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第七十六回
心xīn神shén居jū舍shè魔mó歸guī性xìng
木mù母mǔ同tóng降xiáng怪guài體tǐ真zhēn

The Spirit Settles in Its Dwelling and the Demon Returns to Its Nature · The Wood Mother Joins to Subdue the Monster's True Form

第七十六回
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孫外公

話huà表biǎo孫sūn大dà聖shèng在zài老lǎo魔mó肚dù裡lǐ支zhī吾wú一yí會huì,那nà魔mó頭tóu倒dǎo在zài塵chén埃āi,無wú聲shēng無wú氣qì,若ruò不bù言yán語yǔ,想xiǎng是shì死sǐ了le,卻què又yòu把bǎ手shǒu放fàng放fàng。魔mó頭tóu回huí過guò氣qì來lái,叫jiào一yì聲shēng:「大dà慈cí大dà悲bēi齊qí天tiān大dà聖shèng菩pú薩sà。」行xíng者zhě聽tīng見jiàn道dào:「兒ér子zi,莫mò廢fèi工gōng夫fu,省shěng幾jǐ個gè字zì兒ér,只zhǐ叫jiào孫sūn外wài公gōng罷bà。」话huà表biǎo孙sūn大dà圣shèng在zài老lǎo魔mó肚dù里lǐ支zhī吾wú一yí会huì,那nà魔mó头tóu倒dǎo在zài尘chén埃āi,无wú声shēng无wú气qì,若ruò不bù言yán语yǔ,想xiǎng是shì死sǐ了le,却què又yòu把bǎ手shǒu放fàng放fàng。魔mó头tóu回huí过guò气qì来lái,叫jiào一yì声shēng:「大dà慈cí大dà悲bēi齐qí天tiān大dà圣shèng菩pú萨sà。」行xíng者zhě听tīng见jiàn道dào:「儿ér子zi,莫mò废fèi工gōng夫fu,省shěng几jǐ个gè字zì儿ér,只zhǐ叫jiào孙sūn外wài公gōng罢bà。」

螻蟻貪生

那nà妖yāo魔mó惜xī命mìng,真zhēn個gè叫jiào:「外wài公gōng,外wài公gōng,是shì我wǒ的de不bú是shì了le。一yī差chā二èr誤wù吞tūn了le你nǐ,你nǐ如rú今jīn卻què反fǎn害hài我wǒ。萬wàn望wàng大dà聖shèng慈cí悲bēi,可kě憐lián螻lóu蟻yǐ貪tān生shēng之zhī意yì,饒ráo了le我wǒ命mìng,願yuàn送sòng你nǐ師shī父fù過guò山shān也yě。」那nà妖yāo魔mó惜xī命mìng,真zhēn个gè叫jiào:「外wài公gōng,外wài公gōng,是shì我wǒ的de不bú是shì了le。一yī差chā二èr误wù吞tūn了le你nǐ,你nǐ如rú今jīn却què反fǎn害hài我wǒ。万wàn望wàng大dà圣shèng慈cí悲bēi,可kě怜lián蝼lóu蚁yǐ贪tān生shēng之zhī意yì,饶ráo了le我wǒ命mìng,愿yuàn送sòng你nǐ师shī父fù过guò山shān也yě。」

珍奇之寶

大dà聖shèng雖suī英yīng雄xióng,甚shèn為wèi唐táng僧sēng進jìn步bù。他tā見jiàn妖yāo魔mó哀āi告gào,好hǎo奉fèng承chéng的de人rén,也yě就jiù回huí了le善shàn念niàn,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo怪guài,我wǒ饒ráo你nǐ,你nǐ怎zěn麼me送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù?」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「我wǒ這zhè裡lǐ也yě沒méi甚shén麼me金jīn銀yín、珠zhū翠cuì、瑪mǎ瑙nǎo、珊shān瑚hú、琉liú璃lí、琥hǔ珀pò、玳dài瑁mào珍zhēn奇qí之zhī寶bǎo相xiāng送sòng。大dà圣shèng虽suī英yīng雄xióng,甚shèn为wèi唐táng僧sēng进jìn步bù。他tā见jiàn妖yāo魔mó哀āi告gào,好hǎo奉fèng承chéng的de人rén,也yě就jiù回huí了le善shàn念niàn,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo怪guài,我wǒ饶ráo你nǐ,你nǐ怎zěn么me送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù?」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「我wǒ这zhè里lǐ也yě没méi甚shén么me金jīn银yín、珠zhū翠cuì、玛mǎ瑙nǎo、珊shān瑚hú、琉liú璃lí、琥hǔ珀pò、玳dài瑁mào珍zhēn奇qí之zhī宝bǎo相xiāng送sòng。

香藤轎兒

我wǒ兄xiōng弟dì三sān個gè擡tái一yí乘shèng香xiāng藤téng轎jiào兒ér,把bǎ你nǐ師shī父fù送sòng過guò此cǐ山shān。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「既jì是shì擡tái轎jiào相xiāng送sòng,強qiáng如rú要yào寶bǎo。你nǐ張zhāng開kāi口kǒu,我wǒ出chū來lái。」那nà魔mó頭tóu真zhēn個gè就jiù張zhāng開kāi口kǒu。我wǒ兄xiōng弟dì三sān个gè抬tái一yí乘shèng香xiāng藤téng轿jiào儿ér,把bǎ你nǐ师shī父fù送sòng过guò此cǐ山shān。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「既jì是shì抬tái轿jiào相xiāng送sòng,强qiáng如rú要yào宝bǎo。你nǐ张zhāng开kāi口kǒu,我wǒ出chū来lái。」那nà魔mó头tóu真zhēn个gè就jiù张zhāng开kāi口kǒu。

將猴兒嚼碎

那nà三sān魔mó走zǒu近jìn前qián,悄qiāo悄qiāo的de對duì老lǎo魔mó道dào:「大dà哥gē,等děng他tā出chū來lái時shí,把bǎ口kǒu往wǎng下xià一yì咬yǎo,將jiāng猴hóu兒ér嚼jué碎suì,嚥yàn下xià肚dù,卻què不bù得dé磨mó害hài你nǐ了le。」那nà三sān魔mó走zǒu近jìn前qián,悄qiāo悄qiāo的de对duì老lǎo魔mó道dào:「大dà哥gē,等děng他tā出chū来lái时shí,把bǎ口kǒu往wǎng下xià一yì咬yǎo,将jiāng猴hóu儿ér嚼jué碎suì,咽yàn下xià肚dù,却què不bù得dé磨mó害hài你nǐ了le。」

門牙都迸碎

原yuán來lái行xíng者zhě在zài裡lǐ面miàn聽tīng得dé,便biàn不bù先xiān出chū去qù,卻què把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng伸shēn出chū,試shì他tā一yí試shì。那nà怪guài果guǒ往wǎng下xià一yì口kǒu,扢gǔ喳zhā的de一yì聲shēng,把bǎ個gè門mén牙yá都dōu迸bèng碎suì了le。原yuán来lái行xíng者zhě在zài里lǐ面miàn听tīng得dé,便biàn不bù先xiān出chū去qù,却què把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng伸shēn出chū,试shì他tā一yí试shì。那nà怪guài果guǒ往wǎng下xià一yì口kǒu,扢gǔ喳zhā的de一yì声shēng,把bǎ个gè门mén牙yá都dōu迸bèng碎suì了le。

不出來

行xíng者zhě抽chōu回huí棒bàng道dào:「好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,我wǒ倒dào饒ráo你nǐ性xìng命mìng出chū來lái,你nǐ反fǎn咬yǎo我wǒ,要yào害hài我wǒ命mìng。我wǒ不bù出chū來lái,活huó活huó的de只zhǐ弄nòng殺shā你nǐ。不bù出chū來lái,不bù出chū來lái。」行xíng者zhě抽chōu回huí棒bàng道dào:「好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,我wǒ倒dào饶ráo你nǐ性xìng命mìng出chū来lái,你nǐ反fǎn咬yǎo我wǒ,要yào害hài我wǒ命mìng。我wǒ不bù出chū来lái,活huó活huó的de只zhǐ弄nòng杀shā你nǐ。不bù出chū来lái,不bù出chū来lái。」

牙齦疼痛

老lǎo魔mó報bào怨yuàn三sān魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ是shì自zì家jiā人rén弄nòng自zì家jiā人rén了le。且qiě是shì請qǐng他tā出chū來lái好hǎo了le,你nǐ卻què教jiào我wǒ咬yǎo他tā。他tā倒dào不bù曾céng咬yǎo著zháo,卻què迸bèng得de我wǒ牙yá齦kěn疼téng痛tòng。這zhè是shì怎zěn麼me起qǐ的de?」老lǎo魔mó报bào怨yuàn三sān魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ是shì自zì家jiā人rén弄nòng自zì家jiā人rén了le。且qiě是shì请qǐng他tā出chū来lái好hǎo了le,你nǐ却què教jiào我wǒ咬yǎo他tā。他tā倒dào不bù曾céng咬yǎo着zháo,却què迸bèng得de我wǒ牙yá龈kěn疼téng痛tòng。这zhè是shì怎zěn么me起qǐ的de?」

激將法

三sān魔mó見jiàn老lǎo魔mó怪guài他tā,他tā又yòu作zuò個gè激jī將jiàng法fǎ,厲lì聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě,聞wén你nǐ名míng如rú轟hōng雷léi貫guàn耳ěr,說shuō你nǐ在zài南nán天tiān門mén外wài施shī威wēi,靈líng霄xiāo殿diàn下xià逞chěng勢shì,如rú今jīn在zài西xī天tiān路lù上shàng降xiáng妖yāo縛fù怪guài,原yuán來lái是shì個gè小xiǎo輩bèi的de猴hóu頭tóu。」三sān魔mó见jiàn老lǎo魔mó怪guài他tā,他tā又yòu作zuò个gè激jī将jiàng法fǎ,厉lì声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě,闻wén你nǐ名míng如rú轰hōng雷léi贯guàn耳ěr,说shuō你nǐ在zài南nán天tiān门mén外wài施shī威wēi,灵líng霄xiāo殿diàn下xià逞chěng势shì,如rú今jīn在zài西xī天tiān路lù上shàng降xiáng妖yāo缚fù怪guài,原yuán来lái是shì个gè小xiǎo辈bèi的de猴hóu头tóu。」

千里客

行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ何hé為wéi小xiǎo輩bèi?」三sān怪guài道dào:「『好hǎo看kàn千qiān里lǐ客kè,萬wàn里lǐ去qù傳chuán名míng。』你nǐ出chū來lái,我wǒ與yǔ你nǐ賭dǔ鬥dòu,才cái是shì好hǎo漢hàn。怎zěn麼me在zài人rén肚dù裡lǐ做zuò勾gòu當dàng?非fēi小xiǎo輩bèi而ér何hé?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ何hé为wéi小xiǎo辈bèi?」三sān怪guài道dào:「『好hǎo看kàn千qiān里lǐ客kè,万wàn里lǐ去qù传chuán名míng。』你nǐ出chū来lái,我wǒ与yǔ你nǐ赌dǔ斗dòu,才cái是shì好hǎo汉hàn。怎zěn么me在zài人rén肚dù里lǐ做zuò勾gòu当dàng?非fēi小xiǎo辈bèi而ér何hé?」

我的名頭

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「是shì是shì是shì。我wǒ若ruò如rú今jīn扯chě斷duàn他tā腸cháng,揌sāi破pò他tā肝gān,弄nòng殺shā這zhè怪guài,有yǒu何hé難nán哉zāi?但dàn真zhēn是shì壞huài了le我wǒ的de名míng頭tóu。也yě罷bà,也yě罷bà,你nǐ張zhāng口kǒu,我wǒ出chū來lái與yǔ你nǐ比bǐ併bìng。行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,心xīn中zhōng暗àn想xiǎng道dào:「是shì是shì是shì。我wǒ若ruò如rú今jīn扯chě断duàn他tā肠cháng,揌sāi破pò他tā肝gān,弄nòng杀shā这zhè怪guài,有yǒu何hé难nán哉zāi?但dàn真zhēn是shì坏huài了le我wǒ的de名míng头tóu。也yě罢bà,也yě罢bà,你nǐ张zhāng口kǒu,我wǒ出chū来lái与yǔ你nǐ比bǐ并bìng。

三才陣勢

但dàn只zhǐ是shì你nǐ這zhè洞dòng口kǒu窄zhǎi逼bī,不bù好hǎo使shǐ家jiā火huǒ,須xū往wǎng寬kuān處chù去qù。」三sān魔mó聞wén說shuō,即jí點diǎn大dà小xiǎo怪guài,前qián前qián後hòu後hòu,有yǒu三sān萬wàn多duō精jīng,都dōu執zhí著zhe精jīng銳ruì器qì械xiè,出chū洞dòng擺bǎi開kāi一yí個gè三sān才cái陣zhèn勢shì,專zhuān等děng行xíng者zhě出chū口kǒu,一yì齊qí上shàng陣zhèn。但dàn只zhǐ是shì你nǐ这zhè洞dòng口kǒu窄zhǎi逼bī,不bù好hǎo使shǐ家jiā火huǒ,须xū往wǎng宽kuān处chù去qù。」三sān魔mó闻wén说shuō,即jí点diǎn大dà小xiǎo怪guài,前qián前qián后hòu后hòu,有yǒu三sān万wàn多duō精jīng,都dōu执zhí着zhe精jīng锐ruì器qì械xiè,出chū洞dòng摆bǎi开kāi一yí个gè三sān才cái阵zhèn势shì,专zhuān等děng行xíng者zhě出chū口kǒu,一yì齐qí上shàng阵zhèn。

此間有戰場

那nà二èr怪guài攙chān著zhe老lǎo魔mó,徑jìng至zhì門mén外wài,叫jiào道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě,好hǎo漢hàn出chū來lái,此cǐ間jiān有yǒu戰zhàn場chǎng,好hǎo鬥dòu。」那nà二èr怪guài搀chān着zhe老lǎo魔mó,径jìng至zhì门mén外wài,叫jiào道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě,好hǎo汉hàn出chū来lái,此cǐ间jiān有yǒu战zhàn场chǎng,好hǎo斗dòu。」

鶴唳風聲

大dà聖shèng在zài他tā肚dù裡lǐ,聞wén得dé外wài面miàn鴉yā鳴míng鵲què噪zào,鶴hè唳lì風fēng聲shēng,知zhī道dào是shì寬kuān闊kuò之zhī處chù。卻què想xiǎng著zhe:「我wǒ不bù出chū去qù,是shì失shī信xìn與yǔ他tā;若ruò出chū去qù,這zhè妖yāo精jīng人rén面miàn獸shòu心xīn:先xiān時shí說shuō送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù,哄hǒng我wǒ出chū來lái咬yǎo我wǒ,今jīn又yòu調diào兵bīng在zài此cǐ。大dà圣shèng在zài他tā肚dù里lǐ,闻wén得dé外wài面miàn鸦yā鸣míng鹊què噪zào,鹤hè唳lì风fēng声shēng,知zhī道dào是shì宽kuān阔kuò之zhī处chù。却què想xiǎng着zhe:「我wǒ不bù出chū去qù,是shì失shī信xìn与yǔ他tā;若ruò出chū去qù,这zhè妖yāo精jīng人rén面miàn兽shòu心xīn:先xiān时shí说shuō送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù,哄hǒng我wǒ出chū来lái咬yǎo我wǒ,今jīn又yòu调diào兵bīng在zài此cǐ。

兩全其美

也yě罷bà,也yě罷bà,與yǔ他tā個gè兩liǎng全quán其qí美měi:出chū去qù便biàn出chū去qù,還hái與yǔ他tā肚dù裡lǐ生shēng下xià一yí個gè根gēn兒ér。」即jí轉zhuǎn手shǒu,將jiāng尾wěi上shàng毫háo毛máo拔bá了le一yì根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān氣qì,叫jiào:「變biàn!」即jí變biàn一yì條tiáo繩shéng兒ér,只zhǐ有yǒu頭tóu髮fà粗cū細xì,倒dào有yǒu四sì十shí丈zhàng長cháng短duǎn。也yě罢bà,也yě罢bà,与yǔ他tā个gè两liǎng全quán其qí美měi:出chū去qù便biàn出chū去qù,还hái与yǔ他tā肚dù里lǐ生shēng下xià一yí个gè根gēn儿ér。」即jí转zhuǎn手shǒu,将jiāng尾wěi上shàng毫háo毛máo拔bá了le一yì根gēn,吹chuī口kǒu仙xiān气qì,叫jiào:「变biàn!」即jí变biàn一yì条tiáo绳shéng儿ér,只zhǐ有yǒu头tóu发fà粗cū细xì,倒dào有yǒu四sì十shí丈zhàng长cháng短duǎn。

活扣兒

那nà繩shéng兒ér理lǐ出chū去qù,見jiàn風fēng就jiù長zhǎng粗cū了le。把bǎ一yì頭tóu拴shuān在zài妖yāo怪guài的de心xīn肝gān上shàng,打dǎ做zuò個gè活huó扣kòu兒ér。那nà扣kòu兒ér不bù扯chě不bù緊jǐn,扯chě緊jǐn就jiù痛tòng。卻què拿ná著zhe一yì頭tóu,笑xiào道dào:「這zhè一yì出chū去qù,他tā送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù便biàn罷bà;那nà绳shéng儿ér理lǐ出chū去qù,见jiàn风fēng就jiù长zhǎng粗cū了le。把bǎ一yì头tóu拴shuān在zài妖yāo怪guài的de心xīn肝gān上shàng,打dǎ做zuò个gè活huó扣kòu儿ér。那nà扣kòu儿ér不bù扯chě不bù紧jǐn,扯chě紧jǐn就jiù痛tòng。却què拿ná着zhe一yì头tóu,笑xiào道dào:「这zhè一yì出chū去qù,他tā送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù便biàn罢bà;

沒工夫

如rú若ruò不bú送sòng,亂luàn動dòng刀dāo兵bīng,我wǒ也yě沒méi工gōng夫fu與yǔ他tā打dǎ,只zhǐ消xiāo扯chě此cǐ繩shéng兒ér,就jiù如rú我wǒ在zài肚dù裡lǐ一yì般bān。」又yòu將jiāng身shēn子zi變biàn得de小xiǎo小xiǎo的de,往wǎng外wài爬pá。如rú若ruò不bú送sòng,乱luàn动dòng刀dāo兵bīng,我wǒ也yě没méi工gōng夫fu与yǔ他tā打dǎ,只zhǐ消xiāo扯chě此cǐ绳shéng儿ér,就jiù如rú我wǒ在zài肚dù里lǐ一yì般bān。」又yòu将jiāng身shēn子zi变biàn得de小xiǎo小xiǎo的de,往wǎng外wài爬pá。

上下鋼牙

爬pá到dào咽yān喉hóu之zhī下xià,見jiàn妖yāo精jīng大dà張zhāng著zhe方fāng口kǒu,上shàng下xià鋼gāng牙yá排pái如rú利lì刃rèn,忽hū思sī量liáng道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。若ruò從cóng口kǒu裡lǐ出chū去qù扯chě這zhè繩shéng兒ér,他tā怕pà疼téng,往wǎng下xià一yì嚼jué,卻què不bù咬yǎo斷duàn了le?我wǒ打dǎ他tā沒méi牙yá齒chǐ的de所suǒ在zài出chū去qù。」爬pá到dào咽yān喉hóu之zhī下xià,见jiàn妖yāo精jīng大dà张zhāng着zhe方fāng口kǒu,上shàng下xià钢gāng牙yá排pái如rú利lì刃rèn,忽hū思sī量liáng道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。若ruò从cóng口kǒu里lǐ出chū去qù扯chě这zhè绳shéng儿ér,他tā怕pà疼téng,往wǎng下xià一yì嚼jué,却què不bù咬yǎo断duàn了le?我wǒ打dǎ他tā没méi牙yá齿chǐ的de所suǒ在zài出chū去qù。」

打了個噴嚏

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,理lǐ著zhe繩shéng兒ér,從cóng他tā那nà上shàng齶è子zi往wǎng前qián爬pá,爬pá到dào他tā鼻bí孔kǒng裡lǐ。那nà老lǎo魔mó鼻bí子zi發fā癢yǎng,阿ā啛cuì的de一yì聲shēng,打dǎ了le個gè噴pēn嚏tì,直zhí迸bèng出chū行xíng者zhě。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,理lǐ着zhe绳shéng儿ér,从cóng他tā那nà上shàng腭è子zi往wǎng前qián爬pá,爬pá到dào他tā鼻bí孔kǒng里lǐ。那nà老lǎo魔mó鼻bí子zi发fā痒yǎng,阿ā啛cuì的de一yì声shēng,打dǎ了le个gè喷pēn嚏tì,直zhí迸bèng出chū行xíng者zhě。

劈臉來砍

行xíng者zhě見jiàn了le風fēng,把bǎ腰yāo躬gōng一yì躬gōng,就jiù長zhǎng了le有yǒu三sān丈zhàng長cháng短duǎn,一yì隻zhī手shǒu扯chě著zhe繩shéng兒ér,一yì隻zhī手shǒu拿ná著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng。那nà魔mó頭tóu不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,見jiàn他tā出chū來lái了le,就jiù舉jǔ鋼gāng刀dāo,劈pī臉liǎn來lái砍kǎn。這zhè大dà聖shèng一yì隻zhī手shǒu使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng相xiāng迎yíng。行xíng者zhě见jiàn了le风fēng,把bǎ腰yāo躬gōng一yì躬gōng,就jiù长zhǎng了le有yǒu三sān丈zhàng长cháng短duǎn,一yì只zhī手shǒu扯chě着zhe绳shéng儿ér,一yì只zhī手shǒu拿ná着zhe铁tiě棒bàng。那nà魔mó头tóu不bù知zhī好hǎo歹dǎi,见jiàn他tā出chū来lái了le,就jiù举jǔ钢gāng刀dāo,劈pī脸liǎn来lái砍kǎn。这zhè大dà圣shèng一yì只zhī手shǒu使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng相xiāng迎yíng。

沒頭沒臉

又yòu見jiàn那nà二èr怪guài使shǐ槍qiāng,三sān怪guài使shǐ戟jǐ,沒méi頭tóu沒méi臉liǎn的de亂luàn上shàng。大dà聖shèng放fàng鬆sōng了le繩shéng,收shōu了le鐵tiě棒bàng,急jí縱zòng身shēn駕jià雲yún走zǒu了le。原yuán來lái怕pà那nà夥huǒ小xiǎo妖yāo圍wéi繞rào,不bù好hǎo幹gàn事shì。又yòu见jiàn那nà二èr怪guài使shǐ枪qiāng,三sān怪guài使shǐ戟jǐ,没méi头tóu没méi脸liǎn的de乱luàn上shàng。大dà圣shèng放fàng松sōng了le绳shéng,收shōu了le铁tiě棒bàng,急jí纵zòng身shēn驾jià云yún走zǒu了le。原yuán来lái怕pà那nà伙huǒ小xiǎo妖yāo围wéi绕rào,不bù好hǎo干gàn事shì。

盡力一扯

他tā卻què跳tiào出chū營yíng外wài,去qù那nà空kōng闊kuò山shān頭tóu上shàng,落luò下xià雲yún,雙shuāng手shǒu把bǎ繩shéng盡jìn力lì一yì扯chě,老lǎo魔mó心xīn裡lǐ才cái疼téng。他tā害hài疼téng,往wǎng上shàng一yì掙zhēng,大dà聖shèng復fù往wǎng下xià一yì扯chě。他tā却què跳tiào出chū营yíng外wài,去qù那nà空kōng阔kuò山shān头tóu上shàng,落luò下xià云yún,双shuāng手shǒu把bǎ绳shéng尽jìn力lì一yì扯chě,老lǎo魔mó心xīn里lǐ才cái疼téng。他tā害hài疼téng,往wǎng上shàng一yì挣zhēng,大dà圣shèng复fù往wǎng下xià一yì扯chě。

放風箏也

眾zhòng小xiǎo妖yāo遠yuǎn遠yuǎn看kàn見jiàn,齊qí聲shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「大dà王wáng,莫mò惹rě他tā,讓ràng他tā去qù罷bà。這zhè猴hóu兒ér不bú按àn時shí景jǐng:清qīng明míng還hái未wèi到dào,他tā卻què那nǎ裡lǐ放fàng風fēng箏zhēng也yě。」众zhòng小xiǎo妖yāo远yuǎn远yuǎn看kàn见jiàn,齐qí声shēng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「大dà王wáng,莫mò惹rě他tā,让ràng他tā去qù罢bà。这zhè猴hóu儿ér不bú按àn时shí景jǐng:清qīng明míng还hái未wèi到dào,他tā却què那nǎ里lǐ放fàng风fēng筝zhēng也yě。」

跌落塵埃

大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,著zhuó力lì氣qì蹬dēng了le一yì蹬dēng。那nà老lǎo魔mó從cóng空kōng中zhōng拍pāi剌lá剌lá,似sì紡fǎng車chē兒ér一yì般bān跌diē落luò塵chén埃āi。就jiù把bǎ那nà山shān坡pō下xià死sǐ硬yìng的de黃huáng土tǔ跌diē做zuò個gè二èr尺chǐ淺qiǎn深shēn之zhī坑kēng。大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,着zhuó力lì气qì蹬dēng了le一yì蹬dēng。那nà老lǎo魔mó从cóng空kōng中zhōng拍pāi剌lá剌lá,似sì纺fǎng车chē儿ér一yì般bān跌diē落luò尘chén埃āi。就jiù把bǎ那nà山shān坡pō下xià死sǐ硬yìng的de黄huáng土tǔ跌diē做zuò个gè二èr尺chǐ浅qiǎn深shēn之zhī坑kēng。

鼠腹蝸腸

慌huāng得de那nà二èr怪guài、三sān怪guài一yì齊qí按àn下xià雲yún頭tóu,上shàng前qián扯chě住zhù繩shéng兒ér,跪guì在zài坡pō下xià,哀āi告gào道dào:「大dà聖shèng啊a,只zhǐ說shuō你nǐ是shì個gè寬kuān洪hóng海hǎi量liàng之zhī仙xiān,誰shuí知zhī是shì個gè鼠shǔ腹fù蝸wō腸cháng之zhī輩bèi。實shí實shí的de哄hǒng你nǐ出chū來lái,與yǔ你nǐ見jiàn陣zhèn,不bù期qī你nǐ在zài我wǒ家jiā兄xiōng心xīn上shàng拴shuān了le一yì根gēn繩shéng子zi。」慌huāng得de那nà二èr怪guài、三sān怪guài一yì齐qí按àn下xià云yún头tóu,上shàng前qián扯chě住zhù绳shéng儿ér,跪guì在zài坡pō下xià,哀āi告gào道dào:「大dà圣shèng啊a,只zhǐ说shuō你nǐ是shì个gè宽kuān洪hóng海hǎi量liàng之zhī仙xiān,谁shuí知zhī是shì个gè鼠shǔ腹fù蜗wō肠cháng之zhī辈bèi。实shí实shí的de哄hǒng你nǐ出chū来lái,与yǔ你nǐ见jiàn阵zhèn,不bù期qī你nǐ在zài我wǒ家jiā兄xiōng心xīn上shàng拴shuān了le一yì根gēn绳shéng子zi。」

理上也不通

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ這zhè夥huǒ潑pō魔mó,十shí分fēn無wú禮lǐ。前qián番fān哄hǒng我wǒ出chū來lái就jiù咬yǎo我wǒ,這zhè番fān哄hǒng我wǒ出chū來lái卻què又yòu擺bǎi陣zhèn敵dí我wǒ。似sì這zhè幾jǐ萬wàn妖yāo兵bīng戰zhàn我wǒ一yí個gè,理lǐ上shàng也yě不bù通tōng。扯chě了le去qù,扯chě了le去qù見jiàn我wǒ師shī父fù。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ这zhè伙huǒ泼pō魔mó,十shí分fēn无wú礼lǐ。前qián番fān哄hǒng我wǒ出chū来lái就jiù咬yǎo我wǒ,这zhè番fān哄hǒng我wǒ出chū来lái却què又yòu摆bǎi阵zhèn敌dí我wǒ。似sì这zhè几jǐ万wàn妖yāo兵bīng战zhàn我wǒ一yí个gè,理lǐ上shàng也yě不bù通tōng。扯chě了le去qù,扯chě了le去qù见jiàn我wǒ师shī父fù。」

割斷罷了

那nà怪guài一yì齊qí叩kòu頭tóu道dào:「大dà聖shèng慈cí悲bēi,饒ráo我wǒ性xìng命mìng,願yuàn送sòng老lǎo師shī父fù過guò山shān。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ要yào性xìng命mìng,只zhǐ消xiāo拿ná刀dāo把bǎ繩shéng子zi割gē斷duàn罷bà了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「爺yé爺ye呀ya!割gē斷duàn外wài邊biān的de,這zhè裡lǐ邊biān的de拴shuān在zài心xīn上shàng,喉hóu嚨lóng裡lǐ又yòu㮇tiàn㮇tiàn的de惡è心xīn,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」那nà怪guài一yì齐qí叩kòu头tóu道dào:「大dà圣shèng慈cí悲bēi,饶ráo我wǒ性xìng命mìng,愿yuàn送sòng老lǎo师shī父fù过guò山shān。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ要yào性xìng命mìng,只zhǐ消xiāo拿ná刀dāo把bǎ绳shéng子zi割gē断duàn罢bà了le。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「爷yé爷ye呀ya!割gē断duàn外wài边biān的de,这zhè里lǐ边biān的de拴shuān在zài心xīn上shàng,喉hóu咙lóng里lǐ又yòu㮇tiàn㮇tiàn的de恶è心xīn,怎zěn生shēng是shì好hǎo?」

卻難也

行xíng者zhě道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ,張zhāng開kāi口kǒu,等děng我wǒ再zài進jìn去qù解jiě出chū繩shéng來lái。」老lǎo魔mó慌huāng了le道dào:「這zhè一yí進jìn去qù,又yòu不bù肯kěn出chū來lái,卻què難nán也yě,卻què難nán也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu本běn事shì外wài邊biān就jiù可kě以yǐ解jiě得dé裡lǐ面miàn繩shéng頭tóu也yě。解jiě了le可kě實shí實shí的de送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù麼me?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「既jì如rú此cǐ,张zhāng开kāi口kǒu,等děng我wǒ再zài进jìn去qù解jiě出chū绳shéng来lái。」老lǎo魔mó慌huāng了le道dào:「这zhè一yí进jìn去qù,又yòu不bù肯kěn出chū来lái,却què难nán也yě,却què难nán也yě。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ有yǒu本běn事shì外wài边biān就jiù可kě以yǐ解jiě得dé里lǐ面miàn绳shéng头tóu也yě。解jiě了le可kě实shí实shí的de送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù么me?」

掩樣的法兒

老lǎo魔mó道dào:「但dàn解jiě就jiù送sòng,決jué不bù敢gǎn打dǎ誑kuáng語yǔ。」大dà聖shèng審shěn得dé是shì實shí,即jí便biàn將jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo。那nà怪guài的de心xīn就jiù不bù疼téng了le。這zhè是shì孫sūn大dà聖shèng掩yǎn樣yàng的de法fǎ兒ér,使shǐ毫háo毛máo拴shuān著zhe他tā的de心xīn,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo,所suǒ以yǐ就jiù不bú害hài疼téng也yě。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「但dàn解jiě就jiù送sòng,决jué不bù敢gǎn打dǎ诳kuáng语yǔ。」大dà圣shèng审shěn得dé是shì实shí,即jí便biàn将jiāng身shēn一yì抖dǒu,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo。那nà怪guài的de心xīn就jiù不bù疼téng了le。这zhè是shì孙sūn大dà圣shèng掩yǎn样yàng的de法fǎ儿ér,使shǐ毫háo毛máo拴shuān着zhe他tā的de心xīn,收shōu了le毫háo毛máo,所suǒ以yǐ就jiù不bú害hài疼téng也yě。

偃干戈

三sān個gè妖yāo縱zòng身shēn而ér起qǐ,謝xiè道dào:「大dà聖shèng請qǐng回huí,上shàng覆fù唐táng僧sēng,收shōu拾shí下xià行xíng李lǐ,我wǒ們men就jiù擡tái轎jiào來lái送sòng。」眾zhòng怪guài偃yǎn干gān戈gē,盡jìn皆jiē歸guī洞dòng。三sān个gè妖yāo纵zòng身shēn而ér起qǐ,谢xiè道dào:「大dà圣shèng请qǐng回huí,上shàng覆fù唐táng僧sēng,收shōu拾shí下xià行xíng李lǐ,我wǒ们men就jiù抬tái轿jiào来lái送sòng。」众zhòng怪guài偃yǎn干gān戈gē,尽jìn皆jiē归guī洞dòng。

打滾痛哭

大dà聖shèng收shōu繩shéng子zi,徑jìng轉zhuǎn山shān東dōng,遠yuǎn遠yuǎn的de看kàn見jiàn唐táng僧sēng睡shuì在zài地dì下xià打dǎ滾gǔn痛tòng哭kū,豬zhū八bā戒jiè與yǔ沙shā僧sēng解jiě了le包bāo袱fú,將jiāng行xíng李lǐ搭dā分fèn兒ér,在zài那nà裡lǐ分fēn哩li。大dà圣shèng收shōu绳shéng子zi,径jìng转zhuǎn山shān东dōng,远yuǎn远yuǎn的de看kàn见jiàn唐táng僧sēng睡shuì在zài地dì下xià打dǎ滚gǔn痛tòng哭kū,猪zhū八bā戒jiè与yǔ沙shā僧sēng解jiě了le包bāo袱fú,将jiāng行xíng李lǐ搭dā分fèn儿ér,在zài那nà里lǐ分fēn哩li。

分東西散火

行xíng者zhě暗àn暗àn嗟jiē嘆tàn道dào:「不bù消xiāo講jiǎng了le,這zhè定dìng是shì八bā戒jiè對duì師shī父fù說shuō我wǒ被bèi妖yāo精jīng吃chī了le,師shī父fù捨shě不bù得de我wǒ,痛tòng哭kū;那nà獃dāi子zi卻què分fēn東dōng西xī散sàn火huǒ哩li。咦yí!不bù知zhī可kě是shì此cǐ意yì?且qiě等děng我wǒ叫jiào他tā一yì聲shēng看kàn。」行xíng者zhě暗àn暗àn嗟jiē叹tàn道dào:「不bù消xiāo讲jiǎng了le,这zhè定dìng是shì八bā戒jiè对duì师shī父fù说shuō我wǒ被bèi妖yāo精jīng吃chī了le,师shī父fù舍shě不bù得de我wǒ,痛tòng哭kū;那nà呆dāi子zi却què分fēn东dōng西xī散sàn火huǒ哩li。咦yí!不bù知zhī可kě是shì此cǐ意yì?且qiě等děng我wǒ叫jiào他tā一yì声shēng看kàn。」

棺材座子

落luò下xià雲yún頭tóu叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù。」沙shā僧sēng聽tīng見jiàn,報bào怨yuàn八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ是shì個gè棺guān材cái座zuò子zi──專zhuān一yī害hài人rén。師shī兄xiōng不bù曾céng死sǐ,你nǐ卻què說shuō他tā死sǐ了le,在zài這zhè裡lǐ幹gàn這zhè個gè勾gòu當dàng,那nǎ裡lǐ不bú叫jiào將jiāng來lái了le?」落luò下xià云yún头tóu叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù。」沙shā僧sēng听tīng见jiàn,报bào怨yuàn八bā戒jiè道dào:「你nǐ是shì个gè棺guān材cái座zuò子zi──专zhuān一yī害hài人rén。师shī兄xiōng不bù曾céng死sǐ,你nǐ却què说shuō他tā死sǐ了le,在zài这zhè里lǐ干gàn这zhè个gè勾gòu当dàng,那nǎ里lǐ不bú叫jiào将jiāng来lái了le?」

來顯魂哩

八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ分fēn明míng看kàn見jiàn他tā被bèi妖yāo精jīng一yì口kǒu吞tūn了le。想xiǎng是shì日rì辰chén不bù好hǎo,那nà猴hóu子zi來lái顯xiǎn魂hún哩li。」行xíng者zhě到dào跟gēn前qián,一yì把bǎ撾zhuā住zhù八bā戒jiè臉liǎn,一yí個gè巴bā掌zhǎng打dǎ了le個gè踉liáng蹌qiāng道dào:「夯hāng貨huò!我wǒ顯xiǎn甚shén麼me魂hún?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ分fēn明míng看kàn见jiàn他tā被bèi妖yāo精jīng一yì口kǒu吞tūn了le。想xiǎng是shì日rì辰chén不bù好hǎo,那nà猴hóu子zi来lái显xiǎn魂hún哩li。」行xíng者zhě到dào跟gēn前qián,一yì把bǎ挝zhuā住zhù八bā戒jiè脸liǎn,一yí个gè巴bā掌zhǎng打dǎ了le个gè踉liáng跄qiāng道dào:「夯hāng货huò!我wǒ显xiǎn甚shén么me魂hún?」

侮著臉道

獃dāi子zi侮wǔ著zhe臉liǎn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ實shí是shì那nà怪guài吃chī了le,你nǐ、你nǐ怎zěn麼me又yòu活huó了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「像xiàng你nǐ這zhè個gè不bú濟jì事shì的de膿nóng包bāo?呆dāi子zi侮wǔ着zhe脸liǎn道dào:「哥gē哥ge,你nǐ实shí是shì那nà怪guài吃chī了le,你nǐ、你nǐ怎zěn么me又yòu活huó了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「像xiàng你nǐ这zhè个gè不bú济jì事shì的de脓nóng包bāo?

疼痛難禁

他tā吃chī了le我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù抓zhuā他tā腸cháng,捏niē他tā肺fèi,又yòu把bǎ這zhè條tiáo繩shéng兒ér穿chuān住zhù他tā的de心xīn,扯chě得de疼téng痛tòng難nán禁jīn,一yí個gè個gè叩kòu頭tóu哀āi告gào,我wǒ才cái饒ráo了le他tā性xìng命mìng。如rú今jīn擡tái轎jiào來lái送sòng我wǒ師shī父fù過guò山shān也yě。」他tā吃chī了le我wǒ,我wǒ就jiù抓zhuā他tā肠cháng,捏niē他tā肺fèi,又yòu把bǎ这zhè条tiáo绳shéng儿ér穿chuān住zhù他tā的de心xīn,扯chě得de疼téng痛tòng难nán禁jīn,一yí个gè个gè叩kòu头tóu哀āi告gào,我wǒ才cái饶ráo了le他tā性xìng命mìng。如rú今jīn抬tái轿jiào来lái送sòng我wǒ师shī父fù过guò山shān也yě。」

累殺你了

那nà三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán,一yì骨gǔ魯lǔ爬pá起qǐ來lái,對duì行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,累lèi殺shā你nǐ了le。若ruò信xìn悟wù能néng之zhī言yán,我wǒ已yǐ絕jué矣yǐ。」那nà三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán,一yì骨gǔ鲁lǔ爬pá起qǐ来lái,对duì行xíng者zhě躬gōng身shēn道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,累lèi杀shā你nǐ了le。若ruò信xìn悟wù能néng之zhī言yán,我wǒ已yǐ绝jué矣yǐ。」

饢糠的獃子

行xíng者zhě掄lūn拳quán打dǎ著zhe八bā戒jiè罵mà道dào:「這zhè個gè饢náng糠kāng的de獃dāi子zi,十shí分fēn懈xiè怠dài,甚shèn不bù成chéng人rén。師shī父fù,你nǐ切qiè莫mò惱nǎo,那nà怪guài就jiù來lái送sòng你nǐ也yě。」沙shā僧sēng也yě甚shèn生shēng慚cán愧kuì,連lián忙máng遮zhē掩yǎn,收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ,扣kòu背bèi馬mǎ匹pǐ,都dōu在zài途tú中zhōng等děng候hòu不bù題tí。行xíng者zhě抡lūn拳quán打dǎ着zhe八bā戒jiè骂mà道dào:「这zhè个gè馕náng糠kāng的de呆dāi子zi,十shí分fēn懈xiè怠dài,甚shèn不bù成chéng人rén。师shī父fù,你nǐ切qiè莫mò恼nǎo,那nà怪guài就jiù来lái送sòng你nǐ也yě。」沙shā僧sēng也yě甚shèn生shēng惭cán愧kuì,连lián忙máng遮zhē掩yǎn,收shōu拾shí行xíng李lǐ,扣kòu背bèi马mǎ匹pǐ,都dōu在zài途tú中zhōng等děng候hòu不bù题tí。

九頭八尾

卻què說shuō三sān個gè魔mó頭tóu帥shuài群qún精jīng回huí洞dòng,二èr怪guài道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ只zhǐ道dào是shì個gè九jiǔ頭tóu八bā尾wěi的de孫sūn行xíng者zhě,原yuán來lái是shì恁nèn的de個gè小xiǎo小xiǎo猴hóu兒ér。你nǐ不bù該gāi吞tūn他tā,只zhǐ與yǔ他tā鬥dòu時shí,他tā那nǎ裡lǐ鬥dòu得de過guò你nǐ我wǒ?洞dòng裡lǐ這zhè幾jǐ萬wàn妖yāo精jīng,吐tǔ唾tuò沫mò也yě可kě渰yǎn殺shā他tā。却què说shuō三sān个gè魔mó头tóu帅shuài群qún精jīng回huí洞dòng,二èr怪guài道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ只zhǐ道dào是shì个gè九jiǔ头tóu八bā尾wěi的de孙sūn行xíng者zhě,原yuán来lái是shì恁nèn的de个gè小xiǎo小xiǎo猴hóu儿ér。你nǐ不bù该gāi吞tūn他tā,只zhǐ与yǔ他tā斗dòu时shí,他tā那nǎ里lǐ斗dòu得de过guò你nǐ我wǒ?洞dòng里lǐ这zhè几jǐ万wàn妖yāo精jīng,吐tǔ唾tuò沫mò也yě可kě渰yǎn杀shā他tā。

都是假意

你nǐ卻què將jiāng他tā吞tūn在zài肚dù裡lǐ,他tā便biàn弄nòng起qǐ法fǎ來lái,教jiào你nǐ受shòu苦kǔ,怎zěn麼me敢gǎn與yǔ他tā比bǐ較jiào?才cái自zì說shuō送sòng唐táng僧sēng,都dōu是shì假jiǎ意yì,實shí為wèi兄xiōng長zhǎng性xìng命mìng要yào緊jǐn,所suǒ以yǐ哄hǒng他tā出chū來lái,決jué不bú送sòng他tā。」你nǐ却què将jiāng他tā吞tūn在zài肚dù里lǐ,他tā便biàn弄nòng起qǐ法fǎ来lái,教jiào你nǐ受shòu苦kǔ,怎zěn么me敢gǎn与yǔ他tā比bǐ较jiào?才cái自zì说shuō送sòng唐táng僧sēng,都dōu是shì假jiǎ意yì,实shí为wèi兄xiōng长zhǎng性xìng命mìng要yào紧jǐn,所suǒ以yǐ哄hǒng他tā出chū来lái,决jué不bú送sòng他tā。」

三千小妖

老lǎo魔mó道dào:「賢xián弟dì不bú送sòng之zhī故gù,何hé也yě?」二èr怪guài道dào:「你nǐ與yǔ我wǒ三sān千qiān小xiǎo妖yāo,擺bǎi開kāi陣zhèn勢shì,我wǒ有yǒu本běn事shì拿ná住zhù這zhè個gè猴hóu頭tóu。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「莫mò說shuō三sān千qiān,憑píng你nǐ起qǐ老lǎo營yíng去qù,只zhǐ是shì拿ná住zhù他tā,便biàn大dà家jiā有yǒu功gōng。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「贤xián弟dì不bú送sòng之zhī故gù,何hé也yě?」二èr怪guài道dào:「你nǐ与yǔ我wǒ三sān千qiān小xiǎo妖yāo,摆bǎi开kāi阵zhèn势shì,我wǒ有yǒu本běn事shì拿ná住zhù这zhè个gè猴hóu头tóu。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「莫mò说shuō三sān千qiān,凭píng你nǐ起qǐ老lǎo营yíng去qù,只zhǐ是shì拿ná住zhù他tā,便biàn大dà家jiā有yǒu功gōng。」

藍旗手

那nà二èr魔mó即jí點diǎn三sān千qiān小xiǎo妖yāo,徑jìng到dào大dà路lù傍páng擺bǎi開kāi,著zhuó一yí個gè藍lán旗qí手shǒu往wǎng來lái傳chuán報bào道dào:「孫sūn行xíng者zhě趕gǎn早zǎo出chū來lái,與yǔ我wǒ二èr大dà王wáng爺yé爺ye交jiāo戰zhàn。」八bā戒jiè聽tīng見jiàn,笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『說shuō謊huǎng不bù瞞mán當dāng鄉xiāng人rén。』那nà二èr魔mó即jí点diǎn三sān千qiān小xiǎo妖yāo,径jìng到dào大dà路lù傍páng摆bǎi开kāi,着zhuó一yí个gè蓝lán旗qí手shǒu往wǎng来lái传chuán报bào道dào:「孙sūn行xíng者zhě赶gǎn早zǎo出chū来lái,与yǔ我wǒ二èr大dà王wáng爷yé爷ye交jiāo战zhàn。」八bā戒jiè听tīng见jiàn,笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,常cháng言yán道dào:『说shuō谎huǎng不bù瞒mán当dāng乡xiāng人rén。』

弄虛頭搗鬼

就jiù來lái弄nòng虛xū頭tóu,搗dǎo鬼guǐ:怎zěn麼me說shuō降xiáng了le妖yāo精jīng,就jiù擡tái轎jiào來lái送sòng師shī父fù,卻què又yòu來lái叫jiào戰zhàn,何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo怪guài已yǐ被bèi我wǒ降xiáng了le,不bù敢gǎn出chū頭tóu,聞wén著zháo個gè『孫sūn』字zì兒ér,也yě害hài頭tóu疼téng。這zhè定dìng是shì二èr妖yāo魔mó不bù伏fú氣qì送sòng我wǒ們men,故gù此cǐ叫jiào戰zhàn。就jiù来lái弄nòng虚xū头tóu,捣dǎo鬼guǐ:怎zěn么me说shuō降xiáng了le妖yāo精jīng,就jiù抬tái轿jiào来lái送sòng师shī父fù,却què又yòu来lái叫jiào战zhàn,何hé也yě?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo怪guài已yǐ被bèi我wǒ降xiáng了le,不bù敢gǎn出chū头tóu,闻wén着zháo个gè『孙sūn』字zì儿ér,也yě害hài头tóu疼téng。这zhè定dìng是shì二èr妖yāo魔mó不bù伏fú气qì送sòng我wǒ们men,故gù此cǐ叫jiào战zhàn。

就沒些義氣

我wǒ道dào兄xiōng弟dì,這zhè妖yāo精jīng有yǒu弟dì兄xiōng三sān個gè,這zhè般bān義yì氣qì;我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng也yě是shì三sān個gè,就jiù沒méi些xiē義yì氣qì?我wǒ已yǐ降xiáng了le大dà魔mó,二èr魔mó出chū來lái,你nǐ就jiù與yǔ他tā戰zhàn戰zhàn,未wèi為wéi不bù可kě。」我wǒ道dào兄xiōng弟dì,这zhè妖yāo精jīng有yǒu弟dì兄xiōng三sān个gè,这zhè般bān义yì气qì;我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng也yě是shì三sān个gè,就jiù没méi些xiē义yì气qì?我wǒ已yǐ降xiáng了le大dà魔mó,二èr魔mó出chū来lái,你nǐ就jiù与yǔ他tā战zhàn战zhàn,未wèi为wéi不bù可kě。」

借與我使使

八bā戒jiè道dào:「怕pà他tā怎zěn的de?等děng我wǒ去qù打dǎ他tā一yí仗zhàng來lái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「要yào去qù便biàn去qù罷bà。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,去qù便biàn去qù,你nǐ把bǎ那nà繩shéng兒ér借jiè與yǔ我wǒ使shǐ使shǐ。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「怕pà他tā怎zěn的de?等děng我wǒ去qù打dǎ他tā一yí仗zhàng来lái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「要yào去qù便biàn去qù罢bà。」八bā戒jiè笑xiào道dào:「哥gē啊a,去qù便biàn去qù,你nǐ把bǎ那nà绳shéng儿ér借jiè与yǔ我wǒ使shǐ使shǐ。」

救命索

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ要yào怎zěn的de?你nǐ又yòu沒méi本běn事shì鑽zuān在zài肚dù裡lǐ,你nǐ又yòu沒méi本běn事shì拴shuān在zài他tā心xīn上shàng,要yào他tā何hé用yòng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ要yào扣kòu在zài這zhè腰yāo間jiān,做zuò個gè救jiù命mìng索suǒ。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ要yào怎zěn的de?你nǐ又yòu没méi本běn事shì钻zuān在zài肚dù里lǐ,你nǐ又yòu没méi本běn事shì拴shuān在zài他tā心xīn上shàng,要yào他tā何hé用yòng?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ要yào扣kòu在zài这zhè腰yāo间jiān,做zuò个gè救jiù命mìng索suǒ。

扯回來

你nǐ與yǔ沙shā僧sēng扯chě住zhù後hòu手shǒu,放fàng我wǒ出chū去qù,與yǔ他tā交jiāo戰zhàn。估gū著zhe贏yíng了le他tā,你nǐ便biàn放fàng鬆sōng,我wǒ把bǎ他tā拿ná住zhù;若ruò是shì輸shū與yǔ他tā,你nǐ把bǎ我wǒ扯chě回huí來lái,莫mò教jiào他tā拉lā了le去qù。」你nǐ与yǔ沙shā僧sēng扯chě住zhù后hòu手shǒu,放fàng我wǒ出chū去qù,与yǔ他tā交jiāo战zhàn。估gū着zhe赢yíng了le他tā,你nǐ便biàn放fàng松sōng,我wǒ把bǎ他tā拿ná住zhù;若ruò是shì输shū与yǔ他tā,你nǐ把bǎ我wǒ扯chě回huí来lái,莫mò教jiào他tā拉lā了le去qù。」

捉弄獃子

真zhēn個gè行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「也yě是shì捉zhuō弄nòng獃dāi子zi一yì番fān。」就jiù把bǎ繩shéng兒ér扣kòu在zài他tā腰yāo裡lǐ,撮cuō弄nòng他tā出chū戰zhàn。真zhēn个gè行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「也yě是shì捉zhuō弄nòng呆dāi子zi一yì番fān。」就jiù把bǎ绳shéng儿ér扣kòu在zài他tā腰yāo里lǐ,撮cuō弄nòng他tā出chū战zhàn。

豬祖宗

那nà獃dāi子zi舉jǔ釘dīng鈀pá跑pǎo上shàng山shān崖yá,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo精jīng出chū來lái,與yǔ你nǐ豬zhū祖zǔ宗zōng打dǎ來lái。」那nà藍lán旗qí手shǒu急jí報bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,有yǒu一yí個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de和hé尚shàng來lái了le。」那nà呆dāi子zi举jǔ钉dīng钯pá跑pǎo上shàng山shān崖yá,叫jiào道dào:「妖yāo精jīng出chū来lái,与yǔ你nǐ猪zhū祖zǔ宗zōng打dǎ来lái。」那nà蓝lán旗qí手shǒu急jí报bào道dào:「大dà王wáng,有yǒu一yí个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de和hé尚shàng来lái了le。」

七八回合

二èr怪guài即jí出chū營yíng,見jiàn了le八bā戒jiè,更gèng不bù打dǎ話huà,挺tǐng槍qiāng劈pī面miàn刺cì來lái;這zhè獃dāi子zi舉jǔ鈀pá上shàng前qián迎yíng住zhù。他tā兩liǎng個gè在zài山shān坡pō前qián搭dā上shàng手shǒu,鬥dòu不bú上shàng七qī八bā回huí合hé,獃dāi子zi手shǒu軟ruǎn,架jià不bù得de妖yāo魔mó,急jí回huí頭tóu叫jiào:「師shī兄xiōng,不bù好hǎo了le,扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ,扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ。」二èr怪guài即jí出chū营yíng,见jiàn了le八bā戒jiè,更gèng不bù打dǎ话huà,挺tǐng枪qiāng劈pī面miàn刺cì来lái;这zhè呆dāi子zi举jǔ钯pá上shàng前qián迎yíng住zhù。他tā两liǎng个gè在zài山shān坡pō前qián搭dā上shàng手shǒu,斗dòu不bú上shàng七qī八bā回huí合hé,呆dāi子zi手shǒu软ruǎn,架jià不bù得de妖yāo魔mó,急jí回huí头tóu叫jiào:「师shī兄xiōng,不bù好hǎo了le,扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ,扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ。」

拋將去

這zhè壁bì廂xiāng大dà聖shèng聞wén言yán,轉zhuǎn把bǎ繩shéng子zi放fàng鬆sōng了le,拋pāo將jiāng去qù。那nà獃dāi子zi敗bài了le陣zhèn,住zhù後hòu就jiù跑pǎo。原yuán來lái那nà繩shéng子zi拖tuō著zhe走zǒu,還hái不bù覺jué;轉zhuǎn回huí來lái,因yīn鬆sōng了le,倒dào有yǒu些xiē絆bàn腳jiǎo,自zì家jiā絆bàn倒dǎo了le一yì跌diē,爬pá起qǐ來lái又yòu一yì跌diē。这zhè壁bì厢xiāng大dà圣shèng闻wén言yán,转zhuǎn把bǎ绳shéng子zi放fàng松sōng了le,抛pāo将jiāng去qù。那nà呆dāi子zi败bài了le阵zhèn,住zhù后hòu就jiù跑pǎo。原yuán来lái那nà绳shéng子zi拖tuō着zhe走zǒu,还hái不bù觉jué;转zhuǎn回huí来lái,因yīn松sōng了le,倒dào有yǒu些xiē绊bàn脚jiǎo,自zì家jiā绊bàn倒dǎo了le一yì跌diē,爬pá起qǐ来lái又yòu一yì跌diē。

嘴搶地

始shǐ初chū還hái跌diē個gè躘lóng踵zhǒng,後hòu面miàn就jiù跌diē了le個gè嘴zuǐ搶qiāng地dì。被bèi妖yāo精jīng趕gǎn上shàng,捽zuó開kāi鼻bí子zi,就jiù如rú蛟jiāo龍lóng一yì般bān,把bǎ八bā戒jiè一yì鼻bí子zi捲juǎn住zhù,得dé勝shèng回huí洞dòng。眾zhòng妖yāo凱kǎi歌gē齊qí唱chàng,一yì擁yōng而ér歸guī。始shǐ初chū还hái跌diē个gè躘lóng踵zhǒng,后hòu面miàn就jiù跌diē了le个gè嘴zuǐ抢qiāng地dì。被bèi妖yāo精jīng赶gǎn上shàng,捽zuó开kāi鼻bí子zi,就jiù如rú蛟jiāo龙lóng一yì般bān,把bǎ八bā戒jiè一yì鼻bí子zi卷juǎn住zhù,得dé胜shèng回huí洞dòng。众zhòng妖yāo凯kǎi歌gē齐qí唱chàng,一yì拥yōng而ér归guī。

相嫉相妒

這zhè坡pō下xià三sān藏zàng看kàn見jiàn,又yòu惱nǎo行xíng者zhě道dào:「悟wù空kōng,怪guài不bù得de悟wù能néng咒zhòu你nǐ死sǐ哩li,原yuán來lái你nǐ兄xiōng弟dì全quán無wú相xiāng親qīn相xiāng愛ài之zhī意yì,專zhuān懷huái相xiāng嫉jí相xiāng妒dù之zhī心xīn。这zhè坡pō下xià三sān藏zàng看kàn见jiàn,又yòu恼nǎo行xíng者zhě道dào:「悟wù空kōng,怪guài不bù得de悟wù能néng咒zhòu你nǐ死sǐ哩li,原yuán来lái你nǐ兄xiōng弟dì全quán无wú相xiāng亲qīn相xiāng爱ài之zhī意yì,专zhuān怀huái相xiāng嫉jí相xiāng妒dù之zhī心xīn。

救命索

他tā那nà般bān說shuō,教jiào你nǐ扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ,你nǐ怎zěn麼me不bù扯chě,還hái將jiāng索suǒ子zi丟diū去qù?如rú今jīn教jiào他tā被bèi害hài,卻què如rú之zhī何hé?」他tā那nà般bān说shuō,教jiào你nǐ扯chě扯chě救jiù命mìng索suǒ,你nǐ怎zěn么me不bù扯chě,还hái将jiāng索suǒ子zi丢diū去qù?如rú今jīn教jiào他tā被bèi害hài,却què如rú之zhī何hé?」

忒護短

行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù也yě忒tè護hù短duǎn,忒tè偏piān心xīn。罷bà了le,像xiàng老lǎo孫sūn拿ná去qù時shí,你nǐ略lüè不bú掛guà念niàn,左zuǒ右yòu是shì捨shě命mìng之zhī材cái;這zhè獃dāi子zi才cái自zì遭zāo擒qín,你nǐ就jiù怪guài我wǒ。也yě教jiào他tā受shòu些xiē苦kǔ惱nǎo,方fāng見jiàn取qǔ經jīng之zhī難nán。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù也yě忒tè护hù短duǎn,忒tè偏piān心xīn。罢bà了le,像xiàng老lǎo孙sūn拿ná去qù时shí,你nǐ略lüè不bú挂guà念niàn,左zuǒ右yòu是shì舍shě命mìng之zhī材cái;这zhè呆dāi子zi才cái自zì遭zāo擒qín,你nǐ就jiù怪guài我wǒ。也yě教jiào他tā受shòu些xiē苦kǔ恼nǎo,方fāng见jiàn取qǔ经jīng之zhī难nán。」

少吉多凶

三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,你nǐ去qù,我wǒ豈qǐ不bú掛guà念niàn?想xiǎng著zhe你nǐ會huì變biàn化huà,斷duàn然rán不bú至zhì傷shāng身shēn。那nà獃dāi子zi生shēng得de狼láng犺kàng,又yòu不bú會huì騰téng那nuó,這zhè一yí去qù,少shǎo吉jí多duō凶xiōng。三sān藏zàng道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,你nǐ去qù,我wǒ岂qǐ不bú挂guà念niàn?想xiǎng着zhe你nǐ会huì变biàn化huà,断duàn然rán不bú至zhì伤shāng身shēn。那nà呆dāi子zi生shēng得de狼láng犺kàng,又yòu不bú会huì腾téng那nuó,这zhè一yí去qù,少shǎo吉jí多duō凶xiōng。

不得報怨

你nǐ還hái去qù救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù不bù得dé報bào怨yuàn,等děng我wǒ去qù救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」你nǐ还hái去qù救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù不bù得dé报bào怨yuàn,等děng我wǒ去qù救jiù他tā一yí救jiù。」

受些罪

急jí縱zòng身shēn,趕gǎn上shàng山shān,暗àn中zhōng恨hèn道dào:「這zhè獃dāi子zi咒zhòu我wǒ死sǐ,且qiě莫mò與yǔ他tā個gè快kuài活huó。且qiě跟gēn去qù看kàn那nà妖yāo精jīng怎zěn麼me擺bǎi佈bù他tā,等děng他tā受shòu些xiē罪zuì,再zài去qù救jiù他tā。」急jí纵zòng身shēn,赶gǎn上shàng山shān,暗àn中zhōng恨hèn道dào:「这zhè呆dāi子zi咒zhòu我wǒ死sǐ,且qiě莫mò与yǔ他tā个gè快kuài活huó。且qiě跟gēn去qù看kàn那nà妖yāo精jīng怎zěn么me摆bǎi布bù他tā,等děng他tā受shòu些xiē罪zuì,再zài去qù救jiù他tā。」

蟭蟟蟲

即jí捻niǎn訣jué念niàn起qǐ真zhēn言yán,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,即jí變biàn做zuò個gè蟭jiāo蟟liáo蟲chóng,飛fēi將jiāng去qù,釘dīng在zài八bā戒jiè耳ěr朵duo根gēn上shàng,同tóng那nà妖yāo精jīng到dào了le洞dòng裡lǐ。二èr魔mó帥shuài三sān千qiān小xiǎo怪guài,大dà吹chuī大dà打dǎ的de至zhì洞dòng口kǒu屯tún下xià。即jí捻niǎn诀jué念niàn起qǐ真zhēn言yán,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,即jí变biàn做zuò个gè蟭jiāo蟟liáo虫chóng,飞fēi将jiāng去qù,钉dīng在zài八bā戒jiè耳ěr朵duo根gēn上shàng,同tóng那nà妖yāo精jīng到dào了le洞dòng里lǐ。二èr魔mó帅shuài三sān千qiān小xiǎo怪guài,大dà吹chuī大dà打dǎ的de至zhì洞dòng口kǒu屯tún下xià。

這廝沒用

自zì將jiāng八bā戒jiè拿ná入rù裡lǐ邊biān道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ拿ná了le一yí個gè來lái也yě。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「拿ná來lái我wǒ看kàn。」他tā把bǎ鼻bí子zi放fàng鬆sōng,捽zuó下xià八bā戒jiè道dào:「這zhè不bú是shì?」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「這zhè廝sī沒méi用yòng。」八bā戒jiè聞wén言yán道dào:「大dà王wáng,沒méi用yòng的de放fàng出chū去qù,尋xún那nà有yǒu用yòng的de捉zhuō來lái罷bà。」自zì将jiāng八bā戒jiè拿ná入rù里lǐ边biān道dào:「哥gē哥ge,我wǒ拿ná了le一yí个gè来lái也yě。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「拿ná来lái我wǒ看kàn。」他tā把bǎ鼻bí子zi放fàng松sōng,捽zuó下xià八bā戒jiè道dào:「这zhè不bú是shì?」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「这zhè厮sī没méi用yòng。」八bā戒jiè闻wén言yán道dào:「大dà王wáng,没méi用yòng的de放fàng出chū去qù,寻xún那nà有yǒu用yòng的de捉zhuō来lái罢bà。」

池塘裡浸著

三sān怪guài道dào:「雖suī是shì沒méi用yòng,也yě是shì唐táng僧sēng的de徒tú弟dì豬zhū八bā戒jiè。且qiě綑kǔn了le,送sòng在zài後hòu邊biān池chí塘táng裡lǐ浸jìn著zhe。待dài浸jìn退tuì了le毛máo,破pò開kāi肚dù子zi,使shǐ鹽yán醃yān了le晒shài乾gān,等děng天tiān陰yīn下xià酒jiǔ。」三sān怪guài道dào:「虽suī是shì没méi用yòng,也yě是shì唐táng僧sēng的de徒tú弟dì猪zhū八bā戒jiè。且qiě捆kǔn了le,送sòng在zài后hòu边biān池chí塘táng里lǐ浸jìn着zhe。待dài浸jìn退tuì了le毛máo,破pò开kāi肚dù子zi,使shǐ盐yán腌yān了le晒shài干gān,等děng天tiān阴yīn下xià酒jiǔ。」

四馬攢蹄

八bā戒jiè大dà驚jīng道dào:「罷bà了le,罷bà了le,撞zhuàng見jiàn那nà販fàn醃yān的de妖yāo怪guài也yě。」眾zhòng怪guài一yì齊qí下xià手shǒu,把bǎ獃dāi子zi四sì馬mǎ攢cuán蹄tí綑kǔn住zhù,扛káng扛káng擡tái擡tái,送sòng至zhì池chí塘táng邊biān,往wǎng中zhōng間jiān一yì推tuī,盡jìn皆jiē轉zhuǎn去qù。八bā戒jiè大dà惊jīng道dào:「罢bà了le,罢bà了le,撞zhuàng见jiàn那nà贩fàn腌yān的de妖yāo怪guài也yě。」众zhòng怪guài一yì齐qí下xià手shǒu,把bǎ呆dāi子zi四sì马mǎ攒cuán蹄tí捆kǔn住zhù,扛káng扛káng抬tái抬tái,送sòng至zhì池chí塘táng边biān,往wǎng中zhōng间jiān一yì推tuī,尽jìn皆jiē转zhuǎn去qù。

大黑蓮蓬

大dà聖shèng卻què飛fēi起qǐ來lái看kàn處chù,那nà獃dāi子zi四sì肢zhī朝cháo上shàng,掘jué著zhe嘴zuǐ,半bàn浮fú半bàn沉chén,嘴zuǐ裡lǐ呼hū呼hū的de,著zhuó然rán好hǎo笑xiào:倒dào像xiàng八bā九jiǔ月yuè經jīng霜shuāng落luò了le子zi兒ér的de一yí個gè大dà黑hēi蓮lián蓬péng。大dà圣shèng却què飞fēi起qǐ来lái看kàn处chù,那nà呆dāi子zi四sì肢zhī朝cháo上shàng,掘jué着zhe嘴zuǐ,半bàn浮fú半bàn沉chén,嘴zuǐ里lǐ呼hū呼hū的de,着zhuó然rán好hǎo笑xiào:倒dào像xiàng八bā九jiǔ月yuè经jīng霜shuāng落luò了le子zi儿ér的de一yí个gè大dà黑hēi莲lián蓬péng。

龍華會上

大dà聖shèng見jiàn他tā那nà嘴zuǐ臉liǎn,又yòu恨hèn他tā,又yòu憐lián他tā,說shuō道dào:「怎zěn的de好hǎo麼me?他tā也yě是shì龍lóng華huá會huì上shàng的de一yí個gè人rén。但dàn只zhǐ恨hèn他tā動dòng不bú動dòng分fēn行xíng李lǐ散sàn火huǒ,又yòu要yào攛cuān掇duō師shī父fù念niàn緊jǐn箍gū咒zhòu咒zhòu我wǒ。大dà圣shèng见jiàn他tā那nà嘴zuǐ脸liǎn,又yòu恨hèn他tā,又yòu怜lián他tā,说shuō道dào:「怎zěn的de好hǎo么me?他tā也yě是shì龙lóng华huá会huì上shàng的de一yí个gè人rén。但dàn只zhǐ恨hèn他tā动dòng不bú动dòng分fēn行xíng李lǐ散sàn火huǒ,又yòu要yào撺cuān掇duō师shī父fù念niàn紧jǐn箍gū咒zhòu咒zhòu我wǒ。

攢了些私房

我wǒ前qián日rì曾céng聞wén得dé沙shā僧sēng說shuō,他tā攢cuán了le些xiē私sī房fáng,不bù知zhī可kě有yǒu否fǒu?等děng我wǒ且qiě嚇xià他tā一yí嚇xià看kàn。」我wǒ前qián日rì曾céng闻wén得dé沙shā僧sēng说shuō,他tā攒cuán了le些xiē私sī房fáng,不bù知zhī可kě有yǒu否fǒu?等děng我wǒ且qiě吓xià他tā一yí吓xià看kàn。」

假捏聲音

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,飛fēi近jìn他tā耳ěr邊biān,假jiǎ捏niē聲shēng音yīn,叫jiào聲shēng:「豬zhū悟wù能néng,豬zhū悟wù能néng。」八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le道dào:「晦huì氣qì呀ya,我wǒ這zhè悟wù能néng是shì觀guān世shì音yīn菩pú薩sà起qǐ的de,自zì跟gēn了le唐táng僧sēng,又yòu呼hū做zuò八bā戒jiè,此cǐ間jiān怎zěn麼me有yǒu人rén知zhī道dào我wǒ叫jiào做zuò悟wù能néng?」好hǎo大dà圣shèng,飞fēi近jìn他tā耳ěr边biān,假jiǎ捏niē声shēng音yīn,叫jiào声shēng:「猪zhū悟wù能néng,猪zhū悟wù能néng。」八bā戒jiè慌huāng了le道dào:「晦huì气qì呀ya,我wǒ这zhè悟wù能néng是shì观guān世shì音yīn菩pú萨sà起qǐ的de,自zì跟gēn了le唐táng僧sēng,又yòu呼hū做zuò八bā戒jiè,此cǐ间jiān怎zěn么me有yǒu人rén知zhī道dào我wǒ叫jiào做zuò悟wù能néng?」

勾司人

獃dāi子zi忍rěn不bú住zhù問wèn道dào:「是shì那nǎ個gè叫jiào我wǒ的de法fǎ名míng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì我wǒ。」獃dāi子zi道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ個gè?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì勾gōu司sī人rén。」呆dāi子zi忍rěn不bú住zhù问wèn道dào:「是shì那nǎ个gè叫jiào我wǒ的de法fǎ名míng?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「是shì我wǒ。」呆dāi子zi道dào:「你nǐ是shì那nǎ个gè?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì勾gōu司sī人rén。」

讓我一日兒

那nǎ獃dāi子zi慌huāng了le道dào:「長zhǎng官guān,你nǐ是shì那nà裡lǐ來lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì五wǔ閻yán王wáng差chà來lái勾gōu你nǐ的de。」獃dāi子zi道dào:「長zhǎng官guān,你nǐ且qiě回huí去qù,上shàng覆fù五wǔ閻yán王wáng,他tā與yǔ我wǒ師shī兄xiōng孫sūn悟wù空kōng交jiāo得de甚shèn好hǎo,教jiào他tā讓ràng我wǒ一yí日rì兒ér,明míng日rì來lái勾gōu罷bà。」那nǎ呆dāi子zi慌huāng了le道dào:「长zhǎng官guān,你nǐ是shì那nà里lǐ来lái的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ是shì五wǔ阎yán王wáng差chà来lái勾gōu你nǐ的de。」呆dāi子zi道dào:「长zhǎng官guān,你nǐ且qiě回huí去qù,上shàng覆fù五wǔ阎yán王wáng,他tā与yǔ我wǒ师shī兄xiōng孙sūn悟wù空kōng交jiāo得de甚shèn好hǎo,教jiào他tā让ràng我wǒ一yí日rì儿ér,明míng日rì来lái勾gōu罢bà。」

三更死

行xíng者zhě道dào:「胡hú說shuō。『閻yán王wáng註zhù定dìng三sān更gēng死sǐ,誰shuí敢gǎn留liú人rén到dào四sì更gēng。』趁chèn早zǎo跟gēn我wǒ去qù,免miǎn得de套tào上shàng繩shéng子zi扯chě拉lā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「胡hú说shuō。『阎yán王wáng注zhù定dìng三sān更gēng死sǐ,谁shuí敢gǎn留liú人rén到dào四sì更gēng。』趁chèn早zǎo跟gēn我wǒ去qù,免miǎn得de套tào上shàng绳shéng子zi扯chě拉lā。」

就都了帳也

獃dāi子zi道dào:」長zhǎng官guān,那nǎ裡lǐ不bú是shì方fāng便biàn?看kàn我wǒ這zhè般bān嘴zuǐ臉liǎn,還hái想xiǎng活huó哩li。死sǐ是shì一yí定dìng死sǐ,只zhǐ等děng一yí日rì,這zhè妖yāo精jīng連lián我wǒ師shī父fù們men都dōu拿ná來lái,會huì一yí會huì,就jiù都dōu了liǎo帳zhàng也yě。」呆dāi子zi道dào:」长zhǎng官guān,那nǎ里lǐ不bú是shì方fāng便biàn?看kàn我wǒ这zhè般bān嘴zuǐ脸liǎn,还hái想xiǎng活huó哩li。死sǐ是shì一yí定dìng死sǐ,只zhǐ等děng一yí日rì,这zhè妖yāo精jīng连lián我wǒ师shī父fù们men都dōu拿ná来lái,会huì一yí会huì,就jiù都dōu了liǎo帐zhàng也yě。」

三十個人

行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「也yě罷bà,我wǒ這zhè批pī上shàng有yǒu三sān十shí個gè人rén,都dōu在zài這zhè中zhōng前qián後hòu,等děng我wǒ拘jū將jiāng來lái就jiù你nǐ,便biàn有yǒu一yí日rì耽dān閣gé。你nǐ可kě有yǒu盤pán纏chán?把bǎ些xiē兒ér我wǒ去qù。」行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「也yě罢bà,我wǒ这zhè批pī上shàng有yǒu三sān十shí个gè人rén,都dōu在zài这zhè中zhōng前qián后hòu,等děng我wǒ拘jū将jiāng来lái就jiù你nǐ,便biàn有yǒu一yí日rì耽dān阁gé。你nǐ可kě有yǒu盘pán缠chán?把bǎ些xiē儿ér我wǒ去qù。」

若無盤纏

八bā戒jiè道dào:「可kě憐lián啊a,出chū家jiā人rén那nǎ裡lǐ有yǒu甚shén麼me盤pán纏chán?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「若ruò無wú盤pán纏chán,索suǒ了le去qù,跟gēn著zhe我wǒ走zǒu。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「可kě怜lián啊a,出chū家jiā人rén那nǎ里lǐ有yǒu甚shén么me盘pán缠chán?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「若ruò无wú盘pán缠chán,索suǒ了le去qù,跟gēn着zhe我wǒ走zǒu。」

追命繩

獃dāi子zi慌huāng了le道dào:「長zhǎng官guān不bú要yào索suǒ。我wǒ曉xiǎo得dé你nǐ這zhè繩shéng兒ér叫jiào做zuò追zhuī命mìng繩shéng,索suǒ上shàng就jiù要yào斷duàn氣qì。有yǒu有yǒu有yǒu,有yǒu便biàn有yǒu些xiē兒ér,只zhǐ是shì不bù多duō。」呆dāi子zi慌huāng了le道dào:「长zhǎng官guān不bú要yào索suǒ。我wǒ晓xiǎo得dé你nǐ这zhè绳shéng儿ér叫jiào做zuò追zhuī命mìng绳shéng,索suǒ上shàng就jiù要yào断duàn气qì。有yǒu有yǒu有yǒu,有yǒu便biàn有yǒu些xiē儿ér,只zhǐ是shì不bù多duō。」

五錢銀子

行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài那nǎ裡lǐ?快kuài拿ná出chū來lái。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「可kě憐lián,可kě憐lián,我wǒ自zì做zuò了le和hé尚shàng,到dào如rú今jīn,有yǒu些xiē善shàn信xìn的de人rén家jiā齋zhāi僧sēng,見jiàn我wǒ食shí腸cháng大dà,襯chèn錢qián比bǐ他tā們men略lüè多duō些xiē兒ér,我wǒ拿ná了le攢cuán在zài這zhè裡lǐ,零líng零líng碎suì碎suì有yǒu五wǔ錢qián銀yín子zi。行xíng者zhě道dào:「在zài那nǎ里lǐ?快kuài拿ná出chū来lái。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「可kě怜lián,可kě怜lián,我wǒ自zì做zuò了le和hé尚shàng,到dào如rú今jīn,有yǒu些xiē善shàn信xìn的de人rén家jiā斋zhāi僧sēng,见jiàn我wǒ食shí肠cháng大dà,衬chèn钱qián比bǐ他tā们men略lüè多duō些xiē儿ér,我wǒ拿ná了le攒cuán在zài这zhè里lǐ,零líng零líng碎suì碎suì有yǒu五wǔ钱qián银yín子zi。

四錢六分

因yīn不bù好hǎo收shōu拾shí,前qián者zhě到dào城chéng中zhōng,央yāng了le個gè銀yín匠jiàng煎jiān在zài一yí處chù,他tā又yòu沒méi天tiān理lǐ,偷tōu了le我wǒ幾jǐ分fēn,只zhǐ得dé四sì錢qián六liù分fēn一yí塊kuài兒ér。你nǐ拿ná去qù罷bà。」因yīn不bù好hǎo收shōu拾shí,前qián者zhě到dào城chéng中zhōng,央yāng了le个gè银yín匠jiàng煎jiān在zài一yí处chù,他tā又yòu没méi天tiān理lǐ,偷tōu了le我wǒ几jǐ分fēn,只zhǐ得dé四sì钱qián六liù分fēn一yí块kuài儿ér。你nǐ拿ná去qù罢bà。」

左耳朵眼兒

行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「這zhè獃dāi子zi褲kù子zi也yě沒méi得de穿chuān,卻què藏cáng在zài何hé處chù?咄duō!你nǐ銀yín子zi在zài那nǎ裡lǐ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「在zài我wǒ左zuǒ耳ěr朵duo眼yǎn兒ér裡lǐ揌sāi著zhe哩li。我wǒ綑kǔn了le拿ná不bù得de,你nǐ自zì家jiā拿ná了le去qù罷bà。」行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「这zhè呆dāi子zi裤kù子zi也yě没méi得de穿chuān,却què藏cáng在zài何hé处chù?咄duō!你nǐ银yín子zi在zài那nǎ里lǐ?」八bā戒jiè道dào:「在zài我wǒ左zuǒ耳ěr朵duo眼yǎn儿ér里lǐ揌sāi着zhe哩li。我wǒ捆kǔn了le拿ná不bù得de,你nǐ自zì家jiā拿ná了le去qù罢bà。」

馬鞍兒銀子

行xíng者zhě聞wén言yán,即jí伸shēn手shǒu在zài耳ěr朵duo竅qiào中zhōng摸mō出chū,真zhēn個gè是shì塊kuài馬mǎ鞍ān兒ér銀yín子zi,足zú有yǒu四sì錢qián五wǔ六liù分fēn重zhòng。拿ná在zài手shǒu裡lǐ,忍rěn不bú住zhù哈hā哈hā的de一yì聲shēng大dà笑xiào。行xíng者zhě闻wén言yán,即jí伸shēn手shǒu在zài耳ěr朵duo窍qiào中zhōng摸mō出chū,真zhēn个gè是shì块kuài马mǎ鞍ān儿ér银yín子zi,足zú有yǒu四sì钱qián五wǔ六liù分fēn重zhòng。拿ná在zài手shǒu里lǐ,忍rěn不bú住zhù哈hā哈hā的de一yì声shēng大dà笑xiào。

打詐財物

那nà獃dāi子zi認rèn是shì行xíng者zhě聲shēng音yīn,在zài水shuǐ裡lǐ亂luàn罵mà道dào:「天tiān殺shā的de弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn,到dào這zhè們men苦kǔ處chù,還hái來lái打dǎ詐zhà財cái物wù哩li。」行xíng者zhě又yòu笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ這zhè饢náng糟zāo的de,老lǎo孫sūn保bǎo師shī父fù,不bù知zhī受shòu了le多duō少shǎo苦kǔ難nàn,你nǐ倒dào攢zǎn下xià私sī房fáng。」那nà呆dāi子zi认rèn是shì行xíng者zhě声shēng音yīn,在zài水shuǐ里lǐ乱luàn骂mà道dào:「天tiān杀shā的de弼bì马mǎ温wēn,到dào这zhè们men苦kǔ处chù,还hái来lái打dǎ诈zhà财cái物wù哩li。」行xíng者zhě又yòu笑xiào道dào:「我wǒ把bǎ你nǐ这zhè馕náng糟zāo的de,老lǎo孙sūn保bǎo师shī父fù,不bù知zhī受shòu了le多duō少shǎo苦kǔ难nàn,你nǐ倒dào攒zǎn下xià私sī房fáng。」

買匹布兒

八bā戒jiè道dào:「嘴zuǐ臉liǎn,這zhè是shì甚shén麼me私sī房fáng?都dōu是shì牙yá齒chǐ上shàng刮guā下xià來lái的de,我wǒ不bù捨shě得de買mǎi來lái嘴zuǐ吃chī,留liú了le買mǎi匹pǐ布bù兒ér做zuò件jiàn衣yī服fú,你nǐ卻què嚇xià了le我wǒ的de。還hái分fēn些xiē兒ér與yǔ我wǒ。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「嘴zuǐ脸liǎn,这zhè是shì甚shén么me私sī房fáng?都dōu是shì牙yá齿chǐ上shàng刮guā下xià来lái的de,我wǒ不bù舍shě得de买mǎi来lái嘴zuǐ吃chī,留liú了le买mǎi匹pǐ布bù儿ér做zuò件jiàn衣yī服fú,你nǐ却què吓xià了le我wǒ的de。还hái分fēn些xiē儿ér与yǔ我wǒ。」

買命錢

行xíng者zhě道dào:「半bàn分fēn也yě沒méi得de與yǔ你nǐ。」八bā戒jiè罵mà道dào:「買mǎi命mìng錢qián讓ràng與yǔ你nǐ罷bà,好hǎo道dào也yě救jiù我wǒ出chū去qù是shì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò發fā急jí,等děng我wǒ救jiù你nǐ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「半bàn分fēn也yě没méi得de与yǔ你nǐ。」八bā戒jiè骂mà道dào:「买mǎi命mìng钱qián让ràng与yǔ你nǐ罢bà,好hǎo道dào也yě救jiù我wǒ出chū去qù是shì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò发fā急jí,等děng我wǒ救jiù你nǐ。」

潮漉漉的

將jiāng銀yín子zi藏cáng了le,即jí現xiàn原yuán身shēn,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,把bǎ獃dāi子zi划huà攏lǒng,用yòng手shǒu提tí著zhe腳jiǎo,扯chě上shàng來lái,解jiě了le繩shéng。八bā戒jiè跳tiào起qǐ來lái,脫tuō下xià衣yī裳shang,整zhěng乾gān了le水shuǐ,抖dǒu一yì抖dǒu,潮cháo漉lù漉lù的de披pī在zài身shēn上shàng,道dào:「哥gē哥ge,開kāi後hòu門mén走zǒu了le罷bà。」将jiāng银yín子zi藏cáng了le,即jí现xiàn原yuán身shēn,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,把bǎ呆dāi子zi划huà拢lǒng,用yòng手shǒu提tí着zhe脚jiǎo,扯chě上shàng来lái,解jiě了le绳shéng。八bā戒jiè跳tiào起qǐ来lái,脱tuō下xià衣yī裳shang,整zhěng干gān了le水shuǐ,抖dǒu一yì抖dǒu,潮cháo漉lù漉lù的de披pī在zài身shēn上shàng,道dào:「哥gē哥ge,开kāi后hòu门mén走zǒu了le罢bà。」

還打前門

行xíng者zhě道dào:「後hòu門mén裡lǐ走zǒu,可kě是shì個gè長zhǎng進jìn的de?還hái打dǎ前qián門mén上shàng去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ的de腳jiǎo綑kǔn麻má了le,跑pǎo不bú動dòng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「快kuài跟gēn我wǒ來lái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「后hòu门mén里lǐ走zǒu,可kě是shì个gè长zhǎng进jìn的de?还hái打dǎ前qián门mén上shàng去qù。」八bā戒jiè道dào:「我wǒ的de脚jiǎo捆kǔn麻má了le,跑pǎo不bú动dòng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「快kuài跟gēn我wǒ来lái。」

丟開解數

好hǎo大dà聖shèng,把bǎ鐵tiě棒bàng一yí路lù丟diū開kāi解xiè數shù,打dǎ將jiāng出chū去qù。那nà獃dāi子zi忍rěn著zhe麻má,只zhǐ得dé跟gēn定dìng他tā。只zhǐ看kàn見jiàn二èr門mén下xià靠kào著zhe的de是shì他tā的de釘dīng鈀pá,走zǒu上shàng前qián,推tuī開kāi小xiǎo妖yāo,撈lāo過guò來lái往wǎng前qián亂luàn築zhù,與yǔ行xíng者zhě打dǎ出chū三sān四sì層céng門mén,不bù知zhī打dǎ殺shā了le多duō少shǎo小xiǎo妖yāo。好hǎo大dà圣shèng,把bǎ铁tiě棒bàng一yí路lù丢diū开kāi解xiè数shù,打dǎ将jiāng出chū去qù。那nà呆dāi子zi忍rěn着zhe麻má,只zhǐ得dé跟gēn定dìng他tā。只zhǐ看kàn见jiàn二èr门mén下xià靠kào着zhe的de是shì他tā的de钉dīng钯pá,走zǒu上shàng前qián,推tuī开kāi小xiǎo妖yāo,捞lāo过guò来lái往wǎng前qián乱luàn筑zhù,与yǔ行xíng者zhě打dǎ出chū三sān四sì层céng门mén,不bù知zhī打dǎ杀shā了le多duō少shǎo小xiǎo妖yāo。

拿得好人

那nà老lǎo魔mó聽tīng見jiàn,對duì二èr魔mó道dào:「拿ná得de好hǎo人rén,拿ná得de好hǎo人rén。你nǐ看kàn孫sūn行xíng者zhě劫jié了le豬zhū八bā戒jiè,門mén上shàng打dǎ傷shāng小xiǎo妖yāo也yě。」那nà二èr魔mó急jí縱zòng身shēn,綽chāo槍qiāng在zài手shǒu,趕gǎn出chū門mén來lái,高gāo聲shēng罵mà道dào:「潑pō猢hú猻sūn,這zhè般bān無wú禮lǐ,怎zěn敢gǎn渺miǎo視shì我wǒ等děng?」那nà老lǎo魔mó听tīng见jiàn,对duì二èr魔mó道dào:「拿ná得de好hǎo人rén,拿ná得de好hǎo人rén。你nǐ看kàn孙sūn行xíng者zhě劫jié了le猪zhū八bā戒jiè,门mén上shàng打dǎ伤shāng小xiǎo妖yāo也yě。」那nà二èr魔mó急jí纵zòng身shēn,绰chāo枪qiāng在zài手shǒu,赶gǎn出chū门mén来lái,高gāo声shēng骂mà道dào:「泼pō猢hú狲sūn,这zhè般bān无wú礼lǐ,怎zěn敢gǎn渺miǎo视shì我wǒ等děng?」

會家不忙

大dà聖shèng聽tīng得dé,即jí應yìng聲shēng站zhàn下xià。那nà怪guài物wù不bù容róng講jiǎng,使shǐ槍qiāng便biàn刺cì;行xíng者zhě正zhèng是shì會huì家jiā不bù忙máng,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。大dà圣shèng听tīng得dé,即jí应yìng声shēng站zhàn下xià。那nà怪guài物wù不bù容róng讲jiǎng,使shǐ枪qiāng便biàn刺cì;行xíng者zhě正zhèng是shì会huì家jiā不bù忙máng,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。

這一場好殺

他tā兩liǎng個gè在zài洞dòng門mén外wài,這zhè一yì場cháng好hǎo殺shā:他tā两liǎng个gè在zài洞dòng门mén外wài,这zhè一yì场cháng好hǎo杀shā:

黃huáng牙yá老lǎo象xiàng變biàn人rén形xíng,義yì結jié獅shī王wáng為wéi弟dì兄xiōng。黄huáng牙yá老lǎo象xiàng变biàn人rén形xíng,义yì结jié狮shī王wáng为wéi弟dì兄xiōng。
因yīn為wèi大dà魔mó來lái說shuō合hé,同tóng心xīn計jì算suàn吃chī唐táng僧sēng。因yīn为wèi大dà魔mó来lái说shuō合hé,同tóng心xīn计jì算suàn吃chī唐táng僧sēng。
齊qí天tiān大dà聖shèng神shén通tōng廣guǎng,輔fǔ正zhèng除chú邪xié要yào滅miè精jīng。齐qí天tiān大dà圣shèng神shén通tōng广guǎng,辅fǔ正zhèng除chú邪xié要yào灭miè精jīng。
八bā戒jiè無wú能néng遭zāo毒dú手shǒu,悟wù空kōng拯zhěng救jiù出chū門mén行xíng。八bā戒jiè无wú能néng遭zāo毒dú手shǒu,悟wù空kōng拯zhěng救jiù出chū门mén行xíng。
妖yāo王wáng趕gǎn上shàng施shī英yīng猛měng,槍qiāng棒bàng交jiāo加jiā各gè顯xiǎn能néng。妖yāo王wáng赶gǎn上shàng施shī英yīng猛měng,枪qiāng棒bàng交jiāo加jiā各gè显xiǎn能néng。
那nà一yí個gè槍qiāng來lái好hǎo似sì穿chuān林lín蟒mǎng,這zhè一yí個gè棒bàng起qǐ猶yóu如rú出chū海hǎi龍lóng。那nà一yí个gè枪qiāng来lái好hǎo似sì穿chuān林lín蟒mǎng,这zhè一yí个gè棒bàng起qǐ犹yóu如rú出chū海hǎi龙lóng。
龍lóng出chū海hǎi門mén雲yún靄ǎi靄ǎi,蟒mǎng穿chuān林lín樹shù霧wù騰téng騰téng。龙lóng出chū海hǎi门mén云yún霭ǎi霭ǎi,蟒mǎng穿chuān林lín树shù雾wù腾téng腾téng。
算suàn來lái都dōu為wèi唐táng和hé尚shàng,恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng持chí太tài沒méi情qíng。算suàn来lái都dōu为wèi唐táng和hé尚shàng,恨hèn苦kǔ相xiāng持chí太tài没méi情qíng。
全無破綻

那nà八bā戒jiè見jiàn大dà聖shèng與yǔ妖yāo精jīng交jiāo戰zhàn,他tā在zài山shān嘴zuǐ上shàng豎shù著zhe釘dīng鈀pá,不bù來lái幫bāng打dǎ,只zhǐ管guǎn呆dāi呆dāi的de看kàn著zhe。那nà妖yāo精jīng見jiàn行xíng者zhě棒bàng重zhòng,滿mǎn身shēn解xiè數shù,全quán無wú破pò綻zhàn,就jiù把bǎ槍qiāng架jià住zhù,捽zuó開kāi鼻bí子zi,要yào來lái捲juǎn他tā。那nà八bā戒jiè见jiàn大dà圣shèng与yǔ妖yāo精jīng交jiāo战zhàn,他tā在zài山shān嘴zuǐ上shàng竖shù着zhe钉dīng钯pá,不bù来lái帮bāng打dǎ,只zhǐ管guǎn呆dāi呆dāi的de看kàn着zhe。那nà妖yāo精jīng见jiàn行xíng者zhě棒bàng重zhòng,满mǎn身shēn解xiè数shù,全quán无wú破pò绽zhàn,就jiù把bǎ枪qiāng架jià住zhù,捽zuó开kāi鼻bí子zi,要yào来lái卷juǎn他tā。

丟花棒兒

行xíng者zhě知zhī道dào他tā的de勾gòu當dàng,雙shuāng手shǒu把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng橫héng起qǐ來lái,往wǎng上shàng一yì舉jǔ。被bèi妖yāo精jīng一yì鼻bí子zi捲juǎn住zhù腰yāo胯kuà,不bù曾céng捲juǎn手shǒu。你nǐ看kàn他tā兩liǎng隻zhī手shǒu在zài妖yāo精jīng鼻bí頭tóu上shàng丟diū花huā棒bàng兒ér耍shuǎ子zi。行xíng者zhě知zhī道dào他tā的de勾gòu当dàng,双shuāng手shǒu把bǎ金jīn箍gū棒bàng横héng起qǐ来lái,往wǎng上shàng一yì举jǔ。被bèi妖yāo精jīng一yì鼻bí子zi卷juǎn住zhù腰yāo胯kuà,不bù曾céng卷juǎn手shǒu。你nǐ看kàn他tā两liǎng只zhī手shǒu在zài妖yāo精jīng鼻bí头tóu上shàng丢diū花huā棒bàng儿ér耍shuǎ子zi。

不能得動

八bā戒jiè見jiàn了le,搥chuí胸xiōng道dào:「咦yí!那nà妖yāo怪guài晦huì氣qì呀ya。捲juǎn我wǒ這zhè夯hāng的de,連lián手shǒu都dōu捲juǎn住zhù了le,不bù能néng得dé動dòng;捲juǎn那nà們men滑huá的de,倒dào不bù捲juǎn手shǒu。他tā那nà兩liǎng隻zhī手shǒu拿ná著zhe棒bàng,只zhǐ消xiāo往wǎng鼻bí裡lǐ一yí搠shuò,那nà孔kǒng子zi裡lǐ害hài疼téng流liú涕tì,怎zěn能néng捲juǎn得de他tā住zhù?」八bā戒jiè见jiàn了le,搥chuí胸xiōng道dào:「咦yí!那nà妖yāo怪guài晦huì气qì呀ya。卷juǎn我wǒ这zhè夯hāng的de,连lián手shǒu都dōu卷juǎn住zhù了le,不bù能néng得dé动dòng;卷juǎn那nà们men滑huá的de,倒dào不bù卷juǎn手shǒu。他tā那nà两liǎng只zhī手shǒu拿ná着zhe棒bàng,只zhǐ消xiāo往wǎng鼻bí里lǐ一yí搠shuò,那nà孔kǒng子zi里lǐ害hài疼téng流liú涕tì,怎zěn能néng卷juǎn得de他tā住zhù?」

往他鼻孔裡

行xíng者zhě原yuán無wú此cǐ意yì,倒dào是shì八bā戒jiè教jiào了le他tā。他tā就jiù把bǎ棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,小xiǎo如rú雞jī子zi,長cháng有yǒu丈zhàng餘yú,真zhēn個gè往wǎng他tā鼻bí孔kǒng裡lǐ一yí搠shuò。那nà妖yāo精jīng害hài怕pà,沙shā的de一yì聲shēng,把bǎ鼻bí子zi捽zuó放fàng。行xíng者zhě原yuán无wú此cǐ意yì,倒dào是shì八bā戒jiè教jiào了le他tā。他tā就jiù把bǎ棒bàng幌huǎng一yì幌huǎng,小xiǎo如rú鸡jī子zi,长cháng有yǒu丈zhàng余yú,真zhēn个gè往wǎng他tā鼻bí孔kǒng里lǐ一yí搠shuò。那nà妖yāo精jīng害hài怕pà,沙shā的de一yì声shēng,把bǎ鼻bí子zi捽zuó放fàng。

隨著手

被bèi行xíng者zhě轉zhuǎn手shǒu過guò來lái,一yì把bǎ撾zhuā住zhù,用yòng氣qì力lì往wǎng前qián一yì拉lā。那nà妖yāo精jīng護hù疼téng,隨suí著zhe手shǒu,舉jǔ步bù跟gēn來lái。八bā戒jiè方fāng才cái敢gǎn近jìn,拿ná釘dīng鈀pá望wàng妖yāo精jīng胯kuà子zi上shàng亂luàn築zhù。被bèi行xíng者zhě转zhuǎn手shǒu过guò来lái,一yì把bǎ挝zhuā住zhù,用yòng气qì力lì往wǎng前qián一yì拉lā。那nà妖yāo精jīng护hù疼téng,随suí着zhe手shǒu,举jǔ步bù跟gēn来lái。八bā戒jiè方fāng才cái敢gǎn近jìn,拿ná钉dīng钯pá望wàng妖yāo精jīng胯kuà子zi上shàng乱luàn筑zhù。

淌出血來

行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。那nà鈀pá齒chǐ兒ér尖jiān,恐kǒng築zhù破pò皮pí,淌tǎng出chū血xuè來lái,師shī父fù看kàn見jiàn,又yòu說shuō我wǒ們men傷shāng生shēng。只zhǐ調diào柄bǐng子zi來lái打dǎ罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù好hǎo,不bù好hǎo。那nà钯pá齿chǐ儿ér尖jiān,恐kǒng筑zhù破pò皮pí,淌tǎng出chū血xuè来lái,师shī父fù看kàn见jiàn,又yòu说shuō我wǒ们men伤shāng生shēng。只zhǐ调diào柄bǐng子zi来lái打dǎ罢bà。」

兩個象奴

真zhēn個gè獃dāi子zi舉jǔ鈀pá柄bǐng,走zǒu一yí步bù,打dǎ一yí下xià;行xíng者zhě牽qiān著zhe鼻bí子zi:就jiù似sì兩liǎng個gè象xiàng奴nú,牽qiān至zhì坡pō下xià。真zhēn个gè呆dāi子zi举jǔ钯pá柄bǐng,走zǒu一yí步bù,打dǎ一yí下xià;行xíng者zhě牵qiān着zhe鼻bí子zi:就jiù似sì两liǎng个gè象xiàng奴nú,牵qiān至zhì坡pō下xià。

揪著鼻子

只zhǐ見jiàn三sān藏zàng凝níng睛jīng盼pàn望wàng,見jiàn他tā兩liǎng個gè嚷rǎng嚷rǎng鬧nào鬧nào而ér來lái,即jí喚huàn:「悟wù淨jìng,你nǐ看kàn悟wù空kōng牽qiān的de是shì甚shén麼me?」沙shā僧sēng見jiàn了le,笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù,大dà師shī兄xiōng把bǎ妖yāo精jīng揪jiū著zhe鼻bí子zi拉lā來lái,真zhēn愛ài殺shā人rén也yě。」只zhǐ见jiàn三sān藏zàng凝níng睛jīng盼pàn望wàng,见jiàn他tā两liǎng个gè嚷rǎng嚷rǎng闹nào闹nào而ér来lái,即jí唤huàn:「悟wù净jìng,你nǐ看kàn悟wù空kōng牵qiān的de是shì甚shén么me?」沙shā僧sēng见jiàn了le,笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù,大dà师shī兄xiōng把bǎ妖yāo精jīng揪jiū着zhe鼻bí子zi拉lā来lái,真zhēn爱ài杀shā人rén也yě。」

莫傷他性命

三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!那nà般bān大dà個gè妖yāo精jīng,那nà般bān長cháng個gè鼻bí子zi。你nǐ且qiě問wèn他tā:他tā若ruò喜xǐ喜xǐ歡huān歡huān送sòng我wǒ等děng過guò山shān,可kě饒ráo了le他tā,莫mò傷shāng他tā性xìng命mìng。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!那nà般bān大dà个gè妖yāo精jīng,那nà般bān长cháng个gè鼻bí子zi。你nǐ且qiě问wèn他tā:他tā若ruò喜xǐ喜xǐ欢huān欢huān送sòng我wǒ等děng过guò山shān,可kě饶ráo了le他tā,莫mò伤shāng他tā性xìng命mìng。」

如重傷風

沙shā僧sēng急jí縱zòng前qián迎yíng著zhe,高gāo聲shēng叫jiào道dào:「師shī父fù說shuō:那nà怪guài果guǒ送sòng師shī父fù過guò山shān,教jiào不bú要yào傷shāng他tā命mìng哩li。」那nà怪guài聞wén說shuō,連lián忙máng跪guì下xià,口kǒu裡lǐ嗚wū嗚wū的de答dá應yìng。原yuán來lái被bèi行xíng者zhě揪jiū著zhe鼻bí子zi,捏niē儾nàng了le,就jiù如rú重zhòng傷shāng風fēng一yì般bān。沙shā僧sēng急jí纵zòng前qián迎yíng着zhe,高gāo声shēng叫jiào道dào:「师shī父fù说shuō:那nà怪guài果guǒ送sòng师shī父fù过guò山shān,教jiào不bú要yào伤shāng他tā命mìng哩li。」那nà怪guài闻wén说shuō,连lián忙máng跪guì下xià,口kǒu里lǐ呜wū呜wū的de答dá应yìng。原yuán来lái被bèi行xíng者zhě揪jiū着zhe鼻bí子zi,捏niē儾nàng了le,就jiù如rú重zhòng伤shāng风fēng一yì般bān。

如再變卦

叫jiào道dào:「唐táng老lǎo爺yé,若ruò肯kěn饒ráo命mìng,即jí便biàn擡tái轎jiào相xiāng送sòng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ師shī徒tú俱jù是shì善shàn勝shèng之zhī人rén,依yī你nǐ言yán,且qiě饒ráo你nǐ命mìng。快kuài擡tái轎jiào來lái,如rú再zài變biàn卦guà,拿ná住zhù決jué不bú再zài饒ráo。」叫jiào道dào:「唐táng老lǎo爷yé,若ruò肯kěn饶ráo命mìng,即jí便biàn抬tái轿jiào相xiāng送sòng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ师shī徒tú俱jù是shì善shàn胜shèng之zhī人rén,依yī你nǐ言yán,且qiě饶ráo你nǐ命mìng。快kuài抬tái轿jiào来lái,如rú再zài变biàn卦guà,拿ná住zhù决jué不bú再zài饶ráo。」

晾晒衣服

那nà怪guài得dé脫tuō手shǒu,磕kē頭tóu而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě同tóng八bā戒jiè見jiàn唐táng僧sēng,備bèi言yán前qián事shì。八bā戒jiè慚cán愧kuì不bú勝shèng,在zài坡pō前qián晾liàng晒shài衣yī服fú,等děng候hòu不bù題tí。那nà怪guài得dé脱tuō手shǒu,磕kē头tóu而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě同tóng八bā戒jiè见jiàn唐táng僧sēng,备bèi言yán前qián事shì。八bā戒jiè惭cán愧kuì不bú胜shèng,在zài坡pō前qián晾liàng晒shài衣yī服fú,等děng候hòu不bù题tí。

戰戰兢兢

那nà二èr魔mó戰zhàn戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng回huí洞dòng。未wèi到dào時shí,已yǐ有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo報bào知zhī老lǎo魔mó、三sān魔mó,說shuō二èr魔mó被bèi行xíng者zhě揪jiū著zhe鼻bí子zi拉lā去qù。老lǎo魔mó悚sǒng懼jù,與yǔ三sān魔mó帥shuài眾zhòng方fāng出chū,見jiàn二èr魔mó獨dú回huí,又yòu皆jiē接jiē入rù,問wèn及jí放fàng回huí之zhī故gù。那nà二èr魔mó战zhàn战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng回huí洞dòng。未wèi到dào时shí,已yǐ有yǒu小xiǎo妖yāo报bào知zhī老lǎo魔mó、三sān魔mó,说shuō二èr魔mó被bèi行xíng者zhě揪jiū着zhe鼻bí子zi拉lā去qù。老lǎo魔mó悚sǒng惧jù,与yǔ三sān魔mó帅shuài众zhòng方fāng出chū,见jiàn二èr魔mó独dú回huí,又yòu皆jiē接jiē入rù,问wèn及jí放fàng回huí之zhī故gù。

面面相覷

二èr魔mó把bǎ三sān藏zàng慈cí憫mǐn善shàn勝shèng之zhī言yán,對duì眾zhòng說shuō了le一yí遍biàn。一yí個gè個gè面miàn面miàn相xiāng覷qù,更gèng不bù敢gǎn言yán。二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge可kě送sòng唐táng僧sēng麼me?」二èr魔mó把bǎ三sān藏zàng慈cí悯mǐn善shàn胜shèng之zhī言yán,对duì众zhòng说shuō了le一yí遍biàn。一yí个gè个gè面miàn面miàn相xiāng觑qù,更gèng不bù敢gǎn言yán。二èr魔mó道dào:「哥gē哥ge可kě送sòng唐táng僧sēng么me?」

廣施仁義

老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ說shuō那nǎ裡lǐ話huà?孫sūn行xíng者zhě是shì個gè廣guǎng施shī仁rén義yì的de猴hóu頭tóu:他tā先xiān在zài我wǒ肚dù裡lǐ,若ruò肯kěn害hài我wǒ性xìng命mìng,一yì千qiān個gè也yě被bèi他tā弄nòng殺shā了le;卻què才cái揪jiū住zhù你nǐ鼻bí子zi,若ruò是shì扯chě了le去qù不bú放fàng回huí,只zhǐ捏niē破pò你nǐ的de鼻bí子zi頭tóu兒ér,卻què也yě惶huáng恐kǒng。老lǎo魔mó道dào:「兄xiōng弟dì,你nǐ说shuō那nǎ里lǐ话huà?孙sūn行xíng者zhě是shì个gè广guǎng施shī仁rén义yì的de猴hóu头tóu:他tā先xiān在zài我wǒ肚dù里lǐ,若ruò肯kěn害hài我wǒ性xìng命mìng,一yì千qiān个gè也yě被bèi他tā弄nòng杀shā了le;却què才cái揪jiū住zhù你nǐ鼻bí子zi,若ruò是shì扯chě了le去qù不bú放fàng回huí,只zhǐ捏niē破pò你nǐ的de鼻bí子zi头tóu儿ér,却què也yě惶huáng恐kǒng。

送送送

快kuài早zǎo安ān排pái送sòng他tā去qù罷bà。」三sān魔mó笑xiào道dào:「送sòng送sòng送sòng。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「賢xián弟dì這zhè話huà,卻què又yòu像xiàng尚shàng氣qì的de了le。你nǐ不bú送sòng,我wǒ兩liǎng個gè送sòng去qù罷bà。」快kuài早zǎo安ān排pái送sòng他tā去qù罢bà。」三sān魔mó笑xiào道dào:「送sòng送sòng送sòng。」老lǎo魔mó道dào:「贤xián弟dì这zhè话huà,却què又yòu像xiàng尚shàng气qì的de了le。你nǐ不bú送sòng,我wǒ两liǎng个gè送sòng去qù罢bà。」

調虎離山

三sān魔mó又yòu笑xiào道dào:「二èr位wèi兄xiōng長zhǎng在zài上shàng:那nà和hé尚shàng倘tǎng不bú要yào我wǒ們men送sòng,只zhǐ這zhè等děng瞞mán過guò去qù,還hái是shì他tā的de造zào化huà;若ruò要yào送sòng,不bù知zhī正zhèng中zhòng了le我wǒ的de調diào虎hǔ離lí山shān之zhī計jì哩li。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「何hé為wéi『調diào虎hǔ離lí山shān』?」三sān魔mó又yòu笑xiào道dào:「二èr位wèi兄xiōng长zhǎng在zài上shàng:那nà和hé尚shàng倘tǎng不bú要yào我wǒ们men送sòng,只zhǐ这zhè等děng瞒mán过guò去qù,还hái是shì他tā的de造zào化huà;若ruò要yào送sòng,不bù知zhī正zhèng中zhòng了le我wǒ的de调diào虎hǔ离lí山shān之zhī计jì哩li。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「何hé为wéi『调diào虎hǔ离lí山shān』?」

萬中選千

三sān怪guài道dào:「如rú今jīn把bǎ滿mǎn洞dòng群qún妖yāo點diǎn將jiāng起qǐ來lái,萬wàn中zhōng選xuǎn千qiān,千qiān中zhōng選xuǎn百bǎi,百bǎi中zhōng選xuǎn十shí六liù個gè,又yòu選xuǎn三sān十shí個gè。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「怎zěn麼me既jì要yào十shí六liù,又yòu要yào三sān十shí?」三sān怪guài道dào:「如rú今jīn把bǎ满mǎn洞dòng群qún妖yāo点diǎn将jiāng起qǐ来lái,万wàn中zhōng选xuǎn千qiān,千qiān中zhōng选xuǎn百bǎi,百bǎi中zhōng选xuǎn十shí六liù个gè,又yòu选xuǎn三sān十shí个gè。」老lǎo怪guài道dào:「怎zěn么me既jì要yào十shí六liù,又yòu要yào三sān十shí?」

安排茶飯

三sān怪guài道dào:「要yào三sān十shí個gè會huì烹pēng煮zhǔ的de,與yǔ他tā些xiē精jīng米mǐ、細xì麵miàn、竹zhú筍sǔn、茶chá芽yá、香xiāng蕈xùn、蘑mó菇gū、豆dòu腐fu、麵miàn筋jīn,著zhuó他tā二èr十shí里lǐ或huò三sān十shí里lǐ,搭dā下xià窩wō鋪pù,安ān排pái茶chá飯fàn,管guǎn待dài唐táng僧sēng。」三sān怪guài道dào:「要yào三sān十shí个gè会huì烹pēng煮zhǔ的de,与yǔ他tā些xiē精jīng米mǐ、细xì面miàn、竹zhú笋sǔn、茶chá芽yá、香xiāng蕈xùn、蘑mó菇gū、豆dòu腐fu、面miàn筋jīn,着zhuó他tā二èr十shí里lǐ或huò三sān十shí里lǐ,搭dā下xià窝wō铺pù,安ān排pái茶chá饭fàn,管guǎn待dài唐táng僧sēng。」

八個喝路

老lǎo怪guài道dào:「又yòu要yào十shí六liù個gè何hé用yòng?」三sān怪guài道dào:「著zhuó八bā個gè擡tái,八bā個gè喝hè路lù。我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng相xiāng隨suí左zuǒ右yòu,送sòng他tā一yì程chéng。老lǎo怪guài道dào:「又yòu要yào十shí六liù个gè何hé用yòng?」三sān怪guài道dào:「着zhuó八bā个gè抬tái,八bā个gè喝hè路lù。我wǒ弟dì兄xiōng相xiāng随suí左zuǒ右yòu,送sòng他tā一yì程chéng。

接應的人馬

此cǐ去qù向xiàng西xī四sì百bǎi餘yú里lǐ,就jiù是shì我wǒ的de城chéng池chí,我wǒ那nà裡lǐ自zì有yǒu接jiē應yìng的de人rén馬mǎ。若ruò至zhì城chéng邊biān,……如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,著zhuó他tā師shī徒tú首shǒu尾wěi不bù能néng相xiāng顧gù。要yào捉zhuō唐táng僧sēng,全quán在zài此cǐ十shí六liù個gè身shēn上shàng成chéng功gōng。」此cǐ去qù向xiàng西xī四sì百bǎi余yú里lǐ,就jiù是shì我wǒ的de城chéng池chí,我wǒ那nà里lǐ自zì有yǒu接jiē应yìng的de人rén马mǎ。若ruò至zhì城chéng边biān,……如rú此cǐ如rú此cǐ,着zhuó他tā师shī徒tú首shǒu尾wěi不bù能néng相xiāng顾gù。要yào捉zhuō唐táng僧sēng,全quán在zài此cǐ十shí六liù个gè身shēn上shàng成chéng功gōng。」

如醉方醒

老lǎo怪guài聞wén言yán,歡huān欣xīn不bù已yǐ;真zhēn是shì如rú醉zuì方fāng醒xǐng,似sì夢mèng方fāng覺jué。道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo!」即jí點diǎn眾zhòng妖yāo,先xiān選xuǎn三sān十shí,與yǔ他tā物wù件jiàn;又yòu選xuǎn十shí六liù,擡tái一yì頂dǐng香xiāng藤téng轎jiào子zi:同tóng出chū門mén來lái。老lǎo怪guài闻wén言yán,欢huān欣xīn不bù已yǐ;真zhēn是shì如rú醉zuì方fāng醒xǐng,似sì梦mèng方fāng觉jué。道dào:「好hǎo好hǎo好hǎo!」即jí点diǎn众zhòng妖yāo,先xiān选xuǎn三sān十shí,与yǔ他tā物wù件jiàn;又yòu选xuǎn十shí六liù,抬tái一yì顶dǐng香xiāng藤téng轿jiào子zi:同tóng出chū门mén来lái。

多心的猴子

又yòu吩fēn咐fu眾zhòng妖yāo:「俱jù不bù許xǔ上shàng山shān閑xián走zǒu:孫sūn行xíng者zhě是shì個gè多duō心xīn的de猴hóu子zi,若ruò見jiàn汝rǔ等děng往wǎng來lái,他tā必bì生shēng疑yí,識shí破pò此cǐ計jì。」又yòu吩fēn咐fu众zhòng妖yāo:「俱jù不bù许xǔ上shàng山shān闲xián走zǒu:孙sūn行xíng者zhě是shì个gè多duō心xīn的de猴hóu子zi,若ruò见jiàn汝rǔ等děng往wǎng来lái,他tā必bì生shēng疑yí,识shí破pò此cǐ计jì。」

不犯紅沙

老lǎo怪guài遂suì帥shuài眾zhòng至zhì大dà路lù傍páng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「唐táng老lǎo爺yé,今jīn日rì不bú犯fàn紅hóng沙shā,請qǐng老lǎo爺yé早zǎo早zǎo過guò山shān。」三sān藏zàng聞wén之zhī道dào:「悟wù空kōng,是shì甚shén人rén叫jiào我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「那nà廂xiāng是shì老lǎo孫sūn降xiáng伏fú的de妖yāo精jīng擡tái轎jiào來lái送sòng你nǐ哩li。」老lǎo怪guài遂suì帅shuài众zhòng至zhì大dà路lù傍páng高gāo叫jiào道dào:「唐táng老lǎo爷yé,今jīn日rì不bú犯fàn红hóng沙shā,请qǐng老lǎo爷yé早zǎo早zǎo过guò山shān。」三sān藏zàng闻wén之zhī道dào:「悟wù空kōng,是shì甚shén人rén叫jiào我wǒ?」行xíng者zhě指zhǐ定dìng道dào:「那nà厢xiāng是shì老lǎo孙sūn降xiáng伏fú的de妖yāo精jīng抬tái轿jiào来lái送sòng你nǐ哩li。」

傳揚善果

三sān藏zàng合hé掌zhǎng朝cháo天tiān道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!若ruò不bú是shì賢xián徒tú如rú此cǐ之zhī能néng,我wǒ怎zěn生shēng得dé去qù?」徑jìng直zhí向xiàng前qián,對duì眾zhòng妖yāo作zuò禮lǐ道dào:「多duō承chéng列liè位wèi之zhī愛ài,我wǒ弟dì子zǐ取qǔ經jīng東dōng回huí向xiàng長cháng安ān,當dāng傳chuán揚yáng善shàn果guǒ也yě。」三sān藏zàng合hé掌zhǎng朝cháo天tiān道dào:「善shàn哉zāi!善shàn哉zāi!若ruò不bú是shì贤xián徒tú如rú此cǐ之zhī能néng,我wǒ怎zěn生shēng得dé去qù?」径jìng直zhí向xiàng前qián,对duì众zhòng妖yāo作zuò礼lǐ道dào:「多duō承chéng列liè位wèi之zhī爱ài,我wǒ弟dì子zǐ取qǔ经jīng东dōng回huí向xiàng长cháng安ān,当dāng传chuán扬yáng善shàn果guǒ也yě。」

肉眼凡胎

眾zhòng妖yāo叩kòu首shǒu道dào:「請qǐng老lǎo爺yé上shàng轎jiào。」那nà三sān藏zàng肉ròu眼yǎn凡fán胎tāi,不bù知zhī是shì計jì。孫sūn大dà聖shèng又yòu是shì太tài乙yǐ金jīn仙xiān,忠zhōng正zhèng之zhī性xìng,只zhǐ以yǐ為wéi擒qín縱zòng之zhī功gōng,降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài,亦yì豈qǐ期qī他tā都dōu有yǒu異yì謀móu?卻què也yě不bù曾céng詳xiáng察chá,盡jìn著zhe師shī父fù之zhī意yì。众zhòng妖yāo叩kòu首shǒu道dào:「请qǐng老lǎo爷yé上shàng轿jiào。」那nà三sān藏zàng肉ròu眼yǎn凡fán胎tāi,不bù知zhī是shì计jì。孙sūn大dà圣shèng又yòu是shì太tài乙yǐ金jīn仙xiān,忠zhōng正zhèng之zhī性xìng,只zhǐ以yǐ为wéi擒qín纵zòng之zhī功gōng,降xiáng了le妖yāo怪guài,亦yì岂qǐ期qī他tā都dōu有yǒu异yì谋móu?却què也yě不bù曾céng详xiáng察chá,尽jìn着zhe师shī父fù之zhī意yì。

顧盼吉凶

即jí命mìng八bā戒jiè將jiāng行xíng李lǐ捎shāo在zài馬mǎ上shàng,與yǔ沙shā僧sēng緊jǐn隨suí。他tā使shǐ鐵tiě棒bàng向xiàng前qián開kāi路lù,顧gù盼pàn吉jí凶xiōng。八bā個gè擡tái起qǐ轎jiào子zi,八bā個gè一yí遞dì一yì聲shēng喝hè道dào,三sān個gè妖yāo扶fú著zhe轎jiào扛káng。師shī父fù喜xǐ喜xǐ歡huān歡huān的de端duān坐zuò轎jiào上shàng。上shàng了le高gāo山shān,依yī大dà路lù而ér行xíng。即jí命mìng八bā戒jiè将jiāng行xíng李lǐ捎shāo在zài马mǎ上shàng,与yǔ沙shā僧sēng紧jǐn随suí。他tā使shǐ铁tiě棒bàng向xiàng前qián开kāi路lù,顾gù盼pàn吉jí凶xiōng。八bā个gè抬tái起qǐ轿jiào子zi,八bā个gè一yí递dì一yì声shēng喝hè道dào,三sān个gè妖yāo扶fú着zhe轿jiào扛káng。师shī父fù喜xǐ喜xǐ欢huān欢huān的de端duān坐zuò轿jiào上shàng。上shàng了le高gāo山shān,依yī大dà路lù而ér行xíng。

泰極否還生

此cǐ一yí去qù,豈qǐ知zhī歡huān喜xǐ之zhī間jiān愁chóu又yòu至zhì。經jīng云yún:「泰tài極jí否pǐ還hái生shēng。」時shí運yùn相xiāng逢féng真zhēn太tài歲suì,又yòu值zhí喪sāng門mén吊diào客kè星xīng。此cǐ一yí去qù,岂qǐ知zhī欢huān喜xǐ之zhī间jiān愁chóu又yòu至zhì。经jīng云yún:「泰tài极jí否pǐ还hái生shēng。」时shí运yùn相xiāng逢féng真zhēn太tài岁suì,又yòu值zhí丧sāng门mén吊diào客kè星xīng。

良宵一宿

那nà夥huǒ妖yāo魔mó同tóng心xīn合hé意yì的de侍shì衛wèi左zuǒ右yòu,早zǎo晚wǎn慇yīn懃qín。行xíng經jīng三sān十shí里lǐ獻xiàn齋zhāi,五wǔ十shí里lǐ又yòu齋zhāi,未wèi晚wǎn請qǐng歇xiē,沿yán路lù齊qí齊qí整zhěng整zhěng。一yí日rì三sān餐cān,遂suì心xīn滿mǎn意yì;良liáng宵xiāo一yì宿xiǔ,好hǎo處chù安ān身shēn。那nà伙huǒ妖yāo魔mó同tóng心xīn合hé意yì的de侍shì卫wèi左zuǒ右yòu,早zǎo晚wǎn慇yīn懃qín。行xíng经jīng三sān十shí里lǐ献xiàn斋zhāi,五wǔ十shí里lǐ又yòu斋zhāi,未wèi晚wǎn请qǐng歇xiē,沿yán路lù齐qí齐qí整zhěng整zhěng。一yí日rì三sān餐cān,遂suì心xīn满mǎn意yì;良liáng宵xiāo一yì宿xiǔ,好hǎo处chù安ān身shēn。

許多惡氣

西xī進jìn有yǒu四sì百bǎi里lǐ餘yú程chéng,忽hū見jiàn城chéng池chí相xiāng近jìn。大dà聖shèng舉jǔ鐵tiě棒bàng,離lí轎jiào僅jǐn有yǒu一yì里lǐ之zhī遙yáo,見jiàn城chéng池chí,把bǎ他tā嚇xià了le一yì跌diē,掙zhēng挫cuò不bù起qǐ。你nǐ道dào他tā只zhǐ這zhè般bān大dà膽dǎn,如rú何hé見jiàn此cǐ著zháo諕xià?原yuán來lái望wàng見jiàn那nà城chéng中zhōng有yǒu許xǔ多duō惡è氣qì。西xī进jìn有yǒu四sì百bǎi里lǐ余yú程chéng,忽hū见jiàn城chéng池chí相xiāng近jìn。大dà圣shèng举jǔ铁tiě棒bàng,离lí轿jiào仅jǐn有yǒu一yì里lǐ之zhī遥yáo,见jiàn城chéng池chí,把bǎ他tā吓xià了le一yì跌diē,挣zhēng挫cuò不bù起qǐ。你nǐ道dào他tā只zhǐ这zhè般bān大dà胆dǎn,如rú何hé见jiàn此cǐ着zháo諕xià?原yuán来lái望wàng见jiàn那nà城chéng中zhōng有yǒu许xǔ多duō恶è气qì。

虎狼城

乃nǎi是shì:乃nǎi是shì:

攢cuán攢cuán簇cù簇cù妖yāo魔mó怪guài,四sì門mén都dōu是shì狼láng精jīng靈líng。攒cuán攒cuán簇cù簇cù妖yāo魔mó怪guài,四sì门mén都dōu是shì狼láng精jīng灵líng。
斑bān斕lán老lǎo虎hǔ為wéi都dū管guǎn,白bái面miàn雄xióng彪biāo作zuò總zǒng兵bīng。斑bān斓lán老lǎo虎hǔ为wéi都dū管guǎn,白bái面miàn雄xióng彪biāo作zuò总zǒng兵bīng。
丫yā叉chā角jiǎo鹿lù傳chuán文wén引yǐn,伶líng俐lì狐hú狸li當dāng道dào行xíng。丫yā叉chā角jiǎo鹿lù传chuán文wén引yǐn,伶líng俐lì狐hú狸li当dāng道dào行xíng。
千qiān尺chǐ大dà蟒mǎng圍wéi城chéng走zǒu,萬wàn丈zhàng長cháng蛇shé占zhàn路lù程chéng。千qiān尺chǐ大dà蟒mǎng围wéi城chéng走zǒu,万wàn丈zhàng长cháng蛇shé占zhàn路lù程chéng。
樓lóu下xià蒼cāng狼láng呼hū令lìng使shǐ,臺tái前qián花huā豹bào作zuò人rén聲shēng。楼lóu下xià苍cāng狼láng呼hū令lìng使shǐ,台tái前qián花huā豹bào作zuò人rén声shēng。
搖yáo旗qí擂léi鼓gǔ皆jiē妖yāo怪guài,巡xún更gēng坐zuò鋪pù盡jìn山shān精jīng。摇yáo旗qí擂léi鼓gǔ皆jiē妖yāo怪guài,巡xún更gēng坐zuò铺pù尽jìn山shān精jīng。
狡jiǎo兔tù開kāi門mén弄nòng買mǎi賣mài,野yě豬zhū挑tiāo擔dàn幹gàn營yíng生shēng。狡jiǎo兔tù开kāi门mén弄nòng买mǎi卖mài,野yě猪zhū挑tiāo担dàn干gàn营yíng生shēng。
先xiān年nián原yuán是shì天tiān朝cháo國guó,如rú今jīn翻fān作zuò虎hǔ狼láng城chéng。先xiān年nián原yuán是shì天tiān朝cháo国guó,如rú今jīn翻fān作zuò虎hǔ狼láng城chéng。
方天戟

那nà大dà聖shèng正zhèng當dāng悚sǒng懼jù,只zhǐ聽tīng得dé耳ěr後hòu風fēng響xiǎng。急jí回huí頭tóu觀guān看kàn,原yuán來lái是shì三sān魔mó雙shuāng手shǒu舉jǔ一yì柄bǐng畫huà桿gǎn方fāng天tiān戟jǐ,往wǎng大dà聖shèng頭tóu上shàng打dǎ來lái;大dà聖shèng急jí翻fān身shēn爬pá起qǐ,使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。那nà大dà圣shèng正zhèng当dāng悚sǒng惧jù,只zhǐ听tīng得dé耳ěr后hòu风fēng响xiǎng。急jí回huí头tóu观guān看kàn,原yuán来lái是shì三sān魔mó双shuāng手shǒu举jǔ一yì柄bǐng画huà杆gǎn方fāng天tiān戟jǐ,往wǎng大dà圣shèng头tóu上shàng打dǎ来lái;大dà圣shèng急jí翻fān身shēn爬pá起qǐ,使shǐ金jīn箍gū棒bàng劈pī面miàn相xiāng迎yíng。

更不打話

他tā兩liǎng個gè各gè懷huái惱nǎo怒nù,氣qì呼hū呼hū,更gèng不bù打dǎ話huà;咬yǎo著zhe牙yá,各gè要yào相xiāng爭zhēng。他tā两liǎng个gè各gè怀huái恼nǎo怒nù,气qì呼hū呼hū,更gèng不bù打dǎ话huà;咬yǎo着zhe牙yá,各gè要yào相xiāng争zhēng。

支開架子

又yòu見jiàn那nà老lǎo魔mó頭tóu傳chuán號hào令lìng,舉jǔ鋼gāng刀dāo便biàn砍kǎn八bā戒jiè;八bā戒jiè慌huāng得de丟diū了le馬mǎ,掄lūn著zhe鈀pá,向xiàng前qián亂luàn築zhù。那nà二èr魔mó纏chán長cháng槍qiāng,望wàng沙shā僧sēng刺cì來lái;沙shā僧sēng使shǐ降xiáng妖yāo杖zhàng,支zhī開kāi架jià子zi敵dí住zhù。又yòu见jiàn那nà老lǎo魔mó头tóu传chuán号hào令lìng,举jǔ钢gāng刀dāo便biàn砍kǎn八bā戒jiè;八bā戒jiè慌huāng得de丢diū了le马mǎ,抡lūn着zhe钯pá,向xiàng前qián乱luàn筑zhù。那nà二èr魔mó缠chán长cháng枪qiāng,望wàng沙shā僧sēng刺cì来lái;沙shā僧sēng使shǐ降xiáng妖yāo杖zhàng,支zhī开kāi架jià子zi敌dí住zhù。

捨死忘生

三sān個gè魔mó頭tóu與yǔ三sān個gè和hé尚shàng,一yí個gè敵dí一yí個gè,在zài那nà山shān頭tóu捨shě死sǐ忘wàng生shēng苦kǔ戰zhàn。三sān个gè魔mó头tóu与yǔ三sān个gè和hé尚shàng,一yí个gè敌dí一yí个gè,在zài那nà山shān头tóu舍shě死sǐ忘wàng生shēng苦kǔ战zhàn。

遵號令

那nà十shí六liù個gè小xiǎo妖yāo卻què遵zūn號hào令lìng,各gè各gè效xiào能néng:搶qiǎng了le白bái馬mǎ、行xíng囊náng,把bǎ三sān藏zàng一yì擁yōng,擡tái著zhe轎jiào子zi,徑jìng至zhì城chéng邊biān,高gāo叫jiào道dào:「大dà王wáng爺yé爺ye定dìng計jì,已yǐ拿ná得de唐táng僧sēng來lái了le。」那nà城chéng上shàng大dà小xiǎo妖yāo精jīng,一yí個gè個gè跑pǎo下xià,將jiāng城chéng門mén大dà開kāi。那nà十shí六liù个gè小xiǎo妖yāo却què遵zūn号hào令lìng,各gè各gè效xiào能néng:抢qiǎng了le白bái马mǎ、行xíng囊náng,把bǎ三sān藏zàng一yì拥yōng,抬tái着zhe轿jiào子zi,径jìng至zhì城chéng边biān,高gāo叫jiào道dào:「大dà王wáng爷yé爷ye定dìng计jì,已yǐ拿ná得de唐táng僧sēng来lái了le。」那nà城chéng上shàng大dà小xiǎo妖yāo精jīng,一yí个gè个gè跑pǎo下xià,将jiāng城chéng门mén大dà开kāi。

不中吃了

吩fēn咐fu各gè營yíng捲juǎn旗qí息xī鼓gǔ,不bù許xǔ吶nà喊hǎn篩shāi鑼luó。說shuō:「大dà王wáng原yuán有yǒu令lìng在zài前qián,不bù許xǔ嚇xià了le唐táng僧sēng。唐táng僧sēng禁jīn不bù得de恐kǒng嚇xià,一yí嚇xià就jiù肉ròu酸suān,不bú中zhòng吃chī了le。」吩fēn咐fu各gè营yíng卷juǎn旗qí息xī鼓gǔ,不bù许xǔ呐nà喊hǎn筛shāi锣luó。说shuō:「大dà王wáng原yuán有yǒu令lìng在zài前qián,不bù许xǔ吓xià了le唐táng僧sēng。唐táng僧sēng禁jīn不bù得de恐kǒng吓xià,一yí吓xià就jiù肉ròu酸suān,不bú中zhòng吃chī了le。」

舉眼無親

眾zhòng妖yāo都dōu歡huān天tiān喜xǐ地dì邀yāo三sān藏zàng,控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn接jiē主zhǔ僧sēng。把bǎ唐táng僧sēng一yí轎jiào子zi擡tái上shàng金jīn鑾luán殿diàn,請qǐng他tā坐zuò在zài當dāng中zhōng,一yí壁bì廂xiāng獻xiàn茶chá獻xiàn飯fàn,左zuǒ右yòu旋xuán繞rào。那nà長zhǎng老lǎo昏hūn昏hūn沉chén沉chén,舉jǔ眼yǎn無wú親qīn。众zhòng妖yāo都dōu欢huān天tiān喜xǐ地dì邀yāo三sān藏zàng,控kòng背bèi躬gōng身shēn接jiē主zhǔ僧sēng。把bǎ唐táng僧sēng一yí轿jiào子zi抬tái上shàng金jīn銮luán殿diàn,请qǐng他tā坐zuò在zài当dāng中zhōng,一yí壁bì厢xiāng献xiàn茶chá献xiàn饭fàn,左zuǒ右yòu旋xuán绕rào。那nà长zhǎng老lǎo昏hūn昏hūn沉chén沉chén,举jǔ眼yǎn无wú亲qīn。

下回分解

畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī性xìng命mìng何hé如rú,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī性xìng命mìng何hé如rú,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 A Cord Tied to the Heart

The tale tells how the Great Sage Sun, having wrangled a while inside the old fiend's belly, left the monster sprawled in the dust, soundless and without breath. Since he did not speak, the Sage supposed him dead, and so let go his grip a little. The fiend got his wind back and cried out: “Most merciful and compassionate Bodhisattva, Great Sage Equal to Heaven!” Wukong heard him and said: “My boy, spare yourself the trouble. Save a few syllables and just call me Grandpa Sun.” The demon, who valued his skin, called out in earnest: “Grandpa! Grandpa! The fault was mine. By one slip and a second blunder I swallowed you, and now you repay me by destroying me.

“I beg the Great Sage's mercy. Pity the ant that clings to life, spare me, and I will gladly see your master over the mountain.” The Great Sage, for all his heroism, cared greatly about advancing Tripitaka's journey. Seeing the fiend plead, and being a man easily worked on by flattery, he softened at once and called out: “Monster, I will spare you. How do you mean to see my master across?” The old fiend said: “Here I have no gold or silver, no pearls or kingfisher feather, no agate, coral, coloured glass, amber or tortoiseshell, none of the rare and precious things one might offer. We three brothers will carry a sedan chair of scented vine, and bear your master over this mountain.”

Wukong laughed and said: “If you will carry him in a chair, that beats any treasure. Open your mouth and I will come out.” The fiend did indeed open his mouth. Then the third fiend stepped close and said softly to the old one: “Elder brother, when he comes out, bite down hard, chew the monkey to pieces and swallow him. Then he will not be able to torment you.”

Now Wukong, listening from within, did not go out first. Instead he pushed the gold-banded cudgel through, to test him. The monster bit down, and with a crunch his front teeth were smashed to bits. Wukong drew the cudgel back and said: “A fine monster you are. I was willing to spare your life and come out, and you bite at me instead and try to take mine. I shall not come out. I shall simply worry you to death where I am. I am not coming out. I am not coming out.” The old fiend rounded on the third: “Brother, this is our own people undoing our own people. It was going well; I had got him to come out. Then you told me to bite him.

“He was not bitten at all, and my gums are throbbing for it. How did this come about?”

The third fiend, seeing the old one blame him, tried a goading stratagem, and cried out in a ringing voice: “Sun Wukong! Your name struck my ear like a peal of thunder. They said you flaunted your power outside the Southern Gate of Heaven, that you threw your weight about below the Hall of Miraculous Mist, that you subdue demons and bind monsters along the road to the West. And you turn out to be a small-time monkey after all.” Wukong said: “How am I small-time?” The third fiend said: “There is a saying: a fine traveller goes a thousand li, and his name travels ten thousand. Come out and match yourself against me. That is what a real man does.

“What sort of business is it to work away inside a man's belly? If that is not small-time, what is?” Wukong heard this and thought privately: “True, true, true. If I were now to tear his bowels apart, rip open his liver and finish this creature off, where would the difficulty lie? But it would truly ruin my good name. So be it, so be it. Open your mouth, and I will come out and match myself against you. Only this cave mouth of yours is cramped and awkward. There is no room to work a weapon. We must go somewhere open.” The third fiend heard him and at once mustered his monsters great and small. All told, front and rear, there were above thirty thousand goblins, every one of them gripping a keen weapon. They marched out of the cave and drew up in the Three Powers formation, waiting only for Wukong to leave the mouth, so that they might fall on him together.

The second fiend supported the old one out to the gate, and they called: “Sun Wukong! Come out if you are a man. Here is ground for fighting, and good fighting it will be.”

The Great Sage, still in the fiend's belly, heard from outside the cawing of crows and the chatter of magpies, the cry of cranes and the noise of wind, and knew they had come to open ground. But he thought: “If I do not go out, I break my word to him. And if I do go out, this monster has a man's face and a beast's heart. Earlier he said he would see my master across, then coaxed me out to bite me, and now he has mustered troops here as well. Very well then, very well. I shall give him the best of both ways: out I go, and still I leave a root growing in his belly.”

At once he reached back, plucked a hair from his tail, breathed on it and cried: “Change!” It changed into a cord no thicker than a hair, yet fully forty zhang in length. He let the cord out, and it thickened as soon as it met the air. One end he tied to the monster's heart and liver, working it into a slipknot. The knot did not bite so long as it was not pulled; pull it tight and it hurt. Holding the other end, he laughed and said: “Once I am out of here, if he sends my master across, well and good. If he does not, and starts swinging weapons about, I have no time to fight him. I need only tug this cord, and it will be as though I were still inside.”

Then he shrank himself very small and crawled outward. Crawling down to the throat, he saw the monster's square mouth held wide, the steel teeth above and below ranged like knife blades, and he thought suddenly: “No good, no good. If I go out by the mouth and pull this cord, he will feel the pain, bite down, and will he not cut it through? I shall leave by the place where he has no teeth.” Good Great Sage: paying out the cord, he crawled forward along the roof of the monster's mouth and up into his nostril. The old fiend's nose began to itch. With a sneeze he blew, and shot Wukong straight out.

Wukong met the wind, arched his back, and grew to some three zhang in height, one hand hauling on the cord, the other holding the iron cudgel. The fiend, not knowing what was good for him, saw him come out, raised his steel sabre and hacked at his face. The Great Sage met it with the iron cudgel in one hand. Then he saw the second fiend come on with a spear and the third with a halberd, striking wildly at head and face together. The Great Sage slackened the cord, put up his cudgel, and swiftly sprang away on a cloud. The truth was that he feared being ringed about by that crowd of lesser demons, where there would be no working room.

He sprang clear of the camp, went to an open hilltop, came down from his cloud, took the cord in both hands and hauled with all his force. Only then did the old fiend's heart begin to hurt. The fiend, in his pain, strained upward, and the Great Sage hauled downward again. The lesser demons, watching from a distance, cried out together: “Great King, do not provoke him! Let him go. This monkey pays no heed to the season. Qingming is not here yet — so where does he get off flying a kite?” The Great Sage heard this, and put his strength into a downward stamp on the cord. Down came the old fiend out of the air with a clatter, spinning like a spinning wheel, and fell into the dust.

He struck the dead hard yellow earth at the foot of the slope and made a pit two chi deep.

In alarm the second and third fiends brought their clouds down together, ran up and caught hold of the cord, knelt at the foot of the slope and pleaded: “Great Sage! We took you for an immortal of broad and oceanic capacity. Who would have thought you had the belly of a rat and the gut of a snail? We did indeed coax you out, meaning to meet you in the field; we never expected you to fasten a cord to our elder brother's heart.” Wukong laughed and said: “You pack of vile demons are thoroughly without manners. The first time you coaxed me out you bit me. This time you coaxed me out and drew up a battle line against me instead.

“Some tens of thousands of demon soldiers fighting me single-handed — it does not even stand to reason. Drag him off, drag him off, and let us go to my master.” The monsters knocked their heads on the ground together and said: “Great Sage, have mercy. Spare our lives, and we will gladly see the old master over the mountain.” Wukong laughed and said: “If you want your lives, you have only to take a knife and cut the cord through.” The old fiend said: “Grandfather! Cut the outside part, and the part in here is still tied to my heart, and there is a retching in my throat. What am I to do?”

Wukong said: “If that is how it is, open your mouth and let me go back in and untie the cord.” The old fiend took fright and said: “If he goes in this time, he will refuse to come out again. That would be hard indeed, hard indeed.” Wukong said: “I have the skill to loosen the inner end of the cord from out here. Once it is loosed, will you truly see my master across?” The old fiend said: “Loose it and we will send him. We would not dare speak a lying word.” The Great Sage examined the matter and found it honest. He gave his body a shake and took back the hair.

At once the monster's heart stopped hurting. This was the Great Sage's trick of concealment. It was a hair that had been tied to the creature's heart, so once the hair was taken back there was no more pain. The three monsters sprang to their feet and gave thanks: “Let the Great Sage return, report to Tripitaka, and have the baggage made ready. We will bring the chair at once and see him across.” The monsters laid down their spears and shields, and all went back into the cave.

The Great Sage gathered in his cord and turned back east along the mountain. From far off he saw Tripitaka lying on the ground, rolling and weeping bitterly, while Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing had opened the bundles, laid the baggage out in shares, and were dividing it there. Wukong sighed quietly to himself: “No need to spell it out. Bajie has surely told the master that the monster ate me, and the master, who cannot bear to lose me, is weeping. And that fool is splitting up the goods and breaking the party up. Well! Can that be what is happening? Let me call out to him once and see.”

He came down from his cloud and called: “Master.” Sha Wujing heard it and rounded on Bajie: “You are a coffin prop, you are — you do nothing but harm people. Our elder brother was never dead. You said he was, and you got up to this business here — how could he not have called out to us?” Bajie said: “I saw it plainly. The monster swallowed him at a gulp. It must be an unlucky day, and that monkey has come back to show his ghost.” Wukong came up to him, seized Bajie by the face with one hand, and with a slap set him staggering. “Blockhead! What ghost am I showing?”

The fool covered his face and said: “Brother, the creature really did eat you. How — how are you alive again?” Wukong said: “You useless bag of pus, is that what you think? He ate me, so I clawed at his bowels and squeezed his lungs, and then threaded this cord through his heart and hauled until the pain was past bearing. Every one of them knocked his head on the ground and begged, and only then did I spare his life. Now they are bringing a chair to carry my master over the mountain.” Tripitaka heard this, scrambled up in a rush, and bowed to Wukong: “Disciple, you have worn yourself out for me.

“Had I believed what Wuneng told me, I should have been finished.” Wukong swung his fist at Bajie and cursed him: “This chaff-stuffed idiot is thoroughly idle, and no sort of person at all. Master, do not be vexed. That monster will be here shortly to carry you.” Sha Wujing too was much ashamed, and quickly covered it over, gathering up the baggage and strapping the horse. They all waited on the road, and we say no more of it.

Now the three fiends led their host back into the cave, and the second said: “Elder brother, I took this Sun Wukong for something with nine heads and eight tails. He turns out to be a little bit of a monkey like that. You should not have swallowed him. Had you merely fought him, how could he have got the better of you and me? The tens of thousands of demons in this cave could drown him by spitting. Instead you swallowed him into your belly, where he could work his arts and make you suffer. How could you dare match yourself against him then? What was said just now about sending the Tang monk on was all of it pretence. What really mattered was my elder brother's life, so we coaxed him out. We shall certainly not send the monk.”

The old fiend said: “Worthy brother, what is your reason for not sending him?” The second fiend said: “Give me three thousand of the lesser demons and let me draw up a battle line. I have the skill to take this monkey.” The old fiend said: “Say nothing of three thousand. Raise the whole camp if you please. Only take him, and the credit will be shared among us all.”

The second fiend at once told off three thousand lesser demons, went straight to the roadside and drew them up, and set a blue-flag man to carry the word back and forth: “Sun Wukong, come out early and fight our Second Great King!” Bajie heard it and laughed: “Brother, there is a saying: do not tell your lies to a man from your own village. So you come playing tricks and stirring up mischief. How is it that you said you had subdued the monster and that a chair would come to carry the master, and now here he is challenging us to battle?” Wukong said: “The old fiend has been subdued by me and dares not show his head. If he so much as catches the word Sun his head aches.

“This will be the second monster, who is not content to send us on, and so is calling for a fight. I tell you, brother, this monster has two brothers, and see how they stand by each other. We are three brothers too. Are we to have none of that between us? I have subdued the elder fiend. The second is out there, and it would be no bad thing for you to give him a fight.” Bajie said: “What is there to fear in him? Let me go and give him a battle.” Wukong said: “Go then, if you are going.” Bajie laughed and said: “Brother, I will go — but lend me that cord of yours to use.”

Wukong said: “What do you want it for? You have not the skill to bore into his belly, nor the skill to tie it to his heart. What use is it to you?” Bajie said: “I want it buckled round my waist here, for a lifeline. You and Sha Wujing hold the far end and let me out to fight him. If you reckon I am winning, slacken off and I will take him. And if I am losing to him, pull me back, and do not let him drag me off.” Wukong laughed to himself: “Here is a chance to have some sport with the fool.” So he buckled the cord about Bajie's waist and packed him off to the fight.

The fool raised his muckrake, ran up the cliff and shouted: “Come out, monster, and fight your Grandfather Pig!” The blue-flag man ran to report: “Great King, a monk with a long snout and big ears has come.” The second fiend came straight out of camp, saw Bajie, and without a word of parley levelled his spear and thrust at his face. The fool raised his rake and went forward to meet him. The two of them closed in front of the slope. Before seven or eight passes were done the fool's arms went weak, he could not hold the monster off, and he turned his head and cried: “Brother! It is going badly! Pull the lifeline! Pull the lifeline!”

On this side the Great Sage heard him — and instead slackened the cord off and threw it after him. The fool, beaten, turned tail and ran. Now while the cord was dragging along behind him he did not feel it. But when he turned back, the slack fouled his feet, and he tripped himself and went down; he got up and went down again. The first fall was a stagger; the next put his snout in the ground. The monster caught up with him, unfurled his trunk like a river dragon, wrapped it once round Bajie, and carried him back to the cave in triumph. The demons sang a victory song together and came home in a crowd.

Down at the foot of the slope Tripitaka saw it, and turned on Wukong again: “Wukong, no wonder Wuneng cursed you for dead. It seems there is no love or kindness between you brothers at all, only envy and spite. He told you so plainly — pull the lifeline, pull it. Why did you not pull? Why throw the cord away instead? Now you have let him be taken. What is to be done?” Wukong laughed and said: “Master, you do cover up for him, and you are partial. Enough of it. When it was I who was carried off, you spared me not a thought — one way or the other I am timber to be spent.

“This fool has been caught for one moment, and at once you blame me. Let him take some hardship too, and then you will see what fetching the scriptures costs.” Tripitaka said: “Disciple, when you went, do you think I did not worry? But I thought how you can change your shape, and that you would surely come to no harm. That fool is built clumsy and cannot shift himself about. In going out there he has little luck and much peril. Go and rescue him, I beg you.” Wukong said: “Master, do not hold a grudge. Let me go and rescue him.”

He sprang up at once and hurried over the mountain, saying to himself in resentment: “That fool wished me dead. I shall not make things comfortable for him. Let me follow along and see how the monsters deal with him. When he has taken some punishment, then I will rescue him.” So he made the sign, spoke the true words, shook himself and changed into a gnat, flew across and settled at the root of Bajie's ear, and went with the monsters into the cave. The second fiend led his three thousand lesser monsters, with a great blowing and beating, and camped at the cave mouth. He carried Bajie in himself and said: “Elder brother, I have taken one.”

The old fiend said: “Bring him here and let me see.” He loosened his trunk, dropped Bajie down, and said: “Is this not he?” The old fiend said: “This one is no use.” Bajie heard it and said: “Great King, if the useless ones are let go, then send for a useful one and catch him instead.” The third fiend said: “Useless he may be, but he is still Zhu Bajie, the Tang monk's disciple. Tie him up and put him in the pond at the back to soak. When the soaking has taken the bristles off, split his belly open, salt him, dry him in the sun, and keep him for a rainy day with the drink.”

Bajie was appalled: “That does it, that does it. I have run into the pickling trade.” The monsters all set to at once, trussed the fool with his four limbs gathered like hooves, carried him swaying between them to the edge of the pond, and shoved him into the middle; then away they all went.

The Great Sage flew up to look, and there was the fool with all four limbs in the air, snout thrust out, half floating and half sinking, snorting through his mouth — truly a funny sight. He was for all the world like a big black lotus pod in the eighth or ninth month, frosted and dropping its seeds. The Great Sage looked at that face of his, and hated him and pitied him at once, and said: “What is to be done with him? He is one of the company for the Dragon Flower assembly after all. Only I cannot forgive him for forever splitting up the baggage and breaking the party, and for egging the master on to say the tightening spell at me.

“The other day I heard Sha Wujing say he has put a little by in private. I wonder whether it is so. Let me give him a fright and see.”

Good Great Sage: he flew close to Bajie's ear, put on a false voice and called: “Zhu Wuneng! Zhu Wuneng!” Bajie was thrown into a panic: “This is bad luck. My name Wuneng was given me by the Bodhisattva Guanyin, and since I followed the Tang monk I have been called Bajie as well. How can anyone here know I am called Wuneng?” The fool could not hold back and asked: “Which of you is calling my religious name?” Wukong said: “It is I.” The fool said: “And who are you?” Wukong said: “I am a summoner from the courts below.” The fool took fright: “Officer, where have you come from?”

Wukong said: “I am sent by the Five Kings of the Dead to fetch you.” The fool said: “Officer, go back for now and report to the Five Kings. They are on excellent terms with my elder brother Sun Wukong. Have them grant me a day, and come to fetch me tomorrow.” Wukong said: “Nonsense. If the King of the Dead has set you down for the third watch, who would dare keep you to the fourth? Come along smartly and spare yourself being roped and dragged.” The fool said: “Officer, is there nowhere you could do me a kindness? Look at the state of my face — do you suppose I still want to live?

“Die I certainly shall. Only wait a day. This monster means to fetch my master and the rest of them here as well, and then we can all meet, and settle up together.” Wukong laughed to himself and said: “Very well. I have thirty people on this warrant, all of them hereabouts. Let me collect them and bring them to you, and you may have your day's delay. Have you any money for the road? Give me a little and I will go.” Bajie said: “Alas, sir. Where would a man who has left his home have travelling money?” Wukong said: “If you have no money for the road, then I rope you, and you walk with me.”

The fool took fright: “Officer, do not rope me. I know that cord of yours. It is called the life-taking cord, and the moment it is on, the breath goes. I have some, I have, I have — I have a little, only not much.” Wukong said: “Where is it? Bring it out, quickly.” Bajie said: “Have pity, have pity. Ever since I became a monk down to this day, when devout families have given a meal to the monks, they have seen what a large stomach I have and given me rather more of the offering money than the others. I took it and put it by here, and in odds and ends it comes to five mace of silver.

“Because it was awkward to keep, I went into the city a while back and got a silversmith to melt it into one piece. And he had no conscience and stole a few fen of it, so it came to only four mace six fen in a single lump. Take it and go.” Wukong laughed to himself: “This fool has not even a pair of trousers to wear. Where can he have hidden it? Hey! Where is your silver?” Bajie said: “It is stuffed inside the hole of my left ear. I am tied up and cannot reach it. Take it yourself.”

Wukong heard him, reached into the hollow of the ear and drew it out, and it was indeed a lump of silver shaped like a saddle, a good four mace five or six fen in weight. He held it in his hand and could not keep back a great shout of laughter. The fool knew Wukong's voice, and swore at him from the water: “Damn you for a stable-boy! I am in this misery and you still come shaking me down for money.” Wukong laughed again: “You mash-fed thing. I have guarded the master and taken I cannot say how much hardship, and you have been putting money by in private.”

Bajie said: “You have a face on you. What private money is this? Every bit of it was scraped off my own teeth. I could not bring myself to spend it on food for my mouth. I kept it to buy a length of cloth and have a garment made, and you have frightened it out of me. Give me some of it back at least.” Wukong said: “You will not get half a fen of it.” Bajie swore: “Keep it then as the price of my life. But you might at least get me out of here.” Wukong said: “Do not lose your temper. Let me rescue you.” He put the silver away, showed himself in his own shape, drew out the iron cudgel, paddled the fool over to the bank, took hold of his feet, hauled him up and untied the ropes.

Bajie sprang up, stripped off his clothes, wrung the water out, gave them a shake and pulled them on again sodden, and said: “Brother, let us go out by the back door.” Wukong said: “Go out by the back door? Is that any way to get on? We go out by the front.” Bajie said: “My feet are numb from the ropes. I cannot run.” Wukong said: “Come along after me, quickly.”

Good Great Sage: he set the iron cudgel going through its whole repertoire and fought his way out. The fool bore the numbness and could only keep close behind him. Then he caught sight of his own muckrake propped inside the second gate. He went forward, shoved the little demons aside, scooped it up and set about laying into them, and with Wukong fought out through three or four sets of gates, killing more of the small demons than anyone could count. The old fiend heard it and said to the second: “A fine prisoner you took. A fine prisoner. Look at Sun Wukong — he has broken Zhu Bajie out and is wounding the small demons at the gates.”

The second fiend sprang up in haste, caught up his spear and ran out at the gate, shouting: “Wretched ape! Such insolence — how dare you make so little of us?” The Great Sage heard him, and answered and halted where he stood. The creature allowed no talking, but used his spear and thrust at once. Wukong was exactly the old hand who never hurries: he drew the iron cudgel and met the point full in the face. The two of them were outside the cave gate, and this was a fine slaughter:

The yellow-tusked old elephant took human shape · and swore brotherhood with the lion king. Because the great fiend came to make the match · they were of one mind in plotting to eat the Tang monk. The Great Sage Equal to Heaven has powers that reach far · upholding the right and clearing away evil, bent on destroying the fiends. Bajie, having no skill, fell into cruel hands · and Wukong went out at the gate to rescue him. The monster king came up and showed his fierceness · spear and cudgel crossing, each displaying his powers. That one, his spear coming on, was like a python threading a wood · this one, his cudgel rising, was like a dragon breaking from the sea. The dragon leaving the sea gate, the clouds hanging thick · the python threading the forest trees, the mist rolling up. Reckon it up, and all of it was for the Tang priest · a bitter grappling, and quite without mercy.

As for Bajie, seeing the Great Sage engaged with the monster, he stood his muckrake up on the spur of the hill and did not come to help, but only stared and stared. The monster saw that Wukong's cudgel was heavy, that his repertoire was complete and offered no opening anywhere, so he brought his spear up to block, shook out his trunk and made to wrap him in it. Wukong knew what he was about, took the gold-banded cudgel in both hands, held it crosswise and raised it above him. The monster's trunk wrapped him about the waist and hips, and did not catch his hands. And there he was with both hands on top of the monster's trunk, twirling the staff about for sport.

Bajie saw it, beat his breast and said: “Well! That monster has no luck at all. When he wrapped up a clumsy thing like me, he took my hands in with the rest and I could not stir; and when he wraps a slippery one like that, he goes and misses the hands. With those two hands of his holding the staff, he need only jab it up the nostril. The holes will smart and stream, and how then will he keep his hold?”

Wukong had had no such intention; it was Bajie who taught it to him. So he gave the cudgel a shake, made it small as a hen's egg and something over a zhang in length, and jabbed it fairly up the monster's nostril. The monster took fright, and with a hiss let the trunk drop. Wukong turned his hand over, caught the trunk in a grip and hauled forward with all his strength. The monster, nursing the pain, went along with the hand and stepped after him. Only then did Bajie dare come near, and he took his muckrake and set about striking at the monster's haunches. Wukong said: “No, no.

“The teeth of that rake are sharp. I am afraid you will break the skin and bring the blood out, and when the master sees it he will say again that we are taking life. Use the handle on him instead.”

The fool did indeed take the rake by the handle, and at every step he took he landed a blow. Wukong led it by the nose, and the pair of them were for all the world like two elephant grooms bringing it down to the foot of the slope. There was Tripitaka, staring hard down the road, and seeing the two of them come along with a great noise and clamour he called out: “Wujing, look — what is it Wukong is leading?” Sha Wujing saw and laughed: “Master, the eldest brother has the monster by the nose and is dragging it here. It really is a killing sight.” Tripitaka said: “Mercy on us!

“Mercy on us! Such a great big monster, and such a long nose. Now ask him this: if he will send us gladly over the mountain, you may spare him, and do him no hurt.” Sha Wujing sprang forward to meet them and called out: “The master says that if the creature will truly send him over the mountain, we are not to hurt him.” The creature heard, knelt down at once, and made a mumbling noise in its mouth by way of answer. The reason was that Wukong had it by the nose and had pinched it shut, so that it sounded exactly like a bad head cold. It called out: “Venerable Tang, if you will only spare my life, I will fetch the chair at once and carry you.”

Wukong said: “My master and I are all of us people who favour mercy. On your word, I spare your life for now. Bring the chair up quickly. If you change your mind again, we will take you and there will be no sparing a second time.” The creature got its head free, knocked it on the ground and went. Wukong and Bajie went to Tripitaka and told him the whole of what had happened. Bajie was ashamed past bearing, and stayed at the front of the slope drying his clothes and waiting; and of that we say no more.

As for the second fiend, he went back to the cave shaking in every limb. Before he arrived, small demons had already carried word to the eldest and the third that the second had been dragged off by Sun Wukong with a hand on his nose. The old fiend was terrified. He and the third led their people out, and seeing the second come back alone they took him in among them and asked how he came to be released. The second fiend repeated to them all what Tripitaka had said about compassion and the leaning toward mercy. They looked at one another, every one of them, and none dared speak.

The second fiend said: “Elder brother, shall we send the Tang monk on?” The old fiend said: “Brother, what a thing to say. Sun Wukong is a monkey who deals out mercy and right on a large scale. When he was in my belly, had he been willing to take my life, he could have destroyed a thousand of me. And just now, when he had your nose in his hand, if he had dragged you off and not let you go, or merely pinched the end of your nose through, that too would have been a fearful thing. Make ready quickly and send him on his way.” The third fiend laughed and said: “Send him, send him, send him.”

The old fiend said: “Worthy brother, that has the sound of a man taking offence. If you will not send him, we two will.”

The third fiend laughed again: “My two elder brothers, hear me. If the monk does not want us to send him, and we get away with it as easily as that, it is his good fortune; but if he does want it, then he walks straight into my plan for luring the tiger away from the mountain.” The old fiend said: “What is this luring the tiger away from the mountain?” The third fiend said: “Now muster every demon in the cave. Out of ten thousand pick a thousand, out of the thousand pick a hundred, out of the hundred pick sixteen; and then pick thirty more.” The old fiend said: “Why sixteen and then thirty as well?”

The third fiend said: “I want thirty who can cook. Give them fine rice and good flour, bamboo shoots, tea buds, fragrant mushrooms, common mushrooms, bean curd and wheat gluten, and set them to putting up shelters every twenty or thirty li and preparing tea and food, to wait upon the Tang monk.” The old fiend said: “And what are the sixteen for?” The third fiend said: “Set eight of them to carrying and eight to crying the way. We three brothers will attend on either side and see him a stage of the way. Four hundred li and more to the west of here stands my own city, and there I have men and horses ready to meet us.

“When we come to the walls — thus and thus — we make it so that the master and his disciples cannot look to one another, front and rear. If the Tang monk is to be taken, the whole of the success rests on these sixteen.” The old fiend heard him out and was delighted past measure. It was truly like a drunk man just coming to himself, like a sleeper just waking from a dream. He said: “Good, good, good!” He told off his demons at once, picked thirty first and gave them their supplies, then picked sixteen more, who took up a sedan chair of scented vine; and out they came together.

He gave orders to the rest of the demons besides: “None of you is to go idling about the mountain. Sun Wukong is a monkey who suspects a great deal, and if he sees you coming and going he will certainly grow doubtful and see through this.”

So the old fiend led his people to the side of the high road and called out: “Venerable Tang, today falls on no Red Sand. Pray cross the mountain early, sir.” Tripitaka heard it and said: “Wukong, who is that calling me?” Wukong pointed and said: “Over there are the monsters I subdued, come with a chair to carry you.” Tripitaka joined his palms and said toward heaven: “Mercy on us! Mercy on us! Had my worthy disciple not such powers as these, how should I ever get across?” He went straight forward, made his bow to the demons and said: “I am much obliged for the kindness of you gentlemen. When this disciple has fetched the scriptures and returned east to Chang'an, I shall spread abroad the good fruit of it.”

The demons bowed their heads and said: “Will your reverence take the chair.” Now Tripitaka was of mortal eye and common flesh, and did not know it was a trick. And the Great Sage Sun, being besides a Golden Immortal of the Great Monad and of an upright nature, took it only that his work of taking and releasing had subdued the monsters, and how should he have expected that they all had a further design? So he too made no close inquiry, and gave way entirely to his master's wish. He told Bajie at once to strap the baggage on the horse and keep close with Sha Wujing, while he himself went ahead with the iron cudgel to open the road, looking about him for good or ill.

Eight of them lifted the chair, eight cried the way in turn, one after another, and three demons steadied the poles. The master sat up in the chair, thoroughly pleased. They went up the high mountain and along the main road.

Going on so, who could have known that in the midst of the gladness a grief was coming? As the classic says: when peace is at its height, stagnation comes to life again. The turn of the times has brought him up against the Year Star itself, and the Mourning Gate and the Guest of Grief besides. That crowd of monsters attended on either side with one mind and one purpose, diligent from early to late. Thirty li on they served a meal; fifty li on, another; before dusk they asked him to rest; and all along the road everything was in good order. Three meals a day, and everything as the heart could wish; a fine night's lodging, and a good place to lay the body down.

Four hundred li and more they went west, and of a sudden a walled city came in sight ahead. The Great Sage, cudgel in hand, was no more than a li from the chair when he saw the city, and it frightened him into a fall from which he could not pick himself up. You will ask how one so bold could take fright at the sight of it. The truth was that he could see a great deal of evil vapour hanging over the city. It was this:

Fiends and monsters gathered thick and close · and at all four gates the wolf spirits stand. Striped old tigers serve as chief stewards · and white-faced panthers act as commanders in chief. Forked-antlered deer carry the documents · and clever foxes hold the roads and walk them. Great pythons a thousand chi long go round the walls · and long snakes of ten thousand zhang hold the roads. Grey wolves below the tower cry the orders · and dappled leopards before the terrace speak with human voices. Those who wave the flags and beat the drums are all of them fiends · and the night watch and the guard posts are every one a mountain spirit. Cunning hares open the shops and drive the trade · and wild boars shoulder the loads and earn a living. In earlier years it was a kingdom of the heavenly court · and now it is turned into a city of tigers and wolves.

The Great Sage was in the very midst of his dread when he heard a wind behind his ear. He turned his head in haste to look, and it was the third fiend, bringing down a painted-shaft square-heaven halberd on the Great Sage's head with both hands. The Great Sage rolled over, scrambled up and met it face on with the gold-banded cudgel. The two of them, each with his anger in him, breathed hard and did not so much as speak; they set their teeth, and each meant to have the other. Then the old fiend passed the word and swung his steel sabre at Bajie; Bajie in his fright dropped the horse, whirled up his rake and set about striking in front of him.

The second fiend levelled his long spear and thrust at Sha Wujing; Sha Wujing used the demon-quelling staff, opened his guard and held him off. Three demon lords and three monks, one against one, fought it out on that mountain top, careless of dying and forgetful of living.

As for the sixteen lesser demons, they followed their orders and each showed what he could do: they seized the white horse and the baggage, crowded in on Tripitaka, carried the chair straight to the city wall, and called up loudly: “His Majesty's plan has worked. The Tang monk is taken.” The demons on the wall, great and small, came running down every one and threw the city gates wide. Orders went to every camp to furl the flags and still the drums, and to allow no shouting and no beating of gongs. They said: “His Majesty gave an order beforehand that the Tang monk was not to be frightened. The Tang monk cannot bear being frightened. One fright and his flesh goes sour, and he is no good to eat.”

The demons all invited Tripitaka in with every show of delight, bending their backs and bowing to receive the master they had gone to fetch. They carried the Tang monk, chair and all, up into the golden throne hall and asked him to be seated in the middle, and on one side and the other they offered tea and offered food, circling him about. And that old master sat there dazed and heavy, and lifted his eyes and saw not one friendly face.

In the end there is no knowing how his life fared; and for that you must listen to the next chapter, where it will be explained.

札記 Notes

What the fight is really about. Twice in this chapter the Great Sage holds a demon's life in his hand and gives it back, and both times he is talked into it rather than moved to it. The third fiend works out within a page that this monkey cannot bear to be thought small-time, and uses the discovery twice — first to get him out of a stomach where he could not be reached, then to walk him four hundred lǐ to a city of his own choosing. The Chinese name for the second trick is 調虎離山, luring the tiger away from the mountain: you do not fight the animal on its own ground, you persuade it to leave.

The rope that is only a hair. The cord through the old fiend's heart is one hair off the Great Sage's tail, and the narrator stops the story to say so, because otherwise the ending makes no sense. The demons believe a rope was untied from outside, which is impossible. What actually happened is that the hair was taken back. The phrase for it is 掩樣的法兒 — a method that covers over its own working — and it describes most of what this character does. The knot he ties is a running one, so the pain rises exactly in proportion to the pull. He has fitted his enemy with a dial.

Grandpa on the mother's side. The chapter opens with the Great Sage refusing the title of Bodhisattva and demanding 外公 instead — grandfather on the mother's side, the outsider grandfather. In a system that marks which family a relative comes from, that is pointedly rude, and it is what he spends the first movement extracting. When the old fiend finally breaks, flat on his back in a pit, what he cries is 爺爺, the father-side term, the grandfather you live with and defer to. He has upgraded the insult into deference without being asked.

Four hundred li of hospitality. The trap is comfort, and it is built with care. Thirty cooks are given rice, flour, bamboo shoots, tea buds, two kinds of mushroom, bean curd and wheat gluten — every item permitted to a monk, with no meat and nothing from the pungent roots — and set to putting up shelters every twenty or thirty lǐ, which is twelve to seventeen kilometres, a comfortable day's stages. Eight bearers carry the chair and eight cry the road clear ahead of it, which is the escort of a person of rank. Nothing about it is false. It is preparation, and the reason is given later, in the flattest possible way: a frightened monk does not taste as good.

A city with the wrong species in every post. The poem the Great Sage sees over the walls is a piece of political horror, and it works by being organised rather than wild. Tigers hold the stewardships, panthers are commanders, deer carry the paperwork, foxes patrol the roads, wolves relay orders, hares keep shop and boars shoulder loads. The watch is kept and the guard posts are manned. Every rung of a working administration is occupied, and not one human being is left in it. The last couplet says what happened and does not describe the conquest at all — only the tidy government that came after.

One character, three jobs. The commonest character in this chapter after the particles is 那, and it does three separate jobs. Most often it is the plain demonstrative, nà, that or those. Nine times it opens a question or a jeer — nǎ — as in the little demons asking where their king gets off flying a kite out of season. And once it is neither: in 騰那 it stands for a different word altogether, nuó, meaning to shift and dodge, which is the skill the master says Bajie has not got.

What the pig was saving for. The Great Sage frightens his brother out of a hoard by pretending to be a summoner from the courts below, and the confession that comes out is unexpectedly sad. The money came from lay families who fed the monks, looked at the size of him and gave him a larger share of the offering; every fēn of it is a mouthful he was given and did not eat. He had five mace, took it to a silversmith to be cast into one lump, and got back four mace six — an eight per cent charge he still resents. What he wanted it for was not food. It was cloth, to have a garment made, and he has not even a pair of trousers.