和尚硬頭 The Monk With the Hard Head
行者忙叫道:「走錯路了。」提著包袱,就要追去。那夥賊攔住道:「那裡走?將盤纏留下,免得動刑。」行者笑道:「說開,盤纏須三分分之。」那賊頭道:「這小和尚忒乖,就要瞞著他師父留起些兒。也罷,拿出來看,若多時,也分些與你背地裡買果子吃。」行者道:「哥呀,不是這等說,我那裡有甚盤纏?說你兩個打劫別人的金銀,是必分些與我。」那賊聞言大怒,罵道:「這和尚不知死活,你倒不肯與我,反問我要。不要走,看打。」掄起一條扢撻藤棍,照行者光頭上打了七八下。行者只當不知,且滿面陪笑道:「哥呀,若是這等打,就打到來年打罷春也是不當真的。」那賊大驚道:「這和尚好硬頭!」行者笑道:「不敢,不敢,承過獎了,也將就看得過。」那賊那容分說,兩三個一齊亂打。行者道:「列位息怒,等我拿出來。」行者忙叫道:「走错路了。」提着包袱,就要追去。那伙贼拦住道:「那里走?将盘缠留下,免得动刑。」行者笑道:「说开,盘缠须三分分之。」那贼头道:「这小和尚忒乖,就要瞒着他师父留起些儿。也罢,拿出来看,若多时,也分些与你背地里买果子吃。」行者道:「哥呀,不是这等说,我那里有甚盘缠?说你两个打劫别人的金银,是必分些与我。」那贼闻言大怒,骂道:「这和尚不知死活,你倒不肯与我,反问我要。不要走,看打。」抡起一条扢挞藤棍,照行者光头上打了七八下。行者只当不知,且满面陪笑道:「哥呀,若是这等打,就打到来年打罢春也是不当真的。」那贼大惊道:「这和尚好硬头!」行者笑道:「不敢,不敢,承过奖了,也将就看得过。」那贼那容分说,两三个一齐乱打。行者道:「列位息怒,等我拿出来。」
逐句解 Line by line
Pilgrim called out hurriedly, “You have taken the wrong road!”
The shout is aimed at the bolting master, not at the robbers, and it is the last thing Wukong says before he turns to business.
He picked up the bundle and made to go after him.
提著 puts 著 at zhe, action under way — bundle in hand, moving. The pursuit is a feint: it provokes the robbers into blocking him, which is exactly what he wants.
The gang of robbers barred his way: “Where are you off to? Leave the travelling money behind and spare yourself the rod.”
Two readings of the same character seven characters apart: the pointing nà of 那夥賊, that gang, and the questioning nǎ of 那裡走, where are you off to? 將 is jiāng, marking the money as the thing to be handed over, and 免得 keeps its neutral de.
Pilgrim laughed and said, “Let us be plain about it: the money must be split three ways.”
三分分之 uses 分 twice — first as the noun, a share, then as the verb, to divide — and both keep fēn. The joke is that Wukong is not refusing the demand. He is negotiating a cut of it.
The robber chief said, “This little monk is altogether too sharp. He means to hold something back behind his master’s back.”
忒 is read tè, the reading the 漢語大詞典 gives for the sense of excess as well as for the sense of error; the dialect form tuī recorded in the 現代漢語詞典 is the noted alternative. 瞞著 has 著 at zhe, action under way, and 些兒 is suffixed, so 兒 is er.
“Very well then. Bring it out and let us see. If it comes to much, we will share a little with you as well, to buy fruit with on the quiet.”
也罷 uses 罷 as the verb bà — let it be so — not the soft ba that ends a sentence. 背地裡 takes 背 as bèi, the back you have rather than the bēi of carrying something on it: behind his back. The robbers are now offering a kickback to the man who is about to kill them.
Pilgrim said, “Brother, that is not what I meant at all. Where should I have any travelling money?”
那裡 is the rhetorical nǎ again — where would I get any? — and 甚 the question word shén.
“I mean the gold and silver you two have taken off other people. You must share some of that with me.”
是必 is an emphatic: you positively must. The demand is outrageous by design. Wukong is manufacturing the provocation, and he needs them to strike first.
The robbers were furious to hear it and swore at him: “This monk does not know whether he is alive or dead. You will not give to us, and instead you ask of us. Do not run — take a beating!”
你倒不肯 has 倒 in its contrary sense, dào — on the contrary, instead. 看打 is a challenge formula: look out for the blow.
He swung up a knotted rattan staff and struck Pilgrim seven or eight times across his bald head.
扢撻藤 is the same knotted rattan staff named in the description of the two chiefs, where one of them carried it crosswise on his shoulder. 光頭 is a monk's shaven head, and the aim is deliberate.
Pilgrim behaved as though he had noticed nothing, and with a smile all over his face said, “Brother, if that is how you beat, you may go on beating till next year, till the spring ox has been whipped, and it would still not count for earnest.”
當 falls twice, both times meaning to take something as something, so both are dàng: 只當不知, as though he knew nothing, and 不當真, not to be taken for real. That second reading pushes 當 up to the fourth tone, which in turn lifts the 不 in front of it from bù to bú. As for the joke: 打春, beating the spring, is the Beginning-of-Spring rite in which a clay ox is whipped to start the farming year, and 罷 is the verb, to finish. Keep hitting me till next year's ox has been thrashed, he says, and it still would not count.
The robber was startled. “This monk has a hard head on him!”
好硬頭 is admiring in spite of itself, and it is the closest any of these men come to understanding what they are dealing with.
Pilgrim laughed. “Not at all, not at all. You do me too much honour — it will pass well enough.”
不敢,不敢 and 承過獎 are the standard formulae of modest disclaimer — you are too kind — deployed here about the hardness of his own skull. 將就 puts 將 at jiāng, to make do; 看得過 has the 得 of being able to, so de.
The robbers would allow no explaining; two or three of them set on him at once and beat him wildly.
那容分說 repeats the pairing exactly: the questioning nǎ beside the pointing nà of 那賊. The same phrase was used when they beat Tripitaka. The same two readings, the other victim.
Pilgrim said, “Gentlemen, calm your anger. Let me bring it out.”
息怒 is a formula for calming somebody down. It is the last polite thing said in the scene.
The whole passage is Wukong manufacturing a grievance he does not have. He is not cornered — he could pick up his master and leave at any moment — so the demand for a three-way split, and then the demand for a share of the robbers' existing plunder, are not negotiation. They are provocation. He is arranging to be struck first.
The comedy of the seven or eight blows is broad, and it is also exact. 只當不知 — he behaved as though he had noticed nothing — is the storyteller's way of showing an invulnerable body from the outside, without ever saying so. The robbers are hitting a man who is not registering that he is being hit. Wukong's reply turns the beating into a joke about the farming calendar, and his 不敢,不敢,承過獎了 accepts 好硬頭 as though it were a compliment on his poetry.
None of this is cruelty yet, and that is what makes the next two pages land. Everything here belongs to the trickster: the disguise, the outrageous demand, the beating absorbed and laughed off, the courteous formulae. The chapter has been careful to let the reader enjoy it, so that the reader is implicated in what the enjoyment turns into.