對罵問罪 A Quarrel of Crimes
妖王見報幾次,又聽說打破前門,急縱身,跳將出去,挺長槍,對行者罵道:「這猴子,老大不識起倒。我讓你得些便宜,你還不知盡足,又來欺我。打破我門,你該個甚麼罪名?」行者道:「我兒,你趕老子出門,你該個甚麼罪名?」妖王见报几次,又听说打破前门,急纵身,跳将出去,挺长枪,对行者骂道:「这猴子,老大不识起倒。我让你得些便宜,你还不知尽足,又来欺我。打破我门,你该个甚么罪名?」行者道:「我儿,你赶老子出门,你该个甚么罪名?」
逐句解 Line by line
The demon king, having heard several reports and now that the front gate was broken, sprang up in haste, leapt out, and, brandishing his long spear, cursed at Pilgrim: "You monkey — you've no sense of your place at all!
不識起倒 — no sense of when to rise and when to fall — is the reproach for somebody who cannot read a situation and does not know when to stop, and 倒 in it is dǎo. 將 in 跳將出去 is jiāng, carrying the verb outward; 長 in 挺長槍 is cháng, a long spear, not zhǎng.
I let you gain a little advantage, but you still don't know when you've had enough, and come to bully me again.
The grievance is real: he let Wukong go once, and here he is again. 便 in 便宜 is pián, an advantage or cheap gain; 得 is dé, gain; 還 in 還不知 is hái; 盡 in 盡足 is jìn, full satisfaction.
Breaking my gate — what charge should be laid on you?"
The quarrel takes the form of a mock legal proceeding: what charge would you plead to? 甚 is shén.
Pilgrim said: "My son, you drove your old man out the gate — what charge should be laid on you?"
And Wukong hands the indictment straight back, still in character as the father. 兒 in 我兒 is ér; the 子 of 老子 is the light zi; 甚 is shén.
The demon storms out and the two trade mock-legal charges — breaking my gate, what offense is that, answered by driving your old man out, what offense is that — with Wukong keeping the paternal joke running even in the heat of the challenge. Beneath the comedy the demon's grievance is real: he let Wukong off once and now finds him back at the door, and his fury is precisely what the lure requires, an enemy too angry to suspect a trap. The exchange is brief and pointed, a bridge from the gate-breaking to the fight.
The mock-legal framing is a small joke with a long reach. Both parties speak as though there were a court to appeal to, each demanding what charge should be laid against the other — and in a sense there is one, since the chapter ends with a judgment handed down, a sentence imposed and an offender taken into custody. The quarrel at the gate is the arraignment; the lotus throne is the bench.