賺得金丹 Winning the Single Grain of Gold-Cinnabar
老君忽的尋思道:「這猴子憊懶哩,說去就去,只怕溜進來就偷。」即命仙童叫回來道:「你這猴子,手腳不穩,我把這還魂丹送你一丸罷。」行者道:「老官兒,既然曉得老孫的手段,快把金丹拿出來,與我四六分分,還是你的造化哩;不然,就送你個皮笊籬──一撈個罄盡。」那老祖取過葫蘆來,倒吊過底子,傾出一粒金丹,遞與行者道:「止有此了,拿去,拿去。送你這一粒,醫活那皇帝,只算你的功果罷。」行者接了道:「且休忙,等我嘗嘗看,只怕是假的,莫被他哄了。」撲的往口裡一丟。慌得那老祖上前扯住,一把揪著頂瓜皮,揝著拳頭,罵道:「這潑猴若要咽下去,就直打殺了。」行者笑道:「嘴臉,小家子樣。那個吃你的哩?能值幾個錢?虛多實少的。在這裡不是?」原來那猴子頦下有嗉袋兒,他把那金丹噙在嗉袋裡,被老祖捻著道:「去罷,去罷,再休來此纏繞。」這大聖才謝了老祖,出離了兜率天宮。老君忽的寻思道:「这猴子惫懒哩,说去就去,只怕溜进来就偷。」即命仙童叫回来道:「你这猴子,手脚不稳,我把这还魂丹送你一丸罢。」行者道:「老官儿,既然晓得老孙的手段,快把金丹拿出来,与我四六分分,还是你的造化哩;不然,就送你个皮笊篱──一捞个罄尽。」那老祖取过葫芦来,倒吊过底子,倾出一粒金丹,递与行者道:「止有此了,拿去,拿去。送你这一粒,医活那皇帝,只算你的功果罢。」行者接了道:「且休忙,等我尝尝看,只怕是假的,莫被他哄了。」扑的往口里一丢。慌得那老祖上前扯住,一把揪着顶瓜皮,揝着拳头,骂道:「这泼猴若要咽下去,就直打杀了。」行者笑道:「嘴脸,小家子样。那个吃你的哩?能值几个钱?虚多实少的。在这里不是?」原来那猴子颏下有嗉袋儿,他把那金丹噙在嗉袋里,被老祖捻着道:「去罢,去罢,再休来此缠绕。」这大圣才谢了老祖,出离了兜率天宫。
逐句解 Line by line
Lord Lao fell to thinking of a sudden: "This monkey is a sly one — says he'll go and off he goes; only I fear he'll slip back in and steal."
The refusal lasts exactly as long as it takes Lord Lao to imagine the alternative. 憊懶 is lazy-cunning, a rogue. 猴子: rounding-off 子 = zi. 溜進來 is to slink back in — which is, after all, how this god lost his elixir the first time.
So he ordered an immortal lad to call him back: "You monkey — your hands are none too honest. I'll make you a present of one pellet of the Soul-Reverting Elixir."
還魂丹: 還 = huán. 手腳不穩 is literally "hands and feet unsteady" and means light-fingered. Closing 罷 = ba. Note what has happened: rather than risk a theft, he makes a gift.
Pilgrim said: "Old sir, since you know old Sun's skill, be quick and bring out the golden elixir — split it with me four-six, and it'll still be your good fortune;
老官兒: 兒 = er. 曉得: 得 = dé. 還是: 還 = hái, "still, all the same." 四六分分 is to split it four-to-six — and Wukong is proposing to take the six, having been offered one pellet.
otherwise, I'll make you a present of a leather skimmer — one scoop and I clean you out."
This is a two-part saying of the kind Chinese loves: name an object, then land the punchline. A 皮笊籬 is a leather ladle-strainer, and the joke is that leather has no holes — 一撈個罄盡, one scoop and the pot comes up empty. 罄盡 is utterly cleaned out; 盡 = jìn. The threat is delivered as a gift: I'll make you a present of a strainer.
The old patriarch took down his gourd, tipped it upside down, and poured out a single grain of golden elixir, handing it to Pilgrim: "That's all there is — take it, take it.
Pointing 那老祖: 那 = nà. 倒吊過底子: 倒 = dào, to invert; rounding-off 子 = zi. 傾出一粒, to pour out a single grain. The upended gourd is a piece of stage business — see, there is nothing left.
I make you a present of this one grain; revive that emperor with it, and just reckon it to your merit."
Pointing 那皇帝: 那 = nà. 功果 is merit, the credit that accrues from a good deed. Closing 罷 = ba. The god cannot resist attaching a condition to a gift he did not want to make.
Pilgrim took it and said: "Wait, don't be hasty — let me have a taste of it first; I'm only afraid it's a fake, that he's fooling me."
且休忙, "wait, no hurry." 嘗嘗看 is to give a thing a taste. 哄了, "was taken in." The pretext is beautifully chosen — accusing the god of fobbing him off with a fake is the one excuse for putting the pellet in his mouth.
With a plop he tossed it into his mouth.
撲的 is the sound itself, a plop. 一丟, a single toss. The whole sentence is seven characters and one gesture, and the scene turns on it.
In a fluster the old patriarch sprang forward and seized him, grabbed a fistful of his scalp-skin at the crown, and clenched his fist, cursing: "If this wretched ape means to swallow it down, I'll strike him dead on the spot!"
慌得: hinging 得 = de; pointing 那老祖 = nà. 揪著 and 揝著: 著 = zhe, showing the grip held. 頂瓜皮 is the skin at the crown of the head — the god has a fistful of Wukong's scalp, which is not the posture of a dignified immortal.
Pilgrim laughed: "What a face — small-house manners!
嘴臉, "what a face," is a jeer. 小家子樣 is small-house manners, the mean-spiritedness of a petty household; rounding-off 子 = zi. The word is still in use for anyone who counts the teaspoons.
Who'd be eating yours?
那個吃你的: interrogative 那個 = nǎ gè, "who, which one" — not the pointing nà.
What are a few coppers' worth?
能值幾個錢, "how much can it be worth?" — mock contempt for a pellet that is, in fact, beyond price.
All show and little substance.
虛多實少, "much show, little substance"; 少 = shǎo. He is reviewing the merchandise.
Isn't it here?"
在這裡不是, "here it is, isn't it?" — and out it comes, still whole. The reveal is held to the last four syllables of the speech.
Now this monkey had, below his chin, a throat-pouch, and he had lodged that golden elixir inside the pouch; caught at it, the old patriarch pinched him and said: "Off with you, off with you — never come pestering here again."
The explanation arrives after the trick, which is the right order. Two 那 point (那猴子, 那金丹) = nà; rounding-off 子 = zi and 兒 in 嗉袋兒 = er. 捻著: 著 = zhe. Both 罷 are ba. The 嗉袋 is a throat-pouch, the crop a bird stores food in — the novel gives its monkey one, and it wins him the chapter.
Only then did the Great Sage take his leave of the old patriarch and pass out of the Tuṣita Heaven-Palace.
兜率天宮: 率 = shuài. 出離 is to depart from, to quit. He even remembers to say thank you.
The reversal is the small comic masterpiece the whole climb has been building toward. Lord Lao refuses a thousand pellets, then a hundred, then ten — and then his own suspicion undoes him. Certain that Wukong will simply steal what he will not give, he calls him back and presses a single grain on him, and so the god who "has none" hands over the exact grain the plot requires. It is the chapter-title made flesh: 一粒丹砂天上得, "one grain of cinnabar-sand got from Heaven."
Wukong then caps the theft-that-was-a-gift with a piece of pure trickster business. Pretending to suspect a fake, he flips the pellet into his mouth; the horrified Lord Lao lunges and takes him by the scalp — only for Wukong to reveal that he has tucked the elixir into his 嗉袋, the throat-pouch under his chin, jeering all the while at the god's small-house manners and pricing the priceless grain at a few coppers. The gag rhymes deliberately with the elixir-thefts of the 大鬧天宮 that Lord Lao has just finished reciting: the Monkey King cannot come by heavenly medicine except by sleight of hand, even when it is freely given. With the grain secured, the scene closes the celestial half of the chapter and turns the story back to earth, and to the drowned king waiting there.