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觀guān音yīn院yuàn唐táng僧sēng脫tuō難nàn
高gāo老lǎo莊zhuāng大dà聖shèng除chú魔mó

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火燒黑風洞

行xíng者zhě辭cí了le菩pú薩sà,按àn落luò雲yún頭tóu,將jiāng袈jiā裟shā掛guà在zài香xiāng柟nán樹shù上shàng,掣chè出chū棒bàng來lái,打dǎ入rù黑hēi風fēng洞dòng裡lǐ,那nà洞dòng裡lǐ那nǎ得dé一yí個gè小xiǎo妖yāo。原yuán來lái是shì他tā見jiàn菩pú薩sà出chū現xiàn,降xiáng得de那nà老lǎo怪guài就jiù地dì打dǎ滾gǔn,急jí急jí都dōu散sàn走zǒu了le。行xíng者zhě一yì發fā行xíng兇xiōng,將jiāng他tā那nà幾jǐ層céng門mén上shàng都dōu積jī了le乾gān柴chái,前qián前qián後hòu後hòu,一yì齊qí發fā火huǒ,把bǎ個gè黑hēi風fēng洞dòng燒shāo做zuò個gè紅hóng風fēng洞dòng,卻què拿ná了le袈jiā裟shā,駕jià祥xiáng光guāng,轉zhuǎn回huí直zhí北běi。行xíng者zhě辞cí了le菩pú萨sà,按àn落luò云yún头tóu,将jiāng袈jiā裟shā挂guà在zài香xiāng柟nán树shù上shàng,掣chè出chū棒bàng来lái,打dǎ入rù黑hēi风fēng洞dòng里lǐ,那nà洞dòng里lǐ那nǎ得dé一yí个gè小xiǎo妖yāo。原yuán来lái是shì他tā见jiàn菩pú萨sà出chū现xiàn,降xiáng得de那nà老lǎo怪guài就jiù地dì打dǎ滚gǔn,急jí急jí都dōu散sàn走zǒu了le。行xíng者zhě一yì发fā行xíng凶xiōng,将jiāng他tā那nà几jǐ层céng门mén上shàng都dōu积jī了le干gān柴chái,前qián前qián后hòu后hòu,一yì齐qí发fā火huǒ,把bǎ个gè黑hēi风fēng洞dòng烧shāo做zuò个gè红hóng风fēng洞dòng,却què拿ná了le袈jiā裟shā,驾jià祥xiáng光guāng,转zhuǎn回huí直zhí北běi。

袈裟歸院

話huà說shuō那nà三sān藏zàng望wàng行xíng者zhě急jí忙máng不bù來lái,心xīn甚shèn疑yí惑huò:不bù知zhī是shì請qǐng菩pú薩sà不bú至zhì,不bù知zhī是shì行xíng者zhě託tuō故gù而ér逃táo。正zhèng在zài那nà胡hú猜cāi亂luàn想xiǎng之zhī中zhōng,只zhǐ見jiàn半bàn空kōng中zhōng彩cǎi霧wù燦càn燦càn,行xíng者zhě忽hū墜zhuì階jiē前qián跪guì道dào:「師shī父fù,袈jiā裟shā來lái了le。」三sān藏zàng大dà喜xǐ。眾zhòng僧sēng亦yì無wú不bù歡huān悅yuè道dào:「好hǎo了le,好hǎo了le,我wǒ等děng性xìng命mìng今jīn日rì方fāng才cái得dé全quán了le。」三sān藏zàng接jiē了le袈jiā裟shā道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ早zǎo間jiān去qù時shí,原yuán約yuē到dào飯fàn罷bà晌shǎng午wǔ,如rú何hé此cǐ時shí日rì西xī方fāng回huí?」行xíng者zhě將jiāng那nà請qǐng菩pú薩sà施shī變biàn化huà降xiáng妖yāo的de事shì情qíng,備bèi陳chén了le一yí遍biàn。三sān藏zàng聞wén言yán,遂suì設shè香xiāng案àn,朝cháo南nán禮lǐ拜bài罷bà,道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,既jì然rán有yǒu了le佛fó衣yī,可kě快kuài收shōu拾shí包bāo裹guǒ去qù也yě。」话huà说shuō那nà三sān藏zàng望wàng行xíng者zhě急jí忙máng不bù来lái,心xīn甚shèn疑yí惑huò:不bù知zhī是shì请qǐng菩pú萨sà不bú至zhì,不bù知zhī是shì行xíng者zhě托tuō故gù而ér逃táo。正zhèng在zài那nà胡hú猜cāi乱luàn想xiǎng之zhī中zhōng,只zhǐ见jiàn半bàn空kōng中zhōng彩cǎi雾wù灿càn灿càn,行xíng者zhě忽hū坠zhuì阶jiē前qián跪guì道dào:「师shī父fù,袈jiā裟shā来lái了le。」三sān藏zàng大dà喜xǐ。众zhòng僧sēng亦yì无wú不bù欢huān悦yuè道dào:「好hǎo了le,好hǎo了le,我wǒ等děng性xìng命mìng今jīn日rì方fāng才cái得dé全quán了le。」三sān藏zàng接jiē了le袈jiā裟shā道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ早zǎo间jiān去qù时shí,原yuán约yuē到dào饭fàn罢bà晌shǎng午wǔ,如rú何hé此cǐ时shí日rì西xī方fāng回huí?」行xíng者zhě将jiāng那nà请qǐng菩pú萨sà施shī变biàn化huà降xiáng妖yāo的de事shì情qíng,备bèi陈chén了le一yí遍biàn。三sān藏zàng闻wén言yán,遂suì设shè香xiāng案àn,朝cháo南nán礼lǐ拜bài罢bà,道dào:「徒tú弟dì啊a,既jì然rán有yǒu了le佛fó衣yī,可kě快kuài收shōu拾shí包bāo裹guǒ去qù也yě。」

眾僧還願

行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò忙máng,莫mò忙máng。今jīn日rì將jiāng晚wǎn,不bú是shì走zǒu路lù的de時shí候hòu,且qiě待dài明míng日rì早zǎo行xíng。」眾zhòng僧sēng們men一yì齊qí跪guì下xià道dào:「孫sūn老lǎo爺yé說shuō得de是shì。一yì則zé天tiān晚wǎn,二èr來lái我wǒ等děng有yǒu些xiē願yuàn心xīn兒er,今jīn幸xìng平píng安ān,有yǒu了le寶bǎo貝bèi,待dài我wǒ還huán了le願yuàn,請qǐng老lǎo爺yé散sàn了le福fú,明míng早zǎo再zài送sòng西xī行xíng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。」你nǐ看kàn那nà些xiē和hé尚shàng都dōu傾qīng囊náng倒dào底dǐ,把bǎ那nà火huǒ裡lǐ搶qiǎng出chū的de餘yú資zī,各gè出chū所suǒ有yǒu,整zhěng頓dùn了le些xiē齋zhāi供gòng,燒shāo了le些xiē平píng安ān無wú事shì的de紙zhǐ,念niàn了le幾jǐ卷juǎn消xiāo災zāi解jiě厄è的de經jīng。當dāng晚wǎn事shì畢bì。行xíng者zhě道dào:「莫mò忙máng,莫mò忙máng。今jīn日rì将jiāng晚wǎn,不bú是shì走zǒu路lù的de时shí候hòu,且qiě待dài明míng日rì早zǎo行xíng。」众zhòng僧sēng们men一yì齐qí跪guì下xià道dào:「孙sūn老lǎo爷yé说shuō得de是shì。一yì则zé天tiān晚wǎn,二èr来lái我wǒ等děng有yǒu些xiē愿yuàn心xīn儿er,今jīn幸xìng平píng安ān,有yǒu了le宝bǎo贝bèi,待dài我wǒ还huán了le愿yuàn,请qǐng老lǎo爷yé散sàn了le福fú,明míng早zǎo再zài送sòng西xī行xíng。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「正zhèng是shì,正zhèng是shì。」你nǐ看kàn那nà些xiē和hé尚shàng都dōu倾qīng囊náng倒dào底dǐ,把bǎ那nà火huǒ里lǐ抢qiǎng出chū的de余yú资zī,各gè出chū所suǒ有yǒu,整zhěng顿dùn了le些xiē斋zhāi供gòng,烧shāo了le些xiē平píng安ān无wú事shì的de纸zhǐ,念niàn了le几jǐ卷juǎn消xiāo灾zāi解jiě厄è的de经jīng。当dāng晚wǎn事shì毕bì。

春融時節

次cì早zǎo,方fāng刷shuā扮bàn了le馬mǎ匹pǐ,包bāo裹guǒ了le行xíng囊náng出chū門mén,眾zhòng僧sēng遠yuǎn送sòng方fāng回huí。行xíng者zhě引yǐn路lù而ér去qù,正zhèng是shì那nà春chūn融róng時shí節jié,但dàn見jiàn那nà:次cì早zǎo,方fāng刷shuā扮bàn了le马mǎ匹pǐ,包bāo裹guǒ了le行xíng囊náng出chū门mén,众zhòng僧sēng远yuǎn送sòng方fāng回huí。行xíng者zhě引yǐn路lù而ér去qù,正zhèng是shì那nà春chūn融róng时shí节jié,但dàn见jiàn那nà:

草cǎo襯chèn玉yù驄cōng蹄tí跡jì軟ruǎn,柳liǔ搖yáo金jīn線xiàn露lù華huá新xīn。草cǎo衬chèn玉yù骢cōng蹄tí迹jì软ruǎn,柳liǔ摇yáo金jīn线xiàn露lù华huá新xīn。
桃táo杏xìng滿mǎn林lín爭zhēng豔yàn麗lì,薜bì蘿luó遶rào徑jìng放fàng精jīng神shén。桃táo杏xìng满mǎn林lín争zhēng艳yàn丽lì,薜bì萝luó绕rào径jìng放fàng精jīng神shén。
沙shā堤dī日rì暖nuǎn鴛yuān鴦yāng睡shuì,山shān澗jiàn花huā香xiāng蛺jiá蝶dié馴xùn。沙shā堤dī日rì暖nuǎn鸳yuān鸯yāng睡shuì,山shān涧jiàn花huā香xiāng蛱jiá蝶dié驯xùn。
這zhè般bān秋qiū去qù冬dōng殘cán春chūn過guò半bàn,不bù知zhī何hé年nián行xíng滿mǎn得dé真zhēn文wén。这zhè般bān秋qiū去qù冬dōng残cán春chūn过guò半bàn,不bù知zhī何hé年nián行xíng满mǎn得dé真zhēn文wén。
村舍晚景

師shī徒tú們men行xíng了le五wǔ七qī日rì荒huāng路lù,忽hū一yí日rì天tiān色sè將jiāng晚wǎn,遠yuǎn遠yuǎn的de望wàng見jiàn一yì村cūn人rén家jiā。三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ看kàn那nà壁bì廂xiāng有yǒu座zuò山shān莊zhuāng相xiāng近jìn,我wǒ們men去qù告gào宿sù一yì宵xiāo,明míng日rì再zài行xíng何hé如rú?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě等děng老lǎo孫sūn去qù看kàn看kàn吉jí凶xiōng,再zài作zuò區qū處chǔ。」那nà師shī父fù挽wǎn住zhù絲sī韁jiāng,這zhè行xíng者zhě定dìng睛jīng觀guān看kàn,真zhēn個gè是shì:师shī徒tú们men行xíng了le五wǔ七qī日rì荒huāng路lù,忽hū一yí日rì天tiān色sè将jiāng晚wǎn,远yuǎn远yuǎn的de望wàng见jiàn一yì村cūn人rén家jiā。三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,你nǐ看kàn那nà壁bì厢xiāng有yǒu座zuò山shān庄zhuāng相xiāng近jìn,我wǒ们men去qù告gào宿sù一yì宵xiāo,明míng日rì再zài行xíng何hé如rú?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě等děng老lǎo孙sūn去qù看kàn看kàn吉jí凶xiōng,再zài作zuò区qū处chǔ。」那nà师shī父fù挽wǎn住zhù丝sī缰jiāng,这zhè行xíng者zhě定dìng睛jīng观guān看kàn,真zhēn个gè是shì:

竹zhú籬lí密mì密mì,茅máo屋wū重chóng重chóng。竹zhú篱lí密mì密mì,茅máo屋wū重chóng重chóng。
參cān天tiān野yě樹shù迎yíng門mén,曲qū水shuǐ溪xī橋qiáo映yìng戶hù。参cān天tiān野yě树shù迎yíng门mén,曲qū水shuǐ溪xī桥qiáo映yìng户hù。
道dào傍páng楊yáng柳liǔ綠lǜ依yī依yī,園yuán內nèi花huā開kāi香xiāng馥fù馥fù。道dào傍páng杨yáng柳liǔ绿lǜ依yī依yī,园yuán内nèi花huā开kāi香xiāng馥fù馥fù。
此cǐ時shí那nà夕xī照zhào沉chén西xī,處chù處chù山shān林lín喧xuān鳥niǎo雀què;此cǐ时shí那nà夕xī照zhào沉chén西xī,处chù处chù山shān林lín喧xuān鸟niǎo雀què;
晚wǎn煙yān出chū爨cuàn,條tiáo條tiáo道dào徑jìng轉zhuǎn牛niú羊yáng。晚wǎn烟yān出chū爨cuàn,条tiáo条tiáo道dào径jìng转zhuǎn牛niú羊yáng。
又yòu見jiàn那nà食shí飽bǎo雞jī豚tún眠mián屋wū角jiǎo,醉zuì酣hān鄰lín叟sǒu唱chàng歌gē來lái。又yòu见jiàn那nà食shí饱bǎo鸡jī豚tún眠mián屋wū角jiǎo,醉zuì酣hān邻lín叟sǒu唱chàng歌gē来lái。
街衢扯人

行xíng者zhě看kàn罷bà道dào:「師shī父fù請qǐng行xíng,定dìng是shì一yì村cūn好hǎo人rén家jiā,正zhèng可kě借jiè宿sù。」那nà長zhǎng老lǎo催cuī動dòng白bái馬mǎ,早zǎo到dào街jiē衢qú之zhī口kǒu。又yòu見jiàn一yí個gè少shào年nián,頭tóu裹guǒ綿mián布bù,身shēn穿chuān藍lán襖ǎo,持chí傘sǎn背bēi包bāo,斂liǎn褌kūn劄zhā褲kù,腳jiǎo踏tà著zhe一yì雙shuāng三sān耳ěr草cǎo鞋xié,雄xióng糾jiū糾jiū的de,出chū街jiē忙máng走zǒu。行xíng者zhě順shùn手shǒu一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù道dào:「那nǎ裡lǐ去qù?我wǒ問wèn你nǐ一yí個gè信xìn兒er:此cǐ間jiān是shì甚shén麼me地dì方fāng?」那nà個gè人rén只zhǐ管guǎn苦kǔ掙zhèng,口kǒu裡lǐ嚷rǎng道dào:「我wǒ莊zhuāng上shàng沒méi人rén,只zhǐ是shì我wǒ好hǎo問wèn信xìn?」行xíng者zhě陪péi著zhe笑xiào道dào:「施shī主zhǔ莫mò惱nǎo。『與yǔ人rén方fāng便biàn,自zì己jǐ方fāng便biàn。』你nǐ就jiù與yǔ我wǒ說shuō說shuō地dì名míng何hé害hài?我wǒ也yě可kě解jiě得dé你nǐ的de煩fán惱nǎo。」那nà人rén掙zhèng不bù脫tuō手shǒu,氣qì得de亂luàn跳tiào道dào:「蹭cèng蹬dèng,蹭cèng蹬dèng。家jiā長zhǎng的de屈qū氣qì受shòu不bù了liǎo,又yòu撞zhuàng著zháo這zhè個gè光guāng頭tóu,受shòu他tā的de清qīng氣qì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ有yǒu本běn事shì,劈pī開kāi我wǒ的de手shǒu,你nǐ便biàn就jiù去qù了le也yě罷bà。」那nà人rén左zuǒ扭niǔ右yòu扭niǔ,那nǎ裡lǐ扭niǔ得dé動dòng,卻què似sì一yì把bǎ鐵tiě鈐qián拑qián住zhù一yì般bān。行xíng者zhě看kàn罢bà道dào:「师shī父fù请qǐng行xíng,定dìng是shì一yì村cūn好hǎo人rén家jiā,正zhèng可kě借jiè宿sù。」那nà长zhǎng老lǎo催cuī动dòng白bái马mǎ,早zǎo到dào街jiē衢qú之zhī口kǒu。又yòu见jiàn一yí个gè少shào年nián,头tóu裹guǒ绵mián布bù,身shēn穿chuān蓝lán袄ǎo,持chí伞sǎn背bēi包bāo,敛liǎn裈kūn札zhā裤kù,脚jiǎo踏tà着zhe一yì双shuāng三sān耳ěr草cǎo鞋xié,雄xióng纠jiū纠jiū的de,出chū街jiē忙máng走zǒu。行xíng者zhě顺shùn手shǒu一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù道dào:「那nǎ里lǐ去qù?我wǒ问wèn你nǐ一yí个gè信xìn儿er:此cǐ间jiān是shì甚shén么me地dì方fāng?」那nà个gè人rén只zhǐ管guǎn苦kǔ挣zhèng,口kǒu里lǐ嚷rǎng道dào:「我wǒ庄zhuāng上shàng没méi人rén,只zhǐ是shì我wǒ好hǎo问wèn信xìn?」行xíng者zhě陪péi着zhe笑xiào道dào:「施shī主zhǔ莫mò恼nǎo。『与yǔ人rén方fāng便biàn,自zì己jǐ方fāng便biàn。』你nǐ就jiù与yǔ我wǒ说shuō说shuō地dì名míng何hé害hài?我wǒ也yě可kě解jiě得dé你nǐ的de烦fán恼nǎo。」那nà人rén挣zhèng不bù脱tuō手shǒu,气qì得de乱luàn跳tiào道dào:「蹭cèng蹬dèng,蹭cèng蹬dèng。家jiā长zhǎng的de屈qū气qì受shòu不bù了liǎo,又yòu撞zhuàng着zháo这zhè个gè光guāng头tóu,受shòu他tā的de清qīng气qì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ有yǒu本běn事shì,劈pī开kāi我wǒ的de手shǒu,你nǐ便biàn就jiù去qù了le也yě罢bà。」那nà人rén左zuǒ扭niǔ右yòu扭niǔ,那nǎ里lǐ扭niǔ得dé动dòng,却què似sì一yì把bǎ铁tiě钤qián拑qián住zhù一yì般bān。

高老莊

氣qì得de他tā丟diū了le包bāo袱fú,撇piē了le傘sǎn,兩liǎng隻zhī手shǒu雨yǔ點diǎn似sì來lái抓zhuā行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě把bǎ一yì隻zhī手shǒu扶fú著zhe行xíng李lǐ,一yì隻zhī手shǒu抵dǐ住zhù那nà人rén,憑píng他tā怎zěn麼me支zhī吾wú,只zhǐ是shì不bù能néng抓zhuā著zháo。行xíng者zhě愈yù加jiā不bú放fàng,急jí得de爆bào燥zào如rú雷léi。三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,那nà裡lǐ不bù有yǒu人rén來lái了le?你nǐ再zài問wèn那nà人rén就jiù是shì,只zhǐ管guǎn扯chě住zhù他tā怎zěn的de?放fàng他tā去qù罷bà。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「師shī父fù不bù知zhī,若ruò是shì問wèn了le別bié人rén沒méi趣qù,須xū是shì問wèn他tā,才cái有yǒu買mǎi賣mài。」那nà人rén被bèi行xíng者zhě扯chě住zhù不bú放fàng,只zhǐ得dé說shuō出chū道dào:「此cǐ處chù乃nǎi是shì烏wū斯sī藏zàng國guó界jiè之zhī地dì,喚huàn做zuò高gāo老lǎo莊zhuāng。一yì莊zhuāng人rén家jiā有yǒu大dà半bàn姓xìng高gāo,故gù此cǐ喚huàn做zuò高gāo老lǎo莊zhuāng。你nǐ放fàng了le我wǒ去qù罷bà。」行xíng者zhě又yòu道dào:「你nǐ這zhè樣yàng行xíng裝zhuāng,不bú是shì個gè走zǒu近jìn路lù的de。你nǐ實shí與yǔ我wǒ說shuō,你nǐ要yào往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù,端duān的dì所suǒ幹gàn何hé事shì,我wǒ才cái放fàng你nǐ。」气qì得de他tā丢diū了le包bāo袱fú,撇piē了le伞sǎn,两liǎng只zhī手shǒu雨yǔ点diǎn似sì来lái抓zhuā行xíng者zhě。行xíng者zhě把bǎ一yì只zhī手shǒu扶fú着zhe行xíng李lǐ,一yì只zhī手shǒu抵dǐ住zhù那nà人rén,凭píng他tā怎zěn么me支zhī吾wú,只zhǐ是shì不bù能néng抓zhuā着zháo。行xíng者zhě愈yù加jiā不bú放fàng,急jí得de爆bào燥zào如rú雷léi。三sān藏zàng道dào:「悟wù空kōng,那nà里lǐ不bù有yǒu人rén来lái了le?你nǐ再zài问wèn那nà人rén就jiù是shì,只zhǐ管guǎn扯chě住zhù他tā怎zěn的de?放fàng他tā去qù罢bà。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「师shī父fù不bù知zhī,若ruò是shì问wèn了le别bié人rén没méi趣qù,须xū是shì问wèn他tā,才cái有yǒu买mǎi卖mài。」那nà人rén被bèi行xíng者zhě扯chě住zhù不bú放fàng,只zhǐ得dé说shuō出chū道dào:「此cǐ处chù乃nǎi是shì乌wū斯sī藏zàng国guó界jiè之zhī地dì,唤huàn做zuò高gāo老lǎo庄zhuāng。一yì庄zhuāng人rén家jiā有yǒu大dà半bàn姓xìng高gāo,故gù此cǐ唤huàn做zuò高gāo老lǎo庄zhuāng。你nǐ放fàng了le我wǒ去qù罢bà。」行xíng者zhě又yòu道dào:「你nǐ这zhè样yàng行xíng装zhuāng,不bú是shì个gè走zǒu近jìn路lù的de。你nǐ实shí与yǔ我wǒ说shuō,你nǐ要yào往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù,端duān的dì所suǒ干gàn何hé事shì,我wǒ才cái放fàng你nǐ。」

高才訴苦

這zhè人rén無wú奈nài,只zhǐ得dé以yǐ實shí情qíng告gào訴sù道dào:「我wǒ是shì高gāo太tài公gōng的de家jiā人rén,名míng叫jiào高gāo才cái。我wǒ那nà太tài公gōng有yǒu個gè老lǎo女nǚ兒ér,年nián方fāng二èr十shí歲suì,更gèng不bù曾céng配pèi人rén。三sān年nián前qián被bèi一yí個gè妖yāo精jīng占zhàn了le,那nà妖yāo整zhěng做zuò了le這zhè三sān年nián女nǚ婿xù。我wǒ太tài公gōng不bú悅yuè,說shuō道dào:『女nǚ兒ér招zhāo了le妖yāo精jīng,不bú是shì長cháng法fǎ:一yì則zé敗bài壞huài家jiā門mén,二èr則zé沒méi個gè親qīn家jiā來lái往wǎng。』一yí向xiàng要yào退tuì這zhè妖yāo精jīng。那nà妖yāo精jīng那nǎ裡lǐ肯kěn退tuì,轉zhuǎn把bǎ女nǚ兒ér關guān在zài他tā後hòu宅zhái,將jiāng有yǒu半bàn年nián,再zài不bú放fàng出chū與yǔ家jiā內nèi人rén相xiāng見jiàn。我wǒ太tài公gōng與yǔ了le我wǒ幾jǐ兩liǎng銀yín子zi,教jiào我wǒ尋xún訪fǎng法fǎ師shī,拿ná那nà妖yāo怪guài。我wǒ這zhè些xiē時shí不bù曾céng住zhù腳jiǎo,前qián前qián後hòu後hòu,請qǐng了le有yǒu三sān四sì個gè人rén,都dōu是shì不bú濟jì的de和hé尚shàng,膿nóng包bāo的de道dào士shì,降xiáng不bù得dé那nà妖yāo精jīng。剛gāng才cái罵mà了le我wǒ一yì場cháng,說shuō我wǒ不bú會huì幹gàn事shì。又yòu與yǔ了le我wǒ五wǔ錢qián銀yín子zi做zuò盤pán纏chán,教jiào我wǒ再zài去qù請qǐng好hǎo法fǎ師shī降xiáng他tā。不bù期qī撞zhuàng著zháo你nǐ這zhè個gè紇hé刺cì星xīng扯chě住zhù,誤wù了le我wǒ走zǒu路lù,故gù此cǐ裡lǐ外wài受shòu氣qì,我wǒ無wú奈nài,才cái與yǔ你nǐ叫jiào喊hǎn。不bù想xiǎng你nǐ又yòu有yǒu些xiē拿ná法fǎ,我wǒ掙zhèng不bú過guò你nǐ,所suǒ以yǐ說shuō此cǐ實shí情qíng。你nǐ放fàng我wǒ走zǒu罷bà。」这zhè人rén无wú奈nài,只zhǐ得dé以yǐ实shí情qíng告gào诉sù道dào:「我wǒ是shì高gāo太tài公gōng的de家jiā人rén,名míng叫jiào高gāo才cái。我wǒ那nà太tài公gōng有yǒu个gè老lǎo女nǚ儿ér,年nián方fāng二èr十shí岁suì,更gèng不bù曾céng配pèi人rén。三sān年nián前qián被bèi一yí个gè妖yāo精jīng占zhàn了le,那nà妖yāo整zhěng做zuò了le这zhè三sān年nián女nǚ婿xù。我wǒ太tài公gōng不bú悦yuè,说shuō道dào:『女nǚ儿ér招zhāo了le妖yāo精jīng,不bú是shì长cháng法fǎ:一yì则zé败bài坏huài家jiā门mén,二èr则zé没méi个gè亲qīn家jiā来lái往wǎng。』一yí向xiàng要yào退tuì这zhè妖yāo精jīng。那nà妖yāo精jīng那nǎ里lǐ肯kěn退tuì,转zhuǎn把bǎ女nǚ儿ér关guān在zài他tā后hòu宅zhái,将jiāng有yǒu半bàn年nián,再zài不bú放fàng出chū与yǔ家jiā内nèi人rén相xiāng见jiàn。我wǒ太tài公gōng与yǔ了le我wǒ几jǐ两liǎng银yín子zi,教jiào我wǒ寻xún访fǎng法fǎ师shī,拿ná那nà妖yāo怪guài。我wǒ这zhè些xiē时shí不bù曾céng住zhù脚jiǎo,前qián前qián后hòu后hòu,请qǐng了le有yǒu三sān四sì个gè人rén,都dōu是shì不bú济jì的de和hé尚shàng,脓nóng包bāo的de道dào士shì,降xiáng不bù得dé那nà妖yāo精jīng。刚gāng才cái骂mà了le我wǒ一yì场cháng,说shuō我wǒ不bú会huì干gàn事shì。又yòu与yǔ了le我wǒ五wǔ钱qián银yín子zi做zuò盘pán缠chán,教jiào我wǒ再zài去qù请qǐng好hǎo法fǎ师shī降xiáng他tā。不bù期qī撞zhuàng着zháo你nǐ这zhè个gè纥hé刺cì星xīng扯chě住zhù,误wù了le我wǒ走zǒu路lù,故gù此cǐ里lǐ外wài受shòu气qì,我wǒ无wú奈nài,才cái与yǔ你nǐ叫jiào喊hǎn。不bù想xiǎng你nǐ又yòu有yǒu些xiē拿ná法fǎ,我wǒ挣zhèng不bú过guò你nǐ,所suǒ以yǐ说shuō此cǐ实shí情qíng。你nǐ放fàng我wǒ走zǒu罢bà。」

門首議定

行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ的de造zào化huà,我wǒ有yǒu營yíng生shēng,這zhè才cái是shì湊còu四sì合hé六liù的de勾gòu當dàng。你nǐ也yě不bù須xū遠yuǎn行xíng,莫mò要yào花huā費fèi了le銀yín子zi。我wǒ們men不bú是shì那nà不bú濟jì的de和hé尚shàng,膿nóng包bāo的de道dào士shì,其qí實shí有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn,慣guàn會huì拿ná妖yāo。這zhè正zhèng是shì:『一yì來lái照zhào顧gù郎láng中zhōng,二èr來lái又yòu醫yī得de眼yǎn好hǎo。』煩fán你nǐ回huí去qù上shàng覆fù你nǐ那nà家jiā主zhǔ,說shuō我wǒ們men是shì東dōng土tǔ駕jià下xià差chāi來lái的de御yù弟dì聖shèng僧sēng,往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú經jīng者zhě,善shàn能néng降xiáng妖yāo縛fù怪guài。」高gāo才cái道dào:「你nǐ莫mò誤wù了le我wǒ。我wǒ是shì一yì肚dù子zi氣qì的de人rén,你nǐ錯cuò哄hǒng了le我wǒ,沒méi甚shén手shǒu段duàn,拿ná不bú住zhù那nà妖yāo精jīng,卻què不bú又yòu帶dài累lěi我wǒ來lái受shòu氣qì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「管guǎn教jiào不bú誤wù了le你nǐ,你nǐ引yǐn我wǒ到dào你nǐ家jiā門mén首shǒu去qù來lái。」那nà人rén也yě無wú計jì奈nài何hé,真zhēn個gè提tí著zhe包bāo袱fú,拿ná了le傘sǎn,轉zhuǎn步bù回huí身shēn,領lǐng他tā師shī徒tú到dào於yú門mén首shǒu道dào:「二èr位wèi長zhǎng老lǎo,你nǐ且qiě在zài馬mǎ臺tái上shàng略lüè坐zuò坐zuò,等děng我wǒ進jìn去qù報bào主zhǔ人rén知zhī道dào。」行xíng者zhě才cái放fàng了le手shǒu,落luò擔dàn牽qiān馬mǎ,師shī徒tú們men坐zuò立lì門mén傍páng等děng候hòu。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ的de造zào化huà,我wǒ有yǒu营yíng生shēng,这zhè才cái是shì凑còu四sì合hé六liù的de勾gòu当dàng。你nǐ也yě不bù须xū远yuǎn行xíng,莫mò要yào花huā费fèi了le银yín子zi。我wǒ们men不bú是shì那nà不bú济jì的de和hé尚shàng,脓nóng包bāo的de道dào士shì,其qí实shí有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn,惯guàn会huì拿ná妖yāo。这zhè正zhèng是shì:『一yì来lái照zhào顾gù郎láng中zhōng,二èr来lái又yòu医yī得de眼yǎn好hǎo。』烦fán你nǐ回huí去qù上shàng覆fù你nǐ那nà家jiā主zhǔ,说shuō我wǒ们men是shì东dōng土tǔ驾jià下xià差chāi来lái的de御yù弟dì圣shèng僧sēng,往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú经jīng者zhě,善shàn能néng降xiáng妖yāo缚fù怪guài。」高gāo才cái道dào:「你nǐ莫mò误wù了le我wǒ。我wǒ是shì一yì肚dù子zi气qì的de人rén,你nǐ错cuò哄hǒng了le我wǒ,没méi甚shén手shǒu段duàn,拿ná不bú住zhù那nà妖yāo精jīng,却què不bú又yòu带dài累lěi我wǒ来lái受shòu气qì?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「管guǎn教jiào不bú误wù了le你nǐ,你nǐ引yǐn我wǒ到dào你nǐ家jiā门mén首shǒu去qù来lái。」那nà人rén也yě无wú计jì奈nài何hé,真zhēn个gè提tí着zhe包bāo袱fú,拿ná了le伞sǎn,转zhuǎn步bù回huí身shēn,领lǐng他tā师shī徒tú到dào于yú门mén首shǒu道dào:「二èr位wèi长zhǎng老lǎo,你nǐ且qiě在zài马mǎ台tái上shàng略lüè坐zuò坐zuò,等děng我wǒ进jìn去qù报bào主zhǔ人rén知zhī道dào。」行xíng者zhě才cái放fàng了le手shǒu,落luò担dàn牵qiān马mǎ,师shī徒tú们men坐zuò立lì门mén傍páng等děng候hòu。

高才回報

那nà高gāo才cái入rù了le大dà門mén,徑jìng往wǎng中zhōng堂táng上shàng走zǒu,可kě可kě的de撞zhuàng見jiàn高gāo太tài公gōng。太tài公gōng罵mà道dào:「你nǐ那nà個gè蠻mán皮pí畜chù生sheng!怎zěn麼me不bú去qù尋xún人rén,又yòu回huí來lái做zuò甚shén?」高gāo才cái放fàng下xià包bāo、傘sǎn道dào:「上shàng告gào主zhǔ人rén公gōng得dé知zhī:小xiǎo人rén才cái行xíng出chū街jiē口kǒu,忽hū撞zhuàng見jiàn兩liǎng個gè和hé尚shàng:一yí個gè騎qí馬mǎ,一yí個gè挑tiāo擔dàn。他tā扯chě住zhù我wǒ不bú放fàng,問wèn我wǒ那nǎ裡lǐ去qù。我wǒ再zài三sān不bù曾céng與yǔ他tā說shuō及jí,他tā纏chán得de沒méi奈nài何hé,不bù得dé脫tuō手shǒu,遂suì將jiāng主zhǔ人rén公gōng的de事shì情qíng,一yì一yì說shuō與yǔ他tā知zhī。他tā卻què十shí分fēn歡huān喜xǐ,要yào與yǔ我wǒ們men拿ná那nà妖yāo怪guài哩li。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「是shì那nǎ裡lǐ來lái的de?」高gāo才cái道dào:「他tā說shuō是shì東dōng土tǔ駕jià下xià差chāi來lái的de御yù弟dì聖shèng僧sēng,前qián往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú經jīng的de。」太tài公gōng道dào:「既jì是shì遠yuǎn來lái的de和hé尚shàng,怕pà不bù真zhēn有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn。他tā如rú今jīn在zài那nǎ裡lǐ?」高gāo才cái道dào:「現xiàn在zài門mén外wài等děng候hòu。」那nà高gāo才cái入rù了le大dà门mén,径jìng往wǎng中zhōng堂táng上shàng走zǒu,可kě可kě的de撞zhuàng见jiàn高gāo太tài公gōng。太tài公gōng骂mà道dào:「你nǐ那nà个gè蛮mán皮pí畜chù生sheng!怎zěn么me不bú去qù寻xún人rén,又yòu回huí来lái做zuò甚shén?」高gāo才cái放fàng下xià包bāo、伞sǎn道dào:「上shàng告gào主zhǔ人rén公gōng得dé知zhī:小xiǎo人rén才cái行xíng出chū街jiē口kǒu,忽hū撞zhuàng见jiàn两liǎng个gè和hé尚shàng:一yí个gè骑qí马mǎ,一yí个gè挑tiāo担dàn。他tā扯chě住zhù我wǒ不bú放fàng,问wèn我wǒ那nǎ里lǐ去qù。我wǒ再zài三sān不bù曾céng与yǔ他tā说shuō及jí,他tā缠chán得de没méi奈nài何hé,不bù得dé脱tuō手shǒu,遂suì将jiāng主zhǔ人rén公gōng的de事shì情qíng,一yì一yì说shuō与yǔ他tā知zhī。他tā却què十shí分fēn欢huān喜xǐ,要yào与yǔ我wǒ们men拿ná那nà妖yāo怪guài哩li。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「是shì那nǎ里lǐ来lái的de?」高gāo才cái道dào:「他tā说shuō是shì东dōng土tǔ驾jià下xià差chāi来lái的de御yù弟dì圣shèng僧sēng,前qián往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú经jīng的de。」太tài公gōng道dào:「既jì是shì远yuǎn来lái的de和hé尚shàng,怕pà不bù真zhēn有yǒu些xiē手shǒu段duàn。他tā如rú今jīn在zài那nǎ里lǐ?」高gāo才cái道dào:「现xiàn在zài门mén外wài等děng候hòu。」

太公迎接

那nà太tài公gōng即jí忙máng換huàn了le衣yī服fú,與yǔ高gāo才cái出chū來lái迎yíng接jiē,叫jiào聲shēng:「長zhǎng老lǎo。」三sān藏zàng聽tīng見jiàn,急jí轉zhuǎn身shēn,早zǎo已yǐ到dào了le面miàn前qián。那nà老lǎo者zhě戴dài一yì頂dǐng烏wū綾líng巾jīn,穿chuān一yì領lǐng蔥cōng白bái蜀shǔ錦jǐn衣yī,踏tà一yì雙shuāng糙cāo米mǐ皮pí的de犢dú子zi靴xuē,繫xì一yì條tiáo黑hēi綠lǜ絛tāo子zi,出chū來lái笑xiào語yǔ相xiāng迎yíng,便biàn叫jiào:「二èr位wèi長zhǎng老lǎo,作zuò揖yī了le。」三sān藏zàng還huán了le禮lǐ,行xíng者zhě站zhàn著zhe不bú動dòng。那nà老lǎo者zhě見jiàn他tā相xiàng貌mào兇xiōng醜chǒu,便biàn就jiù不bù敢gǎn與yǔ他tā作zuò揖yī。行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn麼me不bú唱chàng老lǎo孫sūn喏rě?」那nà老lǎo兒er有yǒu幾jǐ分fēn害hài怕pà,叫jiào高gāo才cái道dào:「你nǐ這zhè小xiǎo廝sī卻què不bú弄nòng殺shā我wǒ也yě?家jiā裡lǐ現xiàn有yǒu一yí個gè醜chǒu頭tóu怪guài腦nǎo的de女nǚ婿xù打dǎ發fā不bù開kāi,怎zěn麼me又yòu引yǐn這zhè個gè雷léi公gōng來lái害hài我wǒ?」那nà太tài公gōng即jí忙máng换huàn了le衣yī服fú,与yǔ高gāo才cái出chū来lái迎yíng接jiē,叫jiào声shēng:「长zhǎng老lǎo。」三sān藏zàng听tīng见jiàn,急jí转zhuǎn身shēn,早zǎo已yǐ到dào了le面miàn前qián。那nà老lǎo者zhě戴dài一yì顶dǐng乌wū绫líng巾jīn,穿chuān一yì领lǐng葱cōng白bái蜀shǔ锦jǐn衣yī,踏tà一yì双shuāng糙cāo米mǐ皮pí的de犊dú子zi靴xuē,系xì一yì条tiáo黑hēi绿lǜ绦tāo子zi,出chū来lái笑xiào语yǔ相xiāng迎yíng,便biàn叫jiào:「二èr位wèi长zhǎng老lǎo,作zuò揖yī了le。」三sān藏zàng还huán了le礼lǐ,行xíng者zhě站zhàn着zhe不bú动dòng。那nà老lǎo者zhě见jiàn他tā相xiàng貌mào凶xiōng丑chǒu,便biàn就jiù不bù敢gǎn与yǔ他tā作zuò揖yī。行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn么me不bú唱chàng老lǎo孙sūn喏rě?」那nà老lǎo儿er有yǒu几jǐ分fēn害hài怕pà,叫jiào高gāo才cái道dào:「你nǐ这zhè小xiǎo厮sī却què不bú弄nòng杀shā我wǒ也yě?家jiā里lǐ现xiàn有yǒu一yí个gè丑chǒu头tóu怪guài脑nǎo的de女nǚ婿xù打dǎ发fā不bù开kāi,怎zěn么me又yòu引yǐn这zhè个gè雷léi公gōng来lái害hài我wǒ?」

相貌取人

行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo高gāo,你nǐ空kōng長zhǎng了le許xǔ大dà年nián紀jì,還hái不bù省shěng事shì。若ruò專zhuān以yǐ相xiàng貌mào取qǔ人rén,乾gān淨jìng錯cuò了le。我wǒ老lǎo孫sūn醜chǒu自zì醜chǒu,卻què有yǒu些xiē本běn事shì。替tì你nǐ家jiā擒qín得dé妖yāo精jīng,捉zhuō得dé鬼guǐ魅mèi,拿ná住zhù你nǐ那nà女nǚ婿xù,還huán了le你nǐ女nǚ兒ér,便biàn是shì好hǎo事shì,何hé必bì諄zhūn諄zhūn以yǐ相xiàng貌mào為wéi言yán?」太tài公gōng見jiàn說shuō,戰zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de,只zhǐ得dé強qiǎng打dǎ精jīng神shén,叫jiào聲shēng:「請qǐng進jìn。」這zhè行xíng者zhě見jiàn請qǐng,才cái牽qiān了le白bái馬mǎ,教jiào高gāo才cái挑tiāo著zhe行xíng李lǐ,與yǔ三sān藏zàng進jìn去qù。他tā也yě不bù管guǎn好hǎo歹dǎi,就jiù把bǎ馬mǎ拴shuān在zài敞chǎng廳tīng柱zhù上shàng,扯chě過guò一yì張zhāng退tuì光guāng漆qī交jiāo椅yǐ,叫jiào師shī父fù坐zuò下xià。他tā又yòu扯chě過guò一yì張zhāng椅yǐ子zi,坐zuò在zài傍páng邊biān。那nà高gāo老lǎo道dào:「這zhè個gè小xiǎo長zhǎng老lǎo,倒dào也yě家jiā懷huái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ若ruò肯kěn留liú我wǒ住zhù得dé半bàn年nián,還hái家jiā懷huái哩li。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo高gāo,你nǐ空kōng长zhǎng了le许xǔ大dà年nián纪jì,还hái不bù省shěng事shì。若ruò专zhuān以yǐ相xiàng貌mào取qǔ人rén,干gān净jìng错cuò了le。我wǒ老lǎo孙sūn丑chǒu自zì丑chǒu,却què有yǒu些xiē本běn事shì。替tì你nǐ家jiā擒qín得dé妖yāo精jīng,捉zhuō得dé鬼guǐ魅mèi,拿ná住zhù你nǐ那nà女nǚ婿xù,还huán了le你nǐ女nǚ儿ér,便biàn是shì好hǎo事shì,何hé必bì谆zhūn谆zhūn以yǐ相xiàng貌mào为wéi言yán?」太tài公gōng见jiàn说shuō,战zhàn兢jīng兢jīng的de,只zhǐ得dé强qiǎng打dǎ精jīng神shén,叫jiào声shēng:「请qǐng进jìn。」这zhè行xíng者zhě见jiàn请qǐng,才cái牵qiān了le白bái马mǎ,教jiào高gāo才cái挑tiāo着zhe行xíng李lǐ,与yǔ三sān藏zàng进jìn去qù。他tā也yě不bù管guǎn好hǎo歹dǎi,就jiù把bǎ马mǎ拴shuān在zài敞chǎng厅tīng柱zhù上shàng,扯chě过guò一yì张zhāng退tuì光guāng漆qī交jiāo椅yǐ,叫jiào师shī父fù坐zuò下xià。他tā又yòu扯chě过guò一yì张zhāng椅yǐ子zi,坐zuò在zài傍páng边biān。那nà高gāo老lǎo道dào:「这zhè个gè小xiǎo长zhǎng老lǎo,倒dào也yě家jiā怀huái。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ若ruò肯kěn留liú我wǒ住zhù得dé半bàn年nián,还hái家jiā怀huái哩li。」

動問妖怪

坐zuò定dìng,高gāo老lǎo問wèn道dào:「適shì間jiān小xiǎo价jiè說shuō,二èr位wèi長zhǎng老lǎo是shì東dōng土tǔ來lái的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「便biàn是shì。貧pín僧sēng奉fèng朝cháo命mìng往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú經jīng,因yīn過guò寶bǎo莊zhuāng,特tè借jiè一yì宿xiǔ,明míng日rì早zǎo行xíng。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「二èr位wèi原yuán是shì借jiè宿sù的de,怎zěn麼me說shuō會huì拿ná怪guài?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn是shì借jiè宿sù,順shùn便biàn拿ná幾jǐ個gè妖yāo怪guài兒er耍shuǎ耍shuǎ的de。動dòng問wèn府fǔ上shàng有yǒu多duō少shǎo妖yāo怪guài?」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「天tiān哪na!還hái吃chī得dé有yǒu多duō少shǎo哩li,只zhǐ這zhè一yí個gè妖yāo怪guài女nǚ婿xù,已yǐ被bèi他tā磨mó慌huāng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ那nà妖yāo怪guài的de始shǐ末mò,有yǒu多duō大dà手shǒu段duàn,從cóng頭tóu兒er說shuō說shuō我wǒ聽tīng,我wǒ好hǎo替tì你nǐ拿ná他tā。」坐zuò定dìng,高gāo老lǎo问wèn道dào:「适shì间jiān小xiǎo价jiè说shuō,二èr位wèi长zhǎng老lǎo是shì东dōng土tǔ来lái的de?」三sān藏zàng道dào:「便biàn是shì。贫pín僧sēng奉fèng朝cháo命mìng往wǎng西xī天tiān拜bài佛fó求qiú经jīng,因yīn过guò宝bǎo庄zhuāng,特tè借jiè一yì宿xiǔ,明míng日rì早zǎo行xíng。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「二èr位wèi原yuán是shì借jiè宿sù的de,怎zěn么me说shuō会huì拿ná怪guài?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「因yīn是shì借jiè宿sù,顺shùn便biàn拿ná几jǐ个gè妖yāo怪guài儿er耍shuǎ耍shuǎ的de。动dòng问wèn府fǔ上shàng有yǒu多duō少shǎo妖yāo怪guài?」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「天tiān哪na!还hái吃chī得dé有yǒu多duō少shǎo哩li,只zhǐ这zhè一yí个gè妖yāo怪guài女nǚ婿xù,已yǐ被bèi他tā磨mó慌huāng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ把bǎ那nà妖yāo怪guài的de始shǐ末mò,有yǒu多duō大dà手shǒu段duàn,从cóng头tóu儿er说shuō说shuō我wǒ听tīng,我wǒ好hǎo替tì你nǐ拿ná他tā。」

招贅女婿

高gāo老lǎo道dào:「我wǒ們men這zhè莊zhuāng上shàng,自zì古gǔ至zhì今jīn,也yě不bù曉xiǎo得dé有yǒu甚shén麼me鬼guǐ祟suì魍wǎng魎liǎng,邪xié魔mó作zuò耗hào。只zhǐ是shì老lǎo拙zhuō不bú幸xìng,不bù曾céng有yǒu子zǐ,止zhǐ生shēng三sān個gè女nǚ兒ér:大dà的de喚huàn名míng香xiāng蘭lán,第dì二èr的de名míng玉yù蘭lán,第dì三sān的de名míng翠cuì蘭lán。那nà兩liǎng個gè從cóng小xiǎo兒er配pèi與yǔ本běn莊zhuāng人rén家jiā。止zhǐ有yǒu小xiǎo的de個gè要yào招zhāo個gè女nǚ婿xù,指zhǐ望wàng他tā與yǔ我wǒ同tóng家jiā過guò活huó,做zuò個gè養yǎng老lǎo女nǚ婿xù,撐chēng門mén抵dǐ戶hù,做zuò活huó當dāng差chāi。不bù期qī三sān年nián前qián,有yǒu一yí個gè漢hàn子zi,模mú樣yàng兒er倒dào也yě精jīng緻zhì。他tā說shuō是shì福fú陵líng山shān上shàng人rén家jiā,姓xìng豬zhū,上shàng無wú父fù母mǔ,下xià無wú兄xiōng弟dì,願yuàn與yǔ人rén家jiā做zuò個gè女nǚ婿xù。我wǒ老lǎo拙zhuō見jiàn是shì這zhè般bān一yí個gè無wú根gēn無wú絆bàn的de人rén,就jiù招zhāo了le他tā。一yí進jìn門mén時shí,倒dào也yě勤qín謹jǐn:耕gēng田tián耙bà地dì,不bú用yòng牛niú具jù;收shōu割gē田tián禾hé,不bú用yòng刀dāo杖zhàng;昏hūn去qù明míng來lái,其qí實shí也yě好hǎo。只zhǐ是shì一yí件jiàn,有yǒu些xiē會huì變biàn嘴zuǐ臉liǎn。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「我wǒ们men这zhè庄zhuāng上shàng,自zì古gǔ至zhì今jīn,也yě不bù晓xiǎo得dé有yǒu甚shén么me鬼guǐ祟suì魍wǎng魉liǎng,邪xié魔mó作zuò耗hào。只zhǐ是shì老lǎo拙zhuō不bú幸xìng,不bù曾céng有yǒu子zǐ,止zhǐ生shēng三sān个gè女nǚ儿ér:大dà的de唤huàn名míng香xiāng兰lán,第dì二èr的de名míng玉yù兰lán,第dì三sān的de名míng翠cuì兰lán。那nà两liǎng个gè从cóng小xiǎo儿er配pèi与yǔ本běn庄zhuāng人rén家jiā。止zhǐ有yǒu小xiǎo的de个gè要yào招zhāo个gè女nǚ婿xù,指zhǐ望wàng他tā与yǔ我wǒ同tóng家jiā过guò活huó,做zuò个gè养yǎng老lǎo女nǚ婿xù,撑chēng门mén抵dǐ户hù,做zuò活huó当dāng差chāi。不bù期qī三sān年nián前qián,有yǒu一yí个gè汉hàn子zi,模mú样yàng儿er倒dào也yě精jīng致zhì。他tā说shuō是shì福fú陵líng山shān上shàng人rén家jiā,姓xìng猪zhū,上shàng无wú父fù母mǔ,下xià无wú兄xiōng弟dì,愿yuàn与yǔ人rén家jiā做zuò个gè女nǚ婿xù。我wǒ老lǎo拙zhuō见jiàn是shì这zhè般bān一yí个gè无wú根gēn无wú绊bàn的de人rén,就jiù招zhāo了le他tā。一yí进jìn门mén时shí,倒dào也yě勤qín谨jǐn:耕gēng田tián耙bà地dì,不bú用yòng牛niú具jù;收shōu割gē田tián禾hé,不bú用yòng刀dāo杖zhàng;昏hūn去qù明míng来lái,其qí实shí也yě好hǎo。只zhǐ是shì一yí件jiàn,有yǒu些xiē会huì变biàn嘴zuǐ脸liǎn。」

會變嘴臉

行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn麼me樣yàng變biàn?」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「初chū來lái時shí是shì一yì條tiáo黑hēi胖pàng漢hàn,後hòu來lái就jiù變biàn做zuò一yí個gè長cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de獃dāi子zi,腦nǎo後hòu又yòu有yǒu一yì溜liù鬃zōng毛máo,身shēn體tǐ粗cū糙cāo怕pà人rén,頭tóu臉liǎn就jiù像xiàng個gè豬zhū的de模mú樣yàng。食shí腸cháng卻què又yòu甚shèn大dà:一yí頓dùn要yào吃chī三sān五wǔ斗dǒu米mǐ飯fàn,早zǎo間jiān點diǎn心xīn也yě得dé百bǎi十shí個gè燒shāo餅bǐng才cái夠gòu。喜xǐ得dé還hái吃chī齋zhāi素sù;若ruò再zài吃chī葷hūn酒jiǔ,便biàn是shì老lǎo拙zhuō這zhè些xiē家jiā業yè田tián產chǎn之zhī類lèi,不bú上shàng半bàn年nián,就jiù吃chī個gè罄qìng淨jìng。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「只zhǐ因yīn他tā做zuò得dé,所suǒ以yǐ吃chī得dé。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「吃chī還hái是shì件jiàn小xiǎo事shì。他tā如rú今jīn又yòu會huì弄nòng風fēng,雲yún來lái霧wù去qù,走zǒu石shí飛fēi砂shā,諕xià得de我wǒ一yì家jiā並bìng左zuǒ鄰lín右yòu舍shè,俱jù不bù得dé安ān生shēng。又yòu把bǎ那nà翠cuì蘭lán小xiǎo女nǚ關guān在zài後hòu宅zhái子zi裡lǐ,一yì發fā半bàn年nián也yě不bù曾céng見jiàn面miàn,更gèng不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó如rú何hé。因yīn此cǐ知zhī他tā是shì個gè妖yāo怪guài,要yào請qǐng個gè法fǎ師shī與yǔ他tā去qù退tuì去qù退tuì。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「怎zěn么me样yàng变biàn?」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「初chū来lái时shí是shì一yì条tiáo黑hēi胖pàng汉hàn,后hòu来lái就jiù变biàn做zuò一yí个gè长cháng嘴zuǐ大dà耳ěr朵duo的de呆dāi子zi,脑nǎo后hòu又yòu有yǒu一yì溜liù鬃zōng毛máo,身shēn体tǐ粗cū糙cāo怕pà人rén,头tóu脸liǎn就jiù像xiàng个gè猪zhū的de模mú样yàng。食shí肠cháng却què又yòu甚shèn大dà:一yí顿dùn要yào吃chī三sān五wǔ斗dǒu米mǐ饭fàn,早zǎo间jiān点diǎn心xīn也yě得dé百bǎi十shí个gè烧shāo饼bǐng才cái够gòu。喜xǐ得dé还hái吃chī斋zhāi素sù;若ruò再zài吃chī荤hūn酒jiǔ,便biàn是shì老lǎo拙zhuō这zhè些xiē家jiā业yè田tián产chǎn之zhī类lèi,不bú上shàng半bàn年nián,就jiù吃chī个gè罄qìng净jìng。」三sān藏zàng道dào:「只zhǐ因yīn他tā做zuò得dé,所suǒ以yǐ吃chī得dé。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「吃chī还hái是shì件jiàn小xiǎo事shì。他tā如rú今jīn又yòu会huì弄nòng风fēng,云yún来lái雾wù去qù,走zǒu石shí飞fēi砂shā,諕xià得de我wǒ一yì家jiā并bìng左zuǒ邻lín右yòu舍shè,俱jù不bù得dé安ān生shēng。又yòu把bǎ那nà翠cuì兰lán小xiǎo女nǚ关guān在zài后hòu宅zhái子zi里lǐ,一yì发fā半bàn年nián也yě不bù曾céng见jiàn面miàn,更gèng不bù知zhī死sǐ活huó如rú何hé。因yīn此cǐ知zhī他tā是shì个gè妖yāo怪guài,要yào请qǐng个gè法fǎ师shī与yǔ他tā去qù退tuì去qù退tuì。」

除根之約

行xíng者zhě道dào:「這zhè個gè何hé難nán?老lǎo兒er你nǐ管guǎn放fàng心xīn,今jīn夜yè管guǎn情qíng與yǔ你nǐ拿ná住zhù,教jiào他tā寫xiě了le退tuì親qīn文wén書shū,還huán你nǐ女nǚ兒ér如rú何hé?」高gāo老lǎo大dà喜xǐ道dào:「我wǒ為wèi招zhāo了le他tā不bù打dǎ緊jǐn,壞huài了le我wǒ多duō少shǎo清qīng名míng,疏shū了le我wǒ多duō少shǎo親qīn眷juàn。但dàn得dé拿ná住zhù他tā,要yào甚shén麼me文wén書shū?就jiù煩fán與yǔ我wǒ除chú了le根gēn罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「容róng易yì,容róng易yì。入rù夜yè之zhī時shí,就jiù見jiàn好hǎo歹dǎi。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「这zhè个gè何hé难nán?老lǎo儿er你nǐ管guǎn放fàng心xīn,今jīn夜yè管guǎn情qíng与yǔ你nǐ拿ná住zhù,教jiào他tā写xiě了le退tuì亲qīn文wén书shū,还huán你nǐ女nǚ儿ér如rú何hé?」高gāo老lǎo大dà喜xǐ道dào:「我wǒ为wèi招zhāo了le他tā不bù打dǎ紧jǐn,坏huài了le我wǒ多duō少shǎo清qīng名míng,疏shū了le我wǒ多duō少shǎo亲qīn眷juàn。但dàn得dé拿ná住zhù他tā,要yào甚shén么me文wén书shū?就jiù烦fán与yǔ我wǒ除chú了le根gēn罢bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「容róng易yì,容róng易yì。入rù夜yè之zhī时shí,就jiù见jiàn好hǎo歹dǎi。」

耳內取針

老lǎo兒er十shí分fēn歡huān喜xǐ,才cái教jiào展zhǎn抹mǒ桌zhuō椅yǐ,擺bǎi列liè齋zhāi供gòng。齋zhāi罷bà將jiāng晚wǎn,老lǎo兒er問wèn道dào:「要yào甚shén兵bīng器qì?要yào多duō少shǎo人rén隨suí?趁chèn早zǎo好hǎo備bèi。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兵bīng器qì我wǒ自zì有yǒu。」老lǎo兒er道dào:「二èr位wèi只zhǐ是shì那nà根gēn錫xī杖zhàng,錫xī杖zhàng怎zěn麼me打dǎ得dé那nà個gè妖yāo精jīng?」行xíng者zhě隨suí於yú耳ěr內nèi取qǔ出chū一yí個gè繡xiù花huā針zhēn來lái,捻niǎn在zài手shǒu中zhōng,迎yíng風fēng幌huǎng了le一yì幌huǎng,就jiù是shì碗wǎn來lái粗cū細xì的de一yì根gēn金jīn箍gū鐵tiě棒bàng,對duì著zhe高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ看kàn這zhè條tiáo棍gùn子zi,比bǐ你nǐ家jiā兵bīng器qì如rú何hé?可kě打dǎ得dé這zhè怪guài否fǒu?」高gāo老lǎo又yòu道dào:「既jì有yǒu兵bīng器qì,可kě要yào人rén跟gēn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bú用yòng人rén,只zhǐ是shì要yào幾jǐ個gè年nián高gāo有yǒu德dé的de老lǎo兒er,陪péi我wǒ師shī父fù清qīng坐zuò閑xián敘xù,我wǒ好hǎo撇piē他tā而ér去qù。等děng我wǒ把bǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng拿ná來lái,對duì眾zhòng取qǔ供gòng,替tì你nǐ除chú了le根gēn罷bà。」那nà老lǎo兒er即jí喚huàn家jiā僮tóng,請qǐng了le幾jǐ個gè親qīn故gù朋péng友yǒu。一yì時shí都dōu到dào,相xiāng見jiàn已yǐ畢bì,行xíng者zhě道dào:「師shī父fù,你nǐ放fàng心xīn穩wěn坐zuò,老lǎo孫sūn去qù也yě。」老lǎo儿er十shí分fēn欢huān喜xǐ,才cái教jiào展zhǎn抹mǒ桌zhuō椅yǐ,摆bǎi列liè斋zhāi供gòng。斋zhāi罢bà将jiāng晚wǎn,老lǎo儿er问wèn道dào:「要yào甚shén兵bīng器qì?要yào多duō少shǎo人rén随suí?趁chèn早zǎo好hǎo备bèi。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「兵bīng器qì我wǒ自zì有yǒu。」老lǎo儿er道dào:「二èr位wèi只zhǐ是shì那nà根gēn锡xī杖zhàng,锡xī杖zhàng怎zěn么me打dǎ得dé那nà个gè妖yāo精jīng?」行xíng者zhě随suí于yú耳ěr内nèi取qǔ出chū一yí个gè绣xiù花huā针zhēn来lái,捻niǎn在zài手shǒu中zhōng,迎yíng风fēng幌huǎng了le一yì幌huǎng,就jiù是shì碗wǎn来lái粗cū细xì的de一yì根gēn金jīn箍gū铁tiě棒bàng,对duì着zhe高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ看kàn这zhè条tiáo棍gùn子zi,比bǐ你nǐ家jiā兵bīng器qì如rú何hé?可kě打dǎ得dé这zhè怪guài否fǒu?」高gāo老lǎo又yòu道dào:「既jì有yǒu兵bīng器qì,可kě要yào人rén跟gēn?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「我wǒ不bú用yòng人rén,只zhǐ是shì要yào几jǐ个gè年nián高gāo有yǒu德dé的de老lǎo儿er,陪péi我wǒ师shī父fù清qīng坐zuò闲xián叙xù,我wǒ好hǎo撇piē他tā而ér去qù。等děng我wǒ把bǎ那nà妖yāo精jīng拿ná来lái,对duì众zhòng取qǔ供gòng,替tì你nǐ除chú了le根gēn罢bà。」那nà老lǎo儿er即jí唤huàn家jiā僮tóng,请qǐng了le几jǐ个gè亲qīn故gù朋péng友yǒu。一yì时shí都dōu到dào,相xiāng见jiàn已yǐ毕bì,行xíng者zhě道dào:「师shī父fù,你nǐ放fàng心xīn稳wěn坐zuò,老lǎo孙sūn去qù也yě。」

後宅見女

你nǐ看kàn他tā揝zǎn著zhe鐵tiě棒bàng,扯chě著zhe高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ引yǐn我wǒ去qù後hòu宅zhái子zi裡lǐ妖yāo精jīng的de住zhù處chù看kàn看kàn。」高gāo老lǎo遂suì引yǐn他tā到dào後hòu宅zhái門mén首shǒu。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ去qù取qǔ鑰yào匙shi來lái。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ且qiě看kàn看kàn,若ruò是shì用yòng得dé鑰yào匙shi,卻què不bù請qǐng你nǐ了le。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ那nà老lǎo兒er年nián紀jì雖suī大dà,卻què不bù識shí耍shuǎ。我wǒ把bǎ這zhè話huà兒er哄hǒng你nǐ一yì哄hǒng,你nǐ就jiù當dàng真zhēn。」走zǒu上shàng前qián,摸mō了le一yì摸mō,原yuán來lái是shì銅tóng汁zhī灌guàn的de鎖suǒ子zi。狠hěn得de他tā將jiāng金jīn箍gū棒bàng一yì搗dǎo,搗dǎo開kāi門mén扇shàn,裡lǐ面miàn卻què黑hēi洞dòng洞dòng的de。行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo高gāo,你nǐ去qù叫jiào你nǐ女nǚ兒ér一yì聲shēng,看kàn他tā可kě在zài裡lǐ面miàn?」那nà老lǎo兒er硬yìng著zhe膽dǎn叫jiào道dào:「三sān姐jiě姐jie!」那nà女nǚ兒ér認rèn得dé是shì他tā父fù親qīn的de聲shēng音yīn,才cái少shǎo氣qì無wú力lì的de應yìng了le一yì聲shēng道dào:「爹diē爹die,我wǒ在zài這zhè裡lǐ哩li。」行xíng者zhě閃shǎn金jīn睛jīng,向xiàng黑hēi影yǐng裡lǐ仔zǎi細xì看kàn時shí,你nǐ道dào他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú樣yàng?但dàn見jiàn那nà:你nǐ看kàn他tā揝zǎn着zhe铁tiě棒bàng,扯chě着zhe高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ引yǐn我wǒ去qù后hòu宅zhái子zi里lǐ妖yāo精jīng的de住zhù处chù看kàn看kàn。」高gāo老lǎo遂suì引yǐn他tā到dào后hòu宅zhái门mén首shǒu。行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ去qù取qǔ钥yào匙shi来lái。」高gāo老lǎo道dào:「你nǐ且qiě看kàn看kàn,若ruò是shì用yòng得dé钥yào匙shi,却què不bù请qǐng你nǐ了le。」行xíng者zhě笑xiào道dào:「你nǐ那nà老lǎo儿er年nián纪jì虽suī大dà,却què不bù识shí耍shuǎ。我wǒ把bǎ这zhè话huà儿er哄hǒng你nǐ一yì哄hǒng,你nǐ就jiù当dàng真zhēn。」走zǒu上shàng前qián,摸mō了le一yì摸mō,原yuán来lái是shì铜tóng汁zhī灌guàn的de锁suǒ子zi。狠hěn得de他tā将jiāng金jīn箍gū棒bàng一yì捣dǎo,捣dǎo开kāi门mén扇shàn,里lǐ面miàn却què黑hēi洞dòng洞dòng的de。行xíng者zhě道dào:「老lǎo高gāo,你nǐ去qù叫jiào你nǐ女nǚ儿ér一yì声shēng,看kàn他tā可kě在zài里lǐ面miàn?」那nà老lǎo儿er硬yìng着zhe胆dǎn叫jiào道dào:「三sān姐jiě姐jie!」那nà女nǚ儿ér认rèn得dé是shì他tā父fù亲qīn的de声shēng音yīn,才cái少shǎo气qì无wú力lì的de应yìng了le一yì声shēng道dào:「爹diē爹die,我wǒ在zài这zhè里lǐ哩li。」行xíng者zhě闪shǎn金jīn睛jīng,向xiàng黑hēi影yǐng里lǐ仔zǎi细xì看kàn时shí,你nǐ道dào他tā怎zěn生shēng模mú样yàng?但dàn见jiàn那nà:

雲yún鬢bìn亂luàn堆duī無wú掠lüè,玉yù容róng未wèi洗xǐ塵chén淄zī。云yún鬓bìn乱luàn堆duī无wú掠lüè,玉yù容róng未wèi洗xǐ尘chén淄zī。
一yí片piàn蘭lán心xīn依yī舊jiù,十shí分fēn嬌jiāo態tài傾qīng頹tuí。一yí片piàn兰lán心xīn依yī旧jiù,十shí分fēn娇jiāo态tài倾qīng颓tuí。
櫻yīng唇chún全quán無wú氣qì血xuè,腰yāo肢zhī屈qū屈qū偎wēi偎wēi。樱yīng唇chún全quán无wú气qì血xuè,腰yāo肢zhī屈qū屈qū偎wēi偎wēi。
愁chóu蹙cù蹙cù,蛾é眉méi淡dàn;愁chóu蹙cù蹙cù,蛾é眉méi淡dàn;
瘦shòu怯qiè怯qiè,語yǔ聲shēng低dī。瘦shòu怯qiè怯qiè,语yǔ声shēng低dī。
剪草除根

他tā走zǒu來lái看kàn見jiàn高gāo老lǎo,一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù,抱bào頭tóu大dà哭kū。行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě莫mò哭kū,且qiě莫mò哭kū。我wǒ問wèn你nǐ,妖yāo怪guài往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù了le?」女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「不bù知zhī往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù。這zhè些xiē時shí,天tiān明míng就jiù去qù,入rù夜yè方fāng來lái。雲yún雲yún霧wù霧wù,往wǎng回huí不bù知zhī何hé所suǒ。因yīn是shì曉xiǎo得dé父fù親qīn要yào祛qū退tuì他tā,他tā也yě常cháng常cháng防fáng備bèi,故gù此cǐ昏hūn來lái朝zhāo去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù消xiāo說shuō了le。老lǎo兒er,你nǐ帶dài令lìng愛ài往wǎng前qián邊biān宅zhái裡lǐ,慢màn慢màn的de敘xù闊kuò,讓ràng老lǎo孫sūn在zài此cǐ等děng他tā。他tā若ruò不bù來lái,你nǐ卻què莫mò怪guài;他tā若ruò來lái了le,定dìng與yǔ你nǐ剪jiǎn草cǎo除chú根gēn。」那nà老lǎo高gāo歡huān歡huān喜xǐ喜xǐ的de把bǎ女nǚ兒ér帶dài將jiāng前qián去qù。他tā走zǒu来lái看kàn见jiàn高gāo老lǎo,一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù,抱bào头tóu大dà哭kū。行xíng者zhě道dào:「且qiě莫mò哭kū,且qiě莫mò哭kū。我wǒ问wèn你nǐ,妖yāo怪guài往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù了le?」女nǚ子zǐ道dào:「不bù知zhī往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù。这zhè些xiē时shí,天tiān明míng就jiù去qù,入rù夜yè方fāng来lái。云yún云yún雾wù雾wù,往wǎng回huí不bù知zhī何hé所suǒ。因yīn是shì晓xiǎo得dé父fù亲qīn要yào祛qū退tuì他tā,他tā也yě常cháng常cháng防fáng备bèi,故gù此cǐ昏hūn来lái朝zhāo去qù。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bù消xiāo说shuō了le。老lǎo儿er,你nǐ带dài令lìng爱ài往wǎng前qián边biān宅zhái里lǐ,慢màn慢màn的de叙xù阔kuò,让ràng老lǎo孙sūn在zài此cǐ等děng他tā。他tā若ruò不bù来lái,你nǐ却què莫mò怪guài;他tā若ruò来lái了le,定dìng与yǔ你nǐ剪jiǎn草cǎo除chú根gēn。」那nà老lǎo高gāo欢huān欢huān喜xǐ喜xǐ的de把bǎ女nǚ儿ér带dài将jiāng前qián去qù。

好風忽至

行xíng者zhě卻què弄nòng神shén通tōng,搖yáo身shēn一yí變biàn,變biàn得de就jiù如rú那nà女nǚ子zǐ一yì般bān,獨dú自zì個gè坐zuò在zài房fáng裡lǐ等děng那nà妖yāo精jīng。不bù多duō時shí,一yí陣zhèn風fēng來lái,真zhēn個gè是shì走zǒu石shí飛fēi砂shā。好hǎo風fēng:行xíng者zhě却què弄nòng神shén通tōng,摇yáo身shēn一yí变biàn,变biàn得de就jiù如rú那nà女nǚ子zǐ一yì般bān,独dú自zì个gè坐zuò在zài房fáng里lǐ等děng那nà妖yāo精jīng。不bù多duō时shí,一yí阵zhèn风fēng来lái,真zhēn个gè是shì走zǒu石shí飞fēi砂shā。好hǎo风fēng:

起qǐ初chū時shí微wēi微wēi蕩dàng蕩dàng,向xiàng後hòu來lái渺miǎo渺miǎo茫máng茫máng。起qǐ初chū时shí微wēi微wēi荡dàng荡dàng,向xiàng后hòu来lái渺miǎo渺miǎo茫máng茫máng。
微wēi微wēi蕩dàng蕩dàng乾qián坤kūn大dà,渺miǎo渺miǎo茫máng茫máng無wú阻zǔ礙ài。微wēi微wēi荡dàng荡dàng干qián坤kūn大dà,渺miǎo渺miǎo茫máng茫máng无wú阻zǔ碍ài。
凋diāo花huā折zhé柳liǔ勝shèng揌sāi麻má,倒dǎo樹shù摧cuī林lín如rú拔bá菜cài。凋diāo花huā折zhé柳liǔ胜shèng揌sāi麻má,倒dǎo树shù摧cuī林lín如rú拔bá菜cài。
翻fān江jiāng攪jiǎo海hǎi鬼guǐ神shén愁chóu,裂liè石shí崩bēng山shān天tiān地dì怪guài。翻fān江jiāng搅jiǎo海hǎi鬼guǐ神shén愁chóu,裂liè石shí崩bēng山shān天tiān地dì怪guài。
啣xián花huā糜mí鹿lù失shī來lái蹤zōng,摘zhāi果guǒ猿yuán猴hóu迷mí在zài外wài。啣xián花huā糜mí鹿lù失shī来lái踪zōng,摘zhāi果guǒ猿yuán猴hóu迷mí在zài外wài。
七qī層céng鐵tiě塔tǎ侵qīn佛fó頭tóu,八bā面miàn幢chuáng幡fān傷shāng寶bǎo蓋gài。七qī层céng铁tiě塔tǎ侵qīn佛fó头tóu,八bā面miàn幢chuáng幡fān伤shāng宝bǎo盖gài。
金jīn梁liáng玉yù柱zhù起qǐ根gēn搖yáo,房fáng上shàng瓦wǎ飛fēi如rú燕yàn塊kuài。金jīn梁liáng玉yù柱zhù起qǐ根gēn摇yáo,房fáng上shàng瓦wǎ飞fēi如rú燕yàn块kuài。
舉jǔ棹zhào梢shāo公gōng許xǔ願yuàn心xīn,開kāi船chuán忙máng把bǎ豬zhū羊yáng賽sài。举jǔ棹zhào梢shāo公gōng许xǔ愿yuàn心xīn,开kāi船chuán忙máng把bǎ猪zhū羊yáng赛sài。
當dāng坊fāng土tǔ地dì棄qì祠cí堂táng,四sì海hǎi龍lóng王wáng朝cháo上shàng拜bài。当dāng坊fāng土tǔ地dì弃qì祠cí堂táng,四sì海hǎi龙lóng王wáng朝cháo上shàng拜bài。
海hǎi邊biān撞zhuàng損sǔn夜yè叉chā船chuán,長cháng城chéng刮guā倒dǎo半bàn邊biān塞sài。海hǎi边biān撞zhuàng损sǔn夜yè叉chā船chuán,长cháng城chéng刮guā倒dǎo半bàn边biān塞sài。
妖精入房

那nà陣zhèn狂kuáng風fēng過guò處chù,只zhǐ見jiàn半bàn空kōng裡lǐ來lái了le一yí個gè妖yāo精jīng,果guǒ然rán生shēng得de醜chǒu陋lòu:黑hēi臉liǎn短duǎn毛máo,長cháng喙huì大dà耳ěr;穿chuān一yì領lǐng青qīng不bù青qīng、藍lán不bù藍lán的de梭suō布bù直zhí裰duō,繫xì一yì條tiáo花huā布bù手shǒu巾jīn。行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「原yuán來lái是shì這zhè個gè買mǎi賣mài。」好hǎo行xíng者zhě,卻què不bù迎yíng他tā,也yě不bú問wèn他tā,且qiě睡shuì在zài床chuáng上shàng推tuī病bìng,口kǒu裡lǐ哼hēng哼hēng嘖zé嘖zé的de不bù絕jué。那nà怪guài不bù識shí真zhēn假jiǎ,走zǒu進jìn房fáng,一yì把bǎ摟lǒu住zhù,就jiù要yào親qīn嘴zuǐ。行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「真zhēn個gè要yào來lái弄nòng老lǎo孫sūn哩li。」即jí使shǐ個gè拿ná法fǎ,托tuō著zhe那nà怪guài的de長cháng嘴zuǐ,叫jiào做zuò個gè小xiǎo跌diē。漫màn頭tóu一yì抖dǒu,撲pū的de摜guàn下xià床chuáng來lái。那nà怪guài爬pá起qǐ來lái,扶fú著zhe床chuáng邊biān道dào:「姐jiě姐jie,你nǐ怎zěn麼me今jīn日rì有yǒu些xiē怪guài我wǒ?那nà阵zhèn狂kuáng风fēng过guò处chù,只zhǐ见jiàn半bàn空kōng里lǐ来lái了le一yí个gè妖yāo精jīng,果guǒ然rán生shēng得de丑chǒu陋lòu:黑hēi脸liǎn短duǎn毛máo,长cháng喙huì大dà耳ěr;穿chuān一yì领lǐng青qīng不bù青qīng、蓝lán不bù蓝lán的de梭suō布bù直zhí裰duō,系xì一yì条tiáo花huā布bù手shǒu巾jīn。行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「原yuán来lái是shì这zhè个gè买mǎi卖mài。」好hǎo行xíng者zhě,却què不bù迎yíng他tā,也yě不bú问wèn他tā,且qiě睡shuì在zài床chuáng上shàng推tuī病bìng,口kǒu里lǐ哼hēng哼hēng啧zé啧zé的de不bù绝jué。那nà怪guài不bù识shí真zhēn假jiǎ,走zǒu进jìn房fáng,一yì把bǎ搂lǒu住zhù,就jiù要yào亲qīn嘴zuǐ。行xíng者zhě暗àn笑xiào道dào:「真zhēn个gè要yào来lái弄nòng老lǎo孙sūn哩li。」即jí使shǐ个gè拿ná法fǎ,托tuō着zhe那nà怪guài的de长cháng嘴zuǐ,叫jiào做zuò个gè小xiǎo跌diē。漫màn头tóu一yì抖dǒu,扑pū的de掼guàn下xià床chuáng来lái。那nà怪guài爬pá起qǐ来lái,扶fú着zhe床chuáng边biān道dào:「姐jiě姐jie,你nǐ怎zěn么me今jīn日rì有yǒu些xiē怪guài我wǒ?

假作女子

想xiǎng是shì我wǒ來lái得de遲chí了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú怪guài,不bú怪guài。」那nà妖yāo道dào:「既jì不bú怪guài我wǒ,怎zěn麼me就jiù丟diū我wǒ這zhè一yì跌diē?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn麼me就jiù這zhè等děng樣yàng小xiǎo家jiā子zi,就jiù摟lǒu我wǒ親qīn嘴zuǐ?我wǒ因yīn今jīn日rì有yǒu些xiē不bú自zì在zài;若ruò每měi常cháng好hǎo時shí,便biàn起qǐ來lái開kāi門mén等děng你nǐ了le。你nǐ可kě脫tuō了le衣yī服fú睡shuì是shì。」那nà怪guài不bù解jiě其qí意yì,真zhēn個gè就jiù去qù脫tuō衣yī。行xíng者zhě跳tiào起qǐ來lái,坐zuò在zài淨jìng桶tǒng上shàng。那nà怪guài依yī舊jiù復fù來lái床chuáng上shàng摸mō一yì把bǎ,摸mō不bú著zháo人rén,叫jiào道dào:「姐jiě姐jie,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ裡lǐ去qù了le?請qǐng脫tuō衣yī服fú睡shuì罷bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ先xiān睡shuì,等děng我wǒ出chū個gè恭gōng來lái。」那nà怪guài果guǒ先xiān解jiě衣yī上shàng床chuáng。想xiǎng是shì我wǒ来lái得de迟chí了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú怪guài,不bú怪guài。」那nà妖yāo道dào:「既jì不bú怪guài我wǒ,怎zěn么me就jiù丢diū我wǒ这zhè一yì跌diē?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn么me就jiù这zhè等děng样yàng小xiǎo家jiā子zi,就jiù搂lǒu我wǒ亲qīn嘴zuǐ?我wǒ因yīn今jīn日rì有yǒu些xiē不bú自zì在zài;若ruò每měi常cháng好hǎo时shí,便biàn起qǐ来lái开kāi门mén等děng你nǐ了le。你nǐ可kě脱tuō了le衣yī服fú睡shuì是shì。」那nà怪guài不bù解jiě其qí意yì,真zhēn个gè就jiù去qù脱tuō衣yī。行xíng者zhě跳tiào起qǐ来lái,坐zuò在zài净jìng桶tǒng上shàng。那nà怪guài依yī旧jiù复fù来lái床chuáng上shàng摸mō一yì把bǎ,摸mō不bú着zháo人rén,叫jiào道dào:「姐jiě姐jie,你nǐ往wǎng那nǎ里lǐ去qù了le?请qǐng脱tuō衣yī服fú睡shuì罢bà。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ先xiān睡shuì,等děng我wǒ出chū个gè恭gōng来lái。」那nà怪guài果guǒ先xiān解jiě衣yī上shàng床chuáng。

不曾白吃

行xíng者zhě忽hū然rán嘆tàn口kǒu氣qì,道dào聲shēng:「造zào化huà低dī了le。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ惱nǎo怎zěn的de?造zào化huà怎zěn麼me得dé低dī的de?我wǒ得dé到dào了le你nǐ家jiā,雖suī是shì吃chī了le些xiē茶chá飯fàn,卻què也yě不bù曾céng白bái吃chī你nǐ的de:我wǒ也yě曾céng替tì你nǐ家jiā掃sǎo地dì通tōng溝gōu、搬bān磚zhuān運yùn瓦wǎ、築zhù土tǔ打dǎ牆qiáng、耕gēng田tián耙bà地dì、種zhòng麥mài插chā秧yāng、創chuàng家jiā立lì業yè。如rú今jīn你nǐ身shēn上shàng穿chuān的de錦jǐn,戴dài的de金jīn,四sì時shí有yǒu花huā果guǒ享xiǎng用yòng,八bā節jié有yǒu蔬shū菜cài烹pēng煎jiān,你nǐ還hái有yǒu那nà些xiē兒er不bú趁chèn心xīn處chù,這zhè般bān短duǎn嘆tàn長cháng吁xū,說shuō甚shén麼me造zào化huà低dī了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú是shì這zhè等děng說shuō。行xíng者zhě忽hū然rán叹tàn口kǒu气qì,道dào声shēng:「造zào化huà低dī了le。」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ恼nǎo怎zěn的de?造zào化huà怎zěn么me得dé低dī的de?我wǒ得dé到dào了le你nǐ家jiā,虽suī是shì吃chī了le些xiē茶chá饭fàn,却què也yě不bù曾céng白bái吃chī你nǐ的de:我wǒ也yě曾céng替tì你nǐ家jiā扫sǎo地dì通tōng沟gōu、搬bān砖zhuān运yùn瓦wǎ、筑zhù土tǔ打dǎ墙qiáng、耕gēng田tián耙bà地dì、种zhòng麦mài插chā秧yāng、创chuàng家jiā立lì业yè。如rú今jīn你nǐ身shēn上shàng穿chuān的de锦jǐn,戴dài的de金jīn,四sì时shí有yǒu花huā果guǒ享xiǎng用yòng,八bā节jié有yǒu蔬shū菜cài烹pēng煎jiān,你nǐ还hái有yǒu那nà些xiē儿er不bú趁chèn心xīn处chù,这zhè般bān短duǎn叹tàn长cháng吁xū,说shuō甚shén么me造zào化huà低dī了le?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「不bú是shì这zhè等děng说shuō。

豬剛鬣自道

今jīn日rì我wǒ的de父fù母mǔ隔gé著zhe牆qiáng,丟diū磚zhuān料liào瓦wǎ的de,甚shèn是shì打dǎ我wǒ罵mà我wǒ哩li。」那nà怪guài道dào:「他tā打dǎ罵mà你nǐ怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā說shuō我wǒ和hé你nǐ做zuò了le夫fū妻qī,你nǐ是shì他tā門mén下xià一yí個gè女nǚ婿xù,全quán沒méi些xiē兒er禮lǐ體tǐ。這zhè樣yàng個gè醜chǒu嘴zuǐ臉liǎn的de人rén,又yòu會huì不bù得dé姨yí夫fū,又yòu見jiàn不bù得dé親qīn戚qī,又yòu不bù知zhī你nǐ雲yún來lái霧wù去qù,端duān的dì是shì那nǎ裡lǐ人rén家jiā,姓xìng甚shén名míng誰shuí,敗bài壞huài他tā清qīng德dé,玷diàn辱rǔ他tā門mén風fēng,故gù此cǐ這zhè般bān打dǎ罵mà,所suǒ以yǐ煩fán惱nǎo。」那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ雖suī是shì有yǒu些xiē兒er醜chǒu陋lòu,若ruò要yào俊jùn,卻què也yě不bù難nán。我wǒ一yì來lái時shí,曾céng與yǔ他tā講jiǎng過guò,他tā願yuàn意yì方fāng才cái招zhāo我wǒ。今jīn日rì怎zěn麼me又yòu說shuō起qǐ這zhè話huà?我wǒ家jiā住zhù在zài福fú陵líng山shān雲yún棧zhàn洞dòng。我wǒ以yǐ相xiàng貌mào為wéi姓xìng,故gù姓xìng豬zhū,官guān名míng叫jiào做zuò豬zhū剛gāng鬣liè。他tā若ruò再zài來lái問wèn你nǐ,你nǐ就jiù以yǐ此cǐ話huà與yǔ他tā說shuō便biàn了le。」今jīn日rì我wǒ的de父fù母mǔ隔gé着zhe墙qiáng,丢diū砖zhuān料liào瓦wǎ的de,甚shèn是shì打dǎ我wǒ骂mà我wǒ哩li。」那nà怪guài道dào:「他tā打dǎ骂mà你nǐ怎zěn的de?」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā说shuō我wǒ和hé你nǐ做zuò了le夫fū妻qī,你nǐ是shì他tā门mén下xià一yí个gè女nǚ婿xù,全quán没méi些xiē儿er礼lǐ体tǐ。这zhè样yàng个gè丑chǒu嘴zuǐ脸liǎn的de人rén,又yòu会huì不bù得dé姨yí夫fū,又yòu见jiàn不bù得dé亲qīn戚qī,又yòu不bù知zhī你nǐ云yún来lái雾wù去qù,端duān的dì是shì那nǎ里lǐ人rén家jiā,姓xìng甚shén名míng谁shuí,败bài坏huài他tā清qīng德dé,玷diàn辱rǔ他tā门mén风fēng,故gù此cǐ这zhè般bān打dǎ骂mà,所suǒ以yǐ烦fán恼nǎo。」那nà怪guài道dào:「我wǒ虽suī是shì有yǒu些xiē儿er丑chǒu陋lòu,若ruò要yào俊jùn,却què也yě不bù难nán。我wǒ一yì来lái时shí,曾céng与yǔ他tā讲jiǎng过guò,他tā愿yuàn意yì方fāng才cái招zhāo我wǒ。今jīn日rì怎zěn么me又yòu说shuō起qǐ这zhè话huà?我wǒ家jiā住zhù在zài福fú陵líng山shān云yún栈zhàn洞dòng。我wǒ以yǐ相xiàng貌mào为wéi姓xìng,故gù姓xìng猪zhū,官guān名míng叫jiào做zuò猪zhū刚gāng鬣liè。他tā若ruò再zài来lái问wèn你nǐ,你nǐ就jiù以yǐ此cǐ话huà与yǔ他tā说shuō便biàn了le。」

聞名膽落

行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「那nà怪guài卻què也yě老lǎo實shí,不bú用yòng動dòng刑xíng,就jiù供gòng得de這zhè等děng明míng白bái。既jì有yǒu了le地dì方fāng、姓xìng名míng,不bù管guǎn怎zěn的de也yě拿ná住zhù他tā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā要yào請qǐng法fǎ師shī來lái拿ná你nǐ哩li。」那nà怪guài笑xiào道dào:「睡shuì著zhe,睡shuì著zhe,莫mò睬cǎi他tā。我wǒ有yǒu天tiān罡gāng數shù的de變biàn化huà,九jiǔ齒chǐ的de釘dīng鈀pá,怕pà甚shén麼me法fǎ師shī、和hé尚shàng、道dào士shì?就jiù是shì你nǐ老lǎo子zi有yǒu虔qián心xīn,請qǐng下xià九jiǔ天tiān蕩dàng魔mó祖zǔ師shī下xià界jiè,我wǒ也yě曾céng與yǔ他tā做zuò過guò相xiāng識shí,他tā也yě不bù敢gǎn怎zěn的de我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā說shuō請qǐng一yí個gè五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng姓xìng孫sūn的de齊qí天tiān大dà聖shèng,要yào來lái拿ná你nǐ哩li。」那nà怪guài聞wén得dé這zhè個gè名míng頭tóu,就jiù有yǒu三sān分fēn害hài怕pà道dào:「既jì是shì這zhè等děng說shuō,我wǒ去qù了le罷bà,兩liǎng口kǒu子zi做zuò不bù成chéng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn的de就jiù去qù?」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ不bù知zhī道dào,那nà鬧nào天tiān宮gōng的de弼bì馬mǎ溫wēn有yǒu些xiē本běn事shì,只zhǐ恐kǒng我wǒ弄nòng他tā不bú過guò,低dī了le名míng頭tóu,不bú像xiàng模mú樣yàng。」行xíng者zhě暗àn喜xǐ道dào:「那nà怪guài却què也yě老lǎo实shí,不bú用yòng动dòng刑xíng,就jiù供gòng得de这zhè等děng明míng白bái。既jì有yǒu了le地dì方fāng、姓xìng名míng,不bù管guǎn怎zěn的de也yě拿ná住zhù他tā。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā要yào请qǐng法fǎ师shī来lái拿ná你nǐ哩li。」那nà怪guài笑xiào道dào:「睡shuì着zhe,睡shuì着zhe,莫mò睬cǎi他tā。我wǒ有yǒu天tiān罡gāng数shù的de变biàn化huà,九jiǔ齿chǐ的de钉dīng钯pá,怕pà甚shén么me法fǎ师shī、和hé尚shàng、道dào士shì?就jiù是shì你nǐ老lǎo子zi有yǒu虔qián心xīn,请qǐng下xià九jiǔ天tiān荡dàng魔mó祖zǔ师shī下xià界jiè,我wǒ也yě曾céng与yǔ他tā做zuò过guò相xiāng识shí,他tā也yě不bù敢gǎn怎zěn的de我wǒ。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「他tā说shuō请qǐng一yí个gè五wǔ百bǎi年nián前qián大dà闹nào天tiān宫gōng姓xìng孙sūn的de齐qí天tiān大dà圣shèng,要yào来lái拿ná你nǐ哩li。」那nà怪guài闻wén得dé这zhè个gè名míng头tóu,就jiù有yǒu三sān分fēn害hài怕pà道dào:「既jì是shì这zhè等děng说shuō,我wǒ去qù了le罢bà,两liǎng口kǒu子zi做zuò不bù成chéng了le。」行xíng者zhě道dào:「你nǐ怎zěn的de就jiù去qù?」那nà怪guài道dào:「你nǐ不bù知zhī道dào,那nà闹nào天tiān宫gōng的de弼bì马mǎ温wēn有yǒu些xiē本běn事shì,只zhǐ恐kǒng我wǒ弄nòng他tā不bú过guò,低dī了le名míng头tóu,不bú像xiàng模mú样yàng。」

現出原身

說shuō罷bà,套tào上shàng衣yī服fú,開kāi了le門mén,往wǎng外wài就jiù走zǒu。被bèi行xíng者zhě一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù,將jiāng自zì己jǐ臉liǎn上shàng抹mǒ了le一yì抹mǒ,現xiàn出chū原yuán身shēn,喝hè道dào:「好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu!你nǐ擡tái頭tóu看kàn看kàn我wǒ是shì那nǎ個gè?」那nà怪guài轉zhuǎn過guò眼yǎn來lái,看kàn見jiàn行xíng者zhě咨zī牙yá徠lái嘴zuǐ,火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng,磕kē頭tóu毛máo臉liǎn,就jiù是shì個gè活huó雷léi公gōng相xiāng似sì。慌huāng得de他tā手shǒu麻má腳jiǎo軟ruǎn,劃huá剌là的de一yì聲shēng,掙zhèng破pò了le衣yī服fú,化huà狂kuáng風fēng脫tuō身shēn而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě急jí上shàng前qián,掣chè鐵tiě棒bàng,望wàng風fēng打dǎ了le一yí下xià。那nà怪guài化huà萬wàn道dào火huǒ光guāng,徑jìng轉zhuǎn本běn山shān而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě駕jià雲yún,隨suí後hòu趕gǎn來lái,叫jiào聲shēng:「那nǎ裡lǐ走zǒu!你nǐ若ruò上shàng天tiān,我wǒ就jiù趕gǎn到dào斗dǒu牛niú宮gōng;你nǐ若ruò入rù地dì,我wǒ就jiù追zhuī至zhì枉wǎng死sǐ獄yù。」咦yí!畢bì竟jìng不bù知zhī這zhè一yí去qù趕gǎn至zhì何hé方fāng,有yǒu何hé勝shèng敗bài,且qiě聽tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。说shuō罢bà,套tào上shàng衣yī服fú,开kāi了le门mén,往wǎng外wài就jiù走zǒu。被bèi行xíng者zhě一yì把bǎ扯chě住zhù,将jiāng自zì己jǐ脸liǎn上shàng抹mǒ了le一yì抹mǒ,现xiàn出chū原yuán身shēn,喝hè道dào:「好hǎo妖yāo怪guài,那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu!你nǐ抬tái头tóu看kàn看kàn我wǒ是shì那nǎ个gè?」那nà怪guài转zhuǎn过guò眼yǎn来lái,看kàn见jiàn行xíng者zhě咨zī牙yá徕lái嘴zuǐ,火huǒ眼yǎn金jīn睛jīng,磕kē头tóu毛máo脸liǎn,就jiù是shì个gè活huó雷léi公gōng相xiāng似sì。慌huāng得de他tā手shǒu麻má脚jiǎo软ruǎn,划huá剌là的de一yì声shēng,挣zhèng破pò了le衣yī服fú,化huà狂kuáng风fēng脱tuō身shēn而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě急jí上shàng前qián,掣chè铁tiě棒bàng,望wàng风fēng打dǎ了le一yí下xià。那nà怪guài化huà万wàn道dào火huǒ光guāng,径jìng转zhuǎn本běn山shān而ér去qù。行xíng者zhě驾jià云yún,随suí后hòu赶gǎn来lái,叫jiào声shēng:「那nǎ里lǐ走zǒu!你nǐ若ruò上shàng天tiān,我wǒ就jiù赶gǎn到dào斗dǒu牛niú宫gōng;你nǐ若ruò入rù地dì,我wǒ就jiù追zhuī至zhì枉wǎng死sǐ狱yù。」咦yí!毕bì竟jìng不bù知zhī这zhè一yí去qù赶gǎn至zhì何hé方fāng,有yǒu何hé胜shèng败bài,且qiě听tīng下xià回huí分fēn解jiě。

英譯 A Face Like a Thunder-God

The Pilgrim took his leave of the Bodhisattva, pressed down his cloud-head, hung the cassock on a fragrant nan tree, and whipped out his rod. He battered his way into the Black Wind Cave — and in that cave there was not one small fiend to be had. The truth was that, having seen the Bodhisattva reveal herself and subdue the old monster till he rolled about on the ground, they had all scattered and fled in haste. Now the Pilgrim let his violence run its full course: against the several tiers of gates he heaped dry brushwood, before and behind, and set the whole alight at once, so that he burned the Black Wind Cave into a Red Wind Cave. Then he took up the cassock, mounted the auspicious light, and turned back due north. Now it is told that Sanzang, watching for the Pilgrim and finding him slow to return, grew heavy with doubt: he could not tell whether the Bodhisattva had refused to come, or whether the Pilgrim had found a pretext and run off. In the very midst of these wild surmises he saw, high in the air, a bright shimmer of coloured mist, and the Pilgrim dropped suddenly before the steps and knelt, saying, “Master, the cassock is come back.” Sanzang was overjoyed. Nor was there one among the monks who did not rejoice, crying, “Good! Good! Only today are our lives made whole again.” Sanzang received the cassock and said, “Wukong, when you set out this morning you promised to be back by the noon meal. How is it that you return only now, with the sun already west?” The Pilgrim laid out for him, from beginning to end, the whole business of inviting the Bodhisattva, of the transformations wrought, and of the monster subdued. When Sanzang had heard him out he set up an incense table, made his obeisance toward the south, and then said, “Disciple, since the Buddha's robe is ours again, make haste to gather up the bundles, and let us be gone.” The Pilgrim said, “No hurry, no hurry. The day is drawing on; this is no hour to be taking the road. Wait until tomorrow, and set out early.” The monks all knelt together and said, “His reverence Sun speaks justly. For one thing, night is falling; for another, we have a vow or two upon us. Now that we are safe, and the treasure recovered, let us pay off our vow, and beg your reverences to share out the blessed food with us. Tomorrow morning we shall see you west again.” The Pilgrim said, “Just so, just so.” And you should have seen those monks empty their purses and turn them out to the very bottom — whatever poor remnant they had snatched from the fire, each brought forth all he had: they set out a vegetarian offering, burned paper for peace and freedom from harm, and chanted a few scrolls to dissolve calamity and undo misfortune. So the evening's business ended.

Early next morning they groomed and harnessed the horse, bundled up the baggage, and went out at the gate; the monks saw them a long way off before turning back. The Pilgrim led the road, and it was indeed the season when spring runs warm. Behold:

Grass cushions the jade-grey courser, and soft is the print of his hoof; the willow shakes out its golden threads, and the dew's sheen is new. Peach and apricot fill the wood, contending in loveliness; the fig-vine winds along the path and puts forth its spirit. On the sandy dyke the sun is warm, and the mandarin ducks are sleeping; in the mountain stream the flowers are fragrant, and the butterflies are tame. Thus autumn goes, winter wanes, and spring is half over — yet who knows in what year the journey shall be full and the true scriptures had?

Master and disciple travelled some five or seven days of wild road, when one day, as the sky was drawing toward dusk, they saw far off a hamlet of a few households. Sanzang said, “Wukong, look — there is a mountain farmstead close by on that side. Let us go and beg a night's lodging, and take the road again tomorrow. What do you say?” The Pilgrim said, “Wait till old Sun has gone to look whether it be lucky or ill, and we will settle the matter then.” The Master reined in the silken bridle; the Pilgrim fixed his gaze and looked. It was in truth like this:

Bamboo hedges dense on dense; thatched roofs tier on tier. Wild trees, sky-piercing, greet the gate; a winding stream and its bridge cast their shadow across the door. By the road the willows are green, and green upon green; within the garden the flowers are open, and fragrance upon fragrance. At this hour the last light is sinking westward, and everywhere in the hill-woods the birds are clamouring; the evening smoke climbs from the cooking-fires, and along every lane the cattle and sheep are turning home. See too the fowls and swine, fed full, drowsing at the corner of the house, and the tipsy old neighbour coming along in song.

When the Pilgrim had done looking he said, “Go forward, Master. It is certainly a village of decent folk, and a fit place to beg a lodging.” The elder urged the white horse on, and they came shortly to the mouth of the street. There they saw a young fellow, a cotton cloth wound about his head, a blue jacket on his back, an umbrella in his hand and a pack on his shoulder, his breeches gathered and bound, straw sandals of the three-eared sort upon his feet, striding along in a great hurry out of the street. The Pilgrim reached out and caught him fast. “Where away?” he said. “I have a question for you. What place is this?” The man only struggled the harder, shouting, “Is there nobody else in my village? Am I the only man fit to be asked the road?” The Pilgrim said, smiling upon him, “Do not be vexed, patron. 'A kindness done another is a kindness done yourself.' What harm is there in telling me the name of the place? I may even be able to dissolve your troubles for you.” The man could not wrench his hand free, and hopped about in a rage. “Ill luck!” he cried. “Ill luck! The master's temper I cannot bear, and now I run into this bald-head besides, and take his insolence too!” The Pilgrim said, “If you have the strength, prise open my hand, and you may go for all of me.” The man twisted left and twisted right, but where could he twist himself loose? It was as though an iron pincer had gripped him. So enraged was he that he threw down his pack, flung away his umbrella, and came at the Pilgrim with both hands, clawing like a shower of rain. The Pilgrim propped the baggage with one hand and held the man off with the other; scuffle as he might, he could lay hold of nothing. The tighter the Pilgrim held, the more the man raged, crackling with fury like a thunderclap. Sanzang said, “Wukong, is that not another man coming over there? Ask that one instead. Why keep hold of this one? Let him go.” The Pilgrim laughed. “Master, you do not understand. If I ask another and get nothing by it, I must ask this one anyway. He is where the trade lies.” Held fast and not let go, the man was forced at last to speak. “This place is within the borders of the kingdom of Ü-Tsang, and it is called Gao Village. More than half the households of the village are surnamed Gao, and that is why it is so called. Now let me go.” The Pilgrim said again, “You are dressed for more than a short walk. Tell me truly: where are you bound, and what is the business you are really about? Then I will let you go.”

Having no help for it, the man told him the truth. “I am a servant of Squire Gao, and my name is Gao Cai. My squire has a youngest daughter, just twenty years old, who has never yet been given in marriage. Three years ago a monster took possession of her, and for these three whole years the monster has been his son-in-law. My squire was not pleased, and said, 'For a daughter to take a monster to husband is no lasting arrangement: for one thing it ruins the good name of the house; for another, no proper in-laws come and go.' From the first he has wanted to be rid of the creature. But the monster would not be got rid of. Instead he shut the girl away in the back court, and for near half a year now he has not let her out to see so much as one of the household. My squire gave me a few taels of silver and bade me seek out an exorcist to take the fiend. “In all this while I have not rested my feet. Back and forth I have gone, and I have fetched three or four men — worthless monks, every one of them, and spineless Daoists, who could not subdue the monster at all. Just now he railed at me for a good while, and said I could do nothing right. Then he gave me another five mace of silver for my expenses, and told me to go again and find a better exorcist. I never thought to run into you, you ill-starred creature, and be seized and hindered on my road, so that I take abuse both indoors and out. I could not help it, and so I shouted at you. I did not think you would have some trick of holding, and that I could not wrench free of you; and so I have told you the whole truth. Now let me go.” The Pilgrim said, “Your luck is in, and I am in business: the four and the six make ten, and here is the very trade for us both. You need go no farther, and you need spend none of your silver. We are not of those worthless monks and spineless Daoists. We have some skill in fact, and we are old hands at taking monsters. As the saying has it, 'First it obliges the physician; second, it gets the eye cured.' Be so good as to go back and inform your master that we are the holy monk, imperial brother of the Tang court, sent forth by our sovereign, bound west to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures, and well able to subdue fiends and bind demons.” Gao Cai said, “Do not lead me astray. I am a man with a bellyful of anger already. If you have gulled me, and have no skill, and cannot take the monster, will you not have got me abused all over again?” The Pilgrim said, “I warrant I shall not lead you astray. Bring me to the gate of your house.” The man had no choice. He picked up his pack in earnest, took his umbrella, turned about, and led the master and disciple to the gate, saying, “Your reverences, sit a moment on the mounting-block while I go in and let the master of the house know.” Only then did the Pilgrim let go his hand. He set down the load, led the horse, and master and disciple stood and sat by the gate to wait.

Gao Cai went in at the great gate and made straight for the central hall, where as it happened he ran full into Squire Gao. The squire scolded him. “You thick-skinned brute! Why have you not gone to look for a man? What do you come back for?” Gao Cai set down his pack and umbrella. “Let it be reported to the master of the house: your servant had only just walked out to the mouth of the street when he ran into two monks — one on horseback, one carrying a load. He caught hold of me and would not let go, and asked me where I was going. Again and again I refused to tell him, until he had pestered me past bearing; and being unable to get my hand free, I told him the master's whole business from beginning to end. At which he was delighted, and would take the monster for us.” Old Gao said, “Where are they from?” Gao Cai said, “He says they are the holy monk, imperial brother of the Tang court, sent forth by the sovereign, bound west to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures.” The squire said, “If they are monks from far off, they may well have some real skill. Where are they now?” Gao Cai said, “Waiting outside the gate.” The squire changed his clothes in haste and came out with Gao Cai to receive them, calling, “Elder!” Sanzang heard him, turned quickly about, and found him already at his side. The old man wore a cap of black silk gauze and a gown of Shu brocade the colour of scallion-white; on his feet were calfskin boots the colour of unhusked rice, and about his waist a sash of black-green braid. He came out smiling and speaking his welcome, saying, “Your two reverences, I make you my bow.” Sanzang returned the courtesy; the Pilgrim stood and did not stir. Seeing how fierce and ugly his face was, the old man did not dare bow to him at all. The Pilgrim said, “Why do you not salute old Sun?” The old fellow, somewhat frightened, said to Gao Cai, “You young rascal, would you be the death of me? There is an ugly-headed, monstrous-faced son-in-law in the house already that I cannot get rid of; why must you bring me this thunder-god to plague me too?” The Pilgrim said, “Old Gao, you have grown to these many years for nothing, and still know nothing of the world. If you will judge a man by his face alone, you go wholly wrong. Old Sun is ugly enough, but he has some skill. If I catch the fiend for your household, seize the goblin, lay hold of that son-in-law of yours and give you back your daughter — will that not be well done? Why harp so on a man's face?” Hearing this, the squire trembled, but forced up his spirits and said, “Please come in.” Being asked, the Pilgrim at last led the white horse in, bade Gao Cai shoulder the baggage, and went inside with Sanzang. Caring nothing for what was seemly, he tethered the horse to a pillar of the open hall, dragged over a lacquered armchair, and told his master to sit. Then he dragged over another chair and sat down beside him. Old Gao said, “This little elder makes himself quite at home.” The Pilgrim said, “If you will let me lodge here half a year, I shall be more at home yet.”

When they were seated, Old Gao asked, “My man said just now that your two reverences come from the Land of the East?” Sanzang said, “It is so. This poor monk goes at the command of the court to worship the Buddha in the West and seek the scriptures. Passing your worthy village, I beg a single night's lodging, and shall take the road early tomorrow.” Old Gao said, “You came only to lodge, then. How is it you speak of catching monsters?” The Pilgrim said, “We came to lodge, and while we are about it we shall catch a monster or two, for the sport of it. May I ask how many monsters your house has?” Old Gao said, “Heaven above! How many more do you suppose we could stomach? This one monster of a son-in-law has worn us to death already.” The Pilgrim said, “Tell me the whole story of that monster from the beginning — what powers he has — and I shall be better able to take him for you.” Old Gao said, “In this village of ours, from ancient times until now, we have never known of any spectre or goblin, any fiend to work us mischief. It is only that I, an old fool, have had the misfortune to father no son. I got but three daughters: the eldest was named Fragrant Orchid, the second Jade Orchid, the third Kingfisher Orchid. The first two were married young to families of this village. For the youngest I wished to take in a husband, hoping he might live in the house with me, and be a son-in-law to keep me in my age, to hold up the door and the household, to do the work and answer the levies. Three years ago, unlooked for, there came a fellow whose looks were passable enough. He said he was of a family on Fuling Mountain, that his surname was Zhu, that he had neither father nor mother above him nor brothers below, and that he was willing to be taken in as a husband. Seeing a man so wholly without root or tie, I, old fool, took him in. From the day he entered the door he was diligent enough: he ploughed and harrowed without ox or gear; he reaped the grain without sickle or staff; at dusk he went and at dawn he came, and truly it went well. There was but one thing: he had a way of changing his face.” The Pilgrim said, “Changed how?” Old Gao said, “When he first came he was a stout dark fellow; afterwards he turned into an idiot with a long snout and great ears, with a ridge of bristles down the back of his skull, his body coarse and frightful, his head and face for all the world like a pig's. And his gullet is prodigious: at one sitting he must have three or five dǒu of rice, and for his morning bite a hundred-odd flat cakes are barely enough. It is a mercy that he still eats vegetarian. If he took to flesh and wine, then all this old fool's holdings, land and stock and the rest, would be eaten clean away inside half a year.” Sanzang said, “He eats so because he works so.” Old Gao said, “The eating is the small matter. Nowadays he raises winds besides, and comes in cloud and goes in mist, and sends the stones walking and the sand flying, so that he has frightened my whole household and the neighbours to left and right out of all peace. And he has shut my little daughter Kingfisher Orchid away in the back court, and for a full half-year we have not seen her face, nor do we know whether she is alive or dead. By this we knew him for a monster, and would fetch some exorcist to be rid of him — to be rid of him.”

The Pilgrim said, “What difficulty is there in that? Set your mind at rest, old man. Tonight I warrant I shall have him fast for you, and make him write a deed of divorce and give your daughter back to you. How will that do?” Old Gao rejoiced. “Taking him in was no great matter; but he has ruined a deal of my good name, and estranged a deal of my kin. If only you can seize him, what need is there of any deed? Do me the kindness of pulling him up by the root.” The Pilgrim said, “Easy, easy. When night falls, you shall see how it goes.” The old man was greatly pleased, and only then had the tables and chairs wiped down and a vegetarian meal laid out. The meal done and evening drawing on, the old man asked, “What weapons will you want? How many men to attend you? Let them be got ready in good time.” The Pilgrim said, “I have my own weapon.” The old man said, “Your reverences have nothing but that staff. How shall a staff beat such a monster?” The Pilgrim thereupon drew from his ear an embroidery needle, pinched it between his fingers, waved it once in the wind, and there it was — an iron rod with a golden fillet, thick as a bowl. He held it out toward Old Gao and said, “Look at this cudgel. How does it compare with the weapons of your house? Will it beat this fiend or no?” Old Gao said further, “You have a weapon, then. Will you want men to go with you?” The Pilgrim said, “I want no men. I want only a few old fellows of years and standing, to sit at their ease with my master and keep him in talk, so that I may leave him and go. Wait till I have brought that monster back, taken his confession before the company, and pulled him up by the root for you.” The old man at once called his houseboy and invited a few kinsmen and friends. In a little while all had come, and when the greetings were over the Pilgrim said, “Master, sit easy and set your mind at rest. Old Sun is off.”

See him now, gripping his iron rod and tugging Old Gao along. “Bring me to the back court,” he said, “where the monster lodges, that I may look at it.” Old Gao led him to the door of the back court. The Pilgrim said, “Go and fetch the key.” Old Gao said, “Look at it first. If a key could serve, I should not have sent for you.” The Pilgrim laughed. “Old fellow, for all your years you cannot take a jest. I was only teasing you, and you took it in earnest.” He went up and felt the lock: it was one filled solid with molten copper. That so vexed him that he drove his golden-hooped rod at it once, burst the door leaves open — and within was pitch darkness. The Pilgrim said, “Old Gao, call your daughter once, and see whether she is inside.” The old man hardened his heart and called, “Third sister!” The girl knew her father's voice, and with hardly breath or strength enough answered him once: “Papa — I am here.” The Pilgrim flashed his golden eyes and looked carefully into the shadow. What manner of thing do you suppose he saw? Only this:

Cloudy tresses heaped in disorder, uncombed; a face of jade unwashed, and grimed with dust. The orchid heart within her is whole as ever; the tender bearing is ten parts fallen away. The cherry lips have lost their blood and breath; the waist and limbs are bent, and huddled close. Sorrow gathers upon her, and the moth-brows are pale; thin and shrinking she is, and the voice is low.

She came out, saw Old Gao, caught hold of him, and clung to his neck weeping. The Pilgrim said, “Do not weep, do not weep. Tell me — where has the monster gone?” The girl said, “I do not know where he goes. These days he leaves at daybreak and comes back at nightfall. He goes in cloud and mist, and I know nothing of where he goes or whence he returns. Because he knows my father would be rid of him, he is always on his guard; and so he comes at dusk and goes at dawn.” The Pilgrim said, “Enough said. Old man, take your daughter to the front of the house and talk with her at leisure, and let old Sun wait for him here. If he does not come, do not blame me; but if he comes, I shall cut the grass and root it out for you.” So Old Gao, in great good humour, took his daughter away with him to the front. The Pilgrim then worked his magic: he shook himself, changed, and became the very likeness of the girl, and sat alone in the room to wait for the monster. Before long a wind came up, and truly the stones walked and the sand flew. A fine wind it was:

At its first coming it was faint and swaying; afterwards it grew vast and boundless. Faint and swaying, it filled heaven and earth; vast and boundless, it met with no let nor hindrance. It stripped the blossom and snapped the willow better than hemp is stuffed; it toppled trees and broke the forest as one pulls up a cabbage. It overturned rivers and stirred the seas, and ghosts and spirits grieved; it split rock and levelled mountains, and heaven and earth were astonished. The flower-cropping elk lost the trail he came by; the fruit-plucking ape was bewildered outside his own wood. The seven-storey iron pagoda was struck at the Buddha-head; the eight-sided banners were torn from the precious canopy. Beams of gold and pillars of jade rocked from their footings; tiles flew from the roofs like clods of swallow-clay. The boatman lifted his oar and vowed a vow; casting off, he made haste to promise pig and sheep in payment. The earth-god of the ward forsook his shrine; the dragon-kings of the four seas bowed themselves toward the court above. By the sea it stove in a yaksha's boat; at the Great Wall it blew down half a frontier fort.

When that gust of wild wind had passed, there in mid-air came a monster, and hideous indeed he was to look upon: a black face with short bristles, a long snout and great ears; on his back a coarse cloth gown neither green nor blue, and at his waist a girdle of flowered cotton. The Pilgrim laughed to himself. “So this is the article,” he said. Good Pilgrim! He neither went to meet him nor asked him a word, but lay on the bed feigning sickness, moaning and grumbling without a pause. The monster could not tell true from false. He came into the room, threw his arms about her, and would have kissed her. The Pilgrim laughed inwardly. “He is really coming to try it on with old Sun,” he thought. He applied a grip, took hold of the monster's long snout, and gave him what is called a little throw: one twist over the head, and down he went with a smack beside the bed. The monster picked himself up, steadied himself against the bedside, and said, “Sister, why are you so cross with me today? I suppose I am come home late?” The Pilgrim said, “I am not cross, not cross at all.” The monster said, “If you are not cross with me, why did you throw me down so?” The Pilgrim said, “Why must you be so ill-bred about it, catching hold of me and kissing me? I am not myself today; on an ordinary day I should have got up and opened the door for you. You had better put off your clothes and sleep.” The monster took no meaning from this, and went in all good faith to undress. The Pilgrim sprang up and seated himself upon the night-stool. The monster came groping back to the bed as before, felt about, and found no one there. He called, “Sister, where have you gone? Come, take off your clothes and sleep.” The Pilgrim said, “You sleep first; I am going out to relieve myself.” The monster did indeed undress first and get into bed.

The Pilgrim suddenly heaved a sigh and said aloud, “My luck has come to a low ebb.” The monster said, “What vexes you? How should your luck be low? Since I came into your house I have eaten a little tea and rice, it is true — but I have never eaten it for nothing. I have swept your floors and cleared your drains, carried brick and shifted tile, rammed earth and built walls, ploughed and harrowed, sown wheat and set out rice, and made a going concern of the place. The silk you wear on your back, the gold in your hair, fruit and flowers to enjoy through the four seasons, greens boiled and fried at all eight festivals — what is there in it that does not suit you, that you sigh short and sigh long, and talk of luck at a low ebb?” The Pilgrim said, “It is not that. Today my parents were on the other side of the wall, flinging bricks and pitching tiles, and abusing me and cursing me shamefully.” The monster said, “What do they beat and curse you for?” The Pilgrim said, “They say that you and I are man and wife, that you are a son-in-law under their roof, and that you have no manners at all. A man with a face as ugly as that, they say, can meet no brother-in-law and be seen by no relation; and they do not know where you come and go in your cloud and mist, nor what house you are truly of, nor your surname or your name; and that you ruin their good name and defile the honour of their gate. So they beat and curse me, and I am wretched.” The monster said, “Ugly I may be, but if you would have me handsome, that is no hard thing. When first I came I told them everything, and it was with their consent that they took me in. Why do they raise this talk now? My house is on Fuling Mountain, in the Cloud-Ladder Cave. I take my surname from my looks, and so I am surnamed Zhu; and my formal name is Zhu Ganglie, Bristles the Boar. If they ask you again, tell them this, and there is an end of it.”

The Pilgrim rejoiced privately. “The monster is honest enough,” he thought. “No need of the rack — he has confessed it all as plain as this. Now that I have the place and the name, I shall take him however it may be.” The Pilgrim said, “They mean to fetch an exorcist to catch you.” The monster laughed. “Sleep on, sleep on, and pay them no mind. I have the transformations of the Thirty-Six Constellations and a nine-toothed muckrake. What have I to fear from exorcists, monks or Daoists? Even if that father of yours were pious enough to call down the Patriarch of the Nine Heavens who Sweeps the Demons, why, he and I have been acquainted; he would not dare do anything to me.” The Pilgrim said, “They say they will fetch that Great Sage Equal to Heaven, surnamed Sun, who made the great uproar in Heaven five hundred years ago.” At the sound of that name the monster took three parts of a fright. “If that is so,” he said, “I shall be off. There is an end of our being man and wife.” The Pilgrim said, “How is it you must go?” The monster said, “You do not know: that Protector of the Horses who made the uproar in Heaven has some skill in him. I fear I should get no good of him, and should lose my name, and look a poor figure.” With that he pulled on his clothes, opened the door, and made for the outside. But the Pilgrim caught him fast, wiped a hand across his own face, showed his true form, and roared, “Fine monster! Where do you run? Lift your head and look at me — who am I?” The monster turned his eyes, and saw the Pilgrim's jutting teeth and bared jaws, his fiery eyes and golden pupils, his bumpy head and hairy face — the very image of a living thunder-god. So terrified was he that his hands went numb and his legs weak. With a ripping sound he burst out of his clothes, changed into a wild wind, and got clean away. The Pilgrim sprang after him, drew out the iron rod, and struck once at the wind. The monster turned into ten thousand shafts of fire and made straight for his own mountain. The Pilgrim mounted a cloud and gave chase, calling out, “Where do you run? If you go up to Heaven, I will follow you to the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox; if you go down into the earth, I will pursue you to the Prison of Unjust Death!” Ah! Not yet may it be known to what place this pursuit led, nor who had the victory and who the defeat. Let it be told in the chapter to come.

札記 Notes

The chapter is an argument about faces. Watch what the chapter does with faces and it stops being a string of gags. Squire Gao comes out to greet his guests, sees the Pilgrim, and cannot make himself bow — the man has a face like a thunder-god. The Pilgrim rounds on him with the nearest thing this novel has to a sermon: 若專以相貌取人,乾淨錯了, judge a man by his face alone and you go clean wrong. He is right, and the joke is on everybody. The squire's whole grievance against his son-in-law is that the creature has a snout. And more than sixteen hundred characters later, when the monster finally turns his eyes and sees who is in the bed, what he sees is 活雷公相似 — a living thunder-god, the same two characters Squire Gao reached for at the gate. The chapter preaches against reading faces and then wins its biggest moment with a frightening one.

A demon who is good at his job. The comedy here runs on a genuinely strange idea: the monster is an excellent farmhand. He ploughs without an ox, reaps without a sickle, comes at dusk and goes at dawn. When he finally speaks for himself he produces what amounts to an account book — swept floors, cleared drains, brick and tile, rammed earth, walls, wheat, rice — and sets against it the silk on his wife's back and the gold in her hair. Every word of it is true, and the squire's own testimony had already confirmed it. What Squire Gao actually wanted was 做活當差: someone to do the labour and answer the state's levy. He got exactly that. What he cannot forgive is the snout.

The lock filled with molten copper. Under the farce sits something colder. Squire Gao talks at length about a son-in-law who works too hard and eats too much, and then it emerges almost in passing, inside a subordinate clause, that the door of his daughter's room has been sealed shut with molten metal. He never says who sealed it. The Pilgrim, who has just asked for the key, is not told there is no key until he asks. When the door is finally broken open, the girl has been behind it half a year, and the text gives her state in four characters: 少氣無力, hardly breath or strength enough. She gets fifty-six characters of speech in the whole chapter. Every one of them is about him.

The pig arrives before the pig does. The novel gives away its new character in stages, and enjoys itself. First the surname 豬, handed over in the squire's account with no comment at all. Six lines later the snout, the ears, the ridge of bristles — and only then the word pig, by which time the reader has got there first. Best of all is the wind poem: a boatman, terrified, vows a pig and a sheep to whatever god will make it stop. Three lines later the pig walks in. The joke is buried inside a stock formula about sacrifice, and the novel never points at it.

Ten couplets of wind, six characters of monster. Count the space each thing gets and the chapter's sense of humour becomes visible. The wind that heralds the monster runs to ten couplets — ten matched pairs of lines, image answering image — of pure cosmic disturbance: rivers overturned, mountains split, the dragon-kings of the four seas bowing, half a frontier fort at the Great Wall blown flat. Then the creature himself arrives and gets six characters — 果然生得醜陋, hideous indeed he was to look upon — before the description drops to a black face, short bristles and a gown that is neither green nor blue. Four lines after all that cosmic wind, he is picked up by the snout and thrown on his back beside the bed.

A deposition taken without a single question. The Pilgrim promises Squire Gao 對眾取供, a confession taken before the assembled company, which is court language — the phrase belongs to a magistrate's hall. What he actually does is get into the bride's bed in the bride's shape and complain that his parents have been beating him. The monster, trying to comfort a wife who is not there, supplies mountain, cave, surname and formal name in three sentences. Not one question is asked. And when the Pilgrim recites the family's charges back at him, one of them is word for word the squire's own: 雲來霧去, coming in cloud and going in mist, which occurs exactly twice in the chapter, once in each mouth. He had been listening.

Phrases you would still hear today. Three of this chapter's set phrases are alive in modern Chinese. 搖身一變, one shake of the body and a change — the Pilgrim's standard method, and still the phrase for a sudden and total about-face, usually said of a politician. 剪草除根, cut the grass and take out the root, which is what the Pilgrim promises and what Squire Gao asks for in plainer words when he says never mind the divorce papers. And the excuse the Pilgrim uses to get out of the bed — he says he is going out to 出個恭 — which is a euphemism with an examination hall behind it. Candidates sitting the Ming civil service examinations carried a placard out with them when they needed the privy, and its opening words, meaning roughly to withdraw and be respectful, quietly became the polite way to say it.