Canonical Classics ← 第九十六回
第九十六回
寇kòu員yuán外wài喜xǐ待dài高gāo僧sēng
唐táng長zhǎng老lǎo不bù貪tān富fù貴guì

Squire Kou Gladly Entertains the Eminent Monk · The Tang Elder Is Not Greedy for Wealth and Rank

沒好沒歹
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沒好沒歹 He Filled Both Sleeves

八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ也yě忒tè不bú濟jì,不bú濟jì。我wǒ這zhè一yí頓dùn盡jìn飽bǎo吃chī了le,就jiù是shì三sān日rì也yě急jí忙máng不bú餓è。」行xíng者zhě聽tīng見jiàn道dào:「獃dāi子zi,莫mò脹zhàng破pò了le肚dù子zi,如rú今jīn要yào走zǒu路lù哩li。」說shuō不bù了liǎo,日rì將jiāng中zhōng矣yǐ。長zhǎng老lǎo在zài上shàng舉jǔ箸zhù,念niàn《謁yè齋zhāi經jīng》。八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le,拿ná過guò添tiān飯fàn來lái,一yì口kǒu一yì碗wǎn,又yòu丟diū夠gòu有yǒu五wǔ六liù碗wǎn,把bǎ那nà饅mán頭tóu、𩜇juǎn兒ér、餅bǐng子zi、燒shāo果guǒ,沒méi好hǎo沒méi歹dǎi的de滿mǎn滿mǎn籠lóng了le兩liǎng袖xiù,才cái跟gēn師shī父fù起qǐ身shēn。八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ也yě忒tè不bú济jì,不bú济jì。我wǒ这zhè一yí顿dùn尽jìn饱bǎo吃chī了le,就jiù是shì三sān日rì也yě急jí忙máng不bú饿è。」行xíng者zhě听tīng见jiàn道dào:「呆dāi子zi,莫mò胀zhàng破pò了le肚dù子zi,如rú今jīn要yào走zǒu路lù哩li。」说shuō不bù了liǎo,日rì将jiāng中zhōng矣yǐ。长zhǎng老lǎo在zài上shàng举jǔ箸zhù,念niàn《谒yè斋zhāi经jīng》。八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le,拿ná过guò添tiān饭fàn来lái,一yì口kǒu一yì碗wǎn,又yòu丢diū够gòu有yǒu五wǔ六liù碗wǎn,把bǎ那nà馒mán头tóu、𩜇juǎn儿ér、饼bǐng子zi、烧shāo果guǒ,没méi好hǎo没méi歹dǎi的de满mǎn满mǎn笼lóng了le两liǎng袖xiù,才cái跟gēn师shī父fù起qǐ身shēn。


逐句解 Line by line

八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ也yě忒tè不bú濟jì,不bú濟jì。我wǒ這zhè一yí頓dùn盡jìn飽bǎo吃chī了le,就jiù是shì三sān日rì也yě急jí忙máng不bú餓è。」行xíng者zhě聽tīng見jiàn道dào:「獃dāi子zi,莫mò脹zhàng破pò了le肚dù子zi,如rú今jīn要yào走zǒu路lù哩li。」 八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ也yě忒tè不bú济jì,不bú济jì。我wǒ这zhè一yí顿dùn尽jìn饱bǎo吃chī了le,就jiù是shì三sān日rì也yě急jí忙máng不bú饿è。」行xíng者zhě听tīng见jiàn道dào:「呆dāi子zi,莫mò胀zhàng破pò了le肚dù子zi,如rú今jīn要yào走zǒu路lù哩li。」

Bajie said, "You're hopeless, quite hopeless. I shall eat my fill at this one sitting, and then I shan't be hungry for three days." Wukong heard him and said, "Idiot — don't burst your belly. We're supposed to be walking today."

Bajie's answer to the proverb about not being able to hoard a meal is to try to hoard one anyway. Three days on a single sitting, he reckons — and the reckoning is the same one he applies to everything, which is that if you take enough of a good thing now it will still be there later. 肚 takes the reading for a belly rather than the one for tripe on a plate — a distinction the plain reading gets wrong, and the only site in the chapter. The three of them have now had this exchange twice in one banquet. Bajie proposes eating, Shaseng makes a joke about it, Wukong tells him he will burst. Nobody is listening to anybody.

說shuō不bù了liǎo,日rì將jiāng中zhōng矣yǐ。長zhǎng老lǎo在zài上shàng舉jǔ箸zhù,念niàn《謁yè齋zhāi經jīng》。 说shuō不bù了liǎo,日rì将jiāng中zhōng矣yǐ。长zhǎng老lǎo在zài上shàng举jǔ箸zhù,念niàn《谒yè斋zhāi经jīng》。

Before they had finished, the sun was near the middle of the sky. The elder at the head of the table raised his chopsticks and recited the Grace at Meat.

謁齋經 is the grace said over a monastic meal, and this is the last of the chapter's four titles marked with their own brackets. Chapter 95 had none at all and asserted the zero rather than dropping the handling; four live sites here are what that discipline bought. And notice what the grace means to the man at the other end of the table. A meal has a beginning and an end, and the elder has just said the words that start it — which, for Bajie, means the clock has started.

八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le,拿ná過guò添tiān飯fàn來lái,一yì口kǒu一yì碗wǎn,又yòu丟diū夠gòu有yǒu五wǔ六liù碗wǎn,把bǎ那nà饅mán頭tóu、𩜇juǎn兒ér、餅bǐng子zi、燒shāo果guǒ,沒méi好hǎo沒méi歹dǎi的de滿mǎn滿mǎn籠lóng了le兩liǎng袖xiù,才cái跟gēn師shī父fù起qǐ身shēn。 八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le,拿ná过guò添tiān饭fàn来lái,一yì口kǒu一yì碗wǎn,又yòu丢diū够gòu有yǒu五wǔ六liù碗wǎn,把bǎ那nà馒mán头tóu、𩜇juǎn儿ér、饼bǐng子zi、烧shāo果guǒ,没méi好hǎo没méi歹dǎi的de满mǎn满mǎn笼lóng了le两liǎng袖xiù,才cái跟gēn师shī父fù起qǐ身shēn。

Bajie panicked. He grabbed the rice that was being brought round, a bowl to a mouthful, and got through another five or six bowls; then he took the buns, the steamed cakes, the flat cakes and the roast pastries, and without caring which was which crammed both his sleeves absolutely full — and only then got up to follow his master.

八戒慌了 — Bajie panicked. Two characters of pure comedy, and the timing is exact: the grace is said, the meal is formally beginning and therefore formally ending, and he understands at once that this is his last chance. 沒好沒歹的滿滿籠了兩袖 — not caring what was good or bad, he filled both sleeves right up. The phrase occurs once in the whole novel and so does the sleeve-filling. Wide sleeves were where a Ming traveller carried things, so this is not clownishness for its own sake; it is what the garment was for, used past all decency. The second of the chapter's two rare food characters is in this list, in 𩜇兒 — a steamed cake. Both of its appearances are things to eat, and this is the last of them. And the last four characters undercut everything: 才跟師父起身. Only then did he get up and follow. Shaseng was right that there is no such thing as a private stomach, and Bajie has found the loophole — sleeves.


總評 Commentary

The best sustained joke in the chapter, and it turns entirely on ritual timing. Tripitaka says the grace, which is the formal opening of a meal, and Bajie hears in it the formal closing of a fortnight of unlimited food.

What follows is a small masterpiece of escalation. First he drinks the rice — a bowl a mouthful, five or six of them. Then, when there is no more room inside, he starts on the outside: buns, cakes, flat cakes, roast pastries, shoved into both sleeves without looking. And then, perfectly composed, he stands up and follows his master out.

It is also his answer to Shaseng two hundred characters earlier. There is no such thing as a private stomach, said Shaseng. Bajie has thought about this and concluded, correctly, that there is such a thing as a private sleeve.