請書匣兒 The Lacquered Invitation Box
那怪左脅下挾著一個彩漆的請書匣兒,迎著行者叫道:「古怪刁鑽,你兩個來了?買了幾口豬羊?」行者道:「這趕的不是?」那怪朝沙僧道:「此位是誰?」行者道:「就是販豬羊的客人。還少他幾兩銀子,帶他來家取的。你往那裡去?」那怪道:「我往竹節山去請老大王明早赴會。」行者綽他的口氣兒,就問:「共請多少人?」那怪道:「請老大王坐首席,連本山大王共頭目等眾,約有四十多位。」正說處,八戒道:「去罷,去罷,豬羊都四散走了。」行者道:「你去邀著,等我討他帖兒看看。」那怪見自家人,即揭開取出,遞與行者。行者展開看時,上寫著:那怪左胁下挟着一个彩漆的请书匣儿,迎着行者叫道:「古怪刁钻,你两个来了?买了几口猪羊?」行者道:「这赶的不是?」那怪朝沙僧道:「此位是谁?」行者道:「就是贩猪羊的客人。还少他几两银子,带他来家取的。你往那里去?」那怪道:「我往竹节山去请老大王明早赴会。」行者绰他的口气儿,就问:「共请多少人?」那怪道:「请老大王坐首席,连本山大王共头目等众,约有四十多位。」正说处,八戒道:「去罢,去罢,猪羊都四散走了。」行者道:「你去邀着,等我讨他帖儿看看。」那怪见自家人,即揭开取出,递与行者。行者展开看时,上写着:
逐句解 Line by line
That fiend had a coloured lacquer letter-box tucked under his left arm, and coming up to Pilgrim he called out, "Odd-Queer Sly-Devious! So you two are back? How many pigs and sheep did you buy?"
The disguise works instantly, and it works because of the tablet rather than the face — the fiend reads the name off him. Both occurrences of 著 here are zhe, the reading for a state kept up: the box stays tucked, and he keeps facing Pilgrim as he speaks.
"How many pigs and sheep did you buy?"
The first question anybody asks a colleague coming back from the market, and it is nearly the end of the whole plan — Pilgrim has no idea what the correct answer is.
Pilgrim said, "Are these not the ones we are driving?"
Answering a question with the visible evidence, which commits him to no number at all. It is the single most useful sentence in the disguise.
The fiend turned toward Sha Monk and said, "And who might this be?"
朝 keeps the facing-towards reading here rather than the morning one it takes at the banquet line — the fiend turns to face him.
Pilgrim said, "This is the dealer in pigs and sheep.
Sha Monk never speaks in this whole encounter. Pilgrim answers for him throughout, which is both good tradecraft and a fair picture of how the three of them work.
"We are still a few taels short with him, so we brought him home to collect."
The cover story, invented on the spot, and it is a good one: it explains the stranger, gives him a reason to come inside, and gives him a reason to stay until he has been paid.
"Where are you off to?"
那 is nǎ here, the asking reading — where, not there. Pilgrim turns the interrogation round in five graphs.
The fiend said, "I am off to Bamboo-Node Mountain, to invite the old great king to the feast tomorrow morning."
And there is the second half of the chapter, handed over freely. Bamboo-Node Mountain will turn out to hold something a great deal worse than a yellow lion.
Pilgrim caught up his manner of speaking and asked, "How many are invited altogether?"
綽 here means to catch or take up somebody's tone and run with it, a colloquial use the dictionaries do not clearly record; the reading holds at chuò for want of better evidence. What Pilgrim is doing is plain enough: he matches the fiend's register so the next question sounds like shop talk.
The fiend said, "The old great king takes the head of the table, and with our own mountain's king and the chiefs and the rest, there will be forty and more."
A full guest list, given to a stranger in the road. The number matters: forty-odd is a garrison, not a dinner party.
They were still speaking when Eight Rules said, "Off with you, off with you — the pigs and sheep are scattering in all directions!"
Both instances of 罷 take the light ba here, the reading for a softener at the end of a sentence rather than the full verb meaning to stop. And it is Eight Rules who breaks up a conversation that is going too well — for once his impatience is useful, though he does not intend it that way.
Pilgrim said, "Go and head them off, and let me ask him for his card to look at."
帖 is tiě here, the reading for a card or note, not tiē meaning to paste up. Pilgrim gets rid of his brother and asks for the document in the same breath.
The fiend, seeing one of his own household, opened the box at once, took it out and handed it to Pilgrim.
The tablet does all the work again. 自家人 — one of our own — is the whole security system at the Tiger-Mouth Cave.
Pilgrim opened it out and looked, and this is what was written:
著 is zhe, the reading for a state that stands: the words are there on the paper, written and staying written.
This is a fourteen-line interrogation in which the person being interrogated is the one who learns everything. The fiend asks four questions and gets three non-answers and a lie. Pilgrim asks three and comes away with the destination, the guest of honour, the head count and the physical invitation.
What makes it work is not magic but paperwork. The whole encounter turns on two lacquered objects — the name tablets round the impostors' waists and the letter-box under the fiend's arm. Nobody at this cave checks a face; they check a label.
And Eight Rules, who has been a liability all chapter, accidentally does the right thing. His shout about the scattering livestock breaks off a conversation that had begun to run long, and gives Pilgrim the natural moment to ask for the card. The novel does not point this out, which is why it is funny.