這個買賣生意弄不成 Otherwise This Deal Falls Through
吩咐儀制司領三位賢親去會同館少坐,著光祿寺安排三席素宴去彼奉陪。兩處俱著教坊司奏樂,伏侍賞春景,消遲日也。八戒聞得,應聲道:「陛下,我師徒自相會,更無一刻相離。今日既在御花園飲宴,帶我們去耍兩日,好教師父替你家做駙馬;不然,這個買賣生意弄不成。」吩咐仪制司领三位贤亲去会同馆少坐,着光禄寺安排三席素宴去彼奉陪。两处俱着教坊司奏乐,伏侍赏春景,消迟日也。八戒闻得,应声道:「陛下,我师徒自相会,更无一刻相离。今日既在御花园饮宴,带我们去耍两日,好教师父替你家做驸马;不然,这个买卖生意弄不成。」
逐句解 Line by line
He instructed the Bureau of Ceremonies to take the three worthy relatives to sit a while at the Residence for Envoys, and had the Court of Imperial Entertainments lay on three tables of meatless food to attend them there. At both places he had the Music Bureau play, to wait on them while they enjoyed the spring scene and whiled away the long day.
Three separate government departments, deployed on the problem of keeping three monks entertained. The 儀制司 handled protocol, the 會同館 was the state guest house for foreign envoys, and the 教坊司 supplied the court's musicians and dancers. The small word 著 appears twice here, both times as zhuó — the reading it takes when somebody is being ordered to do something. Six of this chapter's twenty-one uses of the character are royal commands, and this whole scene is built out of them. Note what the king has quietly done: the monks are to be entertained *somewhere else*.
Eight Rules heard this and spoke up in answer: "Your Majesty, ever since we master and disciples came together we have not been apart for a single moment. Since today's drinking is in the royal garden, take us along and let us amuse ourselves for a day or two, so that our master can be your family's Prince Consort properly. Otherwise this deal of yours falls through."
Eight Rules has spotted the separation and objects to it, and his argument is a masterpiece of the wrong instinct producing the right result. The last line is the one to enjoy. 這個買賣生意弄不成 — this piece of business won't come off — is shop language, the sort of thing said across a counter about a consignment. He has just described a royal wedding as a deal that might fall through, to the king, in his own audience hall. 應聲 is yìng, to answer or respond. All four of this chapter's uses are that reading, and not one is the yīng of ought to.
The king's plan is to have the groom in one pavilion and the groom's alarming attendants in another, and it is a perfectly sensible plan. Eight Rules destroys it in four sentences by being too stupid to see what it was for.
But he is right, and the novel needs him to be right, because Pilgrim has to be in the garden. Everything Pilgrim promised in the dark last night depends on his being close enough to see the princess when she comes out. Eight Rules has just secured that, and his stated reason for wanting it is that he would like a couple of days' amusement and some food.
This is one of the book's favourite structures: the plan that works is not the clever one. Pilgrim argued the king off his throne with a piece of reasoning about rank. Eight Rules keeps them all in the same garden by whining about it.