老君索寶 Lord Lao Reclaims His Treasures
行者仔細觀看,原來是太上李老君,慌得近前施禮道:「老官兒,那裡去?」那老祖急昇玉局寶座,在九霄空裡佇立,叫:「孫行者,還我寶貝。」大聖起到空中道:「甚麼寶貝?」老君道:「葫蘆是我盛丹的,淨瓶是我盛水的,寶劍是我煉魔的,扇子是我搧火的,繩子是我一根勒袍的帶。那兩個怪:一個是我看金爐的童子,一個是我看銀爐的童子。只因他偷了我的寶貝,走下界來,正無覓處,卻是你今拿住,得了功績。」行者仔细观看,原来是太上李老君,慌得近前施礼道:「老官儿,那里去?」那老祖急升玉局宝座,在九霄空里伫立,叫:「孙行者,还我宝贝。」大圣起到空中道:「甚么宝贝?」老君道:「葫芦是我盛丹的,净瓶是我盛水的,宝剑是我炼魔的,扇子是我扇火的,绳子是我一根勒袍的带。那两个怪:一个是我看金炉的童子,一个是我看银炉的童子。只因他偷了我的宝贝,走下界来,正无觅处,却是你今拿住,得了功绩。」
逐句解 Line by line
Pilgrim looked closely, and it turned out to be the Most High Lord Lao Li; in a fluster he came forward and made his bow: "Old sir, where are you off to?"
仔細觀看 is "looked carefully," 仔 read zǐ and 觀 read guān. 太上李老君 is the Most High Lord Lao — the deified Laozi, given the surname Li that tradition assigns him. 慌得 is "flustered," 得 the complement de; 老官兒, "old sir," takes the suffix 兒 (er) and is cheerfully under-respectful for a supreme deity; 那裡 asks (nǎ).
The old patriarch rose swiftly to his Jade-Bureau throne and, standing poised in the ninefold empyrean, called: "Sun Xingzhe, give me back my treasures."
玉局寶座 is the Jade-Bureau throne; 九霄空 is the ninefold empyrean. Having been recognised, he stops being a beggar and takes his seat in the sky. 還我寶貝 has 還 read huán.
The Great Sage rose up into the air: "What treasures?"
甚麼寶貝 — "what treasures?", 甚 read shén; 空中 has 中 read zhōng. Wukong tries brazening it out, briefly.
Lord Lao said: "The gourd is mine, for holding elixir; the Pure Vase is mine, for holding water; the treasure-sword is mine, for refining demons; the fan is mine, for fanning fire; and the cord is a sash of mine, one strand for cinching my robe.
And here the chapter pulls the rug. Every terrifying object gets returned to its domestic use: the gourd holds elixir, the vase holds water, the sword refines demons, the fan fans a fire, and the world-binding Golden Cord is the belt of his dressing-gown. 盛丹的 and 盛水的 take 盛 as chéng, to hold or contain, not shèng, flourishing.
As for those two fiends: one is the boy who tends my gold furnace, and one is the boy who tends my silver furnace.
And the pair who have terrorised two chapters are 童子 — acolyte-boys, 子 the noun suffix (zi) — one minding the gold furnace, one the silver. Their fearsome titles, Gold-Horn and Silver-Horn, turn out to be job descriptions.
Just because they stole my treasures and came down to the mortal world, and I was at a loss where to seek them — it is you who have now caught them, and gained the credit."
正無覓處 is "just when I had nowhere to look for them," 處 read chù; 得了功績 is "gained the merit," 得 read dé. He is reclaiming his property and thanking the thief in the same sentence.
The reversal completes and the mystery opens. The blind man is the Most High Lord Lao, who rises to his Jade-Bureau throne and asks for his things back. His inventory of the dreadful arsenal is a masterstroke of deflation: the world-scorching gourd and vase merely hold elixir and water, and the cord that bound the Great Sage is what he uses to keep his robe shut.
Then the disclosure. The Gold-Horn and Silver-Horn Kings, terrors of two chapters, are a pair of boys who mind his furnaces and ran off with the household goods. At a stroke the whole arc is rescaled — mighty demons into truant servants, cosmic weapons into kitchen equipment — and Lord Lao, with wry generosity, credits Wukong with the capture even as he takes back his own.