問齋辦飯 Fasting Fare and the Cooking of Rice
眾僧卻又禮拜。三藏道:「院主請起,再不必行禮,作踐貧僧,我和你都是佛門弟子。」僧官道:「老爺是上國欽差,小和尚有失迎接。今到荒山,奈何俗眼不識尊儀,與老爺邂逅相逢。動問老爺:一路上是吃素?是吃葷?我們好去辦飯。」三藏道:「吃素。」僧官道:「徒弟,這個爺爺好的吃葷。」行者道:「我們也吃素,都是胎裡素。」那和尚道:「爺爺呀!這等兇漢也吃素?」有一個膽量大的和尚,近前又問:「老爺既然吃素,煮多少米的飯方夠吃?」八戒道:「小家子和尚,問甚麼?一家煮上一石米。」那和尚都慌了,便去刷洗鍋灶,各房中安排茶飯。高掌明燈,調開桌椅,管待唐僧。众僧却又礼拜。三藏道:「院主请起,再不必行礼,作践贫僧,我和你都是佛门弟子。」僧官道:「老爷是上国钦差,小和尚有失迎接。今到荒山,奈何俗眼不识尊仪,与老爷邂逅相逢。动问老爷:一路上是吃素?是吃荤?我们好去办饭。」三藏道:「吃素。」僧官道:「徒弟,这个爷爷好的吃荤。」行者道:「我们也吃素,都是胎里素。」那和尚道:「爷爷呀!这等凶汉也吃素?」有一个胆量大的和尚,近前又问:「老爷既然吃素,煮多少米的饭方够吃?」八戒道:「小家子和尚,问甚么?一家煮上一石米。」那和尚都慌了,便去刷洗锅灶,各房中安排茶饭。高掌明灯,调开桌椅,管待唐僧。
逐句解 Line by line
The monks then bowed once more.
A renewed obeisance as the party is seated.
Tripitaka said: “Prior, please rise; no need for further bowing — it only abases this poor monk. You and I are alike disciples of the Buddha's gate.”
作踐 "to demean, degrade"; 行 read xíng (行禮); 和你 "you and I," 和 here hé; 都 read dōu; 佛 read fó. Tripitaka insists on the kinship of monks the abbot had denied.
The abbot said: “Your Lordship is an envoy of the superior kingdom; this humble monk failed to welcome you properly.”
上國 "the superior kingdom" (China); 欽差 "an imperially commissioned envoy," 差 read chāi; 和尚 read hé shàng.
“Now that you've come to our poor hill — alas that these worldly eyes failed to know your honoured presence, and met your Lordship as if by mere chance.”
荒山 a self-deprecating "wild hill" for the temple; 俗眼 "worldly, undiscerning eyes"; 邂逅相逢 "to meet by chance," 相 read xiāng.
“May I ask your Lordship: on the road, do you keep to a vegetarian diet,”
動問 "may I presume to ask"; 吃素 "to eat vegetarian fare."
“or do you eat meat?”
吃葷 "to eat meat and the pungent foods forbidden to monks."
“so that we may go and prepare the meal.”
辦飯 "to see to the food."
Tripitaka said: “Vegetarian.”
藏 read zàng.
The abbot said to his disciples: “This lord here surely eats meat.”
好的 "surely, no doubt" (colloquial). The abbot assumes the fierce-looking Wukong must be a meat-eater.
The Pilgrim said: “We eat vegetarian too — vegetarian from the womb.”
胎裡素 "vegetarian from within the womb," i.e. lifelong; 都 read dōu, 行 read xíng.
The monk said: “My lord! —”
那 read nà, 和尚 read hé shàng.
“a fierce fellow like this eats vegetarian too?”
兇漢 "a ferocious fellow." The monk's disbelief that so fearsome a creature keeps the abstinence.
One bolder monk came forward and asked further: “Since your Lordships eat vegetarian, how much rice must we cook for a meal to be enough?”
膽量大 "bold, stout-hearted"; 多少 "how much," 少 read shǎo; 和尚 read hé shàng.
Bajie said: “You stingy little monk, why ask?”
小家子 "petty, tight-fisted," 子 the suffix zi; 甚 read shén; 和尚 read hé shàng.
“Each household cooks up a whole picul of rice.”
一石米 "one 石 of rice" — 石 here the grain-measure (about a picul), read shí in the older literary convention (a common modern reading is dàn). Bajie's gluttonous exaggeration alarms the monks.
The monks were all thrown into a panic, and went off to scour the pots and stoves and lay out food in every cell.
那 read nà, 和尚 read hé shàng, 都 read dōu; 各房中 "in every quarter," 中 read zhōng; 刷洗鍋灶 "to scrub the pots and stove."
They raised the bright lamps, set out tables and chairs, and waited on Tripitaka.
高掌明燈 "to hold the lamps up high"; 調開 "to arrange, set out," 調 read diào; 管待 "to attend to, entertain."
The abbot's turnaround is complete: he apologizes with flattering self-abasement, professing that his "worldly eyes" failed to recognize the envoy of the superior kingdom. Tripitaka, for his part, gently insists on the equality the abbot had earlier refused — "you and I are alike disciples of the Buddha's gate" — quietly restating the fellow-feeling among monks that the whole episode has tested.
The scene then relaxes into food comedy. The abbot assumes the ferocious-looking Wukong must eat meat and is corrected — "vegetarian from the womb" — and when a bolder monk asks how much rice to cook, Bajie's gluttonous boast of a picul per household throws the community into a scramble. The humour is affectionate and defuses the tension of the confrontation, resettling the pilgrims as honoured, if alarming, guests as the lamps are lit for the evening.