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第二十七回
屍shī魔mó三sān戲xì唐táng三sān藏zàng
聖shèng僧sēng恨hèn逐zhú美měi猴hóu王wáng

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卻què說shuō三sān藏zàng師shī徒tú次cì日rì天tiān明míng收shōu拾shí前qián進jìn,那nà鎮zhèn元yuán子zǐ與yǔ行xíng者zhě結jié為wéi兄xiōng弟dì,兩liǎng人rén情qíng投tóu意yì合hé,決jué不bù肯kěn放fàng,又yòu安ān排pái管guǎn待dài,一yì連lián住zhù了le五wǔ六liù日rì。那nà長zhǎng老lǎo自zì服fú了le草cǎo還huán丹dān,真zhēn似sì脫tuō胎tāi換huàn骨gǔ,神shén爽shuǎng體tǐ健jiàn。他tā取qǔ經jīng心xīn重zhòng,那nǎ裡lǐ肯kěn淹yān留liú,無wú已yǐ,遂suì行xíng。却què说shuō三sān藏zàng师shī徒tú次cì日rì天tiān明míng收shōu拾shí前qián进jìn,那nà镇zhèn元yuán子zǐ与yǔ行xíng者zhě结jié为wéi兄xiōng弟dì,两liǎng人rén情qíng投tóu意yì合hé,决jué不bù肯kěn放fàng,又yòu安ān排pái管guǎn待dài,一yì连lián住zhù了le五wǔ六liù日rì。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo自zì服fú了le草cǎo还huán丹dān,真zhēn似sì脱tuō胎tāi换huàn骨gǔ,神shén爽shuǎng体tǐ健jiàn。他tā取qǔ经jīng心xīn重zhòng,那nǎ里lǐ肯kěn淹yān留liú,无wú已yǐ,遂suì行xíng。

前見高山

師shī徒tú別bié了le上shàng路lù,早zǎo見jiàn一yí座zuò高gāo山shān。三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì,前qián面miàn有yǒu山shān險xiǎn峻jùn,恐kǒng馬mǎ不bù能néng前qián,大dà家jiā須xū仔zǐ細xì仔zǐ細xì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù放fàng心xīn,我wǒ等děng自zì然rán理lǐ會huì。」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,他tā在zài馬mǎ前qián橫héng擔dān著zhe棒bàng,剖pōu開kāi山shān路lù,上shàng了le高gāo崖yá,看kàn不bú盡jìn:师shī徒tú别bié了le上shàng路lù,早zǎo见jiàn一yí座zuò高gāo山shān。三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì,前qián面miàn有yǒu山shān险xiǎn峻jùn,恐kǒng马mǎ不bù能néng前qián,大dà家jiā须xū仔zǐ细xì仔zǐ细xì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù放fàng心xīn,我wǒ等děng自zì然rán理lǐ会huì。」好hǎo猴hóu王wáng,他tā在zài马mǎ前qián横héng担dān着zhe棒bàng,剖pōu开kāi山shān路lù,上shàng了le高gāo崖yá,看kàn不bú尽jìn:

峰fēng巖yán重chóng疊dié,澗jiàn壑hè彎wān環huán。峰fēng岩yán重chóng叠dié,涧jiàn壑hè弯wān环huán。
虎hǔ狼láng成chéng陣zhèn走zǒu,麂jǐ鹿lù作zuò群qún行xíng。虎hǔ狼láng成chéng阵zhèn走zǒu,麂jǐ鹿lù作zuò群qún行xíng。
無wú數shù獐zhāng𤜱bā鑽zuān簇cù簇cù,滿mǎn山shān狐hú兔tù聚jù叢cóng叢cóng。无wú数shù獐zhāng𤜱bā钻zuān簇cù簇cù,满mǎn山shān狐hú兔tù聚jù丛cóng丛cóng。
千qiān尺chǐ大dà蟒mǎng,萬wàn丈zhàng長cháng蛇shé。千qiān尺chǐ大dà蟒mǎng,万wàn丈zhàng长cháng蛇shé。
大dà蟒mǎng噴pēn愁chóu霧wù,長cháng蛇shé吐tǔ怪guài風fēng。大dà蟒mǎng喷pēn愁chóu雾wù,长cháng蛇shé吐tǔ怪guài风fēng。
道dào旁páng荊jīng棘jí牽qiān漫màn,嶺lǐng上shàng松sōng柟nán秀xiù麗lì。道dào旁páng荆jīng棘jí牵qiān漫màn,岭lǐng上shàng松sōng柟nán秀xiù丽lì。
薜bì蘿luó滿mǎn目mù,芳fāng草cǎo連lián天tiān。薜bì萝luó满mǎn目mù,芳fāng草cǎo连lián天tiān。
影yǐng落luò滄cāng溟míng北běi,雲yún開kāi斗dǒu柄bǐng南nán。影yǐng落luò沧cāng溟míng北běi,云yún开kāi斗dǒu柄bǐng南nán。
萬wàn古gǔ常cháng含hán元yuán氣qì老lǎo,千qiān峰fēng巍wēi列liè日rì光guāng寒hán。万wàn古gǔ常cháng含hán元yuán气qì老lǎo,千qiān峰fēng巍wēi列liè日rì光guāng寒hán。
大聖降威

那nà長zhǎng老lǎo馬mǎ上shàng心xīn驚jīng。孫sūn大dà聖shèng佈bù施shī手shǒu段duàn,舞wǔ著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng,哮xiào吼hǒu一yì聲shēng,諕xià得de那nà狼láng蟲chóng顛diān竄cuàn,虎hǔ豹bào奔bēn逃táo。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo马mǎ上shàng心xīn惊jīng。孙sūn大dà圣shèng布bù施shī手shǒu段duàn,舞wǔ着zhe铁tiě棒bàng,哮xiào吼hǒu一yì声shēng,諕xià得de那nà狼láng虫chóng颠diān窜cuàn,虎hǔ豹bào奔bēn逃táo。

索齋鬥口

師shī徒tú們men入rù此cǐ山shān,正zhèng行xíng到dào嵯cuó峨é之zhī處chù,三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,我wǒ這zhè一yí日rì,肚dù中zhōng饑jī了le,你nǐ去qù那nǎ裡lǐ化huà些xiē齋zhāi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě陪péi笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù好hǎo不bù聰cōng明míng。這zhè等děng半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,前qián不bù巴bā村cūn,後hòu不bú著zháo店diàn,有yǒu錢qián也yě沒méi買mǎi處chù,教jiào往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ尋xún齋zhāi?」三sān藏zàng心xīn中zhōng不bú快kuài,口kǒu裡lǐ罵mà道dào:「你nǐ這zhè猴hóu子zi!想xiǎng你nǐ在zài兩liǎng界jiè山shān,被bèi如rú來lái壓yā在zài石shí匣xiá之zhī內nèi,口kǒu能néng言yán,足zú不bù能néng行xíng,也yě虧kuī我wǒ救jiù你nǐ性xìng命mìng,摩mó頂dǐng受shòu戒jiè,做zuò了le我wǒ的de徒tú弟dì。怎zěn麼me不bù肯kěn努nǔ力lì,常cháng懷huái懶lǎn惰duò之zhī心xīn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「弟dì子zǐ亦yì頗pō慇yīn懃qín,何hé嘗cháng懶lǎn惰duò?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ既jì慇yīn懃qín,何hé不bú化huà齋zhāi我wǒ吃chī?我wǒ肚dù饑jī怎zěn行xíng?況kuàng此cǐ地dì山shān嵐lán瘴zhàng氣qì,怎zěn麼me得dé上shàng雷léi音yīn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù休xiū怪guài,少shǎo要yào言yán語yǔ。我wǒ知zhī你nǐ尊zūn性xìng高gāo傲ào,十shí分fēn違wéi慢màn了le你nǐ,便biàn要yào念niàn那nà話huà兒er咒zhòu。你nǐ下xià馬mǎ穩wěn坐zuò,等děng我wǒ尋xún那nǎ裡lǐ有yǒu人rén家jiā處chù化huà齋zhāi去qù。」师shī徒tú们men入rù此cǐ山shān,正zhèng行xíng到dào嵯cuó峨é之zhī处chù,三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,我wǒ这zhè一yí日rì,肚dù中zhōng饥jī了le,你nǐ去qù那nǎ里lǐ化huà些xiē斋zhāi吃chī。」行xíng者zhě陪péi笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù好hǎo不bù聪cōng明míng。这zhè等děng半bàn山shān之zhī中zhōng,前qián不bù巴bā村cūn,后hòu不bú着zháo店diàn,有yǒu钱qián也yě没méi买mǎi处chù,教jiào往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ寻xún斋zhāi?」三sān藏zàng心xīn中zhōng不bú快kuài,口kǒu里lǐ骂mà道dào:「你nǐ这zhè猴hóu子zi!想xiǎng你nǐ在zài两liǎng界jiè山shān,被bèi如rú来lái压yā在zài石shí匣xiá之zhī内nèi,口kǒu能néng言yán,足zú不bù能néng行xíng,也yě亏kuī我wǒ救jiù你nǐ性xìng命mìng,摩mó顶dǐng受shòu戒jiè,做zuò了le我wǒ的de徒tú弟dì。怎zěn么me不bù肯kěn努nǔ力lì,常cháng怀huái懒lǎn惰duò之zhī心xīn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「弟dì子zǐ亦yì颇pō慇yīn懃qín,何hé尝cháng懒lǎn惰duò?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ既jì慇yīn懃qín,何hé不bú化huà斋zhāi我wǒ吃chī?我wǒ肚dù饥jī怎zěn行xíng?况kuàng此cǐ地dì山shān岚lán瘴zhàng气qì,怎zěn么me得dé上shàng雷léi音yīn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù休xiū怪guài,少shǎo要yào言yán语yǔ。我wǒ知zhī你nǐ尊zūn性xìng高gāo傲ào,十shí分fēn违wéi慢màn了le你nǐ,便biàn要yào念niàn那nà话huà儿er咒zhòu。你nǐ下xià马mǎ稳wěn坐zuò,等děng我wǒ寻xún那nǎ里lǐ有yǒu人rén家jiā处chù化huà斋zhāi去qù。」

南山紅點

行xíng者zhě將jiāng身shēn一yí縱zòng,跳tiào上shàng雲yún端duān裡lǐ,手shǒu搭dā涼liáng篷péng,睜zhēng眼yǎn觀guān看kàn。可kě憐lián西xī方fāng路lù甚shèn是shì寂jì寞mò,更gèng無wú莊zhuāng堡bǎo人rén家jiā,正zhèng是shì多duō逢féng樹shù木mù,少shǎo見jiàn人rén煙yān去qù處chù。看kàn多duō時shí,只zhǐ見jiàn正zhèng南nán上shàng有yǒu一yí座zuò高gāo山shān,那nà山shān向xiàng陽yáng處chù,有yǒu一yí片piàn鮮xiān紅hóng的de點diǎn子zi。行xíng者zhě按àn下xià雲yún頭tóu道dào:「師shī父fù,有yǒu吃chī的de了le。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo問wèn甚shén東dōng西xī。行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè裡lǐ沒méi人rén家jiā化huà飯fàn,那nà南nán山shān有yǒu一yí片piàn紅hóng的de,想xiǎng必bì是shì熟shú透tòu了le的de山shān桃táo,我wǒ去qù摘zhāi幾jǐ個gè來lái你nǐ充chōng饑jī。」三sān藏zàng喜xǐ道dào:「出chū家jiā人rén若ruò有yǒu桃táo子zi吃chī,就jiù為wéi上shàng分fèn了le。」行xíng者zhě取qǔ了le缽bō盂yú,縱zòng起qǐ祥xiáng光guāng,你nǐ看kàn他tā觔jīn斗dǒu幌huǎng幌huǎng,冷lěng氣qì颼sōu颼sōu,須xū臾yú間jiān,奔bēn南nán山shān摘zhāi桃táo不bù題tí。行xíng者zhě将jiāng身shēn一yí纵zòng,跳tiào上shàng云yún端duān里lǐ,手shǒu搭dā凉liáng篷péng,睁zhēng眼yǎn观guān看kàn。可kě怜lián西xī方fāng路lù甚shèn是shì寂jì寞mò,更gèng无wú庄zhuāng堡bǎo人rén家jiā,正zhèng是shì多duō逢féng树shù木mù,少shǎo见jiàn人rén烟yān去qù处chù。看kàn多duō时shí,只zhǐ见jiàn正zhèng南nán上shàng有yǒu一yí座zuò高gāo山shān,那nà山shān向xiàng阳yáng处chù,有yǒu一yí片piàn鲜xiān红hóng的de点diǎn子zi。行xíng者zhě按àn下xià云yún头tóu道dào:「师shī父fù,有yǒu吃chī的de了le。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo问wèn甚shén东dōng西xī。行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè里lǐ没méi人rén家jiā化huà饭fàn,那nà南nán山shān有yǒu一yí片piàn红hóng的de,想xiǎng必bì是shì熟shú透tòu了le的de山shān桃táo,我wǒ去qù摘zhāi几jǐ个gè来lái你nǐ充chōng饥jī。」三sān藏zàng喜xǐ道dào:「出chū家jiā人rén若ruò有yǒu桃táo子zi吃chī,就jiù为wéi上shàng分fèn了le。」行xíng者zhě取qǔ了le钵bō盂yú,纵zòng起qǐ祥xiáng光guāng,你nǐ看kàn他tā觔jīn斗dǒu幌huǎng幌huǎng,冷lěng气qì飕sōu飕sōu,须xū臾yú间jiān,奔bēn南nán山shān摘zhāi桃táo不bù题tí。

妖精窺伺

卻què說shuō常cháng言yán有yǒu云yún:「山shān高gāo必bì有yǒu怪guài,嶺lǐng峻jùn卻què生shēng精jīng。」果guǒ然rán這zhè山shān上shàng有yǒu一yí個gè妖yāo精jīng,孫sūn大dà聖shèng去qù時shí,驚jīng動dòng那nà怪guài。他tā在zài雲yún端duān裡lǐ踏tà著zhe陰yīn風fēng,看kàn見jiàn長zhǎng老lǎo坐zuò在zài地dì下xià,就jiù不bú勝shèng歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà。幾jǐ年nián家jiā人rén都dōu講jiǎng東dōng土tǔ的de唐táng和hé尚shàng取qǔ大dà乘shèng,他tā本běn是shì金jīn蟬chán子zǐ化huà身shēn,十shí世shì修xiū行xíng的de原yuán體tǐ,有yǒu人rén吃chī他tā一yí塊kuài肉ròu,長cháng壽shòu長cháng生shēng。真zhēn個gè今jīn日rì到dào了le。」那nà妖yāo精jīng上shàng前qián就jiù要yào拿ná他tā,只zhǐ見jiàn長zhǎng老lǎo左zuǒ右yòu手shǒu下xià有yǒu兩liǎng員yuán大dà將jiàng護hù持chí,不bù敢gǎn攏lǒng身shēn。他tā說shuō兩liǎng員yuán大dà將jiàng是shì誰shuí?說shuō是shì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng。八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng雖suī沒méi甚shén麼me大dà本běn事shì,然rán八bā戒jiè是shì天tiān蓬péng元yuán帥shuài,沙shā僧sēng是shì捲juǎn簾lián大dà將jiàng,他tā的de威wēi氣qì尚shàng不bù曾céng泄xiè,故gù不bù敢gǎn攏lǒng身shēn。妖yāo精jīng說shuō:「等děng我wǒ且qiě戲xì他tā戲xì,看kàn怎zěn麼me說shuō。」却què说shuō常cháng言yán有yǒu云yún:「山shān高gāo必bì有yǒu怪guài,岭lǐng峻jùn却què生shēng精jīng。」果guǒ然rán这zhè山shān上shàng有yǒu一yí个gè妖yāo精jīng,孙sūn大dà圣shèng去qù时shí,惊jīng动dòng那nà怪guài。他tā在zài云yún端duān里lǐ踏tà着zhe阴yīn风fēng,看kàn见jiàn长zhǎng老lǎo坐zuò在zài地dì下xià,就jiù不bú胜shèng欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「造zào化huà,造zào化huà。几jǐ年nián家jiā人rén都dōu讲jiǎng东dōng土tǔ的de唐táng和hé尚shàng取qǔ大dà乘shèng,他tā本běn是shì金jīn蝉chán子zǐ化huà身shēn,十shí世shì修xiū行xíng的de原yuán体tǐ,有yǒu人rén吃chī他tā一yí块kuài肉ròu,长cháng寿shòu长cháng生shēng。真zhēn个gè今jīn日rì到dào了le。」那nà妖yāo精jīng上shàng前qián就jiù要yào拿ná他tā,只zhǐ见jiàn长zhǎng老lǎo左zuǒ右yòu手shǒu下xià有yǒu两liǎng员yuán大dà将jiàng护hù持chí,不bù敢gǎn拢lǒng身shēn。他tā说shuō两liǎng员yuán大dà将jiàng是shì谁shuí?说shuō是shì八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng。八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng虽suī没méi甚shén么me大dà本běn事shì,然rán八bā戒jiè是shì天tiān蓬péng元yuán帅shuài,沙shā僧sēng是shì卷juǎn帘lián大dà将jiàng,他tā的de威wēi气qì尚shàng不bù曾céng泄xiè,故gù不bù敢gǎn拢lǒng身shēn。妖yāo精jīng说shuō:「等děng我wǒ且qiě戏xì他tā戏xì,看kàn怎zěn么me说shuō。」

妖精化女

好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,停tíng下xià陰yīn風fēng,在zài那nà山shān凹āo裡lǐ搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn做zuò個gè月yuè貌mào花huā容róng的de女nǚ兒ér,說shuō不bú盡jìn那nà眉méi清qīng目mù秀xiù,齒chǐ白bái唇chún紅hóng。左zuǒ手shǒu提tí著zhe一yí個gè青qīng砂shā罐guàn兒er,右yòu手shǒu提tí著zhe一yí個gè綠lǜ磁cí瓶píng兒er,從cóng西xī向xiàng東dōng,徑jìng奔bēn唐táng僧sēng:好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,停tíng下xià阴yīn风fēng,在zài那nà山shān凹āo里lǐ摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn做zuò个gè月yuè貌mào花huā容róng的de女nǚ儿ér,说shuō不bú尽jìn那nà眉méi清qīng目mù秀xiù,齿chǐ白bái唇chún红hóng。左zuǒ手shǒu提tí着zhe一yí个gè青qīng砂shā罐guàn儿er,右yòu手shǒu提tí着zhe一yí个gè绿lǜ磁cí瓶píng儿er,从cóng西xī向xiàng东dōng,径jìng奔bēn唐táng僧sēng:

聖shèng僧sēng歇xiē馬mǎ在zài山shān巖yán,忽hū見jiàn裙qún釵chāi女nǚ近jìn前qián。圣shèng僧sēng歇xiē马mǎ在zài山shān岩yán,忽hū见jiàn裙qún钗chāi女nǚ近jìn前qián。
翠cuì袖xiù輕qīng搖yáo籠lóng玉yù筍sǔn,湘xiāng裙qún斜xié拽zhuāi顯xiǎn金jīn蓮lián。翠cuì袖xiù轻qīng摇yáo笼lóng玉yù笋sǔn,湘xiāng裙qún斜xié拽zhuāi显xiǎn金jīn莲lián。
汗hàn流liú粉fěn面miàn花huā含hán露lù,塵chén拂fú蛾é眉méi柳liǔ帶dài煙yān。汗hàn流liú粉fěn面miàn花huā含hán露lù,尘chén拂fú蛾é眉méi柳liǔ带dài烟yān。
仔zǐ細xì定dìng睛jīng觀guān看kàn處chù,看kàn看kàn行xíng至zhì到dào身shēn邊biān。仔zǐ细xì定dìng睛jīng观guān看kàn处chù,看kàn看kàn行xíng至zhì到dào身shēn边biān。
唐僧望見

三sān藏zàng見jiàn了le,叫jiào:「八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng,悟wù空kōng才cái說shuō這zhè裡lǐ曠kuàng野yě無wú人rén,你nǐ看kàn那nà裡lǐ不bù走zǒu出chū一yí個gè人rén來lái了le?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ與yǔ沙shā僧sēng坐zuò著zhe,等děng老lǎo豬zhū去qù看kàn看kàn來lái。」三sān藏zàng见jiàn了le,叫jiào:「八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng,悟wù空kōng才cái说shuō这zhè里lǐ旷kuàng野yě无wú人rén,你nǐ看kàn那nà里lǐ不bù走zǒu出chū一yí个gè人rén来lái了le?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ与yǔ沙shā僧sēng坐zuò着zhe,等děng老lǎo猪zhū去qù看kàn看kàn来lái。」

獃子相迎

那nà獃dāi子zi放fàng下xià釘dīng鈀pá,整zhěng整zhěng直zhí裰duō,擺bǎi擺bǎi搖yáo搖yáo,充chōng作zuò個gè斯sī文wén氣qì象xiàng,一yì直zhí的de靦tiǎn面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。真zhēn個gè是shì遠yuǎn看kàn未wèi實shí,近jìn看kàn分fēn明míng,那nà女nǚ子zǐ生shēng得de:那nà呆dāi子zi放fàng下xià钉dīng钯pá,整zhěng整zhěng直zhí裰duō,摆bǎi摆bǎi摇yáo摇yáo,充chōng作zuò个gè斯sī文wén气qì象xiàng,一yì直zhí的de腼tiǎn面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。真zhēn个gè是shì远yuǎn看kàn未wèi实shí,近jìn看kàn分fēn明míng,那nà女nǚ子zǐ生shēng得de:

冰bīng肌jī藏cáng玉yù骨gǔ,衫shān領lǐng露lù酥sū胸xiōng。冰bīng肌jī藏cáng玉yù骨gǔ,衫shān领lǐng露lù酥sū胸xiōng。
柳liǔ眉méi積jī翠cuì黛dài,杏xìng眼yǎn閃shǎn銀yín星xīng。柳liǔ眉méi积jī翠cuì黛dài,杏xìng眼yǎn闪shǎn银yín星xīng。
月yuè樣yàng容róng儀yí俏qiào,天tiān然rán性xìng格gé清qīng。月yuè样yàng容róng仪yí俏qiào,天tiān然rán性xìng格gé清qīng。
體tǐ似sì燕yàn藏cáng柳liǔ,聲shēng如rú鶯yīng囀zhuàn林lín。体tǐ似sì燕yàn藏cáng柳liǔ,声shēng如rú莺yīng啭zhuàn林lín。
半bàn放fàng海hǎi棠táng籠lóng曉xiǎo日rì,才cái開kāi芍sháo藥yào弄nòng春chūn晴qíng。半bàn放fàng海hǎi棠táng笼lóng晓xiǎo日rì,才cái开kāi芍sháo药yào弄nòng春chūn晴qíng。
八戒動心

那nà八bā戒jiè見jiàn他tā生shēng得de俊jùn俏qiào,獃dāi子zi就jiù動dòng了le凡fán心xīn,忍rěn不bú住zhù胡hú言yán亂luàn語yǔ,叫jiào道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà,往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?手shǒu裡lǐ提tí著zhe是shì甚shén麼me東dōng西xī?」分fēn明míng是shì個gè妖yāo怪guài,他tā卻què不bù能néng認rèn得dé。那nà女nǚ子zǐ連lián聲shēng答dá應yìng道dào:「長zhǎng老lǎo,我wǒ這zhè青qīng罐guàn裡lǐ是shì香xiāng米mǐ飯fàn,綠lǜ瓶píng裡lǐ是shì炒chǎo麵miàn筋jīn。特tè來lái此cǐ處chù無wú他tā故gù,因yīn還huán誓shì願yuàn要yào齋zhāi僧sēng。」八bā戒jiè聞wén言yán,滿mǎn心xīn歡huān喜xǐ,急jí抽chōu身shēn,就jiù跑pǎo了le個gè豬zhū顛diān風fēng,報bào與yǔ三sān藏zàng道dào:「師shī父fù,『吉jí人rén自zì有yǒu天tiān報bào』,師shī父fù餓è了le,教jiào師shī兄xiōng去qù化huà齋zhāi,那nà猴hóu子zi不bù知zhī那nǎ裡lǐ摘zhāi桃táo兒er耍shuǎ子zi去qù了le。桃táo子zi吃chī多duō了le,也yě有yǒu些xiē嘈cáo人rén,又yòu有yǒu些xiē下xià墜zhuì。你nǐ看kàn那nà不bú是shì個gè齋zhāi僧sēng的de來lái了le?」唐táng僧sēng不bú信xìn道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè夯hāng貨huò胡hú纏chán。我wǒ們men走zǒu了le這zhè向xiàng,好hǎo人rén也yě不bù曾céng遇yù著zháo一yí個gè,齋zhāi僧sēng的de從cóng何hé而ér來lái!」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù,這zhè不bú到dào了le?」那nà八bā戒jiè见jiàn他tā生shēng得de俊jùn俏qiào,呆dāi子zi就jiù动dòng了le凡fán心xīn,忍rěn不bú住zhù胡hú言yán乱luàn语yǔ,叫jiào道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà,往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù?手shǒu里lǐ提tí着zhe是shì甚shén么me东dōng西xī?」分fēn明míng是shì个gè妖yāo怪guài,他tā却què不bù能néng认rèn得dé。那nà女nǚ子zǐ连lián声shēng答dá应yìng道dào:「长zhǎng老lǎo,我wǒ这zhè青qīng罐guàn里lǐ是shì香xiāng米mǐ饭fàn,绿lǜ瓶píng里lǐ是shì炒chǎo面miàn筋jīn。特tè来lái此cǐ处chù无wú他tā故gù,因yīn还huán誓shì愿yuàn要yào斋zhāi僧sēng。」八bā戒jiè闻wén言yán,满mǎn心xīn欢huān喜xǐ,急jí抽chōu身shēn,就jiù跑pǎo了le个gè猪zhū颠diān风fēng,报bào与yǔ三sān藏zàng道dào:「师shī父fù,『吉jí人rén自zì有yǒu天tiān报bào』,师shī父fù饿è了le,教jiào师shī兄xiōng去qù化huà斋zhāi,那nà猴hóu子zi不bù知zhī那nǎ里lǐ摘zhāi桃táo儿er耍shuǎ子zi去qù了le。桃táo子zi吃chī多duō了le,也yě有yǒu些xiē嘈cáo人rén,又yòu有yǒu些xiē下xià坠zhuì。你nǐ看kàn那nà不bú是shì个gè斋zhāi僧sēng的de来lái了le?」唐táng僧sēng不bú信xìn道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè夯hāng货huò胡hú缠chán。我wǒ们men走zǒu了le这zhè向xiàng,好hǎo人rén也yě不bù曾céng遇yù着zháo一yí个gè,斋zhāi僧sēng的de从cóng何hé而ér来lái!」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù,这zhè不bú到dào了le?」

妖言賺哄

三sān藏zàng一yí見jiàn,連lián忙máng跳tiào起qǐ身shēn來lái,合hé掌zhǎng當dāng胸xiōng道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà,你nǐ府fǔ上shàng在zài何hé處chù住zhù?是shì甚shén人rén家jiā?有yǒu甚shén願yuàn心xīn,來lái此cǐ齋zhāi僧sēng?」分fēn明míng是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng,那nà長zhǎng老lǎo也yě不bú認rèn得dé。那nà妖yāo精jīng見jiàn唐táng僧sēng問wèn他tā來lái歷lì,他tā立lì地dì就jiù起qǐ個gè虛xū情qíng,花huā言yán巧qiǎo語yǔ,來lái賺zhuàn哄hǒng道dào:「師shī父fù,此cǐ山shān叫jiào做zuò蛇shé回huí獸shòu怕pà的de白bái虎hǔ嶺lǐng,正zhèng西xī下xià面miàn是shì我wǒ家jiā。我wǒ父fù母mǔ在zài堂táng,看kàn經jīng好hǎo善shàn,廣guǎng齋zhāi方fāng上shàng遠yuǎn近jìn僧sēng人rén。只zhǐ因yīn無wú子zǐ,求qiú神shén作zuò福fú,生shēng了le奴nú奴nú。欲yù扳pān門mén第dì,配pèi嫁jià他tā人rén,又yòu恐kǒng老lǎo來lái無wú倚yǐ,只zhǐ得dé將jiāng奴nú招zhāo了le一yí個gè女nǚ婿xù,養yǎng老lǎo送sòng終zhōng。」三sān藏zàng一yí见jiàn,连lián忙máng跳tiào起qǐ身shēn来lái,合hé掌zhǎng当dāng胸xiōng道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà,你nǐ府fǔ上shàng在zài何hé处chù住zhù?是shì甚shén人rén家jiā?有yǒu甚shén愿yuàn心xīn,来lái此cǐ斋zhāi僧sēng?」分fēn明míng是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng,那nà长zhǎng老lǎo也yě不bú认rèn得dé。那nà妖yāo精jīng见jiàn唐táng僧sēng问wèn他tā来lái历lì,他tā立lì地dì就jiù起qǐ个gè虚xū情qíng,花huā言yán巧qiǎo语yǔ,来lái赚zhuàn哄hǒng道dào:「师shī父fù,此cǐ山shān叫jiào做zuò蛇shé回huí兽shòu怕pà的de白bái虎hǔ岭lǐng,正zhèng西xī下xià面miàn是shì我wǒ家jiā。我wǒ父fù母mǔ在zài堂táng,看kàn经jīng好hǎo善shàn,广guǎng斋zhāi方fāng上shàng远yuǎn近jìn僧sēng人rén。只zhǐ因yīn无wú子zǐ,求qiú神shén作zuò福fú,生shēng了le奴nú奴nú。欲yù扳pān门mén第dì,配pèi嫁jià他tā人rén,又yòu恐kǒng老lǎo来lái无wú倚yǐ,只zhǐ得dé将jiāng奴nú招zhāo了le一yí个gè女nǚ婿xù,养yǎng老lǎo送sòng终zhōng。」

三藏詰問

三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán道dào:「女nǚ菩pú薩sà,你nǐ語yǔ言yán差chà了le。聖shèng經jīng云yún:『父fù母mǔ在zài,不bù遠yuǎn遊yóu,遊yóu必bì有yǒu方fāng。』你nǐ既jì有yǒu父fù母mǔ在zài堂táng,又yòu與yǔ你nǐ招zhāo了le女nǚ婿xù,有yǒu願yuàn心xīn,教jiào你nǐ男nán子zǐ還huán,便biàn也yě罷bà,怎zěn麼me自zì家jiā在zài山shān行xíng走zǒu?又yòu沒méi個gè侍shì兒ér隨suí從cóng。這zhè個gè是shì不bù遵zūn婦fù道dào了le。」那nà女nǚ子zǐ笑xiào吟yín吟yín,忙máng陪péi俏qiào語yǔ道dào:「師shī父fù,我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū在zài山shān北běi凹āo裡lǐ,帶dài幾jǐ個gè客kè子zi鋤chú田tián。這zhè是shì奴nú奴nú煮zhǔ的de午wǔ飯fàn,送sòng與yǔ那nà些xiē人rén吃chī的de。只zhǐ為wèi五wǔ黃huáng六liù月yuè,無wú人rén使shǐ喚huàn,父fù母mǔ又yòu年nián老lǎo,所suǒ以yǐ親qīn身shēn來lái送sòng。忽hū遇yù三sān位wèi遠yuǎn來lái,卻què思sī父fù母mǔ好hǎo善shàn,故gù將jiāng此cǐ飯fàn齋zhāi僧sēng,如rú不bú棄qì嫌xián,願yuàn表biǎo芹qín獻xiàn。」三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán道dào:「女nǚ菩pú萨sà,你nǐ语yǔ言yán差chà了le。圣shèng经jīng云yún:『父fù母mǔ在zài,不bù远yuǎn游yóu,游yóu必bì有yǒu方fāng。』你nǐ既jì有yǒu父fù母mǔ在zài堂táng,又yòu与yǔ你nǐ招zhāo了le女nǚ婿xù,有yǒu愿yuàn心xīn,教jiào你nǐ男nán子zǐ还huán,便biàn也yě罢bà,怎zěn么me自zì家jiā在zài山shān行xíng走zǒu?又yòu没méi个gè侍shì儿ér随suí从cóng。这zhè个gè是shì不bù遵zūn妇fù道dào了le。」那nà女nǚ子zǐ笑xiào吟yín吟yín,忙máng陪péi俏qiào语yǔ道dào:「师shī父fù,我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū在zài山shān北běi凹āo里lǐ,带dài几jǐ个gè客kè子zi锄chú田tián。这zhè是shì奴nú奴nú煮zhǔ的de午wǔ饭fàn,送sòng与yǔ那nà些xiē人rén吃chī的de。只zhǐ为wèi五wǔ黄huáng六liù月yuè,无wú人rén使shǐ唤huàn,父fù母mǔ又yòu年nián老lǎo,所suǒ以yǐ亲qīn身shēn来lái送sòng。忽hū遇yù三sān位wèi远yuǎn来lái,却què思sī父fù母mǔ好hǎo善shàn,故gù将jiāng此cǐ饭fàn斋zhāi僧sēng,如rú不bú弃qì嫌xián,愿yuàn表biǎo芹qín献xiàn。」

堅執不吃

三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!我wǒ有yǒu徒tú弟dì摘zhāi果guǒ子zi去qù了le,就jiù來lái。我wǒ不bù敢gǎn吃chī,假jiǎ如rú我wǒ和hé尚shàng吃chī了le你nǐ飯fàn,你nǐ丈zhàng夫fū曉xiǎo得dé,罵mà你nǐ,卻què不bú罪zuì坐zuò貧pín僧sēng也yě?」那nà女nǚ子zǐ見jiàn唐táng僧sēng不bù肯kěn吃chī,卻què又yòu滿mǎn面miàn春chūn生shēng道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,我wǒ父fù母mǔ齋zhāi僧sēng,還hái是shì小xiǎo可kě;我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū更gèng是shì個gè善shàn人rén,一yì生shēng好hǎo的de是shì修xiū橋qiáo補bǔ路lù,愛ài老lǎo憐lián貧pín。但dàn聽tīng見jiàn說shuō這zhè飯fàn送sòng與yǔ師shī父fù吃chī了le,他tā與yǔ我wǒ夫fū妻qī情qíng上shàng,比bǐ尋xún常cháng更gèng是shì不bù同tóng。」三sān藏zàng也yě只zhǐ是shì不bù吃chī。三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!我wǒ有yǒu徒tú弟dì摘zhāi果guǒ子zi去qù了le,就jiù来lái。我wǒ不bù敢gǎn吃chī,假jiǎ如rú我wǒ和hé尚shàng吃chī了le你nǐ饭fàn,你nǐ丈zhàng夫fū晓xiǎo得dé,骂mà你nǐ,却què不bú罪zuì坐zuò贫pín僧sēng也yě?」那nà女nǚ子zǐ见jiàn唐táng僧sēng不bù肯kěn吃chī,却què又yòu满mǎn面miàn春chūn生shēng道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,我wǒ父fù母mǔ斋zhāi僧sēng,还hái是shì小xiǎo可kě;我wǒ丈zhàng夫fū更gèng是shì个gè善shàn人rén,一yì生shēng好hǎo的de是shì修xiū桥qiáo补bǔ路lù,爱ài老lǎo怜lián贫pín。但dàn听tīng见jiàn说shuō这zhè饭fàn送sòng与yǔ师shī父fù吃chī了le,他tā与yǔ我wǒ夫fū妻qī情qíng上shàng,比bǐ寻xún常cháng更gèng是shì不bù同tóng。」三sān藏zàng也yě只zhǐ是shì不bù吃chī。

八戒奪食

旁páng邊biān卻què惱nǎo壞huài了le八bā戒jiè,那nà獃dāi子zi努nǔ著zhe嘴zuǐ,口kǒu裡lǐ埋mán怨yuàn道dào:「天tiān下xià和hé尚shàng也yě無wú數shù,不bù曾céng像xiàng我wǒ這zhè個gè老lǎo和hé尚shàng罷bà軟ruǎn。現xiàn成chéng的de飯fàn,三sān分fēn兒er倒dào不bù吃chī,只zhǐ等děng那nà猴hóu子zi來lái,做zuò四sì分fēn才cái吃chī。」他tā不bù容róng分fēn說shuō,一yì嘴zuǐ把bǎ個gè罐guàn子zi拱gǒng倒dǎo,就jiù要yào動dòng口kǒu。旁páng边biān却què恼nǎo坏huài了le八bā戒jiè,那nà呆dāi子zi努nǔ着zhe嘴zuǐ,口kǒu里lǐ埋mán怨yuàn道dào:「天tiān下xià和hé尚shàng也yě无wú数shù,不bù曾céng像xiàng我wǒ这zhè个gè老lǎo和hé尚shàng罢bà软ruǎn。现xiàn成chéng的de饭fàn,三sān分fēn儿er倒dào不bù吃chī,只zhǐ等děng那nà猴hóu子zi来lái,做zuò四sì分fēn才cái吃chī。」他tā不bù容róng分fēn说shuō,一yì嘴zuǐ把bǎ个gè罐guàn子zi拱gǒng倒dǎo,就jiù要yào动dòng口kǒu。

行者識妖

只zhǐ見jiàn那nà行xíng者zhě自zì南nán山shān頂dǐng上shàng摘zhāi了le幾jǐ個gè桃táo子zi,托tuō著zhe缽bō盂yú,一yì觔jīn斗dǒu,點diǎn將jiāng回huí來lái,睜zhēng火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng觀guān看kàn,認rèn得dé那nà女nǚ子zǐ是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng,放fàng下xià缽bō盂yú,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,當dāng頭tóu就jiù打dǎ。諕xià得de個gè長zhǎng老lǎo用yòng手shǒu扯chě住zhù道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ走zǒu將jiāng來lái打dǎ誰shuí?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ面miàn前qián這zhè個gè女nǚ子zǐ,莫mò當dàng做zuò個gè好hǎo人rén,他tā是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng,要yào來lái騙piàn你nǐ哩li。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ這zhè個gè猴hóu頭tóu,當dāng時shí倒dào也yě有yǒu些xiē眼yǎn力lì,今jīn日rì如rú何hé亂luàn道dào?這zhè女nǚ菩pú薩sà有yǒu此cǐ善shàn心xīn,將jiāng這zhè飯fàn要yào齋zhāi我wǒ等děng,你nǐ怎zěn麼me說shuō他tā是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng?」只zhǐ见jiàn那nà行xíng者zhě自zì南nán山shān顶dǐng上shàng摘zhāi了le几jǐ个gè桃táo子zi,托tuō着zhe钵bō盂yú,一yì觔jīn斗dǒu,点diǎn将jiāng回huí来lái,睁zhēng火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng观guān看kàn,认rèn得dé那nà女nǚ子zǐ是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng,放fàng下xià钵bō盂yú,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,当dāng头tóu就jiù打dǎ。諕xià得de个gè长zhǎng老lǎo用yòng手shǒu扯chě住zhù道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ走zǒu将jiāng来lái打dǎ谁shuí?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ面miàn前qián这zhè个gè女nǚ子zǐ,莫mò当dàng做zuò个gè好hǎo人rén,他tā是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng,要yào来lái骗piàn你nǐ哩li。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「你nǐ这zhè个gè猴hóu头tóu,当dāng时shí倒dào也yě有yǒu些xiē眼yǎn力lì,今jīn日rì如rú何hé乱luàn道dào?这zhè女nǚ菩pú萨sà有yǒu此cǐ善shàn心xīn,将jiāng这zhè饭fàn要yào斋zhāi我wǒ等děng,你nǐ怎zěn么me说shuō他tā是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng?」

現身說法

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ那nǎ裡lǐ認rèn得dé。老lǎo孫sūn在zài水shuǐ簾lián洞dòng裡lǐ做zuò妖yāo魔mó時shí,若ruò想xiǎng人rén肉ròu吃chī,便biàn是shì這zhè等děng:或huò變biàn金jīn銀yín,或huò變biàn莊zhuāng臺tái,或huò變biàn醉zuì人rén,或huò變biàn女nǚ色sè。有yǒu那nà等děng痴chī心xīn的de愛ài上shàng我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù迷mí他tā到dào洞dòng裡lǐ,盡jìn意yì隨suí心xīn,或huò蒸zhēng或huò煮zhǔ受shòu用yòng;吃chī不bù了liǎo,還hái要yào曬shài乾gān了le防fáng天tiān陰yīn哩li。師shī父fù,我wǒ若ruò來lái遲chí,你nǐ定dìng入rù他tā套tào子zi,遭zāo他tā毒dú手shǒu。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ那nǎ里lǐ认rèn得dé。老lǎo孙sūn在zài水shuǐ帘lián洞dòng里lǐ做zuò妖yāo魔mó时shí,若ruò想xiǎng人rén肉ròu吃chī,便biàn是shì这zhè等děng:或huò变biàn金jīn银yín,或huò变biàn庄zhuāng台tái,或huò变biàn醉zuì人rén,或huò变biàn女nǚ色sè。有yǒu那nà等děng痴chī心xīn的de爱ài上shàng我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù迷mí他tā到dào洞dòng里lǐ,尽jìn意yì随suí心xīn,或huò蒸zhēng或huò煮zhǔ受shòu用yòng;吃chī不bù了liǎo,还hái要yào晒shài干gān了le防fáng天tiān阴yīn哩li。师shī父fù,我wǒ若ruò来lái迟chí,你nǐ定dìng入rù他tā套tào子zi,遭zāo他tā毒dú手shǒu。」

老僧含羞

那nà唐táng僧sēng那nǎ裡lǐ肯kěn信xìn,只zhǐ說shuō是shì個gè好hǎo人rén。行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,我wǒ知zhī道dào你nǐ了le,你nǐ見jiàn他tā那nà等děng容róng貌mào,必bì然rán動dòng了le凡fán心xīn。若ruò果guǒ有yǒu此cǐ意yì,叫jiào八bā戒jiè伐fá幾jǐ棵kē樹shù來lái,沙shā僧sēng尋xún些xiē草cǎo來lái,我wǒ做zuò木mù匠jiàng,就jiù在zài這zhè裡lǐ搭dā個gè窩wō鋪pù,你nǐ與yǔ他tā圓yuán房fáng成chéng事shì,我wǒ們men大dà家jiā散sàn了le,卻què不bú是shì件jiàn事shì業yè?何hé必bì又yòu跋bá涉shè,取qǔ甚shén經jīng去qù?」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo原yuán是shì個gè軟ruǎn善shàn的de人rén,那nǎ裡lǐ吃chī得de他tā這zhè句jù言yán語yǔ,羞xiū得de光guāng頭tóu徹chè耳ěr通tōng紅hóng。那nà唐táng僧sēng那nǎ里lǐ肯kěn信xìn,只zhǐ说shuō是shì个gè好hǎo人rén。行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,我wǒ知zhī道dào你nǐ了le,你nǐ见jiàn他tā那nà等děng容róng貌mào,必bì然rán动dòng了le凡fán心xīn。若ruò果guǒ有yǒu此cǐ意yì,叫jiào八bā戒jiè伐fá几jǐ棵kē树shù来lái,沙shā僧sēng寻xún些xiē草cǎo来lái,我wǒ做zuò木mù匠jiàng,就jiù在zài这zhè里lǐ搭dā个gè窝wō铺pù,你nǐ与yǔ他tā圆yuán房fáng成chéng事shì,我wǒ们men大dà家jiā散sàn了le,却què不bú是shì件jiàn事shì业yè?何hé必bì又yòu跋bá涉shè,取qǔ甚shén经jīng去qù?」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo原yuán是shì个gè软ruǎn善shàn的de人rén,那nǎ里lǐ吃chī得de他tā这zhè句jù言yán语yǔ,羞xiū得de光guāng头tóu彻chè耳ěr通tōng红hóng。

解屍脫命

三sān藏zàng正zhèng在zài此cǐ羞xiū慚cán,行xíng者zhě又yòu發fā起qǐ性xìng來lái,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,望wàng妖yāo精jīng劈pī臉liǎn一yí下xià。那nà怪guài物wù有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn,使shǐ個gè「解jiě屍shī法fǎ」,見jiàn行xíng者zhě棍gùn子zi來lái時shí,他tā卻què抖dǒu擻sǒu精jīng神shén,預yù先xiān走zǒu了le,把bǎ一yí個gè假jiǎ屍shī首shǒu打dǎ死sǐ在zài地dì下xià。諕xià得de個gè長zhǎng老lǎo戰zhàn戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,口kǒu中zhōng作zuò念niàn道dào:「這zhè猴hóu著zhuó然rán無wú禮lǐ,屢lǚ勸quàn不bù從cóng,無wú故gù傷shāng人rén性xìng命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù莫mò怪guài,你nǐ且qiě來lái看kàn看kàn這zhè罐guàn子zi裡lǐ是shì甚shén東dōng西xī?」沙shā僧sēng攙chān著zhe長zhǎng老lǎo,近jìn前qián看kàn時shí,那nǎ裡lǐ是shì甚shén香xiāng米mǐ飯fàn,卻què是shì一yí罐guàn子zi拖tuō尾wěi巴ba的de長cháng蛆qū;也yě不bú是shì麵miàn觔jīn,卻què是shì幾jǐ個gè青qīng蛙wā、癩lài蝦há蟆má,滿mǎn地dì亂luàn跳tiào。長zhǎng老lǎo才cái有yǒu三sān分fēn兒er信xìn了le。三sān藏zàng正zhèng在zài此cǐ羞xiū惭cán,行xíng者zhě又yòu发fā起qǐ性xìng来lái,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,望wàng妖yāo精jīng劈pī脸liǎn一yí下xià。那nà怪guài物wù有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn,使shǐ个gè「解jiě尸shī法fǎ」,见jiàn行xíng者zhě棍gùn子zi来lái时shí,他tā却què抖dǒu擞sǒu精jīng神shén,预yù先xiān走zǒu了le,把bǎ一yí个gè假jiǎ尸shī首shǒu打dǎ死sǐ在zài地dì下xià。諕xià得de个gè长zhǎng老lǎo战zhàn战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,口kǒu中zhōng作zuò念niàn道dào:「这zhè猴hóu着zhuó然rán无wú礼lǐ,屡lǚ劝quàn不bù从cóng,无wú故gù伤shāng人rén性xìng命mìng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù莫mò怪guài,你nǐ且qiě来lái看kàn看kàn这zhè罐guàn子zi里lǐ是shì甚shén东dōng西xī?」沙shā僧sēng搀chān着zhe长zhǎng老lǎo,近jìn前qián看kàn时shí,那nǎ里lǐ是shì甚shén香xiāng米mǐ饭fàn,却què是shì一yí罐guàn子zi拖tuō尾wěi巴ba的de长cháng蛆qū;也yě不bú是shì面miàn觔jīn,却què是shì几jǐ个gè青qīng蛙wā、癞lài虾há蟆má,满mǎn地dì乱luàn跳tiào。长zhǎng老lǎo才cái有yǒu三sān分fēn儿er信xìn了le。

八戒攛唆

怎zěn禁jìn豬zhū八bā戒jiè氣qì不bú忿fèn,在zài傍páng漏lòu八bā分fēn兒er唆suō嘴zuǐ道dào:「師shī父fù,說shuō起qǐ這zhè個gè女nǚ子zǐ,他tā是shì此cǐ間jiān農nóng婦fù,因yīn為wèi送sòng飯fàn下xià田tián,路lù遇yù我wǒ等děng,卻què怎zěn麼me栽zāi他tā是shì個gè妖yāo怪guài?哥gē哥ge的de棍gùn重zhòng,走zǒu將jiāng來lái試shì手shǒu打dǎ他tā一yí下xià,不bù期qī就jiù打dǎ殺shā了le。怕pà你nǐ念niàn甚shén麼me緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu,故gù意yì的de使shǐ個gè障zhàng眼yǎn法fǎ兒er,變biàn做zuò這zhè等děng樣yàng東dōng西xī,演yǎn幌huǎng你nǐ眼yǎn,使shǐ不bú念niàn咒zhòu哩li。」怎zěn禁jìn猪zhū八bā戒jiè气qì不bú忿fèn,在zài傍páng漏lòu八bā分fēn儿er唆suō嘴zuǐ道dào:「师shī父fù,说shuō起qǐ这zhè个gè女nǚ子zǐ,他tā是shì此cǐ间jiān农nóng妇fù,因yīn为wèi送sòng饭fàn下xià田tián,路lù遇yù我wǒ等děng,却què怎zěn么me栽zāi他tā是shì个gè妖yāo怪guài?哥gē哥ge的de棍gùn重zhòng,走zǒu将jiāng来lái试shì手shǒu打dǎ他tā一yí下xià,不bù期qī就jiù打dǎ杀shā了le。怕pà你nǐ念niàn甚shén么me紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu,故gù意yì的de使shǐ个gè障zhàng眼yǎn法fǎ儿er,变biàn做zuò这zhè等děng样yàng东dōng西xī,演yǎn幌huǎng你nǐ眼yǎn,使shǐ不bú念niàn咒zhòu哩li。」

三藏念咒

三sān藏zàng自zì此cǐ一yì言yán,就jiù是shì晦huì氣qì到dào了le。果guǒ然rán信xìn那nà獃dāi子zi攛cuān唆suō,手shǒu中zhōng捻niǎn訣jué,口kǒu裡lǐ念niàn咒zhòu。行xíng者zhě就jiù叫jiào:「頭tóu疼téng,頭tóu疼téng。莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,有yǒu話huà便biàn說shuō。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「有yǒu甚shén話huà說shuō?出chū家jiā人rén時shí時shí常cháng要yào方fāng便biàn,念niàn念niàn不bù離lí善shàn心xīn,掃sǎo地dì恐kǒng傷shāng螻lóu蟻yǐ命mìng,愛ài惜xī飛fēi蛾é紗shā罩zhào燈dēng。你nǐ怎zěn麼me步bù步bù行xíng兇xiōng,打dǎ死sǐ這zhè個gè無wú故gù平píng人rén,取qǔ將jiāng經jīng來lái何hé用yòng?你nǐ回huí去qù罷bà。」三sān藏zàng自zì此cǐ一yì言yán,就jiù是shì晦huì气qì到dào了le。果guǒ然rán信xìn那nà呆dāi子zi撺cuān唆suō,手shǒu中zhōng捻niǎn诀jué,口kǒu里lǐ念niàn咒zhòu。行xíng者zhě就jiù叫jiào:「头tóu疼téng,头tóu疼téng。莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,有yǒu话huà便biàn说shuō。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「有yǒu甚shén话huà说shuō?出chū家jiā人rén时shí时shí常cháng要yào方fāng便biàn,念niàn念niàn不bù离lí善shàn心xīn,扫sǎo地dì恐kǒng伤shāng蝼lóu蚁yǐ命mìng,爱ài惜xī飞fēi蛾é纱shā罩zhào灯dēng。你nǐ怎zěn么me步bù步bù行xíng凶xiōng,打dǎ死sǐ这zhè个gè无wú故gù平píng人rén,取qǔ将jiāng经jīng来lái何hé用yòng?你nǐ回huí去qù罢bà。」

逐去行者

行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ教jiào我wǒ回huí那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ不bú要yào你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ不bú要yào我wǒ做zuò徒tú弟dì,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ西xī天tiān路lù去qù不bù成chéng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ命mìng在zài天tiān,該gāi那nà個gè妖yāo精jīng蒸zhēng了le吃chī,就jiù是shì煮zhǔ了le,也yě算suàn不bú過guò。終zhōng不bù然rán,你nǐ救jiù得de我wǒ的de大dà限xiàn?你nǐ快kuài回huí去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ教jiào我wǒ回huí那nǎ里lǐ去qù?」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ不bú要yào你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ不bú要yào我wǒ做zuò徒tú弟dì,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ西xī天tiān路lù去qù不bù成chéng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ命mìng在zài天tiān,该gāi那nà个gè妖yāo精jīng蒸zhēng了le吃chī,就jiù是shì煮zhǔ了le,也yě算suàn不bú过guò。终zhōng不bù然rán,你nǐ救jiù得de我wǒ的de大dà限xiàn?你nǐ快kuài回huí去qù。」

叩頭哀告

行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,我wǒ回huí去qù便biàn也yě罷bà了le,只zhǐ是shì不bù曾céng報bào得de你nǐ的de恩ēn哩li。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén恩ēn?」那nà大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,連lián忙máng跪guì下xià叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「老lǎo孫sūn因yīn大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng,致zhì下xià了le傷shāng身shēn之zhī難nàn,被bèi我wǒ佛fó壓yā在zài兩liǎng界jiè山shān。幸xìng觀guān音yīn菩pú薩sà與yǔ我wǒ受shòu了le戒jiè行xíng,幸xìng師shī父fù救jiù脫tuō吾wú身shēn。若ruò不bù與yǔ你nǐ同tóng上shàng西xī天tiān,顯xiǎn得de我wǒ知zhī恩ēn不bú報bào非fēi君jūn子zǐ,萬wàn古gǔ千qiān秋qiū作zuò罵mà名míng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,我wǒ回huí去qù便biàn也yě罢bà了le,只zhǐ是shì不bù曾céng报bào得de你nǐ的de恩ēn哩li。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén恩ēn?」那nà大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,连lián忙máng跪guì下xià叩kòu头tóu道dào:「老lǎo孙sūn因yīn大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng,致zhì下xià了le伤shāng身shēn之zhī难nàn,被bèi我wǒ佛fó压yā在zài两liǎng界jiè山shān。幸xìng观guān音yīn菩pú萨sà与yǔ我wǒ受shòu了le戒jiè行xíng,幸xìng师shī父fù救jiù脱tuō吾wú身shēn。若ruò不bù与yǔ你nǐ同tóng上shàng西xī天tiān,显xiǎn得de我wǒ知zhī恩ēn不bú报bào非fēi君jūn子zǐ,万wàn古gǔ千qiān秋qiū作zuò骂mà名míng。」

回心轉意

原yuán來lái這zhè唐táng僧sēng是shì個gè慈cí憫mǐn的de聖shèng僧sēng,他tā見jiàn行xíng者zhě哀āi告gào,卻què也yě回huí心xīn轉zhuǎn意yì道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ說shuō,且qiě饒ráo你nǐ這zhè一yí次cì,再zài休xiū無wú禮lǐ。如rú若ruò仍réng前qián作zuò惡è,這zhè咒zhòu語yǔ顛diān倒dào就jiù念niàn二èr十shí遍biàn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「三sān十shí遍biàn也yě由yóu你nǐ,只zhǐ是shì我wǒ不bù打dǎ人rén了le。」卻què才cái伏fú侍shì唐táng僧sēng上shàng馬mǎ,又yòu將jiāng摘zhāi來lái桃táo子zi奉fèng上shàng。唐táng僧sēng在zài馬mǎ上shàng也yě吃chī了le幾jǐ個gè,權quán且qiě充chōng饑jī。原yuán来lái这zhè唐táng僧sēng是shì个gè慈cí悯mǐn的de圣shèng僧sēng,他tā见jiàn行xíng者zhě哀āi告gào,却què也yě回huí心xīn转zhuǎn意yì道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ说shuō,且qiě饶ráo你nǐ这zhè一yí次cì,再zài休xiū无wú礼lǐ。如rú若ruò仍réng前qián作zuò恶è,这zhè咒zhòu语yǔ颠diān倒dào就jiù念niàn二èr十shí遍biàn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「三sān十shí遍biàn也yě由yóu你nǐ,只zhǐ是shì我wǒ不bù打dǎ人rén了le。」却què才cái伏fú侍shì唐táng僧sēng上shàng马mǎ,又yòu将jiāng摘zhāi来lái桃táo子zi奉fèng上shàng。唐táng僧sēng在zài马mǎ上shàng也yě吃chī了le几jǐ个gè,权quán且qiě充chōng饥jī。

妖精暗恨

卻què說shuō那nà妖yāo精jīng脫tuō命mìng昇shēng空kōng,原yuán來lái行xíng者zhě那nà一yí棒bàng不bù曾céng打dǎ殺shā妖yāo精jīng,妖yāo精jīng出chū神shén去qù了le。他tā在zài那nà雲yún端duān裡lǐ咬yǎo牙yá切qiè齒chǐ,暗àn恨hèn行xíng者zhě道dào:「幾jǐ年nián只zhǐ聞wén得dé講jiǎng他tā手shǒu段duàn,今jīn日rì果guǒ然rán話huà不bù虛xū傳chuán。那nà唐táng僧sēng已yǐ是shì不bú認rèn得dé我wǒ,將jiāng要yào吃chī飯fàn。若ruò低dī頭tóu聞wén一yì聞wén兒er,我wǒ就jiù一yì把bǎ撈lāo住zhù,卻què不bú是shì我wǒ的de人rén了le?不bù期qī被bèi他tā走zǒu來lái,弄nòng破pò我wǒ這zhè勾gòu當dàng,又yòu幾jǐ乎hū被bèi他tā打dǎ了le一yí棒bàng。若ruò饒ráo了le這zhè個gè和hé尚shàng,誠chéng然rán是shì勞láo而ér無wú功gōng也yě,我wǒ還hái下xià去qù戲xì他tā一yí戲xì。」却què说shuō那nà妖yāo精jīng脱tuō命mìng升shēng空kōng,原yuán来lái行xíng者zhě那nà一yí棒bàng不bù曾céng打dǎ杀shā妖yāo精jīng,妖yāo精jīng出chū神shén去qù了le。他tā在zài那nà云yún端duān里lǐ咬yǎo牙yá切qiè齿chǐ,暗àn恨hèn行xíng者zhě道dào:「几jǐ年nián只zhǐ闻wén得dé讲jiǎng他tā手shǒu段duàn,今jīn日rì果guǒ然rán话huà不bù虚xū传chuán。那nà唐táng僧sēng已yǐ是shì不bú认rèn得dé我wǒ,将jiāng要yào吃chī饭fàn。若ruò低dī头tóu闻wén一yì闻wén儿er,我wǒ就jiù一yì把bǎ捞lāo住zhù,却què不bú是shì我wǒ的de人rén了le?不bù期qī被bèi他tā走zǒu来lái,弄nòng破pò我wǒ这zhè勾gòu当dàng,又yòu几jǐ乎hū被bèi他tā打dǎ了le一yí棒bàng。若ruò饶ráo了le这zhè个gè和hé尚shàng,诚chéng然rán是shì劳láo而ér无wú功gōng也yě,我wǒ还hái下xià去qù戏xì他tā一yí戏xì。」

化作老婦

好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,按àn落luò陰yīn雲yún,在zài那nà前qián山shān坡pō下xià搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn作zuò個gè老lǎo婦fù人rén,年nián滿mǎn八bā旬xún,手shǒu拄zhǔ著zhe一yì根gēn彎wān頭tóu竹zhú杖zhàng,一yí步bù一yì聲shēng的de哭kū著zhe走zǒu來lái。八bā戒jiè見jiàn了le,大dà驚jīng道dào:「師shī父fù,不bù好hǎo了le,那nà媽mā媽ma兒er來lái尋xún人rén了le。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「尋xún甚shén人rén?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī兄xiōng打dǎ殺shā的de定dìng是shì他tā女nǚ兒ér,這zhè個gè定dìng是shì他tā娘niáng尋xún將jiāng來lái了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì莫mò要yào胡hú說shuō,那nà女nǚ子zǐ十shí八bā歲suì,這zhè老lǎo婦fù有yǒu八bā十shí歲suì,怎zěn麼me六liù十shí多duō歲suì還hái生shēng產chǎn?斷duàn乎hū是shì個gè假jiǎ的de,等děng老lǎo孫sūn去qù看kàn來lái。」好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,按àn落luò阴yīn云yún,在zài那nà前qián山shān坡pō下xià摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn作zuò个gè老lǎo妇fù人rén,年nián满mǎn八bā旬xún,手shǒu拄zhǔ着zhe一yì根gēn弯wān头tóu竹zhú杖zhàng,一yí步bù一yì声shēng的de哭kū着zhe走zǒu来lái。八bā戒jiè见jiàn了le,大dà惊jīng道dào:「师shī父fù,不bù好hǎo了le,那nà妈mā妈ma儿er来lái寻xún人rén了le。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「寻xún甚shén人rén?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī兄xiōng打dǎ杀shā的de定dìng是shì他tā女nǚ儿ér,这zhè个gè定dìng是shì他tā娘niáng寻xún将jiāng来lái了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì莫mò要yào胡hú说shuō,那nà女nǚ子zǐ十shí八bā岁suì,这zhè老lǎo妇fù有yǒu八bā十shí岁suì,怎zěn么me六liù十shí多duō岁suì还hái生shēng产chǎn?断duàn乎hū是shì个gè假jiǎ的de,等děng老lǎo孙sūn去qù看kàn来lái。」

老婦之形

好hǎo行xíng者zhě,拽yè開kāi步bù,走zǒu近jìn前qián觀guān看kàn,那nà怪guài物wù:好hǎo行xíng者zhě,拽yè开kāi步bù,走zǒu近jìn前qián观guān看kàn,那nà怪guài物wù:

假jiǎ變biàn一yì婆pó婆po,兩liǎng鬢bìn如rú冰bīng雪xuě。假jiǎ变biàn一yì婆pó婆po,两liǎng鬓bìn如rú冰bīng雪xuě。
走zǒu路lù慢màn騰téng騰téng,行xíng步bù虛xū怯qiè怯qiè。走zǒu路lù慢màn腾téng腾téng,行xíng步bù虚xū怯qiè怯qiè。
弱ruò體tǐ瘦shòu伶líng仃dīng,臉liǎn如rú枯kū菜cài葉yè。弱ruò体tǐ瘦shòu伶líng仃dīng,脸liǎn如rú枯kū菜cài叶yè。
顴quán骨gǔ望wàng上shàng翹qiào,嘴zuǐ唇chún往wǎng下xià別bié。颧quán骨gǔ望wàng上shàng翘qiào,嘴zuǐ唇chún往wǎng下xià别bié。
老lǎo年nián不bù比bǐ少shào年nián時shí,滿mǎn臉liǎn都dōu是shì荷hé葉yè摺zhé。老lǎo年nián不bù比bǐ少shào年nián时shí,满mǎn脸liǎn都dōu是shì荷hé叶yè折zhé。
再打屍魔

行xíng者zhě認rèn得dé他tā是shì妖yāo精jīng,更gèng不bù理lǐ論lùn,舉jǔ棒bàng照zhào頭tóu便biàn打dǎ。那nà怪guài見jiàn棍gùn子zi起qǐ時shí,依yī然rán抖dǒu擻sǒu,又yòu出chū化huà了le元yuán神shén,脫tuō真zhēn兒er去qù了le,把bǎ個gè假jiǎ屍shī首shǒu又yòu打dǎ死sǐ在zài山shān路lù傍páng之zhī下xià。行xíng者zhě认rèn得dé他tā是shì妖yāo精jīng,更gèng不bù理lǐ论lùn,举jǔ棒bàng照zhào头tóu便biàn打dǎ。那nà怪guài见jiàn棍gùn子zi起qǐ时shí,依yī然rán抖dǒu擞sǒu,又yòu出chū化huà了le元yuán神shén,脱tuō真zhēn儿er去qù了le,把bǎ个gè假jiǎ尸shī首shǒu又yòu打dǎ死sǐ在zài山shān路lù傍páng之zhī下xià。

二次念咒

唐táng僧sēng一yí見jiàn,驚jīng下xià馬mǎ來lái,睡shuì在zài路lù傍páng,更gèng無wú二èr話huà,只zhǐ是shì把bǎ緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu顛diān倒dào足zú足zú念niàn了le二èr十shí遍biàn。可kě憐lián把bǎ個gè行xíng者zhě頭tóu勒lēi得de似sì個gè亞yà腰yāo兒er葫hú蘆lú,十shí分fēn疼téng痛tòng難nán忍rěn,滾gǔn將jiāng來lái哀āi告gào道dào:「師shī父fù莫mò念niàn了le,有yǒu甚shén話huà說shuō了le罷bà。」唐táng僧sēng一yí见jiàn,惊jīng下xià马mǎ来lái,睡shuì在zài路lù傍páng,更gèng无wú二èr话huà,只zhǐ是shì把bǎ紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu颠diān倒dào足zú足zú念niàn了le二èr十shí遍biàn。可kě怜lián把bǎ个gè行xíng者zhě头tóu勒lēi得de似sì个gè亚yà腰yāo儿er葫hú芦lú,十shí分fēn疼téng痛tòng难nán忍rěn,滚gǔn将jiāng来lái哀āi告gào道dào:「师shī父fù莫mò念niàn了le,有yǒu甚shén话huà说shuō了le罢bà。」

又逐行者

唐táng僧sēng道dào:「有yǒu甚shén話huà說shuō?出chū家jiā人rén耳ěr聽tīng善shàn言yán,不bú墮duò地dì獄yù。我wǒ這zhè般bān勸quàn化huà你nǐ,你nǐ怎zěn麼me只zhǐ是shì行xíng兇xiōng?把bǎ平píng人rén打dǎ死sǐ一yí個gè,又yòu打dǎ死sǐ一yí個gè,此cǐ是shì何hé說shuō?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì妖yāo精jīng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「這zhè個gè猴hóu子zi胡hú說shuō,就jiù有yǒu這zhè許xǔ多duō妖yāo怪guài?你nǐ是shì個gè無wú心xīn向xiàng善shàn之zhī輩bèi,有yǒu意yì作zuò惡è之zhī人rén,你nǐ去qù罷bà。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「有yǒu甚shén话huà说shuō?出chū家jiā人rén耳ěr听tīng善shàn言yán,不bú堕duò地dì狱yù。我wǒ这zhè般bān劝quàn化huà你nǐ,你nǐ怎zěn么me只zhǐ是shì行xíng凶xiōng?把bǎ平píng人rén打dǎ死sǐ一yí个gè,又yòu打dǎ死sǐ一yí个gè,此cǐ是shì何hé说shuō?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì妖yāo精jīng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「这zhè个gè猴hóu子zi胡hú说shuō,就jiù有yǒu这zhè许xǔ多duō妖yāo怪guài?你nǐ是shì个gè无wú心xīn向xiàng善shàn之zhī辈bèi,有yǒu意yì作zuò恶è之zhī人rén,你nǐ去qù罢bà。」

八戒攛掇

行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù又yòu教jiào我wǒ去qù?回huí去qù便biàn也yě回huí去qù了le,只zhǐ是shì一yí件jiàn不bù相xiāng應yìng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ有yǒu甚shén麼me不bù相xiāng應yìng處chù?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù,他tā要yào和hé你nǐ分fēn行xíng李lǐ哩li。跟gēn著zhe你nǐ做zuò了le這zhè幾jǐ年nián和hé尚shàng,不bù成chéng空kōng著zhe手shǒu回huí去qù?你nǐ把bǎ那nà包bāo袱fú內nèi的de甚shén麼me舊jiù褊biǎn衫shān,破pò帽mào子zi、分fēn兩liǎng件jiàn與yǔ他tā罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù又yòu教jiào我wǒ去qù?回huí去qù便biàn也yě回huí去qù了le,只zhǐ是shì一yí件jiàn不bù相xiāng应yìng。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ有yǒu甚shén么me不bù相xiāng应yìng处chù?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù,他tā要yào和hé你nǐ分fēn行xíng李lǐ哩li。跟gēn着zhe你nǐ做zuò了le这zhè几jǐ年nián和hé尚shàng,不bù成chéng空kōng着zhe手shǒu回huí去qù?你nǐ把bǎ那nà包bāo袱fú内nèi的de甚shén么me旧jiù褊biǎn衫shān,破pò帽mào子zi、分fēn两liǎng件jiàn与yǔ他tā罢bà。」

行者剖白

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,氣qì得de暴bào跳tiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ這zhè個gè尖jiān嘴zuǐ的de夯hāng貨huò!老lǎo孫sūn一yí向xiàng秉bǐng教jiào沙shā門mén,更gèng無wú一yì毫háo嫉jí妒dù之zhī意yì,貪tān戀liàn之zhī心xīn,怎zěn麼me要yào分fēn甚shén麼me行xíng李lǐ?」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ既jì不bù嫉jí妒dù貪tān戀liàn,如rú何hé不bú去qù?」行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,气qì得de暴bào跳tiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ这zhè个gè尖jiān嘴zuǐ的de夯hāng货huò!老lǎo孙sūn一yí向xiàng秉bǐng教jiào沙shā门mén,更gèng无wú一yì毫háo嫉jí妒dù之zhī意yì,贪tān恋liàn之zhī心xīn,怎zěn么me要yào分fēn甚shén么me行xíng李lǐ?」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ既jì不bù嫉jí妒dù贪tān恋liàn,如rú何hé不bú去qù?」

五百年前

行xíng者zhě道dào:「實shí不bù瞞mán師shī父fù說shuō,老lǎo孫sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián,居jū花huā果guǒ山shān水shuǐ簾lián洞dòng大dà展zhǎn英yīng雄xióng之zhī際jì,收shōu降xiáng七qī十shí二èr洞dòng邪xié魔mó,手shǒu下xià有yǒu四sì萬wàn七qī千qiān小xiǎo怪guài,頭tóu戴dài的de是shì紫zǐ金jīn冠guān,身shēn穿chuān的de是shì赭zhě黃huáng袍páo,腰yāo繫xì的de是shì藍lán田tián帶dài,足zú踏tà的de是shì步bù雲yún履lǚ,手shǒu執zhí的de是shì如rú意yì金jīn箍gū棒bàng,著zhuó實shí也yě曾céng為wéi人rén。自zì從cóng涅niè槃pán罪zuì度dù,削xuē髮fà秉bǐng正zhèng沙shā門mén,跟gēn你nǐ做zuò了le徒tú弟dì,把bǎ這zhè個gè金jīn箍gū兒er勒lēi在zài我wǒ頭tóu上shàng,若ruò回huí去qù,卻què也yě難nán見jiàn故gù鄉xiāng人rén。行xíng者zhě道dào:「实shí不bù瞒mán师shī父fù说shuō,老lǎo孙sūn五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián,居jū花huā果guǒ山shān水shuǐ帘lián洞dòng大dà展zhǎn英yīng雄xióng之zhī际jì,收shōu降xiáng七qī十shí二èr洞dòng邪xié魔mó,手shǒu下xià有yǒu四sì万wàn七qī千qiān小xiǎo怪guài,头tóu戴dài的de是shì紫zǐ金jīn冠guān,身shēn穿chuān的de是shì赭zhě黄huáng袍páo,腰yāo系xì的de是shì蓝lán田tián带dài,足zú踏tà的de是shì步bù云yún履lǚ,手shǒu执zhí的de是shì如rú意yì金jīn箍gū棒bàng,着zhuó实shí也yě曾céng为wéi人rén。自zì从cóng涅niè槃pán罪zuì度dù,削xuē发fà秉bǐng正zhèng沙shā门mén,跟gēn你nǐ做zuò了le徒tú弟dì,把bǎ这zhè个gè金jīn箍gū儿er勒lēi在zài我wǒ头tóu上shàng,若ruò回huí去qù,却què也yě难nán见jiàn故gù乡xiāng人rén。

願退金箍

師shī父fù果guǒ若ruò不bú要yào我wǒ,把bǎ那nà個gè鬆sōng箍gū兒er咒zhòu念niàn一yí念niàn,退tuì下xià這zhè個gè箍gū子zi,交jiāo付fù與yǔ你nǐ,套tào在zài別bié人rén頭tóu上shàng,我wǒ就jiù快kuài活huó相xiāng應yìng了le,也yě是shì跟gēn你nǐ一yì場cháng。莫mò不bù成chéng這zhè些xiē人rén意yì兒er也yě沒méi有yǒu了le?」师shī父fù果guǒ若ruò不bú要yào我wǒ,把bǎ那nà个gè松sōng箍gū儿er咒zhòu念niàn一yí念niàn,退tuì下xià这zhè个gè箍gū子zi,交jiāo付fù与yǔ你nǐ,套tào在zài别bié人rén头tóu上shàng,我wǒ就jiù快kuài活huó相xiāng应yìng了le,也yě是shì跟gēn你nǐ一yì场cháng。莫mò不bù成chéng这zhè些xiē人rén意yì儿er也yě没méi有yǒu了le?」

再饒一次

唐táng僧sēng大dà驚jīng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,我wǒ當dāng時shí只zhǐ是shì菩pú薩sà暗àn受shòu一yí卷juàn緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu,卻què沒méi有yǒu甚shén麼me鬆sōng箍gū兒er咒zhòu。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「若ruò無wú松sōng箍gū兒er咒zhòu,你nǐ還hái帶dài我wǒ去qù走zǒu走zǒu罷bà。」長zhǎng老lǎo又yòu沒méi奈nài何hé道dào:「你nǐ且qiě起qǐ來lái,我wǒ再zài饒ráo你nǐ這zhè一yí次cì,卻què不bù可kě再zài行xíng兇xiōng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「再zài不bù敢gǎn了le。再zài不bù敢gǎn了le。」又yòu伏fú侍shì師shī父fù上shàng馬mǎ,剖pōu路lù前qián進jìn。唐táng僧sēng大dà惊jīng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,我wǒ当dāng时shí只zhǐ是shì菩pú萨sà暗àn受shòu一yí卷juàn紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu,却què没méi有yǒu甚shén么me松sōng箍gū儿er咒zhòu。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「若ruò无wú松sōng箍gū儿er咒zhòu,你nǐ还hái带dài我wǒ去qù走zǒu走zǒu罢bà。」长zhǎng老lǎo又yòu没méi奈nài何hé道dào:「你nǐ且qiě起qǐ来lái,我wǒ再zài饶ráo你nǐ这zhè一yí次cì,却què不bù可kě再zài行xíng凶xiōng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「再zài不bù敢gǎn了le。再zài不bù敢gǎn了le。」又yòu伏fú侍shì师shī父fù上shàng马mǎ,剖pōu路lù前qián进jìn。

賊心不死

卻què說shuō那nà妖yāo精jīng原yuán來lái行xíng者zhě第dì二èr棍gùn也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ殺shā他tā。那nà怪guài物wù在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng誇kuā獎jiǎng不bú盡jìn道dào:「好hǎo個gè猴hóu王wáng,著zhuó然rán有yǒu眼yǎn,我wǒ那nà般bān變biàn了le去qù,他tā也yě還hái認rèn得dé我wǒ。這zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng他tā去qù得de快kuài,若ruò過guò此cǐ山shān,西xī下xià四sì十shí里lǐ,就jiù不bù伏fú我wǒ所suǒ管guǎn了le。若ruò是shì被bèi別bié處chù妖yāo魔mó撈lāo了le去qù,好hǎo道dào就jiù笑xiào破pò他tā人rén口kǒu,使shǐ碎suì自zì家jiā心xīn。我wǒ還hái下xià去qù戲xì他tā一yí戲xì。」却què说shuō那nà妖yāo精jīng原yuán来lái行xíng者zhě第dì二èr棍gùn也yě不bù曾céng打dǎ杀shā他tā。那nà怪guài物wù在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng夸kuā奖jiǎng不bú尽jìn道dào:「好hǎo个gè猴hóu王wáng,着zhuó然rán有yǒu眼yǎn,我wǒ那nà般bān变biàn了le去qù,他tā也yě还hái认rèn得dé我wǒ。这zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng他tā去qù得de快kuài,若ruò过guò此cǐ山shān,西xī下xià四sì十shí里lǐ,就jiù不bù伏fú我wǒ所suǒ管guǎn了le。若ruò是shì被bèi别bié处chù妖yāo魔mó捞lāo了le去qù,好hǎo道dào就jiù笑xiào破pò他tā人rén口kǒu,使shǐ碎suì自zì家jiā心xīn。我wǒ还hái下xià去qù戏xì他tā一yí戏xì。」

化作老翁

好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,按àn聳sǒng陰yīn風fēng,在zài山shān坡pō下xià搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn做zuò一yí個gè老lǎo公gōng公gong,真zhēn個gè是shì:好hǎo妖yāo精jīng,按àn耸sǒng阴yīn风fēng,在zài山shān坡pō下xià摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn做zuò一yí个gè老lǎo公gōng公gong,真zhēn个gè是shì:

白bái髮fà如rú彭péng祖zǔ,蒼cāng髯rán賽sài壽shòu星xīng。白bái发fà如rú彭péng祖zǔ,苍cāng髯rán赛sài寿shòu星xīng。
耳ěr中zhōng鳴míng玉yù磬qìng,眼yǎn裡lǐ幌huǎng金jīn星xīng。耳ěr中zhōng鸣míng玉yù磬qìng,眼yǎn里lǐ幌huǎng金jīn星xīng。
手shǒu拄zhǔ龍lóng頭tóu拐guǎi,身shēn穿chuān鶴hè氅chǎng輕qīng。手shǒu拄zhǔ龙lóng头tóu拐guǎi,身shēn穿chuān鹤hè氅chǎng轻qīng。
數shù珠zhū掐qiā在zài手shǒu,口kǒu誦sòng南ná無mó經jīng。数shù珠zhū掐qiā在zài手shǒu,口kǒu诵sòng南ná无mó经jīng。
誇獎生禍

唐táng僧sēng在zài馬mǎ上shàng見jiàn了le,心xīn中zhōng大dà喜xǐ道dào:「阿ē彌mí陀tuó佛fó!西xī方fāng真zhēn是shì福fú地dì,那nà公gōng公gong路lù也yě走zǒu不bú上shàng來lái,逼bī法fǎ的de還hái念niàn經jīng哩li。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ且qiě莫mò要yào誇kuā獎jiǎng,那nà個gè是shì禍huò的de根gēn哩li。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「怎zěn麼me是shì禍huò根gēn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī兄xiōng打dǎ殺shā他tā的de女nǚ兒ér,又yòu打dǎ殺shā他tā的de婆pó子zi,這zhè個gè正zhèng是shì他tā的de老lǎo兒ér尋xún將jiāng來lái了le。我wǒ們men若ruò撞zhuàng在zài他tā的de懷huái裡lǐ啊a,師shī父fù,你nǐ便biàn償cháng命mìng,該gāi個gè死sǐ罪zuì;把bǎ老lǎo豬zhū為wéi從cóng,問wèn個gè充chōng軍jūn;沙shā僧sēng喝hè令lìng,問wèn個gè擺bǎi站zhàn。那nà師shī兄xiōng使shǐ個gè遁dùn法fǎ走zǒu了le,卻què不bù苦kǔ了le我wǒ們men三sān個gè頂dǐng缸gāng?」唐táng僧sēng在zài马mǎ上shàng见jiàn了le,心xīn中zhōng大dà喜xǐ道dào:「阿ē弥mí陀tuó佛fó!西xī方fāng真zhēn是shì福fú地dì,那nà公gōng公gong路lù也yě走zǒu不bú上shàng来lái,逼bī法fǎ的de还hái念niàn经jīng哩li。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ且qiě莫mò要yào夸kuā奖jiǎng,那nà个gè是shì祸huò的de根gēn哩li。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「怎zěn么me是shì祸huò根gēn?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī兄xiōng打dǎ杀shā他tā的de女nǚ儿ér,又yòu打dǎ杀shā他tā的de婆pó子zi,这zhè个gè正zhèng是shì他tā的de老lǎo儿ér寻xún将jiāng来lái了le。我wǒ们men若ruò撞zhuàng在zài他tā的de怀huái里lǐ啊a,师shī父fù,你nǐ便biàn偿cháng命mìng,该gāi个gè死sǐ罪zuì;把bǎ老lǎo猪zhū为wéi从cóng,问wèn个gè充chōng军jūn;沙shā僧sēng喝hè令lìng,问wèn个gè摆bǎi站zhàn。那nà师shī兄xiōng使shǐ个gè遁dùn法fǎ走zǒu了le,却què不bù苦kǔ了le我wǒ们men三sān个gè顶dǐng缸gāng?」

老翁訴女

行xíng者zhě聽tīng見jiàn道dào:「這zhè個gè獃dāi根gēn,這zhè等děng胡hú說shuō,可kě不bú諕xià了le師shī父fù?等děng老lǎo孫sūn再zài去qù看kàn看kàn。」他tā把bǎ棍gùn藏cáng在zài身shēn邊biān,走zǒu上shàng前qián,迎yíng著zhe怪guài物wù,叫jiào聲shēng:「老lǎo官guān兒er,往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?怎zěn麼me又yòu走zǒu路lù,又yòu念niàn經jīng?」那nà妖yāo精jīng錯cuò認rèn了le定dìng盤pán星xīng,把bǎ孫sūn大dà聖shèng也yě當dàng做zuò個gè等děng閑xián的de,遂suì答dá道dào:「長zhǎng老lǎo啊a,我wǒ老lǎo漢hàn祖zǔ居jū此cǐ地dì,一yì生shēng好hǎo善shàn齋zhāi僧sēng,看kàn經jīng念niàn佛fó。命mìng裡lǐ無wú兒ér,止zhǐ生shēng得de一yí個gè小xiǎo女nǚ,招zhāo了le個gè女nǚ婿xù。今jīn早zǎo送sòng飯fàn下xià田tián,想xiǎng是shì遭zāo逢féng虎hǔ口kǒu。老lǎo妻qī先xiān來lái找zhǎo尋xún,也yě不bú見jiàn回huí去qù。全quán然rán不bù知zhī下xià落luò,老lǎo漢hàn特tè來lái尋xún看kàn。果guǒ然rán是shì傷shāng殘cán他tā命mìng,也yě沒méi奈nài何hé,將jiāng他tā骸hái骨gǔ收shōu拾shí回huí去qù,安ān葬zàng塋yíng中zhōng。」行xíng者zhě听tīng见jiàn道dào:「这zhè个gè呆dāi根gēn,这zhè等děng胡hú说shuō,可kě不bú諕xià了le师shī父fù?等děng老lǎo孙sūn再zài去qù看kàn看kàn。」他tā把bǎ棍gùn藏cáng在zài身shēn边biān,走zǒu上shàng前qián,迎yíng着zhe怪guài物wù,叫jiào声shēng:「老lǎo官guān儿er,往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù?怎zěn么me又yòu走zǒu路lù,又yòu念niàn经jīng?」那nà妖yāo精jīng错cuò认rèn了le定dìng盘pán星xīng,把bǎ孙sūn大dà圣shèng也yě当dàng做zuò个gè等děng闲xián的de,遂suì答dá道dào:「长zhǎng老lǎo啊a,我wǒ老lǎo汉hàn祖zǔ居jū此cǐ地dì,一yì生shēng好hǎo善shàn斋zhāi僧sēng,看kàn经jīng念niàn佛fó。命mìng里lǐ无wú儿ér,止zhǐ生shēng得de一yí个gè小xiǎo女nǚ,招zhāo了le个gè女nǚ婿xù。今jīn早zǎo送sòng饭fàn下xià田tián,想xiǎng是shì遭zāo逢féng虎hǔ口kǒu。老lǎo妻qī先xiān来lái找zhǎo寻xún,也yě不bú见jiàn回huí去qù。全quán然rán不bù知zhī下xià落luò,老lǎo汉hàn特tè来lái寻xún看kàn。果guǒ然rán是shì伤shāng残cán他tā命mìng,也yě没méi奈nài何hé,将jiāng他tā骸hái骨gǔ收shōu拾shí回huí去qù,安ān葬zàng茔yíng中zhōng。」

袖裡籠鬼

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ是shì個gè做zuò𡤫qiā虎hǔ的de祖zǔ宗zōng,你nǐ怎zěn麼me袖xiù子zi裡lǐ籠lóng了le個gè鬼guǐ兒er來lái哄hǒng我wǒ?你nǐ瞞mán了le諸zhū人rén,瞞mán不bú過guò我wǒ,我wǒ認rèn得dé你nǐ是shì個gè妖yāo精jīng。」那nà妖yāo精jīng諕xià得de頓dùn口kǒu無wú言yán。行xíng者zhě掣chè出chū棒bàng來lái,自zì忖cǔn道dào:「若ruò要yào不bù打dǎ他tā,顯xiǎn得de他tā倒dào弄nòng個gè風fēng兒er;若ruò要yào打dǎ他tā,又yòu怕pà師shī父fù念niàn那nà話huà兒er咒zhòu語yǔ。」又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「不bù打dǎ殺shā他tā,他tā一yì時shí間jiān抄chāo空kōng兒er把bǎ師shī父fù撈lāo了le去qù,卻què不bú又yòu費fèi心xīn勞láo力lì去qù救jiù他tā?還hái打dǎ的de是shì。就jiù一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ殺shā,師shī父fù念niàn起qǐ那nà咒zhòu,常cháng言yán道dào:『虎hǔ毒dú不bù吃chī兒ér。』憑píng著zhe我wǒ巧qiǎo言yán花huā語yǔ,嘴zuǐ伶líng舌shé便biàn,哄hǒng他tā一yì哄hǒng,好hǎo道dào也yě罷bà了le。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ是shì个gè做zuò𡤫qiā虎hǔ的de祖zǔ宗zōng,你nǐ怎zěn么me袖xiù子zi里lǐ笼lóng了le个gè鬼guǐ儿er来lái哄hǒng我wǒ?你nǐ瞒mán了le诸zhū人rén,瞒mán不bú过guò我wǒ,我wǒ认rèn得dé你nǐ是shì个gè妖yāo精jīng。」那nà妖yāo精jīng諕xià得de顿dùn口kǒu无wú言yán。行xíng者zhě掣chè出chū棒bàng来lái,自zì忖cǔn道dào:「若ruò要yào不bù打dǎ他tā,显xiǎn得de他tā倒dào弄nòng个gè风fēng儿er;若ruò要yào打dǎ他tā,又yòu怕pà师shī父fù念niàn那nà话huà儿er咒zhòu语yǔ。」又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「不bù打dǎ杀shā他tā,他tā一yì时shí间jiān抄chāo空kōng儿er把bǎ师shī父fù捞lāo了le去qù,却què不bú又yòu费fèi心xīn劳láo力lì去qù救jiù他tā?还hái打dǎ的de是shì。就jiù一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ杀shā,师shī父fù念niàn起qǐ那nà咒zhòu,常cháng言yán道dào:『虎hǔ毒dú不bù吃chī儿ér。』凭píng着zhe我wǒ巧qiǎo言yán花huā语yǔ,嘴zuǐ伶líng舌shé便biàn,哄hǒng他tā一yì哄hǒng,好hǎo道dào也yě罢bà了le。」

神證真形

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,念niàn動dòng咒zhòu語yǔ,叫jiào當dāng坊fāng土tǔ地dì、本běn處chù山shān神shén道dào:「這zhè妖yāo精jīng三sān番fān來lái戲xì弄nòng我wǒ師shī父fù,這zhè一yì番fān卻què要yào打dǎ殺shā他tā。你nǐ與yǔ我wǒ在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng作zuò證zhèng,不bù許xǔ走zǒu了le。」眾zhòng神shén聽tīng令lìng,誰shuí敢gǎn不bù從cóng,都dōu在zài雲yún端duān裡lǐ照zhào應yìng。那nà大dà聖shèng棍gùn起qǐ處chù,打dǎ倒dǎo妖yāo魔mó,才cái斷duàn絕jué了le靈líng光guāng。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,念niàn动dòng咒zhòu语yǔ,叫jiào当dāng坊fāng土tǔ地dì、本běn处chù山shān神shén道dào:「这zhè妖yāo精jīng三sān番fān来lái戏xì弄nòng我wǒ师shī父fù,这zhè一yì番fān却què要yào打dǎ杀shā他tā。你nǐ与yǔ我wǒ在zài半bàn空kōng中zhōng作zuò证zhèng,不bù许xǔ走zǒu了le。」众zhòng神shén听tīng令lìng,谁shuí敢gǎn不bù从cóng,都dōu在zài云yún端duān里lǐ照zhào应yìng。那nà大dà圣shèng棍gùn起qǐ处chù,打dǎ倒dǎo妖yāo魔mó,才cái断duàn绝jué了le灵líng光guāng。

白骨現形

那nà唐táng僧sēng在zài馬mǎ上shàng又yòu諕xià得de戰zhàn戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,口kǒu不bù能néng言yán。八bā戒jiè在zài傍páng邊biān又yòu笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo行xíng者zhě,風fēng發fā了le,只zhǐ行xíng了le半bàn日rì路lù,倒dào打dǎ死sǐ三sān個gè人rén。」唐táng僧sēng正zhèng要yào念niàn咒zhòu,行xíng者zhě急jí到dào馬mǎ前qián叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,你nǐ且qiě來lái看kàn看kàn他tā的de模mú樣yàng。」卻què是shì一yì堆duī粉fěn骷kū髏lóu在zài那nà裡lǐ。那nà唐táng僧sēng在zài马mǎ上shàng又yòu諕xià得de战zhàn战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng,口kǒu不bù能néng言yán。八bā戒jiè在zài傍páng边biān又yòu笑xiào道dào:「好hǎo行xíng者zhě,风fēng发fā了le,只zhǐ行xíng了le半bàn日rì路lù,倒dào打dǎ死sǐ三sān个gè人rén。」唐táng僧sēng正zhèng要yào念niàn咒zhòu,行xíng者zhě急jí到dào马mǎ前qián叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,你nǐ且qiě来lái看kàn看kàn他tā的de模mú样yàng。」却què是shì一yì堆duī粉fěn骷kū髅lóu在zài那nà里lǐ。

白骨夫人

唐táng僧sēng大dà驚jīng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,這zhè個gè人rén才cái死sǐ了le,怎zěn麼me就jiù化huà作zuò一yì堆duī骷kū髏lóu?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì個gè潛qián靈líng作zuò怪guài的de僵jiāng尸shī,在zài此cǐ迷mí人rén敗bài本běn,被bèi我wǒ打dǎ殺shā,他tā就jiù現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng。他tā那nà脊jí梁liáng上shàng有yǒu一yì行háng字zì,叫jiào做zuò『白bái骨gǔ夫fū人rén』。」唐táng僧sēng聞wén說shuō,倒dào也yě信xìn了le。怎zěn禁jìn那nà八bā戒jiè傍páng邊biān唆suō嘴zuǐ道dào:「師shī父fù,他tā的de手shǒu重zhòng棍gùn兇xiōng,把bǎ人rén打dǎ死sǐ,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ念niàn那nà話huà兒er,故gù意yì變biàn化huà這zhè個gè模mú樣yàng,掩yǎn你nǐ的de眼yǎn目mù哩li。」唐táng僧sēng果guǒ然rán耳ěr軟ruǎn,又yòu信xìn了le他tā,隨suí復fù念niàn起qǐ。唐táng僧sēng大dà惊jīng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,这zhè个gè人rén才cái死sǐ了le,怎zěn么me就jiù化huà作zuò一yì堆duī骷kū髅lóu?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì个gè潜qián灵líng作zuò怪guài的de僵jiāng尸shī,在zài此cǐ迷mí人rén败bài本běn,被bèi我wǒ打dǎ杀shā,他tā就jiù现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng。他tā那nà脊jí梁liáng上shàng有yǒu一yì行háng字zì,叫jiào做zuò『白bái骨gǔ夫fū人rén』。」唐táng僧sēng闻wén说shuō,倒dào也yě信xìn了le。怎zěn禁jìn那nà八bā戒jiè傍páng边biān唆suō嘴zuǐ道dào:「师shī父fù,他tā的de手shǒu重zhòng棍gùn凶xiōng,把bǎ人rén打dǎ死sǐ,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ念niàn那nà话huà儿er,故gù意yì变biàn化huà这zhè个gè模mú样yàng,掩yǎn你nǐ的de眼yǎn目mù哩li。」唐táng僧sēng果guǒ然rán耳ěr软ruǎn,又yòu信xìn了le他tā,随suí复fù念niàn起qǐ。

善惡之報

行xíng者zhě禁jìn不bù得de疼téng痛tòng,跪guì於yú路lù傍páng,只zhǐ叫jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,有yǒu話huà快kuài說shuō了le罷bà。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「猴hóu頭tóu,還hái有yǒu甚shén說shuō話huà?出chū家jiā人rén行xíng善shàn,如rú春chūn園yuán之zhī草cǎo,不bú見jiàn其qí長zhǎng,日rì有yǒu所suǒ增zēng;行xíng惡è之zhī人rén,如rú磨mó刀dāo之zhī石shí,不bú見jiàn其qí損sǔn,日rì有yǒu所suǒ虧kuī。你nǐ在zài這zhè荒huāng郊jiāo野yě外wài,一yì連lián打dǎ死sǐ三sān人rén,還hái是shì無wú人rén檢jiǎn舉jǔ,沒méi有yǒu對duì頭tóu;倘tǎng到dào城chéng市shì之zhī中zhōng,人rén煙yān湊còu集jí之zhī所suǒ,你nǐ拿ná了le那nà哭kū喪sāng棒bàng,一yì時shí不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,亂luàn打dǎ起qǐ人rén來lái,撞zhuàng出chū大dà禍huò,教jiào我wǒ怎zěn的de脫tuō身shēn?你nǐ回huí去qù罷bà。」行xíng者zhě禁jìn不bù得de疼téng痛tòng,跪guì于yú路lù傍páng,只zhǐ叫jiào:「莫mò念niàn,莫mò念niàn,有yǒu话huà快kuài说shuō了le罢bà。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「猴hóu头tóu,还hái有yǒu甚shén说shuō话huà?出chū家jiā人rén行xíng善shàn,如rú春chūn园yuán之zhī草cǎo,不bú见jiàn其qí长zhǎng,日rì有yǒu所suǒ增zēng;行xíng恶è之zhī人rén,如rú磨mó刀dāo之zhī石shí,不bú见jiàn其qí损sǔn,日rì有yǒu所suǒ亏kuī。你nǐ在zài这zhè荒huāng郊jiāo野yě外wài,一yì连lián打dǎ死sǐ三sān人rén,还hái是shì无wú人rén检jiǎn举jǔ,没méi有yǒu对duì头tóu;倘tǎng到dào城chéng市shì之zhī中zhōng,人rén烟yān凑còu集jí之zhī所suǒ,你nǐ拿ná了le那nà哭kū丧sāng棒bàng,一yì时shí不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,乱luàn打dǎ起qǐ人rén来lái,撞zhuàng出chū大dà祸huò,教jiào我wǒ怎zěn的de脱tuō身shēn?你nǐ回huí去qù罢bà。」

三番見逐

行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù錯cuò怪guài了le我wǒ也yě。這zhè廝sī分fēn明míng是shì個gè妖yāo魔mó,他tā實shí有yǒu心xīn害hài你nǐ。我wǒ倒dào打dǎ死sǐ他tā,替tì你nǐ除chú了le害hài,你nǐ卻què不bú認rèn得dé,反fǎn信xìn了le那nà獃dāi子zi讒chán言yán冷lěng語yǔ,屢lǚ次cì逐zhú我wǒ。常cháng言yán道dào:『事shì不bú過guò三sān。』我wǒ若ruò不bú去qù,真zhēn是shì個gè下xià流liú無wú恥chǐ之zhī徒tú。我wǒ去qù,我wǒ去qù。去qù便biàn去qù了le,只zhǐ是shì你nǐ手shǒu下xià無wú人rén。」唐táng僧sēng發fā怒nù道dào:「這zhè潑pō猴hóu越yuè發fā無wú禮lǐ。看kàn起qǐ來lái,只zhǐ你nǐ是shì人rén,那nà悟wù能néng、悟wù淨jìng就jiù不bú是shì人rén?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù错cuò怪guài了le我wǒ也yě。这zhè厮sī分fēn明míng是shì个gè妖yāo魔mó,他tā实shí有yǒu心xīn害hài你nǐ。我wǒ倒dào打dǎ死sǐ他tā,替tì你nǐ除chú了le害hài,你nǐ却què不bú认rèn得dé,反fǎn信xìn了le那nà呆dāi子zi谗chán言yán冷lěng语yǔ,屡lǚ次cì逐zhú我wǒ。常cháng言yán道dào:『事shì不bú过guò三sān。』我wǒ若ruò不bú去qù,真zhēn是shì个gè下xià流liú无wú耻chǐ之zhī徒tú。我wǒ去qù,我wǒ去qù。去qù便biàn去qù了le,只zhǐ是shì你nǐ手shǒu下xià无wú人rén。」唐táng僧sēng发fā怒nù道dào:「这zhè泼pō猴hóu越yuè发fā无wú礼lǐ。看kàn起qǐ来lái,只zhǐ你nǐ是shì人rén,那nà悟wù能néng、悟wù净jìng就jiù不bú是shì人rén?」

鳥盡弓藏

那nà大dà聖shèng一yì聞wén得dé說shuō他tā兩liǎng個gè是shì人rén,止zhǐ不bú住zhù傷shāng情qíng悽qī慘cǎn,對duì唐táng僧sēng道dào聲shēng:「苦kǔ啊a!你nǐ那nà時shí節jié出chū了le長cháng安ān,有yǒu劉liú伯bó欽qīn送sòng你nǐ上shàng路lù。到dào兩liǎng界jiè山shān,救jiù我wǒ出chū來lái,投tóu拜bài你nǐ為wéi師shī。我wǒ曾céng穿chuān古gǔ洞dòng,入rù深shēn林lín,擒qín魔mó捉zhuō怪guài,收shōu八bā戒jiè,得dé沙shā僧sēng,吃chī盡jìn千qiān辛xīn萬wàn苦kǔ。今jīn日rì昧mèi著zhe惺xīng惺xīng使shǐ糊hú塗tú,只zhǐ教jiào我wǒ回huí去qù。這zhè才cái是shì:『鳥niǎo盡jìn弓gōng藏cáng,兔tù死sǐ狗gǒu烹pēng!』罷bà,罷bà,罷bà,但dàn只zhǐ是shì多duō了le那nà緊jǐn箍gū兒er咒zhòu。」那nà大dà圣shèng一yì闻wén得dé说shuō他tā两liǎng个gè是shì人rén,止zhǐ不bú住zhù伤shāng情qíng凄qī惨cǎn,对duì唐táng僧sēng道dào声shēng:「苦kǔ啊a!你nǐ那nà时shí节jié出chū了le长cháng安ān,有yǒu刘liú伯bó钦qīn送sòng你nǐ上shàng路lù。到dào两liǎng界jiè山shān,救jiù我wǒ出chū来lái,投tóu拜bài你nǐ为wéi师shī。我wǒ曾céng穿chuān古gǔ洞dòng,入rù深shēn林lín,擒qín魔mó捉zhuō怪guài,收shōu八bā戒jiè,得dé沙shā僧sēng,吃chī尽jìn千qiān辛xīn万wàn苦kǔ。今jīn日rì昧mèi着zhe惺xīng惺xīng使shǐ糊hú涂tú,只zhǐ教jiào我wǒ回huí去qù。这zhè才cái是shì:『鸟niǎo尽jìn弓gōng藏cáng,兔tù死sǐ狗gǒu烹pēng!』罢bà,罢bà,罢bà,但dàn只zhǐ是shì多duō了le那nà紧jǐn箍gū儿er咒zhòu。」

猶念舊情

唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ再zài不bú念niàn了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè個gè難nán說shuō。若ruò到dào那nà毒dú魔mó苦kǔ難nàn處chù不bù得de脫tuō身shēn,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng救jiù不bù得de你nǐ,那nà時shí節jié想xiǎng起qǐ我wǒ來lái,忍rěn不bú住zhù又yòu念niàn誦sòng起qǐ來lái。就jiù是shì十shí萬wàn里lǐ路lù,我wǒ的de頭tóu也yě是shì疼téng的de,假jiǎ如rú再zài來lái見jiàn你nǐ,不bù如rú不bú作zuò此cǐ意yì。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ再zài不bú念niàn了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè个gè难nán说shuō。若ruò到dào那nà毒dú魔mó苦kǔ难nàn处chù不bù得de脱tuō身shēn,八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng救jiù不bù得de你nǐ,那nà时shí节jié想xiǎng起qǐ我wǒ来lái,忍rěn不bú住zhù又yòu念niàn诵sòng起qǐ来lái。就jiù是shì十shí万wàn里lǐ路lù,我wǒ的de头tóu也yě是shì疼téng的de,假jiǎ如rú再zài来lái见jiàn你nǐ,不bù如rú不bú作zuò此cǐ意yì。」

手書貶書

唐táng僧sēng見jiàn他tā言yán言yán語yǔ語yǔ,越yuè添tiān惱nǎo怒nù,滾gǔn鞍ān下xià馬mǎ來lái,叫jiào沙shā僧sēng包bāo袱fú內nèi取qǔ出chū紙zhǐ筆bǐ,即jí於yú澗jiàn下xià取qǔ水shuǐ,石shí上shàng磨mó墨mò,寫xiě了le一yì紙zhǐ貶biǎn書shū,遞dì於yú行xíng者zhě道dào:「猴hóu頭tóu,執zhí此cǐ為wéi照zhào,再zài不bú要yào你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì了le;如rú再zài與yǔ你nǐ相xiāng見jiàn,我wǒ就jiù墮duò了le阿ā鼻bí地dì獄yù。」行xíng者zhě連lián忙máng接jiē了le貶biǎn書shū道dào:「師shī父fù,不bù消xiāo發fā誓shì,老lǎo孫sūn去qù罷bà。」唐táng僧sēng见jiàn他tā言yán言yán语yǔ语yǔ,越yuè添tiān恼nǎo怒nù,滚gǔn鞍ān下xià马mǎ来lái,叫jiào沙shā僧sēng包bāo袱fú内nèi取qǔ出chū纸zhǐ笔bǐ,即jí于yú涧jiàn下xià取qǔ水shuǐ,石shí上shàng磨mó墨mò,写xiě了le一yì纸zhǐ贬biǎn书shū,递dì于yú行xíng者zhě道dào:「猴hóu头tóu,执zhí此cǐ为wéi照zhào,再zài不bú要yào你nǐ做zuò徒tú弟dì了le;如rú再zài与yǔ你nǐ相xiāng见jiàn,我wǒ就jiù堕duò了le阿ā鼻bí地dì狱yù。」行xíng者zhě连lián忙máng接jiē了le贬biǎn书shū道dào:「师shī父fù,不bù消xiāo发fā誓shì,老lǎo孙sūn去qù罢bà。」

四面圍拜

他tā將jiāng書shū摺zhé了le,留liú在zài袖xiù內nèi,卻què又yòu軟ruǎn款kuǎn唐táng僧sēng道dào:「師shī父fù,我wǒ也yě是shì跟gēn你nǐ一yì場cháng,又yòu蒙méng菩pú薩sà指zhǐ教jiào,今jīn日rì半bàn塗tú而ér廢fèi,不bù曾céng成chéng得de功gōng果guǒ,你nǐ請qǐng坐zuò,受shòu我wǒ一yí拜bài,我wǒ也yě去qù得de放fàng心xīn。」唐táng僧sēng轉zhuǎn回huí身shēn不bù睬cǎi,口kǒu裡lǐ唧jī唧jī噥nóng噥nóng的de道dào:「我wǒ是shì個gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,不bú受shòu你nǐ歹dǎi人rén的de禮lǐ。」大dà聖shèng見jiàn他tā不bù睬cǎi,又yòu使shǐ個gè身shēn外wài法fǎ,把bǎ腦nǎo後hòu毫háo毛máo拔bá了le三sān根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn了le三sān個gè行xíng者zhě,連lián本běn身shēn四sì個gè,四sì面miàn圍wéi住zhù師shī父fù下xià拜bài。那nà長zhǎng老lǎo左zuǒ右yòu躲duǒ不bù脫tuō,好hǎo道dào也yě受shòu了le一yí拜bài。他tā将jiāng书shū折zhé了le,留liú在zài袖xiù内nèi,却què又yòu软ruǎn款kuǎn唐táng僧sēng道dào:「师shī父fù,我wǒ也yě是shì跟gēn你nǐ一yì场cháng,又yòu蒙méng菩pú萨sà指zhǐ教jiào,今jīn日rì半bàn涂tú而ér废fèi,不bù曾céng成chéng得de功gōng果guǒ,你nǐ请qǐng坐zuò,受shòu我wǒ一yí拜bài,我wǒ也yě去qù得de放fàng心xīn。」唐táng僧sēng转zhuǎn回huí身shēn不bù睬cǎi,口kǒu里lǐ唧jī唧jī哝nóng哝nóng的de道dào:「我wǒ是shì个gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,不bú受shòu你nǐ歹dǎi人rén的de礼lǐ。」大dà圣shèng见jiàn他tā不bù睬cǎi,又yòu使shǐ个gè身shēn外wài法fǎ,把bǎ脑nǎo后hòu毫háo毛máo拔bá了le三sān根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn了le三sān个gè行xíng者zhě,连lián本běn身shēn四sì个gè,四sì面miàn围wéi住zhù师shī父fù下xià拜bài。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo左zuǒ右yòu躲duǒ不bù脱tuō,好hǎo道dào也yě受shòu了le一yí拜bài。

囑咐沙僧

大dà聖shèng跳tiào起qǐ來lái,把bǎ身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu上shàng毫háo毛máo,卻què又yòu吩fēn咐fu沙shā僧sēng道dào:「賢xián弟dì,你nǐ是shì個gè好hǎo人rén,卻què只zhǐ要yào留liú心xīn防fáng著zhe八bā戒jiè詀zhān言yán詀zhān語yǔ,途tú中zhōng更gèng要yào仔zǐ細xì。倘tǎng一yì時shí有yǒu妖yāo精jīng拿ná住zhù師shī父fù,你nǐ就jiù說shuō老lǎo孫sūn是shì他tā大dà徒tú弟dì,西xī方fāng毛máo怪guài聞wén我wǒ的de手shǒu段duàn,不bù敢gǎn傷shāng我wǒ師shī父fù。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ是shì個gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,不bù題tí你nǐ這zhè歹dǎi人rén的de名míng字zì,你nǐ回huí去qù罷bà。」大dà圣shèng跳tiào起qǐ来lái,把bǎ身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu上shàng毫háo毛máo,却què又yòu吩fēn咐fu沙shā僧sēng道dào:「贤xián弟dì,你nǐ是shì个gè好hǎo人rén,却què只zhǐ要yào留liú心xīn防fáng着zhe八bā戒jiè詀zhān言yán詀zhān语yǔ,途tú中zhōng更gèng要yào仔zǐ细xì。倘tǎng一yì时shí有yǒu妖yāo精jīng拿ná住zhù师shī父fù,你nǐ就jiù说shuō老lǎo孙sūn是shì他tā大dà徒tú弟dì,西xī方fāng毛máo怪guài闻wén我wǒ的de手shǒu段duàn,不bù敢gǎn伤shāng我wǒ师shī父fù。」唐táng僧sēng道dào:「我wǒ是shì个gè好hǎo和hé尚shàng,不bù题tí你nǐ这zhè歹dǎi人rén的de名míng字zì,你nǐ回huí去qù罢bà。」

揮淚而別

那nà大dà聖shèng見jiàn長zhǎng老lǎo三sān番fān兩liǎng復fù,不bù肯kěn轉zhuǎn意yì回huí心xīn,沒méi奈nài何hé才cái去qù。你nǐ看kàn他tā:那nà大dà圣shèng见jiàn长zhǎng老lǎo三sān番fān两liǎng复fù,不bù肯kěn转zhuǎn意yì回huí心xīn,没méi奈nài何hé才cái去qù。你nǐ看kàn他tā:

噙qín淚lèi叩kòu頭tóu辭cí長zhǎng老lǎo,含hán悲bēi留liú意yì囑zhǔ沙shā僧sēng。噙qín泪lèi叩kòu头tóu辞cí长zhǎng老lǎo,含hán悲bēi留liú意yì嘱zhǔ沙shā僧sēng。
一yì頭tóu拭shì迸bèng坡pō前qián草cǎo,兩liǎng腳jiǎo蹬dēng翻fān地dì上shàng藤téng。一yì头tóu拭shì迸bèng坡pō前qián草cǎo,两liǎng脚jiǎo蹬dēng翻fān地dì上shàng藤téng。
上shàng天tiān下xià地dì如rú輪lún轉zhuǎn,跨kuà海hǎi飛fēi山shān第dì一yì能néng。上shàng天tiān下xià地dì如rú轮lún转zhuǎn,跨kuà海hǎi飞fēi山shān第dì一yì能néng。
頃qǐng刻kè之zhī間jiān不bú見jiàn影yǐng,霎shà時shí疾jí返fǎn舊jiù途tú程chéng。顷qǐng刻kè之zhī间jiān不bú见jiàn影yǐng,霎shà时shí疾jí返fǎn旧jiù途tú程chéng。
徑回花果

你nǐ看kàn他tā忍rěn氣qì別bié了le師shī父fù,縱zòng觔jīn斗dǒu雲yún,徑jìng回huí花huā果guǒ山shān水shuǐ簾lián洞dòng去qù了le。獨dú自zì個gè悽qī悽qī慘cǎn慘cǎn,忽hū聞wén得dé水shuǐ聲shēng聒guā耳ěr。大dà聖shèng在zài那nà半bàn空kōng裡lǐ看kàn時shí,原yuán來lái是shì東dōng洋yáng大dà海hǎi潮cháo發fā的de聲shēng響xiǎng。一yí見jiàn了le,又yòu想xiǎng起qǐ唐táng僧sēng,止zhǐ不bú住zhù腮sāi邊biān淚lèi墜zhuì,停tíng雲yún住zhù步bù,良liáng久jiǔ方fāng去qù。你nǐ看kàn他tā忍rěn气qì别bié了le师shī父fù,纵zòng觔jīn斗dǒu云yún,径jìng回huí花huā果guǒ山shān水shuǐ帘lián洞dòng去qù了le。独dú自zì个gè凄qī凄qī惨cǎn惨cǎn,忽hū闻wén得dé水shuǐ声shēng聒guā耳ěr。大dà圣shèng在zài那nà半bàn空kōng里lǐ看kàn时shí,原yuán来lái是shì东dōng洋yáng大dà海hǎi潮cháo发fā的de声shēng响xiǎng。一yí见jiàn了le,又yòu想xiǎng起qǐ唐táng僧sēng,止zhǐ不bú住zhù腮sāi边biān泪lèi坠zhuì,停tíng云yún住zhù步bù,良liáng久jiǔ方fāng去qù。

回末總結

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī此cǐ去qù反fǎn復fù何hé如rú,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī此cǐ去qù反fǎn复fù何hé如rú,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 A Heap of Powdery Bones

The story tells how Tripitaka and his disciples, at daybreak the next morning, made ready to press on; but Master Zhenyuan, having sworn brotherhood with Pilgrim, found the two of them so wholly of one mind that he would by no means release them, and laid on feast upon feast, so that they lingered five or six days in all. Ever since the elder had swallowed the Grass-Returning Cinnabar it was as though he had sloughed off his mortal womb-form and exchanged his very bones: his spirit was bright, his body hale. Yet his heart was set with such weight upon fetching the scriptures that he would hardly tarry; and so, there being no dissuading him, he set out once more.

Master and disciples took their leave and set upon the road, and soon a high mountain rose into view. “Disciples,” said Tripitaka, “the mountain ahead is steep and perilous — I fear the horse cannot pass. All of you must take the greatest care.” “Set your mind at ease, Master,” Pilgrim replied. “We will see to it as a matter of course.” Good Monkey King! Bearing his cudgel crosswise before the horse, he cleft open a path up the mountain, and mounting a high cliff he gazed on a scene without end:

Peak upon crag heaped in layers; ravine and gully coiling round. Tigers and wolves range in ranks; muntjac and deer move in herds. Countless river-deer and wild pig burrow thick in clusters; the whole mountainside of foxes and hares gathers in swarming droves. A python a thousand chǐ long, a serpent of ten thousand zhàng. The great python spews a sorrow-fog; the long serpent breathes a demon-wind. Beside the road brambles trail and sprawl; upon the ridge pine and nanmu stand fair. Fig-vine and creeper fill the eye; fragrant grasses reach to the sky. Its shadow falls north of the dark blue deep; the clouds part south of the Dipper's handle. Through ten thousand ages it has held the primal breath grown old; its thousand peaks tower ranked in the cold of the sun's light.

Up on his horse the elder's heart quailed. But the Great Sage Sun put forth his arts: brandishing the iron cudgel, he loosed a roaring howl that so terrified the wolves and vermin they tumbled and scattered, while tigers and leopards fled headlong. As master and disciples entered the mountain and were just travelling through a craggy stretch, Tripitaka said, “Wukong, I have gone hungry all this day. Go off somewhere and beg us a little food to eat.” Pilgrim said with an ingratiating grin, “Master, how very unclever you are! Here in the very middle of the mountains — no village ahead to make for, no inn behind to reach — even with money there'd be nowhere to buy. Where would you have me go to find alms?” Displeased at heart, Tripitaka scolded aloud, “You wretched monkey! Think back — at the Mountain of Two Frontiers, pinned by the Tathagata beneath a stone coffer, your mouth could speak but your feet could not walk. It was I who saved your very life, laid my hand upon your crown and gave you the vows, and made you my disciple. How is it, then, that you will not exert yourself, but forever harbour a slothful heart?” “Your disciple is diligent enough,” said Pilgrim. “When was he ever slothful?” “If you are so diligent, why not beg me some food to eat? With my belly starved, how am I to travel on? Besides, in this place of mountain mists and pestilent vapours — how shall we ever reach the Thunderclap?” “Don't take it amiss, Master, and spare your words,” said Pilgrim. “I know your honoured temper runs high and proud: cross you even a little, and at once you'll start reciting that spell of yours. Get down and sit tight, and let me go find some place with houses where I can beg for alms.”

Pilgrim gave his body a heave and leapt up onto the clouds; shading his eyes with a hand like an awning, he opened them wide and looked about. Alas, the road to the West was drear and desolate indeed — not a hamlet or homestead anywhere — a country, in truth, where one met many trees but seldom the smoke of men. After looking a good while, he spied due south a high mountain, and on its sunlit face a single patch of bright red. Pilgrim pressed his cloud down. “Master, there's food to be had!” The elder asked what it was. “There are no houses here to beg a meal from,” said Pilgrim, “but on that southern mountain is a patch of red — ripe mountain peaches, surely, by now. I'll go pluck a few to stave off your hunger.” “If a monk may have peaches to eat,” said Tripitaka gladly, “that would be a rare blessing indeed.” Pilgrim took up his alms-bowl and sprang aloft on an auspicious light — and see him now, somersault swaying, cold air whistling by — in an instant he was off to the southern mountain to pick peaches: but of that no more for now. Now as the old saying has it: where the mountain is high, there must be monsters; where the ridge is sheer, there spirits are bred. Sure enough, on this very mountain there dwelt a fiend, and the Great Sage's departure had startled it into motion. Treading a dark wind up among the clouds, it caught sight of the elder seated on the ground and, unable to contain its delight, cried, “What luck! What luck! For years now everyone has told how the Tang monk of the Eastern Land goes to fetch the Great Vehicle — how he is the incarnation of Golden Cicada, an original body ten lifetimes in the cultivating: whoever eats but a morsel of his flesh shall have long life, life everlasting. And today, truly, he has come!” The fiend pressed forward, meaning to seize him at once — but seeing two mighty generals guarding the elder to left and right, it dared not close in. And who, you ask, were these two generals? They were Eight Rules and Sha the Monk. Now Eight Rules and Sha the Monk had no great powers to speak of; but Eight Rules had been Marshal of the Heavenly Reeds, and Sha the Monk the Curtain-Raising General, and the martial aura of those offices had not yet wholly leaked away — and so the fiend dared not close in. “Let me toy with them a while,” it said, “and see what comes of it.”

Excellent fiend! Halting its dark wind, it gave its body a shake there in a fold of the mountain and turned into a maiden of moon-like face and flower-like features — brows clear and eyes lovely beyond all telling, teeth white and lips red. In her left hand she carried a grey-sand jar, in her right a green porcelain bottle; and from west to east she came, making straight for the Tang Monk:

The holy monk had rested his horse upon the crag when of a sudden he saw a skirted, hairpinned woman drawing near. Kingfisher sleeves swayed light, sheathing jade bamboo-shoots; the Xiang-silk skirt, drawn aslant, showed golden lotuses. Sweat on her powdered face — a flower holding dew; dust brushing her moth-brows — willows wreathed in mist. Look closely, fix the eye upon her — and see, step by step she came right up to his side.

Tripitaka, seeing her, called out: “Eight Rules! Sha Monk! Wukong said just now that this wilderness held no one — but look, there's a person coming out over there!” “Master, you and Sha Monk sit tight,” said Eight Rules. “Let old Hog go and take a look.” That idiot set down his muck-rake, straightened his cassock, and swaggering this way and that, put on a show of scholarly refinement as he went, brazen-faced, to meet her. In truth, unclear from afar but plain up close — this was how the woman was made:

Ice-flesh concealing jade-bone; her collar baring a creamy breast. Willow-brows heaped with kingfisher-black; apricot eyes flashing silver stars. Moon-like her bearing, delicately fair; her nature, all untutored, pure. Her form like a swallow hid in willows; her voice like an oriole warbling the woods. A half-opened crabapple veiling the dawn sun; a peony just blooming, toying with the clear spring day.

When Eight Rules saw how pretty she was, carnal thoughts stirred in the idiot at once, and unable to hold his tongue he babbled all manner of nonsense, calling out: “Lady Bodhisattva, where are you off to? And what's that you're carrying in your hands?” Plainly she was a monster, yet he could not tell. The woman answered readily: “Reverend, in this grey-sand jar is fragrant rice, and in the green bottle stir-fried wheat-gluten. I have come here for no other reason than to feed monks, in fulfilment of a vow.” Hearing this, Eight Rules was overjoyed; whipping round, he broke into a headlong pig-trot and reported to Tripitaka: “Master! ‘The lucky are ever heaven-blessed’! You were hungry and sent Elder Brother off to beg, and that monkey's gone who-knows-where picking peaches and larking about. Eat too many peaches and they gripe the stomach and drag it down, besides. Look — isn't that an alms-giver come at last?” The Tang Monk, disbelieving, said, “You blockhead, talking rot. All this stretch we've travelled, we've not met a single decent soul — where would an alms-giver spring from?” “But Master,” said Eight Rules, “hasn't she come right up to us?” At the sight of her Tripitaka sprang up at once and, palms joined at his breast, said, “Lady Bodhisattva, where is your honoured home? Of what family are you? And with what vow in your heart do you come here to feed monks?” Plainly she was a fiend, yet the elder could not tell. Seeing the Tang Monk inquire into her origins, the fiend on the spot spun a false tale, and with honeyed, artful words came deceiving him: “Master, this mountain is called White Tiger Ridge, where snakes turn back and beasts take fright; and just below, to the due west, is my home. My parents are living, devout readers of the sutras and lovers of good works, who give alms freely to monks far and near. Having no son, they prayed to the gods and made offerings, and so your handmaid was born. Wishing to rise by a good match, they would have married me out to another house; but fearing to be left without support in old age, they had no choice but to take in a son-in-law for me, to see them to the end of their days.” Hearing this, Tripitaka said, “Lady Bodhisattva, your words are amiss. The Sage's Classic says: ‘While your parents live, do not journey far; and if you journey, have a fixed destination.’ Since your parents are alive at home and have taken in a son-in-law for you, if there was a vow to keep, then letting your husband fulfil it would have served well enough — so why are you roaming the mountains alone? And with not so much as a maidservant in attendance. This is to flout the way proper to a wife.” The woman, smiling sweetly, hastened to answer with charming words: “Master, my husband is in a hollow on the mountain's north side, with a few hired hands, hoeing the fields. This is the midday meal I cooked, to bring to those men to eat. It is only that, in the height of summer, there was no one to send, and my parents besides are old, so I have come to bring it myself. Chancing to meet you three from afar, and mindful of my parents' love of good works, I would give this food as alms to monks — and if you do not scorn it, I offer it as my humble gift.”

“How good! How good!” said Tripitaka. “But I have a disciple gone to pick fruit, who will be back directly. I dare not eat it. Suppose I, a monk, ate your food and your husband found out and cursed you — would not the blame fall upon this poor cleric?” Seeing the Tang Monk would not eat, the woman, her face all abloom with spring warmth, pressed on: “Master, ah — my parents' alms-giving to monks is a small thing; but my husband is a good man beyond that — all his life he has loved to mend bridges and repair roads, and to cherish the old and pity the poor. Were he but to hear that this food had been given to you, Master, to eat, then in his love for me as his wife he would be more pleased than ever.” But Tripitaka simply would not eat. Off to the side, meanwhile, Eight Rules was fit to burst with vexation; the idiot thrust out his snout and grumbled: “There's no counting the monks in this world, but not one is as spineless as this old monk of mine! Here's food ready and waiting, and he won't take even a third-share of it, but must hold out for that monkey to come and make it a quarter-share before he'll eat!” And without another word he shoved the jar over with a thrust of his snout and was about to fall to.

Just then Pilgrim, having picked a few peaches on the summit of the southern mountain, came somersaulting back with his bowl in hand; and fixing his fiery eyes and golden pupils, he saw at once that the woman was a fiend. Setting down the bowl and whipping out his iron cudgel, he made to strike her full on the head. Startled, the elder clutched at him with his hand and cried, “Wukong — whom have you come rushing up to strike?” “Master, this woman before you — do not take her for a good person. She is a fiend, come to deceive you.” “You monkey-head! Once upon a time you had some power of discernment — how is it you talk such nonsense today? This lady-bodhisattva has so kind a heart, bringing this food to give us monks as alms — how can you call her a fiend?” Pilgrim said with a laugh, “Master, how would you know her for what she is? Back when I played the demon in the Water-Curtain Cave, if I had a craving for human flesh, this was just my way of it: I would turn myself into gold or silver, or into a fine mansion, or into a drunkard, or into a woman's beauty. When some love-struck fool fell for me, I'd lure him back to the cave, and there, steaming him or boiling him as I pleased, I'd take my fill; and what I couldn't finish, I'd dry in the sun and keep against the rainy days. Master, had I come back late, you would surely have fallen into her snare and met her cruel hand.” But the Tang Monk would by no means believe it, insisting only that she was a good person. “Master, I know you,” said Pilgrim. “Seeing a face like hers, you're bound to have felt the stir of a carnal heart. If that's really your mind, then have Eight Rules fell a few trees and Sha Monk gather some grass, and I'll play carpenter and knock together a hut right here, where you can consummate the match with her and be done — and we'll all go our separate ways. Wouldn't that be a tidy piece of business? Why go to all the trouble of the journey — what scriptures would there be left to fetch?” The elder, being by nature a soft and gentle soul, could not stomach words like these, and blushed a burning red from his shaven crown to the tips of his ears.

While Tripitaka sat there in his shame, Pilgrim, his temper flaring up again, whipped out the iron cudgel and struck the fiend a blow full in the face. But the monster had arts of its own, and worked a Corpse-Liberation spell: seeing Pilgrim's cudgel coming, it braced its spirit and slipped away in advance, leaving a false corpse struck dead upon the ground. The elder, frightened out of his wits, trembled and muttered a prayer: “This monkey is truly beyond all manners! Time and again I counsel him, and he will not heed — killing a person's life for no cause at all.” “Don't take it amiss, Master,” said Pilgrim. “Just come and see what's in this jar.” Sha Monk helped the elder up, and when they came near to look — where was any fragrant rice? It was a jar full of long, tail-dragging maggots; and no wheat-gluten either, but a few green frogs and warty toads, hopping every which way over the ground. Only then did the elder come to believe it — some thirty per cent. But there was no restraining Zhu Bajie's spite: standing by, he let slip some eighty per cent of a slander, egging the master on: “Master, to hear of this woman — she was a farmwife of these parts, and because she was bringing food down to the fields she met us on the road. How can you pin it on her that she's a monster? Brother's cudgel is heavy: he came striding up to try his hand and gave her one blow — and, wouldn't you know, killed her outright. Afraid you'd recite that Tight-Fillet Spell of yours, he purposely worked an eye-veiling trick, turning her into things like these to dazzle your eyes, so you wouldn't say the spell.” From this one word of Tripitaka's, ill luck was upon them. Sure enough, taking that idiot's slander for truth, he pinched his fingers into the sign and began to recite the spell. Pilgrim at once cried out, “My head! My head aches! Stop, stop! If you have something to say, say it.” “What have you to say?” said the Tang Monk. “A monk must be merciful at every moment, keeping a heart of goodness in his every thought — sweeping the floor for fear of harming an ant, and screening the lamp with gauze to spare the moths. How is it that you do violence at every step, striking dead this innocent, ordinary person? What use would there be in fetching the scriptures? Go back where you came from.”

“Master — where would you have me go back to?” “I want you no longer for a disciple.” “You may not want me for a disciple — but I fear your road to the Western Heaven will come to nothing.” “My life rests with Heaven,” said the Tang Monk. “If it is fated that this fiend should steam me for the eating — even boil me — that too is beyond changing. After all — could you save me from my allotted end? Off with you, and quickly.” “Master, it would be no great matter for me to go back — only that I have never yet repaid your kindness.” “What kindness have I ever done you?” At these words the Great Sage fell at once to his knees and knocked his head on the ground: “Because I made great havoc in the Palace of Heaven, I brought upon myself the calamity of a maimed body, and was pinned by my Buddha beneath the Mountain of Two Frontiers. By good fortune the Bodhisattva Guanyin conferred on me the discipline of the precepts, and by good fortune, Master, you delivered my very self. If I did not go with you all the way to the Western Heaven, it would show me one who knows a kindness and does not repay it — no true gentleman — and for ten thousand ages, a thousand autumns, my name would be a byword for reproach.” Now this Tang Monk was a holy man of a compassionate nature, and seeing Pilgrim plead so piteously, he came round and changed his mind. “Since you put it so, I will pardon you this once — but no more of your insolence. If ever again you do evil, I will recite this spell twenty times over, in full.” “Thirty times, if you like,” said Pilgrim. “Only I'll strike no one again.” And with that he waited on the Tang Monk to mount, and offered up besides the peaches he had picked. The Tang Monk, up on his horse, ate a few of them as well, to stay his hunger for the while.

Now the story tells how the fiend had escaped with its life into the sky, for that blow of Pilgrim's had not in fact killed it, the fiend having sent its spirit forth and got away. Up among the clouds it ground its teeth, hating Pilgrim in secret: “For years I've only heard tell of his powers — and today, sure enough, the reports were no idle rumour. That Tang Monk no longer knows me for what I am, and is on the point of eating the food. If he'd but lowered his head to take a sniff, I'd have snatched him up in a trice — and wouldn't he have been mine? Who'd have thought he'd come striding up, spoiling this business of mine, and nearly getting a blow of the cudgel in for it? If I let this monk go, it would truly be toil for nothing — I'll go down and have another game with him.” Excellent fiend! Settling its shadowy cloud, it gave its body a shake below the slope of the mountain ahead and turned into an old woman, fully eighty years of age, propping herself on a crook-headed bamboo staff and coming along with a wail at every step. Eight Rules, seeing her, cried out in alarm: “Master, this is bad! That old dame has come looking for someone!” “Looking for whom?” “The one Elder Brother struck dead must surely be her daughter, and this must be her mother come looking for her.” “Brother, don't talk nonsense,” said Pilgrim. “That woman was eighteen, and this old dame is eighty — how could she be bearing children at sixty-odd? It's certainly a fake — let old Sun go and take a look.”

Good Pilgrim! Striding out, he went up close to look — and the monster was:

Falsely turned into an old dame, her temples like ice and snow. Her gait slow and dragging, her steps frail and faltering. A weak frame, thin and spindly; a face like a withered vegetable leaf. Her cheekbones jutting upward, her lips curling down. Old age is not as youth once was: her whole face was folds, like the creases of a lotus leaf.

Pilgrim knew her for a fiend, and without a word of argument raised his cudgel and struck straight at her head. The monster, seeing the cudgel rise, braced itself as before, sent its spirit forth once again, and slipped its true form away — leaving another false corpse struck dead beside the mountain road. At the sight of it the Tang Monk toppled from his horse and lay in the road, and without another word he took the Tight-Fillet Spell and recited it, over and over, a full twenty times. Pitiable! — Pilgrim's head was squeezed till it looked like a pinch-waisted gourd, the pain past all bearing; and rolling over to plead, he cried, “Master, stop reciting! If you have something to say, then say it, and be done.” “What have you to say?” said the Tang Monk. “A monk whose ear heeds good words will not fall into hell. Here I am, urging and reforming you — how is it you do nothing but violence? You struck one innocent dead, and now another — what account can you give of that?” “She is a fiend.” “This monkey talks nonsense — could there be so very many demons? You are one with no heart set on goodness, a man bent on doing evil. Off with you.”

“Master, you send me off again? To go back would be to go back — only there's one thing that isn't right.” “What is it you find not right?” “Master,” said Eight Rules, “he wants to split the luggage with you. Having followed you and played the monk these few years, is he to go back empty-handed? Out of that bundle, hand him a couple of things — some old tunic, a battered hat — and let him go.” At these words Pilgrim, hopping mad, burst out: “You sharp-mouthed blockhead! Old Sun has held to the gate of the Buddha all along, without the least thought of envy or a heart of greed — how should I want to split any luggage?” “If you feel no envy or greed, then why not go?” “I'll not deceive you, Master: five hundred years ago, when old Sun dwelt in the Water-Curtain Cave of the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit and displayed his full heroic might, I subdued the demons of seventy-two caves and had forty-seven thousand lesser fiends under my hand. On my head I wore a cap of purple gold, on my body a robe of ochre-yellow, at my waist a belt of Lantian jade, on my feet a pair of cloud-treading boots, and in my hand I held the As-You-Will gold-banded cudgel. In those days I too was truly somebody. But ever since I was redeemed from my sin at the Nirvāṇa-crossing, shaved my head and turned upright to the Buddhist gate, and became your disciple, this gold band has been clamped on my head — and were I to go back now, I could hardly face the folk of my old home. If you truly will not have me, Master, then recite the Band-Loosening Spell just once and take this band off, hand it back to you to clap on somebody else's head — and I'll go off content; it will still have been a spell of service to you. Surely these people haven't so little human feeling as that?” The Tang Monk started in alarm: “Wukong — at the time, the Bodhisattva only secretly gave me the one scroll of the Tight-Fillet Spell. There is no Band-Loosening Spell at all.” “If there's no Band-Loosening Spell, then you'll just have to take me along with you after all.” The elder, at a loss once more, said, “Get up, then; I'll pardon you this once again — only you must do no more violence.” “I'll not dare again. I'll not dare again.” And once more he waited on his master to mount, and cleared the way ahead.

Now the story tells how, this second blow of Pilgrim's having again failed to kill it, the monster, up in mid-air, praised him without end: “What a fine Monkey King — truly he has eyes in his head! However I changed myself, he knew me still. These monks travel fast: once they cross this mountain and get forty lǐ to the west, they'll be out of my domain. And if some fiend of another quarter were to snatch him off, wouldn't that split my sides with vexation and break my heart to bits? I'll go down and have yet another game with him.” Excellent fiend! Settling its shadowy wind, it gave its body a shake below the mountain slope and turned into an old man — and truly he was:

White hair like Pengzu's; a hoary beard to rival the Star of Longevity. In his ears a ringing as of jade chimes; before his eyes a flickering of golden stars. In his hand a dragon-headed staff; on his body a crane-down cloak, light as air. A string of prayer-beads told between his fingers, his mouth reciting the Namo sutra.

The Tang Monk, seeing him from his horse, was overjoyed at heart: “Amitābha Buddha! The Western land is truly a place of blessing! That old grandfather can't even walk the road, yet still he presses on reciting his sutras.” “Master, don't be so quick with your praise,” said Eight Rules. “That one is the very root of disaster.” “How is he a root of disaster?” “Elder Brother killed his daughter, and killed his old wife, and this must be their old man come looking for them. If we blunder into his clutches, then Master, you'll pay with your life — a capital charge; old Hog, as accessory, will be sentenced to the frontier garrisons; Sha Monk, for shouting the orders, will be put to hard labour at the relay-stations. And that Elder Brother of ours will work some escape-trick and be gone — leaving the three of us to hold the bag!” Overhearing this, Pilgrim said, “That blockhead — talking such rubbish, won't he frighten the Master? Let old Sun go and take another look.” He hid the cudgel by his side, went forward, and facing the monster called out: “Old sir — where are you off to? How is it you're walking the road, and reciting sutras too?” The fiend, misreading its gauge and taking the Great Sage for some ordinary creature, answered: “Reverend, this old man's family has lived here for generations, all my life delighting in good works, feeding monks, reading scriptures and reciting the Buddha's name. Fated to have no son, I got but one small daughter, and took in a son-in-law. This morning she took food down to the fields — set upon, I fear, by some tiger's maw. My old wife went first to look for her, and hasn't come back either. With no trace of either of them, this old man has come out on purpose to look. If it's true that their lives were cut short, there's no help for it — I'll gather up their bones and carry them home to be buried in the family plot.”

Pilgrim said with a laugh, “I am the very grandfather of demon-fakers — how dare you cage a ghost in your sleeve to hoodwink me? You may fool all the rest, but you can't fool me: I know you for a fiend.” At that the fiend was struck dumb, not a word to say. Pilgrim drew out his cudgel and reasoned with himself: “If I don't strike her, it will look as though she's the one making mischief; but if I do strike her, I'm afraid Master will recite that spell of his.” He thought again: “If I don't kill her, she'll seize some opening in a moment and carry the Master off — and then won't I have to spend more effort and toil to rescue him? Better to strike. But if I kill her with a single blow, Master will start reciting the spell. As the saying goes, ‘Even a fierce tiger won't eat its cubs.’ Relying on my glib tongue and ready wit, I'll cozen him with a bit of sweet talk — that should see it through.” Good Great Sage! He recited a spell and summoned the local earth-god of the ward and the mountain-god of the place: “This fiend has come three times to make sport of my master, and this time I mean to strike her dead. Stand witness for me up in mid-air, and don't let her get away.” The host of spirits heard the command — who would dare disobey? — and all of them kept watch up in the clouds. The Great Sage's cudgel came down — struck the demon to the ground — and this time cut off its soul-light for good. That Tang Monk, up on his horse, was again frightened into trembling, unable to get a word out. Eight Rules, standing by, laughed again: “A fine Pilgrim! He's gone raving mad — half a day on the road, and he's beaten three people to death!” Just as the Tang Monk was about to recite the spell, Pilgrim rushed to the front of the horse, calling: “Master, stop, stop! Just come and look at what she really is.” It was, in fact, a heap of powdery bones lying there.

The Tang Monk exclaimed in alarm: “Wukong, this person has only just died — how has she turned into a pile of bones?” “She is a corpse-fiend with a lurking spirit,” said Pilgrim, “a walking dead thing that bewitches folk and ruins their root; struck dead by me, she has reverted to her true form. On her spine there is a line of writing, reading ‘Lady White-Bone.’” Hearing this, the Tang Monk was, in fact, inclined to believe him. But there was no stopping Eight Rules, who slandered from the sidelines: “Master, his hand is heavy and his cudgel cruel — he's beaten a person to death, and only fears you'll recite the spell, so he's deliberately worked this change of shape to pull the wool over your eyes.” The Tang Monk, sure enough, was soft of ear, and believed him again, and forthwith began reciting anew. Pilgrim, unable to bear the pain, knelt in the road and only cried: “Stop, stop! If you have something to say, say it quick, and be done.” “Monkey-head, what more have you to say? A monk who does good is like the grass of a spring garden: you do not see it grow, yet day by day it increases. A person who does evil is like a whetstone for a knife: you do not see it wear, yet day by day it wastes away. Out here in this wild waste, you've beaten three people to death in a row, and still there's no one to report it, no plaintiff against you; but should we come to a city, a place thick with people and hearth-smoke, and you take up that mourner's-club of yours and, in a fit of not knowing good from ill, fall to beating people at random and stir up some great calamity — how am I to get myself clear? Go back where you came from.”

“Master, you have wrongly blamed me,” said Pilgrim. “This creature was plainly a demon, truly bent on harming you. I struck her dead, on the contrary, to rid you of the harm — yet you don't recognize it, but believe instead that idiot's slanderous, cold words, and drive me off time after time. As the saying goes, ‘Things should not pass three times.’ If I did not go now, I'd truly be a base and shameless wretch. I'll go, I'll go. Go I will — only, once I'm gone, you'll have no one at your command.” The Tang Monk flew into a rage: “This brazen ape grows ever more insolent! By your account, only you are a human being — and Wuneng and Wujing there, they're not human?” The moment the Great Sage heard the two of them called human, he could not hold back his grief and desolation, and said to the Tang Monk: “Alas! When you set out from Chang'an that time, it was Liu Boqin who saw you on your way. At the Mountain of Two Frontiers you saved me and brought me out, and I bowed to take you as my master. I have gone through ancient caves and deep forests, seized demons and caught monsters, recruited Eight Rules, gained Sha Monk — and tasted a full measure of a thousand toils and ten thousand hardships. And today, clouding your own good sense and playing the fool, you would only send me back. This is truly a case of ‘the birds all shot, the bow is put away; the hares all dead, the hounds are cooked!’ Enough, enough, enough! — only, there's that Tight-Fillet Spell to reckon with.” “I'll not recite it again.” “That's hard to say. If you come to some place of vicious demons and dire ordeals and cannot free yourself, and Eight Rules and Sha Monk cannot save you, then, thinking of me at that time, you'll not be able to help reciting it again. Even a hundred thousand lǐ away, my head will still ache; and rather than come back to see you then, better I never conceived the notion.”

Seeing him go on talking and talking, the Tang Monk, more enraged than ever, slid from his saddle, told Sha Monk to fetch paper and brush from the bundle, drew water at the ravine below, ground ink on a stone, wrote out a note of dismissal, and handed it to Pilgrim: “Monkey-head, hold this as your warrant. I want you no more for a disciple; and if ever I see you again, may I fall into the Avīci Hell.” Pilgrim quickly took the writ of dismissal and said, “Master, no need to swear oaths — old Sun will go.” He folded the letter, tucked it into his sleeve, and then, softening his words to the Tang Monk, said: “Master, I have kept you company all this while, and had besides the Bodhisattva's instruction; to give it all up half-done today, with no merit-fruit achieved — I beg you, sit, and receive a bow from me, and I'll go the more content.” The Tang Monk turned his body away and would not face him, muttering under his breath: “I am a good monk — I'll not take the bow of a wicked man like you.” The Great Sage, seeing he would not turn, worked an out-of-body art: he plucked three hairs from the back of his skull, blew on them a breath of immortal air, and cried, “Change!” At once they changed into three more Pilgrims; with his own body, four in all, they surrounded the master on four sides and bowed down. The elder, unable to dodge to left or right, could not but receive one bow after all. The Great Sage sprang up, gave his body a shake, gathered back the hairs, and then charged Sha Monk: “Worthy brother, you are a good man — only take care to guard against Eight Rules' slanderous, nagging tongue, and be doubly careful along the way. Should a fiend ever seize the master, just tell them old Sun is his senior disciple: the vermin-monsters of the West, hearing of my powers, won't dare harm our master.” “I am a good monk,” said the Tang Monk. “I'll not so much as speak the name of a wicked man like you. Off with you.”

The Great Sage, seeing that the elder — three times over, back and forth — would not change his heart, had no help for it and made to go. Look at him:

Holding back tears, he knocked his head in farewell to the elder; swallowing grief, with lingering care he charged Sha Monk. With a shake of his head he brushed against the grass on the slope; with both feet he kicked and overturned the vines on the ground. Up to Heaven, down to Earth, as swift as a turning wheel; crossing seas, soaring mountains — first in all the world for that. In a moment his shadow was gone; in a flash he sped back along the old road home.

Look at him: swallowing his anger, he took leave of the master, mounted his somersault cloud, and went straight back to the Water-Curtain Cave of the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit. Alone and forlorn, desolate with grief, he suddenly heard the sound of water assailing his ears. The Great Sage, looking down from the middle air, saw that it was the roar of the tide surging in the Great Eastern Ocean. At the sight of it he thought again of the Tang Monk, and could not stop the tears from falling by his cheeks; he stayed his cloud and halted his steps, and only after a long while went on. In the end there is no knowing how this parting would turn out — so listen to the next chapter's telling.

札記 Notes

The trick that makes the whole chapter possible. Wukong strikes three times and the story only ends on the third. The reason is a piece of demon craft called 解屍法, the Corpse-Liberation method: an instant before the cudgel lands, the fiend slips her spirit out of the body and leaves the lifeless shell behind to take the blow. A stunt double who doubles as a decoy. So every strike produces a corpse and settles nothing, and every corpse looks to a horrified onlooker exactly like a murder. What finally works is not a harder blow but a piece of staff work: Wukong summons the local earth-god and the mountain-god and posts them overhead with orders not to let her leave. With nowhere for the spirit to go, the third blow is the first real one.

Why nobody believes him. The demon's method is not force but repetition, and it exploits a perfectly sensible assumption. Most people you meet on a road are people. So each fresh disguise makes the previous unmasking look more absurd than the one before, and the elder's incredulity — could there really be so very many demons? — is the exact response the plan was built to produce. The more often Wukong turns out to be right, the more he looks like a man who cannot stop hitting strangers. It is worth noticing that he never once fails to see through her. What fails is everything downstream of seeing.

White Tiger Ridge. In the middle of an otherwise flawless lie, the demon volunteers the name of her own mountain: 白虎嶺, White Tiger Ridge, the place where snakes turn back and beasts take fright. She is describing her address as somewhere animals refuse to go, and the man she is deceiving nods along. The name works twice over, since in the old scheme of the four celestial emblems the White Tiger holds the west, and with it autumn, metal and killing. This is the novel's favourite kind of joke: only funny if you are paying attention, and horrible if you are not.

Three parts in ten. Chinese measures belief in tenths, and the narrator uses the arithmetic to devastating effect. Shown a jar of maggots and a scatter of toads, the elder comes round 三分兒 — three parts in ten. Then Bajie leaks 八分兒, eight parts, of slander into him, and the balance tips straight back. It is not a fair fight, and the reason is structural: the truth requires a demon, while the lie requires only a heavy stick and a careless swing. Bajie's masterstroke is to turn the evidence upside down — the maggots, he says, are not the fiend unmasked but Wukong's conjuring, thrown up to stop the spell. It works because it offers the listener what he already wanted to believe, which is that nobody was killed.

The band with no off switch. The quietest cruelty in the chapter arrives in a single line. Wukong, resigned to expulsion, asks only that the gold band be taken off his head before he goes — say the loosening spell, hand it back, put it on somebody else. And there is no loosening spell. Guanyin gave Tripitaka one scroll, the 緊箍兒咒, and it binds; nothing releases. The band that marks his redemption turns out to be a device neither man can undo. Ironically, that dead end is what keeps him: since the elder cannot free him, the elder cannot decently be rid of him, and the second pardon is granted less from mercy than from having run out of options.

Bajie's afternoon. Watch the pig, because he is wrong in every available direction and each error costs somebody something. He lusts after the first disguise and talks the party into trusting it. He panics at the second and hands the demon her script — this must be her mother — before she has said a word. He is right about the third, purely out of funk, and immediately spoils it with a grimly funny tally of everybody's sentence under Ming law. And in between he invents a grievance on Wukong's behalf, that he wants his share of the luggage, and prices the settlement at an old tunic and a broken hat. Where the demon supplies the illusions and the master supplies the blindness, Bajie supplies the small corrosive readings that keep the wound open. Wukong's last act before leaving is to warn Sha Monk about exactly this: 詀言詀語, insinuating, muttering talk.

The bow and the hounds. Wukong's lament turns on a proverb every Chinese reader knows: when the birds are gone the bow is put away, and when the hares are dead the hounds go in the pot. It comes from the Records of the Grand Historian and attaches to Han Xin, the general who won an empire for his emperor and was destroyed by him afterwards. It is the standard phrase for a servant discarded once he stops being useful, and Wukong applies it to himself with complete accuracy. His fairest charge, though, is the quieter one: the master is not stupid, he is smothering a clear mind and playing at being muddled. The narrator agrees, and names the flaw outright — 耳軟, soft of ear, the man who believes whoever spoke last.