八戒戲星 Bajie and the Three Stars
那仙童看見,即忙報道:「師父,海上三星來了。」鎮元子正與唐僧師弟閑敘,聞報,即降階奉迎。那八戒見了壽星,近前扯住,笑道:「你這肉頭老兒,許久不見,還是這般脫灑,帽兒也不帶個來。」遂把自家一個僧帽,撲的套在他頭上,撲著手呵呵大笑道:「好,好,好,真是『加冠進祿』也。」那壽星將帽子摜了,罵道:「你這個夯貨,老大不知高低。」八戒道:「我不是夯貨,你等真是奴才。」福星道:「你倒是個夯貨,反敢罵人是奴才?」八戒又笑道:「既不是人家奴才,好道叫做『添壽』、『添福』、『添祿』?」那三藏喝退了八戒,急整衣拜了三星。那仙童看见,即忙报道:「师父,海上三星来了。」镇元子正与唐僧师弟闲叙,闻报,即降阶奉迎。那八戒见了寿星,近前扯住,笑道:「你这肉头老儿,许久不见,还是这般脱洒,帽儿也不带个来。」遂把自家一个僧帽,扑的套在他头上,扑著手呵呵大笑道:「好,好,好,真是『加冠进禄』也。」那寿星将帽子掼了,骂道:「你这个夯货,老大不知高低。」八戒道:「我不是夯货,你等真是奴才。」福星道:「你倒是个夯货,反敢骂人是奴才?」八戒又笑道:「既不是人家奴才,好道叫做『添寿』、『添福』、『添禄』?」那三藏喝退了八戒,急整衣拜了三星。
逐句解 Line by line
The immortal boy caught sight of them and hastened to report: “Master, the three Stars from over the sea have come!”
仙童 ("immortal lad"), one of Zhenyuan’s acolytes; 海上三星, "the three Stars from over the sea," the 福祿壽 arriving from Penglai.
Zhenyuan, who was just then chatting idly with the Tang Monk and his disciples, heard the report and came down the steps at once to welcome them.
鎮元子 ("Master Zhenyuan," 子 the honorific zǐ); 降階奉迎 ("to descend the steps and receive [a guest]," 降 = jiàng), the courtesy due a visitor of rank.
When Bajie saw the Star of Longevity, he pressed up and caught hold of him, laughing: “You fat-headed old fellow — haven’t seen you in ages, and still as dapper as ever! But you’ve not brought so much as a cap to wear.”
肉頭 ("meat-head," a fond insult); 老兒 ("old fellow," 兒 the suffix er); 脫灑 ("free and easy, unencumbered"). The Star of Longevity is conventionally bald and high-domed, hence Bajie’s crack about the missing cap.
With that he clapped one of his own monk’s caps down on the Star’s head, and slapping his hands, guffawed: “Good, good, good — now it’s truly a case of ‘cap and promotion’!”
撲的套在 ("plumped it down upon"); 撲著手 ("clapping the hands," 著 the durative zhe). 加冠進祿 ("adding a cap, advancing in rank") puns on the auspicious phrase 加官進祿 ("promotion in office and emolument") — the homophone 冠/官 (both guān) turning Bajie’s prank into a blessing.
The Star of Longevity flung the cap down and scolded: “You clumsy oaf — great grown thing that you are, and no sense of high or low!”
摜 ("to hurl down"); 夯貨 (hāng huò, "a lump of a thing, a blockhead"), a favorite epithet for Bajie; 老大, "for all your size, great as you are."
Bajie said, “I’m no blockhead — it’s you lot who are the real lackeys.”
奴才 ("servant, lackey"), a coarse insult; Bajie, never one to take a scolding meekly, fires straight back at the venerable Stars.
Said the Star of Fortune, “Why, you’re the blockhead — and yet you dare call others lackeys?”
倒是 ("on the contrary, actually," 倒 = dào), turning the charge back on Bajie; 反敢, "and yet dare." The exchange is pure knockabout banter.
Bajie laughed again: “Well, if you’re nobody’s lackeys, then I suppose you’re to be called ‘Longevity-added,’ ‘Fortune-added,’ and ‘Rank-added’?”
好道 ("I suppose, no doubt"); the three 添-phrases pun on the Stars’ own names — 壽, 福, 祿 — recasting his rudeness as a triple blessing. Bajie’s wit lies in dressing insult as auspicious wordplay.
Tripitaka shouted Bajie back, hastily straightened his robe, and made his bows to the three Stars.
喝退 ("to shout [someone] back, drive off with a rebuke"); 整衣, "to adjust one’s garments" before a formal salutation. Tripitaka’s decorum is the constant foil to Bajie’s clowning.
The Stars’ arrival at the abbey lets the novel indulge its broadest comic register, and Bajie is its instrument. His assault on the dignified Star of Longevity — seizing him, mocking his bald pate, clapping a monk’s cap on his head — is exactly the kind of irreverent horseplay that endears the pig-disciple to readers. The humor turns on a running seam of puns: 加冠進祿 for 加官進祿, and the mock-honorifics "Longevity-added, Fortune-added, Rank-added" that twist the Stars’ own names into a backhanded blessing.
The scene is built on the contrast of temperaments that structures so much of the pilgrimage: Bajie’s coarse, quick-tongued mischief against Tripitaka’s anxious propriety, with the good-humored Stars caught between. That figures of such cosmic dignity should trade schoolyard insults with a pig-spirit — "blockhead," "lackey" — is the novel’s cheerful leveling at work: in the world of the journey, no one is too exalted to be teased.