膏藥貼死 A Plaster for a Dead Man
八戒聽說打出腦子來,慌忙跑轉去,對唐僧道:「散了夥也。」三藏道:「善哉!善哉!往那條路上去了?」八戒道:「打也打得直了腳,又會往那裡去走哩?」三藏道:「你怎麼說散夥?」八戒道:「打殺了,不是散夥是甚的?」三藏問:「打的怎麼模樣?」八戒道:「頭上打了兩個大窟窿。」三藏教:「解開包,取幾文襯錢,快去那裡討兩個膏藥,與他兩個貼貼。」八戒笑道:「師父好沒正經,膏藥只好貼得活人的瘡瘇,那裡好貼得死人的窟窿?」三藏道:「真打死了?」就惱起來,口裡不住的絮絮叨叨,猢猻長,猴子短。兜轉馬,與沙僧、八戒至死人前,見那血淋淋的倒臥山坡之下。八戒听说打出脑子来,慌忙跑转去,对唐僧道:「散了伙也。」三藏道:「善哉!善哉!往那条路上去了?」八戒道:「打也打得直了脚,又会往那里去走哩?」三藏道:「你怎么说散伙?」八戒道:「打杀了,不是散伙是甚的?」三藏问:「打的怎么模样?」八戒道:「头上打了两个大窟窿。」三藏教:「解开包,取几文衬钱,快去那里讨两个膏药,与他两个贴贴。」八戒笑道:「师父好没正经,膏药只好贴得活人的疮瘇,那里好贴得死人的窟窿?」三藏道:「真打死了?」就恼起来,口里不住的絮絮叨叨,猢狲长,猴子短。兜转马,与沙僧、八戒至死人前,见那血淋淋的倒卧山坡之下。
逐句解 Line by line
When Bajie heard that it was brains that had been knocked out, he ran hurriedly back and said to the Tang Priest, “The company has broken up.” Tripitaka said, “Excellent! Excellent!”
Everything hinges on one word being heard two ways. 散夥 is to dissolve a partnership — Bajie's euphemism — and Tripitaka takes it straight, hearing only that the gang has broken up. 善哉 is the Buddhist ejaculation, Sanskrit sādhu, excellent, and here it means exactly what it says. He is delighted.
“Which road did they go off along?”
那條 is the questioning nǎ. The question is the precise measure of his misunderstanding: he is asking after men he supposes to have walked away.
Bajie said, “They were beaten till their legs went straight. How would they be going anywhere?”
打得直了腳 puts 得 in its hooking-up use, so de. Legs going straight is plain vernacular for dead. 那裡 is the rhetorical nǎ — where would they be going?
Tripitaka said, “What do you mean, broken up?”
The master is still inside the euphemism and has to be walked out of it a phrase at a time. This is the third exchange and he has not arrived yet.
Bajie said, “They were beaten to death. If that is not breaking up the company, what is?”
The idiot's logic is unanswerable and entirely heartless, which is how the news finally gets delivered.
Tripitaka asked, “Beaten — what did it look like?”
打的 writes 的 where the standard orthography would put 得; encoded as printed and read de. 模樣 keeps mú.
Bajie said, “There are two great holes in their heads.”
窟窿 keeps both characters in full tone, as this project does for lexical compounds. Two great holes in two heads, reported as a matter of fact.
Tripitaka gave the order: “Open the bundle, take out a few coppers of the offering money, go and get two plasters somewhere, and put one on each of them.”
Then comes the plaster. 解開 has 解 as jiě, to untie. 那裡 here means somewhere, anywhere — a vague place, which takes nǎ. 文 is the copper cash, the smallest coin there is; a few of them will not buy much, which is part of the pathos.
Bajie laughed. “Master, you have no sense at all. A plaster is only good for sticking on a living man’s sore. How would you stick one on a dead man’s hole?”
貼得 occurs twice, both times with the 得 of being able to, so de. 瘡瘇 writes 瘇 where the standard orthography has 腫, a swelling — the variant ruled on in the previous chapter and read zhǒng on the character actually printed. 那裡 is rhetorical again.
Tripitaka said, “They are truly beaten to death?”
Seven characters. The question is not asking for information — Bajie has now said so twice — but for the information to be untrue.
Then he grew angry, and went on muttering without a pause — ape this and monkey that.
猢猻長,猴子短 uses the frame of 說長道短, to go on and on about a thing, which is why 長 is cháng. 不住的 writes 的 for the manner-marking 地. The two words he keeps repeating are both names for the same disciple, and neither of them is his name.
He turned the horse about and went with Sha Monk and Bajie to where the dead men were, and saw them lying bloody at the foot of the slope.
倒臥 has 倒 in its toppling sense, dǎo. 血淋淋 keeps the vernacular xiě throughout. The sentence puts Tripitaka in front of the bodies for the first time, and it is the last thing that happens before he begins to speak.
散了夥 is the pivot of the passage and one of the better jokes in the novel. Bajie means the gang is finished; Tripitaka hears that a partnership has been dissolved and is delighted — 善哉,善哉 — because it is precisely the outcome he asked for. He then asks which road the men took. Every question he puts for the next six exchanges is a question about living people, and every one of Bajie's answers is about corpses.
The plasters are the cruellest turn, and they are entirely in character. Told there are two holes in two heads, Tripitaka reaches for the offering money and proposes a remedy — compassionate, useless and slightly ridiculous all at once — and it falls to Bajie to explain that a plaster does not work on the dead. The master's instinct is to treat the injury. He has not yet arrived at the fact of the death.
真打死了? is four characters of resistance, and then the anger arrives. What is worth noticing is its shape: 絮絮叨叨,猢猻長,猴子短 — not an accusation but a stream of muttering, and the words in it are 猢猻 and 猴子, ape and monkey. At the moment of moral judgement Tripitaka reaches for the two names that deny his disciple a person's standing, and he is still muttering them when the horse brings him round the slope to the bodies.