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第五十五回
色sè邪xié淫yín戲xì唐táng三sān藏zàng
性xìng正zhèng修xiū持chí不bú壞huài身shēn

A Lustful Fiend Toys Wantonly with Tang Tripitaka · His Nature Upright, He Holds to His Cultivation and Keeps the Indestructible Body

第五十五回
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旋風攝僧

卻què說shuō孫sūn大dà聖shèng與yǔ豬zhū八bā戒jiè正zhèng要yào使shǐ法fǎ定dìng那nà些xiē婦fù女nǚ,忽hū聞wén得dé風fēng響xiǎng處chù,沙shā僧sēng嚷rǎng鬧nào,急jí回huí頭tóu時shí,不bú見jiàn了le唐táng僧sēng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì甚shén人rén來lái搶qiǎng師shī父fù去qù了le?」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「是shì一yí個gè女nǚ子zǐ,弄nòng陣zhèn旋xuán風fēng,把bǎ師shī父fù攝shè去qù也yě。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,唿hū哨shào跳tiào在zài雲yún端duān裡lǐ,用yòng手shǒu搭dā涼liáng篷péng,四sì下xià裡lǐ觀guān看kàn。只zhǐ見jiàn一yí陣zhèn灰huī塵chén,風fēng滾gǔn滾gǔn,往wǎng西xī北běi上shàng去qù了le。急jí回huí頭tóu叫jiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì們men,快kuài駕jià雲yún同tóng我wǒ趕gǎn師shī父fù去qù來lái。」八bā戒jiè與yǔ沙shā僧sēng即jí把bǎ行xíng囊náng捎shāo在zài馬mǎ上shàng,響xiǎng一yì聲shēng,都dōu跳tiào在zài半bàn空kōng裡lǐ去qù。却què说shuō孙sūn大dà圣shèng与yǔ猪zhū八bā戒jiè正zhèng要yào使shǐ法fǎ定dìng那nà些xiē妇fù女nǚ,忽hū闻wén得dé风fēng响xiǎng处chù,沙shā僧sēng嚷rǎng闹nào,急jí回huí头tóu时shí,不bú见jiàn了le唐táng僧sēng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì甚shén人rén来lái抢qiǎng师shī父fù去qù了le?」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「是shì一yí个gè女nǚ子zǐ,弄nòng阵zhèn旋xuán风fēng,把bǎ师shī父fù摄shè去qù也yě。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,唿hū哨shào跳tiào在zài云yún端duān里lǐ,用yòng手shǒu搭dā凉liáng篷péng,四sì下xià里lǐ观guān看kàn。只zhǐ见jiàn一yí阵zhèn灰huī尘chén,风fēng滚gǔn滚gǔn,往wǎng西xī北běi上shàng去qù了le。急jí回huí头tóu叫jiào道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì们men,快kuài驾jià云yún同tóng我wǒ赶gǎn师shī父fù去qù来lái。」八bā戒jiè与yǔ沙shā僧sēng即jí把bǎ行xíng囊náng捎shāo在zài马mǎ上shàng,响xiǎng一yì声shēng,都dōu跳tiào在zài半bàn空kōng里lǐ去qù。

女王慚愧

慌huāng得de那nà西xī梁liáng國guó君jūn臣chén女nǚ輩bèi,跪guì在zài塵chén埃āi,都dōu道dào:「是shì白bái日rì飛fēi昇shēng的de羅luó漢hàn,我wǒ主zhǔ不bú必bì驚jīng疑yí。唐táng御yù弟dì也yě是shì個gè有yǒu道dào的de禪chán僧sēng,我wǒ們men都dōu有yǒu眼yǎn無wú珠zhū,錯cuò認rèn了le中zhōng華huá男nán子zǐ,枉wǎng費fèi了le這zhè場cháng神shén思sī。請qǐng主zhǔ公gōng上shàng輦niǎn回huí朝cháo也yě。」女nǚ王wáng自zì覺jué慚cán愧kuì,多duō官guān都dōu一yì齊qí回huí國guó不bù題tí。慌huāng得de那nà西xī梁liáng国guó君jūn臣chén女nǚ辈bèi,跪guì在zài尘chén埃āi,都dōu道dào:「是shì白bái日rì飞fēi升shēng的de罗luó汉hàn,我wǒ主zhǔ不bú必bì惊jīng疑yí。唐táng御yù弟dì也yě是shì个gè有yǒu道dào的de禅chán僧sēng,我wǒ们men都dōu有yǒu眼yǎn无wú珠zhū,错cuò认rèn了le中zhōng华huá男nán子zǐ,枉wǎng费fèi了le这zhè场cháng神shén思sī。请qǐng主zhǔ公gōng上shàng辇niǎn回huí朝cháo也yě。」女nǚ王wáng自zì觉jué惭cán愧kuì,多duō官guān都dōu一yì齐qí回huí国guó不bù题tí。

琵琶洞門

卻què說shuō孫sūn大dà聖shèng兄xiōng弟dì三sān人rén騰téng空kōng踏tà霧wù,望wàng著zhe那nà陣zhèn旋xuán風fēng,一yì直zhí趕gǎn來lái。前qián至zhì一yí座zuò高gāo山shān,只zhǐ見jiàn灰huī塵chén息xī靜jìng,風fēng頭tóu散sàn了le,更gèng不bù知zhī妖yāo向xiàng何hé方fāng。兄xiōng弟dì們men按àn落luò雲yún霧wù,找zhǎo路lù尋xún訪fǎng,忽hū見jiàn一yí壁bì廂xiāng青qīng石shí光guāng明míng,卻què似sì個gè屏píng風fēng模mú樣yàng。三sān人rén牽qiān著zhe馬mǎ轉zhuǎn過guò石shí屏píng,石shí屏píng後hòu有yǒu兩liǎng扇shàn石shí門mén,門mén上shàng有yǒu六liù個gè大dà字zì,乃nǎi是shì「毒dú敵dí山shān琵pí琶pá洞dòng」。八bā戒jiè無wú知zhī,上shàng前qián就jiù使shǐ釘dīng鈀pá築zhù門mén。行xíng者zhě急jí止zhǐ住zhù道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì莫mò忙máng。我wǒ們men隨suí旋xuán風fēng趕gǎn便biàn趕gǎn到dào這zhè裡lǐ,尋xún了le這zhè會huì,方fāng遇yù此cǐ門mén,又yòu不bù知zhī深shēn淺qiǎn如rú何hé。倘tǎng不bú是shì這zhè個gè門mén兒er,卻què不bù惹rě他tā見jiàn怪guài?你nǐ兩liǎng個gè且qiě牽qiān了le馬mǎ,還huán轉zhuǎn石shí屏píng前qián立lì等děng片piàn時shí,待dài老lǎo孫sūn進jìn去qù打dǎ聽tīng打dǎ聽tīng,察chá個gè有yǒu無wú虛xū實shí,卻què好hǎo行xíng事shì。」沙shā僧sēng聽tīng說shuō,大dà喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,正zhèng是shì粗cū中zhōng有yǒu細xì,果guǒ然rán急jí處chù從cóng寬kuān。」他tā二èr人rén牽qiān馬mǎ回huí頭tóu。却què说shuō孙sūn大dà圣shèng兄xiōng弟dì三sān人rén腾téng空kōng踏tà雾wù,望wàng着zhe那nà阵zhèn旋xuán风fēng,一yì直zhí赶gǎn来lái。前qián至zhì一yí座zuò高gāo山shān,只zhǐ见jiàn灰huī尘chén息xī静jìng,风fēng头tóu散sàn了le,更gèng不bù知zhī妖yāo向xiàng何hé方fāng。兄xiōng弟dì们men按àn落luò云yún雾wù,找zhǎo路lù寻xún访fǎng,忽hū见jiàn一yí壁bì厢xiāng青qīng石shí光guāng明míng,却què似sì个gè屏píng风fēng模mú样yàng。三sān人rén牵qiān着zhe马mǎ转zhuǎn过guò石shí屏píng,石shí屏píng后hòu有yǒu两liǎng扇shàn石shí门mén,门mén上shàng有yǒu六liù个gè大dà字zì,乃nǎi是shì「毒dú敌dí山shān琵pí琶pá洞dòng」。八bā戒jiè无wú知zhī,上shàng前qián就jiù使shǐ钉dīng钯pá筑zhù门mén。行xíng者zhě急jí止zhǐ住zhù道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì莫mò忙máng。我wǒ们men随suí旋xuán风fēng赶gǎn便biàn赶gǎn到dào这zhè里lǐ,寻xún了le这zhè会huì,方fāng遇yù此cǐ门mén,又yòu不bù知zhī深shēn浅qiǎn如rú何hé。倘tǎng不bú是shì这zhè个gè门mén儿er,却què不bù惹rě他tā见jiàn怪guài?你nǐ两liǎng个gè且qiě牵qiān了le马mǎ,还huán转zhuǎn石shí屏píng前qián立lì等děng片piàn时shí,待dài老lǎo孙sūn进jìn去qù打dǎ听tīng打dǎ听tīng,察chá个gè有yǒu无wú虚xū实shí,却què好hǎo行xíng事shì。」沙shā僧sēng听tīng说shuō,大dà喜xǐ道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,正zhèng是shì粗cū中zhōng有yǒu细xì,果guǒ然rán急jí处chù从cóng宽kuān。」他tā二èr人rén牵qiān马mǎ回huí头tóu。

變作蜜蜂

孫sūn大dà聖shèng顯xiǎn個gè神shén通tōng,捻niǎn著zhe訣jué,念niàn個gè咒zhòu語yǔ,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn作zuò蜜mì蜂fēng兒er,真zhēn個gè輕qīng巧qiǎo。你nǐ看kàn他tā:孙sūn大dà圣shèng显xiǎn个gè神shén通tōng,捻niǎn着zhe诀jué,念niàn个gè咒zhòu语yǔ,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn作zuò蜜mì蜂fēng儿er,真zhēn个gè轻qīng巧qiǎo。你nǐ看kàn他tā:

翅chì薄báo隨suí風fēng軟ruǎn,腰yāo輕qīng映yìng日rì纖xiān。翅chì薄báo随suí风fēng软ruǎn,腰yāo轻qīng映yìng日rì纤xiān。
嘴zuǐ甜tián曾céng覓mì蕊ruǐ,尾wěi利lì善shàn降xiáng蟾chán。嘴zuǐ甜tián曾céng觅mì蕊ruǐ,尾wěi利lì善shàn降xiáng蟾chán。
釀niàng蜜mì功gōng何hé淺qiǎn,投tóu衙yá禮lǐ自zì謙qiān。酿niàng蜜mì功gōng何hé浅qiǎn,投tóu衙yá礼lǐ自zì谦qiān。
如rú今jīn施shī巧qiǎo計jì,飛fēi舞wǔ入rù門mén簷yán。如rú今jīn施shī巧qiǎo计jì,飞fēi舞wǔ入rù门mén簷yán。
花亭窺妖

行xíng者zhě自zì門mén瑕xiá處chù鑽zuān將jiāng進jìn去qù,飛fēi過guò二èr層céng門mén裡lǐ。只zhǐ見jiàn正zhèng當dāng中zhōng花huā亭tíng子zi上shàng端duān坐zuò著zhe一yí個gè女nǚ妖yāo,左zuǒ右yòu列liè幾jǐ個gè彩cǎi衣yī繡xiù服fú、丫yā髻jì兩liǎng揫jiū的de女nǚ童tóng,都dōu歡huān天tiān喜xǐ地dì,正zhèng不bù知zhī講jiǎng論lùn甚shén麼me。這zhè行xíng者zhě輕qīng輕qīng的de飛fēi上shàng去qù,釘dīng在zài那nà花huā亭tíng格gé子zi上shàng,側cè耳ěr才cái聽tīng,又yòu見jiàn兩liǎng個gè總zǒng角jiǎo蓬péng頭tóu女nǚ子zǐ,捧pěng兩liǎng盤pán熱rè騰téng騰téng的de麵miàn食shí,上shàng亭tíng來lái道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,一yì盤pán是shì人rén肉ròu餡xiàn的de葷hūn饝mó饝mó,一yì盤pán是shì鄧dèng沙shā餡xiàn的de素sù饝mó饝mó。」那nà女nǚ怪guài笑xiào道dào:「小xiǎo的de們men,攙chān出chū唐táng御yù弟dì來lái。」幾jǐ個gè彩cǎi衣yī繡xiù服fú的de女nǚ童tóng走zǒu向xiàng後hòu房fáng,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng扶fú出chū。那nà師shī父fù面miàn黃huáng唇chún白bái,眼yǎn紅hóng淚lèi滴dī。行xíng者zhě在zài暗àn中zhōng嗟jiē嘆tàn道dào:「師shī父fù中zhòng毒dú了le。」行xíng者zhě自zì门mén瑕xiá处chù钻zuān将jiāng进jìn去qù,飞fēi过guò二èr层céng门mén里lǐ。只zhǐ见jiàn正zhèng当dāng中zhōng花huā亭tíng子zi上shàng端duān坐zuò着zhe一yí个gè女nǚ妖yāo,左zuǒ右yòu列liè几jǐ个gè彩cǎi衣yī绣xiù服fú、丫yā髻jì两liǎng揫jiū的de女nǚ童tóng,都dōu欢huān天tiān喜xǐ地dì,正zhèng不bù知zhī讲jiǎng论lùn甚shén么me。这zhè行xíng者zhě轻qīng轻qīng的de飞fēi上shàng去qù,钉dīng在zài那nà花huā亭tíng格gé子zi上shàng,侧cè耳ěr才cái听tīng,又yòu见jiàn两liǎng个gè总zǒng角jiǎo蓬péng头tóu女nǚ子zǐ,捧pěng两liǎng盘pán热rè腾téng腾téng的de面miàn食shí,上shàng亭tíng来lái道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,一yì盘pán是shì人rén肉ròu馅xiàn的de荤hūn饝mó饝mó,一yì盘pán是shì邓dèng沙shā馅xiàn的de素sù饝mó饝mó。」那nà女nǚ怪guài笑xiào道dào:「小xiǎo的de们men,搀chān出chū唐táng御yù弟dì来lái。」几jǐ个gè彩cǎi衣yī绣xiù服fú的de女nǚ童tóng走zǒu向xiàng后hòu房fáng,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng扶fú出chū。那nà师shī父fù面miàn黄huáng唇chún白bái,眼yǎn红hóng泪lèi滴dī。行xíng者zhě在zài暗àn中zhōng嗟jiē叹tàn道dào:「师shī父fù中zhòng毒dú了le。」

求為道伴

那nà怪guài走zǒu下xià亭tíng,露lù春chūn蔥cōng十shí指zhǐ纖xiān纖xiān,扯chě住zhù長zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「御yù弟dì寬kuān心xīn。我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ雖suī不bú是shì西xī梁liáng女nǚ國guó的de宮gōng殿diàn,不bù比bǐ富fù貴guì奢shē華huá,其qí實shí卻què也yě清qīng閑xián自zì在zài,正zhèng好hǎo念niàn佛fó看kàn經jīng。我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ做zuò個gè道dào伴bàn兒er,真zhēn個gè是shì百bǎi歲suì和hé諧xié也yě。」三sān藏zàng不bù語yǔ。那nà怪guài道dào:「且qiě休xiū煩fán惱nǎo。我wǒ知zhī你nǐ在zài女nǚ國guó中zhōng赴fù宴yàn之zhī時shí,不bù曾céng進jìn得dé飲yǐn食shí。這zhè裡lǐ葷hūn素sù麵miàn飯fàn兩liǎng盤pán,憑píng你nǐ受shòu用yòng些xiē兒er壓yā驚jīng。」三sān藏zàng沉chén思sī默mò想xiǎng道dào:「我wǒ待dài不bù說shuō話huà,不bù吃chī東dōng西xī,此cǐ怪guài比bǐ那nà女nǚ王wáng不bù同tóng:女nǚ王wáng還hái是shì人rén身shēn,行xíng動dòng以yǐ禮lǐ;此cǐ怪guài乃nǎi是shì妖yāo神shén,恐kǒng為wéi加jiā害hài,奈nài何hé?我wǒ三sān個gè徒tú弟dì不bù知zhī我wǒ困kùn陷xiàn在zài於yú這zhè裡lǐ,倘tǎng或huò加jiā害hài,卻què不bù枉wǎng丟diū性xìng命mìng?」那nà怪guài走zǒu下xià亭tíng,露lù春chūn葱cōng十shí指zhǐ纤xiān纤xiān,扯chě住zhù长zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「御yù弟dì宽kuān心xīn。我wǒ这zhè里lǐ虽suī不bú是shì西xī梁liáng女nǚ国guó的de宫gōng殿diàn,不bù比bǐ富fù贵guì奢shē华huá,其qí实shí却què也yě清qīng闲xián自zì在zài,正zhèng好hǎo念niàn佛fó看kàn经jīng。我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ做zuò个gè道dào伴bàn儿er,真zhēn个gè是shì百bǎi岁suì和hé谐xié也yě。」三sān藏zàng不bù语yǔ。那nà怪guài道dào:「且qiě休xiū烦fán恼nǎo。我wǒ知zhī你nǐ在zài女nǚ国guó中zhōng赴fù宴yàn之zhī时shí,不bù曾céng进jìn得dé饮yǐn食shí。这zhè里lǐ荤hūn素sù面miàn饭fàn两liǎng盘pán,凭píng你nǐ受shòu用yòng些xiē儿er压yā惊jīng。」三sān藏zàng沉chén思sī默mò想xiǎng道dào:「我wǒ待dài不bù说shuō话huà,不bù吃chī东dōng西xī,此cǐ怪guài比bǐ那nà女nǚ王wáng不bù同tóng:女nǚ王wáng还hái是shì人rén身shēn,行xíng动dòng以yǐ礼lǐ;此cǐ怪guài乃nǎi是shì妖yāo神shén,恐kǒng为wéi加jiā害hài,奈nài何hé?我wǒ三sān个gè徒tú弟dì不bù知zhī我wǒ困kùn陷xiàn在zài于yú这zhè里lǐ,倘tǎng或huò加jiā害hài,却què不bù枉wǎng丢diū性xìng命mìng?」

葷素兩盤

以yǐ心xīn問wèn心xīn,無wú計jì所suǒ奈nài,只zhǐ得dé強qiǎng打dǎ精jīng神shén,開kāi口kǒu道dào:「葷hūn的de何hé如rú?素sù的de何hé如rú?」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「葷hūn的de是shì人rén肉ròu餡xiàn饝mó饝mó,素sù的de是shì鄧dèng沙shā餡xiàn饝mó饝mó。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「貧pín僧sēng吃chī素sù。」那nà怪guài笑xiào道dào:「女nǚ童tóng,看kàn熱rè茶chá來lái,與yǔ你nǐ家jiā長zhǎng爺yé爺ye吃chī素sù饝mó饝mó。」一yì女nǚ童tóng果guǒ捧pěng著zhe香xiāng茶chá一yì盞zhǎn,放fàng在zài長zhǎng老lǎo面miàn前qián。那nà怪guài將jiāng一yí個gè素sù饝mó饝mó劈pī破pò,遞dì與yǔ三sān藏zàng。三sān藏zàng將jiāng個gè葷hūn饝mó饝mó囫hú圇lún遞dì與yǔ女nǚ怪guài。女nǚ怪guài笑xiào道dào:「御yù弟dì,你nǐ怎zěn麼me不bù劈pī破pò與yǔ我wǒ?」三sān藏zàng合hé掌zhǎng道dào:「我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén,不bù敢gǎn破pò葷hūn。」那nà女nǚ怪guài道dào:「你nǐ出chū家jiā人rén不bù敢gǎn破pò葷hūn,怎zěn麼me前qián日rì在zài子zǐ母mǔ河hé邊biān吃chī水shuǐ高gāo,今jīn日rì又yòu好hǎo吃chī鄧dèng沙shā餡xiàn?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「水shuǐ高gāo船chuán去qù急jí,沙shā陷xiàn馬mǎ行xíng遲chí。」以yǐ心xīn问wèn心xīn,无wú计jì所suǒ奈nài,只zhǐ得dé强qiǎng打dǎ精jīng神shén,开kāi口kǒu道dào:「荤hūn的de何hé如rú?素sù的de何hé如rú?」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「荤hūn的de是shì人rén肉ròu馅xiàn饝mó饝mó,素sù的de是shì邓dèng沙shā馅xiàn饝mó饝mó。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「贫pín僧sēng吃chī素sù。」那nà怪guài笑xiào道dào:「女nǚ童tóng,看kàn热rè茶chá来lái,与yǔ你nǐ家jiā长zhǎng爷yé爷ye吃chī素sù饝mó饝mó。」一yì女nǚ童tóng果guǒ捧pěng着zhe香xiāng茶chá一yì盏zhǎn,放fàng在zài长zhǎng老lǎo面miàn前qián。那nà怪guài将jiāng一yí个gè素sù饝mó饝mó劈pī破pò,递dì与yǔ三sān藏zàng。三sān藏zàng将jiāng个gè荤hūn饝mó饝mó囫hú囵lún递dì与yǔ女nǚ怪guài。女nǚ怪guài笑xiào道dào:「御yù弟dì,你nǐ怎zěn么me不bù劈pī破pò与yǔ我wǒ?」三sān藏zàng合hé掌zhǎng道dào:「我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén,不bù敢gǎn破pò荤hūn。」那nà女nǚ怪guài道dào:「你nǐ出chū家jiā人rén不bù敢gǎn破pò荤hūn,怎zěn么me前qián日rì在zài子zǐ母mǔ河hé边biān吃chī水shuǐ高gāo,今jīn日rì又yòu好hǎo吃chī邓dèng沙shā馅xiàn?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「水shuǐ高gāo船chuán去qù急jí,沙shā陷xiàn马mǎ行xíng迟chí。」

現相掣棒

行xíng者zhě在zài格gé子zi眼yǎn聽tīng著zhe兩liǎng個gè言yán語yǔ相xiāng攀pān,恐kǒng怕pà師shī父fù亂luàn了le真zhēn性xìng,忍rěn不bú住zhù,現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng喝hè道dào:「孽niè畜chù無wú禮lǐ!」那nà女nǚ怪guài見jiàn了le,口kǒu噴pēn一yí道dào煙yān光guāng,把bǎ花huā亭tíng子zi罩zhào住zhù,教jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,收shōu了le御yù弟dì。」他tā卻què拿ná一yì柄bǐng三sān股gǔ鋼gāng叉chā,跳tiào出chū亭tíng門mén,罵mà道dào:「潑pō猴hóu憊bèi懶lǎn!怎zěn麼me敢gǎn私sī入rù吾wú家jiā,偷tōu窺kuī我wǒ容róng貌mào?不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī老lǎo娘niáng一yì叉chā。」這zhè大dà聖shèng使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng架jià住zhù,且qiě戰zhàn且qiě退tuì,二èr人rén打dǎ出chū洞dòng外wài。那nà八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng正zhèng在zài石shí屏píng前qián等děng候hòu,忽hū見jiàn他tā兩liǎng人rén爭zhēng持chí,慌huāng得de八bā戒jiè將jiāng白bái馬mǎ牽qiān過guò道dào:「沙shā僧sēng,你nǐ只zhǐ管guǎn看kān守shǒu行xíng李lǐ、馬mǎ匹pǐ,等děng老lǎo豬zhū去qù幫bāng打dǎ幫bāng打dǎ。」好hǎo獃dāi子zi,雙shuāng手shǒu舉jǔ鈀pá,趕gǎn上shàng前qián叫jiào道dào:「師shī兄xiōng靠kào後hòu,讓ràng我wǒ打dǎ這zhè潑pō賤jiàn。」行xíng者zhě在zài格gé子zi眼yǎn听tīng着zhe两liǎng个gè言yán语yǔ相xiāng攀pān,恐kǒng怕pà师shī父fù乱luàn了le真zhēn性xìng,忍rěn不bú住zhù,现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng喝hè道dào:「孽niè畜chù无wú礼lǐ!」那nà女nǚ怪guài见jiàn了le,口kǒu喷pēn一yí道dào烟yān光guāng,把bǎ花huā亭tíng子zi罩zhào住zhù,教jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,收shōu了le御yù弟dì。」他tā却què拿ná一yì柄bǐng三sān股gǔ钢gāng叉chā,跳tiào出chū亭tíng门mén,骂mà道dào:「泼pō猴hóu惫bèi懒lǎn!怎zěn么me敢gǎn私sī入rù吾wú家jiā,偷tōu窥kuī我wǒ容róng貌mào?不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī老lǎo娘niáng一yì叉chā。」这zhè大dà圣shèng使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng架jià住zhù,且qiě战zhàn且qiě退tuì,二èr人rén打dǎ出chū洞dòng外wài。那nà八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng正zhèng在zài石shí屏píng前qián等děng候hòu,忽hū见jiàn他tā两liǎng人rén争zhēng持chí,慌huāng得de八bā戒jiè将jiāng白bái马mǎ牵qiān过guò道dào:「沙shā僧sēng,你nǐ只zhǐ管guǎn看kān守shǒu行xíng李lǐ、马mǎ匹pǐ,等děng老lǎo猪zhū去qù帮bāng打dǎ帮bāng打dǎ。」好hǎo呆dāi子zi,双shuāng手shǒu举jǔ钯pá,赶gǎn上shàng前qián叫jiào道dào:「师shī兄xiōng靠kào后hòu,让ràng我wǒ打dǎ这zhè泼pō贱jiàn。」

女怪誇口

那nà怪guài見jiàn八bā戒jiè來lái,他tā又yòu使shǐ個gè手shǒu段duàn,呼hū了le一yì聲shēng,鼻bí中zhōng出chū火huǒ,口kǒu內nèi生shēng煙yān,把bǎ身shēn子zi抖dǒu了le一yì抖dǒu,三sān股gǔ叉chā飛fēi舞wǔ沖chōng迎yíng。那nà女nǚ怪guài也yě不bù知zhī有yǒu幾jǐ隻zhī手shǒu,沒méi頭tóu沒méi臉liǎn的de滾gǔn將jiāng來lái。這zhè行xíng者zhě與yǔ八bā戒jiè兩liǎng邊biān攻gōng住zhù。那nà怪guài道dào:「孫sūn悟wù空kōng,你nǐ好hǎo不bù識shí進jìn退tuì。我wǒ便biàn認rèn得dé你nǐ,你nǐ是shì不bú認rèn得dé我wǒ。你nǐ那nà雷léi音yīn寺sì裡lǐ佛fó如rú來lái,也yě還hái怕pà我wǒ哩li。量liàng你nǐ這zhè兩liǎng個gè毛máo人rén,到dào得dé那nǎ裡lǐ?都dōu上shàng來lái,一yí個gè個gè仔zǐ細xì看kàn打dǎ。」那nà怪guài见jiàn八bā戒jiè来lái,他tā又yòu使shǐ个gè手shǒu段duàn,呼hū了le一yì声shēng,鼻bí中zhōng出chū火huǒ,口kǒu内nèi生shēng烟yān,把bǎ身shēn子zi抖dǒu了le一yì抖dǒu,三sān股gǔ叉chā飞fēi舞wǔ冲chōng迎yíng。那nà女nǚ怪guài也yě不bù知zhī有yǒu几jǐ只zhī手shǒu,没méi头tóu没méi脸liǎn的de滚gǔn将jiāng来lái。这zhè行xíng者zhě与yǔ八bā戒jiè两liǎng边biān攻gōng住zhù。那nà怪guài道dào:「孙sūn悟wù空kōng,你nǐ好hǎo不bù识shí进jìn退tuì。我wǒ便biàn认rèn得dé你nǐ,你nǐ是shì不bú认rèn得dé我wǒ。你nǐ那nà雷léi音yīn寺sì里lǐ佛fó如rú来lái,也yě还hái怕pà我wǒ哩li。量liàng你nǐ这zhè两liǎng个gè毛máo人rén,到dào得dé那nǎ里lǐ?都dōu上shàng来lái,一yí个gè个gè仔zǐ细xì看kàn打dǎ。」

陰陽相鬥

這zhè一yì場cháng怎zěn見jiàn得dé好hǎo戰zhàn:这zhè一yì场cháng怎zěn见jiàn得dé好hǎo战zhàn:

女nǚ怪guài威wēi風fēng長zhǎng,猴hóu王wáng氣qì概gài興xīng。女nǚ怪guài威wēi风fēng长zhǎng,猴hóu王wáng气qì概gài兴xīng。
天tiān蓬péng元yuán帥shuài爭zhēng功gōng績jì,亂luàn舉jǔ釘dīng鈀pá要yào顯xiǎn能néng。天tiān蓬péng元yuán帅shuài争zhēng功gōng绩jì,乱luàn举jǔ钉dīng钯pá要yào显xiǎn能néng。
那nà一yí個gè手shǒu多duō叉chā緊jǐn煙yān光guāng繞rào,這zhè兩liǎng個gè性xìng急jí兵bīng強qiáng霧wù氣qì騰téng。那nà一yí个gè手shǒu多duō叉chā紧jǐn烟yān光guāng绕rào,这zhè两liǎng个gè性xìng急jí兵bīng强qiáng雾wù气qì腾téng。
女nǚ怪guài只zhǐ因yīn求qiú配pèi偶ǒu,男nán僧sēng怎zěn肯kěn泄xiè元yuán精jīng。女nǚ怪guài只zhǐ因yīn求qiú配pèi偶ǒu,男nán僧sēng怎zěn肯kěn泄xiè元yuán精jīng。
陰yīn陽yáng不bú對duì相xiāng持chí鬥dòu,各gè逞chěng雄xióng才cái恨hèn苦kǔ爭zhēng。阴yīn阳yáng不bú对duì相xiāng持chí斗dòu,各gè逞chěng雄xióng才cái恨hèn苦kǔ争zhēng。
陰yīn靜jìng養yǎng榮róng思sī動dòng動dòng,陽yáng收shōu息xī衛wèi愛ài清qīng清qīng。阴yīn静jìng养yǎng荣róng思sī动dòng动dòng,阳yáng收shōu息xī卫wèi爱ài清qīng清qīng。
致zhì令lìng兩liǎng處chù無wú和hé睦mù,叉chā鈀pá鐵tiě棒bàng賭dǔ輸shū贏yíng。致zhì令lìng两liǎng处chù无wú和hé睦mù,叉chā钯pá铁tiě棒bàng赌dǔ输shū赢yíng。
這zhè個gè棒bàng有yǒu力lì,鈀pá更gèng能néng,女nǚ怪guài鋼gāng叉chā丁dīng對duì丁dīng。这zhè个gè棒bàng有yǒu力lì,钯pá更gèng能néng,女nǚ怪guài钢gāng叉chā丁dīng对duì丁dīng。
毒dú敵dí山shān前qián三sān不bú讓ràng,琵pí琶pá洞dòng外wài兩liǎng無wú情qíng。毒dú敌dí山shān前qián三sān不bú让ràng,琵pí琶pá洞dòng外wài两liǎng无wú情qíng。
那nà一yí個gè喜xǐ得dé唐táng僧sēng諧xié鳳fèng侶lǚ,這zhè兩liǎng個gè必bì隨suí長zhǎng老lǎo取qǔ真zhēn經jīng。那nà一yí个gè喜xǐ得dé唐táng僧sēng谐xié凤fèng侣lǚ,这zhè两liǎng个gè必bì随suí长zhǎng老lǎo取qǔ真zhēn经jīng。
驚jīng天tiān動dòng地dì來lái相xiāng戰zhàn,只zhǐ殺shā得de日rì月yuè無wú光guāng星xīng斗dǒu更gēng。惊jīng天tiān动dòng地dì来lái相xiāng战zhàn,只zhǐ杀shā得de日rì月yuè无wú光guāng星xīng斗dǒu更gēng。
倒馬毒樁

三sān個gè戰zhàn鬥dòu多duō時shí,不bù分fēn勝shèng負fù。那nà女nǚ怪guài將jiāng身shēn一yí縱zòng,使shǐ出chū個gè倒dǎo馬mǎ毒dú樁zhuāng,不bù覺jué的de把bǎ大dà聖shèng頭tóu皮pí上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià。行xíng者zhě叫jiào聲shēng:「苦kǔ啊a!」忍rěn耐nài不bù得de,負fù痛tòng敗bài陣zhèn而ér走zǒu。八bā戒jiè見jiàn事shì不bù諧xié,拖tuō著zhe鈀pá撤chè身shēn而ér退tuì。那nà怪guài得dé了le勝shèng,收shōu了le鋼gāng叉chā。三sān个gè战zhàn斗dòu多duō时shí,不bù分fēn胜shèng负fù。那nà女nǚ怪guài将jiāng身shēn一yí纵zòng,使shǐ出chū个gè倒dǎo马mǎ毒dú桩zhuāng,不bù觉jué的de把bǎ大dà圣shèng头tóu皮pí上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià。行xíng者zhě叫jiào声shēng:「苦kǔ啊a!」忍rěn耐nài不bù得de,负fù痛tòng败bài阵zhèn而ér走zǒu。八bā戒jiè见jiàn事shì不bù谐xié,拖tuō着zhe钯pá撤chè身shēn而ér退tuì。那nà怪guài得dé了le胜shèng,收shōu了le钢gāng叉chā。

頭疼敗陣

行xíng者zhě抱bào頭tóu,皺zhòu眉méi苦kǔ面miàn,叫jiào聲shēng:「利lì害hài!利lì害hài!」八bā戒jiè到dào跟gēn前qián問wèn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ怎zěn麼me正zhèng戰zhàn到dào好hǎo處chù,卻què就jiù叫jiào苦kǔ連lián天tiān的de走zǒu了le?」行xíng者zhě抱bào著zhe頭tóu,只zhǐ叫jiào:「疼téng疼téng疼téng。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「想xiǎng是shì你nǐ頭tóu風fēng發fā了le?」行xíng者zhě跳tiào道dào:「不bú是shì,不bú是shì。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ不bù曾céng見jiàn你nǐ受shòu傷shāng,卻què頭tóu疼téng,何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě哼hēng哼hēng的de道dào:「了liǎo不bù得de,了liǎo不bù得de。我wǒ與yǔ他tā正zhèng然rán打dǎ處chù,他tā見jiàn我wǒ破pò了le他tā的de叉chā勢shì,他tā就jiù把bǎ身shēn子zi一yí縱zòng,不bù知zhī是shì件jiàn甚shén麼me兵bīng器qì,著zhuó我wǒ頭tóu上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià,就jiù這zhè般bān頭tóu疼téng難nán禁jīn,故gù此cǐ敗bài了le陣zhèn來lái。」行xíng者zhě抱bào头tóu,皱zhòu眉méi苦kǔ面miàn,叫jiào声shēng:「利lì害hài!利lì害hài!」八bā戒jiè到dào跟gēn前qián问wèn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ怎zěn么me正zhèng战zhàn到dào好hǎo处chù,却què就jiù叫jiào苦kǔ连lián天tiān的de走zǒu了le?」行xíng者zhě抱bào着zhe头tóu,只zhǐ叫jiào:「疼téng疼téng疼téng。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「想xiǎng是shì你nǐ头tóu风fēng发fā了le?」行xíng者zhě跳tiào道dào:「不bú是shì,不bú是shì。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ不bù曾céng见jiàn你nǐ受shòu伤shāng,却què头tóu疼téng,何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě哼hēng哼hēng的de道dào:「了liǎo不bù得de,了liǎo不bù得de。我wǒ与yǔ他tā正zhèng然rán打dǎ处chù,他tā见jiàn我wǒ破pò了le他tā的de叉chā势shì,他tā就jiù把bǎ身shēn子zi一yí纵zòng,不bù知zhī是shì件jiàn甚shén么me兵bīng器qì,着zhuó我wǒ头tóu上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià,就jiù这zhè般bān头tóu疼téng难nán禁jīn,故gù此cǐ败bài了le阵zhèn来lái。」

誇頭遭傷

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「只zhǐ這zhè等děng靜jìng處chù常cháng誇kuā口kǒu,說shuō你nǐ的de頭tóu是shì修xiū煉liàn過guò的de。卻què怎zěn麼me就jiù不bù禁jīn這zhè一yí下xià扎zhā?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì。我wǒ這zhè頭tóu,自zì從cóng修xiū煉liàn成chéng真zhēn,盜dào食shí了le蟠pán桃táo仙xiān酒jiǔ、老lǎo子zǐ金jīn丹dān,大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng時shí,又yòu被bèi玉yù帝dì差chāi大dà力lì鬼guǐ王wáng、二èr十shí八bā宿xiù,押yā赴fù斗dǒu牛niú宮gōng處chù處chù斬zhǎn,那nà些xiē神shén將jiàng使shǐ刀dāo斧fǔ鎚chuí劍jiàn,雷léi打dǎ火huǒ燒shāo;及jí老lǎo子zǐ把bǎ我wǒ安ān於yú八bā卦guà爐lú,煅duàn煉liàn四sì十shí九jiǔ日rì:俱jù未wèi傷shāng損sǔn。今jīn日rì不bù知zhī這zhè婦fù人rén用yòng的de是shì甚shén麼me兵bīng器qì,把bǎ老lǎo孫sūn頭tóu弄nòng傷shāng也yě。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ放fàng了le手shǒu,等děng我wǒ看kàn看kàn,莫mò破pò了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú破pò,不bú破pò。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ去qù西xī梁liáng國guó討tǎo個gè膏gāo藥yào你nǐ貼tiē貼tiē。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「又yòu不bù瘇zhǒng不bú破pò,怎zěn麼me貼tiē得de膏gāo藥yào?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ的de胎tāi前qián產chǎn後hòu病bìng倒dào不bù曾céng有yǒu,你nǐ倒dào弄nòng了le個gè腦nǎo門mén癰yōng了le。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「只zhǐ这zhè等děng静jìng处chù常cháng夸kuā口kǒu,说shuō你nǐ的de头tóu是shì修xiū炼liàn过guò的de。却què怎zěn么me就jiù不bù禁jīn这zhè一yí下xià扎zhā?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì。我wǒ这zhè头tóu,自zì从cóng修xiū炼liàn成chéng真zhēn,盗dào食shí了le蟠pán桃táo仙xiān酒jiǔ、老lǎo子zǐ金jīn丹dān,大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng时shí,又yòu被bèi玉yù帝dì差chāi大dà力lì鬼guǐ王wáng、二èr十shí八bā宿xiù,押yā赴fù斗dǒu牛niú宫gōng处chù处chù斩zhǎn,那nà些xiē神shén将jiàng使shǐ刀dāo斧fǔ锤chuí剑jiàn,雷léi打dǎ火huǒ烧shāo;及jí老lǎo子zǐ把bǎ我wǒ安ān于yú八bā卦guà炉lú,煅duàn炼liàn四sì十shí九jiǔ日rì:俱jù未wèi伤shāng损sǔn。今jīn日rì不bù知zhī这zhè妇fù人rén用yòng的de是shì甚shén么me兵bīng器qì,把bǎ老lǎo孙sūn头tóu弄nòng伤shāng也yě。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ放fàng了le手shǒu,等děng我wǒ看kàn看kàn,莫mò破pò了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú破pò,不bú破pò。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ去qù西xī梁liáng国guó讨tǎo个gè膏gāo药yào你nǐ贴tiē贴tiē。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「又yòu不bù瘇zhǒng不bú破pò,怎zěn么me贴tiē得de膏gāo药yào?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,我wǒ的de胎tāi前qián产chǎn后hòu病bìng倒dào不bù曾céng有yǒu,你nǐ倒dào弄nòng了le个gè脑nǎo门mén痈yōng了le。」

行者細述

沙shā僧sēng道dào:「二èr哥gē且qiě休xiū取qǔ笑xiào。如rú今jīn天tiān色sè晚wǎn矣yǐ,大dà哥gē傷shāng了le頭tóu,師shī父fù又yòu不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó,怎zěn的de是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě哼hēng道dào:「師shī父fù沒méi事shì。我wǒ進jìn去qù時shí,變biàn作zuò蜜mì蜂fēng兒er,飛fēi入rù裡lǐ面miàn,見jiàn那nà婦fù人rén坐zuò在zài花huā亭tíng子zi上shàng。少shǎo頃qǐng,兩liǎng個gè丫yā鬟huán捧pěng兩liǎng盤pán饝mó饝mó:一yì盤pán是shì人rén肉ròu餡xiàn,葷hūn的de;一yì盤pán是shì鄧dèng沙shā餡xiàn,素sù的de。又yòu著zhuó兩liǎng個gè女nǚ童tóng扶fú師shī父fù出chū來lái吃chī一yí個gè壓yā驚jīng,又yòu要yào與yǔ師shī父fù做zuò甚shén麼me道dào伴bàn兒er。師shī父fù始shǐ初chū不bù與yǔ那nà婦fù人rén答dá話huà,也yě不bù吃chī饝mó饝mó。後hòu見jiàn他tā甜tián言yán美měi語yǔ,不bù知zhī怎zěn麼me,就jiù開kāi口kǒu說shuō話huà,卻què說shuō吃chī素sù的de。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「二èr哥gē且qiě休xiū取qǔ笑xiào。如rú今jīn天tiān色sè晚wǎn矣yǐ,大dà哥gē伤shāng了le头tóu,师shī父fù又yòu不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó,怎zěn的de是shì好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě哼hēng道dào:「师shī父fù没méi事shì。我wǒ进jìn去qù时shí,变biàn作zuò蜜mì蜂fēng儿er,飞fēi入rù里lǐ面miàn,见jiàn那nà妇fù人rén坐zuò在zài花huā亭tíng子zi上shàng。少shǎo顷qǐng,两liǎng个gè丫yā鬟huán捧pěng两liǎng盘pán饝mó饝mó:一yì盘pán是shì人rén肉ròu馅xiàn,荤hūn的de;一yì盘pán是shì邓dèng沙shā馅xiàn,素sù的de。又yòu着zhuó两liǎng个gè女nǚ童tóng扶fú师shī父fù出chū来lái吃chī一yí个gè压yā惊jīng,又yòu要yào与yǔ师shī父fù做zuò甚shén么me道dào伴bàn儿er。师shī父fù始shǐ初chū不bù与yǔ那nà妇fù人rén答dá话huà,也yě不bù吃chī饝mó饝mó。后hòu见jiàn他tā甜tián言yán美měi语yǔ,不bù知zhī怎zěn么me,就jiù开kāi口kǒu说shuō话huà,却què说shuō吃chī素sù的de。

上項事情

那nà婦fù人rén就jiù將jiāng一yí個gè素sù的de劈pī開kāi,遞dì與yǔ師shī父fù。師shī父fù將jiāng個gè囫hú圇lún葷hūn的de遞dì與yǔ那nà婦fù人rén。婦fù人rén道dào:『怎zěn不bù劈pī破pò?』師shī父fù道dào:『出chū家jiā人rén不bù敢gǎn破pò葷hūn。』那nà婦fù人rén道dào:『既jì不bú破pò葷hūn,前qián日rì怎zěn麼me在zài子zǐ母mǔ河hé邊biān飲yǐn水shuǐ高gāo,今jīn日rì又yòu好hǎo吃chī鄧dèng沙shā餡xiàn?』師shī父fù不bù解jiě其qí意yì,答dá他tā兩liǎng句jù道dào:『水shuǐ高gāo船chuán去qù急jí,沙shā陷xiàn馬mǎ行xíng遲chí。』我wǒ在zài格gé子zi上shàng聽tīng見jiàn,恐kǒng怕pà師shī父fù亂luàn性xìng,便biàn就jiù現xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,掣chè棒bàng就jiù打dǎ。他tā也yě使shǐ神shén通tōng,噴pēn出chū煙yān霧wù,叫jiào『收shōu了le御yù弟dì』,就jiù掄lūn鋼gāng叉chā,與yǔ老lǎo孫sūn打dǎ出chū洞dòng來lái也yě。」沙shā僧sēng聽tīng說shuō,咬yǎo指zhǐ道dào:「這zhè潑pō賤jiàn也yě不bù知zhī從cóng那nǎ裡lǐ就jiù隨suí將jiāng我wǒ們men來lái,把bǎ上shàng項xiàng事shì情qíng都dōu知zhī道dào了le。」那nà妇fù人rén就jiù将jiāng一yí个gè素sù的de劈pī开kāi,递dì与yǔ师shī父fù。师shī父fù将jiāng个gè囫hú囵lún荤hūn的de递dì与yǔ那nà妇fù人rén。妇fù人rén道dào:『怎zěn不bù劈pī破pò?』师shī父fù道dào:『出chū家jiā人rén不bù敢gǎn破pò荤hūn。』那nà妇fù人rén道dào:『既jì不bú破pò荤hūn,前qián日rì怎zěn么me在zài子zǐ母mǔ河hé边biān饮yǐn水shuǐ高gāo,今jīn日rì又yòu好hǎo吃chī邓dèng沙shā馅xiàn?』师shī父fù不bù解jiě其qí意yì,答dá他tā两liǎng句jù道dào:『水shuǐ高gāo船chuán去qù急jí,沙shā陷xiàn马mǎ行xíng迟chí。』我wǒ在zài格gé子zi上shàng听tīng见jiàn,恐kǒng怕pà师shī父fù乱luàn性xìng,便biàn就jiù现xiàn了le原yuán身shēn,掣chè棒bàng就jiù打dǎ。他tā也yě使shǐ神shén通tōng,喷pēn出chū烟yān雾wù,叫jiào『收shōu了le御yù弟dì』,就jiù抡lūn钢gāng叉chā,与yǔ老lǎo孙sūn打dǎ出chū洞dòng来lái也yě。」沙shā僧sēng听tīng说shuō,咬yǎo指zhǐ道dào:「这zhè泼pō贱jiàn也yě不bù知zhī从cóng那nǎ里lǐ就jiù随suí将jiāng我wǒ们men来lái,把bǎ上shàng项xiàng事shì情qíng都dōu知zhī道dào了le。」

坡下安歇

八bā戒jiè道dào:「這zhè等děng說shuō,便biàn我wǒ們men安ān歇xiē不bù成chéng。莫mò管guǎn甚shén麼me黃huáng昏hūn半bàn夜yè,且qiě去qù他tā門mén上shàng索suǒ戰zhàn,嚷rǎng嚷rǎng鬧nào鬧nào,攪jiǎo他tā個gè不bú睡shuì,莫mò教jiào他tā捉zhuō弄nòng了le我wǒ師shī父fù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「頭tóu疼téng,去qù不bù得de。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「不bù須xū索suǒ戰zhàn:一yī則zé師shī兄xiōng頭tóu痛tòng;二èr來lái我wǒ師shī父fù是shì個gè真zhēn僧sēng,決jué不bù以yǐ色sè空kōng亂luàn性xìng。且qiě就jiù在zài山shān坡pō下xià,閉bì風fēng處chù坐zuò這zhè一yí夜yè,養yǎng養yǎng精jīng神shén,待dài天tiān明míng再zài作zuò理lǐ會huì。」遂suì此cǐ三sān個gè弟dì兄xiōng拴shuān牢láo白bái馬mǎ,守shǒu護hù行xíng囊náng,就jiù在zài坡pō下xià安ān歇xiē不bù題tí。八bā戒jiè道dào:「这zhè等děng说shuō,便biàn我wǒ们men安ān歇xiē不bù成chéng。莫mò管guǎn甚shén么me黄huáng昏hūn半bàn夜yè,且qiě去qù他tā门mén上shàng索suǒ战zhàn,嚷rǎng嚷rǎng闹nào闹nào,搅jiǎo他tā个gè不bú睡shuì,莫mò教jiào他tā捉zhuō弄nòng了le我wǒ师shī父fù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「头tóu疼téng,去qù不bù得de。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「不bù须xū索suǒ战zhàn:一yī则zé师shī兄xiōng头tóu痛tòng;二èr来lái我wǒ师shī父fù是shì个gè真zhēn僧sēng,决jué不bù以yǐ色sè空kōng乱luàn性xìng。且qiě就jiù在zài山shān坡pō下xià,闭bì风fēng处chù坐zuò这zhè一yí夜yè,养yǎng养yǎng精jīng神shén,待dài天tiān明míng再zài作zuò理lǐ会huì。」遂suì此cǐ三sān个gè弟dì兄xiōng拴shuān牢láo白bái马mǎ,守shǒu护hù行xíng囊náng,就jiù在zài坡pō下xià安ān歇xiē不bù题tí。

香房交歡

卻què說shuō那nà女nǚ怪guài放fàng下xià兇xiōng惡è之zhī心xīn,重chóng整zhěng歡huān愉yú之zhī色sè,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,把bǎ前qián後hòu門mén都dōu關guān緊jǐn了le。」又yòu使shǐ兩liǎng個gè支zhī更gēng,防fáng守shǒu行xíng者zhě,但dàn聽tīng門mén響xiǎng,即jí時shí通tōng報bào。卻què又yòu教jiào:「女nǚ童tóng,將jiāng臥wò房fáng收shōu拾shí齊qí整zhěng,掌zhǎng燭zhú焚fén香xiāng,請qǐng唐táng御yù弟dì來lái,我wǒ與yǔ他tā交jiāo歡huān。」遂suì把bǎ長zhǎng老lǎo從cóng後hòu邊biān攙chān出chū。那nà女nǚ怪guài弄nòng出chū十shí分fēn嬌jiāo媚mèi之zhī態tài,攜xié定dìng唐táng僧sēng道dào:「常cháng言yán:『黃huáng金jīn未wèi為wéi貴guì,安ān樂lè值zhí錢qián多duō。』且qiě和hé你nǐ做zuò會huì夫fū妻qī兒er耍shuǎ子zi去qù也yě。」這zhè長zhǎng老lǎo咬yǎo定dìng牙yá關guān,聲shēng也yě不bú透tòu。欲yù待dài不bú去qù,恐kǒng他tā生shēng心xīn害hài命mìng,只zhǐ得dé戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,跟gēn著zhe他tā步bù入rù香xiāng房fáng。卻què如rú痴chī如rú啞yǎ,那nǎ裡lǐ擡tái頭tóu舉jǔ目mù,更gèng不bù曾céng看kàn他tā房fáng裡lǐ是shì甚shén床chuáng鋪pù幔màn帳zhàng,也yě不bù知zhī有yǒu甚shén箱xiāng籠lóng梳shū妝zhuāng。那nà女nǚ怪guài說shuō出chū的de雨yǔ意yì雲yún情qíng,亦yì漠mò然rán無wú聽tīng。却què说shuō那nà女nǚ怪guài放fàng下xià凶xiōng恶è之zhī心xīn,重chóng整zhěng欢huān愉yú之zhī色sè,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,把bǎ前qián后hòu门mén都dōu关guān紧jǐn了le。」又yòu使shǐ两liǎng个gè支zhī更gēng,防fáng守shǒu行xíng者zhě,但dàn听tīng门mén响xiǎng,即jí时shí通tōng报bào。却què又yòu教jiào:「女nǚ童tóng,将jiāng卧wò房fáng收shōu拾shí齐qí整zhěng,掌zhǎng烛zhú焚fén香xiāng,请qǐng唐táng御yù弟dì来lái,我wǒ与yǔ他tā交jiāo欢huān。」遂suì把bǎ长zhǎng老lǎo从cóng后hòu边biān搀chān出chū。那nà女nǚ怪guài弄nòng出chū十shí分fēn娇jiāo媚mèi之zhī态tài,携xié定dìng唐táng僧sēng道dào:「常cháng言yán:『黄huáng金jīn未wèi为wéi贵guì,安ān乐lè值zhí钱qián多duō。』且qiě和hé你nǐ做zuò会huì夫fū妻qī儿er耍shuǎ子zi去qù也yě。」这zhè长zhǎng老lǎo咬yǎo定dìng牙yá关guān,声shēng也yě不bú透tòu。欲yù待dài不bú去qù,恐kǒng他tā生shēng心xīn害hài命mìng,只zhǐ得dé战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,跟gēn着zhe他tā步bù入rù香xiāng房fáng。却què如rú痴chī如rú哑yǎ,那nǎ里lǐ抬tái头tóu举jǔ目mù,更gèng不bù曾céng看kàn他tā房fáng里lǐ是shì甚shén床chuáng铺pù幔màn帐zhàng,也yě不bù知zhī有yǒu甚shén箱xiāng笼lóng梳shū妆zhuāng。那nà女nǚ怪guài说shuō出chū的de雨yǔ意yì云yún情qíng,亦yì漠mò然rán无wú听tīng。

禪心不亂

好hǎo和hé尚shàng,真zhēn是shì:好hǎo和hé尚shàng,真zhēn是shì:

目mù不bú視shì惡è色sè,耳ěr不bù聽tīng淫yín聲shēng。目mù不bú视shì恶è色sè,耳ěr不bù听tīng淫yín声shēng。
他tā把bǎ這zhè錦jǐn繡xiù嬌jiāo容róng如rú糞fèn土tǔ,金jīn珠zhū美měi貌mào若ruò灰huī塵chén。他tā把bǎ这zhè锦jǐn绣xiù娇jiāo容róng如rú粪fèn土tǔ,金jīn珠zhū美měi貌mào若ruò灰huī尘chén。
一yì生shēng只zhǐ愛ài參cān禪chán,半bàn步bù不bù離lí佛fó地dì。一yì生shēng只zhǐ爱ài参cān禅chán,半bàn步bù不bù离lí佛fó地dì。
那nǎ裡lǐ會huì惜xī玉yù憐lián香xiāng,只zhǐ曉xiǎo得dé修xiū真zhēn養yǎng性xìng。那nǎ里lǐ会huì惜xī玉yù怜lián香xiāng,只zhǐ晓xiǎo得dé修xiū真zhēn养yǎng性xìng。
那nà女nǚ怪guài活huó潑pō潑pō,春chūn意yì無wú邊biān;那nà女nǚ怪guài活huó泼pō泼pō,春chūn意yì无wú边biān;
這zhè長zhǎng老lǎo死sǐ丁dīng丁dīng,禪chán機jī有yǒu在zài。这zhè长zhǎng老lǎo死sǐ丁dīng丁dīng,禅chán机jī有yǒu在zài。
一yí個gè似sì軟ruǎn玉yù溫wēn香xiāng,一yí個gè如rú死sǐ灰huī槁gǎo木mù。一yí个gè似sì软ruǎn玉yù温wēn香xiāng,一yí个gè如rú死sǐ灰huī槁gǎo木mù。
那nà一yí個gè展zhǎn鴛yuān衾qīn,淫yín興xìng濃nóng濃nóng;那nà一yí个gè展zhǎn鸳yuān衾qīn,淫yín兴xìng浓nóng浓nóng;
這zhè一yí個gè束shù褊biǎn衫shān,丹dān心xīn耿gěng耿gěng。这zhè一yí个gè束shù褊biǎn衫shān,丹dān心xīn耿gěng耿gěng。
那nà個gè要yào貼tiē胸xiōng交jiāo股gǔ和hé鸞luán鳳fèng,這zhè個gè要yào面miàn壁bì歸guī山shān訪fǎng達dá摩mó。那nà个gè要yào贴tiē胸xiōng交jiāo股gǔ和hé鸾luán凤fèng,这zhè个gè要yào面miàn壁bì归guī山shān访fǎng达dá摩mó。
女nǚ怪guài解jiě衣yī,賣mài弄nòng他tā肌jī香xiāng膚fū膩nì;女nǚ怪guài解jiě衣yī,卖mài弄nòng他tā肌jī香xiāng肤fū腻nì;
唐táng僧sēng斂liǎn衽rèn,緊jǐn藏cáng了le糙cāo肉ròu粗cū皮pí。唐táng僧sēng敛liǎn衽rèn,紧jǐn藏cáng了le糙cāo肉ròu粗cū皮pí。
女nǚ怪guài道dào:「我wǒ枕zhěn剩shèng衾qīn閑xián何hé不bú睡shuì?」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「我wǒ枕zhěn剩shèng衾qīn闲xián何hé不bú睡shuì?」
唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ頭tóu光guāng服fú異yì怎zěn相xiāng陪péi?」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ头tóu光guāng服fú异yì怎zěn相xiāng陪péi?」
那nà個gè道dào:「我wǒ願yuàn作zuò前qián朝cháo柳liǔ翠cuì翠cuì。」那nà个gè道dào:「我wǒ愿yuàn作zuò前qián朝cháo柳liǔ翠cuì翠cuì。」
這zhè個gè道dào:「貧pín僧sēng不bú是shì月yuè闍shé黎lí。」这zhè个gè道dào:「贫pín僧sēng不bú是shì月yuè阇shé黎lí。」
女nǚ怪guài道dào:「我wǒ美měi若ruò西xī施shī還hái嬝niǎo娜nuó。」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「我wǒ美měi若ruò西xī施shī还hái嬝niǎo娜nuó。」
唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ越yuè王wáng因yīn此cǐ久jiǔ埋mái屍shī。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ越yuè王wáng因yīn此cǐ久jiǔ埋mái尸shī。」
女nǚ怪guài道dào:「御yù弟dì,你nǐ記jì得dé『寧nìng教jiào花huā下xià死sǐ,做zuò鬼guǐ也yě風fēng流liú?』」女nǚ怪guài道dào:「御yù弟dì,你nǐ记jì得dé『宁nìng教jiào花huā下xià死sǐ,做zuò鬼guǐ也yě风fēng流liú?』」
唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ的de真zhēn陽yáng為wéi至zhì寶bǎo,怎zěn肯kěn輕qīng與yǔ你nǐ這zhè粉fěn骷kū髏lóu……」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ的de真zhēn阳yáng为wéi至zhì宝bǎo,怎zěn肯kěn轻qīng与yǔ你nǐ这zhè粉fěn骷kū髅lóu……」
一夜無詞

他tā兩liǎng個gè散sǎn言yán碎suì語yǔ的de,直zhí鬥dòu到dào更gēng深shēn,唐táng長zhǎng老lǎo全quán不bú動dòng念niàn。那nà女nǚ怪guài扯chě扯chě拉lā拉lā的de不bú放fàng,這zhè師shī父fù只zhǐ是shì老lǎo老lǎo成chéng成chéng的de不bù肯kěn。直zhí纏chán到dào有yǒu半bàn夜yè時shí候hòu,把bǎ那nà怪guài弄nòng得de惱nǎo了le,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,拿ná繩shéng來lái。」可kě憐lián將jiāng一yí個gè心xīn愛ài的de人rén兒er,一yì條tiáo繩shéng,綑kǔn的de像xiàng個gè猱náo獅shī模mú樣yàng。又yòu教jiào拖tuō在zài房fáng廊láng下xià去qù,卻què吹chuī滅miè銀yín燈dēng,各gè歸guī寢qǐn處chù。一yí夜yè無wú詞cí。他tā两liǎng个gè散sǎn言yán碎suì语yǔ的de,直zhí斗dòu到dào更gēng深shēn,唐táng长zhǎng老lǎo全quán不bú动dòng念niàn。那nà女nǚ怪guài扯chě扯chě拉lā拉lā的de不bú放fàng,这zhè师shī父fù只zhǐ是shì老lǎo老lǎo成chéng成chéng的de不bù肯kěn。直zhí缠chán到dào有yǒu半bàn夜yè时shí候hòu,把bǎ那nà怪guài弄nòng得de恼nǎo了le,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,拿ná绳shéng来lái。」可kě怜lián将jiāng一yí个gè心xīn爱ài的de人rén儿er,一yì条tiáo绳shéng,捆kǔn的de像xiàng个gè猱náo狮shī模mú样yàng。又yòu教jiào拖tuō在zài房fáng廊láng下xià去qù,却què吹chuī灭miè银yín灯dēng,各gè归guī寝qǐn处chù。一yí夜yè无wú词cí。

雞聲三唱

不bù覺jué的de雞jī聲shēng三sān唱chàng。那nà山shān坡pō下xià孫sūn大dà聖shèng欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「我wǒ這zhè頭tóu疼téng了le一yí會huì,到dào如rú今jīn也yě不bù疼téng不bù麻má,只zhǐ是shì有yǒu些xiē作zuò癢yǎng。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「癢yǎng便biàn再zài教jiào他tā扎zhā一yí下xià,何hé如rú?」行xíng者zhě啐cuì了le一yì口kǒu道dào:「放fàng放fàng放fàng。」八bā戒jiè又yòu笑xiào道dào:「放fàng放fàng放fàng,我wǒ師shī父fù這zhè一yí夜yè倒dào浪làng浪làng浪làng。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「且qiě莫mò鬥dòu口kǒu。天tiān亮liàng了le,快kuài趕gǎn早zǎo兒er捉zhuō妖yāo怪guài去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ只zhǐ管guǎn在zài此cǐ守shǒu馬mǎ,休xiū得dé動dòng身shēn。豬zhū八bā戒jiè跟gēn我wǒ去qù。」不bù觉jué的de鸡jī声shēng三sān唱chàng。那nà山shān坡pō下xià孙sūn大dà圣shèng欠qiàn身shēn道dào:「我wǒ这zhè头tóu疼téng了le一yí会huì,到dào如rú今jīn也yě不bù疼téng不bù麻má,只zhǐ是shì有yǒu些xiē作zuò痒yǎng。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「痒yǎng便biàn再zài教jiào他tā扎zhā一yí下xià,何hé如rú?」行xíng者zhě啐cuì了le一yì口kǒu道dào:「放fàng放fàng放fàng。」八bā戒jiè又yòu笑xiào道dào:「放fàng放fàng放fàng,我wǒ师shī父fù这zhè一yí夜yè倒dào浪làng浪làng浪làng。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「且qiě莫mò斗dòu口kǒu。天tiān亮liàng了le,快kuài赶gǎn早zǎo儿er捉zhuō妖yāo怪guài去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ只zhǐ管guǎn在zài此cǐ守shǒu马mǎ,休xiū得dé动dòng身shēn。猪zhū八bā戒jiè跟gēn我wǒ去qù。」

乾魚貓枕

那nà獃dāi子zi抖dǒu擻sǒu精jīng神shén,束shù一yí束shù皂zào錦jǐn直zhí裰duō,相xiāng隨suí行xíng者zhě,各gè帶dài了le兵bīng器qì,跳tiào上shàng山shān崖yá,徑jìng至zhì石shí屏píng之zhī下xià。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ且qiě立lì住zhù。只zhǐ怕pà這zhè怪guài物wù夜yè裡lǐ傷shāng了le師shī父fù,先xiān等děng我wǒ進jìn去qù打dǎ聽tīng打dǎ聽tīng。倘tǎng若ruò被bèi他tā哄hǒng了le,喪sàng了le元yuán陽yáng,真zhēn個gè虧kuī了le德dé行xíng,卻què就jiù大dà家jiā散sàn火huǒ;若ruò不bú亂luàn性xìng情qíng,禪chán心xīn未wèi動dòng,卻què好hǎo努nǔ力lì相xiāng持chí,打dǎ死sǐ精jīng怪guài,救jiù師shī西xī去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ好hǎo痴chī啞yǎ。常cháng言yán道dào:『乾gān魚yú可kě好hǎo與yǔ貓māo兒er作zuò枕zhěn頭tóu?』就jiù不bù如rú此cǐ,就jiù不bù如rú此cǐ,也yě要yào抓zhuā你nǐ幾jǐ把bǎ是shì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò胡hú疑yí亂luàn說shuō,待dài我wǒ看kàn去qù。」那nà呆dāi子zi抖dǒu擞sǒu精jīng神shén,束shù一yí束shù皂zào锦jǐn直zhí裰duō,相xiāng随suí行xíng者zhě,各gè带dài了le兵bīng器qì,跳tiào上shàng山shān崖yá,径jìng至zhì石shí屏píng之zhī下xià。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ且qiě立lì住zhù。只zhǐ怕pà这zhè怪guài物wù夜yè里lǐ伤shāng了le师shī父fù,先xiān等děng我wǒ进jìn去qù打dǎ听tīng打dǎ听tīng。倘tǎng若ruò被bèi他tā哄hǒng了le,丧sàng了le元yuán阳yáng,真zhēn个gè亏kuī了le德dé行xíng,却què就jiù大dà家jiā散sàn火huǒ;若ruò不bú乱luàn性xìng情qíng,禅chán心xīn未wèi动dòng,却què好hǎo努nǔ力lì相xiāng持chí,打dǎ死sǐ精jīng怪guài,救jiù师shī西xī去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ好hǎo痴chī哑yǎ。常cháng言yán道dào:『干gān鱼yú可kě好hǎo与yǔ猫māo儿er作zuò枕zhěn头tóu?』就jiù不bù如rú此cǐ,就jiù不bù如rú此cǐ,也yě要yào抓zhuā你nǐ几jǐ把bǎ是shì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò胡hú疑yí乱luàn说shuō,待dài我wǒ看kàn去qù。」

衣不解帶

行xíng者zhě輕qīng輕qīng的de釘dīng在zài唐táng僧sēng頭tóu上shàng,叫jiào:「師shī父fù。」唐táng僧sēng認rèn得dé聲shēng音yīn,道dào:「悟wù空kōng來lái了le?快kuài救jiù我wǒ命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「夜yè來lái好hǎo事shì如rú何hé?」三sān藏zàng咬yǎo牙yá道dào:「我wǒ寧nìng死sǐ也yě不bù肯kěn如rú此cǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「昨zuó日rì我wǒ見jiàn他tā有yǒu相xiāng憐lián相xiāng愛ài之zhī意yì,卻què怎zěn麼me今jīn日rì把bǎ你nǐ這zhè般bān挫cuò折zhé?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「他tā把bǎ我wǒ纏chán了le半bàn夜yè,我wǒ衣yī不bù解jiě帶dài,身shēn未wèi沾zhān床chuáng。他tā見jiàn我wǒ不bù肯kěn相xiāng從cóng,才cái綑kǔn我wǒ在zài此cǐ。你nǐ千qiān萬wàn救jiù我wǒ取qǔ經jīng去qù也yě。」行xíng者zhě轻qīng轻qīng的de钉dīng在zài唐táng僧sēng头tóu上shàng,叫jiào:「师shī父fù。」唐táng僧sēng认rèn得dé声shēng音yīn,道dào:「悟wù空kōng来lái了le?快kuài救jiù我wǒ命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「夜yè来lái好hǎo事shì如rú何hé?」三sān藏zàng咬yǎo牙yá道dào:「我wǒ宁nìng死sǐ也yě不bù肯kěn如rú此cǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「昨zuó日rì我wǒ见jiàn他tā有yǒu相xiāng怜lián相xiāng爱ài之zhī意yì,却què怎zěn么me今jīn日rì把bǎ你nǐ这zhè般bān挫cuò折zhé?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「他tā把bǎ我wǒ缠chán了le半bàn夜yè,我wǒ衣yī不bù解jiě带dài,身shēn未wèi沾zhān床chuáng。他tā见jiàn我wǒ不bù肯kěn相xiāng从cóng,才cái捆kǔn我wǒ在zài此cǐ。你nǐ千qiān万wàn救jiù我wǒ取qǔ经jīng去qù也yě。」

流連不捨

他tā師shī徒tú們men正zhèng然rán問wèn答dá,早zǎo驚jīng醒xǐng了le那nà個gè妖yāo精jīng。妖yāo精jīng雖suī是shì下xià狠hěn,卻què還hái有yǒu流liú連lián不bù捨shě之zhī意yì。一yì覺jué翻fān身shēn,只zhǐ聽tīng見jiàn「取qǔ經jīng去qù也yě」一yí句jù,他tā就jiù滾gǔn下xià床chuáng來lái,厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「好hǎo夫fū妻qī不bú做zuò,卻què取qǔ甚shén麼me經jīng去qù?」他tā师shī徒tú们men正zhèng然rán问wèn答dá,早zǎo惊jīng醒xǐng了le那nà个gè妖yāo精jīng。妖yāo精jīng虽suī是shì下xià狠hěn,却què还hái有yǒu流liú连lián不bù舍shě之zhī意yì。一yì觉jué翻fān身shēn,只zhǐ听tīng见jiàn「取qǔ经jīng去qù也yě」一yí句jù,他tā就jiù滚gǔn下xià床chuáng来lái,厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「好hǎo夫fū妻qī不bú做zuò,却què取qǔ甚shén么me经jīng去qù?」

還是真僧

行xíng者zhě慌huāng了le,撇piē卻què師shī父fù,急jí展zhǎn翅chì,飛fēi將jiāng出chū去qù,現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,叫jiào聲shēng:「八bā戒jiè。」那nà獃dāi子zi轉zhuǎn過guò石shí屏píng道dào:「那nà話huà兒er成chéng了le否fǒu?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù曾céng,不bù曾céng。老lǎo師shī父fù被bèi他tā摩mó弄nòng不bù從cóng,惱nǎo了le綑kǔn在zài那nà裡lǐ。正zhèng與yǔ我wǒ訴sù說shuō前qián情qíng,那nà怪guài驚jīng醒xǐng了le,我wǒ慌huāng得de出chū來lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù曾céng說shuō甚shén來lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā只zhǐ說shuō衣yī不bù解jiě帶dài,身shēn未wèi沾zhān床chuáng。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,還hái是shì個gè真zhēn和hé尚shàng!我wǒ們men救jiù他tā去qù。」行xíng者zhě慌huāng了le,撇piē却què师shī父fù,急jí展zhǎn翅chì,飞fēi将jiāng出chū去qù,现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,叫jiào声shēng:「八bā戒jiè。」那nà呆dāi子zi转zhuǎn过guò石shí屏píng道dào:「那nà话huà儿er成chéng了le否fǒu?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù曾céng,不bù曾céng。老lǎo师shī父fù被bèi他tā摩mó弄nòng不bù从cóng,恼nǎo了le捆kǔn在zài那nà里lǐ。正zhèng与yǔ我wǒ诉sù说shuō前qián情qíng,那nà怪guài惊jīng醒xǐng了le,我wǒ慌huāng得de出chū来lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù曾céng说shuō甚shén来lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā只zhǐ说shuō衣yī不bù解jiě带dài,身shēn未wèi沾zhān床chuáng。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo,还hái是shì个gè真zhēn和hé尚shàng!我wǒ们men救jiù他tā去qù。」

燒湯梳妝

獃dāi子zi粗cū鹵lǔ,不bù容róng分fēn說shuō,舉jǔ釘dīng鈀pá,望wàng他tā那nà石shí頭tóu門mén上shàng盡jìn力lì氣qì一yì鈀pá,唿hū喇lǎ喇lǎ築zhù做zuò幾jǐ塊kuài。諕xià得de那nà幾jǐ個gè枕zhěn梆bāng鈴líng睡shuì的de丫yā鬟huán跑pǎo至zhì二èr層céng門mén外wài,叫jiào聲shēng:「開kāi門mén,前qián門mén被bèi昨zuó日rì那nà兩liǎng個gè醜chǒu男nán人rén打dǎ破pò了le!」那nà女nǚ怪guài正zhèng出chū房fáng門mén,只zhǐ見jiàn四sì五wǔ個gè丫yā鬟huán跑pǎo進jìn去qù報bào道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,昨zuó日rì那nà兩liǎng個gè醜chǒu男nán人rén又yòu來lái把bǎ前qián門mén已yǐ打dǎ碎suì矣yǐ。」那nà怪guài聞wén言yán,即jí忙máng叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,燒shāo湯tāng洗xǐ面miàn梳shū妝zhuāng。」叫jiào:「把bǎ御yù弟dì連lián繩shéng擡tái在zài後hòu房fáng收shōu了le。等děng我wǒ打dǎ他tā去qù。」呆dāi子zi粗cū卤lǔ,不bù容róng分fēn说shuō,举jǔ钉dīng钯pá,望wàng他tā那nà石shí头tóu门mén上shàng尽jìn力lì气qì一yì钯pá,唿hū喇lǎ喇lǎ筑zhù做zuò几jǐ块kuài。諕xià得de那nà几jǐ个gè枕zhěn梆bāng铃líng睡shuì的de丫yā鬟huán跑pǎo至zhì二èr层céng门mén外wài,叫jiào声shēng:「开kāi门mén,前qián门mén被bèi昨zuó日rì那nà两liǎng个gè丑chǒu男nán人rén打dǎ破pò了le!」那nà女nǚ怪guài正zhèng出chū房fáng门mén,只zhǐ见jiàn四sì五wǔ个gè丫yā鬟huán跑pǎo进jìn去qù报bào道dào:「奶nǎi奶nai,昨zuó日rì那nà两liǎng个gè丑chǒu男nán人rén又yòu来lái把bǎ前qián门mén已yǐ打dǎ碎suì矣yǐ。」那nà怪guài闻wén言yán,即jí忙máng叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,烧shāo汤tāng洗xǐ面miàn梳shū妆zhuāng。」叫jiào:「把bǎ御yù弟dì连lián绳shéng抬tái在zài后hòu房fáng收shōu了le。等děng我wǒ打dǎ他tā去qù。」

嘴唇遭扎

好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,走zǒu出chū來lái,舉jǔ著zhe三sān股gǔ叉chā,罵mà道dào:「潑pō猴hóu!野yě彘zhì!老lǎo大dà無wú知zhī。你nǐ怎zěn敢gǎn打dǎ破pò我wǒ門mén?」八bā戒jiè罵mà道dào:「濫làn淫yín賤jiàn貨huò!你nǐ倒dào困kùn陷xiàn我wǒ師shī父fù,返fǎn敢gǎn硬yìng嘴zuǐ。我wǒ師shī父fù是shì你nǐ哄hǒng將jiāng來lái做zuò老lǎo公gōng的de,快kuài快kuài送sòng出chū饒ráo你nǐ;敢gǎn再zài說shuō半bàn個gè『不bú』字zì,老lǎo豬zhū一yí頓dùn鈀pá,連lián山shān也yě築zhù倒dǎo你nǐ的de。」那nà妖yāo精jīng那nǎ容róng分fēn說shuō,抖dǒu擻sǒu身shēn軀qū,依yī前qián弄nòng法fǎ,鼻bí口kǒu內nèi噴pēn煙yān冒mào火huǒ,舉jǔ鋼gāng叉chā就jiù刺cì八bā戒jiè。八bā戒jiè側cè身shēn躲duǒ過guò,著zhuó鈀pá就jiù築zhù;孫sūn大dà聖shèng使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng並bìng力lì相xiāng幫bāng。那nà怪guài又yòu弄nòng神shén通tōng,也yě不bù知zhī是shì幾jǐ隻zhī手shǒu,左zuǒ右yòu遮zhē攔lán。交jiāo鋒fēng三sān五wǔ個gè回huí合hé,不bù知zhī是shì甚shén兵bīng器qì,把bǎ八bā戒jiè嘴zuǐ唇chún上shàng也yě扎zhā了le一yí下xià。那nà獃dāi子zi拖tuō著zhe鈀pá,侮wǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ,負fù痛tòng逃táo生shēng。行xíng者zhě卻què也yě有yǒu些xiē醋cù他tā,虛xū丟diū一yí棒bàng,敗bài陣zhèn而ér走zǒu。那nà怪guài得dé勝shèng而ér回huí,叫jiào小xiǎo的de們men搬bān石shí塊kuài壘lěi疊dié了le前qián門mén不bù題tí。好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,走zǒu出chū来lái,举jǔ着zhe三sān股gǔ叉chā,骂mà道dào:「泼pō猴hóu!野yě彘zhì!老lǎo大dà无wú知zhī。你nǐ怎zěn敢gǎn打dǎ破pò我wǒ门mén?」八bā戒jiè骂mà道dào:「滥làn淫yín贱jiàn货huò!你nǐ倒dào困kùn陷xiàn我wǒ师shī父fù,返fǎn敢gǎn硬yìng嘴zuǐ。我wǒ师shī父fù是shì你nǐ哄hǒng将jiāng来lái做zuò老lǎo公gōng的de,快kuài快kuài送sòng出chū饶ráo你nǐ;敢gǎn再zài说shuō半bàn个gè『不bú』字zì,老lǎo猪zhū一yí顿dùn钯pá,连lián山shān也yě筑zhù倒dǎo你nǐ的de。」那nà妖yāo精jīng那nǎ容róng分fēn说shuō,抖dǒu擞sǒu身shēn躯qū,依yī前qián弄nòng法fǎ,鼻bí口kǒu内nèi喷pēn烟yān冒mào火huǒ,举jǔ钢gāng叉chā就jiù刺cì八bā戒jiè。八bā戒jiè侧cè身shēn躲duǒ过guò,着zhuó钯pá就jiù筑zhù;孙sūn大dà圣shèng使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng并bìng力lì相xiāng帮bāng。那nà怪guài又yòu弄nòng神shén通tōng,也yě不bù知zhī是shì几jǐ只zhī手shǒu,左zuǒ右yòu遮zhē拦lán。交jiāo锋fēng三sān五wǔ个gè回huí合hé,不bù知zhī是shì甚shén兵bīng器qì,把bǎ八bā戒jiè嘴zuǐ唇chún上shàng也yě扎zhā了le一yí下xià。那nà呆dāi子zi拖tuō着zhe钯pá,侮wǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ,负fù痛tòng逃táo生shēng。行xíng者zhě却què也yě有yǒu些xiē醋cù他tā,虚xū丢diū一yí棒bàng,败bài阵zhèn而ér走zǒu。那nà怪guài得dé胜shèng而ér回huí,叫jiào小xiǎo的de们men搬bān石shí块kuài垒lěi叠dié了le前qián门mén不bù题tí。

腦癰瘇嘴

卻què說shuō那nà沙shā和hé尚shàng正zhèng在zài坡pō前qián放fàng馬mǎ,只zhǐ聽tīng得dé那nǎ裡lǐ豬zhū哼hēng。忽hū擡tái頭tóu,見jiàn八bā戒jiè侮wǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ,哼hēng將jiāng來lái。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「怎zěn的de說shuō?」獃dāi子zi哼hēng道dào:「了liǎo不bù得de,了liǎo不bù得de。疼téng疼téng疼téng。」說shuō不bù了liǎo,行xíng者zhě也yě到dào跟gēn前qián,笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo獃dāi子zi啊a,昨zuó日rì咒zhòu我wǒ是shì腦nǎo門mén癰yōng,今jīn日rì卻què也yě弄nòng做zuò個gè瘇zhǒng嘴zuǐ瘟wēn了le。」八bā戒jiè哼hēng道dào:「難nán忍rěn難nán忍rěn,疼téng得de緊jǐn,利lì害hài利lì害hài。」却què说shuō那nà沙shā和hé尚shàng正zhèng在zài坡pō前qián放fàng马mǎ,只zhǐ听tīng得dé那nǎ里lǐ猪zhū哼hēng。忽hū抬tái头tóu,见jiàn八bā戒jiè侮wǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ,哼hēng将jiāng来lái。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「怎zěn的de说shuō?」呆dāi子zi哼hēng道dào:「了liǎo不bù得de,了liǎo不bù得de。疼téng疼téng疼téng。」说shuō不bù了liǎo,行xíng者zhě也yě到dào跟gēn前qián,笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo呆dāi子zi啊a,昨zuó日rì咒zhòu我wǒ是shì脑nǎo门mén痈yōng,今jīn日rì却què也yě弄nòng做zuò个gè瘇zhǒng嘴zuǐ瘟wēn了le。」八bā戒jiè哼hēng道dào:「难nán忍rěn难nán忍rěn,疼téng得de紧jǐn,利lì害hài利lì害hài。」

挑菜媽媽

三sān人rén正zhèng然rán難nán處chù,只zhǐ見jiàn一yí個gè老lǎo媽mā媽ma兒er,左zuǒ手shǒu提tí著zhe一yí個gè青qīng竹zhú籃lán兒er,自zì南nán山shān路lù上shàng挑tiāo菜cài而ér來lái。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「大dà哥gē,那nà媽mā媽ma來lái得de近jìn了le,等děng我wǒ問wèn他tā個gè信xìn兒er,看kàn這zhè個gè是shì甚shén妖yāo精jīng,是shì甚shén兵bīng器qì,這zhè般bān傷shāng人rén?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ且qiě住zhù,等děng老lǎo孫sūn問wèn他tā去qù來lái。」行xíng者zhě急jí睜zhēng睛jīng看kàn,只zhǐ見jiàn頭tóu直zhí上shàng有yǒu祥xiáng雲yún蓋gài頂dǐng,左zuǒ右yòu有yǒu香xiāng霧wù籠lóng身shēn。行xíng者zhě認rèn得dé,即jí叫jiào:「兄xiōng弟dì們men,還hái不bù來lái叩kòu頭tóu,那nà媽mā媽ma是shì菩pú薩sà來lái也yě。」慌huāng得de豬zhū八bā戒jiè忍rěn疼téng下xià拜bài,沙shā和hé尚shàng牽qiān馬mǎ躬gōng身shēn,孫sūn大dà聖shèng合hé掌zhǎng跪guì下xià,叫jiào聲shēng:「南ná無mó大dà慈cí大dà悲bēi救jiù苦kǔ救jiù難nàn靈líng感gǎn觀guān世shì音yīn菩pú薩sà。」三sān人rén正zhèng然rán难nán处chù,只zhǐ见jiàn一yí个gè老lǎo妈mā妈ma儿er,左zuǒ手shǒu提tí着zhe一yí个gè青qīng竹zhú篮lán儿er,自zì南nán山shān路lù上shàng挑tiāo菜cài而ér来lái。沙shā僧sēng道dào:「大dà哥gē,那nà妈mā妈ma来lái得de近jìn了le,等děng我wǒ问wèn他tā个gè信xìn儿er,看kàn这zhè个gè是shì甚shén妖yāo精jīng,是shì甚shén兵bīng器qì,这zhè般bān伤shāng人rén?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ且qiě住zhù,等děng老lǎo孙sūn问wèn他tā去qù来lái。」行xíng者zhě急jí睁zhēng睛jīng看kàn,只zhǐ见jiàn头tóu直zhí上shàng有yǒu祥xiáng云yún盖gài顶dǐng,左zuǒ右yòu有yǒu香xiāng雾wù笼lóng身shēn。行xíng者zhě认rèn得dé,即jí叫jiào:「兄xiōng弟dì们men,还hái不bù来lái叩kòu头tóu,那nà妈mā妈ma是shì菩pú萨sà来lái也yě。」慌huāng得de猪zhū八bā戒jiè忍rěn疼téng下xià拜bài,沙shā和hé尚shàng牵qiān马mǎ躬gōng身shēn,孙sūn大dà圣shèng合hé掌zhǎng跪guì下xià,叫jiào声shēng:「南ná无mó大dà慈cí大dà悲bēi救jiù苦kǔ救jiù难nàn灵líng感gǎn观guān世shì音yīn菩pú萨sà。」

魚籃之像

那nà菩pú薩sà見jiàn他tā們men認rèn得dé元yuán光guāng,即jí踏tà祥xiáng雲yún,起qǐ在zài半bàn空kōng,現xiàn了le真zhēn像xiàng,原yuán來lái是shì魚yú籃lán之zhī像xiàng。行xíng者zhě趕gǎn到dào空kōng中zhōng,拜bài告gào道dào:「菩pú薩sà,恕shù弟dì子zǐ失shī迎yíng之zhī罪zuì。我wǒ等děng努nǔ力lì救jiù師shī,不bù知zhī菩pú薩sà下xià降jiàng。今jīn遇yù魔mó難nàn難nán收shōu,萬wàn望wàng菩pú薩sà搭dā救jiù搭dā救jiù。」菩pú薩sà道dào:「這zhè妖yāo精jīng十shí分fēn利lì害hài。他tā那nà三sān股gǔ叉chā是shì生shēng成chéng的de兩liǎng隻zhī鉗qián腳jiǎo。扎zhā人rén痛tòng者zhě,是shì尾wěi上shàng一yí個gè鉤gōu子zi,喚huàn做zuò倒dǎo馬mǎ毒dú。本běn身shēn是shì個gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng。那nà菩pú萨sà见jiàn他tā们men认rèn得dé元yuán光guāng,即jí踏tà祥xiáng云yún,起qǐ在zài半bàn空kōng,现xiàn了le真zhēn像xiàng,原yuán来lái是shì鱼yú篮lán之zhī像xiàng。行xíng者zhě赶gǎn到dào空kōng中zhōng,拜bài告gào道dào:「菩pú萨sà,恕shù弟dì子zǐ失shī迎yíng之zhī罪zuì。我wǒ等děng努nǔ力lì救jiù师shī,不bù知zhī菩pú萨sà下xià降jiàng。今jīn遇yù魔mó难nàn难nán收shōu,万wàn望wàng菩pú萨sà搭dā救jiù搭dā救jiù。」菩pú萨sà道dào:「这zhè妖yāo精jīng十shí分fēn利lì害hài。他tā那nà三sān股gǔ叉chā是shì生shēng成chéng的de两liǎng只zhī钳qián脚jiǎo。扎zhā人rén痛tòng者zhě,是shì尾wěi上shàng一yí个gè钩gōu子zi,唤huàn做zuò倒dǎo马mǎ毒dú。本běn身shēn是shì个gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng。

如來遭扎

他tā前qián者zhě在zài雷léi音yīn寺sì聽tīng佛fó談tán經jīng,如rú來lái見jiàn了le,不bù合hé用yòng手shǒu推tuī他tā一yì把bǎ,他tā就jiù轉zhuǎn過guò鉤gōu子zi,把bǎ如rú來lái左zuǒ手shǒu中zhōng拇mǔ指zhǐ上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià。如rú來lái也yě疼téng難nán禁jīn,即jí著zhuó金jīn剛gāng拿ná他tā。他tā卻què在zài這zhè裡lǐ。若ruò要yào救jiù得dé唐táng僧sēng,除chú是shì別bié告gào一yí位wèi方fāng好hǎo,我wǒ也yě是shì近jìn他tā不bù得de。」行xíng者zhě再zài拜bài道dào:「望wàng菩pú薩sà指zhǐ示shì指zhǐ示shì,別bié告gào那nǎ位wèi去qù好hǎo?弟dì子zǐ即jí去qù請qǐng他tā也yě。」菩pú薩sà道dào:「你nǐ去qù東dōng天tiān門mén裡lǐ光guāng明míng宮gōng告gào求qiú昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān,方fāng能néng降xiáng伏fú。」言yán罷bà,遂suì化huà作zuò一yí道dào金jīn光guāng,徑jìng回huí南nán海hǎi。他tā前qián者zhě在zài雷léi音yīn寺sì听tīng佛fó谈tán经jīng,如rú来lái见jiàn了le,不bù合hé用yòng手shǒu推tuī他tā一yì把bǎ,他tā就jiù转zhuǎn过guò钩gōu子zi,把bǎ如rú来lái左zuǒ手shǒu中zhōng拇mǔ指zhǐ上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià。如rú来lái也yě疼téng难nán禁jīn,即jí着zhuó金jīn刚gāng拿ná他tā。他tā却què在zài这zhè里lǐ。若ruò要yào救jiù得dé唐táng僧sēng,除chú是shì别bié告gào一yí位wèi方fāng好hǎo,我wǒ也yě是shì近jìn他tā不bù得de。」行xíng者zhě再zài拜bài道dào:「望wàng菩pú萨sà指zhǐ示shì指zhǐ示shì,别bié告gào那nǎ位wèi去qù好hǎo?弟dì子zǐ即jí去qù请qǐng他tā也yě。」菩pú萨sà道dào:「你nǐ去qù东dōng天tiān门mén里lǐ光guāng明míng宫gōng告gào求qiú昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān,方fāng能néng降xiáng伏fú。」言yán罢bà,遂suì化huà作zuò一yí道dào金jīn光guāng,径jìng回huí南nán海hǎi。

師父有救

孫sūn大dà聖shèng才cái按àn雲yún頭tóu,對duì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì放fàng心xīn,師shī父fù有yǒu救jiù星xīng了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「是shì那nǎ裡lǐ救jiù星xīng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「才cái然rán菩pú薩sà指zhǐ示shì,教jiào我wǒ告gào請qǐng昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。老lǎo孫sūn去qù來lái。」八bā戒jiè侮wǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ哼hēng道dào:「哥gē啊a,就jiù問wèn星xīng官guān討tǎo些xiē止zhǐ疼téng的de藥yào餌ěr來lái。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù須xū用yòng藥yào,只zhǐ似sì我wǒ昨zuó日rì疼téng過guò夜yè就jiù好hǎo了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「不bú必bì煩fán絮xù,快kuài早zǎo去qù罷ba。」孙sūn大dà圣shèng才cái按àn云yún头tóu,对duì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì放fàng心xīn,师shī父fù有yǒu救jiù星xīng了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「是shì那nǎ里lǐ救jiù星xīng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「才cái然rán菩pú萨sà指zhǐ示shì,教jiào我wǒ告gào请qǐng昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān。老lǎo孙sūn去qù来lái。」八bā戒jiè侮wǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ哼hēng道dào:「哥gē啊a,就jiù问wèn星xīng官guān讨tǎo些xiē止zhǐ疼téng的de药yào饵ěr来lái。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「不bù须xū用yòng药yào,只zhǐ似sì我wǒ昨zuó日rì疼téng过guò夜yè就jiù好hǎo了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「不bú必bì烦fán絮xù,快kuài早zǎo去qù罢ba。」

東天門外

好hǎo行xíng者zhě,急jí忙máng駕jià觔jīn斗dǒu雲yún,須xū臾yú到dào東dōng天tiān門mén外wài。忽hū見jiàn增zēng長zhǎng天tiān王wáng當dāng面miàn作zuò禮lǐ道dào:「大dà聖shèng何hé往wǎng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn保bǎo唐táng僧sēng西xī方fāng取qǔ經jīng,路lù遇yù魔mó障zhàng纏chán身shēn,要yào到dào光guāng明míng宮gōng見jiàn昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān走zǒu走zǒu。」忽hū又yòu見jiàn陶táo、張zhāng、辛xīn、鄧dèng四sì大dà元yuán帥shuài,也yě問wèn何hé往wǎng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「要yào尋xún昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān去qù降xiáng妖yāo救jiù師shī。」四sì元yuán帥shuài道dào:「星xīng官guān今jīn早zǎo奉fèng玉yù帝dì旨zhǐ意yì,上shàng觀guān星xīng臺tái巡xún察chá去qù了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「可kě有yǒu這zhè話huà?」辛xīn天tiān君jūn道dào:「小xiǎo將jiàng等děng與yǔ他tā同tóng下xià斗dǒu牛niú宮gōng,豈qǐ敢gǎn說shuō假jiǎ?」陶táo天tiān君jūn道dào:「今jīn已yǐ許xǔ久jiǔ,或huò將jiāng回huí矣yǐ。大dà聖shèng還hái先xiān去qù光guāng明míng宮gōng,如rú未wèi回huí,再zài去qù觀guān星xīng臺tái可kě也yě。」好hǎo行xíng者zhě,急jí忙máng驾jià觔jīn斗dǒu云yún,须xū臾yú到dào东dōng天tiān门mén外wài。忽hū见jiàn增zēng长zhǎng天tiān王wáng当dāng面miàn作zuò礼lǐ道dào:「大dà圣shèng何hé往wǎng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn保bǎo唐táng僧sēng西xī方fāng取qǔ经jīng,路lù遇yù魔mó障zhàng缠chán身shēn,要yào到dào光guāng明míng宫gōng见jiàn昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān走zǒu走zǒu。」忽hū又yòu见jiàn陶táo、张zhāng、辛xīn、邓dèng四sì大dà元yuán帅shuài,也yě问wèn何hé往wǎng。行xíng者zhě道dào:「要yào寻xún昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān去qù降xiáng妖yāo救jiù师shī。」四sì元yuán帅shuài道dào:「星xīng官guān今jīn早zǎo奉fèng玉yù帝dì旨zhǐ意yì,上shàng观guān星xīng台tái巡xún察chá去qù了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「可kě有yǒu这zhè话huà?」辛xīn天tiān君jūn道dào:「小xiǎo将jiàng等děng与yǔ他tā同tóng下xià斗dǒu牛niú宫gōng,岂qǐ敢gǎn说shuō假jiǎ?」陶táo天tiān君jūn道dào:「今jīn已yǐ许xǔ久jiǔ,或huò将jiāng回huí矣yǐ。大dà圣shèng还hái先xiān去qù光guāng明míng宫gōng,如rú未wèi回huí,再zài去qù观guān星xīng台tái可kě也yě。」

拜駕朝衣

大dà聖shèng遂suì喜xǐ,即jí別bié他tā們men。至zhì光guāng明míng宮gōng門mén首shǒu,果guǒ是shì無wú人rén,復fù抽chōu身shēn就jiù走zǒu,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà壁bì廂xiāng有yǒu一yì行xíng兵bīng士shì擺bǎi列liè,後hòu面miàn星xīng官guān來lái了le。那nà星xīng官guān還hái穿chuān的de是shì拜bài駕jià朝cháo衣yī,一yì身shēn金jīn縷lǚ。但dàn見jiàn他tā:大dà圣shèng遂suì喜xǐ,即jí别bié他tā们men。至zhì光guāng明míng宫gōng门mén首shǒu,果guǒ是shì无wú人rén,复fù抽chōu身shēn就jiù走zǒu,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà壁bì厢xiāng有yǒu一yì行xíng兵bīng士shì摆bǎi列liè,后hòu面miàn星xīng官guān来lái了le。那nà星xīng官guān还hái穿chuān的de是shì拜bài驾jià朝cháo衣yī,一yì身shēn金jīn缕lǚ。但dàn见jiàn他tā:

冠guān簪zān五wǔ岳yuè金jīn光guāng彩cǎi,笏hù執zhí山shān河hé玉yù色sè瓊qióng。冠guān簪zān五wǔ岳yuè金jīn光guāng彩cǎi,笏hù执zhí山shān河hé玉yù色sè琼qióng。
袍páo掛guà七qī星xīng雲yún靉ài靆dài,腰yāo圍wéi八bā極jí寶bǎo環huán明míng。袍páo挂guà七qī星xīng云yún叆ài叇dài,腰yāo围wéi八bā极jí宝bǎo环huán明míng。
叮dīng噹dāng珮pèi響xiǎng如rú敲qiāo韻yùn,迅xùn速sù風fēng聲shēng似sì擺bǎi鈴líng。叮dīng当dāng珮pèi响xiǎng如rú敲qiāo韵yùn,迅xùn速sù风fēng声shēng似sì摆bǎi铃líng。
翠cuì羽yǔ扇shàn開kāi來lái昴mǎo宿xiù,天tiān香xiāng飄piāo襲xí滿mǎn門mén庭tíng。翠cuì羽yǔ扇shàn开kāi来lái昴mǎo宿xiù,天tiān香xiāng飘piāo袭xí满mǎn门mén庭tíng。
星官允請

前qián行xíng的de兵bīng士shì看kàn見jiàn行xíng者zhě立lì於yú光guāng明míng宮gōng外wài,急jí轉zhuǎn身shēn報bào道dào:「主zhǔ公gōng,孫sūn大dà聖shèng在zài這zhè裡lǐ也yě。」那nà星xīng官guān斂liǎn雲yún霧wù整zhěng束shù朝cháo衣yī,停tíng執zhí事shì分fēn開kāi左zuǒ右yòu,上shàng前qián作zuò禮lǐ道dào:「大dà聖shèng何hé來lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「專zhuān來lái拜bài煩fán救jiù師shī父fù一yí難nàn。」星xīng官guān道dào:「何hé難nàn?在zài何hé地dì方fāng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài西xī梁liáng國guó毒dú敵dí山shān琵pí琶pá洞dòng。」星xīng官guān道dào:「那nà山shān洞dòng有yǒu甚shén妖yāo怪guài,卻què來lái呼hū喚huàn小xiǎo神shén?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「觀guān音yīn菩pú薩sà適shì才cái顯xiǎn化huà,說shuō是shì一yí個gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng,特tè舉jǔ先xiān生shēng方fāng能néng治zhì得dé,因yīn此cǐ來lái請qǐng。」星xīng官guān道dào:「本běn欲yù回huí奏zòu玉yù帝dì,奈nài大dà聖shèng至zhì此cǐ,又yòu感gǎn菩pú薩sà舉jǔ薦jiàn,恐kǒng遲chí誤wù事shì,小xiǎo神shén不bù敢gǎn請qǐng獻xiàn茶chá,且qiě和hé你nǐ去qù降xiáng妖yāo精jīng,卻què再zài來lái回huí旨zhǐ罷ba。」前qián行xíng的de兵bīng士shì看kàn见jiàn行xíng者zhě立lì于yú光guāng明míng宫gōng外wài,急jí转zhuǎn身shēn报bào道dào:「主zhǔ公gōng,孙sūn大dà圣shèng在zài这zhè里lǐ也yě。」那nà星xīng官guān敛liǎn云yún雾wù整zhěng束shù朝cháo衣yī,停tíng执zhí事shì分fēn开kāi左zuǒ右yòu,上shàng前qián作zuò礼lǐ道dào:「大dà圣shèng何hé来lái?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「专zhuān来lái拜bài烦fán救jiù师shī父fù一yí难nàn。」星xīng官guān道dào:「何hé难nàn?在zài何hé地dì方fāng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài西xī梁liáng国guó毒dú敌dí山shān琵pí琶pá洞dòng。」星xīng官guān道dào:「那nà山shān洞dòng有yǒu甚shén妖yāo怪guài,却què来lái呼hū唤huàn小xiǎo神shén?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「观guān音yīn菩pú萨sà适shì才cái显xiǎn化huà,说shuō是shì一yí个gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng,特tè举jǔ先xiān生shēng方fāng能néng治zhì得dé,因yīn此cǐ来lái请qǐng。」星xīng官guān道dào:「本běn欲yù回huí奏zòu玉yù帝dì,奈nài大dà圣shèng至zhì此cǐ,又yòu感gǎn菩pú萨sà举jǔ荐jiàn,恐kǒng迟chí误wù事shì,小xiǎo神shén不bù敢gǎn请qǐng献xiàn茶chá,且qiě和hé你nǐ去qù降xiáng妖yāo精jīng,却què再zài来lái回huí旨zhǐ罢ba。」

星官醫治

大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,即jí同tóng出chū東dōng天tiān門mén,直zhí至zhì西xī梁liáng國guó,望wàng見jiàn毒dú敵dí山shān不bù遠yuǎn,行xíng者zhě指zhǐ道dào:「此cǐ山shān便biàn是shì。」星xīng官guān按àn下xià雲yún頭tóu,同tóng行xíng者zhě至zhì石shí屏píng前qián山shān坡pō之zhī下xià。沙shā僧sēng見jiàn了le道dào:「二èr哥gē起qǐ來lái,大dà哥gē請qǐng得dé星xīng官guān來lái了le。」那nà獃dāi子zi還hái侮wǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ道dào:「恕shù罪zuì,恕shù罪zuì。有yǒu病bìng在zài身shēn,不bù能néng行xíng禮lǐ。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ是shì個gè修xiū行xíng之zhī人rén,何hé病bìng之zhī有yǒu?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「早zǎo間jiān與yǔ那nà妖yāo精jīng交jiāo戰zhàn,被bèi他tā著zhuó我wǒ唇chún上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià,至zhì今jīn還hái疼téng哩li。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ上shàng來lái,我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ醫yī治zhì醫yī治zhì。」獃dāi子zi才cái放fàng了le手shǒu,口kǒu裡lǐ哼hēng哼hēng唧jī唧jī道dào:「千qiān萬wàn治zhì治zhì,待dài好hǎo了le謝xiè你nǐ。」大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,即jí同tóng出chū东dōng天tiān门mén,直zhí至zhì西xī梁liáng国guó,望wàng见jiàn毒dú敌dí山shān不bù远yuǎn,行xíng者zhě指zhǐ道dào:「此cǐ山shān便biàn是shì。」星xīng官guān按àn下xià云yún头tóu,同tóng行xíng者zhě至zhì石shí屏píng前qián山shān坡pō之zhī下xià。沙shā僧sēng见jiàn了le道dào:「二èr哥gē起qǐ来lái,大dà哥gē请qǐng得dé星xīng官guān来lái了le。」那nà呆dāi子zi还hái侮wǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ道dào:「恕shù罪zuì,恕shù罪zuì。有yǒu病bìng在zài身shēn,不bù能néng行xíng礼lǐ。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ是shì个gè修xiū行xíng之zhī人rén,何hé病bìng之zhī有yǒu?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「早zǎo间jiān与yǔ那nà妖yāo精jīng交jiāo战zhàn,被bèi他tā着zhuó我wǒ唇chún上shàng扎zhā了le一yí下xià,至zhì今jīn还hái疼téng哩li。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ上shàng来lái,我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ医yī治zhì医yī治zhì。」呆dāi子zi才cái放fàng了le手shǒu,口kǒu里lǐ哼hēng哼hēng唧jī唧jī道dào:「千qiān万wàn治zhì治zhì,待dài好hǎo了le谢xiè你nǐ。」

解了餘毒

那nà星xīng官guān用yòng手shǒu把bǎ嘴zuǐ唇chún上shàng摸mō了le一yì摸mō,吹chuī一yì口kǒu氣qì,就jiù不bù疼téng了le。獃dāi子zi歡huān喜xǐ下xià拜bài道dào:「妙miào啊a!妙miào啊a!」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「煩fán星xīng官guān也yě把bǎ我wǒ頭tóu上shàng摸mō摸mō。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ未wèi遭zāo毒dú,摸mō他tā何hé為wèi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「昨zuó日rì也yě曾céng遭zāo過guò,只zhǐ是shì過guò了le夜yè,才cái不bù疼téng。如rú今jīn還hái有yǒu些xiē麻má癢yǎng,只zhǐ恐kǒng發fā天tiān陰yīn,也yě煩fán治zhì治zhì。」星xīng官guān真zhēn個gè也yě把bǎ頭tóu上shàng摸mō了le一yì摸mō,吹chuī口kǒu氣qì,也yě就jiù解jiě了le餘yú毒dú,不bù麻má不bù癢yǎng了le。八bā戒jiè發fā狠hěn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,去qù打dǎ那nà潑pō賤jiàn去qù。」星xīng官guān道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。你nǐ兩liǎng個gè叫jiào他tā出chū來lái,等děng我wǒ好hǎo降xiáng他tā。」那nà星xīng官guān用yòng手shǒu把bǎ嘴zuǐ唇chún上shàng摸mō了le一yì摸mō,吹chuī一yì口kǒu气qì,就jiù不bù疼téng了le。呆dāi子zi欢huān喜xǐ下xià拜bài道dào:「妙miào啊a!妙miào啊a!」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「烦fán星xīng官guān也yě把bǎ我wǒ头tóu上shàng摸mō摸mō。」星xīng官guān道dào:「你nǐ未wèi遭zāo毒dú,摸mō他tā何hé为wèi?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「昨zuó日rì也yě曾céng遭zāo过guò,只zhǐ是shì过guò了le夜yè,才cái不bù疼téng。如rú今jīn还hái有yǒu些xiē麻má痒yǎng,只zhǐ恐kǒng发fā天tiān阴yīn,也yě烦fán治zhì治zhì。」星xīng官guān真zhēn个gè也yě把bǎ头tóu上shàng摸mō了le一yì摸mō,吹chuī口kǒu气qì,也yě就jiù解jiě了le余yú毒dú,不bù麻má不bù痒yǎng了le。八bā戒jiè发fā狠hěn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,去qù打dǎ那nà泼pō贱jiàn去qù。」星xīng官guān道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。你nǐ两liǎng个gè叫jiào他tā出chū来lái,等děng我wǒ好hǎo降xiáng他tā。」

築碎二門

行xíng者zhě與yǔ八bā戒jiè跳tiào上shàng山shān坡pō,又yòu至zhì石shí屏píng之zhī後hòu。獃dāi子zi口kǒu裡lǐ亂luàn罵mà「手shǒu似sì撈lāo鉤gōu」,一yí頓dùn釘dīng鈀pá,把bǎ那nà洞dòng門mén外wài壘lěi疊dié的de石shí塊kuài爬pá開kāi。闖chuǎng至zhì一yì層céng門mén,又yòu一yì釘dīng鈀pá,將jiāng二èr門mén築zhù得de粉fěn碎suì。慌huāng得de那nà門mén裡lǐ小xiǎo妖yāo飛fēi報bào:「奶nǎi奶nai,那nà兩liǎng個gè醜chǒu男nán人rén又yòu把bǎ二èr層céng門mén也yě打dǎ破pò了le。」那nà怪guài正zhèng教jiào解jiě放fàng唐táng僧sēng,討tǎo素sù茶chá飯fàn與yǔ他tā吃chī哩li。聽tīng見jiàn打dǎ破pò二èr門mén,即jí便biàn跳tiào出chū花huā亭tíng子zi,掄lūn叉chā來lái刺cì八bā戒jiè;八bā戒jiè使shǐ釘dīng鈀pá迎yíng架jià;行xíng者zhě在zài傍páng,又yòu使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng來lái打dǎ。那nà怪guài趕gǎn至zhì身shēn邊biān,要yào下xià毒dú手shǒu;行xíng者zhě與yǔ八bā戒jiè識shí得dé方fāng法fǎ,回huí頭tóu就jiù走zǒu。行xíng者zhě与yǔ八bā戒jiè跳tiào上shàng山shān坡pō,又yòu至zhì石shí屏píng之zhī后hòu。呆dāi子zi口kǒu里lǐ乱luàn骂mà「手shǒu似sì捞lāo钩gōu」,一yí顿dùn钉dīng钯pá,把bǎ那nà洞dòng门mén外wài垒lěi叠dié的de石shí块kuài爬pá开kāi。闯chuǎng至zhì一yì层céng门mén,又yòu一yì钉dīng钯pá,将jiāng二èr门mén筑zhù得de粉fěn碎suì。慌huāng得de那nà门mén里lǐ小xiǎo妖yāo飞fēi报bào:「奶nǎi奶nai,那nà两liǎng个gè丑chǒu男nán人rén又yòu把bǎ二èr层céng门mén也yě打dǎ破pò了le。」那nà怪guài正zhèng教jiào解jiě放fàng唐táng僧sēng,讨tǎo素sù茶chá饭fàn与yǔ他tā吃chī哩li。听tīng见jiàn打dǎ破pò二èr门mén,即jí便biàn跳tiào出chū花huā亭tíng子zi,抡lūn叉chā来lái刺cì八bā戒jiè;八bā戒jiè使shǐ钉dīng钯pá迎yíng架jià;行xíng者zhě在zài傍páng,又yòu使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng来lái打dǎ。那nà怪guài赶gǎn至zhì身shēn边biān,要yào下xià毒dú手shǒu;行xíng者zhě与yǔ八bā戒jiè识shí得dé方fāng法fǎ,回huí头tóu就jiù走zǒu。

雙冠公雞

那nà妖yāo怪guài趕gǎn過guò石shí屏píng之zhī後hòu,行xíng者zhě叫jiào聲shēng:「昴mǎo宿xiù何hé在zài?」只zhǐ見jiàn那nà星xīng官guān立lì於yú山shān坡pō之zhī上shàng,現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,原yuán來lái是shì一yì隻zhī雙shuāng冠guān子zi大dà公gōng雞jī,昂áng起qǐ頭tóu來lái,約yuē有yǒu六liù七qī尺chǐ高gāo,對duì著zhe妖yāo怪guài叫jiào了le一yì聲shēng。那nà怪guài即jí時shí就jiù現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,原yuán來lái是shì個gè琵pí琶pá來lái大dà小xiǎo的de一yí個gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng。這zhè星xīng官guān再zài叫jiào一yì聲shēng,那nà怪guài渾hún身shēn酥sū軟ruǎn,死sǐ在zài坡pō前qián。有yǒu詩shī為wéi證zhèng。詩shī曰yuē:那nà妖yāo怪guài赶gǎn过guò石shí屏píng之zhī后hòu,行xíng者zhě叫jiào声shēng:「昴mǎo宿xiù何hé在zài?」只zhǐ见jiàn那nà星xīng官guān立lì于yú山shān坡pō之zhī上shàng,现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,原yuán来lái是shì一yì只zhī双shuāng冠guān子zi大dà公gōng鸡jī,昂áng起qǐ头tóu来lái,约yuē有yǒu六liù七qī尺chǐ高gāo,对duì着zhe妖yāo怪guài叫jiào了le一yì声shēng。那nà怪guài即jí时shí就jiù现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,原yuán来lái是shì个gè琵pí琶pá来lái大dà小xiǎo的de一yí个gè蝎xiē子zi精jīng。这zhè星xīng官guān再zài叫jiào一yì声shēng,那nà怪guài浑hún身shēn酥sū软ruǎn,死sǐ在zài坡pō前qián。有yǒu诗shī为wéi证zhèng。诗shī曰yuē:

花huā冠guān繡xiù頸jǐng若ruò團tuán纓yīng,爪zhǎo硬yìng距jù長cháng目mù怒nù睛jīng。花huā冠guān绣xiù颈jǐng若ruò团tuán缨yīng,爪zhǎo硬yìng距jù长cháng目mù怒nù睛jīng。
踴yǒng躍yuè雄xióng威wēi全quán五wǔ德dé,崢zhēng嶸róng壯zhuàng勢shì羨xiàn三sān鳴míng。踊yǒng跃yuè雄xióng威wēi全quán五wǔ德dé,峥zhēng嵘róng壮zhuàng势shì羡xiàn三sān鸣míng。
豈qǐ如rú凡fán鳥niǎo啼tí茅máo屋wū,本běn是shì天tiān星xīng顯xiǎn聖shèng名míng。岂qǐ如rú凡fán鸟niǎo啼tí茅máo屋wū,本běn是shì天tiān星xīng显xiǎn圣shèng名míng。
毒dú蝎xiē枉wǎng修xiū人rén道dào行xíng,還huán原yuán反fǎn本běn見jiàn真zhēn形xíng。毒dú蝎xiē枉wǎng修xiū人rén道dào行xíng,还huán原yuán反fǎn本běn见jiàn真zhēn形xíng。
搗作爛醬

八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián,一yì隻zhī腳jiǎo屣xǐ住zhù那nà怪guài的de胸xiōng背bèi道dào:「孽niè畜chù!今jīn番fān使shǐ不bù得de倒dǎo馬mǎ毒dú了le。」那nà怪guài動dòng也yě不bú動dòng,被bèi獃dāi子zi一yí頓dùn釘dīng鈀pá,搗dǎo作zuò一yì團tuán爛làn醬jiàng。那nà星xīng官guān復fù聚jù金jīn光guāng,駕jià雲yún而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě與yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng朝cháo天tiān拱gǒng謝xiè道dào:「有yǒu累lěi,有yǒu累lěi。改gǎi日rì赴fù宮gōng拜bài酬chóu。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián,一yì只zhī脚jiǎo屣xǐ住zhù那nà怪guài的de胸xiōng背bèi道dào:「孽niè畜chù!今jīn番fān使shǐ不bù得de倒dǎo马mǎ毒dú了le。」那nà怪guài动dòng也yě不bú动dòng,被bèi呆dāi子zi一yí顿dùn钉dīng钯pá,捣dǎo作zuò一yì团tuán烂làn酱jiàng。那nà星xīng官guān复fù聚jù金jīn光guāng,驾jià云yún而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě与yǔ八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng朝cháo天tiān拱gǒng谢xiè道dào:「有yǒu累lěi,有yǒu累lěi。改gǎi日rì赴fù宫gōng拜bài酬chóu。」

眾女非妖

三sān人rén謝xiè畢bì卻què才cái收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ、馬mǎ匹pǐ,都dōu進jìn洞dòng裡lǐ。見jiàn那nà大dà小xiǎo丫yā鬟huán兩liǎng邊biān跪guì下xià,拜bài道dào:「爺yé爺ye,我wǒ們men不bú是shì妖yāo邪xié,都dōu是shì西xī梁liáng國guó女nǚ人rén,前qián者zhě被bèi這zhè妖yāo精jīng攝shè來lái的de。你nǐ師shī父fù在zài後hòu邊biān香xiāng房fáng裡lǐ坐zuò著zhe哭kū哩li。」行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,仔zǐ細xì觀guān看kàn,果guǒ然rán不bú見jiàn妖yāo氣qì。遂suì入rù後hòu邊biān叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù。」那nà唐táng僧sēng見jiàn眾zhòng齊qí來lái,十shí分fēn歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「賢xián徒tú,累lěi及jí你nǐ們men了le。那nà婦fù人rén何hé如rú也yě?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「那nà廝sī原yuán是shì個gè大dà母mǔ蝎xiē子zi。幸xìng得dé觀guān音yīn菩pú薩sà指zhǐ示shì,大dà哥gē去qù天tiān宮gōng裡lǐ請qǐng得dé那nà昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān下xià降jiàng,把bǎ那nà廝sī收shōu伏fú。才cái被bèi老lǎo豬zhū築zhù做zuò個gè泥ní了le,方fāng敢gǎn深shēn入rù於yú此cǐ,得dé看kàn師shī父fù之zhī面miàn。」三sān人rén谢xiè毕bì却què才cái收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ、马mǎ匹pǐ,都dōu进jìn洞dòng里lǐ。见jiàn那nà大dà小xiǎo丫yā鬟huán两liǎng边biān跪guì下xià,拜bài道dào:「爷yé爷ye,我wǒ们men不bú是shì妖yāo邪xié,都dōu是shì西xī梁liáng国guó女nǚ人rén,前qián者zhě被bèi这zhè妖yāo精jīng摄shè来lái的de。你nǐ师shī父fù在zài后hòu边biān香xiāng房fáng里lǐ坐zuò着zhe哭kū哩li。」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,仔zǐ细xì观guān看kàn,果guǒ然rán不bú见jiàn妖yāo气qì。遂suì入rù后hòu边biān叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù。」那nà唐táng僧sēng见jiàn众zhòng齐qí来lái,十shí分fēn欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「贤xián徒tú,累lěi及jí你nǐ们men了le。那nà妇fù人rén何hé如rú也yě?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「那nà厮sī原yuán是shì个gè大dà母mǔ蝎xiē子zi。幸xìng得dé观guān音yīn菩pú萨sà指zhǐ示shì,大dà哥gē去qù天tiān宫gōng里lǐ请qǐng得dé那nà昴mǎo日rì星xīng官guān下xià降jiàng,把bǎ那nà厮sī收shōu伏fú。才cái被bèi老lǎo猪zhū筑zhù做zuò个gè泥ní了le,方fāng敢gǎn深shēn入rù于yú此cǐ,得dé看kàn师shī父fù之zhī面miàn。」

燒毀罄盡

唐táng僧sēng謝xiè之zhī不bú盡jìn。又yòu尋xún些xiē素sù米mǐ、素sù麵miàn,安ān排pái了le飲yǐn食shí,吃chī了le一yí頓dùn。把bǎ那nà些xiē攝shè將jiāng來lái的de女nǚ子zǐ趕gǎn下xià山shān,指zhǐ與yǔ回huí家jiā之zhī路lù。點diǎn上shàng一yì把bǎ火huǒ,把bǎ幾jǐ間jiān房fáng宇yǔ燒shāo毀huǐ罄qìng盡jìn。請qǐng唐táng僧sēng上shàng馬mǎ,找zhǎo尋xún大dà路lù西xī行xíng。正zhèng是shì:唐táng僧sēng谢xiè之zhī不bú尽jìn。又yòu寻xún些xiē素sù米mǐ、素sù面miàn,安ān排pái了le饮yǐn食shí,吃chī了le一yí顿dùn。把bǎ那nà些xiē摄shè将jiāng来lái的de女nǚ子zǐ赶gǎn下xià山shān,指zhǐ与yǔ回huí家jiā之zhī路lù。点diǎn上shàng一yì把bǎ火huǒ,把bǎ几jǐ间jiān房fáng宇yǔ烧shāo毁huǐ罄qìng尽jìn。请qǐng唐táng僧sēng上shàng马mǎ,找zhǎo寻xún大dà路lù西xī行xíng。正zhèng是shì:

割gē斷duàn塵chén緣yuán離lí色sè相xiàng,推tuī乾gān金jīn海hǎi悟wù禪chán心xīn。割gē断duàn尘chén缘yuán离lí色sè相xiàng,推tuī干gān金jīn海hǎi悟wù禅chán心xīn。
下回分解

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī幾jǐ年nián上shàng才cái得dé成chéng真zhēn,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī几jǐ年nián上shàng才cái得dé成chéng真zhēn,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 The Scorpion and the Cock

Now the Great Sage Sun and Zhu Bajie were just on the point of working a spell to hold those women fast when, from the quarter where the wind sounded, they heard Sha Monk raise an outcry; and when they turned their heads in haste, the Tang Monk was gone. “What manner of creature has come and carried off our master?” said Pilgrim. “It was a woman,” said Sha Monk. “She stirred up a whirlwind and spirited our master away.” Hearing this, Pilgrim gave a whistle and sprang up to the rim of the clouds, where he raised a hand to shade his eyes and looked about him on every side. He saw only a churn of grey dust, the wind rolling and rolling, making away toward the northwest. Turning his head at once, he called down, “Brothers! Mount your clouds quickly and come after our master with me.” Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk lashed the baggage to the horse, and with a single shout the two of them leapt up into the middle air. So alarmed were the sovereign and the women officials of the Kingdom of Western Liang that they knelt down in the dust, saying together, “These are arhats ascending in the light of day. Our sovereign need feel no alarm or misgiving. The Tang emperor's sworn brother too is a monk of Chan possessed of the Way. We had eyes but no pupils in them: we mistook him for an ordinary man of the Middle Flowery Land, and squandered all this contriving for nothing. Let our sovereign mount her palanquin and return to court.” The queen felt shame in herself, and her many officers went back together to the capital — of which we say no more.

Now the Great Sage Sun and his two brothers mounted the empty air and trod the mist, and keeping their eyes on that whirlwind they gave chase in a straight line. They came at length to a high mountain, where they saw the dust settle and grow still and the head of the wind disperse; nor could they tell any longer which way the fiend had gone. The brothers brought their clouds and mist down, and were casting about for a path when they caught sight of a wall of green stone, bright and polished, for all the world like a standing screen. The three led the horse round past the stone screen, and behind the screen were two leaves of a stone door, and above the door six great characters, which read: Lute Cave of Poison-Foe Mountain. Bajie, in his ignorance, went straight up and set about battering the door with his muckrake. Pilgrim stopped him at once, saying, “Brother, no haste. We followed the whirlwind and chased it as far as this, and we have hunted a good while before we came upon this door; we still have no notion how deep or shallow the place may be. Suppose it were not the right door — should we not be giving offence for nothing? You two lead the horse away and go back round to the front of the stone screen, and there stand waiting a while. Let old Monkey go in and listen about, and find out whether there is anything in it or nothing; then we can act properly.” When Sha Monk heard this he was delighted, and said, “Good, good, good! This is what is meant by fineness within coarseness — in a pressing place, room to move.” The two of them led the horse back the way they had come.

The Great Sage displayed a magic power of his: he made the sign with his fingers, recited a spell, shook himself, and changed into a bee — a truly deft and dainty thing. Look at him:

Its wings so thin they go soft upon the wind, its waist so light it shows slender against the sun. Its mouth is sweet, and has gone seeking the hearts of flowers; its tail is keen, and is good at bringing the toad down. In the brewing of honey its merit is no shallow thing; attending upon the court, it is of itself modest in ceremony. And now it puts a cunning stratagem to work, and comes dancing in beneath the eaves of the gate.

Pilgrim slipped in through a chink in the door and flew on past the second gate. There, seated upright in the very middle of a flower pavilion, he saw a woman fiend, with a few maidservants ranged to left and right in embroidered coloured gowns, their hair gathered in two knots; all of them were merry as could be, though what they were discussing there was no telling. Pilgrim flew lightly up and fixed himself on the latticework of the pavilion, and had just cocked an ear to listen when he saw two more girls, their hair in childish, tousled tufts, come up into the pavilion bearing two platters of steaming pastry, and say, “Madam: one platter is of meat buns with a filling of human flesh, and one of vegetarian buns filled with sweet bean paste.” The woman fiend said with a laugh, “Little ones, help the Tang emperor's sworn brother out here.” Several of the maidservants in embroidered coloured gowns went off to the back chamber and brought the Tang Monk out, supporting him between them. That master of theirs was yellow in the face and white about the lips, his eyes red and running with tears. From his hiding place Pilgrim sighed and said to himself, “The master has taken poison.”

The fiend came down from the pavilion, putting out ten slender fingers like shoots of spring onion, and taking hold of the elder she said, “Set your heart at rest, royal brother. My place here may be no palace of the Women's Kingdom of Western Liang, and it bears no comparison with wealth and splendour; but in truth it is quiet and unconstrained, and just the place for reciting the Buddha's name and reading the sutras. Let me be your companion in the Way, and truly we shall pass a hundred years in concord.” Tripitaka said nothing. The fiend said, “Come, do not distress yourself. I know that when you sat at the banquet in the Women's Kingdom you got nothing down at all. Here are two platters, one of meat and one of fast fare; take a little of whichever you please, to settle your fright.” Tripitaka turned it over in silence and said within himself, “Suppose I hold my tongue and eat nothing. This fiend is not as that queen was: the queen was still of human body and conducted herself by the rites, whereas this fiend is a demon spirit, and I fear I may be harmed by her. What is to be done? My three disciples do not know that I am trapped and shut up in this place. If she should do me harm, shall I not have thrown my life away for nothing?”

Questioning his own heart with his own heart and finding no way out of it, he could only force his spirits up and speak: “What is in the meat ones? And what in the fast ones?” “The meat ones are buns with a filling of human flesh,” said the woman fiend; “the fast ones are buns filled with sweet bean paste.” “This poor monk eats fast fare,” said Tripitaka. The fiend said with a laugh, “Girls, see to some hot tea, so that the venerable lord of your house may take it with his fasting buns.” Sure enough a maidservant came bearing a cup of fragrant tea, and set it down before the elder. The fiend broke one of the fasting buns open and passed it to Tripitaka. Tripitaka passed a meat bun to the woman fiend, whole and unbroken. The woman fiend laughed and said, “Royal brother, why will you not break mine open for me?” Tripitaka put his palms together and said, “I am one who has left the household life; I dare not break meat.” “You who have left the household life dare not break meat,” said the woman fiend — “then how was it that the other day, beside the Motherhood River, you took the high water, and today you are glad enough to eat a filling of sweet bean paste?” Tripitaka said, “When the water runs high the boat goes swiftly; where the sand silts deep the horse travels slow.”

From the lattice-hole Pilgrim listened to the two of them drawing each other out in talk, and fearing that his master's true nature might be thrown into disorder he could bear it no longer: he resumed his own form, whipped out his iron rod and shouted, “Sinful beast, you forget yourself!” When the woman fiend saw him she spat a shaft of smoky light from her mouth, throwing a cover over the flower pavilion, and gave the order: “Little ones, take the royal brother away.” Then she took up a three-pronged steel trident, sprang out at the pavilion door, and railed at him: “Insolent, good-for-nothing ape! How dare you steal into my house and spy upon my face? Don't run off — take a taste of your old mother's trident!” The Great Sage brought up his iron rod to parry, fighting and giving ground by turns, and the two of them fought their way clear of the cave. Bajie and Sha Monk were waiting before the stone screen when of a sudden they saw the two of them at grips. In his alarm Bajie led the white horse across and said, “Sha Monk, you just mind the baggage and the horse, and let old Hog go and lend a hand at the fighting.” Splendid idiot! He raised his rake in both hands, ran forward and cried, “Stand back, elder brother, and let me strike this vile wench.” Seeing Bajie come on, the fiend worked another device: she gave a cry, fire broke from her nose and smoke rose in her mouth, she gave her body a shake, and the three-pronged trident came whirling up to meet him. There was no telling how many arms the woman fiend had; she came rolling in upon them, careless of head or face. Pilgrim and Bajie pressed her hard from either side. “Sun Wukong,” said the fiend, “how little you know of when to press and when to fall back! I know you well enough, but you do not know me. That Buddha Tathagata of yours, in the Monastery of Thunderclap — he is afraid of me himself. Reckoning up the pair of you hairy creatures — how far do you suppose you will get? Come on, the whole lot of you, and one by one look sharp for the blows.”

And how was this a fine fight to look upon? Thus:

The woman fiend's fierce bearing waxed; the Monkey King's high spirit rose. Marshal Tianpeng contended for his share of the merit, brandishing his muckrake wildly to show what he could do. That one — her hands many, her trident close, wreathed about with smoky light; these two — their tempers hot, their weapons strong, the mist rising off them in steam. The woman fiend acts for one end only, to find herself a mate; how should the man of religion consent to spill his primal essence? Yin and yang, ill-matched, grapple and will not loose; each displays its bold powers and contends in bitter spite. Yin at rest nourishes the nutritive breath, yet thinks to stir and stir; yang drawn in settles the defensive breath, and loves to be clear and clear. So it falls out that the two sides have no concord between them, and trident, rake and iron rod wager the winning and the losing. This rod has force in it, and the rake is abler still, and the woman fiend's steel trident meets them point against point. Before Poison-Foe Mountain the three of them give no ground; outside the Cave of the Lute the two of them show no mercy. That one would be glad to get the Tang Monk and pair with him as phoenixes pair; these two must follow their elder and fetch the true scriptures home. Startling heaven and shaking earth they came together in battle, and fought until the sun and moon were without light and the very stars were altered.

The three of them fought a long while, and there was no telling winner from loser. Then the woman fiend gave her body a spring, brought out her horse-felling poison stake, and before he was aware of it had jabbed the Great Sage once on the scalp. Pilgrim let out a cry — “Oh, the pain!” — and being unable to endure it he broke off and made away, carrying his hurt with him in defeat. Bajie, seeing that matters were going badly, trailed his rake behind him and drew off. The fiend, having won the day, put up her steel trident. Pilgrim clutched his head, knitting his brows and screwing up his face, and cried out, “Fierce! Fierce!” Bajie came up beside him and asked, “Brother, how is it that just when the fight was going your way you set up a wailing to heaven and ran off?” Pilgrim, still holding his head, could only say, “It hurts, hurts, hurts.” “I suppose your head-wind has come on?” said Sha Monk. Pilgrim started up and said, “It is not that, not that.” “Brother,” said Bajie, “I never saw you take a wound, and yet your head aches. How should that be?” Pilgrim said with a groan, “It is past bearing, past bearing. Just as she and I were at it, and she saw that I had broken through the play of her trident, she gave her body a spring — I cannot tell what manner of weapon it was — and jabbed me once upon the head; and the ache of it is so hard to endure that I have come off beaten.”

Bajie said with a laugh, “In quiet times like this you are forever boasting, and telling us that head of yours has been through the refining. How comes it, then, that it cannot bear a single jab?” “Just so,” said Pilgrim. “This head of mine — ever since I refined myself to the true state, and stole and ate the peaches of immortality, the wine of the immortals and Laozi's golden elixir, and made havoc in Heaven — the Jade Emperor sent the Demon King of Great Strength and the Twenty-Eight Constellations to haul me off to the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox and behead me there in one place after another; and those divine generals used knife and axe, hammer and sword, and struck me with thunder and burned me with fire; and when Laozi set me inside his eight-trigram brazier and smelted me there for nine and forty days — none of it did me the least harm. And today I cannot tell what weapon this woman used, but she has contrived to do old Monkey's head an injury with it.” “Take your hand away and let me look at it,” said Sha Monk. “Surely it is not broken open?” “Not broken, not broken,” said Pilgrim. “I shall go to the Kingdom of Western Liang and beg a plaster for you to stick on it,” said Bajie. “It is neither swollen nor broken,” said Pilgrim. “How should a plaster stick to it?” Bajie said with a laugh, “Brother, I never did come down with the complaints of before and after childbirth — and here are you with a carbuncle on the crown of your head.”

“Second brother, leave off your joking,” said Sha Monk. “The light is going now, eldest brother has hurt his head, and we do not so much as know whether our master is alive or dead. What are we to do?” Pilgrim said with a groan, “Our master is well enough. When I went in I changed into a bee and flew inside, and saw that woman seated up in the flower pavilion. Presently two maidservants brought in two platters of buns: one platter with a filling of human flesh, which was the meat; one with a filling of sweet bean paste, which was the fast fare. Then she had two of the girls bring our master out to eat one and settle his fright, and after that she would have him be some sort of companion in the Way to her. “At the first our master would not answer that woman at all, nor would he eat the buns. Then, hearing her honeyed words and her pretty speeches — I cannot tell how it came about — he opened his mouth and spoke, and said that he would eat the fast ones. The woman broke one of the fast ones open and passed it to our master. Our master passed her a meat one whole and unbroken. “The woman said, ‘Why will you not break it open?’ “Our master said, ‘One who has left the household life dare not break meat.’ “That woman said, ‘Since you dare not break meat, how was it that the other day beside the Motherhood River you drank the high water, and today you are glad enough to eat a filling of sweet bean paste?’ “Our master did not take her meaning, and answered her with a couplet: ‘When the water runs high the boat goes swiftly; where the sand silts deep the horse travels slow.’ “I heard it all from the latticework, and fearing that our master's nature would be thrown into disorder I showed my own form and struck out at once with my rod. She too worked her powers, spat out smoke and mist, called ‘Take the royal brother away,’ then swung up her steel trident and fought old Monkey out of the cave.” When Sha Monk heard this he bit his finger and said, “There is no telling where this vile creature can have followed us from, but she knows the whole of that earlier business already.”

“If that is how it stands,” said Bajie, “there is no resting for us. Never mind whether it is dusk or the dead of night — let us go to her door and challenge her, and shout and make a racket, and stir her up so that she gets no sleep, and not leave her free to make sport of our master.” “My head aches,” said Pilgrim. “I cannot go.” Sha Monk said, “There is no need to challenge her. For one thing, elder brother's head is hurting; for another, our master is a true monk, and will on no account let form and emptiness throw his nature into disorder. Let us sit out this one night below the mountain slope, in some place out of the wind, and nurse our strength, and take the matter up again at daybreak.” So the three brothers tethered the white horse fast, kept guard over the baggage, and settled down below the slope for the night — of which we say no more.

Now the woman fiend laid aside her savage temper, composed her pleasant looks afresh, and called, “Little ones, shut the front and back doors fast.” She set two of them to keep the night watches and guard against Pilgrim, with orders that at the least sound at the door they should report it at once. Then she gave a further order: “Girls, put the bedchamber in order, light the candles and burn the incense, and ask the Tang emperor's sworn brother in, for I mean to take my pleasure with him.” So they helped the elder out from the back of the house. The woman fiend put on her most alluring airs, took the Tang Monk fast by the hand and said, “There is an old saying: gold is not the precious thing; ease and delight are worth more money. Come and play at being man and wife with me a while.” The elder set his teeth fast and would not let out a sound. He would have refused to go, but feared she might take it into her head to have his life; so he could only follow her, trembling, into the perfumed chamber. Yet he was as one witless and dumb. How should he raise his head or lift his eyes? He never once looked to see what bed or hangings her room held, nor did he know what chests or dressing-things stood there. And to all the talk of rain and cloud that the woman fiend poured out, he listened not at all.

A fine monk indeed! Truly:

His eyes would not look upon unwholesome forms; his ears would not listen to lewd sounds. He held that brocaded, delicate beauty to be so much dung and soil, that gold-and-pearl loveliness to be so much dust and ashes. All his life he has loved only the practice of Chan; not half a step will he stray from the ground of the Buddha. How should he know to cherish jade and pity fragrance? He understands only the refining of the true and the nurture of the nature. That woman fiend, all quick and quivering, her spring-thoughts without bound; this elder, stiff as a driven nail, his Chan-mind still in its place. The one like soft jade and warm fragrance; the other like dead ash and withered wood. That one spreads the mandarin-duck coverlet, her lewd humour thick upon her; this one draws tight his monk's robe, his cinnabar heart steadfast and bright. That one would press breast to breast and thigh to thigh, and pair as luan and phoenix; this one would face the wall, return to the mountain, and seek out Bodhidharma. The woman fiend loosens her clothes, making display of her fragrant flesh and sleek skin; the Tang Monk gathers his lapels, keeping close hidden his coarse flesh and rough hide. Says the woman fiend: “My pillow is to spare and my quilt lies idle — why should we not sleep?” Says the Tang Monk: “My head is shaven and my habit strange — how should I keep you company?” Says that one: “I would gladly be the Liu Cuicui of a former reign.” Says this one: “This poor monk is no Moon Ācārya.” Says the woman fiend: “I am fair as Xi Shi, and more willowy still.” Says the Tang Monk: “And for her sake the King of Yue was long at burying the dead.” Says the woman fiend: “Royal brother, do you not recall the saying — better to die beneath the flowers, for even as a ghost one is a gallant?” Says the Tang Monk: “My true yang is my most precious thing — how should I lightly give it to you, a painted skeleton……”

The two of them wrangled on with scattered words and broken phrases right into the deep of the watches, and the Tang elder's mind never once stirred. That woman fiend tugged and pulled at him and would not let go; this master of ours, all staid sobriety, simply would not have it. She kept at him until it was somewhere near the middle of the night, and by then had worked herself into a temper, and called out, “Little ones, fetch rope.” A pitiful thing — the very man she doted on, and one length of rope, and he trussed into the likeness of a shaggy lion. Then she had him dragged out under the gallery of the house, blew out the silver lamp, and they all went off to their sleeping places. Of that night there is nothing more to tell. Before they knew it the cocks had crowed three times. Down below the mountain slope the Great Sage Sun sat up and said, “This head of mine ached a while, but by now it is neither sore nor numb — only it itches a little.” “If it itches, let her give it another jab,” said Bajie with a laugh. “How would that suit?” Pilgrim spat and said, “Away, away, away with you.” Bajie laughed again and said, “‘Away, away, away’ — and my master, this one night past, astray, astray, astray.” “Leave off your bickering,” said Sha Monk. “It is light now — let us be away early and catch the fiend.” “Brother,” said Pilgrim, “you are to stay here and mind the horse, and not stir from the spot. Zhu Bajie shall come with me.”

The idiot roused himself, hitched up his cassock of black brocade and fell in behind Pilgrim; and the two of them, each carrying his weapon, sprang up the cliff and went straight to the foot of the stone screen. “You stand here a moment,” said Pilgrim. “My fear is that the creature may have done our master some harm in the night; let me go in first and find out how matters stand. If he has been coaxed by her and has lost his primal yang, then his merit is forfeit indeed and we may as well all break up and go our separate ways; but if his nature is undisordered and his Chan-mind unmoved, then we may put out our strength and grapple with her, beat the creature to death, and save our master for the road west.” “What a witless dolt you are!” said Bajie. “As the old saying has it: is a dried fish a fit pillow for a cat? And even were it not so — even were it not so — she would still have had a few clawfuls out of you.” “Leave off your idle guessing and loose talk,” said Pilgrim. “Let me go and see.”

Splendid Great Sage! He went round the stone screen, parted from Bajie, shook himself and changed once more into a bee, and flew in at the door. Inside the door he saw two maidservants with their heads pillowed on the watchman's clapper and bell, sound asleep. He went on to the flower pavilion and looked about him: the fiend, it seems, had been at it half the night, and they were all of them worn out — not one aware that it was daylight, and still sleeping. Pilgrim flew round to the back, and faintly he could hear the Tang Monk's voice calling. Raising his head of a sudden, he saw his master under the gallery of the house, bound with all four limbs drawn together. Pilgrim settled lightly on the Tang Monk's head and called, “Master.” The Tang Monk knew the voice and said, “Wukong, have you come? Quickly, save my life.” “And how went the fine business of last night?” said Pilgrim. Tripitaka said through his teeth, “I would sooner die than do such a thing.” “Yesterday I saw she had a mind to pity you and to love you,” said Pilgrim. “How comes it that today she has used you so hardly?” “She kept at me half the night,” said Tripitaka; “but I never loosened my belt, and my body never touched the bed. When she saw that I would not comply, she had me tied up here. By all means save me, that we may go on and fetch the scriptures.”

Master and disciple were still at their questions and answers when the fiend was startled awake. Savage as the fiend had been, there was still in her a lingering unwillingness to let him go. Waking and turning over, she caught just the one phrase, “go and fetch the scriptures,” and at that she rolled down off the bed and cried out shrilly, “You will not be a good husband to me, and yet you would go and fetch — what scriptures?” Pilgrim took fright, abandoned his master, spread his wings in haste and flew out, resumed his own form, and called, “Bajie!” The idiot came round the stone screen and said, “Well — did that business come off or not?” Pilgrim said with a laugh, “It did not, it did not. She pawed and fondled at the old master and he would not comply, so she lost her temper and had him tied up in there. He was just telling me how it had gone when the fiend woke, and I was so alarmed that I came out.” “What did our master say, then?” said Bajie. “He said only this: that his belt was never loosened and his body never touched the bed.” Bajie laughed and said, “Good, good, good — he is a true monk after all! Let us go and get him out.”

The idiot, coarse and headlong, would hear no discussion: he raised his muckrake and with the whole of his strength struck one blow at her stone door, and with a crash it broke into several pieces. It so frightened those maidservants asleep on the clapper and bell that they ran out past the second gate, crying, “Open up! The front door has been broken down by those two ugly men from yesterday!” The woman fiend was just coming out at her chamber door when four or five maidservants came running in to report, “Madam! Those two ugly men from yesterday have come again, and have smashed the front door to pieces.” Hearing this, the fiend called at once, “Little ones — heat water, that I may wash my face and dress my hair.” And she called, “Carry the royal brother, rope and all, into the back chamber and put him away. Let me go and give them a beating.” Splendid fiend! Out she came, raised her three-pronged trident and railed at them: “Insolent ape! Wild boar! Witless, the pair of you. How dare you break down my door?” Bajie railed back, “You lewd and worthless baggage! It was you who trapped our master, and now you dare to talk hard. Our master is the man you coaxed here to make a husband of. Send him out this instant and you shall be spared; but dare to say so much as half a ‘no’, and old Hog will give you one round of the rake that will bring the very mountain down upon you.” The fiend would hear nothing of it. She shook out her body, worked her arts as before, breathed smoke from her nostrils and belched fire from her mouth, and levelled her steel trident at Bajie. Bajie twisted aside to dodge it and struck in with his rake; and the Great Sage Sun brought his iron rod to bear and lent his strength beside him. The fiend worked her powers again — there was no telling how many arms she had — and fended them off to left and to right. They had crossed weapons some three or five bouts when, with what weapon there was no telling, she jabbed Bajie too, once, upon the lip. The idiot trailed his rake, clapped a hand over his mouth, and fled for his life with the hurt upon him. Pilgrim too had grown somewhat shy of her: he made a feint with his rod, and broke off beaten and ran. The fiend returned victorious, and called her little ones to fetch stones and wall the front door up — of which we say no more.

Now Sha Monk was grazing the horse before the slope when he heard a hog grunting somewhere. Raising his head of a sudden, he saw Bajie coming along with a hand clapped over his mouth, grunting. “What is the news?” said Sha Monk. The idiot groaned, “It is past bearing, past bearing. It hurts, hurts, hurts.” Before he had finished, Pilgrim came up as well and said with a laugh, “Splendid idiot! Yesterday you wished me a boil on the crown of the head, and today you have got yourself up a swollen-snout plague.” Bajie groaned, “Past enduring, past enduring. It hurts sorely. Fierce, fierce!”

The three of them were at a loss what to do when they saw an old woman coming along the road from the southern hill, a green bamboo basket carried in her left hand, with greens she had gathered. “Eldest brother,” said Sha Monk, “that old woman is coming near. Let me ask her for news, and find out what manner of fiend this is, and what manner of weapon, that it wounds people so.” “You stay where you are,” said Pilgrim. “Let old Monkey go and ask her.” Pilgrim opened his eyes wide and looked hard: straight above her head an auspicious cloud spread like a canopy, and to left and right a fragrant mist wrapped her about. Pilgrim knew her, and called at once, “Brothers! Will you not come and knock your heads? That old woman is the Bodhisattva.” In their haste Zhu Bajie bore his pain and bowed down, Sha Monk led the horse aside and bent his body, and the Great Sage Sun put his palms together and knelt, calling, “Namo Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, of great mercy and great compassion, who saves from suffering and delivers from calamity, and answers prayer.” Seeing that they had recognized her primal radiance, the Bodhisattva trod upon her auspicious cloud, rose into mid-air, and revealed her true likeness — which proved to be the likeness of the Fish Basket. Pilgrim hurried up into the air and made his petition: “Bodhisattva, forgive your disciple the offence of failing to meet you. We were labouring to save our master and did not know that you had come down. Now we have met with a demon-calamity that will not be brought to an end. We beg the Bodhisattva, of all things, to rescue us, to rescue us.” The Bodhisattva said, “This fiend is formidable indeed. That three-pronged trident of hers is a pair of pincer-claws grown upon her. What stabs and gives the pain is a hook upon her tail, and it is called the horse-felling poison. In her own body she is a scorpion spirit.

“Some while ago she was at the Monastery of Thunderclap, listening to the Buddha expound the scriptures. The Tathagata saw her and — he ought not to have done it — pushed her once with his hand; whereupon she turned her hook about and jabbed him, once, upon the thumb of his left hand. Even the Tathagata found the pain past enduring, and at once set the Vajra-guardians to seize her. And here she is. If you would save the Tang Monk, nothing will serve but to petition another; even I cannot come near her.” Pilgrim bowed again and said, “I beg the Bodhisattva to instruct me — which other should I petition? Your disciple will go and invite him at once.” “Go within the Eastern Gate of Heaven, to the Palace of Radiance,” said the Bodhisattva, “and beg the help of the Star Officer of the Mao mansion; only so can she be subdued.” Having spoken, she changed into a shaft of golden light and returned straight to the Southern Sea. The Great Sage Sun brought his cloud down and said to Bajie and Sha Monk, “Set your minds at rest, brothers. Our master has a rescuing star.” “And what rescuing star is that?” said Sha Monk. “The Bodhisattva has just now given directions, and bids me go and petition the Star Officer of the Mao mansion. Old Monkey is off.” Bajie, with a hand still over his mouth, groaned, “Brother — while you are about it, beg the Star Officer for a little physic to stop the pain.” “No physic is wanted,” said Pilgrim with a laugh. “Do as I did yesterday — ache the night through and you will be well.” “No need of all this chatter,” said Sha Monk. “Be off, and quickly.”

Splendid Pilgrim! He mounted his cloud-somersault in haste, and in a moment was outside the Eastern Gate of Heaven. Of a sudden he saw the Heavenly King of Increase, who saluted him face to face and said, “Where is the Great Sage bound?” “Escorting the Tang Monk westward for the scriptures,” said Pilgrim, “we have met a demon-obstruction on the road that has us entangled. I want to go to the Palace of Radiance and look in on the Star Officer of the Mao mansion.” Then of a sudden he saw the four great Marshals Tao, Zhang, Xin and Deng, who also asked where he was bound. “I am seeking the Star Officer of the Mao mansion,” said Pilgrim, “to go and subdue a fiend and save my master.” “The Star Officer received the Jade Emperor's command this morning,” said the four Marshals, “and has gone up to the Star-Watching Terrace on his rounds.” “Is that so?” said Pilgrim. “We lesser officers came down from the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox in his own company,” said the Heavenly Lord Xin. “Should we dare speak falsely?” “It has been a good while now,” said the Heavenly Lord Tao; “he may be about to return. Let the Great Sage go first to the Palace of Radiance, and if he has not come back, go on then to the Star-Watching Terrace.” The Great Sage was pleased at this, and took his leave of them at once. He came to the gateway of the Palace of Radiance and found it empty indeed; and he was turning to go when, over on that side, he saw a company of soldiers drawn up in order, with the Star Officer coming on behind them. The Star Officer was still wearing the court robes in which he had waited upon the throne, a whole suit of gold thread. Look at him:

His cap is pinned with the Five Peaks, all golden radiance; his tablet holds mountains and rivers, jade-coloured and gleaming. His robe is hung with the Seven Stars, the clouds massed thick upon it; his waist is girt with the Eight Poles, and the jewelled ring is bright. His pendants ring and chime as though beating out a measure; the swift sound of the wind is like the swinging of bells. A fan of kingfisher plumes opens, and the Mao mansion comes; heavenly fragrance drifts and fills the gate and the courtyard.

The soldiers going in front saw Pilgrim standing outside the Palace of Radiance, and turned back in haste to report: “My lord! The Great Sage Sun is here.” The Star Officer gathered in his cloud and mist, straightened his court robes, halted his attendants and had them divide to left and right, then came forward and made his salute: “What brings the Great Sage?” “I have come expressly to trouble you — to save my master out of a calamity.” “What calamity? And in what place?” “In the Kingdom of Western Liang, at the Lute Cave of Poison-Foe Mountain.” “What fiend is there in that mountain cave, that you should come and summon this humble spirit?” “The Bodhisattva Guanyin manifested herself a moment ago and said it is a scorpion spirit, and that she named you in particular as the one who could deal with it; and so I have come to invite you.” The Star Officer said, “I had meant to go back and report to the Jade Emperor; but since the Great Sage has come here, and since I am moved that the Bodhisattva should have recommended me, and for fear delay should spoil the business — this humble spirit will not presume to offer you tea. Let me go with you first and subdue the fiend, and come back and make my report after.” Hearing this, the Great Sage went out with him at once by the Eastern Gate of Heaven and made straight for the Kingdom of Western Liang. Seeing Poison-Foe Mountain not far off, Pilgrim pointed and said, “That is the mountain.” The Star Officer brought his cloud down, and together with Pilgrim came to the foot of the slope before the stone screen. Sha Monk saw them and said, “Second brother, get up! Eldest brother has managed to fetch the Star Officer.” The idiot, still with a hand over his mouth, said, “Pardon me, pardon me. I have a sickness upon me and cannot make my bow.” “You are a man in religious practice,” said the Star Officer. “What sickness should you have?” “This morning I fought with that fiend,” said Bajie, “and she jabbed me once upon the lip with it, and it aches to this hour.” “Come up here, and let me physic it for you.” Only then did the idiot take his hand away; and mumbling and whimpering he said, “By all means physic it — and when it is better I shall thank you.” The Star Officer passed his hand once over the lip and blew a breath upon it, and the pain was gone. The idiot bowed down in delight, saying, “Wonderful! Wonderful!” “Might I trouble the Star Officer to pass his hand over my head as well?” said Pilgrim with a laugh. “You did not take the poison. What would you be touched for?” “I did take it, yesterday,” said Pilgrim. “Only, a night having passed, it left off hurting. There is still some numbness and itching in it, and I am afraid it may come on when the sky turns overcast. Physic that too, if you please.” The Star Officer did indeed pass his hand once over the head as well and blow a breath, and the residue of the poison was dissolved, and there was neither numbness nor itching left. “Brother,” said Bajie savagely, “let us go and beat that vile creature.” “Just so, just so,” said the Star Officer. “You two call her out, and let me subdue her.”

Pilgrim and Bajie sprang up the slope and came once more behind the stone screen. The idiot, cursing wildly as he went — “hands like grappling hooks!” — gave one round with his muckrake and clawed away the stones that had been piled up outside the cave door. He burst through to the first gate, and with one more blow of the rake beat the second gate to powder. It so alarmed the little fiends within the door that they flew to report: “Madam! Those two ugly men have broken down the second gate as well.” The fiend was at that moment having the Tang Monk untied, and calling for vegetarian tea and rice to give him. Hearing that the second gate was broken she sprang out of the flower pavilion at once and swung her trident to thrust at Bajie; Bajie brought up his rake to parry; and Pilgrim, at her side, struck in as well with his iron rod. The fiend pressed close in upon them, meaning to bring her poison to bear; but Pilgrim and Bajie knew the way of it now, and turned about and ran. When the fiend had chased them past the stone screen, Pilgrim called out, “Where is the Mao mansion?” And there stood the Star Officer upon the slope, showing his true form — which proved to be a great double-combed cock. It lifted its head, standing some six or seven chǐ high, and crowed once at the fiend. At once the fiend showed her own true form, which proved to be a scorpion spirit about the size of a lute. The Star Officer crowed a second time, and the fiend went limp in every limb and died there before the slope. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says:

A flowered comb, an embroidered neck like a coiled tassel; claws hard, spurs long, and an angry glare in the eye. Leaping in manly majesty, complete in the Five Virtues; towering in strength and bearing, envied for its three crowings. How should it be as a common bird that cries above a thatched roof? It is in truth a star of heaven, making its holy name manifest. The poisonous scorpion cultivated the human Way in vain; restored to the origin and turned back to the root, she shows her true shape.

Bajie came forward, set one foot upon the creature's back and breast, and said, “Sinful beast! There will be no using the horse-felling poison this time.” The creature did not so much as stir; and the idiot gave it one round with the rake and pounded it into a lump of rotten paste. The Star Officer gathered up his golden light again and rode away upon a cloud. Pilgrim, Bajie and Sha Monk raised their clasped hands towards heaven in thanks, saying, “We have put you to trouble, we have put you to trouble. On another day we shall come to your palace and repay the courtesy.” When the three had made an end of their thanks they gathered up the baggage and the horse, and all went into the cave. There they saw the maidservants, great and small, kneel down on either side and bow, saying, “Venerable sirs, we are no fiends. We are all of us women of the Kingdom of Western Liang, carried off here some time since by that fiend. Your master is sitting in the perfumed chamber at the back, weeping.” At their words Pilgrim looked them over carefully, and sure enough there was no demon-vapour to be seen about them. So he went through to the back and called, “Master.” When the Tang Monk saw them all come in together he was greatly delighted, and said, “Worthy disciples — I have been a burden to you. And what has become of that woman?” “That creature was a great female scorpion,” said Bajie. “By good fortune the Bodhisattva Guanyin gave us directions, and eldest brother went up into the palaces of heaven and got the Star Officer of the Mao mansion to come down, and he subdued the creature. It has this moment been pounded to a mash by old Hog, and only then did we dare come so far in, and get sight of our master's face.”

The Tang Monk's thanks were without end. They looked out some fasting rice and fasting flour besides, made ready a meal, and ate. They sent the women who had been carried off away down the mountain, and pointed out to them the road home. They set a fire to it, and the few rooms of the place were burned away to nothing. They invited the Tang Monk to mount, and sought out the main road westward. And truly:

Cutting through the bonds of the dusty world, he leaves the realm of form behind; pressing the golden sea dry, he wakes to the mind of Chan.

After all, there is no knowing in how many years he shall attain to the true; and for that you must listen to the next chapter, where it will be explained.

札記 Notes

A demon who sets a second platter. The scorpion has two platters of buns brought out: one filled with human flesh, one with sweet bean paste, and the second is vegetarian. A demon who only wanted to eat a monk would have no use for it. Before she has said a word, the food on the table tells you she means to keep Tripitaka rather than consume him, and that she has taken the trouble to find out what he is allowed to eat. Almost everything she does in this chapter is like that — the barred doors, the posted night watches, the tidied bedchamber, the pause to wash her face and dress her hair before going out to fight. She runs a household, and she conducts a siege the way she conducted a seduction.

The joke about the bun. The exchange over the two platters turns on 破葷, which means both “break open a bun with meat in it” and “break the rule against eating meat”. She hands him a fasting bun already split; he hands her a meat bun whole. When she asks why he will not break hers open for her, she asks in the innocent sense and invites an answer in the guilty one. His reply takes the guilty sense and declines it — which declines the innocent request as well. It is the deftest thing he does all chapter, and it costs him four characters.

What the name over the door was telling you. The cave is called 琵琶洞, Lute Cave, on 毒敵山, Poison-Foe Mountain, and the pilgrims read both names off the door within a few minutes of arriving. Poison-Foe announces the weapon. Lute Cave is the better half: the four-stringed lute has a swelling body and a narrow neck, and when the scorpion is finally forced into her true shape she turns out to be “about the size of a lute”. The name was never a metaphor. It was a description of the tenant, posted at the entrance, legible for five thousand characters to anyone who knew what was inside.

Two hundred and fifty characters of verse, then a joke about a scab. The bedchamber scene is the chapter's set-piece, and it does something the novel attempts only rarely: after twelve units of matched description, the verse cracks open and the two of them start answering each other line for line, eight exchanges, each capped with an allusion. She offers herself as a courtesan from a play in which a monk is ruined by a woman; he replies that he is not the monk in that play. She claims the beauty of Xi Shi; he answers with what Xi Shi's beauty cost. Neither argues doctrine for a moment — they fence with stories, and he wins each round by refusing the story she offers. Then his last answer simply trails off into the chapter's only ellipsis, because the argument has no ending inside itself. Less than two hundred characters later, Pilgrim and Bajie are calling each other names about a scab.

The pun that will not cross over. At cockcrow Pilgrim spits and dismisses his brother with 放, thrown three times. Bajie throws it back and adds 浪, three times — and the two characters together make a real word meaning unrestrained or dissolute. So Bajie has not merely rhymed; he has built a compound out of his brother's insult and aimed the result at their master's night in the cave. Nothing in English does this, so the translation substitutes a chime of its own, “away” against “astray”, to keep the shape of the exchange. It is also the only moment in the chapter when anybody suggests aloud that Tripitaka might not have held out.

Evidence, not virtue. Pilgrim's first question to his hogtied master is not whether he is hurt. It is how the “fine business” of last night went — because he has already told Bajie that if their master has lost his primal yang then the company breaks up and everyone goes home. Tripitaka's answer is the most carefully built sentence he gets in the chapter. He does not protest his virtue or invoke his vows. He offers two physical facts: his belt was never loosened, his body never touched the bed. That is the register of a sworn statement, and it is exactly what was asked for. Pilgrim then repeats the two facts to Bajie in the same words, passing on the evidence rather than a verdict.

Why the answer is a rooster. Everything is tried against this demon and everything fails: an iron rod that once broke heaven, a muckrake, and finally Guanyin herself, who states plainly that she cannot come near her. The chapter's escalation looks as though it must end in some greater power. It ends in a barnyard fowl. The Star Officer of the Mao mansion is one of the twenty-eight lunar mansions, and the animal attached to that mansion is the cock — the natural enemy of scorpions. He does not strike her or bind her. He stands on the slope, lifts his head and crows twice, and she dies. The reader could have worked it out the moment Guanyin named him.

The reversal kept back for the end. The maidservants who carried in the buns, who were posted to keep the night watches and fell asleep on the clapper, who fetched the rope and dragged Tripitaka out under the gallery, turn out not to have been demons at all. They are women of the Women's Kingdom, carried off exactly as he was. The reader watches them all night without being told. And when the pilgrims finally reach their master he is not standing in triumph but sitting in the perfumed chamber, weeping — and his first words are an apology for having been a burden, followed at once by a question about what became of the woman.