沒好沒歹 He Filled Both Sleeves
八戒道:「你也忒不濟,不濟。我這一頓盡飽吃了,就是三日也急忙不餓。」行者聽見道:「獃子,莫脹破了肚子,如今要走路哩。」說不了,日將中矣。長老在上舉箸,念《謁齋經》。八戒慌了,拿過添飯來,一口一碗,又丟夠有五六碗,把那饅頭、𩜇兒、餅子、燒果,沒好沒歹的滿滿籠了兩袖,才跟師父起身。八戒道:「你也忒不济,不济。我这一顿尽饱吃了,就是三日也急忙不饿。」行者听见道:「呆子,莫胀破了肚子,如今要走路哩。」说不了,日将中矣。长老在上举箸,念《谒斋经》。八戒慌了,拿过添饭来,一口一碗,又丢够有五六碗,把那馒头、𩜇儿、饼子、烧果,没好没歹的满满笼了两袖,才跟师父起身。
逐句解 Line by line
Bajie said, "You're hopeless, quite hopeless. I shall eat my fill at this one sitting, and then I shan't be hungry for three days." Wukong heard him and said, "Idiot — don't burst your belly. We're supposed to be walking today."
Bajie's answer to the proverb about not being able to hoard a meal is to try to hoard one anyway. Three days on a single sitting, he reckons — and the reckoning is the same one he applies to everything, which is that if you take enough of a good thing now it will still be there later. 肚 takes the reading for a belly rather than the one for tripe on a plate — a distinction the plain reading gets wrong, and the only site in the chapter. The three of them have now had this exchange twice in one banquet. Bajie proposes eating, Shaseng makes a joke about it, Wukong tells him he will burst. Nobody is listening to anybody.
Before they had finished, the sun was near the middle of the sky. The elder at the head of the table raised his chopsticks and recited the Grace at Meat.
謁齋經 is the grace said over a monastic meal, and this is the last of the chapter's four titles marked with their own brackets. Chapter 95 had none at all and asserted the zero rather than dropping the handling; four live sites here are what that discipline bought. And notice what the grace means to the man at the other end of the table. A meal has a beginning and an end, and the elder has just said the words that start it — which, for Bajie, means the clock has started.
Bajie panicked. He grabbed the rice that was being brought round, a bowl to a mouthful, and got through another five or six bowls; then he took the buns, the steamed cakes, the flat cakes and the roast pastries, and without caring which was which crammed both his sleeves absolutely full — and only then got up to follow his master.
八戒慌了 — Bajie panicked. Two characters of pure comedy, and the timing is exact: the grace is said, the meal is formally beginning and therefore formally ending, and he understands at once that this is his last chance. 沒好沒歹的滿滿籠了兩袖 — not caring what was good or bad, he filled both sleeves right up. The phrase occurs once in the whole novel and so does the sleeve-filling. Wide sleeves were where a Ming traveller carried things, so this is not clownishness for its own sake; it is what the garment was for, used past all decency. The second of the chapter's two rare food characters is in this list, in 𩜇兒 — a steamed cake. Both of its appearances are things to eat, and this is the last of them. And the last four characters undercut everything: 才跟師父起身. Only then did he get up and follow. Shaseng was right that there is no such thing as a private stomach, and Bajie has found the loophole — sleeves.
The best sustained joke in the chapter, and it turns entirely on ritual timing. Tripitaka says the grace, which is the formal opening of a meal, and Bajie hears in it the formal closing of a fortnight of unlimited food.
What follows is a small masterpiece of escalation. First he drinks the rice — a bowl a mouthful, five or six of them. Then, when there is no more room inside, he starts on the outside: buns, cakes, flat cakes, roast pastries, shoved into both sleeves without looking. And then, perfectly composed, he stands up and follows his master out.
It is also his answer to Shaseng two hundred characters earlier. There is no such thing as a private stomach, said Shaseng. Bajie has thought about this and concluded, correctly, that there is such a thing as a private sleeve.