- 其一 得一步就進一步 We Get One Step, We Take One Step
- 其二 豈有貴人不坐之理 There Is No Such Thing as a Lord Who Stands
- 其三 父天母地，石裂吾生 Father Heaven, Mother Earth, the Stone Split and I Was Born
- 其四 慌得下了龍床 The King Comes Down from the Dragon Couch
- 其五 半句話，解開孽網 Half a Sentence Opened the Net of Sin
- 其六 假扭斯文 The Idiot Plays to the Gallery
- 其七 指河為姓 He Took the River for a Surname
- 其八 猿猴獻果 The Monkey Offers Fruit
- 其九 撐腸拄腹 Until His Belly Propped Him Up
- 其十 先母也是拋打繡毬 My Late Mother Also Threw a Ball
- 其十一 火眼金睛 Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils
- 其十二 相面之士，當我孫子罷了 Face-Readers Can Be My Grandsons
- 其十三 十節兒已上了九節七八分 Nine Joints of Ten, and Most of the Tenth
- 其十四 鞦韆索冷空留影 The Swing Rope Hangs Cold
- 其十五 海晏河清一統朝 The Sea Calm and the River Clear
- 其十六 這個買賣生意弄不成 Otherwise This Deal Falls Through
- 其十七 留春亭 The Spring-Keeping Pavilion
- 其十八 好去處 A Fine Place It Was
- 其十九 杯斝飛傳玉液清 The Jade Liquor Goes Round
- 其二十 壁上掛著四面金屏 Four Gold Screens on the Wall
- 其二十一 如不吝珠玉 Do Not Begrudge Your Pearls and Jade
- 其二十二 請依韻各和一首 He Answered in the Same Rhymes
- 其二十三 你那裡知道 You Have No Idea
- 其二十四 打不斷的親，罵不斷的鄰 The Quarrel You Cannot Break
- 其二十五 打他二十禪杖 Twenty Strokes of the Staff
- 其二十六 葷素共五百餘席 Five Hundred Tables
- 其二十七 巧樣宮妝，嫦娥怎比 How Should the Moon Lady Compare?
- 其二十八 天臺福地遠，怎似國王家 When Could the Land of the Immortals Compare?
- 其二十九 不要錯過時辰 Do Not Let the Hour Go By
- 其三十 萬望父王將他發放出城 Send Them Out of the City
- 其三十一 捏指頭兒算日子 Counting on His Fingers
- 其三十二 老孫一覷，就知真假 One Look and I Shall Know
- 其三十三 千百兩黃金白銀 A Thousand Taels of Gold and Silver
- 其三十四 聒噪，聒噪 Sorry to Have Troubled You
- 其三十五 丟個眼色 He Gave Him a Look
- 其三十六 行者不言語，只管走 He Said Nothing and Kept Walking
- 其三十七 釀成濃美自何嘗 He Brews the Sweetness and Never Tastes It
- 其三十八 禪心動念念生愁 The Chan Mind Stirs a Thought