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第八十六回
木mù母mǔ助zhù威wēi征zhēng怪guài物wù
金jīn公gōng施shī法fǎ滅miè妖yāo邪xié

The Wood Mother Lends His Strength to Fight the Monster · The Metal Lord Works His Art to Destroy the Fiend

第八十六回
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滿山頭尋

話huà說shuō孫sūn大dà聖shèng牽qiān著zhe馬mǎ,挑tiāo著zhe擔dàn,滿mǎn山shān頭tóu尋xún叫jiào師shī父fù,忽hū見jiàn豬zhū八bā戒jiè氣qì呼hū呼hū的de跑pǎo將jiāng來lái道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ喊hǎn怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù不bú見jiàn了le,你nǐ可kě曾céng看kàn見jiàn?」话huà说shuō孙sūn大dà圣shèng牵qiān着zhe马mǎ,挑tiāo着zhe担dàn,满mǎn山shān头tóu寻xún叫jiào师shī父fù,忽hū见jiàn猪zhū八bā戒jiè气qì呼hū呼hū的de跑pǎo将jiāng来lái道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ喊hǎn怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù不bú见jiàn了le,你nǐ可kě曾céng看kàn见jiàn?」

我捨著命

八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ原yuán來lái只zhǐ跟gēn唐táng僧sēng做zuò和hé尚shàng的de,你nǐ又yòu捉zhuō弄nòng我wǒ,教jiào做zuò甚shén麼me將jiàng軍jūn。我wǒ捨shě著zhe命mìng,與yǔ那nà妖yāo精jīng戰zhàn了le一yí會huì,得dé命mìng回huí來lái。師shī父fù是shì你nǐ與yǔ沙shā僧sēng看kàn著zhe的de,反fǎn來lái問wèn我wǒ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ原yuán来lái只zhǐ跟gēn唐táng僧sēng做zuò和hé尚shàng的de,你nǐ又yòu捉zhuō弄nòng我wǒ,教jiào做zuò甚shén么me将jiàng军jūn。我wǒ舍shě着zhe命mìng,与yǔ那nà妖yāo精jīng战zhàn了le一yí会huì,得dé命mìng回huí来lái。师shī父fù是shì你nǐ与yǔ沙shā僧sēng看kàn着zhe的de,反fǎn来lái问wèn我wǒ?」

我不怪你

行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,我wǒ不bú怪guài你nǐ。你nǐ不bù知zhī怎zěn麼me眼yǎn花huā了le,把bǎ妖yāo精jīng放fàng回huí來lái拿ná師shī父fù。我wǒ去qù打dǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng,教jiào沙shā和hé尚shàng看kàn著zhe師shī父fù的de,如rú今jīn連lián沙shā和hé尚shàng也yě不bú見jiàn了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,我wǒ不bú怪guài你nǐ。你nǐ不bù知zhī怎zěn么me眼yǎn花huā了le,把bǎ妖yāo精jīng放fàng回huí来lái拿ná师shī父fù。我wǒ去qù打dǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng,教jiào沙shā和hé尚shàng看kàn着zhe师shī父fù的de,如rú今jīn连lián沙shā和hé尚shàng也yě不bú见jiàn了le。」

出恭去了

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「想xiǎng是shì沙shā和hé尚shàng帶dài師shī父fù那nǎ裡lǐ出chū恭gōng去qù了le。」說shuō不bù了liǎo,只zhǐ見jiàn沙shā僧sēng來lái到dào。行xíng者zhě問wèn道dào:「沙shā僧sēng,師shī父fù那nǎ裡lǐ去qù了le?」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「想xiǎng是shì沙shā和hé尚shàng带dài师shī父fù那nǎ里lǐ出chū恭gōng去qù了le。」说shuō不bù了liǎo,只zhǐ见jiàn沙shā僧sēng来lái到dào。行xíng者zhě问wèn道dào:「沙shā僧sēng,师shī父fù那nǎ里lǐ去qù了le?」

眼都昏了

沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ兩liǎng個gè眼yǎn都dōu昏hūn了le,把bǎ妖yāo精jīng放fàng將jiāng來lái拿ná師shī父fù。老lǎo沙shā去qù打dǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng的de,師shī父fù自zì家jiā在zài馬mǎ上shàng坐zuò來lái。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ两liǎng个gè眼yǎn都dōu昏hūn了le,把bǎ妖yāo精jīng放fàng将jiāng来lái拿ná师shī父fù。老lǎo沙shā去qù打dǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng的de,师shī父fù自zì家jiā在zài马mǎ上shàng坐zuò来lái。」

中他計了

行xíng者zhě氣qì得de暴bào跳tiào道dào:「中zhòng他tā計jì了le,中zhòng他tā計jì了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「中zhòng他tā甚shén麼me計jì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè是shì分fēn瓣bàn梅méi花huā計jì,把bǎ我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng們men調diào開kāi,他tā劈pī心xīn裡lǐ撈lāo了le師shī父fù去qù了le。天tiān天tiān天tiān,卻què怎zěn麼me好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě气qì得de暴bào跳tiào道dào:「中zhòng他tā计jì了le,中zhòng他tā计jì了le。」沙shā僧sēng道dào:「中zhòng他tā甚shén么me计jì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè是shì分fēn瓣bàn梅méi花huā计jì,把bǎ我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng们men调diào开kāi,他tā劈pī心xīn里lǐ捞lāo了le师shī父fù去qù了le。天tiān天tiān天tiān,却què怎zěn么me好hǎo?」

腮邊淚滴

止zhǐ不bú住zhù腮sāi邊biān淚lèi滴dī。八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bú要yào哭kū,一yì哭kū就jiù膿nóng包bāo了le。橫héng豎shù不bù遠yuǎn,只zhǐ在zài這zhè座zuò山shān上shàng,我wǒ們men尋xún去qù來lái。」止zhǐ不bú住zhù腮sāi边biān泪lèi滴dī。八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bú要yào哭kū,一yì哭kū就jiù脓nóng包bāo了le。横héng竖shù不bù远yuǎn,只zhǐ在zài这zhè座zuò山shān上shàng,我wǒ们men寻xún去qù来lái。」

霜皮溜雨
崖yá前qián古gǔ樹shù,霜shuāng皮pí溜liū雨yǔ四sì十shí圍wéi;門mén外wài蒼cāng松sōng,黛dài色sè參cān天tiān二èr千qiān尺chǐ。崖yá前qián古gǔ树shù,霜shuāng皮pí溜liū雨yǔ四sì十shí围wéi;门mén外wài苍cāng松sōng,黛dài色sè参cān天tiān二èr千qiān尺chǐ。
雙shuāng雙shuāng野yě鶴hè,常cháng來lái洞dòng口kǒu舞wǔ清qīng風fēng;對duì對duì山shān禽qín,每měi向xiàng枝zhī頭tóu啼tí白bái晝zhòu。双shuāng双shuāng野yě鹤hè,常cháng来lái洞dòng口kǒu舞wǔ清qīng风fēng;对duì对duì山shān禽qín,每měi向xiàng枝zhī头tóu啼tí白bái昼zhòu。
簇cù簇cù黃huáng藤téng如rú掛guà索suǒ,行háng行háng煙yān柳liǔ似sì垂chuí金jīn。簇cù簇cù黄huáng藤téng如rú挂guà索suǒ,行háng行háng烟yān柳liǔ似sì垂chuí金jīn。
藏風聚氣
方fāng塘táng積jī水shuǐ,深shēn穴xué依yī山shān。方fāng塘táng积jī水shuǐ,深shēn穴xué依yī山shān。
方fāng塘táng積jī水shuǐ,隱yǐn窮qióng鱗lín未wèi變biàn的de蛟jiāo龍lóng;深shēn穴xué依yī山shān,住zhù多duō年nián吃chī人rén的de老lǎo怪guài。方fāng塘táng积jī水shuǐ,隐yǐn穷qióng鳞lín未wèi变biàn的de蛟jiāo龙lóng;深shēn穴xué依yī山shān,住zhù多duō年nián吃chī人rén的de老lǎo怪guài。
果guǒ然rán不bú亞yà神shén仙xiān境jìng,真zhēn是shì藏cáng風fēng聚jù氣qì巢cháo。果guǒ然rán不bú亚yà神shén仙xiān境jìng,真zhēn是shì藏cáng风fēng聚jù气qì巢cháo。
八個大字

行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le,兩liǎng三sān步bù跳tiào到dào門mén前qián看kàn處chù,那nà石shí門mén緊jǐn閉bì,門mén上shàng橫héng安ān著zhe一yí塊kuài石shí版bǎn,石shí版bǎn上shàng有yǒu八bā個gè大dà字zì,乃nǎi「隱yǐn霧wù山shān折zhé岳yuè連lián環huán洞dòng」。行xíng者zhě道dào:「八bā戒jiè,動dòng手shǒu啊a。行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le,两liǎng三sān步bù跳tiào到dào门mén前qián看kàn处chù,那nà石shí门mén紧jǐn闭bì,门mén上shàng横héng安ān着zhe一yí块kuài石shí版bǎn,石shí版bǎn上shàng有yǒu八bā个gè大dà字zì,乃nǎi「隐yǐn雾wù山shān折zhé岳yuè连lián环huán洞dòng」。行xíng者zhě道dào:「八bā戒jiè,动dòng手shǒu啊a。

一個大窟窿

此cǐ間jiān乃nǎi妖yāo精jīng住zhù處chù,師shī父fù必bì在zài他tā家jiā也yě。」那nà獃dāi子zi仗zhàng勢shì行xíng兇xiōng,舉jǔ釘dīng鈀pá盡jìn力lì築zhù將jiāng去qù,把bǎ他tā那nà石shí頭tóu門mén築zhù了le一yí個gè大dà窟kū窿lóng,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo怪guài,快kuài送sòng出chū我wǒ師shī父fù來lái,免miǎn得de釘dīng鈀pá築zhù倒dǎo門mén,一yì家jiā子zi都dōu是shì了liǎo帳zhàng。」此cǐ间jiān乃nǎi妖yāo精jīng住zhù处chù,师shī父fù必bì在zài他tā家jiā也yě。」那nà呆dāi子zi仗zhàng势shì行xíng凶xiōng,举jǔ钉dīng钯pá尽jìn力lì筑zhù将jiāng去qù,把bǎ他tā那nà石shí头tóu门mén筑zhù了le一yí个gè大dà窟kū窿lóng,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo怪guài,快kuài送sòng出chū我wǒ师shī父fù来lái,免miǎn得de钉dīng钯pá筑zhù倒dǎo门mén,一yì家jiā子zi都dōu是shì了liǎo帐zhàng。」

闖出禍來

守shǒu門mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo急jí急jí跑pǎo入rù報bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,闖chuǎng出chū禍huò來lái了le。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「有yǒu甚shén禍huò?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「門mén前qián有yǒu人rén把bǎ門mén打dǎ破pò,嚷rǎng道dào要yào師shī父fù哩li!」老lǎo怪guài大dà驚jīng道dào:「不bù知zhī是shì那nǎ個gè尋xún將jiāng來lái也yě?」守shǒu门mén的de小xiǎo妖yāo急jí急jí跑pǎo入rù报bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,闯chuǎng出chū祸huò来lái了le。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「有yǒu甚shén祸huò?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「门mén前qián有yǒu人rén把bǎ门mén打dǎ破pò,嚷rǎng道dào要yào师shī父fù哩li!」老lǎo怪guài大dà惊jīng道dào:「不bù知zhī是shì那nǎ个gè寻xún将jiāng来lái也yě?」

出去看看

先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「莫mò怕pà,等děng我wǒ出chū去qù看kàn看kàn。」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo奔bēn至zhì前qián門mén,從cóng那nà打dǎ破pò的de窟kū窿lóng處chù,歪wāi著zhe頭tóu,往wǎng外wài張zhāng,見jiàn是shì個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo,即jí回huí頭tóu高gāo叫jiào:「大dà王wáng莫mò怕pà他tā,這zhè是shì個gè豬zhū八bā戒jiè,沒méi甚shén本běn事shì,不bù敢gǎn無wú理lǐ。先xiān锋fēng道dào:「莫mò怕pà,等děng我wǒ出chū去qù看kàn看kàn。」那nà小xiǎo妖yāo奔bēn至zhì前qián门mén,从cóng那nà打dǎ破pò的de窟kū窿lóng处chù,歪wāi着zhe头tóu,往wǎng外wài张zhāng,见jiàn是shì个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo,即jí回huí头tóu高gāo叫jiào:「大dà王wáng莫mò怕pà他tā,这zhè是shì个gè猪zhū八bā戒jiè,没méi甚shén本běn事shì,不bù敢gǎn无wú理lǐ。

進來湊蒸

他tā若ruò無wú理lǐ,開kāi了le門mén,拿ná他tā進jìn來lái湊còu蒸zhēng。怕pà便biàn只zhǐ怕pà那nà毛máo臉liǎn雷léi公gōng嘴zuǐ的de和hé尚shàng。」八bā戒jiè在zài外wài邊biān聽tīng見jiàn道dào:「哥gē啊a,他tā不bú怕pà我wǒ,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ哩li。他tā若ruò无wú理lǐ,开kāi了le门mén,拿ná他tā进jìn来lái凑còu蒸zhēng。怕pà便biàn只zhǐ怕pà那nà毛máo脸liǎn雷léi公gōng嘴zuǐ的de和hé尚shàng。」八bā戒jiè在zài外wài边biān听tīng见jiàn道dào:「哥gē啊a,他tā不bú怕pà我wǒ,只zhǐ怕pà你nǐ哩li。

你孫外公

師shī父fù定dìng在zài他tā家jiā了le,你nǐ快kuài上shàng前qián。」行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「潑pō孽niè畜chù,你nǐ孫sūn外wài公gōng在zài這zhè裡lǐ,送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù出chū來lái,饒ráo你nǐ命mìng罷ba。」先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「大dà王wáng,不bù好hǎo了le,孫sūn行xíng者zhě也yě尋xún將jiāng來lái了le。」师shī父fù定dìng在zài他tā家jiā了le,你nǐ快kuài上shàng前qián。」行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「泼pō孽niè畜chù,你nǐ孙sūn外wài公gōng在zài这zhè里lǐ,送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù出chū来lái,饶ráo你nǐ命mìng罢ba。」先xiān锋fēng道dào:「大dà王wáng,不bù好hǎo了le,孙sūn行xíng者zhě也yě寻xún将jiāng来lái了le。」

寬洪海量

老lǎo怪guài報bào怨yuàn道dào:「都dōu是shì你nǐ定dìng的de甚shén麼me『分fēn瓣bàn分fēn瓣bàn』,卻què惹rě得de禍huò事shì臨lín門mén。怎zěn生shēng結jié果guǒ?」先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「大dà王wáng放fàng心xīn,且qiě休xiū埋mán怨yuàn。我wǒ記jì得dé孫sūn行xíng者zhě是shì個gè寬kuān洪hóng海hǎi量liàng的de猴hóu頭tóu,雖suī則zé他tā神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,卻què好hǎo奉fèng承chéng。老lǎo怪guài报bào怨yuàn道dào:「都dōu是shì你nǐ定dìng的de甚shén么me『分fēn瓣bàn分fēn瓣bàn』,却què惹rě得de祸huò事shì临lín门mén。怎zěn生shēng结jié果guǒ?」先xiān锋fēng道dào:「大dà王wáng放fàng心xīn,且qiě休xiū埋mán怨yuàn。我wǒ记jì得dé孙sūn行xíng者zhě是shì个gè宽kuān洪hóng海hǎi量liàng的de猴hóu头tóu,虽suī则zé他tā神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,却què好hǎo奉fèng承chéng。

個假人頭

我wǒ們men拿ná個gè假jiǎ人rén頭tóu出chū去qù哄hǒng他tā一yì哄hǒng,奉fèng承chéng他tā幾jǐ句jù,只zhǐ說shuō他tā師shī父fù是shì我wǒ們men吃chī了le。若ruò還hái哄hǒng得de他tā去qù了le,唐táng僧sēng還hái是shì我wǒ們men受shòu用yòng;哄hǒng不bú過guò,再zài作zuò理lǐ會huì。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「那nǎ裡lǐ得dé個gè假jiǎ人rén頭tóu?」先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「等děng我wǒ做zuò一yí個gè兒ér看kàn。」我wǒ们men拿ná个gè假jiǎ人rén头tóu出chū去qù哄hǒng他tā一yì哄hǒng,奉fèng承chéng他tā几jǐ句jù,只zhǐ说shuō他tā师shī父fù是shì我wǒ们men吃chī了le。若ruò还hái哄hǒng得de他tā去qù了le,唐táng僧sēng还hái是shì我wǒ们men受shòu用yòng;哄hǒng不bú过guò,再zài作zuò理lǐ会huì。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「那nǎ里lǐ得dé个gè假jiǎ人rén头tóu?」先xiān锋fēng道dào:「等děng我wǒ做zuò一yí个gè儿ér看kàn。」

人頭模樣

好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,將jiāng一yì把bǎ衠zhūn鋼gāng刀dāo斧fǔ,把bǎ柳liǔ樹shù根gēn砍kǎn做zuò個gè人rén頭tóu模mú樣yàng,噴pēn上shàng些xiē人rén血xiě,糊hú糊hú塗tú塗tú的de,著zhuó一yí個gè小xiǎo怪guài,使shǐ漆qī盤pán兒ér拿ná至zhì門mén下xià,叫jiào道dào:「大dà聖shèng爺yé爺ye,息xī怒nù容róng稟bǐng。」好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,将jiāng一yì把bǎ衠zhūn钢gāng刀dāo斧fǔ,把bǎ柳liǔ树shù根gēn砍kǎn做zuò个gè人rén头tóu模mú样yàng,喷pēn上shàng些xiē人rén血xiě,糊hú糊hú涂tú涂tú的de,着zhuó一yí个gè小xiǎo怪guài,使shǐ漆qī盘pán儿ér拿ná至zhì门mén下xià,叫jiào道dào:「大dà圣shèng爷yé爷ye,息xī怒nù容róng禀bǐng。」

果好奉承

孫sūn行xíng者zhě果guǒ好hǎo奉fèng承chéng,聽tīng見jiàn叫jiào聲shēng「大dà聖shèng爺yé爺ye」,便biàn就jiù止zhǐ住zhù八bā戒jiè:「且qiě莫mò動dòng手shǒu,看kàn他tā有yǒu甚shén話huà說shuō。」孙sūn行xíng者zhě果guǒ好hǎo奉fèng承chéng,听tīng见jiàn叫jiào声shēng「大dà圣shèng爷yé爷ye」,便biàn就jiù止zhǐ住zhù八bā戒jiè:「且qiě莫mò动dòng手shǒu,看kàn他tā有yǒu甚shén话huà说shuō。」

不識好歹

拿ná盤pán的de小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ師shī父fù被bèi我wǒ大dà王wáng拿ná進jìn洞dòng來lái,洞dòng裡lǐ小xiǎo妖yāo村cūn頑wán,不bù識shí好hǎo歹dǎi,這zhè個gè來lái吞tūn,那nà個gè來lái啃kěn,抓zhuā的de抓zhuā,咬yǎo的de咬yǎo,把bǎ你nǐ師shī父fù吃chī了le,只zhǐ剩shèng了le一yí個gè頭tóu在zài這zhè裡lǐ也yě。」拿ná盘pán的de小xiǎo怪guài道dào:「你nǐ师shī父fù被bèi我wǒ大dà王wáng拿ná进jìn洞dòng来lái,洞dòng里lǐ小xiǎo妖yāo村cūn顽wán,不bù识shí好hǎo歹dǎi,这zhè个gè来lái吞tūn,那nà个gè来lái啃kěn,抓zhuā的de抓zhuā,咬yǎo的de咬yǎo,把bǎ你nǐ师shī父fù吃chī了le,只zhǐ剩shèng了le一yí个gè头tóu在zài这zhè里lǐ也yě。」

是真是假

行xíng者zhě道dào:「既jì吃chī了le便biàn罷bà,只zhǐ拿ná出chū人rén頭tóu來lái,我wǒ看kàn是shì真zhēn是shì假jiǎ。」那nà小xiǎo怪guài從cóng門mén窟kū裡lǐ拋pāo出chū那nà個gè頭tóu來lái。豬zhū八bā戒jiè見jiàn了le就jiù哭kū道dào:「可kě憐lián啊a!行xíng者zhě道dào:「既jì吃chī了le便biàn罢bà,只zhǐ拿ná出chū人rén头tóu来lái,我wǒ看kàn是shì真zhēn是shì假jiǎ。」那nà小xiǎo怪guài从cóng门mén窟kū里lǐ抛pāo出chū那nà个gè头tóu来lái。猪zhū八bā戒jiè见jiàn了le就jiù哭kū道dào:「可kě怜lián啊a!

有個真假

那nà們men個gè師shī父fù進jìn去qù,弄nòng做zuò這zhè們men個gè師shī父fù出chū來lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「獃dāi子zi,你nǐ且qiě認rèn認rèn是shì真zhēn是shì假jiǎ,就jiù哭kū。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bù羞xiū,人rén頭tóu有yǒu個gè真zhēn假jiǎ的de?」那nà们men个gè师shī父fù进jìn去qù,弄nòng做zuò这zhè们men个gè师shī父fù出chū来lái也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「呆dāi子zi,你nǐ且qiě认rèn认rèn是shì真zhēn是shì假jiǎ,就jiù哭kū。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「不bù羞xiū,人rén头tóu有yǒu个gè真zhēn假jiǎ的de?」

撲搭不響

行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè是shì個gè假jiǎ人rén頭tóu。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「怎zěn認rèn得dé是shì假jiǎ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「真zhēn人rén頭tóu拋pāo出chū來lái,撲pū搭dā不bù響xiǎng;假jiǎ人rén頭tóu拋pāo得de像xiàng梆bāng子zi聲shēng。你nǐ不bú信xìn,等děng我wǒ拋pāo了le你nǐ聽tīng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè是shì个gè假jiǎ人rén头tóu。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「怎zěn认rèn得dé是shì假jiǎ?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「真zhēn人rén头tóu抛pāo出chū来lái,扑pū搭dā不bù响xiǎng;假jiǎ人rén头tóu抛pāo得de像xiàng梆bāng子zi声shēng。你nǐ不bú信xìn,等děng我wǒ抛pāo了le你nǐ听tīng。」

一聲響亮

拿ná起qǐ來lái往wǎng石shí頭tóu上shàng一yí摜guàn,噹dāng的de一yì聲shēng響xiǎng亮liàng。沙shā和hé尚shàng道dào:「哥gē哥ge,響xiǎng哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「響xiǎng便biàn是shì個gè假jiǎ的de。我wǒ教jiào他tā現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng來lái你nǐ看kàn。」拿ná起qǐ来lái往wǎng石shí头tóu上shàng一yí掼guàn,当dāng的de一yì声shēng响xiǎng亮liàng。沙shā和hé尚shàng道dào:「哥gē哥ge,响xiǎng哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「响xiǎng便biàn是shì个gè假jiǎ的de。我wǒ教jiào他tā现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng来lái你nǐ看kàn。」

個柳樹根

急jí掣chè金jīn箍gū棒bàng,撲pū的de一yí下xià打dǎ破pò了le。八bā戒jiè看kàn時shí,乃nǎi是shì個gè柳liǔ樹shù根gēn。獃dāi子zi忍rěn不bú住zhù罵mà起qǐ來lái道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ這zhè夥huǒ毛máo團tuán!你nǐ將jiāng我wǒ師shī父fù藏cáng在zài洞dòng裡lǐ,拿ná個gè柳liǔ樹shù根gēn哄hǒng你nǐ豬zhū祖zǔ宗zōng,莫mò成chéng我wǒ師shī父fù是shì柳liǔ樹shù精jīng變biàn的de。」急jí掣chè金jīn箍gū棒bàng,扑pū的de一yí下xià打dǎ破pò了le。八bā戒jiè看kàn时shí,乃nǎi是shì个gè柳liǔ树shù根gēn。呆dāi子zi忍rěn不bú住zhù骂mà起qǐ来lái道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ这zhè伙huǒ毛máo团tuán!你nǐ将jiāng我wǒ师shī父fù藏cáng在zài洞dòng里lǐ,拿ná个gè柳liǔ树shù根gēn哄hǒng你nǐ猪zhū祖zǔ宗zōng,莫mò成chéng我wǒ师shī父fù是shì柳liǔ树shù精jīng变biàn的de。」

難難難

慌huāng得de那nà拿ná盤pán的de小xiǎo怪guài戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng跑pǎo去qù報bào道dào:「難nán難nán難nán,難nán難nán難nán。」老lǎo妖yāo道dào:「怎zěn麼me有yǒu許xǔ多duō難nán?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「豬zhū八bā戒jiè與yǔ沙shā和hé尚shàng倒dào哄hǒng過guò了le,孫sūn行xíng者zhě卻què是shì個gè販fàn古gǔ董dǒng的de──識shí貨huò,識shí貨huò。慌huāng得de那nà拿ná盘pán的de小xiǎo怪guài战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng跑pǎo去qù报bào道dào:「难nán难nán难nán,难nán难nán难nán。」老lǎo妖yāo道dào:「怎zěn么me有yǒu许xǔ多duō难nán?」小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「猪zhū八bā戒jiè与yǔ沙shā和hé尚shàng倒dào哄hǒng过guò了le,孙sūn行xíng者zhě却què是shì个gè贩fàn古gǔ董dǒng的de──识shí货huò,识shí货huò。

個假人頭

他tā就jiù認rèn得dé是shì個gè假jiǎ人rén頭tóu。如rú今jīn得dé個gè真zhēn人rén頭tóu與yǔ他tā,或huò者zhě他tā就jiù去qù了le。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「怎zěn麼me得dé個gè真zhēn人rén頭tóu?他tā就jiù认rèn得dé是shì个gè假jiǎ人rén头tóu。如rú今jīn得dé个gè真zhēn人rén头tóu与yǔ他tā,或huò者zhě他tā就jiù去qù了le。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「怎zěn么me得dé个gè真zhēn人rén头tóu?

剝皮亭內

我wǒ們men那nà剝bō皮pí亭tíng內nèi有yǒu吃chī不bù了liǎo的de人rén頭tóu選xuǎn一yí個gè來lái。」眾zhòng妖yāo即jí至zhì亭tíng內nèi揀jiǎn了le個gè新xīn鮮xiān的de頭tóu,教jiào啃kěn淨jìng頭tóu皮pí,滑huá塔tǎ塔tǎ的de,還hái使shǐ盤pán兒ér拿ná出chū,叫jiào:「大dà聖shèng爺yé爺ye,先xiān前qián委wěi是shì個gè假jiǎ頭tóu。我wǒ们men那nà剥bō皮pí亭tíng内nèi有yǒu吃chī不bù了liǎo的de人rén头tóu选xuǎn一yí个gè来lái。」众zhòng妖yāo即jí至zhì亭tíng内nèi拣jiǎn了le个gè新xīn鲜xiān的de头tóu,教jiào啃kěn净jìng头tóu皮pí,滑huá塔tǎ塔tǎ的de,还hái使shǐ盘pán儿ér拿ná出chū,叫jiào:「大dà圣shèng爷yé爷ye,先xiān前qián委wěi是shì个gè假jiǎ头tóu。

血滴滴的

這zhè個gè真zhēn正zhèng是shì唐táng老lǎo爺yé的de頭tóu,我wǒ大dà王wáng留liú了le鎮zhèn宅zhái子zi的de,今jīn特tè獻xiàn出chū來lái也yě。」撲pū通tōng的de把bǎ個gè人rén頭tóu又yòu從cóng門mén窟kū裡lǐ拋pāo出chū,血xiě滴dī滴dī的de亂luàn滾gǔn。这zhè个gè真zhēn正zhèng是shì唐táng老lǎo爷yé的de头tóu,我wǒ大dà王wáng留liú了le镇zhèn宅zhái子zi的de,今jīn特tè献xiàn出chū来lái也yě。」扑pū通tōng的de把bǎ个gè人rén头tóu又yòu从cóng门mén窟kū里lǐ抛pāo出chū,血xiě滴dī滴dī的de乱luàn滚gǔn。

放聲大哭

孫sūn行xíng者zhě認rèn得dé是shì個gè真zhēn人rén頭tóu,沒méi奈nài何hé就jiù哭kū;八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng也yě一yì齊qí放fàng聲shēng大dà哭kū。八bā戒jiè噙qín著zhe淚lèi道dào:「哥gē哥ge,且qiě莫mò哭kū。天tiān氣qì不bú是shì好hǎo天tiān氣qì,恐kǒng一yì時shí弄nòng臭chòu了le,等děng我wǒ拿ná將jiāng去qù,乘chéng生shēng氣qì埋mái下xià再zài哭kū。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「也yě說shuō得de是shì。」孙sūn行xíng者zhě认rèn得dé是shì个gè真zhēn人rén头tóu,没méi奈nài何hé就jiù哭kū;八bā戒jiè、沙shā僧sēng也yě一yì齐qí放fàng声shēng大dà哭kū。八bā戒jiè噙qín着zhe泪lèi道dào:「哥gē哥ge,且qiě莫mò哭kū。天tiān气qì不bú是shì好hǎo天tiān气qì,恐kǒng一yì时shí弄nòng臭chòu了le,等děng我wǒ拿ná将jiāng去qù,乘chéng生shēng气qì埋mái下xià再zài哭kū。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「也yě说shuō得de是shì。」

藏風聚氣

那nà獃dāi子zi不bù嫌xián穢huì污wū,把bǎ個gè頭tóu抱bào在zài懷huái裡lǐ,跑pǎo上shàng山shān崖yá向xiàng陽yáng處chù,尋xún了le個gè藏cáng風fēng聚jù氣qì的de所suǒ在zài,取qǔ釘dīng鈀pá築zhù了le一yí個gè坑kēng,把bǎ頭tóu埋mái了le,又yòu築zhù起qǐ一yí個gè墳fén塚zhǒng。那nà呆dāi子zi不bù嫌xián秽huì污wū,把bǎ个gè头tóu抱bào在zài怀huái里lǐ,跑pǎo上shàng山shān崖yá向xiàng阳yáng处chù,寻xún了le个gè藏cáng风fēng聚jù气qì的de所suǒ在zài,取qǔ钉dīng钯pá筑zhù了le一yí个gè坑kēng,把bǎ头tóu埋mái了le,又yòu筑zhù起qǐ一yí个gè坟fén冢zhǒng。

鵝卵石

才cái叫jiào沙shā僧sēng:「你nǐ與yǔ哥gē哥ge哭kū著zhe,等děng我wǒ去qù尋xún些xiē甚shén麼me供gòng養yǎng供gòng養yǎng。」他tā就jiù走zǒu向xiàng澗jiàn邊biān,攀pān幾jǐ根gēn大dà柳liǔ枝zhī,拾shí幾jǐ塊kuài鵝é卵luǎn石shí。回huí至zhì墳fén前qián,把bǎ柳liǔ枝zhī兒ér插chā在zài左zuǒ右yòu,鵝é卵luǎn石shí堆duī在zài面miàn前qián。才cái叫jiào沙shā僧sēng:「你nǐ与yǔ哥gē哥ge哭kū着zhe,等děng我wǒ去qù寻xún些xiē甚shén么me供gòng养yǎng供gòng养yǎng。」他tā就jiù走zǒu向xiàng涧jiàn边biān,攀pān几jǐ根gēn大dà柳liǔ枝zhī,拾shí几jǐ块kuài鹅é卵luǎn石shí。回huí至zhì坟fén前qián,把bǎ柳liǔ枝zhī儿ér插chā在zài左zuǒ右yòu,鹅é卵luǎn石shí堆duī在zài面miàn前qián。

權當點心

行xíng者zhě問wèn道dào:「這zhè是shì怎zěn麼me說shuō?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「這zhè柳liǔ枝zhī權quán為wéi松sōng柏bǎi,與yǔ師shī父fù遮zhē遮zhē墳fén頂dǐng;這zhè石shí子zi權quán當dàng點diǎn心xīn,與yǔ師shī父fù供gòng養yǎng供gòng養yǎng。」行xíng者zhě喝hè道dào:「夯hāng貨huò,人rén已yǐ死sǐ了le,還hái將jiāng石shí子zi兒ér供gòng他tā。」行xíng者zhě问wèn道dào:「这zhè是shì怎zěn么me说shuō?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「这zhè柳liǔ枝zhī权quán为wéi松sōng柏bǎi,与yǔ师shī父fù遮zhē遮zhē坟fén顶dǐng;这zhè石shí子zi权quán当dàng点diǎn心xīn,与yǔ师shī父fù供gòng养yǎng供gòng养yǎng。」行xíng者zhě喝hè道dào:「夯hāng货huò,人rén已yǐ死sǐ了le,还hái将jiāng石shí子zi儿ér供gòng他tā。」

碎屍萬段

八bā戒jiè道dào:「表biǎo表biǎo生shēng人rén意yì,權quán為wéi孝xiào道dào心xīn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě休xiū胡hú弄nòng。教jiào沙shā僧sēng在zài此cǐ:一yì則zé廬lú墓mù,二èr則zé看kān守shǒu行xíng李lǐ、馬mǎ匹pǐ。我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù打dǎ破pò他tā的de洞dòng府fǔ,拿ná住zhù妖yāo魔mó,碎suì屍shī萬wàn段duàn,與yǔ師shī父fù報bào仇chóu去qù來lái。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「表biǎo表biǎo生shēng人rén意yì,权quán为wéi孝xiào道dào心xīn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě休xiū胡hú弄nòng。教jiào沙shā僧sēng在zài此cǐ:一yì则zé庐lú墓mù,二èr则zé看kān守shǒu行xíng李lǐ、马mǎ匹pǐ。我wǒ和hé你nǐ去qù打dǎ破pò他tā的de洞dòng府fǔ,拿ná住zhù妖yāo魔mó,碎suì尸shī万wàn段duàn,与yǔ师shī父fù报bào仇chóu去qù来lái。」

言之極當

沙shā和hé尚shàng滴dī淚lèi道dào:「大dà哥gē言yán之zhī極jí當dàng。你nǐ兩liǎng個gè著zhuó意yì,我wǒ在zài此cǐ處chù看kān守shǒu。」沙shā和hé尚shàng滴dī泪lèi道dào:「大dà哥gē言yán之zhī极jí当dàng。你nǐ两liǎng个gè着zhuó意yì,我wǒ在zài此cǐ处chù看kān守shǒu。」

喊聲振天

好hǎo八bā戒jiè,即jí脫tuō了le皂zào錦jǐn直zhí裰duō,束shù一yí束shù著zhe體tǐ小xiǎo衣yī,舉jǔ鈀pá隨suí著zhe行xíng者zhě,二èr人rén努nǔ力lì向xiàng前qián,不bù容róng分fēn辨biàn,徑jìng自zì把bǎ他tā石shí門mén打dǎ破pò,喊hǎn聲shēng振zhèn天tiān,叫jiào道dào:「還huán我wǒ活huó唐táng僧sēng來lái耶yé!」好hǎo八bā戒jiè,即jí脱tuō了le皂zào锦jǐn直zhí裰duō,束shù一yí束shù着zhe体tǐ小xiǎo衣yī,举jǔ钯pá随suí着zhe行xíng者zhě,二èr人rén努nǔ力lì向xiàng前qián,不bù容róng分fēn辨biàn,径jìng自zì把bǎ他tā石shí门mén打dǎ破pò,喊hǎn声shēng振zhèn天tiān,叫jiào道dào:「还huán我wǒ活huó唐táng僧sēng来lái耶yé!」

魂飛魄散

那nà洞dòng裡lǐ大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo,一yí個gè個gè魂hún飛fēi魄pò散sàn,都dōu報bào怨yuàn先xiān鋒fēng的de不bú是shì。老lǎo妖yāo問wèn先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「這zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng打dǎ進jìn門mén來lái,卻què怎zěn處chǔ治zhì?」先xiān鋒fēng道dào:「古gǔ人rén說shuō得de好hǎo:『手shǒu插chā魚yú籃lán,避bì不bù得de腥xīng。』那nà洞dòng里lǐ大dà小xiǎo群qún妖yāo,一yí个gè个gè魂hún飞fēi魄pò散sàn,都dōu报bào怨yuàn先xiān锋fēng的de不bú是shì。老lǎo妖yāo问wèn先xiān锋fēng道dào:「这zhè些xiē和hé尚shàng打dǎ进jìn门mén来lái,却què怎zěn处chǔ治zhì?」先xiān锋fēng道dào:「古gǔ人rén说shuō得de好hǎo:『手shǒu插chā鱼yú篮lán,避bì不bù得de腥xīng。』

二不休

一yì不bú做zuò,二èr不bù休xiū,左zuǒ右yòu帥shuài領lǐng家jiā兵bīng殺shā那nà和hé尚shàng去qù來lái。」老lǎo怪guài聞wén言yán,無wú計jì可kě奈nài,真zhēn個gè傳chuán令lìng,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de們men,各gè要yào齊qí心xīn,將jiāng精jīng銳ruì器qì械xiè跟gēn我wǒ去qù出chū征zhēng。」果guǒ然rán一yì齊qí吶nà喊hǎn,殺shā出chū洞dòng門mén。一yì不bú做zuò,二èr不bù休xiū,左zuǒ右yòu帅shuài领lǐng家jiā兵bīng杀shā那nà和hé尚shàng去qù来lái。」老lǎo怪guài闻wén言yán,无wú计jì可kě奈nài,真zhēn个gè传chuán令lìng,叫jiào:「小xiǎo的de们men,各gè要yào齐qí心xīn,将jiāng精jīng锐ruì器qì械xiè跟gēn我wǒ去qù出chū征zhēng。」果guǒ然rán一yì齐qí呐nà喊hǎn,杀shā出chū洞dòng门mén。

山場平處

這zhè大dà聖shèng與yǔ八bā戒jiè急jí退tuì幾jǐ步bù,到dào那nà山shān場chǎng平píng處chù,抵dǐ住zhù群qún妖yāo,喝hè道dào:「那nǎ個gè是shì出chū名míng的de頭tóu兒ér?那nǎ個gè是shì拿ná我wǒ師shī父fù的de妖yāo怪guài?」这zhè大dà圣shèng与yǔ八bā戒jiè急jí退tuì几jǐ步bù,到dào那nà山shān场chǎng平píng处chù,抵dǐ住zhù群qún妖yāo,喝hè道dào:「那nǎ个gè是shì出chū名míng的de头tóu儿ér?那nǎ个gè是shì拿ná我wǒ师shī父fù的de妖yāo怪guài?」

南山大王

那nà群qún妖yāo扎zhā下xià營yíng盤pán,將jiāng一yí面miàn錦jǐn繡xiù花huā旗qí閃shǎn一yì閃shǎn,老lǎo怪guài持chí鐵tiě杵chǔ,應yìng聲shēng高gāo呼hū道dào:「那nà潑pō和hé尚shàng,你nǐ認rèn不bù得de我wǒ?我wǒ乃nǎi南nán山shān大dà王wáng,數shù百bǎi年nián放fàng蕩dàng於yú此cǐ。你nǐ唐táng僧sēng已yǐ是shì我wǒ拿ná吃chī了le,你nǐ敢gǎn如rú何hé?」那nà群qún妖yāo扎zhā下xià营yíng盘pán,将jiāng一yí面miàn锦jǐn绣xiù花huā旗qí闪shǎn一yì闪shǎn,老lǎo怪guài持chí铁tiě杵chǔ,应yìng声shēng高gāo呼hū道dào:「那nà泼pō和hé尚shàng,你nǐ认rèn不bù得de我wǒ?我wǒ乃nǎi南nán山shān大dà王wáng,数shù百bǎi年nián放fàng荡dàng于yú此cǐ。你nǐ唐táng僧sēng已yǐ是shì我wǒ拿ná吃chī了le,你nǐ敢gǎn如rú何hé?」

開天闢地

行xíng者zhě罵mà道dào:「這zhè個gè大dà膽dǎn的de毛máo團tuán!你nǐ能néng有yǒu多duō少shǎo的de年nián紀jì,敢gǎn稱chēng『南nán山shān』二èr字zì?李lǐ老lǎo君jūn乃nǎi開kāi天tiān闢pì地dì之zhī祖zǔ,尚shàng坐zuò於yú太tài清qīng之zhī右yòu;佛fó如rú來lái是shì治zhì世shì之zhī尊zūn,還hái坐zuò於yú大dà鵬péng之zhī下xià;行xíng者zhě骂mà道dào:「这zhè个gè大dà胆dǎn的de毛máo团tuán!你nǐ能néng有yǒu多duō少shǎo的de年nián纪jì,敢gǎn称chēng『南nán山shān』二èr字zì?李lǐ老lǎo君jūn乃nǎi开kāi天tiān辟pì地dì之zhī祖zǔ,尚shàng坐zuò于yú太tài清qīng之zhī右yòu;佛fó如rú来lái是shì治zhì世shì之zhī尊zūn,还hái坐zuò于yú大dà鹏péng之zhī下xià;

儒教之尊

孔kǒng聖shèng人rén是shì儒rú教jiào之zhī尊zūn,亦yì僅jǐn呼hū為wéi『夫fū子zǐ』。你nǐ這zhè個gè孽niè畜chù,敢gǎn稱chēng甚shén麼me『南nán山shān大dà王wáng』,數shù百bǎi年nián之zhī放fàng蕩dàng。不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī你nǐ外wài公gōng老lǎo爺yé一yí棒bàng。」孔kǒng圣shèng人rén是shì儒rú教jiào之zhī尊zūn,亦yì仅jǐn呼hū为wéi『夫fū子zǐ』。你nǐ这zhè个gè孽niè畜chù,敢gǎn称chēng甚shén么me『南nán山shān大dà王wáng』,数shù百bǎi年nián之zhī放fàng荡dàng。不bú要yào走zǒu,吃chī你nǐ外wài公gōng老lǎo爷yé一yí棒bàng。」

猴兒模樣

那nà妖yāo精jīng側cè身shēn閃shǎn過guò,使shǐ杵chǔ抵dǐ住zhù鐵tiě棒bàng,睜zhēng圓yuán眼yǎn問wèn道dào:「你nǐ這zhè嘴zuǐ臉liǎn像xiàng個gè猴hóu兒ér模mú樣yàng,敢gǎn將jiāng許xǔ多duō言yán語yǔ壓yā我wǒ?你nǐ有yǒu甚shén麼me手shǒu段duàn,在zài吾wú門mén下xià猖chāng狂kuáng?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ個gè無wú名míng的de孽niè畜chù!是shì也yě不bù知zhī老lǎo孫sūn。那nà妖yāo精jīng侧cè身shēn闪shǎn过guò,使shǐ杵chǔ抵dǐ住zhù铁tiě棒bàng,睁zhēng圆yuán眼yǎn问wèn道dào:「你nǐ这zhè嘴zuǐ脸liǎn像xiàng个gè猴hóu儿ér模mú样yàng,敢gǎn将jiāng许xǔ多duō言yán语yǔ压yā我wǒ?你nǐ有yǒu甚shén么me手shǒu段duàn,在zài吾wú门mén下xià猖chāng狂kuáng?」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ个gè无wú名míng的de孽niè畜chù!是shì也yě不bù知zhī老lǎo孙sūn。

花果山頭

你nǐ站zhàn住zhù,硬yìng著zhe膽dǎn,且qiě聽tīng我wǒ說shuō:你nǐ站zhàn住zhù,硬yìng着zhe胆dǎn,且qiě听tīng我wǒ说shuō:

祖zǔ居jū東dōng勝shèng大dà神shén洲zhōu,天tiān地dì包bāo含hán幾jǐ萬wàn秋qiū。祖zǔ居jū东dōng胜shèng大dà神shén洲zhōu,天tiān地dì包bāo含hán几jǐ万wàn秋qiū。
花huā果guǒ山shān頭tóu仙xiān石shí卵luǎn,卵luǎn開kāi產chǎn化huà我wǒ根gēn苗miáo。花huā果guǒ山shān头tóu仙xiān石shí卵luǎn,卵luǎn开kāi产chǎn化huà我wǒ根gēn苗miáo。
生shēng來lái不bù比bǐ凡fán胎tāi類lèi,聖shèng體tǐ原yuán從cóng日rì月yuè儔chóu。生shēng来lái不bù比bǐ凡fán胎tāi类lèi,圣shèng体tǐ原yuán从cóng日rì月yuè俦chóu。
天姿穎悟
本běn性xìng自zì修xiū非fēi小xiǎo可kě,天tiān姿zī穎yǐng悟wù大dà丹dān頭tóu。本běn性xìng自zì修xiū非fēi小xiǎo可kě,天tiān姿zī颖yǐng悟wù大dà丹dān头tóu。
官guān封fēng大dà聖shèng居jū雲yún府fǔ,倚yǐ勢shì行xíng兇xiōng鬥dòu斗dǒu牛niú。官guān封fēng大dà圣shèng居jū云yún府fǔ,倚yǐ势shì行xíng凶xiōng斗dòu斗dǒu牛niú。
十shí萬wàn神shén兵bīng難nán近jìn我wǒ,滿mǎn天tiān星xīng宿xiù易yì為wéi收shōu。十shí万wàn神shén兵bīng难nán近jìn我wǒ,满mǎn天tiān星xīng宿xiù易yì为wéi收shōu。
智貫乾坤
名míng揚yáng宇yǔ宙zhòu方fāng方fāng曉xiǎo,智zhì貫guàn乾qián坤kūn處chù處chù留liú。名míng扬yáng宇yǔ宙zhòu方fāng方fāng晓xiǎo,智zhì贯guàn干qián坤kūn处chù处chù留liú。
今jīn幸xìng皈guī依yī從cóng釋shì教jiào,扶fú持chí長zhǎng老lǎo向xiàng西xī遊yóu。今jīn幸xìng皈guī依yī从cóng释shì教jiào,扶fú持chí长zhǎng老lǎo向xiàng西xī游yóu。
逢féng山shān開kāi路lù無wú人rén阻zǔ,遇yù水shuǐ支zhī橋qiáo有yǒu怪guài愁chóu。逢féng山shān开kāi路lù无wú人rén阻zǔ,遇yù水shuǐ支zhī桥qiáo有yǒu怪guài愁chóu。
擒虎豹
林lín內nèi施shī威wēi擒qín虎hǔ豹bào,崖yá前qián復fù手shǒu捉zhuō貔pí貅xiū。林lín内nèi施shī威wēi擒qín虎hǔ豹bào,崖yá前qián复fù手shǒu捉zhuō貔pí貅xiū。
東dōng方fāng果guǒ正zhèng來lái西xī域yù,那nǎ個gè妖yāo邪xié敢gǎn出chū頭tóu?东dōng方fāng果guǒ正zhèng来lái西xī域yù,那nǎ个gè妖yāo邪xié敢gǎn出chū头tóu?
孽niè畜chù傷shāng師shī真zhēn可kě恨hèn,管guǎn教jiào時shí下xià命mìng將jiāng休xiū。」孽niè畜chù伤shāng师shī真zhēn可kě恨hèn,管guǎn教jiào时shí下xià命mìng将jiāng休xiū。」
又驚又恨

那nà怪guài聞wén言yán,又yòu驚jīng又yòu恨hèn,咬yǎo著zhe牙yá,跳tiào近jìn前qián來lái,使shǐ鐵tiě杵chǔ望wàng行xíng者zhě就jiù打dǎ。行xíng者zhě輕qīng輕qīng的de用yòng棒bàng架jià住zhù,還hái要yào與yǔ他tā講jiǎng話huà,那nà八bā戒jiè忍rěn不bú住zhù,掣chè鈀pá亂luàn築zhù那nà怪guài的de先xiān鋒fēng。那nà怪guài闻wén言yán,又yòu惊jīng又yòu恨hèn,咬yǎo着zhe牙yá,跳tiào近jìn前qián来lái,使shǐ铁tiě杵chǔ望wàng行xíng者zhě就jiù打dǎ。行xíng者zhě轻qīng轻qīng的de用yòng棒bàng架jià住zhù,还hái要yào与yǔ他tā讲jiǎng话huà,那nà八bā戒jiè忍rěn不bú住zhù,掣chè钯pá乱luàn筑zhù那nà怪guài的de先xiān锋fēng。

真是好殺

先xiān鋒fēng帥shuài眾zhòng齊qí來lái。這zhè一yì場cháng在zài山shān中zhōng平píng地dì處chù混hùn戰zhàn,真zhēn是shì好hǎo殺shā:先xiān锋fēng帅shuài众zhòng齐qí来lái。这zhè一yì场cháng在zài山shān中zhōng平píng地dì处chù混hùn战zhàn,真zhēn是shì好hǎo杀shā:

東dōng土tǔ大dà邦bāng上shàng國guó僧sēng,西xī方fāng極jí樂lè取qǔ真zhēn經jīng。东dōng土tǔ大dà邦bāng上shàng国guó僧sēng,西xī方fāng极jí乐lè取qǔ真zhēn经jīng。
南nán山shān大dà豹bào噴pēn風fēng霧wù,路lù阻zǔ深shēn山shān獨dú顯xiǎn能néng。南nán山shān大dà豹bào喷pēn风fēng雾wù,路lù阻zǔ深shēn山shān独dú显xiǎn能néng。
施shī巧qiǎo計jì,弄nòng乖guāi伶líng,無wú知zhī誤wù捉zhuō大dà唐táng僧sēng。施shī巧qiǎo计jì,弄nòng乖guāi伶líng,无wú知zhī误wù捉zhuō大dà唐táng僧sēng。
塵土紛飛
相xiāng逢féng行xíng者zhě神shén通tōng廣guǎng,更gèng遭zāo八bā戒jiè有yǒu聲shēng名míng。相xiāng逢féng行xíng者zhě神shén通tōng广guǎng,更gèng遭zāo八bā戒jiè有yǒu声shēng名míng。
群qún妖yāo混hùn戰zhàn山shān平píng處chù,塵chén土tǔ紛fēn飛fēi天tiān不bù清qīng。群qún妖yāo混hùn战zhàn山shān平píng处chù,尘chén土tǔ纷fēn飞fēi天tiān不bù清qīng。
那nà陣zhèn上shàng小xiǎo妖yāo呼hū哮xiào,槍qiāng刀dāo亂luàn舉jǔ;這zhè壁bì廂xiāng神shén僧sēng叱chì喝hè,鈀pá棒bàng齊qí興xìng。那nà阵zhèn上shàng小xiǎo妖yāo呼hū哮xiào,枪qiāng刀dāo乱luàn举jǔ;这zhè壁bì厢xiāng神shén僧sēng叱chì喝hè,钯pá棒bàng齐qí兴xìng。
大dà聖shèng英yīng雄xióng無wú敵dí手shǒu,悟wù能néng精jīng壯zhuàng喜xǐ夯hāng來lái。大dà圣shèng英yīng雄xióng无wú敌dí手shǒu,悟wù能néng精jīng壮zhuàng喜xǐ夯hāng来lái。
沒輸贏
南nán禺yú老lǎo怪guài,部bù下xià先xiān鋒fēng,都dōu為wèi唐táng僧sēng一yí塊kuài肉ròu,致zhì令lìng捨shě死sǐ又yòu忘wàng生shēng。南nán禺yú老lǎo怪guài,部bù下xià先xiān锋fēng,都dōu为wèi唐táng僧sēng一yí块kuài肉ròu,致zhì令lìng舍shě死sǐ又yòu忘wàng生shēng。
這zhè兩liǎng個gè因yīn師shī性xìng命mìng成chéng仇chóu隙xì,那nà兩liǎng個gè為wèi要yào唐táng僧sēng忒tè惡è情qíng。这zhè两liǎng个gè因yīn师shī性xìng命mìng成chéng仇chóu隙xì,那nà两liǎng个gè为wèi要yào唐táng僧sēng忒tè恶è情qíng。
往wǎng來lái鬥dòu經jīng多duō半bàn會huì,沖chōng衝chōng撞zhuàng撞zhuàng沒méi輸shū贏yíng。往wǎng来lái斗dòu经jīng多duō半bàn会huì,冲chōng冲chōng撞zhuàng撞zhuàng没méi输shū赢yíng。
分身法

孫sūn大dà聖shèng見jiàn那nà些xiē小xiǎo妖yāo勇yǒng猛měng,連lián打dǎ不bú退tuì,即jí使shǐ個gè分fēn身shēn法fǎ,把bǎ毫háo毛máo拔bá下xià一yì把bǎ,嚼jué在zài口kǒu中zhōng,噴pēn出chū去qù,叫jiào聲shēng:「變biàn!」都dōu變biàn做zuò本běn身shēn模mú樣yàng,一yí個gè使shǐ一yì條tiáo金jīn箍gū棒bàng,從cóng前qián邊biān往wǎng裡lǐ打dǎ進jìn。孙sūn大dà圣shèng见jiàn那nà些xiē小xiǎo妖yāo勇yǒng猛měng,连lián打dǎ不bú退tuì,即jí使shǐ个gè分fēn身shēn法fǎ,把bǎ毫háo毛máo拔bá下xià一yì把bǎ,嚼jué在zài口kǒu中zhōng,喷pēn出chū去qù,叫jiào声shēng:「变biàn!」都dōu变biàn做zuò本běn身shēn模mú样yàng,一yí个gè使shǐ一yì条tiáo金jīn箍gū棒bàng,从cóng前qián边biān往wǎng里lǐ打dǎ进jìn。

不能顧後

那nà一yí二èr百bǎi個gè小xiǎo妖yāo顧gù前qián不bù能néng顧gù後hòu,遮zhē左zuǒ不bù能néng遮zhē右yòu,一yí個gè個gè各gè自zì逃táo生shēng,敗bài走zǒu歸guī洞dòng。這zhè行xíng者zhě與yǔ八bā戒jiè從cóng陣zhèn裡lǐ往wǎng外wài殺shā來lái,可kě憐lián那nà些xiē不bù識shí俊jùn的de妖yāo精jīng搪táng著zhe鈀pá,九jiǔ孔kǒng血xuè出chū;挽wǎn著zhe棒bàng,骨gǔ肉ròu如rú泥ní。那nà一yí二èr百bǎi个gè小xiǎo妖yāo顾gù前qián不bù能néng顾gù后hòu,遮zhē左zuǒ不bù能néng遮zhē右yòu,一yí个gè个gè各gè自zì逃táo生shēng,败bài走zǒu归guī洞dòng。这zhè行xíng者zhě与yǔ八bā戒jiè从cóng阵zhèn里lǐ往wǎng外wài杀shā来lái,可kě怜lián那nà些xiē不bù识shí俊jùn的de妖yāo精jīng搪táng着zhe钯pá,九jiǔ孔kǒng血xuè出chū;挽wǎn着zhe棒bàng,骨gǔ肉ròu如rú泥ní。

鐵背蒼狼

諕xià得de那nà南nán山shān大dà王wáng滾gǔn風fēng生shēng霧wù,得dé命mìng逃táo回huí。那nà先xiān鋒fēng不bù能néng變biàn化huà,早zǎo被bèi行xíng者zhě一yí棒bàng打dǎ倒dǎo,現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,乃nǎi是shì個gè鐵tiě背bèi蒼cāng狼láng怪guài。諕xià得de那nà南nán山shān大dà王wáng滚gǔn风fēng生shēng雾wù,得dé命mìng逃táo回huí。那nà先xiān锋fēng不bù能néng变biàn化huà,早zǎo被bèi行xíng者zhě一yí棒bàng打dǎ倒dǎo,现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,乃nǎi是shì个gè铁tiě背bèi苍cāng狼láng怪guài。

豬牙子

八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián扯chě著zhe腳jiǎo,翻fān過guò來lái看kàn了le道dào:「這zhè廝sī從cóng小xiǎo兒ér也yě不bù知zhī偷tōu了le人rén家jiā多duō少shǎo豬zhū牙yá子zi、羊yáng羔gāo兒ér吃chī了le。」行xíng者zhě將jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu上shàng毫háo毛máo道dào:「獃dāi子zi,不bù可kě遲chí慢màn,快kuài趕gǎn老lǎo怪guài,討tǎo師shī父fù的de命mìng去qù來lái。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián扯chě着zhe脚jiǎo,翻fān过guò来lái看kàn了le道dào:「这zhè厮sī从cóng小xiǎo儿ér也yě不bù知zhī偷tōu了le人rén家jiā多duō少shǎo猪zhū牙yá子zi、羊yáng羔gāo儿ér吃chī了le。」行xíng者zhě将jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu上shàng毫háo毛máo道dào:「呆dāi子zi,不bù可kě迟chí慢màn,快kuài赶gǎn老lǎo怪guài,讨tǎo师shī父fù的de命mìng去qù来lái。」

得勝而回

八bā戒jiè回huí頭tóu,就jiù不bú見jiàn那nà些xiē小xiǎo行xíng者zhě,道dào:「哥gē哥ge的de法fǎ相xiàng兒ér都dōu去qù了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ已yǐ收shōu來lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「妙miào啊a,妙miào啊a!」兩liǎng個gè喜xǐ喜xǐ歡huān歡huān,得dé勝shèng而ér回huí。八bā戒jiè回huí头tóu,就jiù不bú见jiàn那nà些xiē小xiǎo行xíng者zhě,道dào:「哥gē哥ge的de法fǎ相xiàng儿ér都dōu去qù了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ已yǐ收shōu来lái也yě。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「妙miào啊a,妙miào啊a!」两liǎng个gè喜xǐ喜xǐ欢huān欢huān,得dé胜shèng而ér回huí。

把前門堵了

卻què說shuō那nà老lǎo怪guài逃táo了le命mìng回huí洞dòng,吩fēn咐fu小xiǎo妖yāo搬bān石shí塊kuài,挑tiāo土tǔ把bǎ前qián門mén堵dǔ了le。那nà些xiē得dé命mìng的de小xiǎo妖yāo,一yí個gè個gè戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de,把bǎ門mén都dōu堵dǔ了le,再zài不bù敢gǎn出chū頭tóu。却què说shuō那nà老lǎo怪guài逃táo了le命mìng回huí洞dòng,吩fēn咐fu小xiǎo妖yāo搬bān石shí块kuài,挑tiāo土tǔ把bǎ前qián门mén堵dǔ了le。那nà些xiē得dé命mìng的de小xiǎo妖yāo,一yí个gè个gè战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de,把bǎ门mén都dōu堵dǔ了le,再zài不bù敢gǎn出chū头tóu。

莫費氣力

這zhè行xíng者zhě引yǐn八bā戒jiè,趕gǎn至zhì門mén首shǒu吆yāo喝hè,內nèi無wú人rén答dá應yìng。八bā戒jiè使shǐ鈀pá築zhù時shí,莫mò想xiǎng得de動dòng。行xíng者zhě知zhī之zhī,道dào:「八bā戒jiè,莫mò費fèi氣qì力lì,他tā把bǎ門mén已yǐ堵dǔ了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「堵dǔ了le門mén,師shī仇chóu怎zěn報bào?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě回huí上shàng墓mù前qián,看kàn看kàn沙shā僧sēng去qù。」这zhè行xíng者zhě引yǐn八bā戒jiè,赶gǎn至zhì门mén首shǒu吆yāo喝hè,内nèi无wú人rén答dá应yìng。八bā戒jiè使shǐ钯pá筑zhù时shí,莫mò想xiǎng得de动dòng。行xíng者zhě知zhī之zhī,道dào:「八bā戒jiè,莫mò费fèi气qì力lì,他tā把bǎ门mén已yǐ堵dǔ了le。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「堵dǔ了le门mén,师shī仇chóu怎zěn报bào?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě回huí上shàng墓mù前qián,看kàn看kàn沙shā僧sēng去qù。」

苦命的師父

二èr人rén復fù至zhì本běn處chù,見jiàn沙shā僧sēng還hái哭kū哩li。八bā戒jiè越yuè發fā傷shāng悲bēi,丟diū了le鈀pá,伏fú在zài墳fén上shàng,手shǒu撲pū著zhe土tǔ哭kū道dào:「苦kǔ命mìng的de師shī父fù啊a!遠yuǎn鄉xiāng的de師shī父fù啊a!那nǎ裡lǐ再zài得dé見jiàn你nǐ耶yé!」二èr人rén复fù至zhì本běn处chù,见jiàn沙shā僧sēng还hái哭kū哩li。八bā戒jiè越yuè发fā伤shāng悲bēi,丢diū了le钯pá,伏fú在zài坟fén上shàng,手shǒu扑pū着zhe土tǔ哭kū道dào:「苦kǔ命mìng的de师shī父fù啊a!远yuǎn乡xiāng的de师shī父fù啊a!那nǎ里lǐ再zài得dé见jiàn你nǐ耶yé!」

有個後門

行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,且qiě莫mò悲bēi切qiè。這zhè妖yāo精jīng把bǎ前qián門mén堵dǔ了le,一yí定dìng有yǒu個gè後hòu門mén出chū入rù。你nǐ兩liǎng個gè只zhǐ在zài此cǐ間jiān,等děng我wǒ再zài去qù尋xún看kàn。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,且qiě莫mò悲bēi切qiè。这zhè妖yāo精jīng把bǎ前qián门mén堵dǔ了le,一yí定dìng有yǒu个gè后hòu门mén出chū入rù。你nǐ两liǎng个gè只zhǐ在zài此cǐ间jiān,等děng我wǒ再zài去qù寻xún看kàn。」

我自有手段

八bā戒jiè滴dī淚lèi道dào:「哥gē啊a,仔zǐ細xì著zhe,莫mò連lián你nǐ也yě撈lāo去qù了le,我wǒ們men不bù好hǎo哭kū得de:哭kū一yì聲shēng師shī父fù,哭kū一yì聲shēng師shī兄xiōng,就jiù要yào哭kū得de亂luàn了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「沒méi事shì,我wǒ自zì有yǒu手shǒu段duàn。」八bā戒jiè滴dī泪lèi道dào:「哥gē啊a,仔zǐ细xì着zhe,莫mò连lián你nǐ也yě捞lāo去qù了le,我wǒ们men不bù好hǎo哭kū得de:哭kū一yì声shēng师shī父fù,哭kū一yì声shēng师shī兄xiōng,就jiù要yào哭kū得de乱luàn了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「没méi事shì,我wǒ自zì有yǒu手shǒu段duàn。」

潺潺水響

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,收shōu了le棒bàng,束shù束shù裙qún,拽yè開kāi步bù,轉zhuǎn過guò山shān坡pō,忽hū聽tīng得dé潺chán潺chán水shuǐ響xiǎng。且qiě回huí頭tóu看kàn處chù,原yuán來lái是shì澗jiàn中zhōng水shuǐ響xiǎng,上shàng溜liù頭tóu沖chōng泄xiè下xià來lái。又yòu見jiàn澗jiàn那nà邊biān有yǒu座zuò門mén兒ér,門mén左zuǒ邊biān有yǒu一yí個gè出chū水shuǐ的de暗àn溝gōu。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,收shōu了le棒bàng,束shù束shù裙qún,拽yè开kāi步bù,转zhuǎn过guò山shān坡pō,忽hū听tīng得dé潺chán潺chán水shuǐ响xiǎng。且qiě回huí头tóu看kàn处chù,原yuán来lái是shì涧jiàn中zhōng水shuǐ响xiǎng,上shàng溜liù头tóu冲chōng泄xiè下xià来lái。又yòu见jiàn涧jiàn那nà边biān有yǒu座zuò门mén儿ér,门mén左zuǒ边biān有yǒu一yí个gè出chū水shuǐ的de暗àn沟gōu。

個水蛇兒

他tā道dào:「不bù消xiāo講jiǎng!那nà就jiù是shì後hòu門mén了le。若ruò要yào是shì原yuán嘴zuǐ臉liǎn,恐kǒng有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo開kāi門mén看kàn見jiàn認rèn得dé,等děng我wǒ變biàn作zuò個gè水shuǐ蛇shé兒ér過guò去qù。且qiě住zhù,變biàn水shuǐ蛇shé恐kǒng師shī父fù的de陰yīn靈líng兒ér知zhī道dào,怪guài我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén變biàn蛇shé纏chán長cháng。他tā道dào:「不bù消xiāo讲jiǎng!那nà就jiù是shì后hòu门mén了le。若ruò要yào是shì原yuán嘴zuǐ脸liǎn,恐kǒng有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo开kāi门mén看kàn见jiàn认rèn得dé,等děng我wǒ变biàn作zuò个gè水shuǐ蛇shé儿ér过guò去qù。且qiě住zhù,变biàn水shuǐ蛇shé恐kǒng师shī父fù的de阴yīn灵líng儿ér知zhī道dào,怪guài我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén变biàn蛇shé缠chán长cháng。

個水老鼠

變biàn作zuò個gè小xiǎo螃páng蟹xiè兒ér過guò去qù罷ba。也yě不bù好hǎo,恐kǒng師shī父fù怪guài我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén腳jiǎo多duō。」即jí變biàn做zuò一yí個gè水shuǐ老lǎo鼠shǔ,颼sōu的de一yì聲shēng攛cuān過guò去qù,從cóng那nà出chū水shuǐ的de溝gōu中zhōng,鑽zuān至zhì裡lǐ面miàn天tiān井jǐng中zhōng。变biàn作zuò个gè小xiǎo螃páng蟹xiè儿ér过guò去qù罢ba。也yě不bù好hǎo,恐kǒng师shī父fù怪guài我wǒ出chū家jiā人rén脚jiǎo多duō。」即jí变biàn做zuò一yí个gè水shuǐ老lǎo鼠shǔ,飕sōu的de一yì声shēng撺cuān过guò去qù,从cóng那nà出chū水shuǐ的de沟gōu中zhōng,钻zuān至zhì里lǐ面miàn天tiān井jǐng中zhōng。

人肉巴子

探tàn著zhe頭tóu兒ér觀guān看kàn,只zhǐ見jiàn那nà向xiàng陽yáng處chù有yǒu個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,拿ná些xiē人rén肉ròu巴bā子zi,一yí塊kuài塊kuài的de理lǐ著zhe晒shài哩li。行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de兒ér啊a,那nà想xiǎng是shì師shī父fù的de肉ròu吃chī不bù了liǎo,晒shài乾gān巴bā子zi防fáng天tiān陰yīn的de。探tàn着zhe头tóu儿ér观guān看kàn,只zhǐ见jiàn那nà向xiàng阳yáng处chù有yǒu个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,拿ná些xiē人rén肉ròu巴bā子zi,一yí块kuài块kuài的de理lǐ着zhe晒shài哩li。行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ的de儿ér啊a,那nà想xiǎng是shì师shī父fù的de肉ròu吃chī不bù了liǎo,晒shài干gān巴bā子zi防fáng天tiān阴yīn的de。

有勇無謀

我wǒ要yào現xiàn本běn相xiàng,趕gǎn上shàng前qián,一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ殺shā,顯xiǎn得de我wǒ有yǒu勇yǒng無wú謀móu。且qiě再zài變biàn化huà進jìn去qù,尋xún那nà老lǎo怪guài,看kàn是shì何hé如rú。」跳tiào出chū溝gōu,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn做zuò個gè有yǒu翅chì的de螞mǎ蟻yǐ兒ér。我wǒ要yào现xiàn本běn相xiàng,赶gǎn上shàng前qián,一yí棍gùn子zi打dǎ杀shā,显xiǎn得de我wǒ有yǒu勇yǒng无wú谋móu。且qiě再zài变biàn化huà进jìn去qù,寻xún那nà老lǎo怪guài,看kàn是shì何hé如rú。」跳tiào出chū沟gōu,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn做zuò个gè有yǒu翅chì的de蚂mǎ蚁yǐ儿ér。

力微身小

真zhēn個gè是shì:真zhēn个gè是shì:

力lì微wēi身shēn小xiǎo號hào玄xuán駒jū,日rì久jiǔ藏cáng修xiū有yǒu翅chì飛fēi。力lì微wēi身shēn小xiǎo号hào玄xuán驹jū,日rì久jiǔ藏cáng修xiū有yǒu翅chì飞fēi。
閑xián渡dù橋qiáo邊biān排pái陣zhèn勢shì,喜xǐ來lái床chuáng下xià鬥dòu仙xiān機jī。闲xián渡dù桥qiáo边biān排pái阵zhèn势shì,喜xǐ来lái床chuáng下xià斗dòu仙xiān机jī。
善shàn知zhī雨yǔ至zhì常cháng封fēng穴xué,壘lěi積jī塵chén多duō遂suì作zuò灰huī。善shàn知zhī雨yǔ至zhì常cháng封fēng穴xué,垒lěi积jī尘chén多duō遂suì作zuò灰huī。
巧qiǎo巧qiǎo輕qīng輕qīng能néng爽shuǎng利lì,幾jǐ番fān不bù覺jué過guò柴chái扉fēi。巧qiǎo巧qiǎo轻qīng轻qīng能néng爽shuǎng利lì,几jǐ番fān不bù觉jué过guò柴chái扉fēi。
萬千之喜

他tā展zhǎn開kāi翅chì,無wú聲shēng無wú影yǐng,一yì直zhí飛fēi入rù中zhōng堂táng。只zhǐ見jiàn那nà老lǎo怪guài煩fán煩fán惱nǎo惱nǎo正zhèng坐zuò,有yǒu一yí個gè小xiǎo妖yāo從cóng後hòu面miàn跳tiào將jiāng來lái報bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,萬wàn千qiān之zhī喜xǐ。」老lǎo妖yāo道dào:「喜xǐ從cóng何hé來lái?」他tā展zhǎn开kāi翅chì,无wú声shēng无wú影yǐng,一yì直zhí飞fēi入rù中zhōng堂táng。只zhǐ见jiàn那nà老lǎo怪guài烦fán烦fán恼nǎo恼nǎo正zhèng坐zuò,有yǒu一yí个gè小xiǎo妖yāo从cóng后hòu面miàn跳tiào将jiāng来lái报bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,万wàn千qiān之zhī喜xǐ。」老lǎo妖yāo道dào:「喜xǐ从cóng何hé来lái?」

拜墳痛哭

小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「我wǒ才cái在zài後hòu門mén外wài澗jiàn頭tóu上shàng探tàn看kàn,忽hū聽tīng得dé有yǒu人rén大dà哭kū。即jí𧿼guā上shàng峰fēng頭tóu望wàng望wàng,原yuán來lái是shì豬zhū八bā戒jiè、孫sūn行xíng者zhě、沙shā和hé尚shàng在zài那nà裡lǐ拜bài墳fén痛tòng哭kū。小xiǎo妖yāo道dào:「我wǒ才cái在zài后hòu门mén外wài涧jiàn头tóu上shàng探tàn看kàn,忽hū听tīng得dé有yǒu人rén大dà哭kū。即jí𧿼guā上shàng峰fēng头tóu望wàng望wàng,原yuán来lái是shì猪zhū八bā戒jiè、孙sūn行xíng者zhě、沙shā和hé尚shàng在zài那nà里lǐ拜bài坟fén痛tòng哭kū。

未曾吃哩

想xiǎng是shì把bǎ那nà個gè人rén頭tóu認rèn做zuò唐táng僧sēng的de頭tóu葬zàng下xià,掆gāng作zuò墳fén墓mù哭kū哩li。」行xíng者zhě在zài暗àn中zhōng聽tīng說shuō,心xīn內nèi歡huān喜xǐ道dào:「若ruò出chū此cǐ言yán,我wǒ師shī父fù還hái藏cáng在zài那nà裡lǐ,未wèi曾céng吃chī哩li。等děng我wǒ再zài去qù尋xún尋xún,看kàn死sǐ活huó如rú何hé,再zài與yǔ他tā說shuō話huà。」想xiǎng是shì把bǎ那nà个gè人rén头tóu认rèn做zuò唐táng僧sēng的de头tóu葬zàng下xià,掆gāng作zuò坟fén墓mù哭kū哩li。」行xíng者zhě在zài暗àn中zhōng听tīng说shuō,心xīn内nèi欢huān喜xǐ道dào:「若ruò出chū此cǐ言yán,我wǒ师shī父fù还hái藏cáng在zài那nà里lǐ,未wèi曾céng吃chī哩li。等děng我wǒ再zài去qù寻xún寻xún,看kàn死sǐ活huó如rú何hé,再zài与yǔ他tā说shuō话huà。」

聽得悲聲

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,飛fēi在zài中zhōng堂táng,東dōng張zhāng西xī看kàn,見jiàn傍páng邊biān有yǒu個gè小xiǎo門mén兒ér,關guān得de甚shèn緊jǐn。即jí從cóng門mén縫fèng兒ér裡lǐ鑽zuān去qù看kàn時shí,原yuán是shì個gè大dà園yuán子zi,隱yǐn隱yǐn的de聽tīng得dé悲bēi聲shēng。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,飞fēi在zài中zhōng堂táng,东dōng张zhāng西xī看kàn,见jiàn傍páng边biān有yǒu个gè小xiǎo门mén儿ér,关guān得de甚shèn紧jǐn。即jí从cóng门mén缝fèng儿ér里lǐ钻zuān去qù看kàn时shí,原yuán是shì个gè大dà园yuán子zi,隐yǐn隐yǐn的de听tīng得dé悲bēi声shēng。

一叢大樹

徑jìng飛fēi入rù深shēn處chù,但dàn見jiàn一yì叢cóng大dà樹shù,樹shù底dǐ下xià綁bǎng著zhe兩liǎng個gè人rén,一yí個gè正zhèng是shì唐táng僧sēng。行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le,心xīn癢yǎng難nán撓náo,忍rěn不bú住zhù,現xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,近jìn前qián叫jiào聲shēng:「師shī父fù。」径jìng飞fēi入rù深shēn处chù,但dàn见jiàn一yì丛cóng大dà树shù,树shù底dǐ下xià绑bǎng着zhe两liǎng个gè人rén,一yí个gè正zhèng是shì唐táng僧sēng。行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le,心xīn痒yǎng难nán挠náo,忍rěn不bú住zhù,现xiàn了le本běn相xiàng,近jìn前qián叫jiào声shēng:「师shī父fù。」

快救我一救

那nà長zhǎng老lǎo認rèn得dé,滴dī淚lèi道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ來lái了le?快kuài救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù。悟wù空kōng,悟wù空kōng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù莫mò只zhǐ管guǎn叫jiào名míng字zì:面miàn前qián有yǒu人rén,怕pà走zǒu了le風fēng汛xùn。你nǐ既jì有yǒu命mìng,我wǒ可kě救jiù得de你nǐ。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo认rèn得dé,滴dī泪lèi道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ来lái了le?快kuài救jiù我wǒ一yí救jiù。悟wù空kōng,悟wù空kōng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù莫mò只zhǐ管guǎn叫jiào名míng字zì:面miàn前qián有yǒu人rén,怕pà走zǒu了le风fēng汛xùn。你nǐ既jì有yǒu命mìng,我wǒ可kě救jiù得de你nǐ。

恨苦相持

那nà怪guài只zhǐ說shuō已yǐ將jiāng你nǐ吃chī了le,拿ná個gè假jiǎ人rén頭tóu哄hǒng我wǒ,我wǒ們men與yǔ他tā恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng持chí。師shī父fù放fàng心xīn,且qiě再zài熬áo熬áo兒ér,等děng我wǒ把bǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng弄nòng倒dǎo,方fāng好hǎo來lái解jiě救jiù。」那nà怪guài只zhǐ说shuō已yǐ将jiāng你nǐ吃chī了le,拿ná个gè假jiǎ人rén头tóu哄hǒng我wǒ,我wǒ们men与yǔ他tā恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng持chí。师shī父fù放fàng心xīn,且qiě再zài熬áo熬áo儿ér,等děng我wǒ把bǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng弄nòng倒dǎo,方fāng好hǎo来lái解jiě救jiù。」

紛紛嚷嚷

大dà聖shèng念niàn聲shēng咒zhòu語yǔ,卻què又yòu搖yáo身shēn還hái變biàn做zuò個gè螞mǎ蟻yǐ兒ér,復fù入rù中zhōng堂táng,丁dīng在zài正zhèng梁liáng之zhī上shàng。只zhǐ見jiàn那nà些xiē未wèi傷shāng命mìng的de小xiǎo妖yāo簇cù簇cù攢cuán攢cuán,紛fēn紛fēn嚷rǎng嚷rǎng。大dà圣shèng念niàn声shēng咒zhòu语yǔ,却què又yòu摇yáo身shēn还hái变biàn做zuò个gè蚂mǎ蚁yǐ儿ér,复fù入rù中zhōng堂táng,丁dīng在zài正zhèng梁liáng之zhī上shàng。只zhǐ见jiàn那nà些xiē未wèi伤shāng命mìng的de小xiǎo妖yāo簇cù簇cù攒cuán攒cuán,纷fēn纷fēn嚷rǎng嚷rǎng。

死心塌地

內nèi中zhōng忽hū跳tiào出chū一yí個gè小xiǎo妖yāo,告gào道dào:「大dà王wáng,他tā們men見jiàn堵dǔ了le門mén,攻gōng打dǎ不bù開kāi,死sǐ心xīn塌tā地dì,捨shě了le唐táng僧sēng,將jiāng假jiǎ人rén頭tóu弄nòng做zuò個gè墳fén墓mù。今jīn日rì哭kū一yí日rì,明míng日rì再zài哭kū一yí日rì,後hòu日rì復fù了le三sān,好hǎo道dào回huí去qù。内nèi中zhōng忽hū跳tiào出chū一yí个gè小xiǎo妖yāo,告gào道dào:「大dà王wáng,他tā们men见jiàn堵dǔ了le门mén,攻gōng打dǎ不bù开kāi,死sǐ心xīn塌tā地dì,舍shě了le唐táng僧sēng,将jiāng假jiǎ人rén头tóu弄nòng做zuò个gè坟fén墓mù。今jīn日rì哭kū一yí日rì,明míng日rì再zài哭kū一yí日rì,后hòu日rì复fù了le三sān,好hǎo道dào回huí去qù。

延年長壽

打dǎ聽tīng得dé他tā們men散sàn了le啊a,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng拿ná出chū來lái,碎suì劖chán碎suì剁duò,把bǎ些xiē大dà料liào煎jiān了le,香xiāng噴pēn噴pēn的de大dà家jiā吃chī一yí塊kuài兒ér,也yě得dé個gè延yán年nián長cháng壽shòu。」又yòu一yí個gè小xiǎo妖yāo拍pāi著zhe手shǒu道dào:「莫mò說shuō,莫mò說shuō,還hái是shì蒸zhēng了le吃chī的de有yǒu味wèi。」打dǎ听tīng得dé他tā们men散sàn了le啊a,把bǎ唐táng僧sēng拿ná出chū来lái,碎suì劖chán碎suì剁duò,把bǎ些xiē大dà料liào煎jiān了le,香xiāng喷pēn喷pēn的de大dà家jiā吃chī一yí块kuài儿ér,也yě得dé个gè延yán年nián长cháng寿shòu。」又yòu一yí个gè小xiǎo妖yāo拍pāi着zhe手shǒu道dào:「莫mò说shuō,莫mò说shuō,还hái是shì蒸zhēng了le吃chī的de有yǒu味wèi。」

還省柴

又yòu一yí個gè說shuō:「煮zhǔ了le吃chī,還hái省shěng柴chái。」又yòu一yí個gè道dào:「他tā本běn是shì個gè稀xī奇qí之zhī物wù,還hái著zhuó些xiē鹽yán兒ér醃yān醃yān,吃chī得de長cháng久jiǔ。」行xíng者zhě在zài那nà梁liáng中zhōng聽tīng見jiàn,心xīn中zhōng大dà怒nù道dào:「我wǒ師shī父fù與yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén毒dú情qíng,這zhè般bān算suàn計jì吃chī他tā?」又yòu一yí个gè说shuō:「煮zhǔ了le吃chī,还hái省shěng柴chái。」又yòu一yí个gè道dào:「他tā本běn是shì个gè稀xī奇qí之zhī物wù,还hái着zhuó些xiē盐yán儿ér腌yān腌yān,吃chī得de长cháng久jiǔ。」行xíng者zhě在zài那nà梁liáng中zhōng听tīng见jiàn,心xīn中zhōng大dà怒nù道dào:「我wǒ师shī父fù与yǔ你nǐ有yǒu甚shén毒dú情qíng,这zhè般bān算suàn计jì吃chī他tā?」

瞌睡蟲兒

即jí將jiāng毫háo毛máo拔bá了le一yì把bǎ,口kǒu中zhōng嚼jué碎suì,輕qīng輕qīng吹chuī出chū,暗àn念niàn咒zhòu語yǔ,都dōu教jiào變biàn做zuò瞌kē睡shuì蟲chóng兒ér,往wǎng那nà眾zhòng妖yāo臉liǎn上shàng拋pāo去qù。一yí個gè個gè鑽zuān入rù鼻bí中zhōng,小xiǎo妖yāo漸jiàn漸jiàn打dǎ盹dǔn,不bú一yì時shí都dōu睡shuì倒dǎo了le。即jí将jiāng毫háo毛máo拔bá了le一yì把bǎ,口kǒu中zhōng嚼jué碎suì,轻qīng轻qīng吹chuī出chū,暗àn念niàn咒zhòu语yǔ,都dōu教jiào变biàn做zuò瞌kē睡shuì虫chóng儿ér,往wǎng那nà众zhòng妖yāo脸liǎn上shàng抛pāo去qù。一yí个gè个gè钻zuān入rù鼻bí中zhōng,小xiǎo妖yāo渐jiàn渐jiàn打dǎ盹dǔn,不bú一yì时shí都dōu睡shuì倒dǎo了le。

雙掭燈

只zhǐ有yǒu那nà個gè老lǎo妖yāo睡shuì不bù穩wěn,他tā兩liǎng隻zhī手shǒu揉róu頭tóu搓cuō臉liǎn,不bú住zhù的de打dǎ涕tì噴pēn,捏niē鼻bí子zi。行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò是shì他tā曉xiǎo得dé了le?與yǔ他tā個gè雙shuāng掭tiàn燈dēng。」又yòu拔bá一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,依yī母mǔ兒ér做zuò了le,拋pāo在zài他tā臉liǎn上shàng,鑽zuān於yú鼻bí孔kǒng內nèi。只zhǐ有yǒu那nà个gè老lǎo妖yāo睡shuì不bù稳wěn,他tā两liǎng只zhī手shǒu揉róu头tóu搓cuō脸liǎn,不bú住zhù的de打dǎ涕tì喷pēn,捏niē鼻bí子zi。行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò是shì他tā晓xiǎo得dé了le?与yǔ他tā个gè双shuāng掭tiàn灯dēng。」又yòu拔bá一yì根gēn毫háo毛máo,依yī母mǔ儿ér做zuò了le,抛pāo在zài他tā脸liǎn上shàng,钻zuān于yú鼻bí孔kǒng内nèi。

從左進

兩liǎng個gè蟲chóng兒ér,一yí個gè從cóng左zuǒ進jìn,一yí個gè從cóng右yòu入rù。那nà老lǎo妖yāo𧿼guā起qǐ來lái,伸shēn伸shēn腰yāo,打dǎ兩liǎng個gè啊a欠qiàn,呼hū呼hū的de也yě睡shuì倒dǎo了le。两liǎng个gè虫chóng儿ér,一yí个gè从cóng左zuǒ进jìn,一yí个gè从cóng右yòu入rù。那nà老lǎo妖yāo𧿼guā起qǐ来lái,伸shēn伸shēn腰yāo,打dǎ两liǎng个gè啊a欠qiàn,呼hū呼hū的de也yě睡shuì倒dǎo了le。

鴨蛋粗細

行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ,才cái跳tiào下xià來lái,現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng。耳ěr朵duo裡lǐ取qǔ出chū棒bàng來lái,幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,有yǒu鴨yā蛋dàn粗cū細xì,噹dāng的de一yì聲shēng,把bǎ旁páng門mén打dǎ破pò,跑pǎo至zhì後hòu園yuán,高gāo叫jiào:「師shī父fù!」行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ,才cái跳tiào下xià来lái,现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng。耳ěr朵duo里lǐ取qǔ出chū棒bàng来lái,幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,有yǒu鸭yā蛋dàn粗cū细xì,当dāng的de一yì声shēng,把bǎ旁páng门mén打dǎ破pò,跑pǎo至zhì后hòu园yuán,高gāo叫jiào:「师shī父fù!」

打殺妖精

長zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「徒tú弟dì,快kuài來lái解jiě解jiě繩shéng兒ér,綁bǎng壞huài我wǒ了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù不bú要yào忙máng,等děng我wǒ打dǎ殺shā妖yāo精jīng,再zài來lái解jiě你nǐ。」急jí抽chōu身shēn跑pǎo至zhì中zhōng堂táng,正zhèng舉jǔ棍gùn要yào打dǎ,又yòu滯zhì住zhù手shǒu道dào:「不bù好hǎo,等děng解jiě了le師shī父fù來lái打dǎ。」长zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「徒tú弟dì,快kuài来lái解jiě解jiě绳shéng儿ér,绑bǎng坏huài我wǒ了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù不bú要yào忙máng,等děng我wǒ打dǎ杀shā妖yāo精jīng,再zài来lái解jiě你nǐ。」急jí抽chōu身shēn跑pǎo至zhì中zhōng堂táng,正zhèng举jǔ棍gùn要yào打dǎ,又yòu滞zhì住zhù手shǒu道dào:「不bù好hǎo,等děng解jiě了le师shī父fù来lái打dǎ。」

跳跳舞舞

復fù至zhì園yuán中zhōng,又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「等děng打dǎ了le來lái救jiù。」如rú此cǐ者zhě兩liǎng三sān番fān,卻què才cái跳tiào跳tiào舞wǔ舞wǔ的de到dào園yuán裡lǐ。長zhǎng老lǎo見jiàn了le,悲bēi中zhōng作zuò喜xǐ道dào:「猴hóu兒ér,想xiǎng是shì看kàn見jiàn我wǒ不bù曾céng傷shāng命mìng,所suǒ以yǐ歡huān喜xǐ得de沒méi是shì處chù,故gù這zhè等děng作zuò跳tiào舞wǔ也yě?」复fù至zhì园yuán中zhōng,又yòu思sī量liáng道dào:「等děng打dǎ了le来lái救jiù。」如rú此cǐ者zhě两liǎng三sān番fān,却què才cái跳tiào跳tiào舞wǔ舞wǔ的de到dào园yuán里lǐ。长zhǎng老lǎo见jiàn了le,悲bēi中zhōng作zuò喜xǐ道dào:「猴hóu儿ér,想xiǎng是shì看kàn见jiàn我wǒ不bù曾céng伤shāng命mìng,所suǒ以yǐ欢huān喜xǐ得de没méi是shì处chù,故gù这zhè等děng作zuò跳tiào舞wǔ也yě?」

捨大慈悲

行xíng者zhě才cái至zhì前qián,將jiāng繩shéng解jiě了le,挽wǎn著zhe師shī父fù就jiù走zǒu。又yòu聽tīng得dé對duì面miàn樹shù上shàng綁bǎng的de人rén叫jiào道dào:「老lǎo爺yé捨shě大dà慈cí悲bēi,也yě救jiù我wǒ一yí命mìng。」長zhǎng老lǎo立lì定dìng身shēn,叫jiào:「悟wù空kōng,那nà個gè人rén也yě解jiě他tā一yì解jiě。」行xíng者zhě才cái至zhì前qián,将jiāng绳shéng解jiě了le,挽wǎn着zhe师shī父fù就jiù走zǒu。又yòu听tīng得dé对duì面miàn树shù上shàng绑bǎng的de人rén叫jiào道dào:「老lǎo爷yé舍shě大dà慈cí悲bēi,也yě救jiù我wǒ一yí命mìng。」长zhǎng老lǎo立lì定dìng身shēn,叫jiào:「悟wù空kōng,那nà个gè人rén也yě解jiě他tā一yì解jiě。」

個盡孝的

行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì甚shén麼me人rén?」長zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「他tā比bǐ我wǒ先xiān拿ná進jìn一yí日rì。他tā是shì個gè樵qiáo子zi,說shuō有yǒu母mǔ親qīn年nián老lǎo,甚shèn是shì思sī想xiǎng,倒dào是shì個gè盡jìn孝xiào的de,一yì發fā連lián他tā都dōu救jiù了le罷ba。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā是shì甚shén么me人rén?」长zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「他tā比bǐ我wǒ先xiān拿ná进jìn一yí日rì。他tā是shì个gè樵qiáo子zi,说shuō有yǒu母mǔ亲qīn年nián老lǎo,甚shèn是shì思sī想xiǎng,倒dào是shì个gè尽jìn孝xiào的de,一yì发fā连lián他tā都dōu救jiù了le罢ba。」

過了陡澗

行xíng者zhě依yī言yán,也yě解jiě了le繩shéng索suǒ,一yì同tóng帶dài出chū後hòu門mén,𧿼guā上shàng石shí崖yá,過guò了le陡dǒu澗jiàn。長zhǎng老lǎo謝xiè道dào:「賢xián徒tú,虧kuī你nǐ救jiù了le他tā與yǔ我wǒ命mìng。悟wù能néng、悟wù淨jìng都dōu在zài何hé處chù?」行xíng者zhě依yī言yán,也yě解jiě了le绳shéng索suǒ,一yì同tóng带dài出chū后hòu门mén,𧿼guā上shàng石shí崖yá,过guò了le陡dǒu涧jiàn。长zhǎng老lǎo谢xiè道dào:「贤xián徒tú,亏kuī你nǐ救jiù了le他tā与yǔ我wǒ命mìng。悟wù能néng、悟wù净jìng都dōu在zài何hé处chù?」

來顯魂哩

行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā兩liǎng個gè都dōu在zài那nà裡lǐ哭kū你nǐ哩li。你nǐ可kě叫jiào他tā一yì聲shēng。」長zhǎng老lǎo果guǒ厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「八bā戒jiè,八bā戒jiè。」那nà獃dāi子zi哭kū得de昏hūn頭tóu昏hūn腦nǎo的de,揩kāi揩kāi鼻bí涕tì眼yǎn淚lèi道dào:「沙shā和hé尚shàng,師shī父fù回huí家jiā來lái顯xiǎn魂hún哩li,在zài那nà裡lǐ叫jiào我wǒ們men不bú是shì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā两liǎng个gè都dōu在zài那nà里lǐ哭kū你nǐ哩li。你nǐ可kě叫jiào他tā一yì声shēng。」长zhǎng老lǎo果guǒ厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「八bā戒jiè,八bā戒jiè。」那nà呆dāi子zi哭kū得de昏hūn头tóu昏hūn脑nǎo的de,揩kāi揩kāi鼻bí涕tì眼yǎn泪lèi道dào:「沙shā和hé尚shàng,师shī父fù回huí家jiā来lái显xiǎn魂hún哩li,在zài那nà里lǐ叫jiào我wǒ们men不bú是shì?」

受了多少苦

行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián,喝hè了le一yì聲shēng道dào:「夯hāng貨huò,顯xiǎn甚shén麼me魂hún?這zhè不bú是shì師shī父fù來lái了le?」那nà沙shā僧sēng擡tái頭tóu見jiàn了le,忙máng忙máng跪guì在zài面miàn前qián道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ受shòu了le多duō少shǎo苦kǔ啊a!哥gē哥ge怎zěn生shēng救jiù得de你nǐ來lái也yě?」行xíng者zhě把bǎ上shàng項xiàng事shì說shuō了le一yí遍biàn。行xíng者zhě上shàng前qián,喝hè了le一yì声shēng道dào:「夯hāng货huò,显xiǎn甚shén么me魂hún?这zhè不bú是shì师shī父fù来lái了le?」那nà沙shā僧sēng抬tái头tóu见jiàn了le,忙máng忙máng跪guì在zài面miàn前qián道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ受shòu了le多duō少shǎo苦kǔ啊a!哥gē哥ge怎zěn生shēng救jiù得de你nǐ来lái也yě?」行xíng者zhě把bǎ上shàng项xiàng事shì说shuō了le一yí遍biàn。

一頓築倒

八bā戒jiè聞wén言yán,咬yǎo牙yá恨hèn齒chǐ,忍rěn不bú住zhù舉jǔ起qǐ鈀pá把bǎ那nà墳fén塚zhǒng一yí頓dùn築zhù倒dǎo,掘jué出chū那nà人rén頭tóu,一yí頓dùn築zhù得de稀xī爛làn。唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ築zhù他tā為wèi何hé?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「師shī父fù啊a,不bù知zhī他tā是shì那nǎ家jiā的de亡wáng人rén,教jiào我wǒ朝cháo著zhe他tā哭kū。」八bā戒jiè闻wén言yán,咬yǎo牙yá恨hèn齿chǐ,忍rěn不bú住zhù举jǔ起qǐ钯pá把bǎ那nà坟fén冢zhǒng一yí顿dùn筑zhù倒dǎo,掘jué出chū那nà人rén头tóu,一yí顿dùn筑zhù得de稀xī烂làn。唐táng僧sēng道dào:「你nǐ筑zhù他tā为wèi何hé?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「师shī父fù啊a,不bù知zhī他tā是shì那nǎ家jiā的de亡wáng人rén,教jiào我wǒ朝cháo着zhe他tā哭kū。」

拿他來搪塞

長zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「虧kuī他tā救jiù了le我wǒ命mìng哩li。你nǐ兄xiōng弟dì們men打dǎ上shàng他tā門mén,嚷rǎng著zhe要yào我wǒ,想xiǎng是shì拿ná他tā來lái搪táng塞sè;不bù然rán啊a,就jiù殺shā了le我wǒ也yě。還hái把bǎ他tā埋mái一yì埋mái,見jiàn我wǒ們men出chū家jiā人rén之zhī意yì。」长zhǎng老lǎo道dào:「亏kuī他tā救jiù了le我wǒ命mìng哩li。你nǐ兄xiōng弟dì们men打dǎ上shàng他tā门mén,嚷rǎng着zhe要yào我wǒ,想xiǎng是shì拿ná他tā来lái搪táng塞sè;不bù然rán啊a,就jiù杀shā了le我wǒ也yě。还hái把bǎ他tā埋mái一yì埋mái,见jiàn我wǒ们men出chū家jiā人rén之zhī意yì。」

起個墳墓

那nà獃dāi子zi聽tīng長zhǎng老lǎo此cǐ言yán,遂suì將jiāng一yì包bāo稀xī爛làn骨gǔ肉ròu埋mái下xià,也yě掆gāng起qǐ個gè墳fén墓mù。那nà呆dāi子zi听tīng长zhǎng老lǎo此cǐ言yán,遂suì将jiāng一yì包bāo稀xī烂làn骨gǔ肉ròu埋mái下xià,也yě掆gāng起qǐ个gè坟fén墓mù。

剿除去來

行xíng者zhě卻què笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ請qǐng略lüè坐zuò坐zuò,等děng我wǒ剿jiǎo除chú去qù來lái。」行xíng者zhě却què笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ请qǐng略lüè坐zuò坐zuò,等děng我wǒ剿jiǎo除chú去qù来lái。」

四馬攢蹄

即jí又yòu跳tiào下xià石shí崖yá,過guò澗jiàn入rù洞dòng,把bǎ那nà綁bǎng唐táng僧sēng與yǔ樵qiáo子zi的de繩shéng索suǒ拿ná入rù中zhōng堂táng,那nà老lǎo妖yāo還hái睡shuì著zhe了le,即jí將jiāng他tā四sì馬mǎ攢cuán蹄tí綑kǔn倒dǎo,使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng掬jū起qǐ來lái,握wò在zài肩jiān上shàng,徑jìng出chū後hòu門mén。即jí又yòu跳tiào下xià石shí崖yá,过guò涧jiàn入rù洞dòng,把bǎ那nà绑bǎng唐táng僧sēng与yǔ樵qiáo子zi的de绳shéng索suǒ拿ná入rù中zhōng堂táng,那nà老lǎo妖yāo还hái睡shuì着zhe了le,即jí将jiāng他tā四sì马mǎ攒cuán蹄tí捆kǔn倒dǎo,使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng掬jū起qǐ来lái,握wò在zài肩jiān上shàng,径jìng出chū后hòu门mén。

這握頭事

豬zhū八bā戒jiè遠yuǎn遠yuǎn的de望wàng見jiàn道dào:「哥gē哥ge好hǎo幹gàn這zhè握wò頭tóu事shì。再zài尋xún一yí個gè兒ér趁chèn頭tóu挑tiāo著zhe不bù好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě到dào跟gēn前qián放fàng下xià,八bā戒jiè舉jǔ鈀pá就jiù築zhù。猪zhū八bā戒jiè远yuǎn远yuǎn的de望wàng见jiàn道dào:「哥gē哥ge好hǎo干gàn这zhè握wò头tóu事shì。再zài寻xún一yí个gè儿ér趁chèn头tóu挑tiāo着zhe不bù好hǎo?」行xíng者zhě到dào跟gēn前qián放fàng下xià,八bā戒jiè举jǔ钯pá就jiù筑zhù。

教他斷根

行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě住zhù,洞dòng裡lǐ還hái有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo怪guài未wèi拿ná哩li。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,有yǒu便biàn帶dài我wǒ進jìn去qù打dǎ他tā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「打dǎ又yòu費fèi工gōng夫fu了le,不bú若ruò尋xún些xiē柴chái,教jiào他tā斷duàn根gēn罷ba。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě住zhù,洞dòng里lǐ还hái有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo怪guài未wèi拿ná哩li。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「哥gē啊a,有yǒu便biàn带dài我wǒ进jìn去qù打dǎ他tā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「打dǎ又yòu费fèi工gōng夫fu了le,不bú若ruò寻xún些xiē柴chái,教jiào他tā断duàn根gēn罢ba。」

破梢竹

那nà樵qiáo子zi聞wén言yán,即jí引yǐn八bā戒jiè去qù東dōng凹āo裡lǐ尋xún了le些xiē破pò梢shāo竹zhú、敗bài葉yè松sōng、空kōng心xīn柳liǔ、斷duàn根gēn藤téng、黃huáng蒿hāo、老lǎo荻dí、蘆lú葦wěi、乾gān桑sāng,挑tiāo了le若ruò干gān,送sòng入rù後hòu門mén裡lǐ。行xíng者zhě點diǎn上shàng火huǒ,八bā戒jiè兩liǎng耳ěr搧shān起qǐ風fēng。那nà樵qiáo子zi闻wén言yán,即jí引yǐn八bā戒jiè去qù东dōng凹āo里lǐ寻xún了le些xiē破pò梢shāo竹zhú、败bài叶yè松sōng、空kōng心xīn柳liǔ、断duàn根gēn藤téng、黄huáng蒿hāo、老lǎo荻dí、芦lú苇wěi、干gān桑sāng,挑tiāo了le若ruò干gān,送sòng入rù后hòu门mén里lǐ。行xíng者zhě点diǎn上shàng火huǒ,八bā戒jiè两liǎng耳ěr扇shān起qǐ风fēng。

煙火齊著

那nà大dà聖shèng將jiāng身shēn跳tiào上shàng,抖dǒu一yì抖dǒu,收shōu了le瞌kē睡shuì蟲chóng的de毫háo毛máo。那nà些xiē小xiǎo妖yāo及jí醒xǐng來lái,煙yān火huǒ齊qí著zháo。可kě憐lián!莫mò想xiǎng有yǒu半bàn個gè得dé命mìng。連lián洞dòng府fǔ燒shāo得de精jīng空kōng。那nà大dà圣shèng将jiāng身shēn跳tiào上shàng,抖dǒu一yì抖dǒu,收shōu了le瞌kē睡shuì虫chóng的de毫háo毛máo。那nà些xiē小xiǎo妖yāo及jí醒xǐng来lái,烟yān火huǒ齐qí着zháo。可kě怜lián!莫mò想xiǎng有yǒu半bàn个gè得dé命mìng。连lián洞dòng府fǔ烧shāo得de精jīng空kōng。

花皮豹子精

卻què回huí見jiàn師shī父fù。師shī父fù聽tīng見jiàn老lǎo妖yāo方fāng醒xǐng聲shēng喚huàn,便biàn叫jiào:「徒tú弟dì,妖yāo精jīng醒xǐng了le。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián一yì鈀pá,把bǎ老lǎo怪guài築zhù死sǐ,現xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,原yuán來lái是shì個gè艾ài葉yè花huā皮pí豹bào子zi精jīng。却què回huí见jiàn师shī父fù。师shī父fù听tīng见jiàn老lǎo妖yāo方fāng醒xǐng声shēng唤huàn,便biàn叫jiào:「徒tú弟dì,妖yāo精jīng醒xǐng了le。」八bā戒jiè上shàng前qián一yì钯pá,把bǎ老lǎo怪guài筑zhù死sǐ,现xiàn出chū本běn相xiàng,原yuán来lái是shì个gè艾ài叶yè花huā皮pí豹bào子zi精jīng。

絕了後患

行xíng者zhě道dào:「花huā皮pí會huì吃chī老lǎo虎hǔ,如rú今jīn又yòu會huì變biàn人rén。這zhè頓dùn打dǎ死sǐ,才cái絕jué了le後hòu患huàn也yě。」長zhǎng老lǎo謝xiè之zhī不bú盡jìn,攀pān鞍ān上shàng馬mǎ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「花huā皮pí会huì吃chī老lǎo虎hǔ,如rú今jīn又yòu会huì变biàn人rén。这zhè顿dùn打dǎ死sǐ,才cái绝jué了le后hòu患huàn也yě。」长zhǎng老lǎo谢xiè之zhī不bú尽jìn,攀pān鞍ān上shàng马mǎ。

活命之恩

那nà樵qiáo子zi道dào:「老lǎo爺yé,向xiàng西xī南nán去qù不bù遠yuǎn,就jiù是shì舍shè下xià。請qǐng老lǎo爺yé到dào舍shè,見jiàn見jiàn家jiā母mǔ,叩kòu謝xiè老lǎo爺yé活huó命mìng之zhī恩ēn,送sòng老lǎo爺yé上shàng路lù。」那nà樵qiáo子zi道dào:「老lǎo爷yé,向xiàng西xī南nán去qù不bù远yuǎn,就jiù是shì舍shè下xià。请qǐng老lǎo爷yé到dào舍shè,见jiàn见jiàn家jiā母mǔ,叩kòu谢xiè老lǎo爷yé活huó命mìng之zhī恩ēn,送sòng老lǎo爷yé上shàng路lù。」

重漫苔蘚

長zhǎng老lǎo欣xīn然rán,遂suì不bù騎qí馬mǎ,與yǔ樵qiáo子zi並bìng四sì眾zhòng同tóng行xíng,向xiàng西xī南nán迤yí𨓦lǐ前qián來lái,不bù多duō路lù,果guǒ見jiàn那nà:长zhǎng老lǎo欣xīn然rán,遂suì不bù骑qí马mǎ,与yǔ樵qiáo子zi并bìng四sì众zhòng同tóng行xíng,向xiàng西xī南nán迤yí𨓦lǐ前qián来lái,不bù多duō路lù,果guǒ见jiàn那nà:

石shí徑jìng重zhòng漫màn苔tái蘚xiǎn,柴chái門mén蓬péng絡luò藤téng花huā。石shí径jìng重zhòng漫màn苔tái藓xiǎn,柴chái门mén蓬péng络luò藤téng花huā。
竹籬茅舍
四sì面miàn山shān光guāng連lián接jiē,一yì林lín鳥niǎo雀què諠xuān譁huá。四sì面miàn山shān光guāng连lián接jiē,一yì林lín鸟niǎo雀què諠xuān哗huá。
密mì密mì松sōng篁huáng交jiāo翠cuì,紛fēn紛fēn異yì卉huì奇qí葩pā。密mì密mì松sōng篁huáng交jiāo翠cuì,纷fēn纷fēn异yì卉huì奇qí葩pā。
地dì僻pì雲yún深shēn之zhī處chù,竹zhú籬lí茅máo舍shè人rén家jiā。地dì僻pì云yún深shēn之zhī处chù,竹zhú篱lí茅máo舍shè人rén家jiā。
眼淚汪汪

遠yuǎn見jiàn一yí個gè老lǎo嫗yù倚yǐ著zhe柴chái扉fēi,眼yǎn淚lèi汪wāng汪wāng的de,兒ér天tiān兒ér地dì的de痛tòng哭kū。這zhè樵qiáo子zi看kàn見jiàn自zì家jiā母mǔ親qīn,丟diū了le長zhǎng老lǎo,急jí忙máng忙máng先xiān跑pǎo到dào柴chái扉fēi前qián,跪guì下xià叫jiào道dào:「母mǔ親qīn,兒ér來lái也yě。」远yuǎn见jiàn一yí个gè老lǎo妪yù倚yǐ着zhe柴chái扉fēi,眼yǎn泪lèi汪wāng汪wāng的de,儿ér天tiān儿ér地dì的de痛tòng哭kū。这zhè樵qiáo子zi看kàn见jiàn自zì家jiā母mǔ亲qīn,丢diū了le长zhǎng老lǎo,急jí忙máng忙máng先xiān跑pǎo到dào柴chái扉fēi前qián,跪guì下xià叫jiào道dào:「母mǔ亲qīn,儿ér来lái也yě。」

心疼難忍

老lǎo嫗yù一yì把bǎ抱bào住zhù道dào:「兒ér啊a,你nǐ這zhè幾jǐ日rì不bù來lái家jiā,我wǒ只zhǐ說shuō是shì山shān主zhǔ拿ná你nǐ去qù,害hài了le性xìng命mìng,是shì我wǒ心xīn疼téng難nán忍rěn。你nǐ既jì不bù曾céng被bèi害hài,何hé以yǐ今jīn日rì才cái來lái?你nǐ繩shéng擔dàn、柯kē斧fǔ俱jù在zài何hé處chù?」老lǎo妪yù一yì把bǎ抱bào住zhù道dào:「儿ér啊a,你nǐ这zhè几jǐ日rì不bù来lái家jiā,我wǒ只zhǐ说shuō是shì山shān主zhǔ拿ná你nǐ去qù,害hài了le性xìng命mìng,是shì我wǒ心xīn疼téng难nán忍rěn。你nǐ既jì不bù曾céng被bèi害hài,何hé以yǐ今jīn日rì才cái来lái?你nǐ绳shéng担dàn、柯kē斧fǔ俱jù在zài何hé处chù?」

難得性命

樵qiáo子zi叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「母mǔ親qīn,兒ér已yǐ被bèi山shān主zhǔ拿ná去qù,綁bǎng在zài樹shù上shàng,實shí是shì難nán得dé性xìng命mìng,幸xìng虧kuī這zhè幾jǐ位wèi老lǎo爺yé。這zhè老lǎo爺yé是shì東dōng土tǔ唐táng朝cháo往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ經jīng的de羅luó漢hàn。樵qiáo子zi叩kòu头tóu道dào:「母mǔ亲qīn,儿ér已yǐ被bèi山shān主zhǔ拿ná去qù,绑bǎng在zài树shù上shàng,实shí是shì难nán得dé性xìng命mìng,幸xìng亏kuī这zhè几jǐ位wèi老lǎo爷yé。这zhè老lǎo爷yé是shì东dōng土tǔ唐táng朝cháo往wǎng西xī天tiān取qǔ经jīng的de罗luó汉hàn。

神通廣大

那nà老lǎo爺yé倒dào也yě被bèi山shān主zhǔ拿ná去qù綁bǎng在zài樹shù上shàng。他tā那nà三sān位wèi徒tú弟dì老lǎo爺yé神shén通tōng廣guǎng大dà,把bǎ山shān主zhǔ一yí頓dùn打dǎ死sǐ。卻què是shì個gè艾ài葉yè花huā皮pí豹bào子zi精jīng;那nà老lǎo爷yé倒dào也yě被bèi山shān主zhǔ拿ná去qù绑bǎng在zài树shù上shàng。他tā那nà三sān位wèi徒tú弟dì老lǎo爷yé神shén通tōng广guǎng大dà,把bǎ山shān主zhǔ一yí顿dùn打dǎ死sǐ。却què是shì个gè艾ài叶yè花huā皮pí豹bào子zi精jīng;

天高地厚

概gài眾zhòng小xiǎo妖yāo,俱jù盡jìn燒shāo死sǐ,卻què將jiāng那nà老lǎo老lǎo爺yé解jiě下xià救jiù出chū,連lián孩hái兒ér都dōu解jiě救jiù出chū來lái。此cǐ誠chéng天tiān高gāo地dì厚hòu之zhī恩ēn。不bú是shì他tā們men,孩hái兒ér也yě死sǐ無wú疑yí了le。如rú今jīn山shān上shàng太tài平píng,孩hái兒ér徹chè夜yè行xíng走zǒu,也yě無wú事shì矣yǐ。」概gài众zhòng小xiǎo妖yāo,俱jù尽jìn烧shāo死sǐ,却què将jiāng那nà老lǎo老lǎo爷yé解jiě下xià救jiù出chū,连lián孩hái儿ér都dōu解jiě救jiù出chū来lái。此cǐ诚chéng天tiān高gāo地dì厚hòu之zhī恩ēn。不bú是shì他tā们men,孩hái儿ér也yě死sǐ无wú疑yí了le。如rú今jīn山shān上shàng太tài平píng,孩hái儿ér彻chè夜yè行xíng走zǒu,也yě无wú事shì矣yǐ。」

一步一拜

那nà老lǎo嫗yù聽tīng言yán,一yí步bù一yí拜bài,拜bài接jiē長zhǎng老lǎo四sì眾zhòng,都dōu入rù柴chái扉fēi茅máo舍shè中zhōng坐zuò下xià。娘niáng兒ér兩liǎng個gè磕kē頭tóu稱chēng謝xiè不bú盡jìn,慌huāng慌huāng忙máng忙máng的de安ān排pái些xiē素sù齋zhāi酬chóu謝xiè。那nà老lǎo妪yù听tīng言yán,一yí步bù一yí拜bài,拜bài接jiē长zhǎng老lǎo四sì众zhòng,都dōu入rù柴chái扉fēi茅máo舍shè中zhōng坐zuò下xià。娘niáng儿ér两liǎng个gè磕kē头tóu称chēng谢xiè不bú尽jìn,慌huāng慌huāng忙máng忙máng的de安ān排pái些xiē素sù斋zhāi酬chóu谢xiè。

幾品野菜

八bā戒jiè道dào:「樵qiáo哥gē,我wǒ知zhī你nǐ府fǔ上shàng也yě寒hán薄bó,只zhǐ可kě將jiāng就jiù一yí飯fàn,切qiè莫mò費fèi心xīn大dà擺bǎi佈bù。」樵qiáo子zi道dào:「不bù瞞mán老lǎo爺yé說shuō,我wǒ這zhè山shān間jiān實shí是shì寒hán薄bó,沒méi甚shén麼me香xiāng蕈xùn、蘑mó菰gū、川chuān椒jiāo、大dà料liào,只zhǐ是shì幾jǐ品pǐn野yě菜cài奉fèng獻xiàn老lǎo爺yé,權quán表biǎo寸cùn心xīn。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「樵qiáo哥gē,我wǒ知zhī你nǐ府fǔ上shàng也yě寒hán薄bó,只zhǐ可kě将jiāng就jiù一yí饭fàn,切qiè莫mò费fèi心xīn大dà摆bǎi布bù。」樵qiáo子zi道dào:「不bù瞒mán老lǎo爷yé说shuō,我wǒ这zhè山shān间jiān实shí是shì寒hán薄bó,没méi甚shén么me香xiāng蕈xùn、蘑mó菰gū、川chuān椒jiāo、大dà料liào,只zhǐ是shì几jǐ品pǐn野yě菜cài奉fèng献xiàn老lǎo爷yé,权quán表biǎo寸cùn心xīn。」

聒噪聒噪

八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「聒guā噪zào,聒guā噪zào。放fàng快kuài些xiē兒ér就jiù是shì,我wǒ們men肚dù中zhōng饑jī了le。」樵qiáo子zi道dào:「就jiù有yǒu,就jiù有yǒu。」果guǒ然rán不bù多duō時shí,展zhǎn抹mǒ桌zhuō凳dèng,擺bǎi將jiāng上shàng來lái,果guǒ是shì幾jǐ盤pán野yě菜cài。八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「聒guā噪zào,聒guā噪zào。放fàng快kuài些xiē儿ér就jiù是shì,我wǒ们men肚dù中zhōng饥jī了le。」樵qiáo子zi道dào:「就jiù有yǒu,就jiù有yǒu。」果guǒ然rán不bù多duō时shí,展zhǎn抹mǒ桌zhuō凳dèng,摆bǎi将jiāng上shàng来lái,果guǒ是shì几jǐ盘pán野yě菜cài。

嫩焯黃花菜

但dàn見jiàn那nà:但dàn见jiàn那nà:

嫩nèn焯chāo黃huáng花huā菜cài,酸suān虀jī白bái鼓gǔ丁dīng。嫩nèn焯chāo黄huáng花huā菜cài,酸suān虀jī白bái鼓gǔ丁dīng。
浮fú薔qiáng馬mǎ齒chǐ莧xiàn,江jiāng薺jì雁yàn腸cháng英yīng。浮fú蔷qiáng马mǎ齿chǐ苋xiàn,江jiāng荠jì雁yàn肠cháng英yīng。
燕yàn子zi不bù來lái香xiāng且qiě嫩nèn,芽yá兒ér拳quán小xiǎo脆cuì還hái青qīng。燕yàn子zi不bù来lái香xiāng且qiě嫩nèn,芽yá儿ér拳quán小xiǎo脆cuì还hái青qīng。
爛làn煮zhǔ馬mǎ藍lán頭tóu,白bái熝lù狗gǒu腳jiǎo跡jì。烂làn煮zhǔ马mǎ蓝lán头tóu,白bái熝lù狗gǒu脚jiǎo迹jì。
灰條熟爛
貓māo耳ěr朵duo,野yě落luò蓽bì,灰huī條tiáo熟shú爛làn能néng中zhòng吃chī;猫māo耳ěr朵duo,野yě落luò荜bì,灰huī条tiáo熟shú烂làn能néng中zhòng吃chī;
剪jiǎn刀dāo股gǔ,牛niú塘táng利lì,倒dào灌guàn窩wō螺luó操cāo帚zhǒu薺jì;剪jiǎn刀dāo股gǔ,牛niú塘táng利lì,倒dào灌guàn窝wō螺luó操cāo帚zhǒu荠jì;
碎suì米mǐ薺jì,萵wō菜cài薺jì,幾jǐ品pǐn青qīng香xiāng又yòu滑huá膩nì。碎suì米mǐ荠jì,莴wō菜cài荠jì,几jǐ品pǐn青qīng香xiāng又yòu滑huá腻nì。
油yóu炒chǎo烏wū英yīng花huā,菱líng科kē甚shèn可kě誇kuā。油yóu炒chǎo乌wū英yīng花huā,菱líng科kē甚shèn可kě夸kuā。
蒲根菜
蒲pú根gēn菜cài並bìng茭jiāo兒ér菜cài,四sì般bān近jìn水shuǐ實shí清qīng華huá。蒲pú根gēn菜cài并bìng茭jiāo儿ér菜cài,四sì般bān近jìn水shuǐ实shí清qīng华huá。
看kàn麥mài娘niáng,嬌jiāo且qiě佳jiā;破pò破pò納nà,不bù穿chuān他tā。看kàn麦mài娘niáng,娇jiāo且qiě佳jiā;破pò破pò纳nà,不bù穿chuān他tā。
苦kǔ麻má臺tái下xià藩fān籬lí架jià。苦kǔ麻má台tái下xià藩fān篱lí架jià。
雀què兒ér綿mián單dān,猢hú猻sūn腳jiǎo跡jì,油yóu灼zhuó灼zhuó煎jiān來lái只zhǐ好hǎo吃chī。雀què儿ér绵mián单dān,猢hú狲sūn脚jiǎo迹jì,油yóu灼zhuó灼zhuó煎jiān来lái只zhǐ好hǎo吃chī。
斜蒿青蒿
斜xié蒿hāo青qīng蒿hāo抱bào娘niáng蒿hāo,燈dēng蛾é兒ér飛fēi上shàng板bǎn蕎qiáo蕎qiáo。斜xié蒿hāo青qīng蒿hāo抱bào娘niáng蒿hāo,灯dēng蛾é儿ér飞fēi上shàng板bǎn荞qiáo荞qiáo。
羊yáng耳ěr禿tū,枸gǒu杞qǐ頭tóu,加jiā上shàng烏wū藍lán不bú用yòng油yóu。羊yáng耳ěr秃tū,枸gǒu杞qǐ头tóu,加jiā上shàng乌wū蓝lán不bú用yòng油yóu。
幾jǐ般bān野yě菜cài一yì餐cān飯fàn,樵qiáo子zi虔qián心xīn為wéi謝xiè酬chóu。几jǐ般bān野yě菜cài一yì餐cān饭fàn,樵qiáo子zi虔qián心xīn为wéi谢xiè酬chóu。
一條棗木棍

師shī徒tú們men飽bǎo餐cān一yí頓dùn,收shōu拾shí起qǐ程chéng。那nà樵qiáo子zi不bù敢gǎn久jiǔ留liú,請qǐng母mǔ親qīn出chū來lái再zài拜bài,再zài謝xiè。樵qiáo子zi只zhǐ是shì磕kē頭tóu,取qǔ了le一yì條tiáo棗zǎo木mù棍gùn,結jié束shù了le衣yī裙qún,出chū門mén相xiāng送sòng。师shī徒tú们men饱bǎo餐cān一yí顿dùn,收shōu拾shí起qǐ程chéng。那nà樵qiáo子zi不bù敢gǎn久jiǔ留liú,请qǐng母mǔ亲qīn出chū来lái再zài拜bài,再zài谢xiè。樵qiáo子zi只zhǐ是shì磕kē头tóu,取qǔ了le一yì条tiáo枣zǎo木mù棍gùn,结jié束shù了le衣yī裙qún,出chū门mén相xiāng送sòng。

登高下阪

沙shā僧sēng牽qiān馬mǎ,八bā戒jiè挑tiāo擔dàn,行xíng者zhě緊jǐn隨suí左zuǒ右yòu,長zhǎng老lǎo在zài馬mǎ上shàng拱gǒng手shǒu道dào:「樵qiáo哥gē,煩fán先xiān引yǐn路lù,到dào大dà路lù上shàng相xiāng別bié。」一yì齊qí登dēng高gāo下xià阪bǎn,轉zhuǎn澗jiàn尋xún坡pō。沙shā僧sēng牵qiān马mǎ,八bā戒jiè挑tiāo担dàn,行xíng者zhě紧jǐn随suí左zuǒ右yòu,长zhǎng老lǎo在zài马mǎ上shàng拱gǒng手shǒu道dào:「樵qiáo哥gē,烦fán先xiān引yǐn路lù,到dào大dà路lù上shàng相xiāng别bié。」一yì齐qí登dēng高gāo下xià阪bǎn,转zhuǎn涧jiàn寻xún坡pō。

遞遞迢迢

長zhǎng老lǎo在zài馬mǎ上shàng思sī量liáng道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,长zhǎng老lǎo在zài马mǎ上shàng思sī量liáng道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,

自zì從cóng別bié主zhǔ來lái西xī域yù,遞dì遞dì迢tiáo迢tiáo去qù路lù遙yáo。自zì从cóng别bié主zhǔ来lái西xī域yù,递dì递dì迢tiáo迢tiáo去qù路lù遥yáo。
水shuǐ水shuǐ山shān山shān災zāi不bù脫tuō,妖yāo妖yāo怪guài怪guài命mìng難nán逃táo。水shuǐ水shuǐ山shān山shān灾zāi不bù脱tuō,妖yāo妖yāo怪guài怪guài命mìng难nán逃táo。
心xīn心xīn只zhǐ為wèi經jīng三sān藏zàng,念niàn念niàn仍réng求qiú上shàng九jiǔ霄xiāo。心xīn心xīn只zhǐ为wèi经jīng三sān藏zàng,念niàn念niàn仍réng求qiú上shàng九jiǔ霄xiāo。
碌lù碌lù勞láo勞láo何hé日rì了liǎo,幾jǐ時shí行xíng滿mǎn轉zhuǎn唐táng朝cháo?」碌lù碌lù劳láo劳láo何hé日rì了liǎo,几jǐ时shí行xíng满mǎn转zhuǎn唐táng朝cháo?」
極樂之鄉

樵qiáo子zi聞wén言yán道dào:「老lǎo爺yé切qiè莫mò憂yōu思sī。這zhè條tiáo大dà路lù,向xiàng西xī方fāng不bù滿mǎn千qiān里lǐ,就jiù是shì天tiān竺zhú國guó,極jí樂lè之zhī鄉xiāng也yě。」長zhǎng老lǎo聞wén言yán,翻fān身shēn下xià馬mǎ道dào:「有yǒu勞láo遠yuǎn涉shè。樵qiáo子zi闻wén言yán道dào:「老lǎo爷yé切qiè莫mò忧yōu思sī。这zhè条tiáo大dà路lù,向xiàng西xī方fāng不bù满mǎn千qiān里lǐ,就jiù是shì天tiān竺zhú国guó,极jí乐lè之zhī乡xiāng也yě。」长zhǎng老lǎo闻wén言yán,翻fān身shēn下xià马mǎ道dào:「有yǒu劳láo远yuǎn涉shè。

百年長壽

既jì是shì大dà路lù,請qǐng樵qiáo哥gē回huí府fǔ,多duō多duō拜bài上shàng令lìng堂táng老lǎo安ān人rén:適shì間jiān厚hòu擾rǎo盛shèng齋zhāi,貧pín僧sēng無wú甚shén相xiāng謝xiè,只zhǐ是shì早zǎo晚wǎn誦sòng經jīng,保bǎo佑yòu你nǐ母mǔ子zi平píng安ān,百bǎi年nián長cháng壽shòu。」既jì是shì大dà路lù,请qǐng樵qiáo哥gē回huí府fǔ,多duō多duō拜bài上shàng令lìng堂táng老lǎo安ān人rén:适shì间jiān厚hòu扰rǎo盛shèng斋zhāi,贫pín僧sēng无wú甚shén相xiāng谢xiè,只zhǐ是shì早zǎo晚wǎn诵sòng经jīng,保bǎo佑yòu你nǐ母mǔ子zi平píng安ān,百bǎi年nián长cháng寿shòu。」

喏喏相辭

那nà樵qiáo子zi喏rě喏rě相xiāng辭cí,復fù回huí本běn路lù。師shī徒tú遂suì一yì直zhí投tóu西xī。正zhèng是shì:那nà樵qiáo子zi喏rě喏rě相xiāng辞cí,复fù回huí本běn路lù。师shī徒tú遂suì一yì直zhí投tóu西xī。正zhèng是shì:

降jiàng怪guài解jiě冤yuān離lí苦kǔ厄è,受shòu恩ēn上shàng路lù用yòng心xīn行xíng。降jiàng怪guài解jiě冤yuān离lí苦kǔ厄è,受shòu恩ēn上shàng路lù用yòng心xīn行xíng。
下回分解

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī還hái有yǒu幾jǐ日rì得dé到dào西xī天tiān,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī还hái有yǒu几jǐ日rì得dé到dào西xī天tiān,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 The Wrong Head

The story goes that the Great Sage led the horse and shouldered the load, searching the whole mountainside and calling for his master, when all at once he saw Zhu Bajie come pounding up in a fury and say, “Brother, what are you shouting about?” Pilgrim said, “The master has vanished. Have you seen him?” Bajie said, “I only ever signed on to be a monk following the Tang Monk, and then you go making a fool of me, putting me up as some sort of general. I staked my life on it, fought that fiend a good long while, and got away with it barely. The master was in your care and Sha Monk's. Now you turn round and ask me?” Pilgrim said, “Brother, I am not blaming you. Somehow your eyes must have been swimming, and you let the fiend get back past you and take the master. I went off to fight that fiend and left Sha Monk watching the master, and now Sha Monk has gone missing too.” Bajie laughed and said, “I expect Sha Monk has taken the master off somewhere to relieve himself.” Before the words were out, Sha Monk came into sight. Pilgrim asked him, “Sha Monk, where has the master gone?” Sha Monk said, “Both of you had your eyes dimmed, and you let the fiend come back past you and take the master. Old Sha went off to fight that fiend, and the master was sitting there on the horse by himself.”

Pilgrim went hopping mad and said, “We are taken in. We are taken in.” Sha Monk said, “Taken in by what?” Pilgrim said, “This is the Parting the Plum Blossom Petals ploy. They split us brothers apart and snatched the master clean out of the middle of us. Heaven, heaven, heaven, what are we to do?” He could not stop the tears running down along his cheek. Bajie said, “Do not cry. One good cry and you go soft. It cannot be far in any case — he is only somewhere on this mountain. Let us go and look.”

The three of them, at their wits end for any better plan, could only go into the mountain and search. They had gone some twenty lǐ when they saw, at the foot of a sheer cliff, a cave dwelling:

Whittled peaks screening one another, strange rocks jagged and steep. Rare flowers and jasper grasses sweet with scent, red apricot and green peach in gorgeous bloom. Before the cliff, ancient trees, their frosted bark sluicing rain, forty spans round; outside the gate, dark pines, their inky colour piercing the sky two thousand chǐ up. Wild cranes in pairs come often to the cave mouth to dance on the clear wind; mountain birds two by two call all the white day long from the branch tips. Clumps of yellow creeper hang like ropes, rows of misty willow droop like gold. A square pool holding water, a deep hollow set against the mountain. The square pool holding water hides a dragon whose scales have not yet changed; the deep hollow set against the mountain houses an old fiend who has eaten men for years. Truly no worse than an immortal land — in truth a nest that hoards the wind and gathers the breath.

Pilgrim looked, and in two or three bounds was at the gate, where he saw that the stone doors were shut fast. Set crosswise above them was a stone slab, and on the slab were eight great characters: Hidden Fog Mountain, Folded Peak Interlinked Cave. Pilgrim said, “Bajie, get to work. This is where the fiend lives, and the master is certain to be in his house.” The Idiot, with somebody at his back to embolden him, turned savage, swung his rake with all his force and drove it in, punching a great hole in that stone door of theirs, and bawled, “Monsters! Send my master out this instant, or my rake will bring the door down and the whole household will be settled once and for all.”

The little fiend on gate duty came running in at top speed to report: “Great King, trouble has come charging in on us.” The old fiend said, “What trouble?” The little fiend said, “There is somebody out front who has smashed the door in, hollering that he wants his master back.” The old fiend was greatly alarmed and said, “Who is it that has come looking for us?” The vanguard said, “Do not be afraid. Let me go out and take a look.” The little fiend ran to the front gate, put his head sideways to the hole that had been smashed through, and peered out. Seeing a creature with a long snout and great ears, he turned his head back at once and called up, “Great King, do not be afraid of him. This is only Zhu Bajie. He has no real skill and he will not dare do anything. If he does get out of hand, open the gate and bring him in to make up a load for the steamer. The only one to be afraid of is that monk with the hairy face and the thunder god beak.” Bajie, listening outside, said, “Brother, he is not afraid of me — he is only afraid of you. The master is certainly in his house. Get up there quickly.” Pilgrim shouted abuse: “You depraved beast! Your Grandpa Sun is standing right here. Send my master out and I will spare your life.” The vanguard said, “Great King, this is bad. Sun the Pilgrim has come looking for us too.” The old fiend rounded on him in complaint: “It is all this Parting the Petals, Parting the Petals of yours, and now the trouble is at our own gate. How is this to end?” The vanguard said, “Set your mind at rest, Great King, and spare me the reproaches. As I recall, Sun the Pilgrim is a monkey head of broad and oceanic capacity. Great as his powers are, he is fond of being flattered.

“Let us take a false human head out and give him a good hoodwinking, pay him a few compliments, and simply tell him we have eaten his master. If we can hoodwink him into leaving, we still have the Tang Monk for our own enjoyment. If it does not work, we can think again.” The old fiend said, “Where would we get a false human head?” The vanguard said, “Let me make one and we will see.”

A fine fiend he was: he took a keen-edged steel axe, hacked a willow root into the shape of a human head, sprayed some human blood over it until it was a smeared and muddled thing, and sent a little fiend to carry it down to the gate on a lacquer tray, calling out, “Grandpa Great Sage! Calm your anger and hear our report.” Sun the Pilgrim was indeed fond of flattery. Hearing the cry of “Grandpa Great Sage”, he checked Bajie at once: “Hold off a moment. Let us hear what he has to say.” The little fiend with the tray said, “Your master was carried into the cave by our Great King. The lesser fiends inside are coarse and stupid and know no better — this one came to gulp, that one came to gnaw, some scratching, some biting, and they ate your master up. All that is left is this one head here.” Pilgrim said, “If you have eaten him then so be it. Only bring out the head, and let me see whether it is real or false.” The little fiend pitched the head out through the hole in the gate. Zhu Bajie saw it and burst out crying: “How pitiful! Such a master went in, and this is the sort of master that comes out again!” Pilgrim said, “Idiot, take a proper look and see whether it is real or false before you start crying.” Bajie said, “Shame on you. Is there such a thing as a false human head?”

Pilgrim said, “This is a false human head.” Bajie said, “How can you tell it is false?” Pilgrim said, “Throw out a real human head and it lands with a soft flop and no ring to it. Throw a false human head and it comes down sounding like a watchman's clapper. If you do not believe me, let me throw it and you listen.” He picked it up and dashed it against a stone, and it went down with a loud ringing crack. Sha Monk said, “Brother, it rang.” Pilgrim said, “If it rang, it is a fake. Let me make it show its true form and you shall see.” He whipped out the gold-hooped rod and with one blow smashed it open. Bajie looked, and it was a willow root. The Idiot could not hold himself in and started swearing: “You pack of hairy lumps! You have got my master hidden away in that cave, and you take a willow root to hoodwink your Grandfather Pig! I suppose next you will say my master was a willow spirit all along.”

The little fiend with the tray was so panicked that he ran off trembling to report: “Trouble, trouble, trouble! Trouble, trouble, trouble!” The old fiend said, “Why so very much trouble?” The little fiend said, “Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk were fooled well enough, but Sun the Pilgrim is a dealer in antiques — he knows the goods, he knows the goods! He recognised it straight away for a false human head. If we get him a real human head now, perhaps he will go away.” The old fiend said, “How are we to get hold of a real human head? Go and pick one out from the heads in our flaying pavilion that we have not got through eating.” The fiends went straight to the pavilion, picked out a fresh head, had the skin gnawed clean off it until it was slippery and smooth, and carried it out on the tray again, calling, “Grandpa Great Sage, the earlier one was indeed a false head. This one is truly the head of the venerable Tang. Our Great King was keeping it to ward the house, and today he presents it to you specially.” With a thud they pitched the human head out through the hole in the gate again, and it went rolling about, dripping with blood.

Sun the Pilgrim knew it for a real human head, and helpless, he wept. Bajie and Sha Monk both raised their voices and wept along with him. Bajie, holding back his tears, said, “Brother, do not weep just yet. The weather is not good weather, and I am afraid it will go bad in no time. Let me carry it off and get it underground while the vital breath is still in it, and then we can cry.” Pilgrim said, “That is well said.” The Idiot, not minding the filth of it, took the head up in his arms, ran up the mountain cliff to a spot facing the sun, sought out a place that hoarded the wind and gathered the breath, took his rake and dug a pit, buried the head, and raised a grave mound over it. Only then did he call to Sha Monk, “You and our brother keep up the weeping, and let me go and find something for an offering.” So he walked over to the ravine, pulled down a few big willow branches, and picked up a few goose-egg cobbles. Coming back to the grave, he stuck the willow sprigs in on the left and the right, and heaped the cobbles up in front. Pilgrim asked him, “What is all this supposed to be?” Bajie said, “These willow sprigs will stand in for pine and cypress, to give the master a bit of shade over the top of his grave; and these pebbles will serve for pastries, as an offering to the master.” Pilgrim shouted at him, “Blockhead! The man is dead already, and you go offering him gravel.” Bajie said, “It shows the feeling of the living, and stands in for the heart of filial duty.” Pilgrim said, “Enough of this fooling about. Have Sha Monk stay here — first to keep the grave, and second to watch over the luggage and the horse. You and I will go and smash their cave open, seize the fiend, cut his corpse into ten thousand pieces, and get revenge for the master.”

Sha Monk said through his tears, “Eldest brother, that is most aptly said. You two put your minds to it, and I will keep watch in this place.”

A fine Bajie he was: he stripped off his black brocade cassock, hitched up the small clothes about his body, raised his rake and went after Pilgrim. The two of them pressed forward with all their strength, allowing no argument, and simply smashed his stone doors in, with a shout that shook the sky, crying, “Give me back the Tang Monk alive!” Inside the cave the fiends, great and small, every one of them had their souls flown and their spirits scattered, and all laid the blame on the vanguard. The old fiend asked the vanguard, “These monks have broken their way in. What are we to do about them?” The vanguard said, “The ancients put it well: put your hand in the fish basket and you will not avoid the smell. Once a thing is begun, do not stop halfway. Marshal the household troops to left and right and let us go and kill those monks.” The old fiend heard him out, had no better plan to fall back on, and truly gave the order, calling, “Little ones, every one of you be of one mind. Take up the keen weapons and follow me out to war.” And sure enough they raised a shout together and came charging out of the cave gate.

The Great Sage and Bajie fell back a few quick paces to a level place on the mountain clearing, held the pack of fiends off, and shouted, “Which of you is the chief they all talk about? Which is the fiend that took my master?” The pack of fiends pitched camp, gave a flourish of a brocade flowered banner, and the old fiend, gripping his iron cudgel, answered the shout and called back loudly, “You wretched monk, do you not know me? I am the Great King of the Southern Mountain, and I have run loose here for several hundred years. Your Tang Monk I have taken and eaten already. What do you propose to do about it?” Pilgrim shouted abuse: “You bold-faced hairy lump! How many years can you possibly have to your name, that you dare put the words Southern Mountain to yourself? Lord Lao is the ancestor who split heaven from earth, and even he sits only at the right hand of the Grand Purity. The Buddha Tathagata is the honoured one who governs the age, and he still sits below the great roc. The sage Confucius is the honoured one of the Confucian teaching, and even he is called no more than Master. And you, you depraved beast, dare style yourself Great King of the Southern Mountain, several hundred years of running loose! Do not run off. Take a taste of your Grandpa Uncle's rod.” The fiend twisted aside and dodged, brought his cudgel up to block the iron rod, and glaring round-eyed demanded, “That face of yours has the look of a monkey about it. How dare you crush me with all this talk? What skills have you, to run wild here at my gate?” Pilgrim laughed and said, “You nameless beast! So you really do not know Old Sun.

“Stand still, stiffen your nerve, and hear me out:

“My home was the Eastern Continent of Superior Spirit, where heaven and earth hold tens of thousands of autumns. “On the peak of Flower Fruit Mountain, an immortal stone egg; the egg split, and the making of it produced my root and shoot. “Born so, I was not of the common womb-born kind; my sacred body came in the first place from the company of sun and moon. “My own nature I cultivated myself, and that was no small thing; heaven-given gifts, quick understanding, and the great elixir at the head of it. “Titled Great Sage by office, I lived in a cloud mansion; leaning on my strength I turned savage and fought the Dipper and the Ox. “A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers could not come near me; the whole sky of lunar mansions was easy to gather in. “My name rang through the universe and every quarter knew it; my wit ran through heaven and earth and left its mark in every place. “Today I have had the good fortune to take refuge and follow the Buddhist teaching, and I support the elder on his westward journey. “Meeting a mountain I open the road and no one bars it; meeting water I prop up a bridge and the fiends despair. “In the woods I show my power and seize tigers and leopards; before the cliffs I turn my hand and catch the fierce beasts. “Out of the east I have come rightly to the western lands; what fiend dares put its head up? “A depraved beast that harms my master is truly to be hated; I will see to it that his life is finished here and now.”

The fiend heard him out, and was both alarmed and full of hate. Grinding his teeth, he sprang up close and swung his iron cudgel at Pilgrim. Pilgrim blocked it lightly with his rod and still wanted to go on talking, but Bajie could not hold himself back and lashed out with his rake at the fiend's vanguard. The vanguard brought his men up together. This one bout, a confused mêlée on level ground in the mountains, was truly a fine slaughter:

A monk from the great land of the eastern earth, from the upper kingdom; going west to the ultimate bliss to fetch the true scriptures. A great leopard of the Southern Mountain breathing wind and fog; blocking the road in the deep hills, alone showing what it can do. He laid clever plans and played the sharp one, and in his ignorance took the great Tang Monk by mistake. Meeting him, Pilgrim, whose powers are vast; and worse for him, Bajie, who has a name of his own. The pack of fiends in confused battle on the level ground of the mountain; dust flying in every direction and the sky unclear. On that side the little fiends howl and roar, spears and blades brandished wildly; on this side the holy monks shout and bellow, rake and rod rising as one. The Great Sage, a hero with no match for a hand; Wuneng, hale and hearty, cheerfully laying about him like a lump. The old fiend of the southern hills, the vanguard under his command — all for one lump of the Tang Monk's flesh, brought to the pass of casting away death and forgetting life. These two, over their master's life, have made an enmity of it; those two, wanting the Tang Monk, are set on it with a vicious will. Back and forth they fought through the better part of an hour, charging and colliding with no winning or losing between them.

The Great Sage, seeing how bold the little fiends were and that beating them would not drive them back, at once worked a body-dividing spell: he pulled out a handful of his hairs, chewed them up in his mouth, spat them out and called, “Change!” They all changed into copies of himself, each wielding a gold-hooped rod, beating their way in from the front. Those hundred or two hundred little fiends, minding the front and unable to mind the back, shielding the left and unable to shield the right, each one of them fled for his life and ran beaten back to the cave. Pilgrim and Bajie came slaughtering their way out from inside the ranks. Pity those fiends who did not know a good thing when they saw it: those the rake caught bled from nine holes; those the rod caught, flesh and bone like mud. So terrified was the Great King of the Southern Mountain that he rolled up wind and raised fog and escaped with his life. The vanguard, unable to work transformations, was knocked over almost at once by a blow of Pilgrim's rod and showed his true form, which was an iron-backed grey wolf fiend. Bajie came up, dragged him over by the leg, turned him on his back, took a look and said, “There is no telling how many people's piglets and lambs this creature stole and ate from the time he was small.” Pilgrim gave his body a shake, gathered his hairs back in and said, “Idiot, no dawdling. Get after the old fiend quickly and demand the master's life back.” Bajie turned his head and could no longer see those little Pilgrims, and said, “All my brother's forms are gone.” Pilgrim said, “I have already taken them back in.” Bajie said, “Wonderful! Wonderful!” The two of them, in high spirits, came back in victory.

Now, that old fiend, having escaped with his life back to the cave, ordered the little fiends to haul stone blocks and carry earth and block the front gate up. Those little fiends who had got away with their lives, every one of them trembling, blocked the gate up completely and dared not put their heads out again. Pilgrim brought Bajie up to the gate and hollered at it, and there was no answer from within. Bajie put his rake to it, and there was no hope of shifting it. Pilgrim understood, and said, “Bajie, do not waste your strength. He has blocked the gate already.” Bajie said, “With the gate blocked, how is the master to be avenged?” Pilgrim said, “Let us go back up to the grave first and look in on Sha Monk.”

The two of them came back to the place and found Sha Monk still weeping. Bajie grew more wretched still, threw down his rake, lay across the grave mound and beat at the earth with his hands, crying, “My poor doomed master! My master, so far from home! Where shall I ever see you again!” Pilgrim said, “Brother, no more of this grieving. This fiend has blocked the front gate up, and there is bound to be a back way in and out. You two stay here, and let me go and search again.” Bajie said through his tears, “Brother, take care. Do not let them scoop you up as well — we should be no good at the weeping then: one wail for the master, one wail for the elder brother, and it would all get into a muddle.” Pilgrim said, “Never mind. I have means of my own.”

A fine Great Sage: he put away his rod, hitched up his skirts, strode out, rounded the mountain slope, and all at once heard the babble of running water. He turned his head to look, and it was the water in the ravine that was sounding, pouring down from the head of the current above. Then he saw that on the far side of the ravine there was a gate, and to the left of the gate an outfall drain running out of it. He said, “No need to argue it! That must be the back door. If I go in my own face, some little fiend may open the gate and see me and know me. Let me change into a water snake and go across. Wait, though. If I turn into a water snake I am afraid the master's departed spirit will find out, and think ill of me for a man in holy orders turning into a long crawling snake. Let me change into a little crab and go across, then. That is no good either — I am afraid the master would think ill of a man in holy orders having so many legs.” So he changed into a water rat, went whisking across with a rush, and from the outfall drain bored his way through to an inner courtyard. Poking his head out to look about, he saw in a sunny spot a little fiend with some strips of human flesh, laying them out lump by lump to dry. Pilgrim said, “My child! That must be the master's flesh, more than they could eat, and they are drying it into strips against a spell of wet weather.” “I want to show my true form, run up and kill him with one blow of the rod — but that would show me brave and short of a plan. Let me change again and go further in, find the old fiend, and see how things stand.” He hopped out of the drain, gave his body a shake and changed, and became a winged ant.

Truly it was a case of:

Slight in strength and small in body, it goes by the name of dark colt; long at it, keeping to its practice, it grows wings and flies. At leisure it crosses by the bridge and draws up in battle order; delighted, it comes under the bed to contest the immortals plans. Knowing well when rain is coming, it seals its hole in good time; heaping up much dust, it makes an ash-heap at last. Deft and light and quick to slip along, many a time it passes the brushwood gate unnoticed.

He spread his wings and, without sound or shadow, flew straight into the main hall. There he saw the old fiend sitting in a fret and a fume, and a little fiend came jumping in from the back to report, “Great King, ten thousand joys!” The old fiend said, “Where does the joy come from?” The little fiend said, “I was just outside the back door, up at the head of the ravine, keeping a lookout, when all at once I heard people crying loudly. So I scrambled up to the top of the peak and looked, and it was Zhu Bajie, Sun the Pilgrim and Sha Monk over there bowing at a grave and weeping bitterly. I suppose they have taken that human head for the Tang Monk's and buried it, and thrown up a grave mound and are weeping over it.” Pilgrim, listening in the dark, was delighted at heart and said to himself, “If he says that, then my master is still hidden somewhere in there and has not been eaten yet. Let me go and search a little more, see whether he is alive or dead, and then talk to them.”

A fine Great Sage: he flew about the main hall looking east and west, and saw at the side a little door, shut very tight. He bored through a crack in the door to look, and it was a great garden, and faintly he could hear the sound of grief. He flew straight into the depths of it, and there he saw a clump of great trees, and under the trees two men tied up — and one of them was the Tang Monk. Pilgrim saw him, and his heart itched past all scratching. Unable to hold back, he showed his true form, went up close and called, “Master.” The elder knew him, and said through his tears, “Wukong, you have come? Come and save me, save me. Wukong, Wukong.” Pilgrim said, “Master, do not keep calling out my name. There are people about and I am afraid of letting the news blow away. Since you are alive, I can save you. That fiend only said he had already eaten you and took a false human head to hoodwink me, and we have been locked with him in a bitter struggle. Set your mind at rest, master, and bear up a little longer. Let me get that fiend brought down, and then it will be time to come and free you.”

The Great Sage recited a spell, gave his body a shake and changed back into an ant, went into the main hall again, and settled on the main roof-beam. There he saw the little fiends whose lives were still whole, clustering and crowding, milling and clamouring. From among them a little fiend suddenly jumped out and made his report: “Great King, seeing the gate blocked and finding they could not batter it open, they have given it up as hopeless, abandoned the Tang Monk and made a grave out of the false head. Today they weep for a day, tomorrow they weep another day, the day after they make it three, and then they will surely go home. Once we hear they have dispersed, we bring the Tang Monk out, hack him up small, fry him with some big spices, and everybody eats a piece all fragrant and hot, and gets a bit of long life out of it too.” Another little fiend clapped his hands and said, “Do not talk so, do not talk so — steaming him and eating him has more flavour.” Another said, “Boiling him saves firewood.” Another said, “He is a rare article after all. Put some salt on him and cure him and he will keep a long time.” Pilgrim, hearing this from up in the beams, was greatly enraged in his heart and said, “What deadly grudge has my master with you, that you should plot to eat him like this?” At once he pulled out a handful of his hairs, chewed them up in his mouth, blew them out lightly, silently recited a spell, and made them all change into sleep insects, which he threw at the faces of the crowd of fiends. One by one they bored into the noses, and the little fiends slowly began to nod, and in no time at all they had all fallen asleep.

Only that old fiend could not sleep sound. He rubbed his head and scrubbed his face with both hands, sneezing without a stop and pinching his nose. Pilgrim said, “Can it be that he has got wind of it? Let us give him a double-trimmed lamp.” So he pulled another hair, made it up on the pattern of the first, threw it at his face and it bored into his nostril. Two insects, one going in from the left and one entering from the right. That old fiend scrambled up, stretched his back, gave two yawns, and went down snoring like the rest.

Pilgrim was secretly delighted. Only then did he drop down and show his true form. He took the rod out of his ear, gave it a flourish until it was as thick as a duck's egg, and with a clang smashed the side door open, ran to the back garden and called loudly, “Master!” The elder said, “Disciple, come quickly and get these ropes undone. They have bound me raw.” Pilgrim said, “Master, do not be in a hurry. Let me kill the fiends first, and then I will come and untie you.” He whipped round and ran to the main hall, and was just raising the rod to strike when he checked his hand and said, “No good. Better untie the master first and then come and strike.” Back to the garden, and he thought again: “Better strike first and then come and rescue.” Two or three times over he went like this, and then at last came into the garden hopping and dancing. The elder saw him and turned from grief to gladness, saying, “Monkey! I suppose you have seen that my life is not harmed, and that is why you are so happy you do not know what to do with yourself, and are capering about like this?” Pilgrim came right up, undid the ropes and led his master away. Then he heard the man tied to the tree opposite calling out, “Your reverence, show your great mercy and save my life too.” The elder stood still and called, “Wukong, that man too — go and untie him.” Pilgrim said, “What sort of man is he?” The elder said, “They brought him in a day before me. He is a woodcutter. He says he has a mother, old in years, and misses her terribly — he is one who keeps the duty owed to a parent. Let us save him along with the rest.”

Pilgrim did as he was told, undid those ropes as well, brought them both out through the back door together, climbed the stone cliff and crossed the steep ravine. The elder gave thanks: “Worthy disciple, we owe it to you that his life and mine are saved. Where are Wuneng and Wujing?” Pilgrim said, “Those two are over there weeping for you. Give them a call.” The elder duly raised his voice and called loudly, “Bajie! Bajie!” The Idiot, weeping till his head was dazed and his brain befuddled, wiped his snot and tears and said, “Sha Monk — the master has come home to show his ghost, and is that not him calling us over there?” Pilgrim came forward and shouted at him, “Blockhead! Whose ghost is showing itself? Is that not the master come back?” Sha Monk raised his head and saw, and dropped hurriedly to his knees before him, saying, “Master, how much you have suffered! Brother, how ever did you manage to save him?” Pilgrim told over the whole of the foregoing business.

Bajie heard all this, ground his teeth in hatred, and could not hold back — he swung up his rake, beat that grave mound flat with one furious burst, dug out the human head and hammered it to a pulp. The Tang Monk said, “What are you hammering it for?” Bajie said, “Master, there is no telling whose family's dead man he is, and I was made to weep facing him.” The elder said, “We owe him our lives. You brothers went hammering at their gate, hollering that you wanted me back, and I suppose they took him to fob you off with; otherwise they would have killed me. Bury him again, and let it show what people in holy orders mean by it.” The Idiot, hearing the elder say this, buried the bundle of pulped flesh and bone and threw up a grave mound over it as well.

Pilgrim then laughed and said, “Master, sit down a while, and let me go and wipe them out.” So down the stone cliff he went again, across the ravine and into the cave. He took the ropes that had bound the Tang Monk and the woodcutter into the main hall, where the old fiend was still asleep, trussed him up with all four hooves gathered together, hoisted him on the gold-hooped rod, gripped it on his shoulder, and went straight out of the back door. Zhu Bajie, seeing him at a distance, said, “Brother, you are fond of this business of gripping things by the head. Would it not be better to find another one, so it balances and I can carry them on the pole?” Pilgrim came up and set him down, and Bajie raised his rake to hammer him. Pilgrim said, “Hold off. There are still little fiends in the cave not yet accounted for.” Bajie said, “Brother, if there are, take me in with you and let me beat them.” Pilgrim said, “Beating them would only cost us the trouble. Better to find some firewood and cut them off at the root.” The woodcutter heard this, and at once led Bajie off to the eastern hollow to gather some split-tipped bamboo, dead-needled pine, hollow-hearted willow, cut-root creeper, yellow wormwood, old reed-grass, common reed and dry mulberry. They carried a quantity of it and sent it in through the back door. Pilgrim set the fire going, and Bajie fanned up a wind with his two ears.

The Great Sage sprang up on his body, gave himself a shake and took back the hairs of the sleep insects. Those little fiends were only just coming round when the smoke and fire caught all together. A pity! There was no hope of half a one getting away with his life. The cave dwelling itself burned out clean and empty. Then he went back to see his master. The master, hearing the old fiend just waking and crying out, called, “Disciple, the fiend has woken.” Bajie went up with one blow of the rake, hammered the old fiend dead, and he showed his true form — he was a mugwort-leaf mottled leopard spirit. Pilgrim said, “A mottled coat is fit to eat tigers, and now it can turn into people as well. Killing it this time is what ends the trouble that would have come after.” The elder gave thanks past all telling, and climbed into the saddle. The woodcutter said, “Your reverence, a little way to the south-west is my own poor house. Come to my house, your reverence, and see my mother, and let her bow her thanks for the kindness of saving my life, and send you on your road.”

The elder was glad to go, and so did not ride, but walked along with the woodcutter and the four of them, winding away to the south-west; and after no great distance they saw indeed:

A stone path deep under moss and lichen; a brushwood gate all tangled with flowering vine. Mountain light joining up on all four sides; a whole grove of birds in noisy chatter. Close-packed pines and bamboo crossing their greens; a scatter of strange plants and rare blooms. In a place remote, where the cloud lies deep; a bamboo fence, a thatched cottage, somebody's home.

Far off they saw an old woman leaning on the brushwood gate, her eyes brimming with tears, wailing my-child to heaven and my-child to earth. The woodcutter saw his own mother, left the elder, ran hurriedly ahead to the brushwood gate, knelt down and called, “Mother, your child has come.” The old woman caught him up in her arms and said, “Child, these last few days you have not come home, and I could only suppose the master of the mountain had taken you and had your life, and the pain in my heart was past bearing. Since you were not harmed after all, how is it you only come today? Where are your rope and carrying-pole and your hatchet?” The woodcutter knocked his head on the ground and said, “Mother, your child was taken off by the master of the mountain and tied to a tree, and truly there was no hope of my life — I owe it to these several reverend gentlemen. This reverend gentleman is an arhat of the Tang court in the eastern land, going to the Western Heaven to fetch the scriptures. That reverend gentleman had likewise been taken off by the master of the mountain and tied to a tree. Those three reverend disciples of his have vast and far-reaching powers, and they beat the master of the mountain dead in a single burst. And he turned out to be a mugwort-leaf mottled leopard spirit; every one of the little fiends together burned to death, and then they got that elder reverend gentleman untied and out, and got your child out and saved along with him. This is truly a kindness high as heaven and thick as earth. If it were not for them, your child would have died without a doubt. Now there is peace on the mountain, and your child can walk about all night long and come to no harm.”

The old woman heard him out, and with a bow at every step she went to receive the elder and the four of them, and they all came in through the brushwood gate and sat down in the thatched cottage. Mother and son together knocked their heads and gave thanks past all telling, and hurried about in a flurry to get some plain fare together by way of repayment. Bajie said, “Woodcutter, I know your household is a poor thin one. Just make shift with a single meal, and do not put yourself to the cost of a great spread.” The woodcutter said, “I will not deceive you, reverend sir — up here in the hills we are truly poor and thin. We have no fragrant mushrooms, no button mushrooms, no Sichuan pepper, no big spices. There are only a few kinds of wild greens to set before your reverences, as a way of showing an inch of our hearts.” Bajie laughed and said, “Sorry to trouble you, sorry to trouble you. Just let it come quickly, that is all — we are hungry in the belly.” The woodcutter said, “It is coming, it is coming.” And sure enough in no long time they had wiped down the table and stools and set it out, and it was indeed several dishes of wild greens. And there they saw:

Tender blanched day-lily buds, sour-pickled dandelion. Floating water-pepper, purslane; river shepherds-purse, goosegrass. The swallows have not come, and it is fragrant and tender still; the shoots curl small, crisp and green yet. Stewed soft, blue-flowered mallow; boiled white, dogs-foot-print. Cat's-ear, wild luobi, and ash-stalk stewed soft is fit to eat; scissor-stalk, ox-pond-li, upturned pond-snail and broom shepherds-purse; broken-rice shepherds-purse, lettuce shepherds-purse — several kinds fragrant and green and slippery too. Black-flower stir-fried in oil, water-chestnut greens well worth the praising. Cattail-root greens along with wild-rice shoots — four sorts that grow near water and are truly clear and fine. Wheat-watching girl, delicate and fair; ragged-patch, which nobody wears. Bitter hemp on its terrace, under the trellis of the fence. Sparrow's cotton-wadding, monkey's footprint, fried till the oil glistens and then it is only good to eat. Slant wormwood, green wormwood, mother-hugging wormwood; the lamp-moth flies up onto the buckwheat boards. Sheep's-ear-bald, wolfberry tips, with dark blue added and no need of oil. Several sorts of wild greens made one meal, and the woodcutter's sincere heart serves for the thanks he owes.

Master and disciples ate their fill and got ready to set out. The woodcutter did not dare keep them long, and asked his mother to come out and bow again and give thanks again. The woodcutter did nothing but knock his head on the ground; then he took a staff of jujube wood, hitched up his clothes and belt, and went out of the door to see them off. Sha Monk led the horse, Bajie carried the load, Pilgrim kept close on either side, and the elder, up on the horse, made a bow with his hands and said, “Woodcutter, be so good as to lead the way ahead, and we will part on the main road.” Together they climbed the heights and went down the slopes, rounded the ravines and found their way over the ridges. The elder, up on the horse, fell to musing and said, “Disciples,

“Since parting from my lord I came to the western lands, and stage by stage and far and far the road runs long. “Water on water, hill on hill, and no getting clear of calamity; fiend upon fiend, monster upon monster, and no escaping with your life. “Heart upon heart, only for the three baskets of scripture; thought upon thought, still seeking to rise to the ninth heaven. “Toil upon toil, and what day will see the end of it? When will the walking be done and the turn made for the Tang court?”

The woodcutter heard him and said, “Reverend sir, do not be anxious. This main road runs west not a full thousand lǐ, and then you are at the country of India, the land of ultimate bliss.” The elder heard him, turned in the saddle, dismounted and said, “We have put you to the trouble of coming so far. Since this is the main road, please go home, woodcutter, and give my best respects to your honoured mother. We have imposed on a generous meal just now, and a poor monk has nothing much to thank you with — only that morning and evening I will recite the scriptures and pray that you and your mother may be at peace and have a hundred years of long life.” The woodcutter took his leave with bow after bow and went back the way he had come. Master and disciples then went straight on westward. And so it was:

Subduing the fiend, he loosed the wrong and left the bitter straits; receiving kindness, he took the road with a mind set on the work.

As to how many days more it would take to reach the Western Heaven — listen to the explanation in the next chapter.

札記 Notes

The trick has a name, and they announced it. The chapter opens on an aftermath. What happened is a stratagem called 分瓣梅花計 — prise the petals off a plum blossom one at a time and the flower is gone without anyone striking the centre. Send several distractions, let each bodyguard chase one, walk off with what everybody was guarding. It is a pickpocket's plan with a flower attached, and it belongs to the same family of thinking as the classical lists of stratagems, where a plan is memorable because it comes with a picture. The fiends named it out loud a chapter earlier and the pilgrims still walked into it.

A test anyone could run. Wukong works out that the first head is a fake with no magic at all. Wood is hollow and rings; flesh and bone are dense and do not. He has never seen the trick before and reasons it out in the time it takes to pick the thing up, then offers Bajie an experiment rather than an order — throw it, listen, judge for yourself. Sha Monk confirms the result. It is the only argument in the chapter that anybody wins honestly. The comparison he reaches for is a watchman's wooden clapper, which every reader in the Ming heard through the window every night of their lives.

Why the second head works. The fiends lose the first round and improve. They bring a real skull, and they gnaw the skin off it first. That is not cruelty for its own sake, it is forgery technique: a face would give the game away and a bare skull will not. The trick then defeats Wukong using his own rule — he established that a real head lands with a dull thud, and they supply an object that satisfies it. His reasoning was sound and his conclusion is wrong, because the premise he could not test was whose head it is. They beat him by telling the truth about the object and lying about the man.

Pebbles are a perfectly good offering. Bajie buries what he thinks is his master and furnishes the grave with willow sprigs for pine and cypress and river cobbles for pastries. Wukong calls him a blockhead for offering gravel to a dead man, and Bajie answers in thirteen characters that win the argument outright: it shows the feeling of the living and stands in for the heart of filial duty. An offering is a statement by the giver, not a meal for the receiver — which is precisely what the classical texts on rites say. Wukong has no reply and changes the subject. Sixty passages later the same argument comes back in verse from a woodcutter's kitchen, and nobody argues with it then either.

The fiends keep an office. Cross the wall and the tragedy turns into a workplace. There is a gatekeeper who reports upward, a vanguard who proposes strategy, a king who blames the strategist when it fails, a lookout at the back door, and a meeting at which four colleagues argue about cooking methods — fry, steam, boil, cure — with genuine trade-offs about flavour against fuel against shelf life. The novel gets most of its comedy from making monsters bureaucratic, and it also makes them beatable: an organisation can be tricked in ways a beast cannot. It is a careless remark by a junior employee, accurately reported to his boss, that gives the whole game away.

Everybody here mourns somebody who is alive. The pilgrims bury a stranger's head and weep at it for two days. At the same time, at the bottom of the hill, an old woman is leaning on her gate crying for a son who is tied to a tree inside the cave. The chapter is a machine for producing premature grief, and the last movement is the machine running backwards — the son comes home, the master comes back, and Bajie's first thought on hearing his teacher's voice is that he is being haunted. That is not a stupid conclusion. The newly dead were expected to return to the house, and he had made sure the funeral was done properly.

The characters that may not be in your font. Two characters in this chapter sit outside the range most fonts cover, so you may see an empty box where they should be. One appears once, in the phrase for winding away towards the south-west. The other appears three times and carries three different senses — scrambling up a peak, getting up off the floor, and climbing a cliff. Both are what the 1592 edition prints, and both survive unchanged into the simplified view, so the box will be in the same place either way.

The poorest meal in the book gets the longest poem. The rescue is over by the time the party reaches the woodcutter's cottage, and the chapter then spends more lines on a plate of wild greens than it spent on the battle. Roughly forty plants go by, named the way country people name them when nobody has handed them a book — dog's paw-print, cat's ear, monkey's footprint, the girl who watches the wheat, a ragged-patch the poet notes is not for wearing. Several cannot be identified now with any confidence. The catalogue ends on the line the whole chapter has been arguing towards: a few kinds of weeds made one meal, and the woodcutter's sincere heart serves for the thanks he owes.