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第五十六回
神shén狂kuáng誅zhū草cǎo寇kòu
道dào迷mí放fàng心xīn猿yuán

The Spirit Runs Mad and Puts the Bandits to Death · The Way Is Clouded and the Mind-Monkey Is Cast Off

第五十六回
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靈臺無物

詩shī曰yuē:诗shī曰yuē:

靈líng臺tái無wú物wù謂wèi之zhī清qīng,寂jì寂jì全quán無wú一yí念niàn生shēng。灵líng台tái无wú物wù谓wèi之zhī清qīng,寂jì寂jì全quán无wú一yí念niàn生shēng。
猿yuán馬mǎ牢láo收shōu休xiū放fàng蕩dàng,精jīng神shén謹jǐn慎shèn莫mò崢zhēng嶸róng。猿yuán马mǎ牢láo收shōu休xiū放fàng荡dàng,精jīng神shén谨jǐn慎shèn莫mò峥zhēng嵘róng。
除chú六liù賊zéi,悟wù三sān乘shèng,萬wàn緣yuán都dōu罷bà自zì分fēn明míng。除chú六liù贼zéi,悟wù三sān乘shèng,万wàn缘yuán都dōu罢bà自zì分fēn明míng。
色sè邪xié永yǒng滅miè超chāo真zhēn界jiè,坐zuò享xiǎng西xī方fāng極jí樂lè城chéng。色sè邪xié永yǒng灭miè超chāo真zhēn界jiè,坐zuò享xiǎng西xī方fāng极jí乐lè城chéng。
朱明時節

話huà說shuō唐táng三sān藏zàng咬yǎo釘dīng嚼jiáo鐵tiě,以yǐ死sǐ命mìng留liú得dé一yí個gè不bú壞huài之zhī身shēn,感gǎn蒙méng行xíng者zhě等děng打dǎ死sǐ蝎xiē子zi精jīng,救jiù出chū琵pí琶pá洞dòng。一yí路lù無wú詞cí,又yòu早zǎo是shì朱zhū明míng時shí節jié。但dàn見jiàn那nà:话huà说shuō唐táng三sān藏zàng咬yǎo钉dīng嚼jiáo铁tiě,以yǐ死sǐ命mìng留liú得dé一yí个gè不bú坏huài之zhī身shēn,感gǎn蒙méng行xíng者zhě等děng打dǎ死sǐ蝎xiē子zi精jīng,救jiù出chū琵pí琶pá洞dòng。一yí路lù无wú词cí,又yòu早zǎo是shì朱zhū明míng时shí节jié。但dàn见jiàn那nà:

熏xūn風fēng時shí送sòng野yě蘭lán香xiāng,濯zhuó雨yǔ才cái晴qíng新xīn竹zhú涼liáng。熏xūn风fēng时shí送sòng野yě兰lán香xiāng,濯zhuó雨yǔ才cái晴qíng新xīn竹zhú凉liáng。
艾ài葉yè滿mǎn山shān無wú客kè採cǎi,蒲pú花huā盈yíng澗jiàn自zì爭zhēng芳fāng。艾ài叶yè满mǎn山shān无wú客kè采cǎi,蒲pú花huā盈yíng涧jiàn自zì争zhēng芳fāng。
海hǎi榴liú嬌jiāo艷yàn遊yóu蜂fēng喜xǐ,溪xī柳liǔ陰yīn濃nóng黃huáng雀què狂kuáng。海hǎi榴liú娇jiāo艳yàn游yóu蜂fēng喜xǐ,溪xī柳liǔ阴yīn浓nóng黄huáng雀què狂kuáng。
長cháng路lù那nǎ能néng包bāo角jiǎo黍shǔ,龍lóng舟zhōu應yīng弔diào汨mì羅luó江jiāng。长cháng路lù那nǎ能néng包bāo角jiǎo黍shǔ,龙lóng舟zhōu应yīng吊diào汨mì罗luó江jiāng。
高山阻路

他tā師shī徒tú們men行xíng賞shǎng端duān陽yáng之zhī景jǐng,虛xū度dù中zhōng天tiān之zhī節jié,忽hū又yòu見jiàn一yí座zuò高gāo山shān阻zǔ路lù。長zhǎng老lǎo勒lè馬mǎ回huí頭tóu叫jiào道dào:「悟wù空kōng,前qián面miàn有yǒu山shān,恐kǒng又yòu生shēng妖yāo怪guài,是shì必bì謹jǐn防fáng。」行xíng者zhě等děng道dào:「師shī父fù放fàng心xīn。我wǒ等děng皈guī命mìng投tóu誠chéng,怕pà甚shén妖yāo怪guài?」長zhǎng老lǎo聞wén言yán甚shèn喜xǐ。加jiā鞭biān催cuī駿jùn馬mǎ,放fàng轡pèi趲zǎn蛟jiāo龍lóng。須xū臾yú,上shàng了le山shān崖yá,舉jǔ頭tóu觀guān看kàn,真zhēn個gè是shì:他tā师shī徒tú们men行xíng赏shǎng端duān阳yáng之zhī景jǐng,虚xū度dù中zhōng天tiān之zhī节jié,忽hū又yòu见jiàn一yí座zuò高gāo山shān阻zǔ路lù。长zhǎng老lǎo勒lè马mǎ回huí头tóu叫jiào道dào:「悟wù空kōng,前qián面miàn有yǒu山shān,恐kǒng又yòu生shēng妖yāo怪guài,是shì必bì谨jǐn防fáng。」行xíng者zhě等děng道dào:「师shī父fù放fàng心xīn。我wǒ等děng皈guī命mìng投tóu诚chéng,怕pà甚shén妖yāo怪guài?」长zhǎng老lǎo闻wén言yán甚shèn喜xǐ。加jiā鞭biān催cuī骏jùn马mǎ,放fàng辔pèi趱zǎn蛟jiāo龙lóng。须xū臾yú,上shàng了le山shān崖yá,举jǔ头tóu观guān看kàn,真zhēn个gè是shì:

頂dǐng巔diān松sōng柏bǎi接jiē雲yún青qīng,石shí壁bì荊jīng榛zhēn掛guà野yě藤téng。顶dǐng巅diān松sōng柏bǎi接jiē云yún青qīng,石shí壁bì荆jīng榛zhēn挂guà野yě藤téng。
萬wàn丈zhàng崔cuī巍wēi,千qiān層céng懸xuán削xuē。万wàn丈zhàng崔cuī巍wēi,千qiān层céng悬xuán削xuē。
萬wàn丈zhàng崔cuī巍wēi峰fēng嶺lǐng峻jùn,千qiān層céng懸xuán削xuē壑hè崖yá深shēn。万wàn丈zhàng崔cuī巍wēi峰fēng岭lǐng峻jùn,千qiān层céng悬xuán削xuē壑hè崖yá深shēn。
蒼cāng苔tái碧bì蘚xiǎn鋪pū陰yīn石shí,古gǔ檜guì高gāo槐huái結jié大dà林lín。苍cāng苔tái碧bì藓xiǎn铺pū阴yīn石shí,古gǔ桧guì高gāo槐huái结jié大dà林lín。
林lín深shēn處chù,聽tīng幽yōu禽qín,巧qiǎo聲shēng睍xiàn睆huǎn實shí堪kān吟yín。林lín深shēn处chù,听tīng幽yōu禽qín,巧qiǎo声shēng睍xiàn睆huǎn实shí堪kān吟yín。
澗jiàn內nèi水shuǐ流liú如rú瀉xiè玉yù,路lù傍páng花huā落luò似sì堆duī金jīn。涧jiàn内nèi水shuǐ流liú如rú泻xiè玉yù,路lù傍páng花huā落luò似sì堆duī金jīn。
山shān勢shì惡è,不bù堪kān行xíng,十shí步bù全quán無wú半bàn步bù平píng。山shān势shì恶è,不bù堪kān行xíng,十shí步bù全quán无wú半bàn步bù平píng。
狐hú狸lí糜mí鹿lù成chéng雙shuāng遇yù,白bái鹿lù玄xuán猿yuán作zuò對duì迎yíng。狐hú狸lí糜mí鹿lù成chéng双shuāng遇yù,白bái鹿lù玄xuán猿yuán作zuò对duì迎yíng。
忽hū聞wén虎hǔ嘯xiào驚jīng人rén膽dǎn,鶴hè鳴míng振zhèn耳ěr透tòu天tiān庭tíng。忽hū闻wén虎hǔ啸xiào惊jīng人rén胆dǎn,鹤hè鸣míng振zhèn耳ěr透tòu天tiān庭tíng。
黃huáng梅méi紅hóng杏xìng堪kān供gōng食shí,野yě草cǎo閑xián花huā不bù識shí名míng。黄huáng梅méi红hóng杏xìng堪kān供gōng食shí,野yě草cǎo闲xián花huā不bù识shí名míng。
幌棒驚馬

四sì眾zhòng進jìn山shān,緩huǎn行xíng良liáng久jiǔ,過guò了le山shān頭tóu。下xià西xī坡pō,乃nǎi是shì一yí段duàn平píng陽yáng之zhī地dì。豬zhū八bā戒jiè賣mài弄nòng精jīng神shén,教jiào沙shā和hé尚shàng挑tiāo著zhe擔dàn子zi,他tā雙shuāng手shǒu舉jǔ鈀pá,上shàng前qián趕gǎn馬mǎ。那nà馬mǎ更gèng不bú懼jù他tā,憑píng那nà獃dāi子zi嗒dā笞chī笞chī的de,還hái只zhǐ是shì緩huǎn行xíng不bù緊jǐn。行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ趕gǎn他tā怎zěn的de?讓ràng他tā慢màn慢màn走zǒu罷bà了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「天tiān色sè將jiāng晚wǎn,自zì上shàng山shān行xíng了le這zhè一yí日rì,肚dù裡lǐ餓è了le,大dà家jiā走zǒu動dòng些xiē,尋xún個gè人rén家jiā,化huà些xiē齋zhāi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ,等děng我wǒ教jiào他tā快kuài走zǒu。」把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,喝hè了le一yì聲shēng,那nà馬mǎ溜liū了le韁jiāng,如rú飛fēi似sì箭jiàn,順shùn平píng路lù往wǎng前qián去qù了le。四sì众zhòng进jìn山shān,缓huǎn行xíng良liáng久jiǔ,过guò了le山shān头tóu。下xià西xī坡pō,乃nǎi是shì一yí段duàn平píng阳yáng之zhī地dì。猪zhū八bā戒jiè卖mài弄nòng精jīng神shén,教jiào沙shā和hé尚shàng挑tiāo着zhe担dàn子zi,他tā双shuāng手shǒu举jǔ钯pá,上shàng前qián赶gǎn马mǎ。那nà马mǎ更gèng不bú惧jù他tā,凭píng那nà呆dāi子zi嗒dā笞chī笞chī的de,还hái只zhǐ是shì缓huǎn行xíng不bù紧jǐn。行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ赶gǎn他tā怎zěn的de?让ràng他tā慢màn慢màn走zǒu罢bà了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「天tiān色sè将jiāng晚wǎn,自zì上shàng山shān行xíng了le这zhè一yí日rì,肚dù里lǐ饿è了le,大dà家jiā走zǒu动dòng些xiē,寻xún个gè人rén家jiā,化huà些xiē斋zhāi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ,等děng我wǒ教jiào他tā快kuài走zǒu。」把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,喝hè了le一yì声shēng,那nà马mǎ溜liū了le缰jiāng,如rú飞fēi似sì箭jiàn,顺shùn平píng路lù往wǎng前qián去qù了le。

馬懼猴子

你nǐ說shuō馬mǎ不bú怕pà八bā戒jiè,只zhǐ怕pà行xíng者zhě何hé也yě?行xíng者zhě五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián曾céng受shòu玉yù帝dì封fēng在zài大dà羅luó天tiān御yù馬mǎ監jiàn養yǎng馬mǎ,官guān名míng弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn,故gù此cǐ傳chuán留liú至zhì今jīn,是shì馬mǎ皆jiē懼jù猴hóu子zi。你nǐ说shuō马mǎ不bú怕pà八bā戒jiè,只zhǐ怕pà行xíng者zhě何hé也yě?行xíng者zhě五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián曾céng受shòu玉yù帝dì封fēng在zài大dà罗luó天tiān御yù马mǎ监jiàn养yǎng马mǎ,官guān名míng弼bì马mǎ温wēn,故gù此cǐ传chuán留liú至zhì今jīn,是shì马mǎ皆jiē惧jù猴hóu子zi。

挽不住韁

那nà長zhǎng老lǎo挽wǎn不bú住zhù韁jiāng繩shéng,只zhǐ扳bān緊jǐn著zhe鞍ān鞽qiáo,讓ràng他tā放fàng了le一yí路lù轡pèi頭tóu,有yǒu二èr十shí里lǐ向xiàng開kāi田tián地dì,方fāng才cái緩huǎn步bù而ér行xíng。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo挽wǎn不bú住zhù缰jiāng绳shéng,只zhǐ扳bān紧jǐn着zhe鞍ān鞒qiáo,让ràng他tā放fàng了le一yí路lù辔pèi头tóu,有yǒu二èr十shí里lǐ向xiàng开kāi田tián地dì,方fāng才cái缓huǎn步bù而ér行xíng。

強人攔路

正zhèng走zǒu處chù,忽hū聽tīng得dé一yí棒bàng鑼luó聲shēng,路lù兩liǎng邊biān閃shǎn出chū三sān十shí多duō人rén,一yí個gè個gè槍qiāng刀dāo棍gùn棒bàng,攔lán住zhù路lù口kǒu道dào:「和hé尚shàng,那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu?」諕xià得de個gè唐táng僧sēng戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,坐zuò不bù穩wěn,跌diē下xià馬mǎ來lái,蹲dūn在zài路lù傍páng草cǎo科kē裡lǐ,只zhǐ叫jiào:「大dà王wáng饒ráo命mìng,大dà王wáng饒ráo命mìng。」那nà為wéi頭tóu的de兩liǎng個gè大dà漢hàn道dào:「不bù打dǎ你nǐ,只zhǐ是shì有yǒu盤pán纏chán留liú下xià。」長zhǎng老lǎo方fāng才cái省xǐng悟wù,知zhī他tā是shì一yì夥huǒ強qiáng人rén,卻què欠qiàn身shēn擡tái頭tóu觀guān看kàn。但dàn見jiàn他tā:正zhèng走zǒu处chù,忽hū听tīng得dé一yí棒bàng锣luó声shēng,路lù两liǎng边biān闪shǎn出chū三sān十shí多duō人rén,一yí个gè个gè枪qiāng刀dāo棍gùn棒bàng,拦lán住zhù路lù口kǒu道dào:「和hé尚shàng,那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu?」諕xià得de个gè唐táng僧sēng战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,坐zuò不bù稳wěn,跌diē下xià马mǎ来lái,蹲dūn在zài路lù傍páng草cǎo科kē里lǐ,只zhǐ叫jiào:「大dà王wáng饶ráo命mìng,大dà王wáng饶ráo命mìng。」那nà为wéi头tóu的de两liǎng个gè大dà汉hàn道dào:「不bù打dǎ你nǐ,只zhǐ是shì有yǒu盘pán缠chán留liú下xià。」长zhǎng老lǎo方fāng才cái省xǐng悟wù,知zhī他tā是shì一yì伙huǒ强qiáng人rén,却què欠qiàn身shēn抬tái头tóu观guān看kàn。但dàn见jiàn他tā:

一yí個gè青qīng臉liǎn獠liáo牙yá欺qī太tài歲suì,一yí個gè暴bào睛jīng圜huán眼yǎn賽sài喪sàng門mén。一yí个gè青qīng脸liǎn獠liáo牙yá欺qī太tài岁suì,一yí个gè暴bào睛jīng圜huán眼yǎn赛sài丧sàng门mén。
鬢bìn邊biān紅hóng髮fà如rú飄piāo火huǒ,頷hàn下xià黃huáng鬚xū似sì插chā針zhēn。鬓bìn边biān红hóng发fà如rú飘piāo火huǒ,颔hàn下xià黄huáng须xū似sì插chā针zhēn。
他tā兩liǎng個gè頭tóu戴dài虎hǔ皮pí花huā磕kē腦nǎo,腰yāo繫xì貂diāo裘qiú彩cǎi戰zhàn裙qún。他tā两liǎng个gè头tóu戴dài虎hǔ皮pí花huā磕kē脑nǎo,腰yāo系xì貂diāo裘qiú彩cǎi战zhàn裙qún。
一yí個gè手shǒu中zhōng執zhí著zhe狼láng牙yá棒bàng,一yí個gè肩jiān上shàng橫héng擔dān扢gǔ撻tà藤téng。一yí个gè手shǒu中zhōng执zhí着zhe狼láng牙yá棒bàng,一yí个gè肩jiān上shàng横héng担dān扢gǔ挞tà藤téng。
果guǒ然rán不bú亞yà巴bā山shān虎hǔ,真zhēn個gè猶yóu如rú出chū水shuǐ龍lóng。果guǒ然rán不bú亚yà巴bā山shān虎hǔ,真zhēn个gè犹yóu如rú出chū水shuǐ龙lóng。
綑吊樹上

三sān藏zàng見jiàn他tā這zhè般bān兇xiōng惡è,只zhǐ得dé走zǒu起qǐ來lái,合hé掌zhǎng當dāng胸xiōng道dào:「大dà王wáng,貧pín僧sēng是shì東dōng土tǔ唐táng王wáng差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng者zhě。自zì別bié了le長cháng安ān,年nián深shēn日rì久jiǔ,就jiù有yǒu些xiē盤pán纏chán也yě使shǐ盡jìn了le。出chū家jiā人rén專zhuān以yǐ乞qǐ化huà為wéi由yóu,那nǎ得dé個gè財cái帛bó?萬wàn望wàng大dà王wáng方fāng便biàn方fāng便biàn,讓ràng貧pín僧sēng過guò去qù罷ba。」那nà兩liǎng個gè賊zéi帥shuài眾zhòng向xiàng前qián道dào:「我wǒ們men在zài這zhè裡lǐ起qǐ一yí片piàn虎hǔ心xīn,截jié住zhù要yào路lù,專zhuān要yào些xiē財cái帛bó,甚shén麼me方fāng便biàn方fāng便biàn?你nǐ果guǒ無wú財cái帛bó,快kuài早zǎo脫tuō下xià衣yī服fú,留liú下xià白bái馬mǎ,放fàng你nǐ過guò去qù。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「阿ā彌mí陀tuó佛fó!貧pín僧sēng這zhè件jiàn衣yī服fú是shì東dōng家jiā化huà布bù,西xī家jiā化huà針zhēn,零líng零líng碎suì碎suì化huà來lái的de。你nǐ若ruò剝bō去qù,可kě不bú害hài殺shā我wǒ也yě?只zhǐ是shì這zhè世shì裡lǐ做zuò得dé好hǎo漢hàn,那nà世shì裡lǐ變biàn畜chù生sheng哩li。」那nà賊zéi聞wén言yán大dà怒nù,掣chè大dà棍gùn,上shàng前qián就jiù打dǎ。這zhè長zhǎng老lǎo口kǒu內nèi不bù言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「可kě憐lián!你nǐ只zhǐ說shuō你nǐ的de棍gùn子zi,還hái不bù知zhī我wǒ徒tú弟dì的de棍gùn子zi哩li。」那nà賊zéi那nǎ容róng分fēn說shuō,舉jǔ著zhe棒bàng,沒méi頭tóu沒méi臉liǎn的de打dǎ來lái。長zhǎng老lǎo一yì生shēng不bú會huì說shuō謊huǎng,遇yù著zháo這zhè急jí難nán處chù,沒méi奈nài何hé,只zhǐ得dé打dǎ個gè誑kuáng語yǔ道dào:「二èr位wèi大dà王wáng且qiě莫mò動dòng手shǒu。我wǒ有yǒu個gè小xiǎo徒tú弟dì,在zài後hòu面miàn就jiù到dào,他tā身shēn上shàng有yǒu幾jǐ兩liǎng銀yín子zi,把bǎ與yǔ你nǐ罷ba。」那nà賊zéi道dào:「這zhè和hé尚shàng是shì也yě吃chī不bù得de虧kuī,且qiě綑kǔn起qǐ來lái。」眾zhòng嘍lóu囉luó一yì齊qí下xià手shǒu,把bǎ一yì條tiáo繩shéng綑kǔn了le,高gāo高gāo吊diào在zài樹shù上shàng。三sān藏zàng见jiàn他tā这zhè般bān凶xiōng恶è,只zhǐ得dé走zǒu起qǐ来lái,合hé掌zhǎng当dāng胸xiōng道dào:「大dà王wáng,贫pín僧sēng是shì东dōng土tǔ唐táng王wáng差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng者zhě。自zì别bié了le长cháng安ān,年nián深shēn日rì久jiǔ,就jiù有yǒu些xiē盘pán缠chán也yě使shǐ尽jìn了le。出chū家jiā人rén专zhuān以yǐ乞qǐ化huà为wéi由yóu,那nǎ得dé个gè财cái帛bó?万wàn望wàng大dà王wáng方fāng便biàn方fāng便biàn,让ràng贫pín僧sēng过guò去qù罢ba。」那nà两liǎng个gè贼zéi帅shuài众zhòng向xiàng前qián道dào:「我wǒ们men在zài这zhè里lǐ起qǐ一yí片piàn虎hǔ心xīn,截jié住zhù要yào路lù,专zhuān要yào些xiē财cái帛bó,甚shén么me方fāng便biàn方fāng便biàn?你nǐ果guǒ无wú财cái帛bó,快kuài早zǎo脱tuō下xià衣yī服fú,留liú下xià白bái马mǎ,放fàng你nǐ过guò去qù。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「阿ā弥mí陀tuó佛fó!贫pín僧sēng这zhè件jiàn衣yī服fú是shì东dōng家jiā化huà布bù,西xī家jiā化huà针zhēn,零líng零líng碎suì碎suì化huà来lái的de。你nǐ若ruò剥bō去qù,可kě不bú害hài杀shā我wǒ也yě?只zhǐ是shì这zhè世shì里lǐ做zuò得dé好hǎo汉hàn,那nà世shì里lǐ变biàn畜chù生sheng哩li。」那nà贼zéi闻wén言yán大dà怒nù,掣chè大dà棍gùn,上shàng前qián就jiù打dǎ。这zhè长zhǎng老lǎo口kǒu内nèi不bù言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「可kě怜lián!你nǐ只zhǐ说shuō你nǐ的de棍gùn子zi,还hái不bù知zhī我wǒ徒tú弟dì的de棍gùn子zi哩li。」那nà贼zéi那nǎ容róng分fēn说shuō,举jǔ着zhe棒bàng,没méi头tóu没méi脸liǎn的de打dǎ来lái。长zhǎng老lǎo一yì生shēng不bú会huì说shuō谎huǎng,遇yù着zháo这zhè急jí难nán处chù,没méi奈nài何hé,只zhǐ得dé打dǎ个gè诳kuáng语yǔ道dào:「二èr位wèi大dà王wáng且qiě莫mò动dòng手shǒu。我wǒ有yǒu个gè小xiǎo徒tú弟dì,在zài后hòu面miàn就jiù到dào,他tā身shēn上shàng有yǒu几jǐ两liǎng银yín子zi,把bǎ与yǔ你nǐ罢ba。」那nà贼zéi道dào:「这zhè和hé尚shàng是shì也yě吃chī不bù得de亏kuī,且qiě捆kǔn起qǐ来lái。」众zhòng喽lóu啰luó一yì齐qí下xià手shǒu,把bǎ一yì条tiáo绳shéng捆kǔn了le,高gāo高gāo吊diào在zài树shù上shàng。

誤認鞦韆

卻què說shuō三sān個gè撞zhuàng禍huò精jīng隨suí後hòu趕gǎn來lái。八bā戒jiè呵hē呵hē大dà笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù去qù得de好hǎo快kuài,不bù知zhī在zài那nǎ裡lǐ等děng我wǒ們men哩li。」忽hū見jiàn長zhǎng老lǎo在zài樹shù上shàng,他tā又yòu說shuō:「你nǐ看kàn師shī父fù,等děng便biàn罷bà了le,卻què又yòu有yǒu這zhè般bān心xīn腸cháng,爬pá上shàng樹shù去qù,扯chě著zhe藤téng兒er打dǎ鞦qiū韆qiān耍shuǎ子zi哩li。」行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le道dào:「獃dāi子zi,莫mò亂luàn談tán。師shī父fù吊diào在zài那nà裡lǐ不bú是shì?你nǐ兩liǎng個gè慢màn來lái,等děng我wǒ去qù看kàn看kàn。」却què说shuō三sān个gè撞zhuàng祸huò精jīng随suí后hòu赶gǎn来lái。八bā戒jiè呵hē呵hē大dà笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù去qù得de好hǎo快kuài,不bù知zhī在zài那nǎ里lǐ等děng我wǒ们men哩li。」忽hū见jiàn长zhǎng老lǎo在zài树shù上shàng,他tā又yòu说shuō:「你nǐ看kàn师shī父fù,等děng便biàn罢bà了le,却què又yòu有yǒu这zhè般bān心xīn肠cháng,爬pá上shàng树shù去qù,扯chě着zhe藤téng儿er打dǎ秋qiū千qiān耍shuǎ子zi哩li。」行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le道dào:「呆dāi子zi,莫mò乱luàn谈tán。师shī父fù吊diào在zài那nà里lǐ不bú是shì?你nǐ两liǎng个gè慢màn来lái,等děng我wǒ去qù看kàn看kàn。」

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好hǎo大dà聖shèng,急jí登dēng高gāo坡pō細xì看kàn,認rèn得dé是shì夥huǒ強qiáng人rén,心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà,買mǎi賣mài上shàng門mén了le。」即jí轉zhuǎn步bù,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn做zuò個gè乾gān乾gān淨jìng淨jìng的de小xiǎo和hé尚shàng,穿chuān一yì領lǐng緇zī衣yī,年nián紀jì只zhǐ有yǒu二èr八bā,肩jiān上shàng背bēi著zhe一yí個gè藍lán布bù包bāo袱fú。拽zhuài開kāi步bù,來lái到dào前qián邊biān,叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù,這zhè是shì怎zěn麼me說shuō話huà?這zhè都dōu是shì些xiē甚shén麼me歹dǎi人rén?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,還hái不bú救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù,還hái問wèn甚shén的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì幹gàn甚shén勾gòu當dàng的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「這zhè一yì夥huǒ攔lán路lù的de把bǎ我wǒ攔lán住zhù,要yào買mǎi路lù錢qián。因yīn身shēn邊biān無wú物wù,遂suì把bǎ我wǒ吊diào在zài這zhè裡lǐ,只zhǐ等děng你nǐ來lái計jì較jiào計jì較jiào。不bù然rán,把bǎ這zhè匹pǐ馬mǎ送sòng與yǔ他tā罷ba。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù不bú濟jì,天tiān下xià也yě有yǒu和hé尚shàng,似sì你nǐ這zhè樣yàng皮pí鬆sōng的de卻què少shǎo。唐táng太tài宗zōng差chāi你nǐ往wǎng西xī天tiān見jiàn佛fó,誰shuí教jiào你nǐ把bǎ這zhè龍lóng馬mǎ送sòng人rén?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,似sì這zhè等děng吊diào起qǐ來lái,打dǎ著zhe要yào,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me與yǔ他tā說shuō來lái?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「他tā打dǎ的de我wǒ急jí了le,沒méi奈nài何hé,把bǎ你nǐ供gòng出chū來lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ好hǎo沒méi搭dā撒sā。你nǐ供gòng我wǒ怎zěn的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「我wǒ說shuō你nǐ身shēn邊biān有yǒu些xiē盤pán纏chán,且qiě教jiào他tā莫mò打dǎ我wǒ,是shì一yì時shí救jiù難nàn的de話huà兒er。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,承chéng你nǐ擡tái舉jǔ,正zhèng是shì這zhè樣yàng供gòng。若ruò肯kěn一yí個gè月yuè供gòng得de七qī八bā十shí遭zāo,老lǎo孫sūn越yuè有yǒu買mǎi賣mài。」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,急jí登dēng高gāo坡pō细xì看kàn,认rèn得dé是shì伙huǒ强qiáng人rén,心xīn中zhōng暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà,买mǎi卖mài上shàng门mén了le。」即jí转zhuǎn步bù,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn做zuò个gè干gān干gān净jìng净jìng的de小xiǎo和hé尚shàng,穿chuān一yì领lǐng缁zī衣yī,年nián纪jì只zhǐ有yǒu二èr八bā,肩jiān上shàng背bēi着zhe一yí个gè蓝lán布bù包bāo袱fú。拽zhuài开kāi步bù,来lái到dào前qián边biān,叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù,这zhè是shì怎zěn么me说shuō话huà?这zhè都dōu是shì些xiē甚shén么me歹dǎi人rén?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,还hái不bú救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù,还hái问wèn甚shén的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì干gàn甚shén勾gòu当dàng的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「这zhè一yì伙huǒ拦lán路lù的de把bǎ我wǒ拦lán住zhù,要yào买mǎi路lù钱qián。因yīn身shēn边biān无wú物wù,遂suì把bǎ我wǒ吊diào在zài这zhè里lǐ,只zhǐ等děng你nǐ来lái计jì较jiào计jì较jiào。不bù然rán,把bǎ这zhè匹pǐ马mǎ送sòng与yǔ他tā罢ba。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù不bú济jì,天tiān下xià也yě有yǒu和hé尚shàng,似sì你nǐ这zhè样yàng皮pí松sōng的de却què少shǎo。唐táng太tài宗zōng差chāi你nǐ往wǎng西xī天tiān见jiàn佛fó,谁shuí教jiào你nǐ把bǎ这zhè龙lóng马mǎ送sòng人rén?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,似sì这zhè等děng吊diào起qǐ来lái,打dǎ着zhe要yào,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me与yǔ他tā说shuō来lái?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「他tā打dǎ的de我wǒ急jí了le,没méi奈nài何hé,把bǎ你nǐ供gòng出chū来lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ好hǎo没méi搭dā撒sā。你nǐ供gòng我wǒ怎zěn的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「我wǒ说shuō你nǐ身shēn边biān有yǒu些xiē盘pán缠chán,且qiě教jiào他tā莫mò打dǎ我wǒ,是shì一yì时shí救jiù难nàn的de话huà儿er。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,承chéng你nǐ抬tái举jǔ,正zhèng是shì这zhè样yàng供gòng。若ruò肯kěn一yí个gè月yuè供gòng得de七qī八bā十shí遭zāo,老lǎo孙sūn越yuè有yǒu买mǎi卖mài。」

德本財末

那nà夥huǒ賊zéi見jiàn行xíng者zhě與yǔ他tā師shī父fù講jiǎng話huà,撒sā開kāi勢shì,圍wéi將jiāng上shàng來lái道dào:「小xiǎo和hé尚shàng,你nǐ師shī父fù說shuō你nǐ腰yāo裡lǐ有yǒu盤pán纏chán,趁chèn早zǎo拿ná出chū來lái,饒ráo你nǐ們men性xìng命mìng;若ruò道dào半bàn個gè『不bú』字zì,就jiù都dōu送sòng了le你nǐ的de殘cán生shēng。」行xíng者zhě放fàng下xià包bāo袱fú道dào:「列liè位wèi長zhǎng官guān,不bú要yào嚷rǎng。盤pán纏chán有yǒu些xiē在zài此cǐ包bāo袱fú,不bù多duō,只zhǐ有yǒu馬mǎ蹄tí金jīn二èr十shí來lái錠dìng,粉fěn面miàn銀yín二èr三sān十shí錠dìng,散sǎn碎suì的de未wèi曾céng見jiàn數shǔ。要yào時shí就jiù連lián包bāo兒er拿ná去qù,切qiè莫mò打dǎ我wǒ師shī父fù。古gǔ書shū云yún:『德dé者zhě,本běn也yě;財cái者zhě,末mò也yě。』此cǐ是shì末mò事shì。我wǒ等děng出chū家jiā人rén自zì有yǒu化huà處chù,若ruò遇yù著zháo個gè齋zhāi僧sēng的de長zhǎng者zhě,襯chèn錢qián也yě有yǒu,衣yī服fú也yě有yǒu,能néng用yòng幾jǐ何hé?只zhǐ望wàng放fàng下xià我wǒ師shī父fù來lái,我wǒ就jiù一yí並bìng奉fèng承chéng。」那nà夥huǒ賊zéi聞wén言yán,都dōu甚shèn歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「這zhè老lǎo和hé尚shàng慳qiān吝lìn,這zhè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng倒dào還hái慷kāng慨kǎi。」教jiào:「放fàng下xià來lái。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo得dé了le性xìng命mìng,跳tiào上shàng馬mǎ,顧gù不bù得de行xíng者zhě,操cāo著zhe鞭biān,一yì直zhí跑pǎo回huí舊jiù路lù。那nà伙huǒ贼zéi见jiàn行xíng者zhě与yǔ他tā师shī父fù讲jiǎng话huà,撒sā开kāi势shì,围wéi将jiāng上shàng来lái道dào:「小xiǎo和hé尚shàng,你nǐ师shī父fù说shuō你nǐ腰yāo里lǐ有yǒu盘pán缠chán,趁chèn早zǎo拿ná出chū来lái,饶ráo你nǐ们men性xìng命mìng;若ruò道dào半bàn个gè『不bú』字zì,就jiù都dōu送sòng了le你nǐ的de残cán生shēng。」行xíng者zhě放fàng下xià包bāo袱fú道dào:「列liè位wèi长zhǎng官guān,不bú要yào嚷rǎng。盘pán缠chán有yǒu些xiē在zài此cǐ包bāo袱fú,不bù多duō,只zhǐ有yǒu马mǎ蹄tí金jīn二èr十shí来lái锭dìng,粉fěn面miàn银yín二èr三sān十shí锭dìng,散sǎn碎suì的de未wèi曾céng见jiàn数shǔ。要yào时shí就jiù连lián包bāo儿er拿ná去qù,切qiè莫mò打dǎ我wǒ师shī父fù。古gǔ书shū云yún:『德dé者zhě,本běn也yě;财cái者zhě,末mò也yě。』此cǐ是shì末mò事shì。我wǒ等děng出chū家jiā人rén自zì有yǒu化huà处chù,若ruò遇yù着zháo个gè斋zhāi僧sēng的de长zhǎng者zhě,衬chèn钱qián也yě有yǒu,衣yī服fú也yě有yǒu,能néng用yòng几jǐ何hé?只zhǐ望wàng放fàng下xià我wǒ师shī父fù来lái,我wǒ就jiù一yí并bìng奉fèng承chéng。」那nà伙huǒ贼zéi闻wén言yán,都dōu甚shèn欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「这zhè老lǎo和hé尚shàng悭qiān吝lìn,这zhè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng倒dào还hái慷kāng慨kǎi。」教jiào:「放fàng下xià来lái。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo得dé了le性xìng命mìng,跳tiào上shàng马mǎ,顾gù不bù得de行xíng者zhě,操cāo着zhe鞭biān,一yì直zhí跑pǎo回huí旧jiù路lù。

和尚硬頭

行xíng者zhě忙máng叫jiào道dào:「走zǒu錯cuò路lù了le。」提tí著zhe包bāo袱fú,就jiù要yào追zhuī去qù。那nà夥huǒ賊zéi攔lán住zhù道dào:「那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu?將jiāng盤pán纏chán留liú下xià,免miǎn得de動dòng刑xíng。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「說shuō開kāi,盤pán纏chán須xū三sān分fēn分fēn之zhī。」那nà賊zéi頭tóu道dào:「這zhè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng忒tè乖guāi,就jiù要yào瞞mán著zhe他tā師shī父fù留liú起qǐ些xiē兒er。也yě罷bà,拿ná出chū來lái看kàn,若ruò多duō時shí,也yě分fēn些xiē與yǔ你nǐ背bèi地dì裡lǐ買mǎi果guǒ子zi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「哥gē呀ya,不bú是shì這zhè等děng說shuō,我wǒ那nǎ裡lǐ有yǒu甚shén盤pán纏chán?說shuō你nǐ兩liǎng個gè打dǎ劫jié別bié人rén的de金jīn銀yín,是shì必bì分fēn些xiē與yǔ我wǒ。」那nà賊zéi聞wén言yán大dà怒nù,罵mà道dào:「這zhè和hé尚shàng不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó,你nǐ倒dào不bù肯kěn與yǔ我wǒ,反fǎn問wèn我wǒ要yào。不bú要yào走zǒu,看kàn打dǎ。」掄lūn起qǐ一yì條tiáo扢gǔ撻tà藤téng棍gùn,照zhào行xíng者zhě光guāng頭tóu上shàng打dǎ了le七qī八bā下xià。行xíng者zhě只zhǐ當dàng不bù知zhī,且qiě滿mǎn面miàn陪péi笑xiào道dào:「哥gē呀ya,若ruò是shì這zhè等děng打dǎ,就jiù打dǎ到dào來lái年nián打dǎ罷bà春chūn也yě是shì不bú當dàng真zhēn的de。」那nà賊zéi大dà驚jīng道dào:「這zhè和hé尚shàng好hǎo硬yìng頭tóu!」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù敢gǎn,不bù敢gǎn,承chéng過guò獎jiǎng了le,也yě將jiāng就jiù看kàn得de過guò。」那nà賊zéi那nǎ容róng分fēn說shuō,兩liǎng三sān個gè一yì齊qí亂luàn打dǎ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「列liè位wèi息xī怒nù,等děng我wǒ拿ná出chū來lái。」行xíng者zhě忙máng叫jiào道dào:「走zǒu错cuò路lù了le。」提tí着zhe包bāo袱fú,就jiù要yào追zhuī去qù。那nà伙huǒ贼zéi拦lán住zhù道dào:「那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu?将jiāng盘pán缠chán留liú下xià,免miǎn得de动dòng刑xíng。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「说shuō开kāi,盘pán缠chán须xū三sān分fēn分fēn之zhī。」那nà贼zéi头tóu道dào:「这zhè小xiǎo和hé尚shàng忒tè乖guāi,就jiù要yào瞒mán着zhe他tā师shī父fù留liú起qǐ些xiē儿er。也yě罢bà,拿ná出chū来lái看kàn,若ruò多duō时shí,也yě分fēn些xiē与yǔ你nǐ背bèi地dì里lǐ买mǎi果guǒ子zi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「哥gē呀ya,不bú是shì这zhè等děng说shuō,我wǒ那nǎ里lǐ有yǒu甚shén盘pán缠chán?说shuō你nǐ两liǎng个gè打dǎ劫jié别bié人rén的de金jīn银yín,是shì必bì分fēn些xiē与yǔ我wǒ。」那nà贼zéi闻wén言yán大dà怒nù,骂mà道dào:「这zhè和hé尚shàng不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó,你nǐ倒dào不bù肯kěn与yǔ我wǒ,反fǎn问wèn我wǒ要yào。不bú要yào走zǒu,看kàn打dǎ。」抡lūn起qǐ一yì条tiáo扢gǔ挞tà藤téng棍gùn,照zhào行xíng者zhě光guāng头tóu上shàng打dǎ了le七qī八bā下xià。行xíng者zhě只zhǐ当dàng不bù知zhī,且qiě满mǎn面miàn陪péi笑xiào道dào:「哥gē呀ya,若ruò是shì这zhè等děng打dǎ,就jiù打dǎ到dào来lái年nián打dǎ罢bà春chūn也yě是shì不bú当dàng真zhēn的de。」那nà贼zéi大dà惊jīng道dào:「这zhè和hé尚shàng好hǎo硬yìng头tóu!」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù敢gǎn,不bù敢gǎn,承chéng过guò奖jiǎng了le,也yě将jiāng就jiù看kàn得de过guò。」那nà贼zéi那nǎ容róng分fēn说shuō,两liǎng三sān个gè一yì齐qí乱luàn打dǎ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「列liè位wèi息xī怒nù,等děng我wǒ拿ná出chū来lái。」

耳中繡針

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,耳ěr中zhōng摸mō一yì摸mō,拔bá出chū一yí個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn兒er道dào:「列liè位wèi,我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén,果guǒ然rán不bù曾céng帶dài得dé盤pán纏chán,只zhǐ這zhè個gè針zhēn兒er送sòng你nǐ罷ba。」那nà賊zéi道dào:「晦huì氣qì呀ya,把bǎ一yí個gè富fù貴guì和hé尚shàng放fàng了le,卻què拿ná住zhù這zhè個gè窮qióng禿tū驢lǘ。你nǐ好hǎo道dào會huì做zuò裁cái縫féng?我wǒ要yào針zhēn做zuò甚shén的de?」行xíng者zhě聽tīng說shuō不bú要yào,就jiù拈niān在zài手shǒu中zhōng,幌huǎng了le一yì幌huǎng,變biàn作zuò碗wǎn來lái粗cū細xì的de一yì條tiáo棍gùn子zi。那nà賊zéi害hài怕pà道dào:「這zhè和hé尚shàng生shēng得de小xiǎo,倒dào會huì弄nòng術shù法fǎ兒er。」行xíng者zhě將jiāng棍gùn子zi插chā在zài地dì下xià道dào:「列liè位wèi拿ná得de動dòng,就jiù送sòng你nǐ罷ba。」兩liǎng個gè賊zéi上shàng前qián搶qiǎng奪duó,可kě憐lián就jiù如rú蜻qīng蜓tíng撼hàn石shí柱zhù,莫mò想xiǎng弄nòng動dòng半bàn分fēn毫háo。這zhè條tiáo棍gùn本běn是shì如rú意yì金jīn箍gū棒bàng,天tiān秤chèng稱chēng的de一yí萬wàn三sān千qiān五wǔ百bǎi斤jīn重zhòng,那nà夥huǒ賊zéi怎zěn麼me知zhī得dé?大dà聖shèng走zǒu上shàng前qián,輕qīng輕qīng的de拿ná起qǐ,丟diū一yí個gè蟒mǎng翻fān身shēn拗ǎo步bù勢shì,指zhǐ著zhe強qiáng人rén道dào:「你nǐ都dōu造zào化huà低dī,遇yù著zháo我wǒ老lǎo孫sūn了le。」那nà賊zéi上shàng前qián來lái,又yòu打dǎ了le五wǔ六liù十shí下xià。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,耳ěr中zhōng摸mō一yì摸mō,拔bá出chū一yí个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn儿er道dào:「列liè位wèi,我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén,果guǒ然rán不bù曾céng带dài得dé盘pán缠chán,只zhǐ这zhè个gè针zhēn儿er送sòng你nǐ罢ba。」那nà贼zéi道dào:「晦huì气qì呀ya,把bǎ一yí个gè富fù贵guì和hé尚shàng放fàng了le,却què拿ná住zhù这zhè个gè穷qióng秃tū驴lǘ。你nǐ好hǎo道dào会huì做zuò裁cái缝féng?我wǒ要yào针zhēn做zuò甚shén的de?」行xíng者zhě听tīng说shuō不bú要yào,就jiù拈niān在zài手shǒu中zhōng,幌huǎng了le一yì幌huǎng,变biàn作zuò碗wǎn来lái粗cū细xì的de一yì条tiáo棍gùn子zi。那nà贼zéi害hài怕pà道dào:「这zhè和hé尚shàng生shēng得de小xiǎo,倒dào会huì弄nòng术shù法fǎ儿er。」行xíng者zhě将jiāng棍gùn子zi插chā在zài地dì下xià道dào:「列liè位wèi拿ná得de动dòng,就jiù送sòng你nǐ罢ba。」两liǎng个gè贼zéi上shàng前qián抢qiǎng夺duó,可kě怜lián就jiù如rú蜻qīng蜓tíng撼hàn石shí柱zhù,莫mò想xiǎng弄nòng动dòng半bàn分fēn毫háo。这zhè条tiáo棍gùn本běn是shì如rú意yì金jīn箍gū棒bàng,天tiān秤chèng称chēng的de一yí万wàn三sān千qiān五wǔ百bǎi斤jīn重zhòng,那nà伙huǒ贼zéi怎zěn么me知zhī得dé?大dà圣shèng走zǒu上shàng前qián,轻qīng轻qīng的de拿ná起qǐ,丢diū一yí个gè蟒mǎng翻fān身shēn拗ǎo步bù势shì,指zhǐ着zhe强qiáng人rén道dào:「你nǐ都dōu造zào化huà低dī,遇yù着zháo我wǒ老lǎo孙sūn了le。」那nà贼zéi上shàng前qián来lái,又yòu打dǎ了le五wǔ六liù十shí下xià。

兩棍斃賊

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ也yě打dǎ得de手shǒu困kùn了le,且qiě讓ràng老lǎo孫sūn打dǎ一yí棒bàng兒er,卻què休xiū當dàng真zhēn。」你nǐ看kàn他tā展zhǎn開kāi棍gùn子zi幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,有yǒu井jǐng欄lán粗cū細xì,七qī八bā丈zhàng長cháng短duǎn,盪dàng的de一yí棍gùn,把bǎ一yí個gè打dǎ倒dǎo在zài地dì,嘴zuǐ唇chún𢷑xiǎn土tǔ,再zài不bú做zuò聲shēng。那nà一yí個gè開kāi言yán罵mà道dào:「這zhè禿tū廝sī老lǎo大dà無wú禮lǐ!盤pán纏chán沒méi有yǒu,轉zhuǎn傷shāng我wǒ一yí個gè人rén。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「且qiě消xiāo停tíng,且qiě消xiāo停tíng,待dài我wǒ一yí個gè個gè打dǎ來lái,一yì發fā教jiào你nǐ斷duàn了le根gēn罷ba。」盪dàng的de又yòu一yí棍gùn,把bǎ第dì二èr個gè又yòu打dǎ死sǐ了le。諕xià得de那nà眾zhòng嘍lóu囉luó撇piē槍qiāng棄qì棍gùn,四sì路lù逃táo生shēng而ér走zǒu。行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ也yě打dǎ得de手shǒu困kùn了le,且qiě让ràng老lǎo孙sūn打dǎ一yí棒bàng儿er,却què休xiū当dàng真zhēn。」你nǐ看kàn他tā展zhǎn开kāi棍gùn子zi幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,有yǒu井jǐng栏lán粗cū细xì,七qī八bā丈zhàng长cháng短duǎn,荡dàng的de一yí棍gùn,把bǎ一yí个gè打dǎ倒dǎo在zài地dì,嘴zuǐ唇chún𢷑xiǎn土tǔ,再zài不bú做zuò声shēng。那nà一yí个gè开kāi言yán骂mà道dào:「这zhè秃tū厮sī老lǎo大dà无wú礼lǐ!盘pán缠chán没méi有yǒu,转zhuǎn伤shāng我wǒ一yí个gè人rén。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「且qiě消xiāo停tíng,且qiě消xiāo停tíng,待dài我wǒ一yí个gè个gè打dǎ来lái,一yì发fā教jiào你nǐ断duàn了le根gēn罢ba。」荡dàng的de又yòu一yí棍gùn,把bǎ第dì二èr个gè又yòu打dǎ死sǐ了le。諕xià得de那nà众zhòng喽lóu啰luó撇piē枪qiāng弃qì棍gùn,四sì路lù逃táo生shēng而ér走zǒu。

打出豆腐

卻què說shuō唐táng僧sēng騎qí著zhe馬mǎ,往wǎng東dōng正zhèng跑pǎo,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng攔lán住zhù道dào:「師shī父fù往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?錯cuò走zǒu路lù了le。」長zhǎng老lǎo兜dōu馬mǎ道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,趁chèn早zǎo去qù與yǔ你nǐ師shī兄xiōng說shuō,教jiào他tā棍gùn下xià留liú情qíng,莫mò要yào打dǎ殺shā那nà些xiē強qiáng盜dào。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù住zhù下xià,等děng我wǒ去qù來lái。」獃dāi子zi一yí路lù跑pǎo到dào前qián邊biān,厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge,師shī父fù教jiào你nǐ莫mò打dǎ人rén哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,那nǎ曾céng打dǎ人rén?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「那nà強qiáng盜dào往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「別bié個gè都dōu散sàn了le,只zhǐ是shì兩liǎng個gè頭tóu兒er在zài這zhè裡lǐ睡shuì覺jiào哩li。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ兩liǎng個gè遭zāo瘟wēn的de,好hǎo道dào是shì熬áo了le夜yè,這zhè般bān辛xīn苦kǔ,不bù往wǎng別bié處chù睡shuì,卻què睡shuì在zài此cǐ處chù。」獃dāi子zi行xíng到dào身shēn邊biān,看kàn看kàn道dào:「倒dào與yǔ我wǒ是shì一yì起qǐ的de,乾gān淨jìng張zhāng著zhe口kǒu睡shuì,淌tǎng出chū些xiē粘nián涎xián來lái了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì老lǎo孫sūn一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ出chū豆dòu腐fǔ來lái了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「人rén頭tóu上shàng又yòu有yǒu豆dòu腐fǔ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「打dǎ出chū腦nǎo子zi來lái了le。」却què说shuō唐táng僧sēng骑qí着zhe马mǎ,往wǎng东dōng正zhèng跑pǎo,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng拦lán住zhù道dào:「师shī父fù往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù?错cuò走zǒu路lù了le。」长zhǎng老lǎo兜dōu马mǎ道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,趁chèn早zǎo去qù与yǔ你nǐ师shī兄xiōng说shuō,教jiào他tā棍gùn下xià留liú情qíng,莫mò要yào打dǎ杀shā那nà些xiē强qiáng盗dào。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù住zhù下xià,等děng我wǒ去qù来lái。」呆dāi子zi一yí路lù跑pǎo到dào前qián边biān,厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「哥gē哥ge,师shī父fù教jiào你nǐ莫mò打dǎ人rén哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,那nǎ曾céng打dǎ人rén?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「那nà强qiáng盗dào往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「别bié个gè都dōu散sàn了le,只zhǐ是shì两liǎng个gè头tóu儿er在zài这zhè里lǐ睡shuì觉jiào哩li。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ两liǎng个gè遭zāo瘟wēn的de,好hǎo道dào是shì熬áo了le夜yè,这zhè般bān辛xīn苦kǔ,不bù往wǎng别bié处chù睡shuì,却què睡shuì在zài此cǐ处chù。」呆dāi子zi行xíng到dào身shēn边biān,看kàn看kàn道dào:「倒dào与yǔ我wǒ是shì一yì起qǐ的de,干gān净jìng张zhāng着zhe口kǒu睡shuì,淌tǎng出chū些xiē粘nián涎xián来lái了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì老lǎo孙sūn一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ出chū豆dòu腐fǔ来lái了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「人rén头tóu上shàng又yòu有yǒu豆dòu腐fǔ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「打dǎ出chū脑nǎo子zi来lái了le。」

膏藥貼死

八bā戒jiè聽tīng說shuō打dǎ出chū腦nǎo子zi來lái,慌huāng忙máng跑pǎo轉zhuǎn去qù,對duì唐táng僧sēng道dào:「散sàn了le夥huǒ也yě。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!往wǎng那nǎ條tiáo路lù上shàng去qù了le?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「打dǎ也yě打dǎ得de直zhí了le腳jiǎo,又yòu會huì往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù走zǒu哩li?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me說shuō散sàn夥huǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「打dǎ殺shā了le,不bú是shì散sàn夥huǒ是shì甚shén的de?」三sān藏zàng問wèn:「打dǎ的de怎zěn麼me模mú樣yàng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「頭tóu上shàng打dǎ了le兩liǎng個gè大dà窟kū窿lóng。」三sān藏zàng教jiào:「解jiě開kāi包bāo,取qǔ幾jǐ文wén襯chèn錢qián,快kuài去qù那nǎ裡lǐ討tǎo兩liǎng個gè膏gāo藥yào,與yǔ他tā兩liǎng個gè貼tiē貼tiē。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù好hǎo沒méi正zhèng經jīng,膏gāo藥yào只zhǐ好hǎo貼tiē得de活huó人rén的de瘡chuāng瘇zhǒng,那nǎ裡lǐ好hǎo貼tiē得de死sǐ人rén的de窟kū窿lóng?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「真zhēn打dǎ死sǐ了le?」就jiù惱nǎo起qǐ來lái,口kǒu裡lǐ不bú住zhù的de絮xù絮xù叨dāo叨dāo,猢hú猻sūn長cháng,猴hóu子zi短duǎn。兜dōu轉zhuǎn馬mǎ,與yǔ沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè至zhì死sǐ人rén前qián,見jiàn那nà血xiě淋lín淋lín的de倒dǎo臥wò山shān坡pō之zhī下xià。八bā戒jiè听tīng说shuō打dǎ出chū脑nǎo子zi来lái,慌huāng忙máng跑pǎo转zhuǎn去qù,对duì唐táng僧sēng道dào:「散sàn了le伙huǒ也yě。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!往wǎng那nǎ条tiáo路lù上shàng去qù了le?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「打dǎ也yě打dǎ得de直zhí了le脚jiǎo,又yòu会huì往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù走zǒu哩li?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me说shuō散sàn伙huǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「打dǎ杀shā了le,不bú是shì散sàn伙huǒ是shì甚shén的de?」三sān藏zàng问wèn:「打dǎ的de怎zěn么me模mú样yàng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「头tóu上shàng打dǎ了le两liǎng个gè大dà窟kū窿lóng。」三sān藏zàng教jiào:「解jiě开kāi包bāo,取qǔ几jǐ文wén衬chèn钱qián,快kuài去qù那nǎ里lǐ讨tǎo两liǎng个gè膏gāo药yào,与yǔ他tā两liǎng个gè贴tiē贴tiē。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù好hǎo没méi正zhèng经jīng,膏gāo药yào只zhǐ好hǎo贴tiē得de活huó人rén的de疮chuāng瘇zhǒng,那nǎ里lǐ好hǎo贴tiē得de死sǐ人rén的de窟kū窿lóng?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「真zhēn打dǎ死sǐ了le?」就jiù恼nǎo起qǐ来lái,口kǒu里lǐ不bú住zhù的de絮xù絮xù叨dāo叨dāo,猢hú狲sūn长cháng,猴hóu子zi短duǎn。兜dōu转zhuǎn马mǎ,与yǔ沙shā僧sēng、八bā戒jiè至zhì死sǐ人rén前qián,见jiàn那nà血xiě淋lín淋lín的de倒dǎo卧wò山shān坡pō之zhī下xià。

築坑埋屍

這zhè長zhǎng老lǎo甚shèn不bù忍rěn見jiàn,即jí著zhuó八bā戒jiè:「快kuài使shǐ釘dīng鈀pá,築zhù個gè坑kēng子zi埋mái了le,我wǒ與yǔ他tā念niàn卷juàn《倒dǎo頭tóu經jīng》。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù左zuǒ使shǐ了le人rén也yě。行xíng者zhě打dǎ殺shā人rén,還hái該gāi教jiào他tā去qù燒shāo埋mái,怎zěn麼me教jiào老lǎo豬zhū做zuò土tǔ工gōng?」行xíng者zhě被bèi師shī父fù罵mà惱nǎo了le,喝hè著zhe八bā戒jiè道dào:「潑pō懶lǎn夯hāng貨huò!趁chèn早zǎo兒er去qù埋mái,遲chí了le些xiē兒er,就jiù是shì一yí棍gùn。」獃dāi子zi慌huāng了le,往wǎng山shān坡pō下xià築zhù了le有yǒu三sān尺chǐ深shēn,下xià面miàn都dōu是shì石shí腳jiǎo石shí根gēn,掆gāng住zhù鈀pá齒chǐ。獃dāi子zi丟diū了le鈀pá,便biàn把bǎ嘴zuǐ拱gǒng。拱gǒng到dào軟ruǎn處chù,一yì嘴zuǐ有yǒu二èr尺chǐ五wǔ。兩liǎng嘴zuǐ有yǒu五wǔ尺chǐ深shēn,把bǎ兩liǎng個gè賊zéi屍shī埋mái了le,盤pán作zuò一yí個gè墳fén堆duī。三sān藏zàng叫jiào:「悟wù空kōng,取qǔ香xiāng燭zhú來lái,待dài我wǒ禱dǎo祝zhù,好hǎo念niàn經jīng。」行xíng者zhě努nǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ道dào:「好hǎo不bù知zhī趣qù,這zhè半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,前qián不bù巴bā村cūn,後hòu不bù著zháo店diàn,那nǎ討tǎo香xiāng燭zhú?就jiù有yǒu錢qián也yě無wú處chù去qù買mǎi。」三sān藏zàng恨hèn恨hèn的de道dào:「猴hóu頭tóu過guò去qù,等děng我wǒ撮cuō土tǔ焚fén香xiāng禱dǎo告gào。」這zhè是shì三sān藏zàng離lí鞍ān悲bēi野yě塚zhǒng,聖shèng僧sēng善shàn念niàn祝zhù荒huāng墳fén。这zhè长zhǎng老lǎo甚shèn不bù忍rěn见jiàn,即jí着zhuó八bā戒jiè:「快kuài使shǐ钉dīng钯pá,筑zhù个gè坑kēng子zi埋mái了le,我wǒ与yǔ他tā念niàn卷juàn《倒dǎo头tóu经jīng》。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù左zuǒ使shǐ了le人rén也yě。行xíng者zhě打dǎ杀shā人rén,还hái该gāi教jiào他tā去qù烧shāo埋mái,怎zěn么me教jiào老lǎo猪zhū做zuò土tǔ工gōng?」行xíng者zhě被bèi师shī父fù骂mà恼nǎo了le,喝hè着zhe八bā戒jiè道dào:「泼pō懒lǎn夯hāng货huò!趁chèn早zǎo儿er去qù埋mái,迟chí了le些xiē儿er,就jiù是shì一yí棍gùn。」呆dāi子zi慌huāng了le,往wǎng山shān坡pō下xià筑zhù了le有yǒu三sān尺chǐ深shēn,下xià面miàn都dōu是shì石shí脚jiǎo石shí根gēn,掆gāng住zhù钯pá齿chǐ。呆dāi子zi丢diū了le钯pá,便biàn把bǎ嘴zuǐ拱gǒng。拱gǒng到dào软ruǎn处chù,一yì嘴zuǐ有yǒu二èr尺chǐ五wǔ。两liǎng嘴zuǐ有yǒu五wǔ尺chǐ深shēn,把bǎ两liǎng个gè贼zéi尸shī埋mái了le,盘pán作zuò一yí个gè坟fén堆duī。三sān藏zàng叫jiào:「悟wù空kōng,取qǔ香xiāng烛zhú来lái,待dài我wǒ祷dǎo祝zhù,好hǎo念niàn经jīng。」行xíng者zhě努nǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ道dào:「好hǎo不bù知zhī趣qù,这zhè半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,前qián不bù巴bā村cūn,后hòu不bù着zháo店diàn,那nǎ讨tǎo香xiāng烛zhú?就jiù有yǒu钱qián也yě无wú处chù去qù买mǎi。」三sān藏zàng恨hèn恨hèn的de道dào:「猴hóu头tóu过guò去qù,等děng我wǒ撮cuō土tǔ焚fén香xiāng祷dǎo告gào。」这zhè是shì三sān藏zàng离lí鞍ān悲bēi野yě冢zhǒng,圣shèng僧sēng善shàn念niàn祝zhù荒huāng坟fén。

祝告荒墳

祝zhù云yún:祝zhù云yún:

拜bài惟wéi好hǎo漢hàn,聽tīng禱dǎo原yuán因yīn:念niàn我wǒ弟dì子zǐ,東dōng土tǔ唐táng人rén。拜bài惟wéi好hǎo汉hàn,听tīng祷dǎo原yuán因yīn:念niàn我wǒ弟dì子zǐ,东dōng土tǔ唐táng人rén。
奉fèng太tài宗zōng皇huáng帝dì旨zhǐ意yì,上shàng西xī方fāng求qiú取qǔ經jīng文wén。奉fèng太tài宗zōng皇huáng帝dì旨zhǐ意yì,上shàng西xī方fāng求qiú取qǔ经jīng文wén。
適shì來lái此cǐ地dì,逢féng爾ěr多duō人rén,不bù知zhī是shì何hé府fǔ、何hé州zhōu、何hé縣xiàn,都dōu在zài此cǐ山shān內nèi結jié黨dǎng成chéng群qún。适shì来lái此cǐ地dì,逢féng尔ěr多duō人rén,不bù知zhī是shì何hé府fǔ、何hé州zhōu、何hé县xiàn,都dōu在zài此cǐ山shān内nèi结jié党dǎng成chéng群qún。
我wǒ以yǐ好hǎo話huà,哀āi告gào慇yīn懃qín。我wǒ以yǐ好hǎo话huà,哀āi告gào慇yīn懃qín。
爾ěr等děng不bù聽tīng,反fǎn善shàn生shēng嗔chēn。尔ěr等děng不bù听tīng,反fǎn善shàn生shēng嗔chēn。
卻què遭zāo行xíng者zhě,棍gùn下xià傷shāng身shēn。却què遭zāo行xíng者zhě,棍gùn下xià伤shāng身shēn。
切qiè念niàn屍shī骸hái暴bào露lù,吾wú隨suí掩yǎn土tǔ盤pán墳fén。切qiè念niàn尸shī骸hái暴bào露lù,吾wú随suí掩yǎn土tǔ盘pán坟fén。
折zhé青qīng竹zhú為wéi香xiāng燭zhú,無wú光guāng彩cǎi,有yǒu心xīn勤qín;取qǔ頑wán石shí作zuò施shī食shí,無wú滋zī味wèi,有yǒu誠chéng真zhēn。折zhé青qīng竹zhú为wéi香xiāng烛zhú,无wú光guāng彩cǎi,有yǒu心xīn勤qín;取qǔ顽wán石shí作zuò施shī食shí,无wú滋zī味wèi,有yǒu诚chéng真zhēn。
你nǐ到dào森sēn羅luó殿diàn下xià興xīng詞cí,倒dǎo樹shù尋xún根gēn,他tā姓xìng孫sūn,我wǒ姓xìng陳chén,各gè居jū異yì姓xìng。你nǐ到dào森sēn罗luó殿diàn下xià兴xīng词cí,倒dǎo树shù寻xún根gēn,他tā姓xìng孙sūn,我wǒ姓xìng陈chén,各gè居jū异yì姓xìng。
冤yuān有yǒu頭tóu,債zhài有yǒu主zhǔ,切qiè莫mò告gào我wǒ取qǔ經jīng僧sēng人rén。冤yuān有yǒu头tóu,债zhài有yǒu主zhǔ,切qiè莫mò告gào我wǒ取qǔ经jīng僧sēng人rén。
只告行者

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù推tuī了le乾gān淨jìng。他tā打dǎ時shí卻què也yě沒méi有yǒu我wǒ們men兩liǎng個gè。」三sān藏zàng真zhēn個gè又yòu撮cuō土tǔ禱dǎo告gào道dào:「好hǎo漢hàn告gào狀zhuàng,只zhǐ告gào行xíng者zhě,也yě不bù干gān八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng之zhī事shì。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù推tuī了le干gān净jìng。他tā打dǎ时shí却què也yě没méi有yǒu我wǒ们men两liǎng个gè。」三sān藏zàng真zhēn个gè又yòu撮cuō土tǔ祷dǎo告gào道dào:「好hǎo汉hàn告gào状zhuàng,只zhǐ告gào行xíng者zhě,也yě不bù干gān八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng之zhī事shì。」

搗墳反祝

大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,忍rěn不bú住zhù笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ老lǎo人rén家jiā忒tè沒méi情qíng義yì。為wèi你nǐ取qǔ經jīng,我wǒ費fèi了le多duō少shǎo慇yīn懃qín勞láo苦kǔ,如rú今jīn打dǎ死sǐ這zhè兩liǎng個gè毛máo賊zéi,你nǐ倒dào教jiào他tā去qù告gào老lǎo孫sūn。雖suī是shì我wǒ動dòng手shǒu打dǎ,卻què也yě只zhǐ是shì為wèi你nǐ。你nǐ不bù往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng,我wǒ不bù與yǔ你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì,怎zěn麼me會huì來lái這zhè裡lǐ,會huì打dǎ殺shā人rén?索suǒ性xìng等děng我wǒ祝zhù他tā一yí祝zhù。」揝zuàn著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng,望wàng那nà墳fén上shàng搗dǎo了le三sān下xià道dào:「遭zāo瘟wēn的de強qiáng盜dào,你nǐ聽tīng著zhe:我wǒ被bèi你nǐ前qián七qī八bā棍gùn,後hòu七qī八bā棍gùn,打dǎ得de我wǒ不bù疼téng不bù癢yǎng的de,觸chù惱nǎo了le性xìng子zi,一yì差chā二èr誤wù,將jiāng你nǐ打dǎ死sǐ了le。盡jìn你nǐ到dào那nǎ裡lǐ去qù告gào,我wǒ老lǎo孫sūn實shí是shì不bú怕pà:玉yù帝dì認rèn得dé我wǒ,天tiān王wáng隨suí得dé我wǒ;二èr十shí八bā宿xiù懼jù我wǒ,九jiǔ曜yào星xīng官guān怕pà我wǒ;府fǔ縣xiàn城chéng隍huáng跪guì我wǒ,東dōng岳yuè天tiān齊qí怖bù我wǒ;十shí代dài閻yán君jūn曾céng與yǔ我wǒ為wéi僕pú從cóng,五wǔ路lù猖chāng神shén曾céng與yǔ我wǒ當dāng後hòu生shēng。不bú論lùn三sān界jiè五wǔ司sī,十shí方fāng諸zhū宰zǎi,都dōu與yǔ我wǒ情qíng深shēn面miàn熟shú,隨suí你nǐ那nǎ裡lǐ去qù告gào。」三sān藏zàng見jiàn說shuō出chū這zhè般bān惡è話huà,卻què又yòu心xīn驚jīng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,我wǒ這zhè禱dǎo祝zhù是shì教jiào你nǐ體tǐ好hào生shēng之zhī德dé,為wéi良liáng善shàn之zhī人rén,你nǐ怎zěn麼me就jiù認rèn真zhēn起qǐ來lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,這zhè不bú是shì好hǎo耍shuǎ子zi的de勾gòu當dàng。且qiě和hé你nǐ趕gǎn早zǎo尋xún宿sù去qù。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo只zhǐ得dé懷huái嗔chēn上shàng馬mǎ。大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,忍rěn不bú住zhù笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ老lǎo人rén家jiā忒tè没méi情qíng义yì。为wèi你nǐ取qǔ经jīng,我wǒ费fèi了le多duō少shǎo慇yīn懃qín劳láo苦kǔ,如rú今jīn打dǎ死sǐ这zhè两liǎng个gè毛máo贼zéi,你nǐ倒dào教jiào他tā去qù告gào老lǎo孙sūn。虽suī是shì我wǒ动dòng手shǒu打dǎ,却què也yě只zhǐ是shì为wèi你nǐ。你nǐ不bù往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng,我wǒ不bù与yǔ你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì,怎zěn么me会huì来lái这zhè里lǐ,会huì打dǎ杀shā人rén?索suǒ性xìng等děng我wǒ祝zhù他tā一yí祝zhù。」揝zuàn着zhe铁tiě棒bàng,望wàng那nà坟fén上shàng捣dǎo了le三sān下xià道dào:「遭zāo瘟wēn的de强qiáng盗dào,你nǐ听tīng着zhe:我wǒ被bèi你nǐ前qián七qī八bā棍gùn,后hòu七qī八bā棍gùn,打dǎ得de我wǒ不bù疼téng不bù痒yǎng的de,触chù恼nǎo了le性xìng子zi,一yì差chā二èr误wù,将jiāng你nǐ打dǎ死sǐ了le。尽jìn你nǐ到dào那nǎ里lǐ去qù告gào,我wǒ老lǎo孙sūn实shí是shì不bú怕pà:玉yù帝dì认rèn得dé我wǒ,天tiān王wáng随suí得dé我wǒ;二èr十shí八bā宿xiù惧jù我wǒ,九jiǔ曜yào星xīng官guān怕pà我wǒ;府fǔ县xiàn城chéng隍huáng跪guì我wǒ,东dōng岳yuè天tiān齐qí怖bù我wǒ;十shí代dài阎yán君jūn曾céng与yǔ我wǒ为wéi仆pú从cóng,五wǔ路lù猖chāng神shén曾céng与yǔ我wǒ当dāng后hòu生shēng。不bú论lùn三sān界jiè五wǔ司sī,十shí方fāng诸zhū宰zǎi,都dōu与yǔ我wǒ情qíng深shēn面miàn熟shú,随suí你nǐ那nǎ里lǐ去qù告gào。」三sān藏zàng见jiàn说shuō出chū这zhè般bān恶è话huà,却què又yòu心xīn惊jīng道dào:「徒tú弟dì呀ya,我wǒ这zhè祷dǎo祝zhù是shì教jiào你nǐ体tǐ好hào生shēng之zhī德dé,为wéi良liáng善shàn之zhī人rén,你nǐ怎zěn么me就jiù认rèn真zhēn起qǐ来lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,这zhè不bú是shì好hǎo耍shuǎ子zi的de勾gòu当dàng。且qiě和hé你nǐ赶gǎn早zǎo寻xún宿sù去qù。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo只zhǐ得dé怀huái嗔chēn上shàng马mǎ。

暮投莊院

孫sūn大dà聖shèng有yǒu不bú睦mù之zhī心xīn,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng亦yì有yǒu嫉jí妒dù之zhī意yì,師shī徒tú都dōu面miàn是shì背bèi非fēi。依yī大dà路lù向xiàng西xī正zhèng走zǒu,忽hū見jiàn路lù北běi下xià有yǒu一yí座zuò莊zhuāng院yuàn。三sān藏zàng用yòng鞭biān指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「我wǒ們men到dào那nà裡lǐ借jiè宿sù去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「正zhèng是shì。」遂suì行xíng至zhì莊zhuāng舍shè邊biān下xià馬mǎ。看kàn時shí,卻què也yě好hǎo個gè住zhù場chǎng。但dàn見jiàn:孙sūn大dà圣shèng有yǒu不bú睦mù之zhī心xīn,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng亦yì有yǒu嫉jí妒dù之zhī意yì,师shī徒tú都dōu面miàn是shì背bèi非fēi。依yī大dà路lù向xiàng西xī正zhèng走zǒu,忽hū见jiàn路lù北běi下xià有yǒu一yí座zuò庄zhuāng院yuàn。三sān藏zàng用yòng鞭biān指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「我wǒ们men到dào那nà里lǐ借jiè宿sù去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「正zhèng是shì。」遂suì行xíng至zhì庄zhuāng舍shè边biān下xià马mǎ。看kàn时shí,却què也yě好hǎo个gè住zhù场chǎng。但dàn见jiàn:

野yě花huā盈yíng徑jìng,雜zá樹shù遮zhē扉fēi。野yě花huā盈yíng径jìng,杂zá树shù遮zhē扉fēi。
遠yuǎn岸àn流liú山shān水shuǐ,平píng畦qí種zhòng麥mài葵kuí。远yuǎn岸àn流liú山shān水shuǐ,平píng畦qí种zhòng麦mài葵kuí。
蒹jiān葭jiā露lù潤rùn輕qīng鷗ōu宿sù,楊yáng柳liǔ風fēng微wēi倦juàn鳥niǎo棲qī。蒹jiān葭jiā露lù润rùn轻qīng鸥ōu宿sù,杨yáng柳liǔ风fēng微wēi倦juàn鸟niǎo栖qī。
青qīng柏bǎi間jiàn松sōng爭zhēng翠cuì碧bì,紅hóng蓬péng映yìng蓼liǎo鬥dòu芳fāng菲fēi。青qīng柏bǎi间jiàn松sōng争zhēng翠cuì碧bì,红hóng蓬péng映yìng蓼liǎo斗dòu芳fāng菲fēi。
村cūn犬quǎn吠fèi,晚wǎn雞jī啼tí,牛niú羊yáng食shí飽bǎo牧mù童tóng歸guī。村cūn犬quǎn吠fèi,晚wǎn鸡jī啼tí,牛niú羊yáng食shí饱bǎo牧mù童tóng归guī。
爨cuàn煙yān結jié霧wù黃huáng粱liáng熟shú,正zhèng是shì山shān家jiā入rù暮mù時shí。爨cuàn烟yān结jié雾wù黄huáng粱liáng熟shú,正zhèng是shì山shān家jiā入rù暮mù时shí。
疑為妖精

長zhǎng老lǎo向xiàng前qián,忽hū見jiàn那nà村cūn舍shè門mén裡lǐ走zǒu出chū一yí個gè老lǎo者zhě,即jí與yǔ相xiāng見jiàn,道dào了le問wèn訊xùn。那nà老lǎo者zhě問wèn道dào:「僧sēng家jiā從cóng那nǎ裡lǐ來lái?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「貧pín僧sēng乃nǎi東dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng欽qīn差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān求qiú經jīng者zhě。適shì路lù過guò寶bǎo方fāng,天tiān色sè將jiāng晚wǎn,特tè來lái檀tán府fǔ告gào宿sù一yì宵xiāo。」老lǎo者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ貴guì處chù到dào我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ,程chéng途tú迢tiáo遞dì,怎zěn麼me涉shè水shuǐ登dēng山shān,獨dú自zì到dào此cǐ?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「貧pín僧sēng還hái有yǒu三sān個gè徒tú弟dì同tóng來lái。」老lǎo者zhě問wèn:「高gāo徒tú何hé在zài?」三sān藏zàng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「那nà大dà路lù傍páng立lì的de便biàn是shì。」老lǎo者zhě猛měng擡tái頭tóu,看kàn見jiàn他tā們men面miàn貌mào醜chǒu陋lòu,急jí回huí身shēn往wǎng裡lǐ就jiù走zǒu。被bèi三sān藏zàng扯chě住zhù道dào:「老lǎo施shī主zhǔ,千qiān萬wàn慈cí悲bēi,告gào借jiè一yì宿xiǔ!」老lǎo者zhě戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng拑qián口kǒu難nán言yán,搖yáo著zhe頭tóu,擺bǎi著zhe手shǒu道dào:「不bú、不bú、不bú、不bú像xiàng人rén模mú樣yàng!是shì、是shì、是shì幾jǐ個gè妖yāo精jīng。」三sān藏zàng陪péi笑xiào道dào:「施shī主zhǔ切qiè休xiū恐kǒng懼jù。我wǒ徒tú弟dì生shēng得de是shì這zhè等děng相xiàng貌mào,不bú是shì妖yāo精jīng。」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「爺yé爺ye呀ya!一yí個gè夜yè叉chā,一yí個gè馬mǎ面miàn,一yí個gè雷léi公gōng。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「雷léi公gōng是shì我wǒ孫sūn子zi,夜yè叉chā是shì我wǒ重chóng孫sūn,馬mǎ面miàn是shì我wǒ玄xuán孫sūn哩li。」那nà老lǎo者zhě聽tīng見jiàn,魄pò散sàn魂hún飛fēi,面miàn容róng失shī色sè,只zhǐ要yào進jìn去qù。三sān藏zàng攙chān住zhù他tā,同tóng到dào草cǎo堂táng,陪péi笑xiào道dào:「老lǎo施shī主zhǔ,不bú要yào怕pà他tā,他tā都dōu是shì這zhè等děng粗cū魯lǔ,不bú會huì說shuō話huà。」长zhǎng老lǎo向xiàng前qián,忽hū见jiàn那nà村cūn舍shè门mén里lǐ走zǒu出chū一yí个gè老lǎo者zhě,即jí与yǔ相xiāng见jiàn,道dào了le问wèn讯xùn。那nà老lǎo者zhě问wèn道dào:「僧sēng家jiā从cóng那nǎ里lǐ来lái?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「贫pín僧sēng乃nǎi东dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng钦qīn差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān求qiú经jīng者zhě。适shì路lù过guò宝bǎo方fāng,天tiān色sè将jiāng晚wǎn,特tè来lái檀tán府fǔ告gào宿sù一yì宵xiāo。」老lǎo者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ贵guì处chù到dào我wǒ这zhè里lǐ,程chéng途tú迢tiáo递dì,怎zěn么me涉shè水shuǐ登dēng山shān,独dú自zì到dào此cǐ?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「贫pín僧sēng还hái有yǒu三sān个gè徒tú弟dì同tóng来lái。」老lǎo者zhě问wèn:「高gāo徒tú何hé在zài?」三sān藏zàng用yòng手shǒu指zhǐ道dào:「那nà大dà路lù傍páng立lì的de便biàn是shì。」老lǎo者zhě猛měng抬tái头tóu,看kàn见jiàn他tā们men面miàn貌mào丑chǒu陋lòu,急jí回huí身shēn往wǎng里lǐ就jiù走zǒu。被bèi三sān藏zàng扯chě住zhù道dào:「老lǎo施shī主zhǔ,千qiān万wàn慈cí悲bēi,告gào借jiè一yì宿xiǔ!」老lǎo者zhě战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng拑qián口kǒu难nán言yán,摇yáo着zhe头tóu,摆bǎi着zhe手shǒu道dào:「不bú、不bú、不bú、不bú像xiàng人rén模mú样yàng!是shì、是shì、是shì几jǐ个gè妖yāo精jīng。」三sān藏zàng陪péi笑xiào道dào:「施shī主zhǔ切qiè休xiū恐kǒng惧jù。我wǒ徒tú弟dì生shēng得de是shì这zhè等děng相xiàng貌mào,不bú是shì妖yāo精jīng。」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「爷yé爷ye呀ya!一yí个gè夜yè叉chā,一yí个gè马mǎ面miàn,一yí个gè雷léi公gōng。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「雷léi公gōng是shì我wǒ孙sūn子zi,夜yè叉chā是shì我wǒ重chóng孙sūn,马mǎ面miàn是shì我wǒ玄xuán孙sūn哩li。」那nà老lǎo者zhě听tīng见jiàn,魄pò散sàn魂hún飞fēi,面miàn容róng失shī色sè,只zhǐ要yào进jìn去qù。三sān藏zàng搀chān住zhù他tā,同tóng到dào草cǎo堂táng,陪péi笑xiào道dào:「老lǎo施shī主zhǔ,不bú要yào怕pà他tā,他tā都dōu是shì这zhè等děng粗cū鲁lǔ,不bú会huì说shuō话huà。」

雷公馬面

正zhèng勸quàn解jiě處chù,只zhǐ見jiàn後hòu面miàn走zǒu出chū一yí個gè婆pó婆po,攜xié著zhe五wǔ六liù歲suì的de一yí個gè小xiǎo孩hái兒ér,道dào:「爺yé爺ye,為wèi何hé這zhè般bān驚jīng恐kǒng?」老lǎo者zhě才cái叫jiào:「媽mā媽ma,看kàn茶chá來lái。」那nà婆pó婆po真zhēn個gè丟diū了le孩hái兒ér,入rù裡lǐ面miàn捧pěng出chū二èr鍾zhōng茶chá來lái。茶chá罷bà,三sān藏zàng卻què轉zhuǎn下xià來lái,對duì婆pó婆po作zuò禮lǐ道dào:「貧pín僧sēng是shì東dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng的de。才cái到dào貴guì處chù,拜bài求qiú尊zūn府fǔ借jiè宿sù,因yīn是shì我wǒ三sān個gè徒tú弟dì貌mào醜chǒu,老lǎo家jiā長zhǎng見jiàn了le虛xū驚jīng也yě。」婆pó婆po道dào:「見jiàn貌mào醜chǒu的de就jiù這zhè等děng虛xū驚jīng,若ruò見jiàn了le老lǎo虎hǔ豺chái狼láng,卻què怎zěn麼me好hǎo?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「媽mā媽ma呀ya,人rén面miàn醜chǒu陋lòu還hái可kě,只zhǐ是shì言yán語yǔ一yì發fā嚇xià人rén。我wǒ說shuō他tā像xiàng夜yè叉chā、馬mǎ面miàn、雷léi公gōng,他tā吆yāo喝hè道dào,雷léi公gōng是shì他tā孫sūn子zi,夜yè叉chā是shì他tā重chóng孫sūn,馬mǎ面miàn是shì他tā玄xuán孫sūn。我wǒ聽tīng此cǐ言yán,故gù然rán悚sǒng懼jù。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「不bú是shì,不bú是shì。像xiàng雷léi公gōng的de,是shì我wǒ大dà徒tú孫sūn悟wù空kōng;像xiàng馬mǎ面miàn的de,是shì我wǒ二èr徒tú豬zhū悟wù能néng;像xiàng夜yè叉chā的de,是shì我wǒ三sān徒tú沙shā悟wù淨jìng。他tā們men雖suī是shì醜chǒu陋lòu,卻què也yě秉bǐng教jiào沙shā門mén,皈guī依yī善shàn果guǒ,不bú是shì甚shén麼me惡è魔mó毒dú怪guài,怕pà他tā怎zěn麼me?」正zhèng劝quàn解jiě处chù,只zhǐ见jiàn后hòu面miàn走zǒu出chū一yí个gè婆pó婆po,携xié着zhe五wǔ六liù岁suì的de一yí个gè小xiǎo孩hái儿ér,道dào:「爷yé爷ye,为wèi何hé这zhè般bān惊jīng恐kǒng?」老lǎo者zhě才cái叫jiào:「妈mā妈ma,看kàn茶chá来lái。」那nà婆pó婆po真zhēn个gè丢diū了le孩hái儿ér,入rù里lǐ面miàn捧pěng出chū二èr钟zhōng茶chá来lái。茶chá罢bà,三sān藏zàng却què转zhuǎn下xià来lái,对duì婆pó婆po作zuò礼lǐ道dào:「贫pín僧sēng是shì东dōng土tǔ大dà唐táng差chāi往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng的de。才cái到dào贵guì处chù,拜bài求qiú尊zūn府fǔ借jiè宿sù,因yīn是shì我wǒ三sān个gè徒tú弟dì貌mào丑chǒu,老lǎo家jiā长zhǎng见jiàn了le虚xū惊jīng也yě。」婆pó婆po道dào:「见jiàn貌mào丑chǒu的de就jiù这zhè等děng虚xū惊jīng,若ruò见jiàn了le老lǎo虎hǔ豺chái狼láng,却què怎zěn么me好hǎo?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「妈mā妈ma呀ya,人rén面miàn丑chǒu陋lòu还hái可kě,只zhǐ是shì言yán语yǔ一yì发fā吓xià人rén。我wǒ说shuō他tā像xiàng夜yè叉chā、马mǎ面miàn、雷léi公gōng,他tā吆yāo喝hè道dào,雷léi公gōng是shì他tā孙sūn子zi,夜yè叉chā是shì他tā重chóng孙sūn,马mǎ面miàn是shì他tā玄xuán孙sūn。我wǒ听tīng此cǐ言yán,故gù然rán悚sǒng惧jù。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「不bú是shì,不bú是shì。像xiàng雷léi公gōng的de,是shì我wǒ大dà徒tú孙sūn悟wù空kōng;像xiàng马mǎ面miàn的de,是shì我wǒ二èr徒tú猪zhū悟wù能néng;像xiàng夜yè叉chā的de,是shì我wǒ三sān徒tú沙shā悟wù净jìng。他tā们men虽suī是shì丑chǒu陋lòu,却què也yě秉bǐng教jiào沙shā门mén,皈guī依yī善shàn果guǒ,不bú是shì甚shén么me恶è魔mó毒dú怪guài,怕pà他tā怎zěn么me?」

素齋草堂

公gōng婆pó兩liǎng個gè聞wén說shuō他tā名míng號hào,皈guī正zhèng沙shā門mén之zhī言yán,卻què才cái定dìng性xìng回huí驚jīng,教jiào:「請qǐng來lái,請qǐng來lái。」長zhǎng老lǎo出chū門mén叫jiào來lái,又yòu吩fēn咐fù道dào:「適shì才cái這zhè老lǎo者zhě甚shèn惡wù你nǐ等děng,今jīn進jìn去qù相xiāng見jiàn,切qiè勿wù抗kàng禮lǐ,各gè要yào尊zūn重zhòng些xiē。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ俊jùn秀xiù,我wǒ斯sī文wén,不bù比bǐ師shī兄xiōng撒sā潑pō。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bú是shì嘴zuǐ長cháng、耳ěr大dà、臉liǎn醜chǒu,便biàn也yě是shì一yí個gè好hǎo男nán子zǐ。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「莫mò爭zhēng講jiǎng,這zhè裡lǐ不bú是shì那nà抓zhuā乖guāi弄nòng俏qiào之zhī處chù。且qiě進jìn去qù,且qiě進jìn去qù。」遂suì此cǐ把bǎ行xíng囊náng、馬mǎ匹pǐ都dōu到dào草cǎo堂táng上shàng,齊qí同tóng唱chàng了le個gè喏rě,坐zuò定dìng。那nà媽mā媽ma兒er賢xián慧huì,即jí便biàn攜xié轉zhuǎn小xiǎo兒ér,咐fù吩fēn煮zhǔ飯fàn,安ān排pái一yí頓dùn素sù齋zhāi,他tā師shī徒tú吃chī了le。公gōng婆pó两liǎng个gè闻wén说shuō他tā名míng号hào,皈guī正zhèng沙shā门mén之zhī言yán,却què才cái定dìng性xìng回huí惊jīng,教jiào:「请qǐng来lái,请qǐng来lái。」长zhǎng老lǎo出chū门mén叫jiào来lái,又yòu吩fēn咐fù道dào:「适shì才cái这zhè老lǎo者zhě甚shèn恶wù你nǐ等děng,今jīn进jìn去qù相xiāng见jiàn,切qiè勿wù抗kàng礼lǐ,各gè要yào尊zūn重zhòng些xiē。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ俊jùn秀xiù,我wǒ斯sī文wén,不bù比bǐ师shī兄xiōng撒sā泼pō。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bú是shì嘴zuǐ长cháng、耳ěr大dà、脸liǎn丑chǒu,便biàn也yě是shì一yí个gè好hǎo男nán子zǐ。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「莫mò争zhēng讲jiǎng,这zhè里lǐ不bú是shì那nà抓zhuā乖guāi弄nòng俏qiào之zhī处chù。且qiě进jìn去qù,且qiě进jìn去qù。」遂suì此cǐ把bǎ行xíng囊náng、马mǎ匹pǐ都dōu到dào草cǎo堂táng上shàng,齐qí同tóng唱chàng了le个gè喏rě,坐zuò定dìng。那nà妈mā妈ma儿er贤xián慧huì,即jí便biàn携xié转zhuǎn小xiǎo儿ér,咐fù吩fēn煮zhǔ饭fàn,安ān排pái一yí顿dùn素sù斋zhāi,他tā师shī徒tú吃chī了le。

楊老獨子

漸jiàn漸jiàn晚wǎn了le,又yòu掌zhǎng起qǐ燈dēng來lái,都dōu在zài草cǎo堂táng上shàng閑xián敘xù。長zhǎng老lǎo才cái問wèn:「施shī主zhǔ高gāo姓xìng?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「姓xìng楊yáng。」又yòu問wèn年nián紀jì。老lǎo者zhě道dào:「七qī十shí四sì歲suì。」又yòu問wèn:「幾jǐ位wèi令lìng郎láng?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「止zhǐ得dé一yí個gè。適shì才cái媽mā媽ma攜xié的de是shì小xiǎo孫sūn。」長zhǎng老lǎo請qǐng令lìng郎láng相xiāng見jiàn拜bài揖yī。老lǎo者zhě道dào:「那nà廝sī不bú中zhòng拜bài。老lǎo拙zhuō命mìng苦kǔ,養yǎng不bù著zháo他tā,如rú今jīn不bú在zài家jiā了le。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「何hé方fāng生shēng理lǐ?」老lǎo者zhě點diǎn頭tóu而ér嘆tàn:「可kě憐lián,可kě憐lián!若ruò肯kěn何hé方fāng生shēng理lǐ,是shì吾wú之zhī幸xìng也yě。那nà廝sī專zhuān生shēng惡è念niàn,不bú務wù本běn等děng,專zhuān好hào打dǎ家jiā截jié道dào,殺shā人rén放fàng火huǒ。相xiāng交jiāo的de都dōu是shì些xiē狐hú群qún狗gǒu黨dǎng。自zì五wǔ日rì之zhī前qián出chū去qù,至zhì今jīn未wèi回huí。」三sān藏zàng聞wén說shuō,不bù敢gǎn言yán喘chuǎn,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「或huò者zhě悟wù空kōng打dǎ殺shā的de就jiù是shì也yě。」長zhǎng老lǎo神shén思sī不bù安ān,欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!如rú此cǐ賢xián父fù母mǔ,何hé生shēng惡è逆nì兒ér?」渐jiàn渐jiàn晚wǎn了le,又yòu掌zhǎng起qǐ灯dēng来lái,都dōu在zài草cǎo堂táng上shàng闲xián叙xù。长zhǎng老lǎo才cái问wèn:「施shī主zhǔ高gāo姓xìng?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「姓xìng杨yáng。」又yòu问wèn年nián纪jì。老lǎo者zhě道dào:「七qī十shí四sì岁suì。」又yòu问wèn:「几jǐ位wèi令lìng郎láng?」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「止zhǐ得dé一yí个gè。适shì才cái妈mā妈ma携xié的de是shì小xiǎo孙sūn。」长zhǎng老lǎo请qǐng令lìng郎láng相xiāng见jiàn拜bài揖yī。老lǎo者zhě道dào:「那nà厮sī不bú中zhòng拜bài。老lǎo拙zhuō命mìng苦kǔ,养yǎng不bù着zháo他tā,如rú今jīn不bú在zài家jiā了le。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「何hé方fāng生shēng理lǐ?」老lǎo者zhě点diǎn头tóu而ér叹tàn:「可kě怜lián,可kě怜lián!若ruò肯kěn何hé方fāng生shēng理lǐ,是shì吾wú之zhī幸xìng也yě。那nà厮sī专zhuān生shēng恶è念niàn,不bú务wù本běn等děng,专zhuān好hào打dǎ家jiā截jié道dào,杀shā人rén放fàng火huǒ。相xiāng交jiāo的de都dōu是shì些xiē狐hú群qún狗gǒu党dǎng。自zì五wǔ日rì之zhī前qián出chū去qù,至zhì今jīn未wèi回huí。」三sān藏zàng闻wén说shuō,不bù敢gǎn言yán喘chuǎn,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「或huò者zhě悟wù空kōng打dǎ杀shā的de就jiù是shì也yě。」长zhǎng老lǎo神shén思sī不bù安ān,欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!如rú此cǐ贤xián父fù母mǔ,何hé生shēng恶è逆nì儿ér?」

園中草鋪

行xíng者zhě近jìn前qián道dào:「老lǎo官guān兒er,似sì這zhè等děng不bù良liáng不bú肖xiào、奸jiān盜dào邪xié淫yín之zhī子zǐ,連lián累lěi父fù母mǔ,要yào他tā何hé用yòng?等děng我wǒ替tì你nǐ尋xún他tā來lái打dǎ殺shā了le罷ba。」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「我wǒ待dài也yě要yào送sòng了le他tā,奈nài何hé再zài無wú以yǐ次cì人rén丁dīng,縱zòng是shì不bù才cái,一yí定dìng還hái留liú他tā與yǔ老lǎo漢hàn掩yǎn土tǔ。」沙shā僧sēng與yǔ八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「師shī兄xiōng,莫mò管guǎn閑xián事shì,你nǐ我wǒ不bú是shì官guān府fǔ。他tā家jiā不bù肯kěn,與yǔ我wǒ何hé干gān?且qiě告gào施shī主zhǔ,見jiàn賜cì一yí束shù草cǎo兒er,在zài那nà廂xiāng打dǎ鋪pū睡shuì覺jiào,天tiān明míng走zǒu路lù。」老lǎo者zhě即jí起qǐ身shēn,著zhuó沙shā僧sēng到dào後hòu園yuán裡lǐ拿ná兩liǎng個gè稻dào草cǎo,教jiào他tā們men在zài園yuán中zhōng草cǎo團tuán瓢piáo內nèi安ān歇xiē。行xíng者zhě牽qiān了le馬mǎ,八bā戒jiè挑tiāo了le行xíng李lǐ,同tóng長zhǎng老lǎo俱jù到dào團tuán瓢piáo內nèi安ān歇xiē不bù題tí。行xíng者zhě近jìn前qián道dào:「老lǎo官guān儿er,似sì这zhè等děng不bù良liáng不bú肖xiào、奸jiān盗dào邪xié淫yín之zhī子zǐ,连lián累lěi父fù母mǔ,要yào他tā何hé用yòng?等děng我wǒ替tì你nǐ寻xún他tā来lái打dǎ杀shā了le罢ba。」老lǎo者zhě道dào:「我wǒ待dài也yě要yào送sòng了le他tā,奈nài何hé再zài无wú以yǐ次cì人rén丁dīng,纵zòng是shì不bù才cái,一yí定dìng还hái留liú他tā与yǔ老lǎo汉hàn掩yǎn土tǔ。」沙shā僧sēng与yǔ八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「师shī兄xiōng,莫mò管guǎn闲xián事shì,你nǐ我wǒ不bú是shì官guān府fǔ。他tā家jiā不bù肯kěn,与yǔ我wǒ何hé干gān?且qiě告gào施shī主zhǔ,见jiàn赐cì一yí束shù草cǎo儿er,在zài那nà厢xiāng打dǎ铺pū睡shuì觉jiào,天tiān明míng走zǒu路lù。」老lǎo者zhě即jí起qǐ身shēn,着zhuó沙shā僧sēng到dào后hòu园yuán里lǐ拿ná两liǎng个gè稻dào草cǎo,教jiào他tā们men在zài园yuán中zhōng草cǎo团tuán瓢piáo内nèi安ān歇xiē。行xíng者zhě牵qiān了le马mǎ,八bā戒jiè挑tiāo了le行xíng李lǐ,同tóng长zhǎng老lǎo俱jù到dào团tuán瓢piáo内nèi安ān歇xiē不bù题tí。

賊子還家

卻què說shuō那nà夥huǒ賊zéi內nèi果guǒ有yǒu老lǎo楊yáng的de兒ér子zi。自zì天tiān早zǎo在zài山shān前qián被bèi行xíng者zhě打dǎ死sǐ兩liǎng個gè賊zéi首shǒu,他tā們men都dōu四sì奔bēn逃táo生shēng。約yuē摸mō到dào四sì更gēng時shí候hòu,又yòu結jié成chéng一yì夥huǒ,在zài門mén前qián打dǎ門mén。老lǎo者zhě聽tīng得dé門mén響xiǎng,即jí披pī衣yī道dào:「媽mā媽ma,那nà廝sī們men來lái也yě。」媽mā媽ma道dào:「既jì來lái,你nǐ去qù開kāi門mén,放fàng他tā來lái家jiā。」老lǎo者zhě方fāng才cái開kāi門mén,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà一yì夥huǒ賊zéi都dōu嚷rǎng道dào:「餓è了le,餓è了le。」這zhè老lǎo楊yáng的de兒ér子zi忙máng入rù裡lǐ面miàn,叫jiào起qǐ他tā妻qī來lái,打dǎ米mǐ煮zhǔ飯fàn。卻què廚chú下xià無wú柴chái,往wǎng後hòu園yuán裡lǐ拿ná柴chái,到dào廚chú房fáng裡lǐ問wèn妻qī道dào:「後hòu園yuán裡lǐ白bái馬mǎ是shì那nǎ裡lǐ的de?」其qí妻qī道dào:「是shì東dōng土tǔ取qǔ經jīng的de和hé尚shàng,昨zuó晚wǎn至zhì此cǐ借jiè宿sù,公gōng公gong、婆pó婆po管guǎn待dài他tā一yí頓dùn晚wǎn齋zhāi,教jiào他tā在zài草cǎo團tuán瓢piáo內nèi睡shuì哩li。」却què说shuō那nà伙huǒ贼zéi内nèi果guǒ有yǒu老lǎo杨yáng的de儿ér子zi。自zì天tiān早zǎo在zài山shān前qián被bèi行xíng者zhě打dǎ死sǐ两liǎng个gè贼zéi首shǒu,他tā们men都dōu四sì奔bēn逃táo生shēng。约yuē摸mō到dào四sì更gēng时shí候hòu,又yòu结jié成chéng一yì伙huǒ,在zài门mén前qián打dǎ门mén。老lǎo者zhě听tīng得dé门mén响xiǎng,即jí披pī衣yī道dào:「妈mā妈ma,那nà厮sī们men来lái也yě。」妈mā妈ma道dào:「既jì来lái,你nǐ去qù开kāi门mén,放fàng他tā来lái家jiā。」老lǎo者zhě方fāng才cái开kāi门mén,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà一yì伙huǒ贼zéi都dōu嚷rǎng道dào:「饿è了le,饿è了le。」这zhè老lǎo杨yáng的de儿ér子zi忙máng入rù里lǐ面miàn,叫jiào起qǐ他tā妻qī来lái,打dǎ米mǐ煮zhǔ饭fàn。却què厨chú下xià无wú柴chái,往wǎng后hòu园yuán里lǐ拿ná柴chái,到dào厨chú房fáng里lǐ问wèn妻qī道dào:「后hòu园yuán里lǐ白bái马mǎ是shì那nǎ里lǐ的de?」其qí妻qī道dào:「是shì东dōng土tǔ取qǔ经jīng的de和hé尚shàng,昨zuó晚wǎn至zhì此cǐ借jiè宿sù,公gōng公gong、婆pó婆po管guǎn待dài他tā一yí顿dùn晚wǎn斋zhāi,教jiào他tā在zài草cǎo团tuán瓢piáo内nèi睡shuì哩li。」

磨刀磨槍

那nà廝sī聞wén言yán,走zǒu出chū草cǎo堂táng,拍pāi手shǒu打dǎ掌zhǎng笑xiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì們men,造zào化huà,造zào化huà,冤yuān家jiā在zài我wǒ家jiā裡lǐ也yě。」眾zhòng賊zéi道dào:「那nǎ個gè冤yuān家jiā?」那nà廝sī道dào:「卻què是shì打dǎ死sǐ我wǒ們men頭tóu兒er的de和hé尚shàng,來lái我wǒ家jiā借jiè宿sù,現xiàn睡shuì在zài草cǎo團tuán瓢piáo裡lǐ。」眾zhòng賊zéi道dào:「卻què好hǎo,卻què好hǎo。拿ná住zhù這zhè些xiē禿tū驢lǘ,一yí個gè個gè剁duò成chéng肉ròu醬jiàng:一yī則zé得dé那nà行xíng囊náng、白bái馬mǎ,二èr來lái與yǔ我wǒ們men頭tóu兒er報bào仇chóu。」那nà廝sī道dào:「且qiě莫mò忙máng,你nǐ們men且qiě去qù磨mó刀dāo。等děng我wǒ煮zhǔ飯fàn熟shú了le,大dà家jiā吃chī飽bǎo些xiē,一yì齊qí下xià手shǒu。」真zhēn個gè那nà些xiē賊zéi磨mó刀dāo的de磨mó刀dāo,磨mó槍qiāng的de磨mó槍qiāng。那nà厮sī闻wén言yán,走zǒu出chū草cǎo堂táng,拍pāi手shǒu打dǎ掌zhǎng笑xiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì们men,造zào化huà,造zào化huà,冤yuān家jiā在zài我wǒ家jiā里lǐ也yě。」众zhòng贼zéi道dào:「那nǎ个gè冤yuān家jiā?」那nà厮sī道dào:「却què是shì打dǎ死sǐ我wǒ们men头tóu儿er的de和hé尚shàng,来lái我wǒ家jiā借jiè宿sù,现xiàn睡shuì在zài草cǎo团tuán瓢piáo里lǐ。」众zhòng贼zéi道dào:「却què好hǎo,却què好hǎo。拿ná住zhù这zhè些xiē秃tū驴lǘ,一yí个gè个gè剁duò成chéng肉ròu酱jiàng:一yī则zé得dé那nà行xíng囊náng、白bái马mǎ,二èr来lái与yǔ我wǒ们men头tóu儿er报bào仇chóu。」那nà厮sī道dào:「且qiě莫mò忙máng,你nǐ们men且qiě去qù磨mó刀dāo。等děng我wǒ煮zhǔ饭fàn熟shú了le,大dà家jiā吃chī饱bǎo些xiē,一yì齐qí下xià手shǒu。」真zhēn个gè那nà些xiē贼zéi磨mó刀dāo的de磨mó刀dāo,磨mó枪qiāng的de磨mó枪qiāng。

後門放行

那nà老lǎo兒er聽tīng得dé此cǐ言yán,悄qiāo悄qiāo的de走zǒu到dào後hòu園yuán,叫jiào起qǐ唐táng僧sēng四sì位wèi道dào:「那nà廝sī領lǐng眾zhòng來lái了le,知zhī得dé汝rǔ等děng在zài此cǐ,意yì欲yù圖tú害hài。我wǒ老lǎo拙zhuō念niàn你nǐ遠yuǎn來lái,不bù忍rěn傷shāng害hài。快kuài早zǎo收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ,我wǒ送sòng你nǐ往wǎng後hòu門mén出chū去qù罷ba。」三sān藏zàng聽tīng說shuō,戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de叩kòu頭tóu謝xiè了le老lǎo者zhě,即jí喚huàn八bā戒jiè牽qiān馬mǎ,沙shā僧sēng挑tiāo擔dàn,行xíng者zhě拿ná了le九jiǔ環huán錫xī杖zhàng。老lǎo者zhě開kāi後hòu門mén,放fàng他tā去qù了le,依yī舊jiù悄qiāo悄qiāo的de來lái前qián睡shuì下xià。那nà老lǎo儿er听tīng得dé此cǐ言yán,悄qiāo悄qiāo的de走zǒu到dào后hòu园yuán,叫jiào起qǐ唐táng僧sēng四sì位wèi道dào:「那nà厮sī领lǐng众zhòng来lái了le,知zhī得dé汝rǔ等děng在zài此cǐ,意yì欲yù图tú害hài。我wǒ老lǎo拙zhuō念niàn你nǐ远yuǎn来lái,不bù忍rěn伤shāng害hài。快kuài早zǎo收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ,我wǒ送sòng你nǐ往wǎng后hòu门mén出chū去qù罢ba。」三sān藏zàng听tīng说shuō,战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de叩kòu头tóu谢xiè了le老lǎo者zhě,即jí唤huàn八bā戒jiè牵qiān马mǎ,沙shā僧sēng挑tiāo担dàn,行xíng者zhě拿ná了le九jiǔ环huán锡xī杖zhàng。老lǎo者zhě开kāi后hòu门mén,放fàng他tā去qù了le,依yī旧jiù悄qiāo悄qiāo的de来lái前qián睡shuì下xià。

追至天明

卻què說shuō那nà廝sī們men磨mó快kuài了le刀dāo槍qiāng,吃chī飽bǎo了le飯fàn食shí,時shí已yǐ五wǔ更gēng天tiān氣qì,一yì齊qí來lái到dào園yuán中zhōng看kàn處chù,卻què不bú見jiàn了le。即jí忙máng點diǎn燈dēng著zháo火huǒ,尋xún夠gòu多duō時shí,四sì無wú蹤zōng跡jì,但dàn見jiàn後hòu門mén開kāi著zhe。都dōu道dào:「從cóng後hòu門mén走zǒu了le,走zǒu了le。」發fā一yì聲shēng喊hǎn,趕gǎn上shàng來lái。一yí個gè個gè如rú飛fēi似sì箭jiàn,直zhí趕gǎn到dào東dōng方fāng日rì出chū,卻què才cái望wàng見jiàn唐táng僧sēng。那nà長zhǎng老lǎo忽hū聽tīng得dé喊hǎn聲shēng,回huí頭tóu觀guān看kàn,後hòu面miàn有yǒu二èr三sān十shí人rén,槍qiāng刀dāo簇cù簇cù而ér來lái。便biàn叫jiào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,賊zéi兵bīng追zhuī至zhì,怎zěn生shēng奈nài何hé?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「放fàng心xīn,放fàng心xīn,老lǎo孫sūn了liǎo他tā去qù來lái。」三sān藏zàng勒lè馬mǎ道dào:「悟wù空kōng,切qiè莫mò傷shāng人rén,只zhǐ嚇xià退tuì他tā便biàn罷bà。」行xíng者zhě那nǎ肯kěn聽tīng信xìn,急jí掣chè棒bàng回huí首shǒu相xiāng迎yíng道dào:「列liè位wèi那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?」眾zhòng賊zéi罵mà道dào:「禿tū廝sī無wú禮lǐ!還huán我wǒ大dà王wáng的de命mìng來lái。」那nà廝sī們men圈quān子zi陣zhèn把bǎ行xíng者zhě圍wéi在zài中zhōng間jiān,舉jǔ槍qiāng刀dāo亂luàn砍kǎn亂luàn搠shuò。這zhè大dà聖shèng把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,碗wǎn來lái粗cū細xì,把bǎ那nà夥huǒ賊zéi打dǎ得de星xīng落luò雲yún散sàn,搪táng著zháo的de就jiù死sǐ,挽wǎn著zháo的de就jiù亡wáng;搕kē著zháo的de骨gǔ折zhé,擦cā著zháo的de皮pí傷shāng;乖guāi些xiē的de跑pǎo脫tuō幾jǐ個gè,痴chī些xiē的de都dōu見jiàn閻yán王wáng。却què说shuō那nà厮sī们men磨mó快kuài了le刀dāo枪qiāng,吃chī饱bǎo了le饭fàn食shí,时shí已yǐ五wǔ更gēng天tiān气qì,一yì齐qí来lái到dào园yuán中zhōng看kàn处chù,却què不bú见jiàn了le。即jí忙máng点diǎn灯dēng着zháo火huǒ,寻xún够gòu多duō时shí,四sì无wú踪zōng迹jì,但dàn见jiàn后hòu门mén开kāi着zhe。都dōu道dào:「从cóng后hòu门mén走zǒu了le,走zǒu了le。」发fā一yì声shēng喊hǎn,赶gǎn上shàng来lái。一yí个gè个gè如rú飞fēi似sì箭jiàn,直zhí赶gǎn到dào东dōng方fāng日rì出chū,却què才cái望wàng见jiàn唐táng僧sēng。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo忽hū听tīng得dé喊hǎn声shēng,回huí头tóu观guān看kàn,后hòu面miàn有yǒu二èr三sān十shí人rén,枪qiāng刀dāo簇cù簇cù而ér来lái。便biàn叫jiào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,贼zéi兵bīng追zhuī至zhì,怎zěn生shēng奈nài何hé?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「放fàng心xīn,放fàng心xīn,老lǎo孙sūn了liǎo他tā去qù来lái。」三sān藏zàng勒lè马mǎ道dào:「悟wù空kōng,切qiè莫mò伤shāng人rén,只zhǐ吓xià退tuì他tā便biàn罢bà。」行xíng者zhě那nǎ肯kěn听tīng信xìn,急jí掣chè棒bàng回huí首shǒu相xiāng迎yíng道dào:「列liè位wèi那nǎ里lǐ去qù?」众zhòng贼zéi骂mà道dào:「秃tū厮sī无wú礼lǐ!还huán我wǒ大dà王wáng的de命mìng来lái。」那nà厮sī们men圈quān子zi阵zhèn把bǎ行xíng者zhě围wéi在zài中zhōng间jiān,举jǔ枪qiāng刀dāo乱luàn砍kǎn乱luàn搠shuò。这zhè大dà圣shèng把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,碗wǎn来lái粗cū细xì,把bǎ那nà伙huǒ贼zéi打dǎ得de星xīng落luò云yún散sàn,搪táng着zháo的de就jiù死sǐ,挽wǎn着zháo的de就jiù亡wáng;搕kē着zháo的de骨gǔ折zhé,擦cā着zháo的de皮pí伤shāng;乖guāi些xiē的de跑pǎo脱tuō几jǐ个gè,痴chī些xiē的de都dōu见jiàn阎yán王wáng。

割取首級

三sān藏zàng在zài馬mǎ上shàng見jiàn打dǎ倒dǎo許xǔ多duō人rén,慌huāng的de放fàng馬mǎ奔bēn西xī。豬zhū八bā戒jiè與yǔ沙shā和hé尚shàng緊jǐn隨suí鞭biān鐙dèng而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě問wèn那nà不bù死sǐ帶dài傷shāng的de賊zéi人rén道dào:「那nǎ個gè是shì那nà楊yáng老lǎo兒er的de兒ér子zi?」那nà賊zéi哼hēng哼hēng的de告gào道dào:「爺yé爺ye,那nà穿chuān黃huáng的de是shì。」行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián,奪duó過guò刀dāo來lái,把bǎ個gè穿chuān黃huáng的de割gē下xià頭tóu來lái,血xiě淋lín淋lín提tí在zài手shǒu中zhōng,收shōu了le鐵tiě棒bàng,拽zhuài開kāi雲yún步bù,趕gǎn到dào唐táng僧sēng馬mǎ前qián,提tí著zhe頭tóu道dào:「師shī父fù,這zhè是shì楊yáng老lǎo兒er的de逆nì子zi,被bèi老lǎo孫sūn取qǔ將jiāng首shǒu級jí來lái也yě。」三sān藏zàng見jiàn了le,大dà驚jīng失shī色sè,慌huāng得de跌diē下xià馬mǎ來lái,罵mà道dào:「這zhè潑pō猢hú猻sūn諕xià殺shā我wǒ也yě!快kuài拿ná過guò,快kuài拿ná過guò。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián,將jiāng人rén頭tóu一yì腳jiǎo踢tī下xià路lù傍páng,使shǐ釘dīng鈀pá築zhù些xiē土tǔ蓋gài了le。三sān藏zàng在zài马mǎ上shàng见jiàn打dǎ倒dǎo许xǔ多duō人rén,慌huāng的de放fàng马mǎ奔bēn西xī。猪zhū八bā戒jiè与yǔ沙shā和hé尚shàng紧jǐn随suí鞭biān镫dèng而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě问wèn那nà不bù死sǐ带dài伤shāng的de贼zéi人rén道dào:「那nǎ个gè是shì那nà杨yáng老lǎo儿er的de儿ér子zi?」那nà贼zéi哼hēng哼hēng的de告gào道dào:「爷yé爷ye,那nà穿chuān黄huáng的de是shì。」行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián,夺duó过guò刀dāo来lái,把bǎ个gè穿chuān黄huáng的de割gē下xià头tóu来lái,血xiě淋lín淋lín提tí在zài手shǒu中zhōng,收shōu了le铁tiě棒bàng,拽zhuài开kāi云yún步bù,赶gǎn到dào唐táng僧sēng马mǎ前qián,提tí着zhe头tóu道dào:「师shī父fù,这zhè是shì杨yáng老lǎo儿er的de逆nì子zi,被bèi老lǎo孙sūn取qǔ将jiāng首shǒu级jí来lái也yě。」三sān藏zàng见jiàn了le,大dà惊jīng失shī色sè,慌huāng得de跌diē下xià马mǎ来lái,骂mà道dào:「这zhè泼pō猢hú狲sūn諕xià杀shā我wǒ也yě!快kuài拿ná过guò,快kuài拿ná过guò。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián,将jiāng人rén头tóu一yì脚jiǎo踢tī下xià路lù傍páng,使shǐ钉dīng钯pá筑zhù些xiē土tǔ盖gài了le。

緊箍咒起

沙shā僧sēng放fàng下xià擔dàn子zi,攙chān著zhe唐táng僧sēng道dào:「師shī父fù請qǐng起qǐ。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo在zài地dì下xià正zhèng了le性xìng,口kǒu中zhōng念niàn起qǐ緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu來lái,把bǎ個gè行xíng者zhě勒lēi得de耳ěr紅hóng面miàn赤chì,眼yǎn脹zhàng頭tóu昏hūn,在zài地dì下xià打dǎ滾gǔn,只zhǐ教jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo念niàn夠gòu有yǒu十shí餘yú遍biàn,還hái不bú住zhù口kǒu。行xíng者zhě翻fān觔jīn斗dǒu,豎shù蜻qīng蜓tíng,疼téng痛tòng難nán禁jīn,只zhǐ叫jiào:「師shī父fù饒ráo我wǒ罪zuì罷ba,有yǒu話huà便biàn說shuō,莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn。」三sān藏zàng卻què才cái住zhù口kǒu道dào:「沒méi話huà說shuō,我wǒ不bú要yào你nǐ跟gēn了le,你nǐ回huí去qù罷ba。」行xíng者zhě忍rěn疼téng磕kē頭tóu道dào:「師shī父fù,怎zěn的de就jiù趕gǎn我wǒ去qù耶yé?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ這zhè潑pō猴hóu兇xiōng惡è太tài甚shèn,不bú是shì個gè取qǔ經jīng之zhī人rén。昨zuó日rì在zài山shān坡pō下xià打dǎ死sǐ那nà兩liǎng個gè賊zéi頭tóu,我wǒ已yǐ怪guài你nǐ不bù仁rén。及jí晚wǎn了le到dào老lǎo者zhě之zhī家jiā,蒙méng他tā賜cì齋zhāi借jiè宿sù,又yòu蒙méng他tā開kāi後hòu門mén放fàng我wǒ等děng逃táo了le性xìng命mìng。雖suī然rán他tā的de兒ér子zi不bú肖xiào,與yǔ我wǒ無wú干gān,也yě不bù該gāi就jiù梟xiāo他tā首shǒu;況kuàng又yòu殺shā死sǐ多duō人rén,壞huài了le多duō少shǎo生shēng命mìng,傷shāng了le天tiān地dì多duō少shǎo和hé氣qì。屢lǚ次cì勸quàn你nǐ,更gèng無wú一yì毫háo善shàn念niàn,要yào你nǐ何hé為wèi?快kuài走zǒu,快kuài走zǒu,免miǎn得de又yòu念niàn真zhēn言yán。」行xíng者zhě害hài怕pà,只zhǐ教jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,我wǒ去qù也yě。」說shuō聲shēng去qù,一yí路lù觔jīn斗dǒu雲yún,無wú影yǐng無wú蹤zōng,遂suì不bú見jiàn了le。沙shā僧sēng放fàng下xià担dàn子zi,搀chān着zhe唐táng僧sēng道dào:「师shī父fù请qǐng起qǐ。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo在zài地dì下xià正zhèng了le性xìng,口kǒu中zhōng念niàn起qǐ紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu来lái,把bǎ个gè行xíng者zhě勒lēi得de耳ěr红hóng面miàn赤chì,眼yǎn胀zhàng头tóu昏hūn,在zài地dì下xià打dǎ滚gǔn,只zhǐ教jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo念niàn够gòu有yǒu十shí余yú遍biàn,还hái不bú住zhù口kǒu。行xíng者zhě翻fān觔jīn斗dǒu,竖shù蜻qīng蜓tíng,疼téng痛tòng难nán禁jīn,只zhǐ叫jiào:「师shī父fù饶ráo我wǒ罪zuì罢ba,有yǒu话huà便biàn说shuō,莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn。」三sān藏zàng却què才cái住zhù口kǒu道dào:「没méi话huà说shuō,我wǒ不bú要yào你nǐ跟gēn了le,你nǐ回huí去qù罢ba。」行xíng者zhě忍rěn疼téng磕kē头tóu道dào:「师shī父fù,怎zěn的de就jiù赶gǎn我wǒ去qù耶yé?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ这zhè泼pō猴hóu凶xiōng恶è太tài甚shèn,不bú是shì个gè取qǔ经jīng之zhī人rén。昨zuó日rì在zài山shān坡pō下xià打dǎ死sǐ那nà两liǎng个gè贼zéi头tóu,我wǒ已yǐ怪guài你nǐ不bù仁rén。及jí晚wǎn了le到dào老lǎo者zhě之zhī家jiā,蒙méng他tā赐cì斋zhāi借jiè宿sù,又yòu蒙méng他tā开kāi后hòu门mén放fàng我wǒ等děng逃táo了le性xìng命mìng。虽suī然rán他tā的de儿ér子zi不bú肖xiào,与yǔ我wǒ无wú干gān,也yě不bù该gāi就jiù枭xiāo他tā首shǒu;况kuàng又yòu杀shā死sǐ多duō人rén,坏huài了le多duō少shǎo生shēng命mìng,伤shāng了le天tiān地dì多duō少shǎo和hé气qì。屡lǚ次cì劝quàn你nǐ,更gèng无wú一yì毫háo善shàn念niàn,要yào你nǐ何hé为wèi?快kuài走zǒu,快kuài走zǒu,免miǎn得de又yòu念niàn真zhēn言yán。」行xíng者zhě害hài怕pà,只zhǐ教jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,我wǒ去qù也yě。」说shuō声shēng去qù,一yí路lù觔jīn斗dǒu云yún,无wú影yǐng无wú踪zōng,遂suì不bú见jiàn了le。

心狂道難

咦yí!這zhè正zhèng是shì:咦yí!这zhè正zhèng是shì:

心xīn有yǒu兇xiōng狂kuáng丹dān不bù熟shú,神shén無wú定dìng位wèi道dào難nán成chéng。心xīn有yǒu凶xiōng狂kuáng丹dān不bù熟shú,神shén无wú定dìng位wèi道dào难nán成chéng。
下回分解

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī那nà大dà聖shèng投tóu向xiàng何hé方fāng,且qiě聽tīng下xià分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī那nà大dà圣shèng投tóu向xiàng何hé方fāng,且qiě听tīng下xià分fēn解jiě。

英譯 Two Prayers at One Grave

A poem says:

When the Numinous Terrace holds nothing, that is what is called clarity; in stillness upon stillness, not one thought is born. Pen the ape and the horse fast, and let them not run loose; hold spirit and vigour circumspect, and let them not rear up. Cast out the Six Thieves, awaken to the Three Vehicles; let the ten thousand ties all cease, and clarity comes of itself. When lust and heresy are quenched for ever, one crosses beyond into the realm of the real, to sit at ease in the Western City of Utmost Bliss.

The story tells how the Tang Priest, biting nails and chewing iron, by sheer resolve held on to a body that would not be broken; and how, by the grace of Pilgrim and the others, the Scorpion Spirit was beaten to death and he was delivered out of the Cave of the Lute. After that the road passed without a word, and soon it was the season of Vermilion Brightness. Behold now:

The warm south wind sends up the scent of wild orchid; the washing rain has just cleared, and the new bamboo is cool. Mugwort leaves fill the hills, with none to gather them; calamus flowers crowd the gully, vying in fragrance alone. The pomegranate is tender and bright, and the roving bees rejoice; the streamside willows are deep in shade, and the yellow finches run wild. On this long road, how should one wrap the horned millet-cakes? The dragon boats must be mourning now on the Miluo River.

Master and disciples went along enjoying the sights of the Double Fifth, idling away the festival at the year’s mid-heaven, when of a sudden they saw a high mountain barring the road. The elder reined in his horse, turned his head and called out: “Wukong, there is a mountain ahead. I fear monsters may breed there again — we must be on our guard.” “Set your heart at rest, Master,” said Pilgrim and the others. “We have given our lives over in submission and come across in sincerity — what monsters have we to fear?” The elder was greatly pleased to hear it. He plied the whip and urged the fine horse on; he loosed the rein and hurried the dragon along. In a moment they had come up onto the cliff, and raising their heads to look about them, they saw that it was truly:

On the summit, pine and cypress meet the blue of the clouds; on the stone bluffs, briar and hazel hang with wild vine. Ten thousand zhàng of towering crag; a thousand tiers of sheer-cut rock. Ten thousand zhàng of towering crag, and the peaks and ridges are steep; a thousand tiers of sheer-cut rock, and the gorge and cliff are deep. Grey moss and green lichen spread over the shaded rock; ancient juniper and tall pagoda-tree knot into a great wood. Deep in the wood, listen to the hidden birds: their artful notes, clear and sweet, are truly fit to be sung of. In the gully the water runs as though pouring jade; beside the road the fallen flowers lie like heaped gold. The lie of the mountain is vicious, not to be walked: in ten paces there is not half a pace of level ground. Fox and elk are met with two by two; white deer and dark gibbon come out in pairs to greet you. Of a sudden a tiger’s roar is heard, to startle a man’s gall; the crane’s cry rings in the ear and pierces to the courts of Heaven. Yellow plum and red apricot will serve for food; of the wild grasses and idle flowers, one does not know the names.

The four of them went up into the mountain, walking slowly a good while, and got over the summit. Coming down the western slope, they found a stretch of level open country. Here Zhu Bajie made a great show of his energy: he set Sha Monk to shoulder the carrying-pole while he himself raised his rake in both hands and went on ahead to drive the horse. But the horse was not in the least afraid of him; for all the idiot’s clacking and clattering, it still only ambled along and would not hurry. “Brother, what are you driving him for?” said Pilgrim. “Let him walk slowly and have done with it.” “The day is getting late,” said Bajie. “We have been walking this mountain the whole day and my belly is empty. Let us all step out a little, find a house, and beg a meal there.” Pilgrim, hearing this, said, “If that is how it stands, let me make him go faster.” He gave the gold-hooped staff a flourish and let out a single shout; and the horse slipped its rein and went off down the level road ahead, swift as a flying arrow. You ask why the horse was not afraid of Bajie, and yet was afraid of Pilgrim? Five hundred years ago Pilgrim was appointed by the Jade Emperor to the Directorate of the Imperial Horse in the Heaven of Grand Network, to pasture the horses there, with the official title of Bimawen; and the thing has been handed down ever since, so that every horse goes in fear of monkeys. The elder could not hold the rein in. He could only grip the saddle-bow tight and let the horse have its head the whole way; and it was a good twenty li, out to where the land opened up, before it fell at last into a walking pace.

He was going along when all at once he heard a single stroke on a gong, and out from both sides of the road flashed thirty men and more, every one of them with spear or sabre, cudgel or staff, who blocked the way and shouted: “Monk! Where do you think you are going?” The Tang Priest was so terrified that he shook from head to foot, could not keep his seat, and came tumbling down from the horse; and crouching in the scrub at the roadside he could only cry out, “Spare my life, Great Kings! Spare my life!” “We will not beat you,” said the two big fellows at their head. “Only leave your travelling money behind.” Only then did the elder come to himself and understand that these were a band of brigands; and he raised himself up and lifted his head to look at them. Behold them:

One, green of face and jutting of fang, put the Year Star to shame; one, with bulging pupils and round staring eyes, outdid the Star of Mourning. At their temples, red hair like flying fire; below their chins, yellow whiskers like set needles. The two of them wore tiger-skin patterned headwraps on their heads, and girded at the waist were battle-skirts of many colours trimmed with sable. One held in his hand a wolf-tooth club; one bore crosswise on his shoulder a knotted rattan staff. In truth they yielded nothing to the tigers of Ba Mountain; indeed they were as dragons come up out of the water.

Seeing how ferocious they were, Tripitaka had no help for it but to get to his feet; and joining his palms before his breast he said, “Great Kings, this poor monk is one sent by the Tang emperor of the Land of the East to fetch scriptures from the Western Heaven. Since I parted from Chang’an the years have grown deep and the days long, and what little travelling money I had is all spent. One who has left the household lives by begging and nothing else — where should I come by money or silk? I beg the Great Kings will show me a little accommodation and let this poor monk go by.” The two robbers led their band forward and said, “We have set up a tiger’s heart here, cut the highway, and want nothing whatever but money and silk. What is all this accommodation, accommodation? If you truly have no money, then get your robe off quickly and leave the white horse behind, and we will let you pass.” “Amitābha Buddha!” said Tripitaka. “This robe of mine is cloth begged from a house in the east and needles begged from a house in the west, got together scrap by scrap. If you strip it off me, will you not have killed me outright? It is only that those who play the bold fellow in this life are turned into beasts in the next.” The robbers were furious to hear it. They whipped out their great cudgels and came forward to strike. The elder said nothing aloud, but thought within himself: “Poor wretches! You speak only of your own cudgels — you do not yet know about my disciple’s cudgel.” The robbers would allow no explaining. They raised their staves and struck at him without regard for head or face. Now the elder had never in all his life been able to tell a lie; but having run into this urgent strait he had no help for it, and brought out a falsehood: “Let the two Great Kings hold their hands a moment. I have a young disciple who will be along directly behind me. He has a few taels of silver about him, and you shall have it.” “This monk is one who will not stand a loss,” said the robbers. “Tie him up for now.” And the whole gang of underlings fell to at once, bound him with a rope, and hung him high up in a tree.

Now the three trouble-makers came hurrying up behind. Bajie laughed aloud and said, “Master went off at a fine speed. There is no telling where he is waiting for us.” Then he caught sight of the elder up in the tree and said again, “Look at Master! Waiting would have been enough, but no — he must have such spirits as this, climbing up a tree and pulling on a vine to play at swinging.” Pilgrim saw and said, “Idiot, do not talk nonsense. Is that not Master hanging up there? You two come on slowly. Let me go and take a look.” Splendid Great Sage! He ran up a high bank to look closely, made them out for a band of brigands, and said within himself in secret delight, “What luck, what luck! Business has come to the door.” Then he turned on his heel, shook himself and changed into a neat and tidy little monk in a black robe, no more than sixteen years of age, with a blue cloth bundle slung over his shoulder. He strode out, came up to the front and called, “Master, what is all this talk? And who are all these bad men?” “Disciple!” said Tripitaka. “You have not so much as got me down yet — and you are still asking questions?” “What line of business are they in?” said Pilgrim. “This gang of road-blockers has stopped me and wants money for the use of the road. Having nothing about me, I was hung up here, and there was nothing for it but to wait for you to come and settle the reckoning with them. Failing that, we had better make them a present of this horse.” Pilgrim heard this and laughed. “Master, you are no good at all. There are monks enough in the world, but few as slack-skinned as you. Taizong of the Tang dispatched you to the Western Heaven to see the Buddha — who told you to make anybody a present of this dragon horse?” “Disciple! Strung up like this, and beaten for it — what else am I to do?” “What did you tell them, then?” “They beat me till I was desperate, and there was no help for it — I gave you up to them.” “Master, you have no sense at all. What did you inform on me for?” “I said you had some travelling money on you, so as to make them stop beating me. It was a word said on the moment to get me out of trouble.” “Good, good, good! I am obliged to you for the compliment. That is just the way to inform on a man. If you would inform on me seventy or eighty times a month, old Monkey would have all the more business.”

The gang of robbers, seeing Pilgrim in talk with his master, spread out their stance and closed in around him. “Little monk! Your master says you have travelling money at your waist. Bring it out at once and we will spare your lives; but let half a ‘no’ out of you and we will make an end of the whole of what is left of you.” Pilgrim set down his bundle and said, “Gentlemen, officers, do not shout. There is some money here in this bundle — not a great deal: only twenty-odd ingots of horse-hoof gold and twenty or thirty of powder-face silver, and the loose pieces have never been counted. If you want it, take it bundle and all; only do not beat my master. The old books say: ‘Virtue is the root; wealth is the branch.’ This is a matter of the branch. We who have left the household have our own places to beg. If we come upon some elder who feasts monks there will be offering-money, and clothing too — how much can we possibly use? I ask only that you let my master down, and I will hand the whole of it over to you.” The gang of robbers were all greatly pleased to hear it, and said, “The old monk is a miser; the little monk is handsome enough.” And they gave the order: “Let him down.” The elder, having got his life back, sprang onto the horse, gave not a thought to Pilgrim, took up the whip and galloped straight back the way they had come. “You have taken the wrong road!” Pilgrim called out hurriedly. He picked up the bundle and made to go after him, but the gang of robbers barred his way: “Where are you off to? Leave the travelling money behind and spare yourself the rod.” Pilgrim laughed and said, “Let us be plain about it: the money must be split three ways.” “This little monk is altogether too sharp,” said the robber chief. “He means to hold something back behind his master’s back. Very well then. Bring it out and let us see. If it comes to much, we will share a little with you as well, to buy fruit with on the quiet.” “Brother, that is not what I meant at all,” said Pilgrim. “Where should I have any travelling money? I mean the gold and silver you two have taken off other people. You must share some of that with me.” The robbers were furious to hear it and swore at him: “This monk does not know whether he is alive or dead. You will not give to us, and instead you ask of us. Do not run — take a beating!” And one of them swung up a knotted rattan staff and struck Pilgrim seven or eight times across his bald head. Pilgrim behaved as though he had noticed nothing, and with a smile all over his face said, “Brother, if that is how you beat, you may go on beating till next year, till the spring ox has been whipped, and it would still not count for earnest.” The robber was startled. “This monk has a hard head on him!” Pilgrim laughed. “Not at all, not at all. You do me too much honour — it will pass well enough.” The robbers would allow no explaining; two or three of them set on him at once and beat him wildly. “Gentlemen, calm your anger,” said Pilgrim. “Let me bring it out.”

Splendid Great Sage! He felt about in his ear, drew out an embroidery needle and said, “Gentlemen, I am one who has left the household, and truly I have brought no travelling money at all. I will give you only this needle.” “What rotten luck!” said the robbers. “We let a rich monk go and have laid hold of this poor bald donkey instead. Do you take yourself for a tailor? What should we want with a needle?” Pilgrim, hearing that they did not want it, took it between his fingers, gave it a shake, and it became a cudgel as thick as a rice bowl. The robbers took fright. “This monk is small enough to look at, but he knows some trick of magic.” Pilgrim planted the cudgel in the ground and said, “Gentlemen, if you can lift it, it is yours.” The two robbers came forward to snatch it up — and, poor wretches, it was as dragonflies shaking a stone pillar: they could not stir it half a hair. This cudgel was in truth the As-You-Will Gold-Hooped Staff, weighed on the scales of Heaven at thirteen thousand five hundred catties. How were those robbers to know? The Great Sage stepped up, lifted it lightly, threw himself into a python-turning crooked-step stance, and pointed at the brigands: “Your luck is out, the whole pack of you. You have run up against old Monkey.” The robbers came at him again and struck fifty or sixty blows more. Pilgrim laughed and said, “You must have tired your hands out by now. Let old Monkey have one stroke — but do not take it for earnest.” Watch him! He drew the cudgel out and gave it a shake, and it was as thick as a well-kerb and seven or eight zhàng in length; and with one swinging blow he struck one of them to the ground, his lips ground into the dirt, never to make a sound again. The other opened his mouth and cursed: “This bald wretch is monstrously insolent! There was no money to be had, and now he has gone and killed one of my men into the bargain.” Pilgrim laughed and said, “Steady now, steady. Wait while I deal with you one at a time — I shall cut the root of you at a single go.” With another swinging blow he struck the second one dead as well. The whole gang of underlings were so terrified that they flung down their spears, threw away their staves and fled for their lives in every direction.

Now the Tang Priest was galloping east on his horse when Bajie and Sha Monk headed him off: “Master, where are you going? You have taken the wrong road.” The elder reined in and said, “Disciples, go quickly and tell your elder brother to show mercy under his staff, and not to beat those brigands to death.” “Master, stay here,” said Bajie. “I will go and come back.” The idiot ran the whole way to the front and called out at the top of his voice, “Brother! Master says you are not to beat anyone.” “Brother, when did I ever beat anyone?” said Pilgrim. “Where have those brigands got to, then?” “The rest have all scattered. It is only the two chiefs, who are lying here having a sleep.” Bajie laughed. “You plague-taking pair! I dare say you sat up all night and are worn out with it, and instead of going somewhere else to sleep you must lie down just here.” The idiot walked over to them, took a good look and said, “Why, they are of a kind with me — sleeping with their mouths wide open, and sticky drool running out of them.” “That is the beancurd old Monkey knocked out of them with a single stroke of the staff,” said Pilgrim. “Since when do men have beancurd in their heads?” “It is their brains I knocked out.” When Bajie heard that it was brains that had been knocked out, he ran hurriedly back and said to the Tang Priest, “The company has broken up.” “Excellent! Excellent!” said Tripitaka. “Which road did they go off along?” “They were beaten till their legs went straight. How would they be going anywhere?” “What do you mean, broken up?” “They were beaten to death. If that is not breaking up the company, what is?” “Beaten — what did it look like?” asked Tripitaka. “There are two great holes in their heads.” Tripitaka gave the order: “Open the bundle, take out a few coppers of the offering money, go and get two plasters somewhere, and put one on each of them.” Bajie laughed. “Master, you have no sense at all. A plaster is only good for sticking on a living man’s sore. How would you stick one on a dead man’s hole?” “They are truly beaten to death?” said Tripitaka. Then he grew angry, and went on muttering without a pause — ape this and monkey that. He turned the horse about and went with Sha Monk and Bajie to where the dead men were, and saw them lying bloody at the foot of the slope.

The elder could hardly bear the sight, and at once directed Bajie: “Quick, take your muckrake and dig a pit to bury them. I will recite a scroll of the Sutra for the Newly Dead over them.” “Master, you have set the wrong man to it,” said Bajie. “Pilgrim killed them, and he is the one who ought to be sent to burn and bury. Why set old Hog to do the navvy’s work?” Pilgrim, stung by his master’s scolding, shouted at Bajie: “You lazy blockhead! Get along and bury them at once. Be slow about it and you shall have the staff.” The idiot took fright and dug down the slope to a depth of some three chǐ, where below it was all stone-feet and stone-roots, and the teeth of the rake jammed fast. So he threw the rake aside and set to with his snout. Rooting down to where it was soft, one thrust of the snout made two chǐ five; two thrusts made five chǐ deep; and he buried the two robbers’ bodies there and heaped the earth into a mound. Tripitaka called, “Wukong, fetch incense and candles, and wait while I say a prayer, so that I may recite the sutra.” Pilgrim thrust out his lips and said, “What a want of sense! Here in the middle of a mountain, with no village ahead and no inn behind — where should I get incense and candles? Even if we had the money there is nowhere to buy them.” “Get away with you, monkey-head,” said Tripitaka bitterly. “Wait while I take up a pinch of earth for incense and make my prayer.” This was Tripitaka leaving the saddle to grieve at a wild barrow; this was the holy monk, with a kind thought, praying over a desolate grave. His prayer ran:

Reverently to you, brave fellows: hear the ground of this petition. Think upon me, your disciple, a man of Tang out of the Land of the East. By the command of the Emperor Taizong I go up into the Western Region to seek and fetch the scriptures. Coming but now to this place, I fell in with you, who were many. I do not know from what prefecture, what department, what district you come, that you should be gathered into a band here within these hills. I spoke you fair; I pleaded with you in earnest. You would not hear it, but turned from good and gave way to wrath. And so you met with Pilgrim, and took your hurt beneath his staff. Grieving that your bones should lie exposed, I have covered you with earth and raised a grave. I break green bamboo for incense and candles: they have no brightness, but they have a diligent heart; I take rough stones for the food-offering: they have no savour, but they have a true sincerity. When you come before the Hall of Senluo to lay your plaint, and fell the tree to find the root — his surname is Sun and mine is Chen; we are of separate houses. The wrong has its author, the debt has its holder. Do not, I beg of you, bring your charge against the monk who fetches the scriptures.

Bajie laughed. “Master, you have pushed yourself quite clean of it. But when he did the beating, we two were not there either.” Tripitaka did indeed take up another pinch of earth and pray again: “Brave fellows, when you lay your charge, charge Pilgrim only. It is no concern of Bajie or of Sha Monk.” The Great Sage heard this and could not keep from laughing. “Master, you are quite without feeling, sir. For the sake of your scriptures I have spent I know not how much diligence and toil; and now that I have killed these two petty thieves, you would have them go and lay a charge against old Monkey. It was I who raised my hand, true enough — but it was only ever on your account. If you were not going to the Western Heaven for scriptures, and I were not your disciple, how should I ever have come to this place, or have beaten anyone to death? I may as well say a prayer of my own over them.” He gripped the iron staff, thumped the grave-mound three times with it, and said: “You plague-taking robbers, hear me. You gave me seven or eight strokes in front and seven or eight behind, and beat me till I felt neither pain nor itch; you provoked my temper, and by one slip and two mischances I beat you to death. Go and lay your charge where you please; old Monkey is truly not afraid. The Jade Emperor knows me; the Devarājas defer to me; the Twenty-Eight Lodgings dread me; the Nine Luminaries fear me; the City Gods of the prefectures and districts kneel to me; the Heavenly Equal of the Eastern Peak is in terror of me; the Ten Kings of the Underworld have served me as attendants; and the Wandering Spirits of the Five Roads have been my lackeys. There is not one of the Three Realms and the Five Offices, nor any governor of the Ten Directions, but is on deep and familiar terms with me. Lay your charge where you like.” When Tripitaka heard such wicked words come out of him he took fright again and said, “Disciple! That prayer of mine was meant to have you embody the virtue that loves life, and become a man of goodness. Why must you take it so much in earnest?” “Master, this is no amusing business,” said Pilgrim. “Let us get along and find lodging early.” The elder had no choice but to mount, with his anger inside him.

The Great Sage Sun harboured a discordant heart; Bajie and Sha Monk too had thoughts of jealousy; and master and disciples were all fair to the face and false behind the back. They went along the high road westward, and of a sudden saw, off to the north of the road, a farmstead. Tripitaka pointed at it with his whip and said, “Let us go over there and beg a night’s lodging.” “Just so,” said Bajie. So they went as far as the farm buildings and dismounted. Looking at it, they found it a fine place to stop. Behold:

Wild flowers fill the path; mingled trees screen the gate. On the far bank a hill stream runs; in the level beds are sown wheat and mallow. Reed and rush are moist with dew, and the light gull roosts; the willows stir in a slight wind, and the tired birds settle. Green cypress among the pines contends in emerald; red fleabane against the smartweed vies in fragrance. The village dogs bark, the evening cocks crow; the cattle and sheep have eaten their fill, and the herd-boys are coming home. Hearth-smoke gathers into mist, the yellow millet is done: this is the hour when a hill household comes to dusk.

The elder went forward, and of a sudden saw an old man come out of the gate of that village house. He greeted him at once and paid his respects. “Where have you come from, reverend?” asked the old man. “This poor monk is one dispatched by the Great Tang of the Land of the East to seek scriptures in the Western Heaven,” said Tripitaka. “Passing just now by your honoured district, and the day drawing to evening, I have come especially to your almsgiving house to beg a night’s shelter.” The old man laughed. “From your honoured country to this place of mine the road is long and winding. How have you crossed the waters and climbed the hills, and come here alone?” “This poor monk has three disciples besides, who come with me.” “And where are your worthy disciples?” Tripitaka pointed with his hand: “Those standing by the high road, there — those are they.” The old man jerked his head up, saw how ugly their faces were, and turned on his heel to go straight back inside. Tripitaka caught hold of him: “Old benefactor, of your great mercy — I beg the loan of one night!” The old man shook all over, his mouth clamped shut so that he could hardly speak, and waving his head and flapping his hands he said, “N— n— n— not like the shape of men! They are — are — are a pack of demons.” Tripitaka smiled placatingly. “Benefactor, do not be afraid. My disciples were born with such faces as those; they are not demons.” “Merciful father!” said the old man. “One is a yakṣa, one is a Horse-Face, one is a Thunder God.” Pilgrim heard this and shouted at the top of his voice, “The Thunder God is my grandson, the yakṣa is my great-grandson, and the Horse-Face is my great-great-grandson!” The old man heard it, and his souls scattered and his spirits flew; the colour left his face, and he wanted nothing but to get indoors. Tripitaka took his arm and went with him into the thatched hall, smiling placatingly: “Old benefactor, do not be afraid of them. They are all coarse like that, and have no manners in speech.” Just as they were smoothing it over, an old woman came out from the back, leading a small child of five or six by the hand, and said, “Grandfather, what is all this alarm?” The old man managed to call out, “Mother, bring tea.” The old woman did indeed put down the child, went inside, and brought out two cups of tea. The tea over, Tripitaka came down, made his bow to the old woman and said, “This poor monk is one sent by the Great Tang of the Land of the East to fetch scriptures in the Western Heaven. Having only just reached your honoured place, I asked leave of your worshipful house for a night’s lodging; and because my three disciples are ugly, the old master of the house was needlessly alarmed at the sight of them.” “If the sight of ugly men gives him such an empty fright,” said the old woman, “what would he do if he met a tiger or a wolf?” “Mother, that their faces are ugly may pass,” said the old man. “It is their talk that is frightening beyond everything. I said they were like a yakṣa, a Horse-Face and a Thunder God — and he bawled at me that the Thunder God was his grandson, the yakṣa his great-grandson, and the Horse-Face his great-great-grandson. Hearing such words, I was naturally terrified.” “No, no,” said the Tang Monk. “The one like the Thunder God is my eldest disciple, Sun Wukong; the one like the Horse-Face is my second, Zhu Wuneng; the one like the yakṣa is my third, Sha Wujing. Ugly they may be, but they hold to the teaching of the Śramaṇa and have taken refuge in the fruit of goodness. They are no wicked demons or poisonous monsters — what is there to fear in them?”

When the old couple heard their names, and the words about taking refuge in the Śramaṇa, they steadied themselves and got over their fright, and gave the order: “Ask them in, ask them in.” The elder went out to call them, and gave them a further charge: “Just now this old gentleman took a great dislike to you. When you go in to meet him now, on no account be defiant — each of you be respectable.” “I am handsome, I am refined,” said Bajie, “not like elder brother, who plays the ruffian.” Pilgrim laughed and said, “But for the long snout, the big ears and the ugly face, he would be quite a fine fellow.” “Stop wrangling,” said Sha Monk. “This is no place for showing off and playing clever. Go in, go in.” So they brought the baggage and the horse up to the thatched hall, made their bows together, and sat down. That good-hearted old woman took the small child away with her at once, gave orders for rice to be cooked, and set out a meatless meal, which master and disciples ate.

It grew steadily later; lamps were lit, and they all sat in the thatched hall talking at leisure. The elder began by asking, “What is the benefactor’s honoured surname?” “Yang,” said the old man. He asked his age next. “Seventy-four.” He asked again, “How many worthy sons have you?” “Only the one. The child the old woman was leading just now is my little grandson.” The elder asked that the worthy son be brought to exchange bows with him. “That wretch is not fit to be bowed to,” said the old man. “My own life has been bitter — I could never raise him properly, and he is not at home now.” “In what line of business is he?” said Tripitaka. The old man nodded and sighed. “Pity of it, pity of it! If he would take to any livelihood at all, it would be my good fortune. That wretch does nothing but breed wicked thoughts. He will not keep to any honest calling; he is all for breaking into houses and cutting the roads, killing men and setting fires. The company he keeps is all foxes in a pack and dogs in a gang. He went off five days ago, and has not come back to this hour.” Tripitaka heard it and dared not draw breath, but thought within himself: “It may well be that the man Wukong killed was this very one.” The elder was uneasy in mind, and half rose from his seat. “Merciful heaven! Merciful heaven! Such worthy parents — how did they beget so wicked and unfilial a son?”

Pilgrim came forward and said, “Old sir, a son of that kind — worthless and unfilial, a thief and a lecher, who drags his parents down with him — what use is he to anybody? Let me go and find him for you, and beat him to death.” “I have wished myself to be rid of him,” said the old man. “But there is no other issue after him; worthless as he is, he must still be kept to cover my old bones with earth.” Sha Monk and Bajie laughed and said, “Elder brother, do not meddle in other people’s business. You and I are not the magistrate. If his family will not have it, what concern is it of ours? Rather let us ask the benefactor to grant us a bundle of straw, so that we may make up a bed somewhere and sleep, and take the road at daybreak.” The old man rose at once and had Sha Monk go to the back garden for two bundles of rice-straw, and settled them for the night in a round thatched shelter in the garden. Pilgrim led the horse, Bajie shouldered the luggage, and they went with the elder into the shelter to settle for the night — of which no more for the present.

Now among that gang of robbers there was indeed old Yang’s son. Since two of their chiefs had been beaten to death by Pilgrim in front of the mountain early that day, they had all scattered and run for their lives; and about the fourth watch they gathered into a band again and beat on the gate. The old man heard the gate rattle, threw on his clothes at once and said, “Mother, those wretches are here.” “Since they have come,” said the old woman, “go and open the gate and let him into the house.” The old man had only just opened the gate when the whole gang of robbers set up a clamour: “We are hungry, we are hungry.” Old Yang’s son hurried inside, roused his wife, and had rice pounded and a meal cooked. But there was no firewood in the kitchen; so he went to the back garden to fetch some, and coming back to the kitchen asked his wife, “Whose is the white horse in the back garden?” “They belong to some monks from the Land of the East who are fetching scriptures,” said his wife. “They came here last night to beg a lodging, and father and mother gave them a supper and put them to sleep in the straw shelter.” The wretch heard it, went out into the thatched hall, clapped his hands and laughed. “Brothers! What luck, what luck — our enemy is in my own house.” “What enemy?” said the robbers. “It is that monk who beat our chiefs to death. He has come to my house to beg a night’s lodging and is asleep this minute in the straw shelter.” “Good, good!” said the robbers. “Take these bald wretches and chop them one by one into mince. First, we get that baggage and the white horse; second, we avenge our chiefs.” “Not so fast,” said the wretch. “Go and sharpen your blades. Wait till I have the rice cooked, and let everybody eat his fill; then we all set on together.” And true enough, those robbers fell to it — the knife-sharpeners sharpening knives, the spear-sharpeners sharpening spears.

The old man heard this, crept quietly out to the back garden and roused the Tang Monk and the other three: “That wretch has brought his gang; he knows you are here and means to do you harm. I, old fool that I am, think of how far you have come, and cannot bear to see you hurt. Get your baggage together quickly. I will see you out by the back gate.” Tripitaka heard it, and trembling all over he knocked his head to the ground and thanked the old man; then he called Bajie to lead the horse and Sha Monk to shoulder the load, while Pilgrim took up the nine-ringed priestly staff. The old man opened the back gate, let them go, and went quietly back to the front to lie down again.

Now those wretches had ground their blades keen and eaten their fill of the meal; it was already the fifth watch when they came all together into the garden to look — and there was nobody there. They lit lamps and kindled torches at once and searched a good while, but there was no trace on any side — only the back gate standing open. They all cried, “They have gone out by the back gate — gone!” They raised a shout and came after them. Every one of them went like a flying arrow, and they ran on until the sun came up in the east, when at last they caught sight of the Tang Monk. The elder heard the shouting behind him of a sudden, turned his head to look, and saw twenty or thirty men coming on with spears and blades in a bristling mass. He called out, “Disciples! The robber band is on us — what is to be done?” “Set your mind at rest, set your mind at rest,” said Pilgrim. “Old Monkey will make an end of them.” Tripitaka reined in and said, “Wukong, on no account harm anyone. Only frighten them off and let that be enough.” Pilgrim was not likely to heed him. He whipped out the staff, turned to meet them and said, “Where might you gentlemen be going?” The robbers swore at him: “Bald wretch, you are insolent! Give us back our chiefs’ lives.” Those wretches formed a ring and closed Pilgrim in the middle of it, and hacked and thrust at him with spear and blade. The Great Sage gave the gold-hooped staff a shake till it was thick as a rice bowl, and beat that gang of robbers till they scattered like falling stars and driven cloud: those that fended it off died, those that caught at it perished; those that knocked against it had their bones broken, those that grazed it had their skin torn; the quick ones got away, a few of them, and the slow ones all went to see King Yama.

Tripitaka, from his horse, saw so many men struck down that in his alarm he gave the horse its head and fled west. Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk followed hard at whip and stirrup and were gone. Pilgrim questioned those robbers who were wounded but not dead: “Which of you is old Yang’s son?” The robbers groaned out, “Sir — the one in yellow is he.” Pilgrim went up, snatched a blade from them and cut the head off the man in yellow; took it up dripping with blood in his hand, put away the iron staff, opened his cloud-stride, overtook the Tang Monk’s horse, and held out the head. “Master, this is old Yang’s unfilial son. Old Monkey has fetched you his head.” Tripitaka saw it, and the colour went out of his face; in his fright he fell from the horse, and he cried, “You wretched ape, you have frightened me to death! Take it away, take it away!” Bajie came forward, kicked the head off to the side of the road, and used the muckrake to heap a little earth over it.

Sha Monk set down the load, helped the Tang Monk up by the arm and said, “Master, please rise.” The elder, on the ground, composed himself, and began to recite the Tight-Fillet spell, which squeezed Pilgrim till his ears were red and his face burned, till his eyes bulged and his head swam and he rolled about on the ground crying only, “Stop, stop!” The elder recited it a good ten times and more, and still would not stop. Pilgrim turned somersaults and stood on his head, unable to bear the pain, and called out only, “Master, forgive my fault! If you have something to say, say it — only stop, stop.” Only then did Tripitaka stop. “I have nothing to say. I do not want you following me any longer. Go back.” Pilgrim bore the pain and knocked his head on the ground: “Master, why do you drive me away like this?” “You wretched monkey, your ferocity is far too great. You are no man to be fetching scriptures. Yesterday, below the mountain slope, you beat those two robber chiefs to death, and I already blamed you then for want of humanity. Then, when evening came and we reached the old man’s house, we had his kindness for our meal and our lodging, and his kindness again when he opened the back gate and let us escape with our lives. Unworthy as his son was, and no concern of mine, still you should not have struck off his head; and beyond that you have killed many more, destroyed I know not how many lives, and injured I know not how much of the harmony of Heaven and Earth. Time and again I have counselled you, and there is not a hair’s weight of good thought in you. What do I want you for? Go, go — before I recite the True Words again.” Pilgrim was afraid, and cried only, “Stop, stop — I am going.” He said the word and went — one road of somersault cloud, without shadow or trace — and so was gone.

Ah! This was indeed a case of:

While the heart holds ferocity and madness, the cinnabar will not ripen; while the spirit has no fixed place, the Way cannot be achieved.

In the end we do not know in what direction the Great Sage turned; and for that you must listen to the explanation that follows.

札記 Notes

The mind-monkey. The chapter is named for a single idea, and the poem at the front states it before anything happens. 心猿意馬 — the mind-ape and the will-horse — is the novel’s picture of an inner life that will not stay put, and it is still the ordinary Chinese for an attention that wanders. The opening poem asks that the ape be penned fast. The chapter title says he is turned loose. Everything between the two is the working-out.

Six thieves, come round again. The poem also asks the reader to 除六賊, cast out the Six Thieves — the six senses, which rob the mind of its quiet. This novel has a habit of turning that figure into people: back in chapter fourteen, six literal bandits ambushed the pilgrims and Wukong killed all six. Here two robber chiefs stop the road and Wukong kills them both. The poem announces the pattern four lines before the story gets to it.

Why the horse bolted. The whole disaster starts with a joke about stable management. Wukong once held the post of 弼馬溫, Bimawen, keeper of the heavenly horses — the insult that began his rebellion in chapter four. The title is a pun on 避馬瘟, avert horse plague, from the real practice of stabling a monkey to keep sickness off the horses. The narrator stops the story to explain it, and the explanation is also the mechanism: the horse bolts at Wukong’s shout, carries Tripitaka twenty li ahead of his disciples, and drops him alone in front of thirty armed men.

Beancurd. The most uncomfortable comedy in the chapter runs on a chain of euphemisms. Wukong says the two chiefs are having a sleep. Bajie leans over them and remarks that they sleep with their mouths open, just as he does, and that something sticky is running out. Wukong calls it beancurd. Bajie asks since when men have beancurd in their heads, and only then does the word brains arrive. Bajie carries the news back as 散夥, the company has broken up — which is what you say when a business partnership dissolves. Tripitaka hears it that way and is delighted, and has to be walked out of the misunderstanding a phrase at a time.

Two prayers at one grave. The funeral is the centre of the chapter, and it is not quite what it looks like. Tripitaka’s prayer is shaped like a legal filing: it gives his name and commission, narrates the facts, records that he pleaded and was refused, names Pilgrim as the man who struck the blow, and closes with a courtroom proverb — 冤有頭,債有主, the wrong has its author, the debt has its holder, which is to say: sue the right man. Bajie then asks to be named as absent too, and Tripitaka obliges with a second prayer that is nothing but a schedule of exclusions. Wukong answers with a third, thumping the mound with the murder weapon and reciting everybody in the afterlife who owes him a favour. Three prayers, one grave, and not one of them is about the dead.

The Yang household. The farm is the moral counterweight to everything else in the chapter, and the novel spends almost no words saying so. An old man of seventy-four takes in four frightening strangers, his wife feeds them, and they are given the poorest shelter on the property. Then his only son comes home at the fourth watch with a gang behind him, sees a white horse in the garden, and starts sharpening knives. The old man crosses the garden in the dark, wakes the guests, tells them the truth, lets them out of his own back gate — and goes back to bed. He acts against his own son and his own interest, says almost nothing about it, and the chapter never returns to him. Nor does anyone tell the small grandson, who crossed the stage a page earlier, what happened to his father.

Touch it and you are finished. The line that describes the rout — those that fended it off died, those that caught at it perished — is not the storyteller inventing something. It is a boast out of the fighting halls, the kind of claim a martial arts school makes for its staff work or its spear work, and what it claims is not skill but sheer lethality: touch the weapon by any means at all and you are finished. The novel has used the formula since chapter three, when the Dragon King warned his brothers off Wukong’s staff in almost the same words. Notice which way round it runs: it is the victim who reaches out and the weapon that is reached for, and the four verbs step downward from fending it off, to catching at it, to knocking against it, to merely grazing it — with the harm stepping down alongside, from dead, to dead, to broken bones, to torn skin.

The fillet, and the verdict. Tripitaka’s final charge is the most coherent thing he says all chapter, and it climbs in three steps: want of ordinary human feeling, for the two chiefs; ingratitude, for repaying the household that saved them by killing its son; and injury to the harmony of Heaven and Earth, for the rest. But he delivers it with the Tight-Fillet spell — recited ten times and more, to a disciple in too much pain to answer, and threatened again to make him leave. The closing couplet then files the whole thing under alchemy: the cinnabar will not ripen, the Way cannot be achieved. The killings register as a technical setback on the road west. The chapter has spent six thousand characters making that reading feel insufficient, and then closes on it anyway.