pǎo,一yí氣qì又yòu跑pǎo有yǒu八bā九jiǔ里lǐ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「忒tè走zǒu快kuài了le些xiē。我wǒ們men離lí家jiā有yǒu多duō少shǎo路lù了le?」小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「有yǒu十shí五wǔ六liù里lǐ了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「還hái有yǒu多duō遠yuǎn?」倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「烏wū林lín子zi裡lǐ就jiù是shì。」行xíng者zhě擡tái頭tóu見jiàn一yí帶dài黑hēi林lín不bù遠yuǎn,料liào得de那nà老lǎo怪guài只zhǐ在zài林lín子zi裡lǐ外wài。卻què立lì定dìng步bù,讓ràng那nà小xiǎo怪guài前qián走zǒu。即jí取qǔ出chū鐵tiě棒bàng,走zǒu上shàng前qián,著zháo腳jiǎo後hòu一yì刮guā。可kě憐lián忒tè不bù禁jīn打dǎ,就jiù把bǎ兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo妖yāo刮guā做zuò一yì團tuán肉ròu餅bǐng。卻què拖tuō著zhe腳jiǎo,藏cáng在zài路lù傍páng深shēn草cǎo科kē裡lǐ。小xiǎo妖yāo见jiàn说shuō着zhe海hǎi底dǐ眼yǎn,更gèng不bù疑yí惑huò,把bǎ行xíng者zhě果guǒ认rèn做zuò一yì家jiā人rén。急jí急jí忙máng忙máng,往wǎng前qián飞fēi跑pǎo,一yí气qì又yòu跑pǎo有yǒu八bā九jiǔ里lǐ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「忒tè走zǒu快kuài了le些xiē。我wǒ们men离lí家jiā有yǒu多duō少shǎo路lù了le?」小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「有yǒu十shí五wǔ六liù里lǐ了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「还hái有yǒu多duō远yuǎn?」倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「乌wū林lín子zi里lǐ就jiù是shì。」行xíng者zhě抬tái头tóu见jiàn一yí带dài黑hēi林lín不bù远yuǎn,料liào得de那nà老lǎo怪guài只zhǐ在zài林lín子zi里lǐ外wài。却què立lì定dìng步bù,让ràng那nà小xiǎo怪guài前qián走zǒu。即jí取qǔ出chū铁tiě棒bàng,走zǒu上shàng前qián,着zháo脚jiǎo后hòu一yì刮guā。可kě怜lián忒tè不bù禁jīn打dǎ,就jiù把bǎ两liǎng个gè小xiǎo妖yāo刮guā做zuò一yì团tuán肉ròu饼bǐng。却què拖tuō着zhe脚jiǎo,藏cáng在zài路lù傍páng深shēn草cǎo科kē里lǐ。

變身赴洞

即jí便biàn拔bá下xià一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」變biàn做zuò個gè巴bā山shān虎hǔ,自zì身shēn卻què變biàn做zuò個gè倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng。假jiǎ妝zhuāng做zuò兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,徑jìng往wǎng那nà壓yā龍lóng洞dòng請qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai。這zhè叫jiào做zuò七qī十shí二èr變biàn神shén通tōng大dà,指zhǐ物wù騰téng那nuó手shǒu段duàn高gāo。即jí便biàn拔bá下xià一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」变biàn做zuò个gè巴bā山shān虎hǔ,自zì身shēn却què变biàn做zuò个gè倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng。假jiǎ妆zhuāng做zuò两liǎng个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,径jìng往wǎng那nà压yā龙lóng洞dòng请qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai。这zhè叫jiào做zuò七qī十shí二èr变biàn神shén通tōng大dà,指zhǐ物wù腾téng那nuó手shǒu段duàn高gāo。

洞門詐入 · 老媽媽像

三sān五wǔ步bù,跳tiào到dào林lín子zi裡lǐ。正zhèng找zhǎo尋xún處chù,只zhǐ見jiàn有yǒu兩liǎng扇shàn石shí門mén,半bàn開kāi半bàn掩yǎn,不bù敢gǎn擅shàn入rù。只zhǐ得dé洋yáng叫jiào一yì聲shēng:「開kāi門mén!開kāi門mén!」早zǎo驚jīng動dòng那nà把bǎ門mén的de一yí個gè女nǚ怪guài,將jiāng那nà半bàn扇shàn兒er開kāi了le,道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì平píng頂dǐng山shān蓮lián花huā洞dòng裡lǐ差chāi來lái請qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai的de。」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「進jìn去qù。」到dào了le二èr層céng門mén下xià,閃shǎn著zhe頭tóu,往wǎng裡lǐ觀guān看kàn,又yòu見jiàn那nà正zhèng當dāng中zhōng坐zuò著zhe一yí個gè老lǎo媽mā媽ma兒er。你nǐ道dào他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú樣yàng?但dàn見jiàn:三sān五wǔ步bù,跳tiào到dào林lín子zi里lǐ。正zhèng找zhǎo寻xún处chù,只zhǐ见jiàn有yǒu两liǎng扇shàn石shí门mén,半bàn开kāi半bàn掩yǎn,不bù敢gǎn擅shàn入rù。只zhǐ得dé洋yáng叫jiào一yì声shēng:「开kāi门mén!开kāi门mén!」早zǎo惊jīng动dòng那nà把bǎ门mén的de一yí个gè女nǚ怪guài,将jiāng那nà半bàn扇shàn儿er开kāi了le,道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì平píng顶dǐng山shān莲lián花huā洞dòng里lǐ差chāi来lái请qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai的de。」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「进jìn去qù。」到dào了le二èr层céng门mén下xià,闪shǎn着zhe头tóu,往wǎng里lǐ观guān看kàn,又yòu见jiàn那nà正zhèng当dāng中zhōng坐zuò着zhe一yí个gè老lǎo妈mā妈ma儿er。你nǐ道dào他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú样yàng?但dàn见jiàn:

雪xuě鬢bìn蓬péng鬆sōng,星xīng光guāng晃huǎng亮liàng。雪xuě鬓bìn蓬péng松sōng,星xīng光guāng晃huǎng亮liàng。
臉liǎn皮pí紅hóng潤rùn皺zhòu文wén多duō,牙yá齒chǐ稀xī疏shū神shén氣qì壯zhuàng。脸liǎn皮pí红hóng润rùn皱zhòu文wén多duō,牙yá齿chǐ稀xī疏shū神shén气qì壮zhuàng。
貌mào似sì花huā殘cán霜shuāng裡lǐ色sè,形xíng如rú松sōng老lǎo雨yǔ餘yú顏yán。貌mào似sì花huā残cán霜shuāng里lǐ色sè,形xíng如rú松sōng老lǎo雨yǔ余yú颜yán。
頭tóu纏chán白bái練liàn攢cuán絲sī帕pà,耳ěr墜zhuì黃huáng金jīn嵌qiàn寶bǎo環huán。头tóu缠chán白bái练liàn攒cuán丝sī帕pà,耳ěr坠zhuì黄huáng金jīn嵌qiàn宝bǎo环huán。
假妝痛哭

孫sūn大dà聖shèng見jiàn了le,不bù敢gǎn進jìn去qù,只zhǐ在zài二èr門mén外wài仵wǔ著zhe臉liǎn,脫tuō脫tuō的de哭kū起qǐ來lái,你nǐ道dào他tā哭kū怎zěn的de,莫mò成chéng是shì怕pà他tā?就jiù怕pà也yě便biàn不bù哭kū,況kuàng先xiān哄hǒng了le他tā的de寶bǎo貝bèi,又yòu打dǎ死sǐ他tā的de小xiǎo妖yāo,卻què為wèi何hé而ér哭kū?他tā當dāng時shí曾céng下xià九jiǔ鼎dǐng油yóu鍋guō,就jiù煠zhá了le七qī八bā日rì,也yě不bù曾céng有yǒu一yì點diǎn淚lèi兒er。只zhǐ為wèi想xiǎng起qǐ唐táng僧sēng取qǔ經jīng的de苦kǔ惱nǎo,他tā就jiù淚lèi出chū痛tòng腸cháng,放fàng眼yǎn便biàn哭kū。孙sūn大dà圣shèng见jiàn了le,不bù敢gǎn进jìn去qù,只zhǐ在zài二èr门mén外wài仵wǔ着zhe脸liǎn,脱tuō脱tuō的de哭kū起qǐ来lái,你nǐ道dào他tā哭kū怎zěn的de,莫mò成chéng是shì怕pà他tā?就jiù怕pà也yě便biàn不bù哭kū,况kuàng先xiān哄hǒng了le他tā的de宝bǎo贝bèi,又yòu打dǎ死sǐ他tā的de小xiǎo妖yāo,却què为wèi何hé而ér哭kū?他tā当dāng时shí曾céng下xià九jiǔ鼎dǐng油yóu锅guō,就jiù煠zhá了le七qī八bā日rì,也yě不bù曾céng有yǒu一yì点diǎn泪lèi儿er。只zhǐ为wèi想xiǎng起qǐ唐táng僧sēng取qǔ经jīng的de苦kǔ恼nǎo,他tā就jiù泪lèi出chū痛tòng肠cháng,放fàng眼yǎn便biàn哭kū。

心拜此怪

心xīn卻què想xiǎng道dào:「老lǎo孫sūn既jì顯xiǎn手shǒu段duàn,變biàn做zuò小xiǎo妖yāo,來lái請qǐng這zhè老lǎo怪guài,沒méi有yǒu個gè直zhí直zhí的de站zhàn了le說shuō話huà之zhī理lǐ,一yí定dìng見jiàn他tā磕kē頭tóu才cái是shì。我wǒ為wéi人rén做zuò了le一yì場cháng好hǎo漢hàn,止zhǐ拜bài了le三sān個gè人rén:西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó祖zǔ;南nán海hǎi拜bài觀guān音yīn;兩liǎng界jiè山shān師shī父fù救jiù了le我wǒ,我wǒ拜bài了le他tā四sì拜bài。為wèi他tā使shǐ碎suì六liù葉yè連lián肝gān肺fèi,用yòng盡jìn三sān毛máo七qī孔kǒng心xīn。一yí卷juàn經jīng能néng值zhí幾jǐ何hé?今jīn日rì卻què教jiào我wǒ去qù拜bài此cǐ怪guài。若ruò不bú跪guì拜bài,必bì定dìng走zǒu了le風fēng汛xùn。苦kǔ啊a!算suàn來lái只zhǐ為wèi師shī父fù受shòu困kùn,故gù使shǐ我wǒ受shòu辱rǔ於yú人rén。」心xīn却què想xiǎng道dào:「老lǎo孙sūn既jì显xiǎn手shǒu段duàn,变biàn做zuò小xiǎo妖yāo,来lái请qǐng这zhè老lǎo怪guài,没méi有yǒu个gè直zhí直zhí的de站zhàn了le说shuō话huà之zhī理lǐ,一yí定dìng见jiàn他tā磕kē头tóu才cái是shì。我wǒ为wéi人rén做zuò了le一yì场cháng好hǎo汉hàn,止zhǐ拜bài了le三sān个gè人rén:西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó祖zǔ;南nán海hǎi拜bài观guān音yīn;两liǎng界jiè山shān师shī父fù救jiù了le我wǒ,我wǒ拜bài了le他tā四sì拜bài。为wèi他tā使shǐ碎suì六liù叶yè连lián肝gān肺fèi,用yòng尽jìn三sān毛máo七qī孔kǒng心xīn。一yí卷juàn经jīng能néng值zhí几jǐ何hé?今jīn日rì却què教jiào我wǒ去qù拜bài此cǐ怪guài。若ruò不bú跪guì拜bài,必bì定dìng走zǒu了le风fēng汛xùn。苦kǔ啊a!算suàn来lái只zhǐ为wèi师shī父fù受shòu困kùn,故gù使shǐ我wǒ受shòu辱rǔ于yú人rén。」

跪請老怪

到dào此cǐ際jì也yě沒méi及jí奈nài何hé,撞zhuàng將jiāng進jìn去qù,朝cháo上shàng跪guì下xià道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai磕kē頭tóu。」那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ兒ér,起qǐ來lái。」行xíng者zhě暗àn道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,叫jiào得de結jié實shí!」老lǎo怪guài問wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「平píng頂dǐng山shān蓮lián花huā洞dòng,蒙méng二èr位wèi大dà王wáng有yǒu令lìng,差chāi來lái請qǐng奶nǎi奶nai去qù吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,教jiào帶dài幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng,要yào拿ná孫sūn行xíng者zhě哩li。」老lǎo怪guài大dà喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo孝xiào順shùn的de兒ér子zi。」就jiù去qù叫jiào擡tái出chū轎jiào來lái。行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de兒ér啊a,妖yāo精jīng也yě擡tái轎jiào?」到dào此cǐ际jì也yě没méi及jí奈nài何hé,撞zhuàng将jiāng进jìn去qù,朝cháo上shàng跪guì下xià道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai磕kē头tóu。」那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ儿ér,起qǐ来lái。」行xíng者zhě暗àn道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,叫jiào得de结jié实shí!」老lǎo怪guài问wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「平píng顶dǐng山shān莲lián花huā洞dòng,蒙méng二èr位wèi大dà王wáng有yǒu令lìng,差chāi来lái请qǐng奶nǎi奶nai去qù吃chī唐táng僧sēng肉ròu,教jiào带dài幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng,要yào拿ná孙sūn行xíng者zhě哩li。」老lǎo怪guài大dà喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo孝xiào顺shùn的de儿ér子zi。」就jiù去qù叫jiào抬tái出chū轿jiào来lái。行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de儿ér啊a,妖yāo精jīng也yě抬tái轿jiào?」

起轎開路

後hòu壁bì廂xiāng即jí有yǒu兩liǎng個gè女nǚ怪guài擡tái出chū一yì頂dǐng香xiāng藤téng轎jiào,放fàng在zài門mén外wài,掛guà上shàng青qīng絹juàn緯wěi幔màn。老lǎo怪guài起qǐ身shēn出chū洞dòng,坐zuò在zài轎jiào裡lǐ。後hòu有yǒu幾jǐ個gè小xiǎo女nǚ妖yāo捧pěng著zhe減jiǎn粧zhuāng,端duān著zhe鏡jìng架jià,提tí著zhe手shǒu巾jīn,托tuō著zhe香xiāng盒hé,跟gēn隨suí左zuǒ右yòu。那nà老lǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ們men來lái怎zěn的de?我wǒ往wǎng自zì家jiā兒ér子zi去qù處chù,愁chóu那nà裡lǐ沒méi人rén伏fú侍shì,要yào你nǐ們men去qù獻xiàn勤qín塌tā嘴zuǐ?都dōu回huí去qù,關guān了le門mén看kān家jiā。」那nà幾jǐ個gè小xiǎo妖yāo果guǒ俱jù回huí去qù,止zhǐ有yǒu兩liǎng個gè擡tái轎jiào的de。老lǎo怪guài問wèn道dào:「那nà差chāi來lái的de叫jiào做zuò甚shén麼me名míng字zì?」行xíng者zhě連lián忙máng答dá應yìng道dào:「他tā叫jiào做zuò巴bā山shān虎hǔ,我wǒ叫jiào做zuò倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ兩liǎng個gè前qián走zǒu,與yǔ我wǒ開kāi路lù。」行xíng者zhě暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「可kě是shì晦huì氣qì,經jīng倒dào不bù曾céng取qǔ得dé,且qiě來lái替tì他tā做zuò皂zào隸lì。」卻què又yòu不bù敢gǎn抵dǐ強qiáng,只zhǐ得dé向xiàng前qián引yǐn路lù,大dà四sì聲shēng喝hè起qǐ。后hòu壁bì厢xiāng即jí有yǒu两liǎng个gè女nǚ怪guài抬tái出chū一yì顶dǐng香xiāng藤téng轿jiào,放fàng在zài门mén外wài,挂guà上shàng青qīng绢juàn纬wěi幔màn。老lǎo怪guài起qǐ身shēn出chū洞dòng,坐zuò在zài轿jiào里lǐ。后hòu有yǒu几jǐ个gè小xiǎo女nǚ妖yāo捧pěng着zhe减jiǎn粧zhuāng,端duān着zhe镜jìng架jià,提tí着zhe手shǒu巾jīn,托tuō着zhe香xiāng盒hé,跟gēn随suí左zuǒ右yòu。那nà老lǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ们men来lái怎zěn的de?我wǒ往wǎng自zì家jiā儿ér子zi去qù处chù,愁chóu那nà里lǐ没méi人rén伏fú侍shì,要yào你nǐ们men去qù献xiàn勤qín塌tā嘴zuǐ?都dōu回huí去qù,关guān了le门mén看kān家jiā。」那nà几jǐ个gè小xiǎo妖yāo果guǒ俱jù回huí去qù,止zhǐ有yǒu两liǎng个gè抬tái轿jiào的de。老lǎo怪guài问wèn道dào:「那nà差chāi来lái的de叫jiào做zuò甚shén么me名míng字zì?」行xíng者zhě连lián忙máng答dá应yìng道dào:「他tā叫jiào做zuò巴bā山shān虎hǔ,我wǒ叫jiào做zuò倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ两liǎng个gè前qián走zǒu,与yǔ我wǒ开kāi路lù。」行xíng者zhě暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「可kě是shì晦huì气qì,经jīng倒dào不bù曾céng取qǔ得dé,且qiě来lái替tì他tā做zuò皂zào隶lì。」却què又yòu不bù敢gǎn抵dǐ强qiáng,只zhǐ得dé向xiàng前qián引yǐn路lù,大dà四sì声shēng喝hè起qǐ。

燒餅誘妖

行xíng了le五wǔ六liù里lǐ遠yuǎn近jìn,他tā就jiù坐zuò在zài石shí崖yá上shàng,等děng候hòu那nà擡tái轎jiào的de到dào了le,行xíng者zhě道dào:「略lüè歇xiē歇xiē如rú何hé?壓yā得de肩jiān頭tóu疼téng啊a。」小xiǎo怪guài那nǎ知zhī甚shén麼me訣jué竅qiào,就jiù把bǎ轎jiào子zi歇xiē下xià。行xíng者zhě在zài轎jiào後hòu,胸xiōng脯pú上shàng拔bá下xià一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,變biàn做zuò一yí個gè大dà燒shāo餅bǐng,抱bào著zhe啃kěn。轎jiào夫fū道dào:「長zhǎng官guān,你nǐ吃chī的de是shì甚shén麼me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù好hǎo說shuō。這zhè遠yuǎn的de路lù,來lái請qǐng奶nǎi奶nai,沒méi些xiē兒er賞shǎng賜cì,肚dù裡lǐ饑jī了le,原yuán帶dài來lái的de乾gān糧liáng,等děng我wǒ吃chī些xiē兒er再zài走zǒu。」轎jiào夫fū道dào:「把bǎ些xiē兒er我wǒ們men吃chī吃chī。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「來lái麼me,都dōu是shì一yì家jiā人rén,怎zěn麼me計jì較jiào?」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,圍wéi住zhù行xíng者zhě,分fēn其qí乾gān糧liáng。行xíng了le五wǔ六liù里lǐ远yuǎn近jìn,他tā就jiù坐zuò在zài石shí崖yá上shàng,等děng候hòu那nà抬tái轿jiào的de到dào了le,行xíng者zhě道dào:「略lüè歇xiē歇xiē如rú何hé?压yā得de肩jiān头tóu疼téng啊a。」小xiǎo怪guài那nǎ知zhī甚shén么me诀jué窍qiào,就jiù把bǎ轿jiào子zi歇xiē下xià。行xíng者zhě在zài轿jiào后hòu,胸xiōng脯pú上shàng拔bá下xià一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,变biàn做zuò一yí个gè大dà烧shāo饼bǐng,抱bào着zhe啃kěn。轿jiào夫fū道dào:「长zhǎng官guān,你nǐ吃chī的de是shì甚shén么me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù好hǎo说shuō。这zhè远yuǎn的de路lù,来lái请qǐng奶nǎi奶nai,没méi些xiē儿er赏shǎng赐cì,肚dù里lǐ饥jī了le,原yuán带dài来lái的de干gān粮liáng,等děng我wǒ吃chī些xiē儿er再zài走zǒu。」轿jiào夫fū道dào:「把bǎ些xiē儿er我wǒ们men吃chī吃chī。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「来lái么me,都dōu是shì一yì家jiā人rén,怎zěn么me计jì较jiào?」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,围wéi住zhù行xíng者zhě,分fēn其qí干gān粮liáng。

棒打狐狸

被bèi行xíng者zhě掣chè出chū棒bàng,著zháo頭tóu一yì磨mó:一yí個gè搪táng著zháo的de,打dǎ得de稀xī爛làn;一yí個gè擦cā著zháo的de,不bù死sǐ還hái哼hēng。那nà老lǎo怪guài聽tīng得de人rén哼hēng,轎jiào子zi裡lǐ伸shēn出chū頭tóu來lái看kàn時shí,被bèi行xíng者zhě跳tiào到dào轎jiào前qián,劈pī頭tóu一yí棍gùn,打dǎ了le個gè窟kū窿lóng,腦nǎo漿jiāng迸bèng流liú,鮮xiān血xuè直zhí冒mào。拖tuō出chū轎jiào來lái看kàn處chù,原yuán是shì個gè九jiǔ尾wěi狐hú狸lí。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「造zào孽niè畜chù,叫jiào甚shén麼me老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai。你nǐ叫jiào老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai,就jiù該gāi稱chēng老lǎo孫sūn做zuò上shàng太tài祖zǔ公gōng公gong是shì。」被bèi行xíng者zhě掣chè出chū棒bàng,着zháo头tóu一yì磨mó:一yí个gè搪táng着zháo的de,打dǎ得de稀xī烂làn;一yí个gè擦cā着zháo的de,不bù死sǐ还hái哼hēng。那nà老lǎo怪guài听tīng得de人rén哼hēng,轿jiào子zi里lǐ伸shēn出chū头tóu来lái看kàn时shí,被bèi行xíng者zhě跳tiào到dào轿jiào前qián,劈pī头tóu一yí棍gùn,打dǎ了le个gè窟kū窿lóng,脑nǎo浆jiāng迸bèng流liú,鲜xiān血xuè直zhí冒mào。拖tuō出chū轿jiào来lái看kàn处chù,原yuán是shì个gè九jiǔ尾wěi狐hú狸lí。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「造zào孽niè畜chù,叫jiào甚shén么me老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai。你nǐ叫jiào老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai,就jiù该gāi称chēng老lǎo孙sūn做zuò上shàng太tài祖zǔ公gōng公gong是shì。」

搜繩變眾

好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,把bǎ他tā那nà幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng搜sōu出chū來lái,籠lóng在zài袖xiù裡lǐ,歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「那nà潑pō魔mó縱zòng有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,已yǐ此cǐ三sān件jiàn兒er寶bǎo貝bèi姓xìng孫sūn了le。」卻què又yòu拔bá兩liǎng根gēn毫háo毛máo變biàn做zuò個gè巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng;又yòu拔bá兩liǎng根gēn變biàn做zuò兩liǎng個gè擡tái轎jiào的de;他tā卻què變biàn做zuò老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai模mú樣yàng,坐zuò在zài轎jiào裡lǐ。將jiāng轎jiào子zi擡tái起qǐ,徑jìng回huí本běn路lù。好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,把bǎ他tā那nà幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng搜sōu出chū来lái,笼lóng在zài袖xiù里lǐ,欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「那nà泼pō魔mó纵zòng有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,已yǐ此cǐ三sān件jiàn儿er宝bǎo贝bèi姓xìng孙sūn了le。」却què又yòu拔bá两liǎng根gēn毫háo毛máo变biàn做zuò个gè巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng;又yòu拔bá两liǎng根gēn变biàn做zuò两liǎng个gè抬tái轿jiào的de;他tā却què变biàn做zuò老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai模mú样yàng,坐zuò在zài轿jiào里lǐ。将jiāng轿jiào子zi抬tái起qǐ,径jìng回huí本běn路lù。

洞口報到

不bù多duō時shí,到dào了le蓮lián花huā洞dòng口kǒu,那nà毫háo毛máo變biàn的de小xiǎo妖yāo俱jù在zài前qián道dào:「開kāi門mén!開kāi門mén!」內nèi有yǒu把bǎ門mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo開kāi了le門mén道dào:「巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng來lái了le?」毫háo毛máo道dào:「來lái了le。」「你nǐ們men請qǐng的de奶nǎi奶nai呢ne?」毫háo毛máo用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「那nà轎jiào內nèi的de不bú是shì?」小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ且qiě住zhù,等děng我wǒ進jìn去qù先xiān報bào。」報bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,奶nǎi奶nai來lái耶yé。」兩liǎng個gè魔mó頭tóu聞wén說shuō,即jí命mìng排pái香xiāng案àn來lái接jiē。不bù多duō时shí,到dào了le莲lián花huā洞dòng口kǒu,那nà毫háo毛máo变biàn的de小xiǎo妖yāo俱jù在zài前qián道dào:「开kāi门mén!开kāi门mén!」内nèi有yǒu把bǎ门mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo开kāi了le门mén道dào:「巴bā山shān虎hǔ、倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng来lái了le?」毫háo毛máo道dào:「来lái了le。」「你nǐ们men请qǐng的de奶nǎi奶nai呢ne?」毫háo毛máo用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「那nà轿jiào内nèi的de不bú是shì?」小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ且qiě住zhù,等děng我wǒ进jìn去qù先xiān报bào。」报bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,奶nǎi奶nai来lái耶yé。」两liǎng个gè魔mó头tóu闻wén说shuō,即jí命mìng排pái香xiāng案àn来lái接jiē。

賺頭升廳

行xíng者zhě聽tīng得de,暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,也yě輪lún到dào我wǒ為wéi人rén了le。我wǒ先xiān變biàn小xiǎo妖yāo,去qù請qǐng老lǎo怪guài,磕kē了le他tā一yí個gè頭tóu;這zhè番fān來lái,我wǒ變biàn老lǎo怪guài,是shì他tā母mǔ親qīn,定dìng行xíng四sì拜bài之zhī禮lǐ,雖suī不bù怎zěn的de,好hǎo道dào也yě賺zhuàn他tā兩liǎng個gè頭tóu兒er。」好hǎo大dà聖shèng,下xià了le轎jiào子zi,抖dǒu抖dǒu衣yī服fú,把bǎ那nà四sì根gēn毫háo毛máo收shōu在zài身shēn上shàng。那nà把bǎ門mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo把bǎ空kōng轎jiào擡tái入rù門mén裡lǐ。他tā卻què隨suí後hòu徐xú行xíng,那nà般bān嬌jiāo嬌jiāo啻chì啻chì,扭niǔ扭niǔ捏niē捏niē,就jiù像xiàng那nà老lǎo怪guài的de行xíng動dòng,徑jìng自zì進jìn去qù。又yòu只zhǐ見jiàn大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo,都dōu來lái跪guì接jiē。鼓gǔ樂yuè簫xiāo韶sháo,一yí派pài響xiǎng喨liàng;博bó山shān爐lú裡lǐ,靄ǎi靄ǎi香xiāng煙yān。他tā到dào正zhèng廳tīng中zhōng,南nán面miàn坐zuò下xià。兩liǎng個gè魔mó頭tóu,雙shuāng膝xī跪guì倒dǎo,朝cháo上shàng叩kòu頭tóu,叫jiào道dào:「母mǔ親qīn,孩hái兒ér拜bài揖yī。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ兒ér起qǐ來lái。」行xíng者zhě听tīng得de,暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,也yě轮lún到dào我wǒ为wéi人rén了le。我wǒ先xiān变biàn小xiǎo妖yāo,去qù请qǐng老lǎo怪guài,磕kē了le他tā一yí个gè头tóu;这zhè番fān来lái,我wǒ变biàn老lǎo怪guài,是shì他tā母mǔ亲qīn,定dìng行xíng四sì拜bài之zhī礼lǐ,虽suī不bù怎zěn的de,好hǎo道dào也yě赚zhuàn他tā两liǎng个gè头tóu儿er。」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,下xià了le轿jiào子zi,抖dǒu抖dǒu衣yī服fú,把bǎ那nà四sì根gēn毫háo毛máo收shōu在zài身shēn上shàng。那nà把bǎ门mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo把bǎ空kōng轿jiào抬tái入rù门mén里lǐ。他tā却què随suí后hòu徐xú行xíng,那nà般bān娇jiāo娇jiāo啻chì啻chì,扭niǔ扭niǔ捏niē捏niē,就jiù像xiàng那nà老lǎo怪guài的de行xíng动dòng,径jìng自zì进jìn去qù。又yòu只zhǐ见jiàn大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo,都dōu来lái跪guì接jiē。鼓gǔ乐yuè箫xiāo韶sháo,一yí派pài响xiǎng喨liàng;博bó山shān炉lú里lǐ,霭ǎi霭ǎi香xiāng烟yān。他tā到dào正zhèng厅tīng中zhōng,南nán面miàn坐zuò下xià。两liǎng个gè魔mó头tóu,双shuāng膝xī跪guì倒dǎo,朝cháo上shàng叩kòu头tóu,叫jiào道dào:「母mǔ亲qīn,孩hái儿ér拜bài揖yī。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ儿ér起qǐ来lái。」

八戒識破

卻què說shuō豬zhū八bā戒jiè吊diào在zài梁liáng上shàng,哈hā哈hā的de笑xiào了le一yì聲shēng。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「二èr哥gē,好hǎo啊a,吊diào出chū笑xiào來lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,我wǒ笑xiào中zhōng有yǒu故gù。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「甚shén故gù?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ們men只zhǐ怕pà是shì奶nǎi奶nai來lái了le,就jiù要yào蒸zhēng吃chī。原yuán來lái不bú是shì奶nǎi奶nai,是shì舊jiù話huà來lái了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「甚shén麼me舊jiù話huà?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn來lái了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me認rèn得de是shì他tā?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「彎wān倒dǎo腰yāo,叫jiào『我wǒ兒ér起qǐ來lái』,那nà後hòu面miàn就jiù掬jū起qǐ猴hóu尾wěi巴ba子zi。我wǒ比bǐ你nǐ吊diào得de高gāo,所suǒ以yǐ看kàn得de明míng也yě。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「且qiě不bú要yào言yán語yǔ,聽tīng他tā說shuō甚shén麼me話huà。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。」却què说shuō猪zhū八bā戒jiè吊diào在zài梁liáng上shàng,哈hā哈hā的de笑xiào了le一yì声shēng。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「二èr哥gē,好hǎo啊a,吊diào出chū笑xiào来lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,我wǒ笑xiào中zhōng有yǒu故gù。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「甚shén故gù?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ们men只zhǐ怕pà是shì奶nǎi奶nai来lái了le,就jiù要yào蒸zhēng吃chī。原yuán来lái不bú是shì奶nǎi奶nai,是shì旧jiù话huà来lái了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「甚shén么me旧jiù话huà?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「弼bì马mǎ温wēn来lái了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me认rèn得de是shì他tā?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「弯wān倒dǎo腰yāo,叫jiào『我wǒ儿ér起qǐ来lái』,那nà后hòu面miàn就jiù掬jū起qǐ猴hóu尾wěi巴ba子zi。我wǒ比bǐ你nǐ吊diào得de高gāo,所suǒ以yǐ看kàn得de明míng也yě。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「且qiě不bú要yào言yán语yǔ,听tīng他tā说shuō甚shén么me话huà。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。」

割耳之謔

那nà孫sūn大dà聖shèng坐zuò在zài中zhōng間jiān,問wèn道dào:「我wǒ兒ér,請qǐng我wǒ來lái有yǒu何hé事shì幹gàn?」魔mó頭tóu道dào:「母mǔ親qīn啊a,連lián日rì兒ér等děng少shǎo禮lǐ,不bù曾céng孝xiào順shùn得de。今jīn早zǎo愚yú兄xiōng弟dì拿ná得dé東dōng土tǔ唐táng僧sēng,不bù敢gǎn擅shàn吃chī,請qǐng母mǔ親qīn來lái獻xiàn獻xiàn生shēng,好hǎo蒸zhēng與yǔ母mǔ親qīn吃chī了le延yán壽shòu。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ兒ér,唐táng僧sēng的de肉ròu,我wǒ倒dào不bù吃chī。聽tīng見jiàn有yǒu個gè豬zhū八bā戒jiè的de耳ěr朵duǒ甚shèn好hǎo,可kě割gē將jiāng下xià來lái,整zhěng治zhì整zhěng治zhì,我wǒ下xià酒jiǔ。」那nà八bā戒jiè聽tīng見jiàn慌huāng了le道dào:「遭zāo瘟wēn的de,你nǐ來lái為wèi割gē我wǒ耳ěr朵duǒ的de,我wǒ喊hǎn出chū來lái不bù好hǎo聽tīng啊a。」那nà孙sūn大dà圣shèng坐zuò在zài中zhōng间jiān,问wèn道dào:「我wǒ儿ér,请qǐng我wǒ来lái有yǒu何hé事shì干gàn?」魔mó头tóu道dào:「母mǔ亲qīn啊a,连lián日rì儿ér等děng少shǎo礼lǐ,不bù曾céng孝xiào顺shùn得de。今jīn早zǎo愚yú兄xiōng弟dì拿ná得dé东dōng土tǔ唐táng僧sēng,不bù敢gǎn擅shàn吃chī,请qǐng母mǔ亲qīn来lái献xiàn献xiàn生shēng,好hǎo蒸zhēng与yǔ母mǔ亲qīn吃chī了le延yán寿shòu。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ儿ér,唐táng僧sēng的de肉ròu,我wǒ倒dào不bù吃chī。听tīng见jiàn有yǒu个gè猪zhū八bā戒jiè的de耳ěr朵duǒ甚shèn好hǎo,可kě割gē将jiāng下xià来lái,整zhěng治zhì整zhěng治zhì,我wǒ下xià酒jiǔ。」那nà八bā戒jiè听tīng见jiàn慌huāng了le道dào:「遭zāo瘟wēn的de,你nǐ来lái为wèi割gē我wǒ耳ěr朵duǒ的de,我wǒ喊hǎn出chū来lái不bù好hǎo听tīng啊a。」

走漏猴風

噫yī!只zhǐ為wèi獃dāi子zi一yí句jù通tōng情qíng話huà,走zǒu了le猴hóu王wáng變biàn化huà的de風fēng。那nà裡lǐ有yǒu幾jǐ個gè巡xún山shān的de小xiǎo怪guài,把bǎ門mén的de眾zhòng妖yāo,都dōu撞zhuàng將jiāng進jìn來lái,報bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,禍huò事shì了le!孫sūn行xíng者zhě打dǎ殺shā奶nǎi奶nai,他tā妝zhuāng來lái耶yé。」魔mó頭tóu聞wén此cǐ言yán,那nǎ容róng分fēn說shuō,掣chè七qī星xīng寶bǎo劍jiàn,望wàng行xíng者zhě劈pī面miàn砍kǎn來lái。好hǎo大dà聖shèng,將jiāng身shēn一yì幌huǎng,只zhǐ見jiàn滿mǎn洞dòng紅hóng光guāng,預yù先xiān走zǒu了le。似sì這zhè般bān手shǒu段duàn,著zhuó實shí好hǎo耍shuǎ子zi。正zhèng是shì那nà聚jù則zé成chéng形xíng,散sàn則zé成chéng氣qì。噫yī!只zhǐ为wèi呆dāi子zi一yí句jù通tōng情qíng话huà,走zǒu了le猴hóu王wáng变biàn化huà的de风fēng。那nà里lǐ有yǒu几jǐ个gè巡xún山shān的de小xiǎo怪guài,把bǎ门mén的de众zhòng妖yāo,都dōu撞zhuàng将jiāng进jìn来lái,报bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,祸huò事shì了le!孙sūn行xíng者zhě打dǎ杀shā奶nǎi奶nai,他tā妆zhuāng来lái耶yé。」魔mó头tóu闻wén此cǐ言yán,那nǎ容róng分fēn说shuō,掣chè七qī星xīng宝bǎo剑jiàn,望wàng行xíng者zhě劈pī面miàn砍kǎn来lái。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,将jiāng身shēn一yì幌huǎng,只zhǐ见jiàn满mǎn洞dòng红hóng光guāng,预yù先xiān走zǒu了le。似sì这zhè般bān手shǒu段duàn,着zhuó实shí好hǎo耍shuǎ子zi。正zhèng是shì那nà聚jù则zé成chéng形xíng,散sàn则zé成chéng气qì。

二魔請戰

諕xià得de個gè老lǎo魔mó頭tóu魂hún飛fēi魄pò散sàn,眾zhòng群qún精jīng噬shì指zhǐ搖yáo頭tóu。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng與yǔ沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè、白bái馬mǎ、行xíng李lǐ都dōu送sòng還huán那nà孫sūn行xíng者zhě,閉bì了le是shì非fēi之zhī門mén罷bà。」二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ說shuō那nǎ裡lǐ話huà?我wǒ不bù知zhī費fèi了le多duō少shǎo辛xīn勤qín,施shī這zhè計jì策cè,將jiāng那nà和hé尚shàng都dōu攝shè將jiāng來lái。如rú今jīn似sì你nǐ這zhè等děng怕pà懼jù孫sūn行xíng者zhě的de詭guǐ譎jué,就jiù俱jù送sòng去qù還huán他tā,真zhēn所suǒ謂wèi畏wèi刀dāo避bì劍jiàn之zhī人rén,豈qǐ大dà丈zhàng夫fū之zhī所suǒ為wéi也yě?你nǐ且qiě請qǐng坐zuò勿wù懼jù。我wǒ聞wén你nǐ說shuō孫sūn行xíng者zhě神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,我wǒ雖suī與yǔ他tā相xiāng會huì一yì場cháng,卻què不bù曾céng與yǔ他tā比bǐ試shì。取qǔ披pī掛guà來lái,等děng我wǒ尋xún他tā交jiāo戰zhàn三sān合hé。假jiǎ若ruò他tā三sān戰zhàn勝shèng我wǒ不bú過guò,唐táng僧sēng還hái是shì我wǒ們men之zhī食shí;如rú三sān戰zhàn我wǒ不bù能néng勝shèng他tā,那nà時shí再zài送sòng唐táng僧sēng與yǔ他tā未wèi遲chí。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「賢xián弟dì說shuō得de是shì。」教jiào取qǔ披pī掛guà。諕xià得de个gè老lǎo魔mó头tóu魂hún飞fēi魄pò散sàn,众zhòng群qún精jīng噬shì指zhǐ摇yáo头tóu。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng与yǔ沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè、白bái马mǎ、行xíng李lǐ都dōu送sòng还huán那nà孙sūn行xíng者zhě,闭bì了le是shì非fēi之zhī门mén罢bà。」二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ说shuō那nǎ里lǐ话huà?我wǒ不bù知zhī费fèi了le多duō少shǎo辛xīn勤qín,施shī这zhè计jì策cè,将jiāng那nà和hé尚shàng都dōu摄shè将jiāng来lái。如rú今jīn似sì你nǐ这zhè等děng怕pà惧jù孙sūn行xíng者zhě的de诡guǐ谲jué,就jiù俱jù送sòng去qù还huán他tā,真zhēn所suǒ谓wèi畏wèi刀dāo避bì剑jiàn之zhī人rén,岂qǐ大dà丈zhàng夫fū之zhī所suǒ为wéi也yě?你nǐ且qiě请qǐng坐zuò勿wù惧jù。我wǒ闻wén你nǐ说shuō孙sūn行xíng者zhě神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,我wǒ虽suī与yǔ他tā相xiāng会huì一yì场cháng,却què不bù曾céng与yǔ他tā比bǐ试shì。取qǔ披pī挂guà来lái,等děng我wǒ寻xún他tā交jiāo战zhàn三sān合hé。假jiǎ若ruò他tā三sān战zhàn胜shèng我wǒ不bú过guò,唐táng僧sēng还hái是shì我wǒ们men之zhī食shí;如rú三sān战zhàn我wǒ不bù能néng胜shèng他tā,那nà时shí再zài送sòng唐táng僧sēng与yǔ他tā未wèi迟chí。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「贤xián弟dì说shuō得de是shì。」教jiào取qǔ披pī挂guà。

二魔披掛 · 打扮

眾zhòng妖yāo擡tái出chū披pī掛guà,二èr魔mó結jié束shù齊qí整zhěng,執zhí寶bǎo劍jiàn,出chū門mén外wài,叫jiào聲shēng:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu了le?」此cǐ時shí大dà聖shèng已yǐ在zài雲yún端duān裡lǐ,聞wén得de叫jiào他tā名míng字zì,急jí回huí頭tóu觀guān看kàn,原yuán來lái是shì那nà二èr魔mó。你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng打dǎ扮bàn:众zhòng妖yāo抬tái出chū披pī挂guà,二èr魔mó结jié束shù齐qí整zhěng,执zhí宝bǎo剑jiàn,出chū门mén外wài,叫jiào声shēng:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu了le?」此cǐ时shí大dà圣shèng已yǐ在zài云yún端duān里lǐ,闻wén得de叫jiào他tā名míng字zì,急jí回huí头tóu观guān看kàn,原yuán来lái是shì那nà二èr魔mó。你nǐ看kàn他tā怎zěn生shēng打dǎ扮bàn:

頭tóu戴dài鳳fèng盔kuī欺qī臘là雪xuě,身shēn披pī戰zhàn甲jiǎ幌huǎng鑌bīn鐵tiě。头tóu戴dài凤fèng盔kuī欺qī腊là雪xuě,身shēn披pī战zhàn甲jiǎ幌huǎng镔bīn铁tiě。
腰yāo間jiān帶dài是shì蟒mǎng龍lóng觔jīn,粉fěn皮pí靴xuē靿yào梅méi花huā摺zhé。腰yāo间jiān带dài是shì蟒mǎng龙lóng觔jīn,粉fěn皮pí靴xuē靿yào梅méi花huā折zhé。
顏yán如rú灌guàn口kǒu活huó真zhēn君jūn,貌mào比bǐ巨jù靈líng無wú二èr別bié。颜yán如rú灌guàn口kǒu活huó真zhēn君jūn,貌mào比bǐ巨jù灵líng无wú二èr别bié。
七qī星xīng寶bǎo劍jiàn手shǒu中zhōng擎qíng,怒nù氣qì沖chōng霄xiāo威wēi烈liè烈liè。七qī星xīng宝bǎo剑jiàn手shǒu中zhōng擎qíng,怒nù气qì冲chōng霄xiāo威wēi烈liè烈liè。
二魔挑戰 · 好殺

二èr魔mó高gāo叫jiào道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě,快kuài還huán我wǒ寶bǎo貝bèi與yǔ我wǒ母mǔ親qīn來lái,我wǒ饒ráo你nǐ唐táng僧sēng取qǔ經jīng去qù。」大dà聖shèng忍rěn不bú住zhù罵mà道dào:「這zhè潑pō怪guài物wù,錯cuò認rèn了le你nǐ孫sūn外wài公gōng。趕gǎn早zǎo兒er送sòng還huán我wǒ師shī父fù、師shī弟dì、白bái馬mǎ、行xíng囊náng,仍réng打dǎ發fā我wǒ些xiē盤pán纏chán,往wǎng西xī走zǒu路lù;若ruò牙yá縫fèng裡lǐ道dào半bàn個gè『不bú』字zì,就jiù自zì家jiā搓cuō根gēn繩shéng兒er去qù罷ba,也yě免miǎn得de你nǐ外wài公gōng動dòng手shǒu。」二èr魔mó聞wén言yán,急jí縱zòng雲yún,跳tiào在zài空kōng中zhōng,掄lūn寶bǎo劍jiàn來lái刺cì;行xíng者zhě掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。他tā兩liǎng個gè在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng,這zhè場cháng好hǎo殺shā:二èr魔mó高gāo叫jiào道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě,快kuài还huán我wǒ宝bǎo贝bèi与yǔ我wǒ母mǔ亲qīn来lái,我wǒ饶ráo你nǐ唐táng僧sēng取qǔ经jīng去qù。」大dà圣shèng忍rěn不bú住zhù骂mà道dào:「这zhè泼pō怪guài物wù,错cuò认rèn了le你nǐ孙sūn外wài公gōng。赶gǎn早zǎo儿er送sòng还huán我wǒ师shī父fù、师shī弟dì、白bái马mǎ、行xíng囊náng,仍réng打dǎ发fā我wǒ些xiē盘pán缠chán,往wǎng西xī走zǒu路lù;若ruò牙yá缝fèng里lǐ道dào半bàn个gè『不bú』字zì,就jiù自zì家jiā搓cuō根gēn绳shéng儿er去qù罢ba,也yě免miǎn得de你nǐ外wài公gōng动dòng手shǒu。」二èr魔mó闻wén言yán,急jí纵zòng云yún,跳tiào在zài空kōng中zhōng,抡lūn宝bǎo剑jiàn来lái刺cì;行xíng者zhě掣chè铁tiě棒bàng劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。他tā两liǎng个gè在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng,这zhè场cháng好hǎo杀shā:

棋qí逢féng對duì手shǒu,將jiàng遇yù良liáng才cái。棋qí逢féng对duì手shǒu,将jiàng遇yù良liáng才cái。
棋qí逢féng對duì手shǒu難nán藏cáng興xìng,將jiàng遇yù良liáng才cái可kě用yòng功gōng。棋qí逢féng对duì手shǒu难nán藏cáng兴xìng,将jiàng遇yù良liáng才cái可kě用yòng功gōng。
那nà兩liǎng員yuán神shén將jiàng相xiāng交jiāo,好hǎo便biàn似sì南nán山shān虎hǔ鬥dòu,北běi海hǎi龍lóng爭zhēng。那nà两liǎng员yuán神shén将jiàng相xiāng交jiāo,好hǎo便biàn似sì南nán山shān虎hǔ斗dòu,北běi海hǎi龙lóng争zhēng。
龍lóng爭zhēng處chù,鱗lín甲jiǎ生shēng輝huī;龙lóng争zhēng处chù,鳞lín甲jiǎ生shēng辉huī;
虎hǔ鬥dòu時shí,爪zhǎo牙yá亂luàn落luò。虎hǔ斗dòu时shí,爪zhǎo牙yá乱luàn落luò。
爪zhǎo牙yá亂luàn落luò撒sā銀yín鉤gōu,鱗lín甲jiǎ生shēng輝huī支zhī鐵tiě葉yè。爪zhǎo牙yá乱luàn落luò撒sā银yín钩gōu,鳞lín甲jiǎ生shēng辉huī支zhī铁tiě叶yè。
這zhè一yí個gè翻fān翻fān復fù復fù,有yǒu千qiān般bān解jiě數shù;这zhè一yí个gè翻fān翻fān复fù复fù,有yǒu千qiān般bān解jiě数shù;
那nà一yí個gè來lái來lái往wǎng往wǎng,無wú半bàn點diǎn放fàng閑xián。那nà一yí个gè来lái来lái往wǎng往wǎng,无wú半bàn点diǎn放fàng闲xián。
金jīn箍gū棒bàng,離lí頂dǐng門mén只zhǐ隔gé三sān分fēn;金jīn箍gū棒bàng,离lí顶dǐng门mén只zhǐ隔gé三sān分fēn;
七qī星xīng劍jiàn,向xiàng心xīn窩wō惟wéi爭zhēng一yì蹍niǎn。七qī星xīng剑jiàn,向xiàng心xīn窝wō惟wéi争zhēng一yì蹍niǎn。
那nà個gè威wēi風fēng逼bī得de斗dǒu牛niú寒hán,這zhè個gè怒nù氣qì勝shèng如rú雷léi電diàn險xiǎn。那nà个gè威wēi风fēng逼bī得de斗dǒu牛niú寒hán,这zhè个gè怒nù气qì胜shèng如rú雷léi电diàn险xiǎn。
智取扣繩

他tā兩liǎng個gè戰zhàn了le有yǒu三sān十shí回huí合hé,不bù分fēn勝shèng負fù。行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「這zhè潑pō怪guài倒dào也yě架jià得de住zhù老lǎo孫sūn的de鐵tiě棒bàng。我wǒ已yǐ得dé了le他tā三sān件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi,卻què這zhè般bān苦kǔ苦kǔ的de與yǔ他tā廝sī殺shā,可kě不bú誤wù了le我wǒ的de工gōng夫fu?不bú若ruò拿ná葫hú蘆lu或huò淨jìng瓶píng裝zhuāng他tā去qù,多duō少shǎo是shì好hǎo?」又yòu想xiǎng道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。常cháng言yán道dào:『物wù隨suí主zhǔ便biàn。』倘tǎng若ruò我wǒ叫jiào他tā不bù答dá應yìng,卻què又yòu不bú誤wù了le事shì業yè?且qiě使shǐ幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng扣kòu頭tóu罷ba。」好hǎo大dà聖shèng,一yì隻zhī手shǒu使shǐ棒bàng,架jià住zhù他tā的de寶bǎo貝bèi;一yì隻zhī手shǒu把bǎ那nà繩shéng執zhí起qǐ,刷shuā喇lǎ的de扣kòu了le魔mó頭tóu。他tā两liǎng个gè战zhàn了le有yǒu三sān十shí回huí合hé,不bù分fēn胜shèng负fù。行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「这zhè泼pō怪guài倒dào也yě架jià得de住zhù老lǎo孙sūn的de铁tiě棒bàng。我wǒ已yǐ得dé了le他tā三sān件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi,却què这zhè般bān苦kǔ苦kǔ的de与yǔ他tā厮sī杀shā,可kě不bú误wù了le我wǒ的de工gōng夫fu?不bú若ruò拿ná葫hú芦lu或huò净jìng瓶píng装zhuāng他tā去qù,多duō少shǎo是shì好hǎo?」又yòu想xiǎng道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。常cháng言yán道dào:『物wù随suí主zhǔ便biàn。』倘tǎng若ruò我wǒ叫jiào他tā不bù答dá应yìng,却què又yòu不bú误wù了le事shì业yè?且qiě使shǐ幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng扣kòu头tóu罢ba。」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,一yì只zhī手shǒu使shǐ棒bàng,架jià住zhù他tā的de宝bǎo贝bèi;一yì只zhī手shǒu把bǎ那nà绳shéng执zhí起qǐ,刷shuā喇lǎ的de扣kòu了le魔mó头tóu。

鬆繩反扣

原yuán來lái那nà魔mó頭tóu有yǒu個gè緊jǐn繩shéng咒zhòu,有yǒu個gè鬆sōng繩shéng咒zhòu。若ruò扣kòu住zhù別bié人rén,就jiù念niàn緊jǐn繩shéng咒zhòu,莫mò能néng得dé脫tuō;若ruò扣kòu住zhù自zì家jiā人rén,就jiù念niàn鬆sōng繩shéng咒zhòu,不bù得dé傷shāng身shēn。他tā認rèn得de是shì自zì家jiā的de寶bǎo貝bèi,即jí念niàn鬆sōng繩shéng咒zhòu,把bǎ繩shéng鬆sōng動dòng,便biàn脫tuō出chū來lái,反fǎn望wàng行xíng者zhě拋pāo將jiāng去qù,卻què早zǎo扣kòu住zhù了le大dà聖shèng。大dà聖shèng正zhèng要yào使shǐ「瘦shòu身shēn法fǎ」,想xiǎng要yào脫tuō身shēn,卻què被bèi那nà魔mó念niàn動dòng緊jǐn繩shéng咒zhòu,緊jǐn緊jǐn扣kòu住zhù,怎zěn能néng得dé脫tuō?原yuán来lái那nà魔mó头tóu有yǒu个gè紧jǐn绳shéng咒zhòu,有yǒu个gè松sōng绳shéng咒zhòu。若ruò扣kòu住zhù别bié人rén,就jiù念niàn紧jǐn绳shéng咒zhòu,莫mò能néng得dé脱tuō;若ruò扣kòu住zhù自zì家jiā人rén,就jiù念niàn松sōng绳shéng咒zhòu,不bù得dé伤shāng身shēn。他tā认rèn得de是shì自zì家jiā的de宝bǎo贝bèi,即jí念niàn松sōng绳shéng咒zhòu,把bǎ绳shéng松sōng动dòng,便biàn脱tuō出chū来lái,反fǎn望wàng行xíng者zhě抛pāo将jiāng去qù,却què早zǎo扣kòu住zhù了le大dà圣shèng。大dà圣shèng正zhèng要yào使shǐ「瘦shòu身shēn法fǎ」,想xiǎng要yào脱tuō身shēn,却què被bèi那nà魔mó念niàn动dòng紧jǐn绳shéng咒zhòu,紧jǐn紧jǐn扣kòu住zhù,怎zěn能néng得dé脱tuō?

砍頭搜寶

褪tuì至zhì頸jǐng項xiàng之zhī下xià,原yuán是shì一yí個gè金jīn圈quān子zi套tào住zhù。那nà怪guài將jiāng繩shéng一yì扯chě,扯chě將jiāng下xià來lái,照zhào光guāng頭tóu上shàng砍kǎn了le七qī八bā寶bǎo劍jiàn。行xíng者zhě頭tóu皮pí兒er也yě不bù曾céng紅hóng了le一yì紅hóng。那nà魔mó道dào:「這zhè猴hóu子zi,你nǐ這zhè等děng頭tóu硬yìng,我wǒ不bù砍kǎn你nǐ;且qiě帶dài你nǐ回huí去qù,再zài打dǎ你nǐ。將jiāng我wǒ那nà兩liǎng件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi趁chèn早zǎo還huán我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ拿ná你nǐ甚shén麼me寶bǎo貝bèi,你nǐ問wèn我wǒ要yào?」那nà魔mó頭tóu將jiāng身shēn上shàng細xì細xì搜sōu檢jiǎn,卻què將jiāng那nà葫hú蘆lu、淨jìng瓶píng都dōu搜sōu出chū來lái。又yòu把bǎ繩shéng子zi牽qiān著zhe,帶dài至zhì洞dòng裡lǐ道dào:「兄xiōng長zhǎng,拿ná將jiāng來lái了le。」褪tuì至zhì颈jǐng项xiàng之zhī下xià,原yuán是shì一yí个gè金jīn圈quān子zi套tào住zhù。那nà怪guài将jiāng绳shéng一yì扯chě,扯chě将jiāng下xià来lái,照zhào光guāng头tóu上shàng砍kǎn了le七qī八bā宝bǎo剑jiàn。行xíng者zhě头tóu皮pí儿er也yě不bù曾céng红hóng了le一yì红hóng。那nà魔mó道dào:「这zhè猴hóu子zi,你nǐ这zhè等děng头tóu硬yìng,我wǒ不bù砍kǎn你nǐ;且qiě带dài你nǐ回huí去qù,再zài打dǎ你nǐ。将jiāng我wǒ那nà两liǎng件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi趁chèn早zǎo还huán我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ拿ná你nǐ甚shén么me宝bǎo贝bèi,你nǐ问wèn我wǒ要yào?」那nà魔mó头tóu将jiāng身shēn上shàng细xì细xì搜sōu检jiǎn,却què将jiāng那nà葫hú芦lu、净jìng瓶píng都dōu搜sōu出chū来lái。又yòu把bǎ绳shéng子zi牵qiān着zhe,带dài至zhì洞dòng里lǐ道dào:「兄xiōng长zhǎng,拿ná将jiāng来lái了le。」

拴柱飲酒

老lǎo魔mó道dào:「拿ná了le誰shuí來lái?」二èr魔mó道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě。你nǐ來lái看kàn,你nǐ來lái看kàn。」老lǎo魔mó一yí見jiàn,認rèn得de是shì行xíng者zhě,滿mǎn面miàn喜xǐ笑xiào道dào:「是shì他tā,是shì他tā。把bǎ他tā長cháng長cháng的de繩shéng兒er拴shuān在zài柱zhù科kē上shàng耍shuǎ子zi。」真zhēn個gè把bǎ行xíng者zhě拴shuān住zhù,兩liǎng個gè魔mó頭tóu卻què進jìn後hòu面miàn堂táng裡lǐ飲yǐn酒jiǔ。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「拿ná了le谁shuí来lái?」二èr魔mó道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě。你nǐ来lái看kàn,你nǐ来lái看kàn。」老lǎo魔mó一yí见jiàn,认rèn得de是shì行xíng者zhě,满mǎn面miàn喜xǐ笑xiào道dào:「是shì他tā,是shì他tā。把bǎ他tā长cháng长cháng的de绳shéng儿er拴shuān在zài柱zhù科kē上shàng耍shuǎ子zi。」真zhēn个gè把bǎ行xíng者zhě拴shuān住zhù,两liǎng个gè魔mó头tóu却què进jìn后hòu面miàn堂táng里lǐ饮yǐn酒jiǔ。

八戒嘲哥

那nà大dà聖shèng在zài柱zhù根gēn下xià爬pá蹉cuō,忽hū驚jīng動dòng八bā戒jiè。那nà獃dāi子zi吊diào在zài梁liáng上shàng,哈hā哈hā的de笑xiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge啊a,耳ěr朵duǒ吃chī不bù成chéng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「獃dāi子zi,可kě吊diào得de自zì在zài麼me?我wǒ如rú今jīn就jiù出chū去qù,管guǎn情qíng救jiù了le你nǐ們men。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bù羞xiū,不bù羞xiū。本běn身shēn難nán脫tuō,還hái想xiǎng救jiù人rén。罷bà罷bà罷bà,師shī徒tú們men都dōu在zài一yí處chù死sǐ了le,好hǎo到dào陰yīn司sī裡lǐ問wèn路lù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú說shuō,你nǐ看kàn我wǒ出chū去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ看kàn你nǐ怎zěn麼me出chū去qù?」那nà大dà聖shèng口kǒu裡lǐ與yǔ八bā戒jiè說shuō話huà,眼yǎn裡lǐ卻què抹mǒ著zhe那nà兩liǎng個gè妖yāo怪guài。那nà大dà圣shèng在zài柱zhù根gēn下xià爬pá蹉cuō,忽hū惊jīng动dòng八bā戒jiè。那nà呆dāi子zi吊diào在zài梁liáng上shàng,哈hā哈hā的de笑xiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge啊a,耳ěr朵duǒ吃chī不bù成chéng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「呆dāi子zi,可kě吊diào得de自zì在zài么me?我wǒ如rú今jīn就jiù出chū去qù,管guǎn情qíng救jiù了le你nǐ们men。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bù羞xiū,不bù羞xiū。本běn身shēn难nán脱tuō,还hái想xiǎng救jiù人rén。罢bà罢bà罢bà,师shī徒tú们men都dōu在zài一yí处chù死sǐ了le,好hǎo到dào阴yīn司sī里lǐ问wèn路lù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú要yào胡hú说shuō,你nǐ看kàn我wǒ出chū去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ看kàn你nǐ怎zěn么me出chū去qù?」那nà大dà圣shèng口kǒu里lǐ与yǔ八bā戒jiè说shuō话huà,眼yǎn里lǐ却què抹mǒ着zhe那nà两liǎng个gè妖yāo怪guài。

鋼銼脫身

見jiàn他tā在zài裡lǐ邊biān吃chī酒jiǔ,有yǒu幾jǐ個gè小xiǎo妖yāo拿ná盤pán拿ná盞zhǎn,執zhí壺hú釃shāi酒jiǔ,不bú住zhù的de兩liǎng頭tóu亂luàn跑pǎo,關guān防fáng的de略lüè鬆sōng了le些xiē兒er。他tā見jiàn面miàn前qián無wú人rén,就jiù弄nòng神shén通tōng:順shùn出chū棒bàng來lái,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn做zuò一yí個gè純chún鋼gāng的de銼cuò兒er;扳bān過guò那nà頸jǐng項xiàng的de圈quān子zi,三sān五wǔ銼cuò,銼cuò做zuò兩liǎng段duàn。拔bá開kāi銼cuò口kǒu,脫tuō將jiāng出chū來lái。拔bá了le一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,叫jiào變biàn做zuò一yí個gè假jiǎ身shēn,拴shuān在zài那nà裡lǐ。真zhēn身shēn卻què幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,變biàn做zuò個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,立lì在zài旁páng邊biān。见jiàn他tā在zài里lǐ边biān吃chī酒jiǔ,有yǒu几jǐ个gè小xiǎo妖yāo拿ná盘pán拿ná盏zhǎn,执zhí壶hú酾shāi酒jiǔ,不bú住zhù的de两liǎng头tóu乱luàn跑pǎo,关guān防fáng的de略lüè松sōng了le些xiē儿er。他tā见jiàn面miàn前qián无wú人rén,就jiù弄nòng神shén通tōng:顺shùn出chū棒bàng来lái,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn做zuò一yí个gè纯chún钢gāng的de锉cuò儿er;扳bān过guò那nà颈jǐng项xiàng的de圈quān子zi,三sān五wǔ锉cuò,锉cuò做zuò两liǎng段duàn。拔bá开kāi锉cuò口kǒu,脱tuō将jiāng出chū来lái。拔bá了le一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,叫jiào变biàn做zuò一yí个gè假jiǎ身shēn,拴shuān在zài那nà里lǐ。真zhēn身shēn却què幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,变biàn做zuò个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,立lì在zài旁páng边biān。

假妖誆魔

八bā戒jiè又yòu在zài梁liáng上shàng喊hǎn道dào:「不bù好hǎo了le,不bù好hǎo了le,拴shuān的de是shì假jiǎ貨huò,吊diào的de是shì正zhèng身shēn。」老lǎo魔mó停tíng杯bēi便biàn問wèn:「那nà豬zhū八bā戒jiè吆yāo喝hè的de是shì甚shén麼me?」行xíng者zhě已yǐ變biàn做zuò小xiǎo妖yāo,上shàng前qián道dào:「豬zhū八bā戒jiè攛cuān道dào孫sūn行xíng者zhě教jiào變biàn化huà走zǒu了le罷ba,他tā不bù肯kěn走zǒu,在zài那nà裡lǐ吆yāo喝hè哩li。」二èr魔mó道dào:「還hái說shuō豬zhū八bā戒jiè老lǎo實shí,原yuán來lái這zhè等děng不bù老lǎo實shí,該gāi打dǎ二èr十shí多duō嘴zuǐ棍gùn。」八bā戒jiè又yòu在zài梁liáng上shàng喊hǎn道dào:「不bù好hǎo了le,不bù好hǎo了le,拴shuān的de是shì假jiǎ货huò,吊diào的de是shì正zhèng身shēn。」老lǎo魔mó停tíng杯bēi便biàn问wèn:「那nà猪zhū八bā戒jiè吆yāo喝hè的de是shì甚shén么me?」行xíng者zhě已yǐ变biàn做zuò小xiǎo妖yāo,上shàng前qián道dào:「猪zhū八bā戒jiè撺cuān道dào孙sūn行xíng者zhě教jiào变biàn化huà走zǒu了le罢ba,他tā不bù肯kěn走zǒu,在zài那nà里lǐ吆yāo喝hè哩li。」二èr魔mó道dào:「还hái说shuō猪zhū八bā戒jiè老lǎo实shí,原yuán来lái这zhè等děng不bù老lǎo实shí,该gāi打dǎ二èr十shí多duō嘴zuǐ棍gùn。」

黑臀瞞豬

這zhè行xíng者zhě就jiù去qù拿ná條tiáo棍gùn來lái打dǎ。八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ打dǎ輕qīng些xiē兒er;若ruò重zhòng了le些xiē兒er,我wǒ又yòu喊hǎn起qǐ,我wǒ認rèn得de你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo孫sūn變biàn化huà,也yě只zhǐ為wèi你nǐ們men,你nǐ怎zěn麼me倒dào走zǒu了le風fēng息xī?這zhè一yí洞dòng裡lǐ妖yāo精jīng,都dōu認rèn不bù得de,怎zěn的de偏piān你nǐ認rèn得de?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ雖suī變biàn了le頭tóu臉liǎn,還hái不bù曾céng變biàn得de屁pì股gǔ,那nà屁pì股gǔ上shàng兩liǎng塊kuài紅hóng不bú是shì?我wǒ因yīn此cǐ認rèn得de是shì你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě隨suí往wǎng後hòu面miàn,演yǎn到dào廚chú中zhōng,鍋guō底dǐ上shàng摸mō了le一yì把bǎ,將jiāng兩liǎng臀tún擦cā黑hēi,行xíng至zhì前qián邊biān。八bā戒jiè看kàn見jiàn,又yòu笑xiào道dào:「那nà個gè猴hóu子zi去qù那nǎ裡lǐ混hùn了le這zhè一yí會huì,弄nòng做zuò個gè黑hēi屁pì股gǔ來lái了le。」这zhè行xíng者zhě就jiù去qù拿ná条tiáo棍gùn来lái打dǎ。八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ打dǎ轻qīng些xiē儿er;若ruò重zhòng了le些xiē儿er,我wǒ又yòu喊hǎn起qǐ,我wǒ认rèn得de你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo孙sūn变biàn化huà,也yě只zhǐ为wèi你nǐ们men,你nǐ怎zěn么me倒dào走zǒu了le风fēng息xī?这zhè一yí洞dòng里lǐ妖yāo精jīng,都dōu认rèn不bù得de,怎zěn的de偏piān你nǐ认rèn得de?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ虽suī变biàn了le头tóu脸liǎn,还hái不bù曾céng变biàn得de屁pì股gǔ,那nà屁pì股gǔ上shàng两liǎng块kuài红hóng不bú是shì?我wǒ因yīn此cǐ认rèn得de是shì你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě随suí往wǎng后hòu面miàn,演yǎn到dào厨chú中zhōng,锅guō底dǐ上shàng摸mō了le一yì把bǎ,将jiāng两liǎng臀tún擦cā黑hēi,行xíng至zhì前qián边biān。八bā戒jiè看kàn见jiàn,又yòu笑xiào道dào:「那nà个gè猴hóu子zi去qù那nǎ里lǐ混hùn了le这zhè一yí会huì,弄nòng做zuò个gè黑hēi屁pì股gǔ来lái了le。」

詐換金繩

行xíng者zhě仍réng站zhàn在zài跟gēn前qián,要yào偷tōu他tā寶bǎo貝bèi。真zhēn個gè甚shèn有yǒu見jiàn識shí:走zǒu上shàng廳tīng,對duì那nà怪guài扯chě個gè腿tuǐ子zi道dào:「大dà王wáng,你nǐ看kàn那nà孫sūn行xíng者zhě拴shuān在zài柱zhù上shàng,左zuǒ右yòu爬pá蹉cuō,磨mó壞huài那nà根gēn金jīn繩shéng,得dé一yì根gēn粗cū壯zhuàng些xiē的de繩shéng子zi換huàn將jiāng下xià來lái才cái好hǎo。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「說shuō得de是shì。」即jí將jiāng腰yāo間jiān的de獅shī蠻mán帶dài解jiě下xià,遞dì與yǔ行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě接jiē了le帶dài,把bǎ假jiǎ妝zhuāng的de行xíng者zhě拴shuān住zhù。換huàn下xià那nà條tiáo繩shéng子zi,一yì窩wō兒er窩wō兒er籠lóng在zài袖xiù內nèi。又yòu拔bá一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,變biàn作zuò一yì根gēn假jiǎ幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng,雙shuāng手shǒu送sòng與yǔ那nà怪guài。那nà怪guài只zhǐ因yīn貪tān酒jiǔ,那nǎ曾céng細xì看kàn,就jiù便biàn收shōu下xià。這zhè個gè是shì大dà聖shèng騰téng那nuó弄nòng本běn事shì,毫háo毛máo又yòu換huàn幌huǎng金jīn繩shéng。行xíng者zhě仍réng站zhàn在zài跟gēn前qián,要yào偷tōu他tā宝bǎo贝bèi。真zhēn个gè甚shèn有yǒu见jiàn识shí:走zǒu上shàng厅tīng,对duì那nà怪guài扯chě个gè腿tuǐ子zi道dào:「大dà王wáng,你nǐ看kàn那nà孙sūn行xíng者zhě拴shuān在zài柱zhù上shàng,左zuǒ右yòu爬pá蹉cuō,磨mó坏huài那nà根gēn金jīn绳shéng,得dé一yì根gēn粗cū壮zhuàng些xiē的de绳shéng子zi换huàn将jiāng下xià来lái才cái好hǎo。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「说shuō得de是shì。」即jí将jiāng腰yāo间jiān的de狮shī蛮mán带dài解jiě下xià,递dì与yǔ行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě接jiē了le带dài,把bǎ假jiǎ妆zhuāng的de行xíng者zhě拴shuān住zhù。换huàn下xià那nà条tiáo绳shéng子zi,一yì窝wō儿er窝wō儿er笼lóng在zài袖xiù内nèi。又yòu拔bá一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,变biàn作zuò一yì根gēn假jiǎ幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng,双shuāng手shǒu送sòng与yǔ那nà怪guài。那nà怪guài只zhǐ因yīn贪tān酒jiǔ,那nǎ曾céng细xì看kàn,就jiù便biàn收shōu下xià。这zhè个gè是shì大dà圣shèng腾téng那nuó弄nòng本běn事shì,毫háo毛máo又yòu换huàn幌huǎng金jīn绳shéng。

者行孫來

得dé了le這zhè件jiàn寶bǎo貝bèi,急jí轉zhuǎn身shēn跳tiào出chū門mén外wài,現xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,高gāo叫jiào:「妖yāo怪guài!」那nà把bǎ門mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo問wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì甚shén人rén,在zài此cǐ呼hū喝hè?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ快kuài早zǎo進jìn去qù報bào與yǔ你nǐ那nà潑pō魔mó,說shuō者zhě行xíng孫sūn來lái了le。」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo如rú言yán報bào告gào,老lǎo魔mó大dà驚jīng道dào:「拿ná住zhù孫sūn行xíng者zhě,又yòu怎zěn麼me有yǒu個gè者zhě行xíng孫sūn?」二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge,怕pà他tā怎zěn的de?寶bǎo貝bèi都dōu在zài我wǒ手shǒu裡lǐ,等děng我wǒ拿ná那nà葫hú蘆lu出chū去qù,把bǎ他tā裝zhuāng將jiāng來lái。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì仔zǐ細xì。」得dé了le这zhè件jiàn宝bǎo贝bèi,急jí转zhuǎn身shēn跳tiào出chū门mén外wài,现xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,高gāo叫jiào:「妖yāo怪guài!」那nà把bǎ门mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo问wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì甚shén人rén,在zài此cǐ呼hū喝hè?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ快kuài早zǎo进jìn去qù报bào与yǔ你nǐ那nà泼pō魔mó,说shuō者zhě行xíng孙sūn来lái了le。」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo如rú言yán报bào告gào,老lǎo魔mó大dà惊jīng道dào:「拿ná住zhù孙sūn行xíng者zhě,又yòu怎zěn么me有yǒu个gè者zhě行xíng孙sūn?」二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge,怕pà他tā怎zěn的de?宝bǎo贝bèi都dōu在zài我wǒ手shǒu里lǐ,等děng我wǒ拿ná那nà葫hú芦lu出chū去qù,把bǎ他tā装zhuāng将jiāng来lái。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì仔zǐ细xì。」

索戰叫名

二èr魔mó拿ná了le葫hú蘆lu,走zǒu出chū山shān門mén,忽hū看kàn見jiàn與yǔ孫sūn行xíng者zhě模mú樣yàng一yì般bān,只zhǐ是shì略lüè矮ǎi些xiē兒er。問wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì孫sūn行xíng者zhě的de兄xiōng弟dì,聞wén說shuō你nǐ拿ná了le我wǒ家jiā兄xiōng,卻què來lái與yǔ你nǐ尋xún事shì的de。」二èr魔mó道dào:「是shì我wǒ拿ná了le,鎖suǒ在zài洞dòng中zhōng。你nǐ今jīn既jì來lái,必bì要yào索suǒ戰zhàn。我wǒ也yě不bù與yǔ你nǐ交jiāo兵bīng,我wǒ且qiě叫jiào你nǐ一yì聲shēng,你nǐ敢gǎn應yìng我wǒ麼me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「可kě怕pà你nǐ叫jiào上shàng千qiān聲shēng,我wǒ就jiù答dá應yìng你nǐ萬wàn聲shēng!」二èr魔mó拿ná了le葫hú芦lu,走zǒu出chū山shān门mén,忽hū看kàn见jiàn与yǔ孙sūn行xíng者zhě模mú样yàng一yì般bān,只zhǐ是shì略lüè矮ǎi些xiē儿er。问wèn道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì孙sūn行xíng者zhě的de兄xiōng弟dì,闻wén说shuō你nǐ拿ná了le我wǒ家jiā兄xiōng,却què来lái与yǔ你nǐ寻xún事shì的de。」二èr魔mó道dào:「是shì我wǒ拿ná了le,锁suǒ在zài洞dòng中zhōng。你nǐ今jīn既jì来lái,必bì要yào索suǒ战zhàn。我wǒ也yě不bù与yǔ你nǐ交jiāo兵bīng,我wǒ且qiě叫jiào你nǐ一yì声shēng,你nǐ敢gǎn应yìng我wǒ么me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「可kě怕pà你nǐ叫jiào上shàng千qiān声shēng,我wǒ就jiù答dá应yìng你nǐ万wàn声shēng!」

掐算裝葫

那nà魔mó執zhí了le寶bǎo貝bèi,跳tiào在zài空kōng中zhōng,把bǎ底dǐ兒er朝cháo天tiān,口kǒu兒er朝cháo地dì,叫jiào聲shēng:「者zhě行xíng孫sūn。」行xíng者zhě卻què不bù敢gǎn答dá應yìng,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「若ruò是shì應yìng了le,就jiù裝zhuāng進jìn去qù哩li。」那nà魔mó道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me不bù應yìng我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu些xiē耳ěr閉bì,不bù曾céng聽tīng見jiàn。你nǐ高gāo叫jiào。」那nà怪guài物wù又yòu叫jiào聲shēng:「者zhě行xíng孫sūn。」行xíng者zhě在zài底dǐ下xià掐qiā著zhe指zhǐ頭tóu算suàn了le一yí算suàn,道dào:「我wǒ真zhēn名míng字zì叫jiào做zuò孫sūn行xíng者zhě,起qǐ的de鬼guǐ名míng字zì叫jiào做zuò者zhě行xíng孫sūn。真zhēn名míng字zì可kě以yǐ裝zhuāng得de,鬼guǐ名míng字zì好hǎo道dào裝zhuāng不bù得de。」卻què就jiù忍rěn不bú住zhù應yìng了le他tā一yì聲shēng。颼sōu的de被bèi他tā吸xī進jìn葫hú蘆lu去qù,貼tiē上shàng帖tiě兒er。原yuán來lái那nà寶bǎo貝bèi,那nǎ管guǎn甚shén麼me名míng字zì真zhēn假jiǎ,但dàn綽chāo個gè應yìng的de氣qì兒er,就jiù裝zhuāng了le去qù也yě。那nà魔mó执zhí了le宝bǎo贝bèi,跳tiào在zài空kōng中zhōng,把bǎ底dǐ儿er朝cháo天tiān,口kǒu儿er朝cháo地dì,叫jiào声shēng:「者zhě行xíng孙sūn。」行xíng者zhě却què不bù敢gǎn答dá应yìng,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「若ruò是shì应yìng了le,就jiù装zhuāng进jìn去qù哩li。」那nà魔mó道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me不bù应yìng我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu些xiē耳ěr闭bì,不bù曾céng听tīng见jiàn。你nǐ高gāo叫jiào。」那nà怪guài物wù又yòu叫jiào声shēng:「者zhě行xíng孙sūn。」行xíng者zhě在zài底dǐ下xià掐qiā着zhe指zhǐ头tóu算suàn了le一yí算suàn,道dào:「我wǒ真zhēn名míng字zì叫jiào做zuò孙sūn行xíng者zhě,起qǐ的de鬼guǐ名míng字zì叫jiào做zuò者zhě行xíng孙sūn。真zhēn名míng字zì可kě以yǐ装zhuāng得de,鬼guǐ名míng字zì好hǎo道dào装zhuāng不bù得de。」却què就jiù忍rěn不bú住zhù应yìng了le他tā一yì声shēng。飕sōu的de被bèi他tā吸xī进jìn葫hú芦lu去qù,贴tiē上shàng帖tiě儿er。原yuán来lái那nà宝bǎo贝bèi,那nǎ管guǎn甚shén么me名míng字zì真zhēn假jiǎ,但dàn绰chāo个gè应yìng的de气qì儿er,就jiù装zhuāng了le去qù也yě。

葫蘆烏黑

大dà聖shèng到dào他tā葫hú蘆lu裡lǐ,渾hún然rán烏wū黑hēi。把bǎ頭tóu往wǎng上shàng一yì頂dǐng,那nǎ裡lǐ頂dǐng得de動dòng,且qiě是shì塞sāi得de甚shèn緊jǐn,卻què才cái心xīn中zhōng焦jiāo躁zào道dào:「當dāng時shí我wǒ在zài山shān上shàng遇yù著zháo那nà兩liǎng個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,他tā曾céng告gào訴sù我wǒ說shuō:不bù拘jū葫hú蘆lu、淨jìng瓶píng,把bǎ人rén裝zhuāng在zài裡lǐ面miàn,只zhǐ消xiāo一yì時shí三sān刻kè,就jiù化huà為wéi膿nóng了le,敢gǎn莫mò化huà了le我wǒ麼me?」一yì條tiáo心xīn又yòu想xiǎng著zhe道dào:「沒méi事shì,化huà不bù得de我wǒ。我wǒ老lǎo孫sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng,被bèi太tài上shàng老lǎo君jūn放fàng在zài八bā卦guà爐lú中zhōng煉liàn了le四sì十shí九jiǔ日rì,煉liàn成chéng個gè金jīn子zi心xīn肝gān,銀yín子zi肺fèi腑fǔ,銅tóng頭tóu鐵tiě背bèi,火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng,那nǎ裡lǐ一yì時shí三sān刻kè就jiù化huà得de我wǒ?且qiě跟gēn他tā進jìn去qù,看kàn他tā怎zěn的de。」大dà圣shèng到dào他tā葫hú芦lu里lǐ,浑hún然rán乌wū黑hēi。把bǎ头tóu往wǎng上shàng一yì顶dǐng,那nǎ里lǐ顶dǐng得de动dòng,且qiě是shì塞sāi得de甚shèn紧jǐn,却què才cái心xīn中zhōng焦jiāo躁zào道dào:「当dāng时shí我wǒ在zài山shān上shàng遇yù着zháo那nà两liǎng个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,他tā曾céng告gào诉sù我wǒ说shuō:不bù拘jū葫hú芦lu、净jìng瓶píng,把bǎ人rén装zhuāng在zài里lǐ面miàn,只zhǐ消xiāo一yì时shí三sān刻kè,就jiù化huà为wéi脓nóng了le,敢gǎn莫mò化huà了le我wǒ么me?」一yì条tiáo心xīn又yòu想xiǎng着zhe道dào:「没méi事shì,化huà不bù得de我wǒ。我wǒ老lǎo孙sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng,被bèi太tài上shàng老lǎo君jūn放fàng在zài八bā卦guà炉lú中zhōng炼liàn了le四sì十shí九jiǔ日rì,炼liàn成chéng个gè金jīn子zi心xīn肝gān,银yín子zi肺fèi腑fǔ,铜tóng头tóu铁tiě背bèi,火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng,那nǎ里lǐ一yì时shí三sān刻kè就jiù化huà得de我wǒ?且qiě跟gēn他tā进jìn去qù,看kàn他tā怎zěn的de。」

搖響之計

二èr魔mó拿ná入rù裡lǐ面miàn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,拿ná來lái了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「拿ná了le誰shuí?」二èr魔mó道dào:「者zhě行xíng孫sūn是shì我wǒ裝zhuāng在zài葫hú蘆lu裡lǐ也yě。」老lǎo魔mó歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「賢xián弟dì,請qǐng坐zuò。不bú要yào動dòng,只zhǐ等děng搖yáo得de響xiǎng再zài揭jiē帖tiě兒er。」行xíng者zhě聽tīng得de道dào:「我wǒ這zhè般bān一yí個gè身shēn子zi,怎zěn麼me便biàn搖yáo得de響xiǎng?只zhǐ除chú化huà成chéng稀xī汁zhī,才cái搖yáo得de響xiǎng是shì。等děng我wǒ撒sā泡pào溺nì罷ba,他tā若ruò搖yáo得de響xiǎng時shí,一yí定dìng揭jiē帖tiě起qǐ蓋gài,我wǒ乘chéng空kōng走zǒu他tā娘niáng罷ba。」又yòu思sī道dào,「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。溺nì雖suī可kě響xiǎng,只zhǐ是shì污wū了le這zhè直zhí裰duō。等děng他tā搖yáo時shí,我wǒ但dàn聚jù些xiē唾tuò津jīn漱shù口kǒu,稀xī漓lí呼hū喇lǎ的de,哄hǒng他tā揭jiē開kāi,老lǎo孫sūn再zài走zǒu罷ba。」二èr魔mó拿ná入rù里lǐ面miàn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,拿ná来lái了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「拿ná了le谁shuí?」二èr魔mó道dào:「者zhě行xíng孙sūn是shì我wǒ装zhuāng在zài葫hú芦lu里lǐ也yě。」老lǎo魔mó欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「贤xián弟dì,请qǐng坐zuò。不bú要yào动dòng,只zhǐ等děng摇yáo得de响xiǎng再zài揭jiē帖tiě儿er。」行xíng者zhě听tīng得de道dào:「我wǒ这zhè般bān一yí个gè身shēn子zi,怎zěn么me便biàn摇yáo得de响xiǎng?只zhǐ除chú化huà成chéng稀xī汁zhī,才cái摇yáo得de响xiǎng是shì。等děng我wǒ撒sā泡pào溺nì罢ba,他tā若ruò摇yáo得de响xiǎng时shí,一yí定dìng揭jiē帖tiě起qǐ盖gài,我wǒ乘chéng空kōng走zǒu他tā娘niáng罢ba。」又yòu思sī道dào,「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。溺nì虽suī可kě响xiǎng,只zhǐ是shì污wū了le这zhè直zhí裰duō。等děng他tā摇yáo时shí,我wǒ但dàn聚jù些xiē唾tuò津jīn漱shù口kǒu,稀xī漓lí呼hū喇lǎ的de,哄hǒng他tā揭jiē开kāi,老lǎo孙sūn再zài走zǒu罢ba。」

詐化誆魔

大dà聖shèng作zuò了le準zhǔn備bèi,那nà怪guài貪tān酒jiǔ不bù搖yáo。大dà聖shèng作zuò個gè法fǎ,意yì思si只zhǐ是shì哄hǒng他tā來lái搖yáo,忽hū然rán叫jiào道dào:「天tiān呀yā!孤gū拐guǎi都dōu化huà了le。」那nà魔mó也yě不bù搖yáo。大dà聖shèng又yòu叫jiào道dào:「娘niáng啊a!連lián腰yāo截jié骨gǔ都dōu化huà了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「化huà至zhì腰yāo時shí,都dōu化huà盡jìn矣yǐ,揭jiē起qǐ帖tiě兒er看kàn看kàn。」大dà圣shèng作zuò了le准zhǔn备bèi,那nà怪guài贪tān酒jiǔ不bù摇yáo。大dà圣shèng作zuò个gè法fǎ,意yì思si只zhǐ是shì哄hǒng他tā来lái摇yáo,忽hū然rán叫jiào道dào:「天tiān呀yā!孤gū拐guǎi都dōu化huà了le。」那nà魔mó也yě不bù摇yáo。大dà圣shèng又yòu叫jiào道dào:「娘niáng啊a!连lián腰yāo截jié骨gǔ都dōu化huà了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「化huà至zhì腰yāo时shí,都dōu化huà尽jìn矣yǐ,揭jiē起qǐ帖tiě儿er看kàn看kàn。」

半截脫身

那nà大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,就jiù拔bá了le一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,叫jiào:「變biàn!」變biàn作zuò個gè半bàn截jié的de身shēn子zi,在zài葫hú蘆lu底dǐ上shàng。真zhēn身shēn卻què變biàn做zuò個gè蟭jiāo蟟liáo蟲chóng兒er,釘dīng在zài那nà葫hú蘆lu口kǒu邊biān。只zhǐ見jiàn那nà二èr魔mó揭jiē起qǐ帖tiě子zi看kàn時shí,大dà聖shèng早zǎo已yǐ飛fēi出chū。打dǎ個gè滾gǔn,又yòu變biàn做zuò個gè倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng。倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng卻què是shì原yuán去qù請qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai的de那nà個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,他tā變biàn了le,站zhàn在zài旁páng邊biān。那nà老lǎo魔mó扳bān著zhe葫hú蘆lu口kǒu張zhāng了le一yì張zhāng,見jiàn是shì個gè半bàn截jié身shēn子zi動dòng耽dān,他tā也yě不bú認rèn真zhēn假jiǎ,慌huāng忙máng叫jiào:「兄xiōng弟dì,蓋gài上shàng,蓋gài上shàng,還hái不bù曾céng化huà得de了le哩li。」二èr魔mó依yī舊jiù貼tiē上shàng。大dà聖shèng在zài傍páng暗àn笑xiào道dào:「不bù知zhī老lǎo孫sūn已yǐ在zài此cǐ矣yǐ。」那nà大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,就jiù拔bá了le一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,叫jiào:「变biàn!」变biàn作zuò个gè半bàn截jié的de身shēn子zi,在zài葫hú芦lu底dǐ上shàng。真zhēn身shēn却què变biàn做zuò个gè蟭jiāo蟟liáo虫chóng儿er,钉dīng在zài那nà葫hú芦lu口kǒu边biān。只zhǐ见jiàn那nà二èr魔mó揭jiē起qǐ帖tiě子zi看kàn时shí,大dà圣shèng早zǎo已yǐ飞fēi出chū。打dǎ个gè滚gǔn,又yòu变biàn做zuò个gè倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng。倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng却què是shì原yuán去qù请qǐng老lǎo奶nǎi奶nai的de那nà个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,他tā变biàn了le,站zhàn在zài旁páng边biān。那nà老lǎo魔mó扳bān着zhe葫hú芦lu口kǒu张zhāng了le一yì张zhāng,见jiàn是shì个gè半bàn截jié身shēn子zi动dòng耽dān,他tā也yě不bú认rèn真zhēn假jiǎ,慌huāng忙máng叫jiào:「兄xiōng弟dì,盖gài上shàng,盖gài上shàng,还hái不bù曾céng化huà得de了le哩li。」二èr魔mó依yī旧jiù贴tiē上shàng。大dà圣shèng在zài傍páng暗àn笑xiào道dào:「不bù知zhī老lǎo孙sūn已yǐ在zài此cǐ矣yǐ。」

遞鍾勸酒

那nà老lǎo魔mó拿ná了le壺hú,滿mǎn滿mǎn的de斟zhēn了le一yì杯bēi酒jiǔ,近jìn前qián雙shuāng手shǒu遞dì與yǔ二èr魔mó道dào:「賢xián弟dì,我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ遞dì個gè鍾zhōng兒er。」二èr魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng長zhǎng,我wǒ們men已yǐ吃chī了le這zhè半bàn會huì酒jiǔ,又yòu遞dì甚shén鍾zhōng?」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「你nǐ拿ná住zhù唐táng僧sēng、八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng猶yóu可kě,又yòu索suǒ了le孫sūn行xíng者zhě,裝zhuāng了le者zhě行xíng孫sūn,如rú此cǐ功gōng勞láo,該gāi與yǔ你nǐ多duō遞dì幾jǐ鍾zhōng。」二èr魔mó見jiàn哥gē哥ge恭gōng敬jìng,怎zěn敢gǎn不bù接jiē,但dàn一yì隻zhī手shǒu托tuō著zhe葫hú蘆lu,一yì隻zhī手shǒu不bù敢gǎn去qù接jiē,卻què把bǎ葫hú蘆lu遞dì與yǔ倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng,雙shuāng手shǒu去qù接jiē杯bēi。不bù知zhī那nà倚yǐ海hǎi龍lóng是shì孫sūn行xíng者zhě變biàn的de。你nǐ看kàn他tā端duān葫hú蘆lu,慇yīn懃qín奉fèng侍shì。二èr魔mó接jiē酒jiǔ吃chī了le,也yě要yào回huí奉fèng一yì杯bēi。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「不bù消xiāo回huí酒jiǔ,我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ陪péi你nǐ一yì杯bēi罷ba。」兩liǎng人rén只zhǐ管guǎn謙qiān遜xùn。那nà老lǎo魔mó拿ná了le壶hú,满mǎn满mǎn的de斟zhēn了le一yì杯bēi酒jiǔ,近jìn前qián双shuāng手shǒu递dì与yǔ二èr魔mó道dào:「贤xián弟dì,我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ递dì个gè钟zhōng儿er。」二èr魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng长zhǎng,我wǒ们men已yǐ吃chī了le这zhè半bàn会huì酒jiǔ,又yòu递dì甚shén钟zhōng?」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「你nǐ拿ná住zhù唐táng僧sēng、八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng犹yóu可kě,又yòu索suǒ了le孙sūn行xíng者zhě,装zhuāng了le者zhě行xíng孙sūn,如rú此cǐ功gōng劳láo,该gāi与yǔ你nǐ多duō递dì几jǐ钟zhōng。」二èr魔mó见jiàn哥gē哥ge恭gōng敬jìng,怎zěn敢gǎn不bù接jiē,但dàn一yì只zhī手shǒu托tuō着zhe葫hú芦lu,一yì只zhī手shǒu不bù敢gǎn去qù接jiē,却què把bǎ葫hú芦lu递dì与yǔ倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng,双shuāng手shǒu去qù接jiē杯bēi。不bù知zhī那nà倚yǐ海hǎi龙lóng是shì孙sūn行xíng者zhě变biàn的de。你nǐ看kàn他tā端duān葫hú芦lu,慇yīn懃qín奉fèng侍shì。二èr魔mó接jiē酒jiǔ吃chī了le,也yě要yào回huí奉fèng一yì杯bēi。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「不bù消xiāo回huí酒jiǔ,我wǒ这zhè里lǐ陪péi你nǐ一yì杯bēi罢ba。」两liǎng人rén只zhǐ管guǎn谦qiān逊xùn。

葫蘆還孫

行xíng者zhě頂dǐng著zhe葫hú蘆lu,眼yǎn不bù轉zhuǎn睛jīng,看kàn他tā兩liǎng個gè左zuǒ右yòu傳chuán杯bēi,全quán無wú計jì較jiào,他tā就jiù把bǎ個gè葫hú蘆lu揌sāi入rù衣yī袖xiù。拔bá根gēn毫háo毛máo,變biàn個gè假jiǎ葫hú蘆lu,一yí樣yàng無wú二èr,捧pěng在zài手shǒu中zhōng。那nà魔mó遞dì了le一yí會huì酒jiǔ,也yě不bú看kàn真zhēn假jiǎ,一yì把bǎ接jiē過guò寶bǎo貝bèi。各gè上shàng席xí,安ān然rán坐zuò下xià,依yī然rán飲yǐn酒jiǔ。孫sūn大dà聖shèng撤chè身shēn走zǒu過guò,得dé了le寶bǎo貝bèi,心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「饒ráo這zhè魔mó頭tóu有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,畢bì竟jìng葫hú蘆lu還hái姓xìng孫sūn。」畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī向xiàng後hòu怎zěn麼me施shī為wéi,方fāng得dé救jiù師shī滅miè怪guài,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。行xíng者zhě顶dǐng着zhe葫hú芦lu,眼yǎn不bù转zhuǎn睛jīng,看kàn他tā两liǎng个gè左zuǒ右yòu传chuán杯bēi,全quán无wú计jì较jiào,他tā就jiù把bǎ个gè葫hú芦lu揌sāi入rù衣yī袖xiù。拔bá根gēn毫háo毛máo,变biàn个gè假jiǎ葫hú芦lu,一yí样yàng无wú二èr,捧pěng在zài手shǒu中zhōng。那nà魔mó递dì了le一yí会huì酒jiǔ,也yě不bú看kàn真zhēn假jiǎ,一yì把bǎ接jiē过guò宝bǎo贝bèi。各gè上shàng席xí,安ān然rán坐zuò下xià,依yī然rán饮yǐn酒jiǔ。孙sūn大dà圣shèng撤chè身shēn走zǒu过guò,得dé了le宝bǎo贝bèi,心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「饶ráo这zhè魔mó头tóu有yǒu手shǒu段duàn,毕bì竟jìng葫hú芦lu还hái姓xìng孙sūn。」毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī向xiàng后hòu怎zěn么me施shī为wéi,方fāng得dé救jiù师shī灭miè怪guài,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 The Gourd Is Surnamed Sun

Now tell of those two little imps, the false gourd in their hands, who vied a while in gazing at it — then looked up all at once, and Pilgrim was gone. “Brother,” said Clever-Bug, “so immortals too can tell barefaced lies. He said that having traded treasures he would see us across into immortality — how is it he has gone off without a word of parting?” “We got much the better of the bargain,” said Fine-and-Keen. “Could he really get away with it? Bring the gourd over; let me bottle up Heaven too, and give it a trial run.” And indeed he tossed the gourd upward — and with a plop it came tumbling straight back down. Clever-Bug cried in panic: “Why won't it bottle? Won't bottle? Can it be that Sun the Pilgrim, feigning an immortal's shape, traded a false gourd away for our true one?” “Don't talk rubbish,” said Fine-and-Keen. “Sun the Pilgrim is pinned under those three mountains — how could he get out? Hand it over; let me recite those few words of his spell over it and try the bottling.” This fiend too flung the little gourd at the empty sky, chanting: “If there be half a sound of refusal, I go straight up to the Hall of Divine Mists and set arms in motion!” Before the chant was done, plop — down it tumbled again. The two imps said: “It won't bottle, it won't bottle — it must be a fake.”

Amid their clamor the Great Sage Sun, up in mid-air, heard it all distinctly and saw it all plainly. Fearing that if they trifled too long some word would leak at the critical point, he gave his body a shake and recalled to himself the hairs that had been transformed into gourds — leaving those two fiends with four hands holding nothing at all. “Brother, hand me the gourd,” said Fine-and-Keen. “You were holding it,” said Clever-Bug. “Heavens! How has it vanished?” They groped over the ground and rummaged the grass, plumbed their sleeves and felt about their waists — where was it to be had? The two fiends, scared stiff and staring, said: “What's to be done? What's to be done? That day the Great King entrusted the treasures to us and bade us capture Sun the Pilgrim. Now the Pilgrim is not taken, and the treasures on top of it are gone — how dare we go back and report? One straight beating and we're dead. What's to be done! What's to be done!” “Let's run for it,” said Clever-Bug. “Run where?” said Fine-and-Keen. “Anywhere, never mind where. If we go back and say the treasures are lost, it's certain death.” “Don't run; better we go back,” said Fine-and-Keen. “The Second Great King has always looked on you kindly, and I'll put in a word on your behalf. If he's willing to be lenient, we keep our lives; if talk won't carry it and we're beaten to death, at least it's here at home. Don't leave us caught fast at neither end. Come along, come along.” So the fiends took counsel and turned their steps back to the mountain.

Pilgrim in mid-air watched them turn back; with another shake of his body he changed into a little fly and flew down to follow the imps. Now you ask: since he had turned into a fly, where were the treasures put? Had he dropped them by the road or hidden them in the grass, and someone had seen and taken them, would his labor not have been in vain? No — he kept them on his person. On his person, you say — but a fly is no bigger than a bean; how could they be contained? The fact is, those treasures of his, like his gold-banded cudgel, are called wish-fulfilling Buddha-treasures: they change with the body, can be great, can be small, and so upon his person they too could be held. With a droning buzz he flew down and kept close upon the fiends. In no time he reached the cave. There sat the two demon lords drinking, and the little imps knelt before them; Pilgrim lit upon the door-frame and cocked an ear to listen. “Great Kings,” said the imps. The two old fiends set down their cups: “You've come back?” “We have.” They asked again: “Have you taken Sun the Pilgrim?” The imps only knocked their heads on the ground and dared not speak. The old fiend asked again, and still they dared not answer; they only kowtowed. Questioned again and again, the imps prostrated themselves on the ground. “Spare your servants a myriad-fold death, spare your servants a myriad-fold death! We were carrying the treasures and had come to the middle of the mountain when suddenly we met an immortal from Mount Penglai. He asked us where we were going, and we answered, ‘To capture Sun the Pilgrim.’ When the immortal heard the name of Sun the Pilgrim, he too bore him a grudge and offered to lend a hand. It was we who did not let him help; instead we told him all about capturing treasures and bottling men. That immortal also had a gourd, able to bottle up Heaven. Out of a covetous heart and a wish to provide for our households, we thought: his bottles Heaven, ours bottles men — let us trade with him. It was first agreed, gourd for gourd; then Clever-Bug threw in the jade vase as well. Who would have thought that a thing of the immortals' making cannot come near a mortal's hand? Just as we were trying it out, both man and treasure vanished together. We beg you a thousand times, spare your servants' capital crime!”

Hearing this, the old fiend flew into a rage like thunder. “Done for, done for! This is Sun the Pilgrim, who tricked them by feigning an immortal. That monkey-head has vast magic powers and knows people everywhere; there's no telling which petty spirit let him out to swindle away our treasures.” “Elder brother, calm your anger,” said the second fiend. “Insufferable that the monkey-head should be so utterly without manners — if he had powers and merely made off, so be it; but why must he also steal our treasures? If I've no skill to take him, may I never work my mischief on the western road again.” “How will you take him?” said the old fiend. “We have five treasures,” said the second. “Two are gone, three remain, and take him we surely will.” “Which three are left?” “The seven-star sword and the plantain fan are still at my side; that one length of gold-glinting cord is kept by our old mother at Dragon-Crushing Cave on Dragon-Crushing Mountain. Let us now send two imps to invite Mother to come and eat the Tang Monk's flesh, and have her bring the gold-glinting cord to catch Sun the Pilgrim.” “Whom shall we send?” said the old fiend. “Not such useless creatures as these,” said the second. With a shout he sent Fine-and-Keen and Clever-Bug packing. “What luck, what luck!” said the two. “Not beaten though we deserved beating, not cursed though we deserved cursing — and let off after all.” The second fiend said: “Call the regular attendants, Mountain-Straddling Tiger and Sea-Reclining Dragon.” The two knelt down, and the second fiend charged them: “You must take care.” Both answered: “We'll take care.” “And be thorough.” “We'll be thorough.” He asked again: “Do you know the way to Old Grandma's home?” Again both answered: “We know it.” “Since you know it, be off at once. Go to Old Grandma's, make many bows, say she is invited to eat the Tang Monk's flesh, and have her bring the gold-glinting cord — we want it to catch Sun the Pilgrim.”

The two fiends received their orders and hurried off. Little did they know that Pilgrim was beside them, hearing every word clearly. He spread his wings and flew, overtook Mountain-Straddling Tiger, and lit upon him. After two or three li on the road he was about to strike the pair dead — then thought again: “Killing them off — what difficulty is there in that? But their grandmother has the gold-glinting cord at her side, and I don't yet know where she lives. Let me first ask them a question, and then strike.” Good Pilgrim! With a droning buzz he slipped away from the imps, let them go on ahead a hundred paces or so, then shook his body and changed into a little imp himself: he put on a fox-skin cap, tucked up a tiger-skin apron backward and cinched it fast, caught up with them, and called: “You there on the road, wait for me a moment.” Sea-Reclining Dragon turned his head and asked: “Where are you from?” “Come now, brother — you don't even know your own household folk?” “There's no you in our house.” “How no me? Look at me again.” “A strange face, a strange face — we've never met.” “Just so. You've never met me — I'm of the outer ranks.” “If you're an outer-ranks officer, then we've not met. Where are you headed?” “The Great King says he's sending you two to invite Old Grandma to eat the Tang Monk's flesh, and to have her bring the gold-glinting cord along to catch Sun the Pilgrim. Fearing you two might dawdle, dally, and spoil the business, he's sent me on to urge you to make haste.” When the imp heard him speak of the ‘sea-bottom eye,’ he doubted no further and took Pilgrim for one of their own. In great haste they sped on ahead, and in one breath had run eight or nine li more. “We've come too fast,” said Pilgrim. “How far are we from home now?” “Some fifteen or sixteen li,” said the little fiend. “How much farther?” Sea-Reclining Dragon pointed with his hand: “That dark grove yonder is the place.” Pilgrim lifted his head and saw the belt of dark woods not far off, and reckoned the old fiend must be just about the grove. He halted his steps and let the little fiend walk ahead; then he drew out his iron cudgel, stepped up, and gave a scrape at the backs of their heels. Pitiably unable to bear a blow, the two little imps were scraped into a single lump of meat-cake. He dragged them off by the feet and hid them in the deep grass beside the road. At once he plucked out a hair, blew on it a breath of immortal air, and cried “Change!” — turning it into Mountain-Straddling Tiger, while he made his own body into Sea-Reclining Dragon. Counterfeiting the two little imps, he went straight to Dragon-Crushing Cave to invite Old Grandma. This is what is called: great is the power of the seventy-two transformations; high the craft of pointing at things and shifting them about.

In three or five strides he sprang into the grove. Just as he was searching about, he saw a pair of stone doors, half open and half shut, and dared not enter unbidden. He could only call out aloud: “Open the door! Open the door!” This soon roused a female fiend keeping the gate, who opened one half-leaf and said: “Where are you from?” “I'm sent from Lotus-Flower Cave on Level-Top Mountain to invite Old Grandma.” “Go in,” said the female fiend. Reaching the second gate, he ducked his head and peered within, and saw seated right in the middle an old mother-dame. What was her likeness? Behold:

Snowy temple-locks, tangled and loose; the light of stars agleam. Skin ruddy and glowing, though wrinkles run many; teeth few and far, yet spirit stout and strong. Her face like blossoms faded in the frost's own hue; her form like an aged pine in the after-rain sheen. Her head bound in a white silk, floss-gathered kerchief; her ears hung with yellow gold, gem-inlaid rings.

The Great Sage, at the sight, dared not go in; he lingered outside the second gate, covered his face, and fell to sobbing piteously. Now you ask what he wept for — could it be he feared her? Had he feared her, he'd not have wept; and having first swindled her of her treasures and killed her imps besides, why then should he weep? In his day he had gone down into the nine-caldron oil-vats and been fried seven or eight days without a single tear. It was only that, calling to mind the bitter toils of the Tang Monk's scripture-quest, his grief welled up from an aching heart, and he opened his eyes and wept. Yet in his heart he thought: “Old Monkey, having shown his powers and changed into a little imp to invite this old fiend, cannot decently stand bolt upright to speak; I must surely kowtow to her — that is proper. In all my life as a man, playing the hero, I've bowed to but three: in the Western Heaven I bowed to the Buddha; at the Southern Sea I bowed to Guanyin; and at Two-Frontiers Mountain my master delivered me, and to him I made four bows. For him I have worn my six-leafed liver and lungs to shreds and spent my three-haired, seven-orificed heart. What is one roll of scripture worth? And today it makes me go and bow to this fiend. Yet if I do not kneel and bow, the game is surely up. Bitter! Reckoning it out, it is only because my master is in distress that I am made to suffer this disgrace at another's hands.” At this pass there was no help for it: he barged in, knelt facing upward, and said: “Grandma, I kowtow.” “My child, get up,” said the fiend. Pilgrim said to himself: “Good, good, good — how solidly she calls it out!” The old fiend asked: “Where are you from?” “From Lotus-Flower Cave on Level-Top Mountain; by order of the two Great Kings I'm sent to invite Grandma to go and eat the Tang Monk's flesh, and to have you bring the gold-glinting cord, for we mean to catch Sun the Pilgrim.” The old fiend was overjoyed. “What a dutiful son!” she said, and at once called for the sedan-chair to be carried out. “Child that I am,” muttered Pilgrim — “do demons ride sedans too?”

From the rear quarters two female fiends carried out a fragrant-rattan sedan, set it outside the gate, and hung up green-silk curtains. The old fiend rose and came out of the cave and seated herself in the sedan. Behind came several little she-imps, bearing her toilet-case, holding the mirror-stand, carrying towels and an incense-box, attending her left and right. “What are you coming along for?” said that old fiend. “I'm going to my own sons' place — as if there'd be no one there to wait on me, that I'd need you lot to go fawning and flattering? All of you, go back; shut the gate and mind the house.” Those several little imps did indeed all go back, leaving only the two sedan-bearers. “What are the names of the ones who were sent?” asked the old fiend. Pilgrim answered at once: “He's called Mountain-Straddling Tiger, and I'm called Sea-Reclining Dragon.” “You two go ahead and clear the road for me.” Pilgrim thought to himself: “What rotten luck — the scriptures still not fetched, and here I come to play his lictor instead.” Yet he dared not resist, and could only lead the way in front, giving four loud shouts to clear the road. When they had gone some five or six li, he sat down on a rock ledge to wait for the sedan-bearers to come up, and said: “How about a short rest? My shoulders are pressed sore.” The little fiends, knowing nothing of any trick, set the sedan down. From behind the sedan, Pilgrim plucked a hair from his chest, turned it into a large baked cake, and sat hugging it and gnawing. “Officer,” said the bearers, “what is it you're eating?” “Hard to say. It's a long road, coming to invite Grandma, with never a bit of reward; I got hungry, so here's the dry rations I brought along — let me eat a little before we go on.” “Give us a bit to eat too,” said the bearers. Pilgrim laughed: “Come on then — we're all one household; why stand on ceremony?” Those little imps, knowing no better, crowded round Pilgrim to share the rations. Pilgrim whipped out his cudgel and ground it once against their heads: the one it struck was beaten to a pulp; the other, only grazed, did not die but lay groaning. When that old fiend heard the groaning and thrust her head out of the sedan to look, Pilgrim leapt to the sedan-front and, with a blow full on the crown, smashed a hole in her skull, so that the brains gushed out and the fresh blood spurted straight up. He dragged her from the sedan to look, and she proved to be a nine-tailed fox. Pilgrim laughed: “Sinful beast, calling yourself Old Grandma! Since you're styled Old Grandma, you ought by rights to style Old Monkey your Great-Grandsire.” Good Monkey King! He searched out her gold-glinting cord, tucked it into his sleeve, and said with delight: “That foul demon may have his powers, but by now these three treasures are surnamed Sun.” Then he plucked two more hairs and made them into Mountain-Straddling Tiger and Sea-Reclining Dragon; plucked two more and made them into the two sedan-bearers; and changed himself into the likeness of Old Grandma, seated in the sedan. Hoisting the sedan up, they went straight back the way they had come.

In no time they reached the mouth of Lotus-Flower Cave, and the hair-conjured imps in front called out: “Open the gate! Open the gate!” A gate-keeping imp within opened it and said: “Are Mountain-Straddling Tiger and Sea-Reclining Dragon back?” “We're back,” said the hairs. “And Grandma, whom you went to invite?” The hairs pointed with their hands: “Isn't that her in the sedan?” “Wait a moment; let me go in and announce it first,” said the little fiend, and reported: “Great Kings, Grandma has come.” Hearing this, the two demon lords at once ordered an incense-table set out to receive her. Pilgrim heard it and thought with secret glee: “What luck — it's come round to my turn to be honored as somebody. First I changed into a little imp to invite the old fiend, and knocked her one kowtow; this time I come changed into the old fiend, as their mother, so they must perform the rite of four bows — no great matter, but I do come out two heads ahead.” Good Great Sage! He got down from the sedan, shook out his clothes, and took the four hairs back onto his body. The gate-keeping imp carried the empty sedan in through the gate, while he followed slowly behind — all mincing and coy, wriggling and swaying, moving just like that old fiend — and went straight in. And there he saw the whole crowd of demons, great and small, come forward to kneel in welcome. Drums and pipes struck up a swell of sound; from the Boshan censer curled a soft incense-smoke. He came to the main hall and seated himself facing south. The two demon lords knelt on both knees, knocked their heads toward the seat, and cried: “Mother, your children make obeisance.” “My children, get up,” said Pilgrim.

Now tell how Zhu Bajie, hanging from the beam, gave a ha-ha of laughter. “Second Brother,” said Sha Monk, “fine indeed, laughing while you dangle.” “Brother, there's a reason in my laugh.” “What reason?” “We were only afraid it was Grandma come, and we'd be steamed and eaten. But it turns out it's not Grandma at all — it's the old story come back.” “What old story?” Bajie laughed: “Bimawen has come.” “How do you know it's him?” “When she bent at the waist and said ‘My child, get up,’ there behind her she cocked up a monkey's tail. I'm hung higher than you, so I saw it plain.” “Say nothing for now,” said Sha Monk; “let's hear what he says.” “Quite so, quite so.” That Great Sage Sun, seated in the middle, asked: “My children, what business have you invited me for?” The demon lord said: “Mother, these many days we've been remiss in courtesy and have failed in filial duty. This morning your foolish sons captured the Tang Monk from the Eastern Land; not daring to eat him unbidden, we've invited you, Mother, to receive the first offering — he'll be well steamed for you to eat and lengthen your years.” “My children, the Tang Monk's flesh — that I won't eat. But I hear that Pig Bajie has a fine pair of ears; you might slice them off, dress them up nicely, and I'll take them with my wine.” Hearing this, Bajie panicked. “You plague-struck wretch! You've come to cut off my ears — I'll yell out, and it won't sound pretty.” Alas! All for one knowing word from that idiot, the wind of the Monkey King's transformation leaked out. Just then several patrol imps and gate-keeping fiends came crowding in to report: “Great Kings, disaster! Sun the Pilgrim has killed Grandma and come disguised as her!” Hearing these words, the demon lord brooked no explanation: he drew the seven-star sword and slashed full at Pilgrim's face. Good Great Sage! With a flick of his body he was gone — and in the same instant the cave was filled with red light — for he had slipped away beforehand. Skill like this is truly a fine bit of sport. Just so it is: gathered, it takes form; scattered, it becomes vapor.

It so frightened the old demon lord that his soul flew off and his spirit scattered, and the whole host of goblins bit their fingers and shook their heads. “Brother,” said the old fiend, “let's send the Tang Monk, Sha Monk, Bajie, the white horse, and the baggage all back to that Sun the Pilgrim, and shut the door on this whole business.” “Brother, what a thing to say!” said the second fiend. “I know not how much toil I spent contriving this stratagem, spiriting all those monks here. Now, if in this fashion you fear the wiles of Sun the Pilgrim and send them all back to him, we'd be, as the saying goes, men who dread the blade and shun the sword — how is that the conduct of a great man? Sit down now and don't be afraid. I've heard you say Sun the Pilgrim's magic is vast; though I met him once, I've never yet matched myself against him. Fetch my armor, and let me go seek him out for three bouts. If in three fights he can't beat me, the Tang Monk is still ours to eat; and if in three fights I can't beat him, then it won't be too late to send the Tang Monk back.” The old fiend said: “What my worthy brother says is right,” and ordered the armor fetched. The host of fiends carried out the armor, and the second fiend girded himself trim and complete, grasped his precious sword, and went out the gate, shouting: “Sun the Pilgrim, where have you run off to?” By this time the Great Sage was already up in the clouds; hearing his name called, he turned his head to look, and there was that second fiend. See how he was arrayed:

On his head a phoenix helm to shame the year-end snow; on his back battle-mail agleam like polished steel. At his waist a belt of python-dragon sinew; on soft leather boots the plum-blossom pleats. His face like the living True Lord of the Guankou shrine; his mien matched with Mighty-Spirit, no whit apart. A seven-star sword upheld in his hand; his wrath surging to the heavens, awesome and fierce.

The second fiend called out loud: “Sun the Pilgrim, quickly give me back my treasures and my mother, and I'll let you go fetch your scriptures with the Tang Monk.” The Great Sage, unable to hold his temper, cursed back: “You foul beast, you've mistaken your own Grandpa Sun! Hand back at once my master, my brothers, the white horse, and the baggage, hand me over some travel-money besides, and let me go west on my road; but if from between your teeth there comes half a ‘no,’ then go twist yourself a rope and be done with it — spare your Grandpa the trouble of a hand.” The second fiend, hearing this, at once leapt astride a cloud, sprang into the air, and brandished his sword to stab; Pilgrim swung his iron cudgel to meet him face on. The two of them, up in mid-air — this was a fine fight:

Chess meets its match; the general finds his equal. Chess meeting its match, one can scarce hide one's zest; the general finding his equal, one may put forth one's craft. Those two divine generals closing in were just like South-Mountain tigers battling, North-Sea dragons contending. Where dragons contend, their scales cast a glitter; When tigers battle, their claws and fangs fly wild. Claws and fangs flying wild scatter silver hooks; scales casting a glitter brace up plates of iron. This one, over and over, has a thousand cunning moves; that one, back and forth, gives not half a moment's ease. The golden-banded cudgel, from the crown of the head just three-tenths apart; the seven-star sword, at the pit of the heart with but one thrust to vie. That one's fierce might presses the Dipper and Ox to a chill; this one's wrathful air outmatches the peril of thunder and lightning.

The two of them fought some thirty bouts without deciding a victor. Pilgrim thought with secret glee: “This foul demon can actually stand up to Old Monkey's iron cudgel. I've already got his three treasures, yet here I am bitterly hacking away at him — won't that just waste my time? Better to take the gourd or the vase and bottle him up — wouldn't that be far better?” Then he thought again: “No, no. As the common saying goes, ‘A thing follows its master.’ Suppose I call to him and he doesn't answer — wouldn't that again spoil the business? Better use the gold-glinting cord to noose his head.” Good Great Sage! With one hand he plied his cudgel, fending off the fiend's treasure; with the other he took up that cord, and with a whish nooses the demon lord. Now that demon lord had a Cord-Tightening Spell and a Cord-Loosening Spell. If the cord bound a stranger, he chanted the Cord-Tightening Spell, and there was no getting free; if it bound one of his own kind, he chanted the Cord-Loosening Spell, and it could not harm the body. He recognized it as his own treasure, and at once chanted the Cord-Loosening Spell, worked the cord slack, and slipped free — then flung it back at Pilgrim instead, and in a trice it had bound the Great Sage fast. The Great Sage was just about to work his Body-Slimming Method and slip his bonds, when the fiend chanted the Cord-Tightening Spell, and it clamped him tight — how could he get free? It slid down to below his neck, where it turned into a golden ring clasping him fast. The fiend gave the cord a jerk, dragged him down, and hacked seven or eight sword-strokes at his bald crown. Pilgrim's scalp did not so much as flush a single flush. “This monkey — with a head as hard as this, I won't hack you; I'll just take you back and beat you later. Now, my two treasures — hand them over at once.” “What treasures of yours did I take, that you ask me for them?” That demon lord searched him over minutely and turned out both the gourd and the vase. Then, leading him along by the cord, he brought him into the cave and said: “Elder brother, I've brought him back.” “Whom have you brought?” said the old fiend. “Sun the Pilgrim. Come look, come look.” At one glance the old fiend recognized Pilgrim and, his whole face wreathed in laughing delight, said: “It's him, it's him! Take his long, long cord and tie him to the pillar-post for sport.” So indeed they tied Pilgrim fast, and the two demon lords went off into the back hall to drink.

The Great Sage, scrabbling about at the foot of the pillar, suddenly startled Bajie. That idiot, hanging from the beam, laughed ha-ha: “Brother! So the ears won't get eaten after all.” “Idiot — are you hanging comfortably?” said Pilgrim. “I'll be out this minute, and I'll surely save the lot of you.” “For shame, for shame! Can't get loose yourself, yet still think of saving others. So be it, so be it — master and disciples will all die together in one place, and it'll be good company asking the road in the world below.” “Don't talk rubbish — watch me get out.” “I'll watch how you get out.” The Great Sage, while talking with Bajie, was all the while sizing up those two fiends with his eyes. Seeing them drinking within, with several little imps carrying trays and cups, plying the pot and straining the wine, running to and fro without pause, so that the watch kept over him slackened a little — seeing no one before him, he worked his magic: he brought forth his cudgel, blew on it a breath of immortal air, and cried “Change!” — turning it into a file of pure steel. Prying at the ring about his neck, with three or five strokes he filed it into two pieces, pulled open the filed gap, and slipped himself free. He plucked out a hair, bade it change into a false body, and tied that in his place; his true body, with a shimmer, changed into a little imp and stood off to the side. Bajie, up on the beam again, shouted: “It's bad, it's bad — what's tied is a fake, what's hung is the real thing!” The old fiend set down his cup and asked: “What's that Pig Bajie bawling about?” Pilgrim, already changed into a little imp, stepped forward and said: “Pig Bajie is egging on Sun the Pilgrim, telling him to change shape and be off; but he won't go, and stands there bawling.” The second fiend said: “And they said Pig Bajie was honest — so this is how honest he is! He deserves twenty blows for a loose mouth.” This Pilgrim went and fetched a staff to beat him. “Strike a bit lighter,” said Bajie; “if you're too heavy, I'll yell out again — I know who you are.” “Old Monkey's shape-shifting is all for your sakes — how is it you've gone and leaked the news? A whole cave of demons here, none of them knows me — how come you, of all people, do?” “Though you've changed your face, you still haven't changed your backside; aren't those two red patches there on your rump? That's how I know it's you.” Pilgrim then went off to the rear, made his way to the kitchen, groped a handful of soot from the bottom of a pot, blacked his two buttocks, and came round to the front. Bajie saw him and laughed again: “Where did that monkey go gadding about this while, to come back with a black rump?”

Pilgrim, still standing by, meant to steal the fiend's treasure. Truly he was quite resourceful: he went up into the hall, made a leg to the fiend, and said: “Great King, look — that Sun the Pilgrim, tied to the pillar, has been scrabbling left and right and worn through the gold cord; you'd best get a stouter rope to swap in for it.” “Well said,” said the old fiend, and at once untied the lion-and-barbarian belt from his waist and handed it to Pilgrim. Pilgrim took the belt and tied up the false Pilgrim with it. Unfastening that cord, he coiled it loop upon loop and stowed it in his sleeve. He plucked out another hair, blew on it a breath of immortal air, and made it into a false gold-glinting cord, which he presented with both hands to the fiend. The fiend, being wholly bent on his wine, when did he look closely? — he just took it and put it by. This was the Great Sage plying his shifting arts and turning a hair, once more, for the gold-glinting cord.

Having got this treasure, he turned quickly and sprang out the gate, resumed his true form, and shouted aloud: “Demons!” The gate-keeping imp asked: “Who are you, shouting here?” “Go in at once and report to that foul fiend of yours that Che the Pilgrim has come.” The little imp reported as told, and the old fiend was greatly startled: “We've got Sun the Pilgrim held fast — how is there now a Che the Pilgrim?” “Brother, what's there to fear of him?” said the second fiend. “The treasures are all in my hands; let me take the gourd out and bottle him up.” “Be careful, brother.” The second fiend took the gourd and went out the mountain gate — and suddenly saw one just like Sun the Pilgrim in appearance, only a trifle shorter. “Where are you from?” he asked. “I'm Sun the Pilgrim's younger brother; hearing that you'd seized my elder, I've come to have it out with you.” “It was I who seized him, and locked him in the cave. Since you've come, you must be after a fight. But I won't cross weapons with you — I'll just call you once by name, and do you dare answer me?” “Though you call a thousand times, I'll answer you ten thousand!” The fiend grasped the treasure, sprang into the air, turned the bottom skyward and the mouth to the ground, and called out: “Che the Pilgrim!” Pilgrim dared not answer, thinking in his heart: “If I answer, I'll be bottled inside.” The fiend said: “Why don't you answer me?” “I'm a little deaf and didn't hear it. Call louder.” The monster called again: “Che the Pilgrim!” Pilgrim, down below, counted it out on his fingers and said: “My true name is Sun the Pilgrim; the sham name I made up is Che the Pilgrim. The true name could be bottled, but surely the sham name can't.” And with that he could not hold back and answered him once. With a whoosh he was sucked into the gourd, and a seal-slip was pasted on. It turned out that treasure cared nothing whether the name was true or false — it needed only to catch a whiff of the answering breath, and it bottled one straight in. Inside his gourd the Great Sage found it black as pitch. He butted his head upward, but there was no budging it — and it was stopped up very tight indeed. Only then, in a fret of the heart, he said: “That time on the mountain, when I met those two little imps, they told me: gourd or vase, once a man is bottled inside, in one hour and three quarters he melts into pus. Might it not melt me?” Then a second thought came to him: “It's nothing — it can't melt me. Five hundred years ago, when Old Monkey made his great uproar in Heaven, I was set by Lord Lao Zi in the Eight-Trigrams Furnace and refined nine-and-forty days, tempered into a heart and liver of gold, lungs and bowels of silver, a head of bronze and back of iron, fiery eyes and golden pupils — how could an hour and three quarters melt me? I'll just go along in and see what he's up to.”

The second fiend carried him inside and said: “Brother, I've brought him.” “Whom have you brought?” “Che the Pilgrim — I've bottled him in the gourd.” The old fiend said with delight: “Worthy brother, sit down. Don't move it; only wait till it sloshes when shaken, then peel off the seal.” Pilgrim heard this and thought: “A whole body like mine — how could it slosh when shaken? Only if I melted to a thin broth would it slosh. Let me piss out a puddle; when it sloshes for him, he'll surely lift the seal and raise the lid, and I'll take the chance and clear off — damn him.” Then he thought again: “No, no. Piss might slosh, but it would only foul this cassock. When he shakes it, I'll just gather up some spittle and rinse my mouth, and with a thin sloshing gurgle trick him into lifting it — then Old Monkey clears off.” The Great Sage made his preparations, but the fiend, bent on his wine, did not shake it. So the Great Sage worked a little trick, meaning only to coax him into shaking, and suddenly cried out: “Heavens! My ankle-bones have all melted.” Still the fiend did not shake it. The Great Sage cried again: “Mother! Even my waist-bones have melted through.” The old fiend said: “When it's melted to the waist, it's all melted through — lift the seal and take a look.” Hearing this, the Great Sage plucked out a hair and cried “Change!” — making it into a half-body lying at the bottom of the gourd; his true self he changed into a mosquito-gnat and lit at the gourd's mouth. The moment that second fiend lifted the seal to look, the Great Sage had already flown out. With a tumble he changed again into Sea-Reclining Dragon — Sea-Reclining Dragon being the very imp who had first gone to invite Old Grandma; into that he changed, and stood off to the side. That old fiend pried at the gourd's mouth and took a peer, saw a half-body stirring inside, and, not troubling to tell true from false, cried in a fluster: “Brother, cap it, cap it — it hasn't finished melting yet!” The second fiend sealed it up again as before. The Great Sage, off to one side, laughed to himself: “Little do they know Old Monkey is already out here.”

That old fiend took up the pot, poured a brimming cup of wine, and coming forward presented it with both hands to the second fiend: “Worthy brother, let me pass you a cup.” “Elder brother, we've already drunk this half-while — why pass another cup?” “You took the Tang Monk, Bajie, and Sha Monk, well and good; but you've also caught Sun the Pilgrim and bottled Che the Pilgrim — for such merit, I ought to pass you a good few cups more.” The second fiend, seeing his brother so courteous, how dared he not accept? But with one hand he was holding the gourd, and dared not reach with it; so he passed the gourd to Sea-Reclining Dragon and took the cup with both hands — not knowing that this Sea-Reclining Dragon was Sun the Pilgrim transformed. See how he held the gourd, waiting attendance most attentively. The second fiend took the wine and drank it, and would return a cup in turn. “No need to return it,” said the old fiend; “here I'll keep you company with a cup.” And the two of them kept up their courtesies. Pilgrim, holding the gourd aloft, his eyes never turning from them, watched the two of them passing cups left and right, wholly off their guard — and he slipped the gourd into his sleeve. Plucking a hair, he made a false gourd, exactly alike with no second difference, and cradled it in his hands. That fiend, having passed the wine a while, did not look to tell true from false either, and took the treasure back with one grab. Each went up to his seat and sat down at ease, drinking on as before. The Great Sage drew back and slipped away; and having got the treasure, he rejoiced in his heart: “Grant that this demon lord has his powers — in the end the gourd is surnamed Sun.” In the end, there is no knowing how, thereafter, he would set to work, and by what means he would save his master and destroy the fiends; and so, give ear to the explanation in the coming chapter.

札記 Notes

Grandpa, grandson, and a family tree that keeps flipping. The chapter's deepest joke is buried in a surname. 孫 is Wukong's family name, and it is also the ordinary Chinese word for grandson — so every demon who politely calls him Sun the Pilgrim is, if you tilt your head, calling him grandson. He spends the whole chapter fighting back. He styles himself 孫外公, Grandpa Sun, when he curses the second fiend; standing over the dead matriarch he tells her that anyone calling herself Old Grandma should be addressing him as 上太祖公公, senior great-grandsire; and when the demons kneel to him as their mother he mutters 我的兒啊, child that I am, which in Chinese is what an elder says to a junior. He is losing the argument to a pun and he refuses to concede it.

A ledger of bows. Wukong's soliloquy at the demon-mother's gate is the moral centre of an otherwise comic chapter. He has bowed to exactly three beings in his life — the Buddha, Guanyin, and the master who freed him from under a mountain — and adding a demon-crone to that list, even in disguise, genuinely costs him. Then the accounting turns funny. When the brothers kneel to him as their mother he works out that he gave one kowtow and is owed four, and reckons himself 兩個頭兒 in profit. Wounded pride, repaid with interest, in the language of a market stall.

The rule that governs every treasure. Twice the chapter states the same law. First as a physical fact: the vessels are 如意, wish-fulfilling, and answer to their holder's intent. Then as a proverb, 物隨主便 — a thing goes as its master pleases. Wukong grasps it just in time to avoid one trap, choosing the cord over the gourd because the gourd might not swallow a demon at a stranger's call. Ten minutes later the cord itself proves the point against him: it is the demon's own, it answers to the demon's spells, and it ties up the thief who stole it. Stolen weapons in this novel remember whose they were.

Che the Pilgrim, and why the gourd didn't care. 者行孫 is 孫行者 with the syllables shuffled — take the last character of his name, move it to the front, and you have a brand-new person. English can only gesture at it: Sun the Pilgrim becomes Che the Pilgrim, the same three parts in a different order. Wukong invents the alias to give the old fiend a logical problem, and then out-thinks himself with it: he reasons that a false name cannot be bottled, stalls, feigns deafness, counts on his fingers — and answers. The narrator's verdict is the funniest sentence in the chapter. The gourd never cared about names. It was listening for a voice.

Bajie, telling the truth, believed by nobody. Pig is the only member of the party to see through the disguise, and he does it by the one detail vanity forgets — a monkey's tail cocked up behind the matron's skirts. Then he cannot keep it in. His first slip blows Wukong's cover; his second is a shout of the exact truth, that the figure tied to the pillar is a fake, and it changes nothing, because nobody in the room rates Pig's word. Wukong even turns the honesty into evidence of treachery, and the demons sentence him to twenty blows for a loose mouth. In a house of fiends, a fool's truthfulness is worth about as much as a liar's lie.

Shifting and manoeuvring. The chapter names its own method twice, in two storyteller's couplets: 騰那, the art of shifting things about — written with a character that looks like the ordinary word for "that" but is read nuó here, standing in for 挪, to move. It is the word in the chapter title, and it is exactly what Wukong does. He wins nothing in these pages by force. He wins by moving things into places they should not be: a hair into the shape of a gourd, himself into the shape of a courier and then a matriarch, a false cord into a drunk demon's hand, and finally the real gourd into his own sleeve while its owner is busy being polite to his brother.

Killing, and the cost of a fly's patience. The violence in this chapter is casual and never dwelt on. Two couriers are scraped into a single lump of meat-cake and hidden in the grass; two sedan-bearers are killed for crowding round a conjured snack; the matriarch's skull is opened when she puts her head out at a groan. Wukong postpones each killing only until it stops being useful — he spares the couriers long enough to learn where the cave is, and befriends the bearers long enough to be trusted. What makes the scenes cold is not the gore but the geniality: the ambush is baited with a grumble about stingy bosses and an invitation to share the rations.

What the demons keep getting wrong. Read the chapter as a series of failures of attention and it becomes very tidy. The imps test the gourd instead of examining it. The gatekeeper waves through a stranger who knows the right address. The matriarch dismisses every servant who might have witnessed her murder. The brothers prepare an incense-table for a fraud. The old fiend, deep in his cups, hands over his belt and pockets a counterfeit cord without looking; later he peers into the gourd, sees a stirring half-body, and cannot be bothered to tell true from false. The narrator says it outright at the close — 也不看真假, he did not look to tell true from false. Nobody in this cave ever quite looks.